Jersey Shore s03e07 Episode Script

You know, living with Ron and Sam, they're constantly fighting and whatnot.
You know, it's like, oh, my God, give it a rest, man.
You know, just break the [Bleep.]
up.
I bet if we could we'd up and move away and pack all our bad memories and leave them here to stay Sammi you and Ron cool? I don't even know.
We're together, but we fight all the time.
To be honest with you, you and Ron had so much drama in Miami that it's never gonna get better.
I don't even wanna talk about it.
So much happened in Miami that completely just broke me into pieces, that it's not just gonna go away.
I can maybe forgive, but I'll never forget.
Oh, man.
- Sam? - Yeah.
You aren't upset about the whole Ron thing what I just spoke to you about, are you? - I can't even talk about it.
- No, I feel you.
But yeah, you have to talk about it with somebody.
Like, how do you how do you get past that? I can't believe Mike's bringing up Miami.
It's like, that's not cool, bro.
Ronnie was just so drunk, and he was sloppy, to be honest with you.
I just don't even wanna go there anymore, - like, I'm so, like You know? - It upsets you? - Yeah.
- "A", you either move forward That's exactly what I'm doing.
Gotta move forward from it.
- That's all you can do.
- Yep.
I'm fed up.
Mike plays both courts.
Mike's telling me, "I'm your boy, I got your back, guy code.
" And the second I turn my back, you're all about the girl code, you [Bleep.]
bitch.
I'm glad we had this conversation, Sam.
- Can I get a hug or something? - No.
- Come on, do it.
- No.
- Mike, no, stop.
- Do it, do it! You need this! Ron's gonna come up here - and [Bleep.]
Kick your - Shut up.
- Seriously.
- All right, I'm going to work.
Yo, what the hell did I miss? Mike stabbed me in the back.
What happened? He was, like pretty much just, like, put my [Bleep.]
on blast to Sam.
- Wait, this happened today? - Yeah.
I realized, like, what I did was wrong in Miami, but since I've been here, like, it's been all about her.
I've been trying to make [Bleep.]
right.
And now I gotta deal with this.
Oh, [Bleep.]
.
Now what? I'm gonna put him in his place, 'cause he needs to, 'cause no one else in the house does.
You guys wanna go to the boardwalk? - Yeah.
- Take a walk for a little bit.
- Yeah.
- Go for a walk, do something.
Yeah, you two go out, I'll go out with her.
Man, oh, man, oh, man.
[Bleep.]
Is hittin' the fan.
So I'm gonna take Ronnie and hit the boardwalk.
I wanna get Ronnie's mind off Mike right now.
Just to calm him down and have some fun.
If any ride takes your mood off things, it's this one.
You got no time to think about nothing but your life.
- Both: Whoo! - Don't worry don't think about tomorrow morning don't hurry just focus on tonight don't you worry don't think about tomorrow morning We're gonna die.
- just focus on tonight - [Screaming.]
[Laughing.]
Don't wanna be in this house with him.
I can't I gotta figure out - the room situation - Yeah, but you're not leaving.
I don't even wanna talk about it anymore.
- Like, I'm so, like, ugh.
- I know.
Just stay positive, we're gonna have fun.
It's been a lot, living with Ron in this house.
And I definitely need some girl time.
And go and do my own thing a little bit.
- Cheers to having fun today.
- Yes.
Thank you.
- That ride was crazy.
- Oh, I needed that.
[Laughing.]
I'm like, about to drop the entire shot.
There they are.
Paul! Who's in there? Sammi.
I don't wanna deal with it yet.
Nah.
Byeee.
I think he was with a girl.
Was he? No, he wasn't.
- Yeah.
- Are you kidding me? You, come here.
I need to talk to you.
What's up? How are you guys? Good.
Hi, what's up? Just wanted to say hi.
What's up? You wanna play that game? I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna find the hottest guy in this bar, and get Ron back for talking to a girl.
This is my friend, Deena.
- Want a shot? - Yeah, get 'em.
I love single Sammi.
She was, like, having a blast.
She was freaking drinking, and, like, flirting, having a good time.
And I was like, "yay, Sam," like, "good for you, girlfriend.
" - What's going on? - You want a shot? - Do some shots? - Yeah, let's do some shots.
When Ronnie sees me with another guy we'll see who has the next laugh.
What do you guys got going on tonight? - What are we doing tonight? - Maybe us.
- Bye.
- See you.
[Bleep.]
Ron, I just found my new boyfriend.
- Hell, yeah.
- Both: [Laughing.]
Shh.
We did everything.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Wow, what a fun day with Deena.
- I know, it was a good time.
- Where's Mike? Is he home yet? - Nah.
I got a lot to talk about with that [Bleep.]
.
- Like what? - I don't know.
I'm sorry I offended your friend.
Don't get mad at me.
I won't do it in front of you, so you don't get angry at me.
- Okay, do you wanna talk or no? - Yeah, in a little bit.
- Ron, like, it's either now or no.
- No, no, no, I gotta do something before we get into our conversation.
- What? - Don't worry about it.
You'll see.
[Bleep.]
Is gonna pop off tonight if Ron confronts Mike.
'Cause when you're heated like that, sometimes you snap and you can't control it.
And Ronnie kinda has a temper.
- Hey, can I talk to you - No.
No, let me talk to him first.
- About what? - About being an instigator.
And he's got girl code, and he's a [Bleep.]
Bitch.
- You're mad at him for your mistakes? - No, I'm not mad at him, I'm mad at him because he instigated my mistakes.
I think he was the only person Okay, stopif you're gonna stick up for him, don't [Bleep.]
talk to me.
I don't wanna talk to you.
So sit down, grab some popcorn, and watch.
- What's wrong with you? - Done with this bull[Bleep.]
.
Done with this kid being fake to everyone.
I wanna put him in place.
You guys wanna get food? Anyone wanna go get dinner? Ask Sam, since that's your friend.
- We're all friends.
- No.
Being in this house is making it hard to get over Miami.
You embarrassed me.
I had a reason to [Bleep.]
on you in Miami.
Realize that.
I need a [Bleep.]
Hot guy right now.
I'm going to get Ron back the best way I know how.
Where's Mike? I got a lot to talk about with that [Bleep.]
.
You guys wanna get food? Anybody wanna go do dinner anywhere? Ask Sam, since that's your friend.
- We're all friends.
- No, that's your friend, obviously.
I was supposed to be your boy.
- You are my boy.
- You played me out, bro.
Oh, get outta here, bro.
I never played you out.
I saw what I saw, and it was [Bleep.]
Wrong.
What you did was wrong.
What was it? What'd you say to her? If I think I know what you're saying, I was like, "you know what, Sam? You should be by yourself," and I'm telling you you should be by yourself, 'cause I don't think it's healthy for you guys to fight that much.
- It's none of your business.
- Oh, my gosh! You guys fight every second! - What do you want me to do? - That doesn't matter.
You guys are my roommates it's bull[Bleep.]
, bro.
Then don't say, "I got your back," - 'cause you don't have my back.
- Oh, my God! I do have your back.
You don't have my back.
When did I not have your back? You didn't have my back in Miami, 'cause what you did in Miami was [Bleep.]
Wrong.
When we were in Miami, Sam had asked me, you know, about the note.
That said Ronnie was, like, cheating on her.
If you saw it, you should tell me.
What did the note say? - It didhe did.
- Okay.
Well, whatever the note said.
I didn't write the note, but the girl's hysterically crying in front of me, and I decided to help the poor girl out.
And I said, "you know what? Whatever's in that note is true.
" The girl was crying! - Don't tell me boy code.
- Dude, your girl was crying! That's between us.
You [Bleep.]
Involved yourself in our business.
Like you always tell someone else to mind their [Bleep.]
Business.
- Dude, I'm - You know what, I came to this house thinking you're my boy I am! Admitting to her, the note, that it's true is not having my back.
- I was neutral.
Neutral! - Girl code, bro.
You didn't have guy code.
This is [Bleep.]
! Stabbed me in the back, bro.
- Never stabbed you in the back.
- Now I can [Bleep.]
See it.
Ron is just very heated right now.
And I knew at any particular time, one of us says something wrong, it could be a fight.
So I decided to man-up, and take the high road, and apologize, just so that he'd be quiet.
You don't [Bleep.]
Do that to me.
I'll be honest with you right now, I'm gonna say I'm wrong.
I'm being honest, I played it wrong.
I apologize.
Okay? I apologize.
- Do you take my apology? - I do.
I played it wrong.
Definitely surprised.
Mike and Ronnie are hugging now after this big, heat argument they just had? I don't know, maybe Mike gave him some, like, voodoo trick or something like that to avoid getting his ass kicked by Ronnie.
I don't know.
But I think Mike was just apologizing just to shut Ronnie up.
And it worked.
I apologize.
I mean, I'll buy you a cotton candy or something - in a little bit, or - Don't be funny, Mike, - don't be funny.
This is serious.
- We're boys, don't say we're not.
- I hope so, bro, I hope so.
- We are.
Is this boardwalk dinner cute? Yeah.
You going on a date? Yeah, is it all right if I get the smush room? Roger's leaving for ten days, so I'm really hoping to have a romantic night with him before he leaves.
- Yo.
- Hi! - You look amazing.
- Roger! All: Hi! - What's up, baby? - Hi, brother.
- What's going on? - Oh, I love Roger.
It's a whole bag full of condoms.
- Really? - [Laughing.]
Bye, guys.
- Where you going to eat? - The Mexican place.
Oh, my God, he's gonna be farting and snoring tonight.
- Yes.
- Ew! - Without a doubt.
- Don't eat the beans.
- Bye.
- We'll try the Mexican place.
- Yeah, whatever you wanna do.
- I actually think it's right up here.
- What's the name of this place again? - Spicy Mexican.
Yeah, this is where my buddy Joel works.
- How are you? - I'm Jimmy, I'm the chef.
- Jimmy.
- Nice to meet you, pleasure.
Cheers, baby.
Roger! Oh, there's my buddy.
Thanks for coming by, man.
This is Joel.
This is my buddy.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- I've known Joel for years.
Good guy.
- Yo, what's up, kid? - How you been? - Good.
What's going on, man? - Not much, you know.
What's up? Same ol', same ol'? At this point, I would like romantic alone time with Roger.
But he's a local, and he knows everyone here.
His friends interrupt constantly.
All right, I'll talk to you later, man.
Later, brother.
Have a good night.
I can't when 1,000 people are interrupting.
- What's up? - Nothing.
Roger! What are you doing here? - [Chuckles.]
- Ugh.
- Should we have not have come here? - That's my buddy, Tommy.
The one I watched the fight with.
- How you doing, man? - What's up, playboy, - how are you? - Good, man.
It's gonna be an aggravation if I continue seeing this kid.
- Wanna take our drinks outside? - Yeah.
- What up, Roger? - Oh, my God.
I gotta take you out of seaside.
Listen, I need to talk to you.
What do you wanna talk about? Being in this house and living with everybody again is making me realize how hard it is to still get over the past.
How could you sit there and look me in the face, watch me cry, and lie to my face? Which time? Which time, Sam? I have never been so hurt in my entire life.
I have enough respect for you to [Bleep.]
Admit what I did was [Bleep.]
Wrong, and shameful, and disrespectful.
You're so [Bleep.]
Dumb and hardheaded that you can't even admit what you did to me in Atlantic city was wrong, what you did to me in Jersey was wrong.
Be a woman and man-up for your [Bleep.]
For once.
I had a reason to [Bleep.]
On you in Miami.
Realize that.
Maybe I was wrong for giving my number out and ignoring your phone calls, but I never made out with anybody.
You embarrassed me.
You don't deserve somebody like me.
You know what? I can't do this.
This is the what? Seventh day we've fought in a row? How about you do you, I'll do me? You should be happy.
You ruined your time in Miami, don't ruin your time here.
So you know what, this conversation's over, - we're done - Can I just [Bleep.]
explain No, I'm done with this conversation, it's over.
It's time to put my foot down.
Got [Bleep.]
Up six months ago.
I've been paying for it for the last six months, and I'm done paying for it.
Nobody took the smush room.
I wanted to give him something to think about before he leaves.
Get the [Bleep.]
Out.
Can I watch? - Get outta my room.
- Your room? - I'll move it myself.
- Don't touch my [Bleep.]
! I've seen them fight before, but this one was pretty serious.
Stop! You psycho! You don't deserve somebody like me.
How about you do you, I'll do me? So you know what, this conversation's over.
- We're done, leave it at that.
- Can I just [Bleep.]
No, I'm done with this conversation, it's over.
I don't wanna be with somebody like that.
- I hate him.
- Are you coming out tonight? [Bleep.]
, yeah, I'm coming out.
If you can find me hot guys and a good time, I'm there.
Yeah, I wouldn't hook up with anyone tonight, but just have fun.
[Bleep.]
My life Just dance and have a good time.
Just dance and have a good time tonight, that's all.
- You don't need to hook up with someone - He's gonna do something really shady.
Yeah.
Who knows what he's capable of.
He will do things, especially when he's drunk - Yeah.
- To be a [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
.
I love that [Bleep.]
.
I love [Bleep.]
Too.
It's gonna be really hard to go through this, you know? And I'm preparing myself.
- I need to get outta here.
- Yeah.
Right now, Sam just needs to get out and be with the girls.
'Cause she's gonna have than with Ron, no offense.
I'm glad she's coming out and having a good time.
- Hell yeah.
- I'm gonna hang out with you guys tonight.
- You sure? - Yeah.
- I'm pretty creepy, bro.
- [Chuckles.]
- We make trouble, dog.
- Hell, yeah.
I'm going out with the boys tonight.
Yeah, single Ronnie's coming back to play.
Can I just move this real quick? - What are you gonna do? - Hang out with my boys.
So when a girl comes up to you, what're you gonna do? What is there to discuss, Sam? We're broken up.
You're not worth these tears I'm crying now.
Don't cry, I'm done talking to you.
All you care about is me, look at the way you hurt me.
- Whatever, Ron.
It's always about you.
- Yeah, whatever, it's always about you.
Spread some more [Bleep.]
Tears, Niagara falls.
You're a [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
.
[Distantly.]
[Bleep.]
You, I'm over it! Oh, my God.
- Should I go help him? - No.
[Chuckles.]
There's no helping that.
We realize that there's no hope for these two.
You know, I thought it was gonna get better, but then you realize that they just love to fight with each other.
SoLet them go.
I can't do this with you anymore.
So move the [Bleep.]
Downstairs and get outta my room.
- Your room? - Yeah, my room.
You go downstairs.
Go, bye.
Can you get the [Bleep.]
- Watch the way you talk to me.
- Please! - Watch the way you talk - Please.
- two more.
- What I did in Miami - was nothing compared to - Two more! You know what, you're a sick pervert and that's it.
- I'm a sick pervert.
- [Snickers.]
[Bleep.]
You! You douche bag! I'm over here trying to clean my sneakers, I can't concentrate with all this fighting.
Like, they're talking about [Bleep.]
Relationships, my sneakers are dirty.
I got the smush room tonight, just so everyone knows.
- I got the smush room tonight.
- The kind of person you are? - Yep.
You know what? - Good luck to you.
And I'm sorry for the [Bleep.]
Bitch you [Bleep.]
Take over.
I'm sorry for I still say they're gonna bang tonight.
Yeah, they're gonna bang, like Soon.
You will never, ever be with somebody like me.
- Go enjoy your [Bleep.]
Life.
- I will.
- Is she coming, or? - I don't know.
I'm over it.
Actually, I gotta get my backwards hat, my hair doesn't are you proud of that? I'm so proud of it.
So [Bleep.]
Proud.
Enough about Ronnie.
Go and live your life I will, after what you did to me.
Please go live your what did I do to you? You know what, at this point, take all your [Bleep.]
and get outta this room.
Stop! Don't touch my [Bleep.]
Ever! Take all your [Bleep.]
And get out this [Bleep.]
Room.
[Bleep.]
You, you [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
! You're not welcome in this room.
Nobody likes you in this [Bleep.]
Room.
Can you not? You don't know what it's like to do something nice for Don't touch my [Bleep.]
! Don't ever [Bleep.]
Touch my [Bleep.]
.
I've seen them, obviously, fight before, but this one was pretty serious.
- Piece of [Bleep.]
.
- Come on, pal, - let's go downstairs.
- I hate you.
- Come on, pal, let's go.
- I want nothing to do with you.
- Come on.
- In my entire life Nobody wants you up here! - I want nothing to do with you.
- I'll move it myself.
Do you want me to [Bleep.]
Touch your [Bleep.]
? Go ahead, I'll put you in a fire, you bitch.
Yo, come on, get up here, please.
Yo, guys.
Throwing [Bleep.]
.
I hate you more than [Bleep.]
Anybody I've ever hated in my entire life.
- Get outta this room.
- Don't touch my [Bleep.]
.
- Go downstairs, dude.
- My [Bleep.]
Self.
Enough's enough already.
We run upstairs Sammi's [Bleep.]
Like a spider monkey climbing on the bed, not letting go, with a pit bull lock.
Stop! You psycho! - Ron.
Let's go downstairs, Ron.
- Get the [Bleep.]
Away from me, you [Bleep.]
Psycho [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
.
Stay the [Bleep.]
Away from me! I want nothing to [Bleep.]
Do with you ever! I swear to [Bleep.]
Christ! Go in there.
I hate you! I hate you! - I hate you! I hate you! - Sammi, Sammi.
- Get that [Bleep.]
Outta my face.
- Take a break for a second.
- I've had enough! - Take a break.
I'll have three girls in this [Bleep.]
Bed tonight.
And I'm gonna [Bleep.]
The [Bleep.]
Outta them.
I'm gonna [Bleep.]
The [Bleep.]
Outta them.
I've had enough of you.
You disrespect my family.
- I hate you! I hate you! - Get the [Bleep.]
Outta here, - you dirty bitch.
- I hate you! - Take a break, take a break.
- I hate you! I'm bringing two hookers home tonight.
To be honest with you, I hope to see single Ronnie very shortly.
If he wants to play that dirty game with you, we can play it ten times as hard.
I'm just gonna go out and be a slut.
- [Chanting.]
Sammi, Sammi! - It's your turn to feel some pain.
Oh, oh! Get the [Bleep.]
Out of here, bro.
- Take a break.
- I never wanna look at you - ever again.
- Good! - Cause I never liked you.
- Never ever! That's why I cheated on you in Miami! You don't deserve it! I got girls cooking me dinner I've been with you for a year, how many times you cook for me? None, you [Bleep.]
Useless spoiled bitch! - Are you kidding me? - Girls, girls, girls! [Overlapping yelling.]
This fight was probably the worst fight I've ever seen.
I mean, it's like a five-car crash.
It was horrible, but you can't keep your eyes off it.
You don't Sam, it's over, stwp! Let go of me, let go of me! - Never come to my face ever again! - Good, get the [Bleep.]
Outta my face.
[Crying.]
Breathe, bro.
Come on, let's get outta the house.
Come on, let's just get out.
Dude, that's not healthy.
Enough is enough.
Just fighting and that's it; It's over.
Come on, pal.
I don't wanna be here anymore.
What if you just move your bed downstairs? No, I don't wanna live with somebody like that.
- He's a crazy psycho.
- You know what? [Bleep.]
This bitch.
Put your [Bleep.]
Hands on me? I told you if you ever put your [Bleep.]
Hands on me again If you ever [Bleep.]
Put your hands on me again, - I'll [Bleep.]
- [Chuckles.]
I told you if you ever put your [Bleep.]
Hands on me, [bleep.]
Go on the [Bleep.]
Porch.
Yo, my man has just lost it.
Part of me was like, aw, man, come on, man.
Give it a break.
ButThe other part of me was like, just let him go.
She can [Bleep.]
Sleep on the porch.
I'm done with her [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
.
[Bleep.]
Outta here, [Bleep.]
Bitch.
Let's go, come on.
Let's go to Aztec.
Biggest mistake of my life ever going out with somebody like that.
[Bleep.]
You, you dirt bag.
Bye.
Just like Snooki said, you're a slut.
- I'm a slut? - Yep.
You're a [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
.
I never said that.
- Bye! - Stupid bitch.
Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
You know that.
You got the point, go.
She better not hope she's home when I get back.
That's all I gotta say.
You really think he'll bring somebody back? Yep.
Yep.
If he wants to play that dirty game with you, we can play it ten times as hard.
We should put you in something really hot Really, really hot.
Let's go to Aztec, get drunk, and have fun.
And we will dance our asses off.
- Come up to my closet.
- All right.
This will be our first night out as all single ladies.
And I wanna make out with somebody.
Ron, you know what? Watch me.
'Cause I'm gonna [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
On you harder than you ever [Bleep.]
On me.
Bye, Ron! Single ladies, stand up! Look at my bed.
Where is my bed? - I'm bringing two hookers home tonight.
- I'm calling the smush room tonight.
Right here, it's right here, it's right here.
Ron is definitely in need to get a drink, and cool off, and get away for a second.
And to be honest with you, I hope to see single Ronnie very shortly.
Just watch him drinking, though.
'Cause you know how that's gonna turn into, right? I've seen the most intense fight between Ronnie and Sammi tonight.
And enough is enough, you know? We're all just trying to recuperate.
Is anybody here? Oh! - Ron's right there.
- I saw Mike too.
Yeah, you wanna go? [Chuckles.]
This is not okay.
Let's not worry about this right now.
Let's get you ready.
We're gonna enjoy ourselves tonight.
Let me just get changed, and let's get the [Bleep.]
Outta here.
Go get ready, we're bringing down your bed.
The meatballs got you.
Sammi and Ronnie should not be in the same room together, so me and Deena decide to move Sam's bed into our room so she'll be with the girls and she'll be away from Ron.
I don't know how heavy this is gonna be, Snooks.
[Grunts.]
I don't know.
Ugh, it's heavy! Are you serious? Wait, turn it sideways, so we can get it though the door.
- [Loud thud.]
- Watch.
You get the front and I'll get the back.
- You would want the back.
- Oh, no, that's me.
- Ow.
- [Loud thud.]
Wait.
Yeah.
[Grunts.]
How did they do this? move this freaking bed.
Not a good time.
Ow! My hair.
It's not happening.
The staircase is, like, really, really small, and the bed is, like, really wide.
It's kind of like an analogy of Vinny's penis not fitting in my pinhole.
- Jesus.
Ow! - Oh.
Ow, oh, my [Bleep.]
.
Ow! - You're fine, it's just - Ow! [Sighs.]
Over this bed.
Just bring the mattress down.
Ugh! Ugh! Got it! We need to make it down here somehow, here with this thing.
Let's surf down.
- Okay, now, we - [Laughing.]
Oh, my God.
All: [Laughing.]
That was so much fun! It feels so good to get outta that room, away from Ron, and moved downstairs.
[Sighs.]
Welcome to our casa.
- I love it.
- Welcome.
Smells like [Bleep.]
.
All right, are you guys ready to go? Hell, yeah, man.
They don't even think we're coming.
I love single Sammi! - This is gonna be fun.
- It's gonna be a blast.
Boy, read the signs on my body come and get naughty candles lit, the incense burnin' everybody stop and party If the boys are on this side, we're going to the other side.
Whatever, wherever we see them.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
I wanna have sex tonight.
I'm going to Aztec tonight for one reason.
Get Ron back the best way I know how.
Let's find the hottest guy.
Let's find the hottest guy.
Where's the hottest guy at? I need a hot [Bleep.]
Guy.
I need a [Bleep.]
Hot guy right now.
Hot guys, come here! Ronnie's, like, ten feet away.
[Bleep.]
Gonna happen.
And I just think, like, "eh, let the games begin.
" I'm single.
Dance with me.
Let's dance.
Let's have fun.
Break it down.
Let's see what you got.
Wow.
That's a situation.
Gonna be a dog? Sleep outside like a dog.
I just need to get outta here.
- When are you leaving? - Now.
I'm single! Where's the hottest guy at? I need a hot [Bleep.]
Guy! Let's dance.
[Chanting.]
Sammi, Sammi! Sammi, Sammi, Sammi, Sammi Yo, Ronnie! Yo, bro, stick with me, bro.
You'll be fine.
Don't even worry about what the [Bleep.]
Going on there, bro.
Come on, man.
Come on, bro.
Let's get another drink, dog.
Let's have some fun.
Sammi! You're making him [Bleep.]
Sweat.
Let me get over here.
We broke up 45 minutes ago, and she actually had the balls to, like, get all done up, and go to the bar, and, like, dance with another guy.
And it's like I wanna [Bleep.]
Wring your neck right now.
Oh, oh! Get the [Bleep.]
Out of here, bro.
Yo, excuse me.
You want to dance with dudes, [Bleep.]
You.
My man was just mad pissed, and I wanna make sure that Ronnie's not gonna go to the seaside slammer today.
I just had to get him outta there.
Ronnie, this way.
Pauly, let's go.
Cheers to being single and to us.
To us.
You all right? Just so angry with Sam.
I can't believe she was just, like, dancing with some guy.
Whether you're broken up or not, I think that's disrespectful.
I just hate her.
[Bleep.]
Outta my room, bitch.
[Mellow rock music.]
I know when you're shouting at me you said [Bleep.]
.
You said I hate you just get, just get outta here My man was just so upset, he was distraught.
And I guess he decided to rearrange the bedroom.
Gonna be a dog? Sleep outside like a dog.
Get outta here [Bleep.]
Your blow dryer.
get outta here [Bleep.]
Your [Bleep.]
Hair curlers, you [Bleep.]
Bitch.
Get outta here get outta here That's a breakup right there.
- I did have fun tonight.
- Mm-hmm.
I'm scared to what I'm walking into.
Something's gonna be going on.
- You're still gonna sleep with us, right? - Hell yes.
[Whispers.]
Oh, my God.
Everything is destroyed of mine.
Like, everything's broken and ruined.
[Sniffs.]
[Whispers.]
Oh, my God.
[Crying.]
Between me and you, man I don't know how much you love the girl now, but it just doesn't look healthy, dog.
It don't look healthy, man.
You know what I'm saying, this is not healthy at all.
What? Go downstairs, Mike.
- Hmm? - Go downstairs.
It's cool, I'll leave.
Like, seriously, what the [Bleep.]
? All my stuff is ruined.
Like, what makes that okay? - What'd you do? - What'd you do to me tonight? - Dude, like, come on.
- You were wrong, bro.
You [Bleep.]
Disrespected me in front of my face.
Really, Ron? It amazes me how you can do what you've done and get away with it like murder.
But the one time that I do something out of spite, it's not okay for you.
[Belches.]
This is not okay.
And what you did to me was not okay.
- This is not okay.
- You embarrassed me tonight.
You have embarrassed me enough.
Like, what is it with you? What are you looking for from me? - Respect that you couldn't - Me too! - No.
- Me too, no, no, no.
You said some [Bleep.]
- Up [Bleep.]
To my face.
You know what, get the [Bleep.]
Outta my [Bleep.]
Face.
If you talk to me again for the rest of the trip I'll [Bleep.]
Throw those [Bleep.]
Glasses You can dance with a guy in front of me? - I was crushed tonight.
- Me too.
Destroyed.
But did I dance with a girl? Are you a [Bleep.]
Idiot? I'd rather you do it when I'm not [Bleep.]
There.
You're gonna do it while I'm 25 feet away? You're a piece of [Bleep.]
.
What I did in Miami, at least I had enough [Bleep.]
Respect for you to do it when you're not around.
You're gonna do it while I'm [Bleep.]
There? You got no [Bleep.]
Respect for me, that's not [Bleep.]
Love.
Tonight you [Bleep.]
Showed your true colors.
[Scoffs.]
You disgust me in so many ways.
Don't ever talk to me again.
[Crying.]
Let's walk home.
I gotta surprise you.
You can surprise me with cheez whiz and some crackers.
No, give me, like, ten minutes.
I'm gonna sit you on the couch.
- Okay.
- Nobody took the smush room.
Roger's about to leave seaside for the next couple of weeks, so I wanted to give him something to think about before he leaves.
Get the [Bleep.]
Out.
[Smooth jazzy music.]
come on don't be shy just move that body Jenni looks so hot.
Like porn star hot.
If Roger wasn't there, then I'd probably have sex with her.
All right, let's go play.
Can I watch? Jenni, am I allowed? - Ten minutes.
- The more the merrier.
- Can you handcuff me? - [Chuckles.]
[Gasps.]
Oh, my God.
His shorts are freaking tight.
Wiener! [Giggles.]
I can't do this anymore.
So you're walking away from this? Yeah.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Them two were going at it last night.
- Just don't do that.
- It was scary.
All you heard was, like, boom! The bed getting thrown I've never seen fighting come to that level.
That's no way to live.
You can't live like that.
I'm stressed out all on Ronnie and Sam's relationship.
Am I supposed to be stressed out over someone else's relationship? That's not right.
He was crying all night.
- He was.
- In the bathroom, hard.
I'm not mad hating or anything, I'm just saying.
I couldn't sleep.
If I was either one of them I wouldn't be able to go back too.
I don't know, bro.
Look what's going on.
Ironically, before, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun, and destroyed all of her stuff, Ron had been pissed at me for guy code.
[Chuckles.]
It's like, where's, you know, general human code? After last night, I'll tell you what, I think he owes everybody an apology.
I think they both do.
If Ronnie and Sammi keep this up, I'm gonna actually get the phone book, I'm gonna look up what shore houses are available and I'm gonna put Ronnie and Sam in their own house.
We're so cute together.
Yeah.
So what's your game plan? - Beachcombers or something? - Yeah.
- Can we find boys to make out with? - Yeah.
Do you wanna sit at the booth? Whatever you want.
- So many freaking hot guys.
- I know.
Evening, girls.
- What's that? - This is Jack Daniels.
This is from me, actually.
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
Me and Deena are at beachcomber, and this guy comes up to us, and he's like, "you girls want shots?" You don't have one for yourself? If you wanna wait a second, I'll get one for myself.
- Sure.
- All right.
[Gasps.]
Oh, my God.
Yo, his shorts are freaking tight.
Look at how tight they are.
All right, I'll take this one.
All right, well, cheers.
- Can I sit down with you? - Go ahead.
- Your pants are really tight.
- They're retro.
I can see your wiener through it.
- No, you can't.
- Can you stand up again? - UmSure.
Why not? - You can see your wiener, look.
Talk about, like, tighty-whiteys.
He had a cameltoe going on on his penis and everything.
Wiener! You can see, like, the shaping of his wiener.
And let me tell you, it wasn't even that big.
Nice to meet you.
- Nice meeting you.
- Nice to meet you as well.
- Take care.
- Have a good night.
Thanks for coming.
I see your wiener.
I don't know what to do right now.
I'm lost, I'm confused, I'm vulnerable.
Everything of mine's destroyed.
And I'm just tired of fighting.
It's not okay anymore.
It's not okay.
- I want to talk to you all.
- What? I want to talk to you guys.
What's going on? What's up, boo bear? Are you all right? What? A lot of stuff was said and done to me that I realize is not okay anymore.
The relationship's done, and it needs to be done because it's not healthy.
I feel like I just need to get outta here.
I need to, like, go home and really get myself together.
I need to move on.
So you're gonna go home? I need to move on from this kid, quick.
And there's only one way to do that.
I need to go.
When are you leaving? Like, now.
[Phone ringing.]
Taxi.
Hi, can I have a cab for in ocean terrace, please? I'm just gonna get some things together then pack up, like, a bag.
We're gonna help.
I am leaving this house.
It's not healthy.
And I just think the best thing for me to do is go home and be done with the whole thing.
- I'm gonna go.
- Are you serious? Yeah.
I just think I need some time to really heal myself.
- You don't wanna heal here? - I can't heal here.
It just sucks because I think, if you leave, I don't think you're coming back, you know what I mean? And don't go running to anybody yet till I talk to everybody myself.
Yeah.
It sucks.
We're a family, you know? And I don't wanna see Sammi leaving the house this way.
What is going on in this house? Why are the girls all upstairs? I've never seen that before.
You were up there, what are they doing? Sam's gonna talk to you.
Pauly, come here.
- See? - Yo.
What, she apologize for last night? It has something to do with, uh Packing.
AndRhymes with - Weaving.
- She's leaving? No, she's not.
- I'm gonna go home.
- Seriously? - Yeah.
- Really? I can't do it anymore.
Dang, that's crazy.
I hate to see you throw this all away for that.
I need some time, like, to myself.
Mm-hmm.
- All right.
- All right.
She really wants to leave? This girl's crazy.
Mike, I'm gonna go home, okay? Why? Because I can't do this anymore.
It's a big decision.
- Are you sure you're making the right one? - Yeah.
If that's what you wanna do, it's up to you.
No fighting, no arguing.
Come outside.
Come on.
Come on, just talk to me.
As your friend.
Come on.
- Sit.
- No, I'm good.
Come on, sit.
No, look at me.
I'm good.
- What'd I do? - I think you know why.
Sam, we both embarrassed ourselves last night.
Come on.
Sit.
Sit.
Samantha.
No, I don't wanna sit next to you, okay? I don't wanna sit next to you.
I can't do this anymore.
I need to go home and get myself together.
So you're walking away from this? Yeah.
[Sniffles.]
I'm trying to talk to Sam, but I can see it in her face that she's broken.
And I just I didn't even know what to say to her anymore.
I need to go.
[Sighs.]
Samantha.
Just look at me.
Look at me, you wanna go home, I'm gonna let you go.
As much as it kills me Both: [Crying.]
- Cab's here.
- For real? The cab is here to make her leave? - Should I send it away? - No.
I want you to know that when I leave it'll be the last you'll ever see of me I've tried so damn hard to fix you to make you believe in what I say I'm gonna go.
I love you.
- Come on, big group hug.
- See you soon.
- If you wanna be broken - I need to go home and see my family who loves and support me, and get out of this relationship that I've been in; I need to get out of it.
You'll be fine.
I hope so.
[Sighs.]
- Bye.
- Bye, love you! Bye, Sam.
But there's no getting it when I go I'll pack my bags won't leave a note no second chance Never thought there'd be a day that she just left.
I miss her and I love her.
And I definitely regret all the negative [Bleep.]
I've ever done.
Definitely more now than ever.
When I go I won't be back don't ask me for a second chance You're all right, buddy.
Come on.
- No, that's all I wrote - [Crying.]