9-1-1 (2018) s03e08 Episode Script
Malfunction
1 (BEEPING) ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please head to your seats.
The show is about to begin.
(CHATTER) We're in our seats now.
Yeah, they are totally excited.
(PHONE CHIMES) I did.
I spoke to the usher on the way in.
Of course it's age-appropriate.
(LAUGHS) It's an ice show.
Pure family friendly entertainment.
- You're such an ass! - Call me that again, - and I'll drop you on yours.
- Try it.
Then try sleeping with one eye open - for the rest of the tour.
- We don't sleep together anymore, sweetheart.
Remember? You two are exhausting.
BOTH: Shut the hell up, Randy! (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Come on.
Guys, that's you know fun.
Should've broken up with you back in Tucson.
Shouldn't have dated you at all.
Never settle for the bronze medalist.
Why don't you take your gold medal and shove it ANNOUNCER: welcome Hansel and Gretel.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) Whoo! (APPLAUSE CONTINUES) - (GRUNTS) - WOMAN: Oh, my God! (SKATES CLATTERING) - Holy moly! - (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) - Whoa! - Awesome! NICOLE: I haven't seen this much blood on the ice since a squirrel crawled into the Zamboni.
Any idea what caused the accident? NICOLE: Well, the Snowy Owls were finishing up their "Free in the Forest" bit.
Hansel and Gretel hit the ice for their breadcrumb schtick.
And, boom.
Bloodbath on ice.
What's the story, Chim? These two children are abandoned in the woods.
They come upon a gingerbread house where a witch entices them It was a multi-skater pile-up.
Most of the injuries are minor except for that guy.
He lost four digits.
We hit him with a local anesthetic to transport, still gotta find the fingers, though.
What about Hansel and Gretel? Hansel took Gretel's blade to the torso.
We propped him up to minimize the damage.
The skate's buried about 3 centimeters into his chest, barely missed the heart.
He doesn't have a heart.
(SOBS) Really? We're doing this now? Think you can cut her foot out of the skate - so we can transport them? - It'll probably be easy - if they stop arguing.
- Yeah, then you might wanna - sedate her.
- And I need trauma shears.
I can't find mine.
This is a laryngoscope.
Oh, right, sorry.
MARYLOU: What were you thinking? Breaking up with me an hour before show time? I didn't wanna be distracted.
You know, it's hard enough catching you mid-air at 15 miles an hour.
I'm not a Frisbee, Boyd.
I'm a partner.
- At least I was.
- BUCK: Found two fingers, Cap.
Still looking for the other ones.
- Hey, got the pinkie.
- BUCK: All right.
Three down, one to go.
You should be able to sew those back on, right? Well, they've been on ice the whole time, - so that'll help.
- He shouldn't have to lose his fingers to Sid and Nancy's psychodrama.
- You did this on purpose.
- Impaled myself? You thought I was leaving you behind, so you tried to hobble me, and it backfired.
The kicker, Boyd, I wasn't leaving.
I know! That's why I broke up with you.
Because you were gonna turn them down.
"Disney on Ice.
" The big leagues.
So they were fighting over her leaving.
Figured they'd shake it off once they hit the ice.
But then one of the Snowy Owls went full toe pick, and everyone hit the ice.
Did you say "toe pick"? Hen, you ready? Okay.
(INHALES SHARPLY) Ah.
You broke up with me so I wouldn't turn down "Disney on Ice"? It's always been your dream.
No.
This is my dream.
Being out on the ice with you.
You're just saying that 'cause I could die.
Pretty sure you're gonna live.
See? Even the nice paramedic thinks you're an idiot.
(CHUCKLES) Yes! I got the middle one.
(LIVELY PIANO MUSIC) Hey hey, Cap.
We we found all the fingers.
Cap, victims are being transported.
Our work here's done.
Great.
Ah.
(EXHALES) Found it.
- What's that? - A sequin.
When your blade runs across one of these, it stops your skates dead in their tracks.
Wait, one sequin did all of this? A wardrobe malfunction can be the most dangerous part of figure skating.
So how come you know so much about figure skating? (SIGHS) My partner Heidi Shatsky and I were Twin Cities Junior Pairs Champions three years running.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I always thought you were a hockey player, Cap.
Who says you can't do both? We'll Google for photos later.
- (SHOES SLIPPING) - (GRUNTS) (SHINEDOWN'S "SOUND OF MADNESS") (BLOWS LANDING) BRENT: Yeah, I get it, you're an outcast (CROWD YELLING) So paranoid Watch your back All right, all right.
Two grand on white.
Excellent choice.
That guy's a killer.
BRENT: Oh, my, here we go Another loose cannon gone bipolar Slipped down, couldn't get much lower Quicksand's got no sense of humor I'm still laughing like hell (CHEERING) Crying for me, looking so sorry That I'm gonna believe you've been infected By a social disease Well then, take your medicine I created the sound of madness Wrote the book on pain Somehow I'm still here to explain That the darkest hour never comes in the night (GRUNTING) (CROWD BOOING) Here.
My lucky night.
Yeah, a lot of people bet against you.
Nobody expected you to take the big guy out so quick.
Tap out or knock out, your rules.
- Hm.
- Hey, when can I come back? You like that, huh? Doesn't hurt.
Friend of mine told me I needed to find an outlet.
- I think I found it.
- Yeah, nice.
You're looking to blow off some steam on Friday night, I'll put you on the undercard.
Good.
- Finally.
- Hey.
Tap out or knockout, works both ways.
Yeah.
See you soon.
(SIRENS WAILING) Whoo.
Nice truck.
Is it a rental? Nope.
All mine.
I I didn't know you were getting a new ride.
Yeah, well, AC crapped out on the old one.
Again.
Christopher and I were sitting in traffic, sweating in traffic.
Saw this dealership.
Thought, why not? A total impulse buy.
Not like you at all.
Maybe it should be.
Well, I'll remind you of that next time you're begging for extra shifts to cover the payments.
- What's this? - This (CHUCKLES) this is epic.
I found Heidi Shatsky.
(LAUGHS) Morning, folks.
First up, water heater went out last night, but they are sending someone to fix it.
Until then, you might wanna brace yourselves when you hit the showers.
We're also changing the lunch schedule.
(IMITATING FANFARE) Captain Robert Nash this is your life! Oh, my gosh.
Where did you get that? - Heidi says hi.
- Aw.
She's gonna email you later.
She didn't wanna ruin the surprise.
I think we all had a little surprise this morning.
Not sure what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn't that hair! EDDIE: Yeah, Cap, what is this look? Is it some kind of Travolta thing Not Travolta.
Bowie.
Ziggy Stardust? This feels a little more Siegfried and Roy.
Sorry I'm late.
I had to take Denny to school.
What did I miss? Okay, for everyone who isn't fired, I will not be cooking today.
We're having a special guest chef at lunch.
Uh, no pasta Thursday? Not today.
ATHENA: Do not touch that pot.
Okay, now I got two of you hovering over me when I'm cooking.
I'm not hovering.
I'm just here to help out.
Could you find me a skillet? Will do.
You didn't have to do all this.
No, I needed to do something.
I cleared out every closet, brought 16 bags to Goodwill.
Yesterday, I even started organizing our receipts for the accountant.
- It's November.
- Exactly.
I need the suspension to be over with before I start redecorating the damn house.
(SIGHS) Okay.
You want me to try those beans? Mmm, yes.
- How's that? - Good.
(LAUGHS) CHIMNEY: I still think it's ridiculous you got suspended for solving a murder.
But I might get over that if you keep bringing us food.
Well, the brisket is my special recipe.
You just smoke it low and slow for 14 hours.
And then you turn it - ATHENA: (CLEARS THROAT) - Mm.
(CHUCKLES) Mm.
She's been cooking at home too.
Every meal's been a feast.
Have you ever considered being suspended forever? (LAUGHS) Not that your cooking isn't good, Cap.
Well, I like both your food equally.
Oh, I'm not liking it.
I'm loving it.
So when I go back for seconds, y'all better watch your fingers.
- (LAUGHTER) - (CELL PHONE RINGING) Cheryl? No, I'm at work.
I'm so sorry.
I thought Karen was gonna call you.
SHEILA (OVER PHONE): What's that? You're breaking up on me.
Are you driving? BRIAN: Well, honey, it's a self-driving car, so technically the car is driving.
SHEILA: I don't trust that technology.
At least tell me you still have your hands on the wheel.
Totally hands-free.
Feet-free too.
You know, I can text, eat a sandwich, watch a movie in here, - all at the same time.
- SHEILA: That is not safe.
Guess what I'm doing now? The Macarena.
SHEILA: Okay, if you're gonna keep messing with me, I'm hanging up.
Ooh.
Ahh.
(INHALES SHARPLY) - SHEILA: What happened? - Uhh Uh, uh, something's wrong.
Ooh.
(PANTING) My chest hurts.
Uh SHEILA: What? Can you pull over? No, no I got this.
- (BEEPS) - COMPUTER: Please select - new route.
- Ahh.
COMPUTER: Calculating new route.
- (EXHALES) - COMPUTER: Starting route To Mercy King Hospital.
COMPUTER: You have arrived at your destination.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) - Okay, watch his arm.
- BUCK: Yeah, got it, Cap.
Three, two, one, up.
- Oh, here we go.
Oh.
- BRIAN: (GROANING) MALE ORDERLY: Let's get him up to cardiology.
I feel redundant.
I'm not sure why we're even here.
BOBBY: Okay, let's get that fender sorted out so we can move this thing.
You hanging in there, Doc? Just a couple fractured ribs.
Maybe multiple places.
Can you tell if you're bleeding? Just some blunt force trauma.
Yay.
(CAR CREAKING) One, two, three.
She's all yours.
(PHONE BUZZING) (SIGHS) HEN: Denny, what's wrong? Everything okay? (SIGHS) HEN: Karen? Hey.
Dinner's ready.
Are you gonna eat with us? (SIGHS) I told you I wasn't feeling well.
Why don't you get up? I'm worried about you.
I know that you're you're still upset.
Still? (SCOFFS) It's been three weeks.
I'm sorry my grief is taking so long.
What would be an acceptable amount of time for me to mourn? I mean, we lost six embryos.
I mean, is it just a day for each one? Or can I negotiate for a little more time to process my loss? Why am I the only one that's feeling it? DENNY: Mommy, I know you're not feeling well, so I made you some tea.
(SIGHS) HEN: No, not right now, Denny.
- D-D-Denny Hold on - KAREN: Oh! - KAREN: Denny! Damn it! - Sweet honey Ugh! Now I have to change the sheets.
I'm sorry.
(SIGHS) No.
No, I'm sorry.
Come here.
I'm sorry, baby.
I shouldn't have yelled like that.
(KISSES) Thank you so much for bringing me the tea.
That was very thoughtful.
Here, honey, why don't why don't you bring this cup back to the kitchen.
Careful.
Mom and I will be out in a minute, and we can all have dinner.
- Together? - Yes, together.
And you can tell me all about your day.
Karen, you're not the only one feeling the loss.
I I don't know how to do what you do, Hen.
How to just put it away.
I haven't put anything away.
I'm sad, too.
I got really attached to the idea of a new baby.
Oh.
I guess maybe that's the difference.
Those embryos were just an idea to you.
But each one of them was actually a part of me.
(SOMBER MUSIC) CHIMNEY: I really wish I could help her, but she's not talking to me about it.
I'm not sure she's talking to anybody.
There's definitely something going on with her.
Eddie, too.
Hey, you guys think it's the Santa Anas? I mean, they they make people act weird, right? (LAUGHS) I definitely don't think it's the wind.
Wait, you know what? Maybe it's something personal she doesn't feel like sharing.
Well, historically speaking, Hen and I tell each other everything.
Wait, everything? - Did you tell her about me? - No.
I mean, I would have if I felt like she was listening.
Oh.
Maddie, you know she's my best friend.
- I need to talk to someone.
- I-I know.
It's just, you tell her, she tells Buck.
I mean, maybe everything doesn't need to be shared - with the 118.
- No way.
If we didn't tell each other everything, what else would we do on a 24-hour shift? Yeah.
Okay.
- Hey, you don't have to.
- It's fine.
Uh, I am back in therapy.
Uh, mandated by my boss this time.
Uh, did did something happen at work? A woman filed a complaint against me.
She said I was stalking her.
I think stalking is an overstatement.
But it's true? This woman called 9-1-1, and Maddie thought she was in trouble, so she just tried to help her.
Yeah, but she didn't want my help because she thinks I'm a crazy person who invaded her privacy.
Maybe there's a lesson in there for the two of you.
So what do you think's going on with Eddie? (PAPA ROACH'S "BORN FOR GREATNESS") JACOBY: I am a man at war And I am fighting for All of the broken people All of the people thrown overboard They always try to shame us But they don't speak the language No, we're not nameless, we're not faceless We were born for greatness Ohh, ohh Somebody sound the alarm Ohh, ohh A fire was set in the dark Ohh, ohh It's time that you know We were born for greatness No, we're not nameless, we're not faceless We were born for greatness (CHEERING) Ohh, ohh Somebody sound the alarm Ohh, ohh A fire was set in the dark (GURGLING) (CHATTER) (INTENSE MUSIC) Hey, hey, hey.
Can you hear me? - What the hell's going on? - He's not breathing.
- Call 9-1-1! - Are you crazy? I'm not calling anyone.
Yeah, he'll be fine.
His airway's blocked.
- What the hell's that? - Part of his nose that I knocked into his cranial cavity when I broke it before it fell down his throat.
He's gonna start leaking spinal fluid.
Holy crap.
Is he dead? Hey, give that back! No, no, no.
Don't do it.
Don't do it! MALE ATTENDEE: Hurry, get out of here.
- Let's go, let's go.
- COOPER: LAFD.
Clear a path.
Fire department, coming through.
(CLAMORING) LENA: Man down over there, Cap.
All right, what do we got here? Let's see.
Gonna hook him up to the LifePack, check his rhythm.
Airway's clear.
LOGAN: It could be a cranial intrusion.
Let's check for spinal fluid.
No sign of neck injury, but his pulse is a little low.
That's part of his nose.
Someone cleared it and sat him upright.
COOPER: Looks like somebody knew what they were doing.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) So are you the one who saved him or the one who almost killed him? - Both.
- What the hell, Eddie? Can we talk about this later? I need to go before (SIRENS WAILING) The police show up? What are you doing? Saving myself the trouble of having to bail you out of jail again.
Put this on until the cops leave.
MALE OFFICER (OVER RADIO): We obtained several people.
Still some on foot.
Please be advised.
Still some on foot.
Thanks.
(CLEARS THROAT) Let me know what hospital you guys drop him off at.
I'll I'll make sure he's okay.
You knocked his nose into his brain.
He ain't okay.
Look, I did my best to help him.
I'm the one who called 9-1-1.
How long you been fighting here? Promoter saw me at the junkyard fights a few weeks ago, offered me a shot.
Pays pretty good.
That's not why you're doing this.
Fighting was supposed to be a healthy outlet, - not an obsession.
- It's not.
- Just got out of hand tonight.
- I bet.
Tell me, that hit to the nose, was that a lucky shot? Or had he dropped his hands? Tap out or knock out.
Those are the rules.
- He didn't tap out.
- He was so punch drunk, he couldn't even lift his hands to protect himself.
You think he should've had the presence of mind to tap out? Eddie, you need to talk to someone.
You know what? Just save the lecture.
COOPER: Bosko.
- We're heading out.
- LENA: Coming, Cap.
We're not done talking about this.
Yeah.
(SIREN WAILING) It's quiet around here.
Where is everybody? Oh, Bobby found an ice rink in Van Nuys.
He wanted to teach May and Harry how to skate.
(BOTH LAUGH) I can't believe you didn't go.
(LAUGHS) You didn't wanna see Bobby's ice dancing moves? Girl, I am not interested in any athletic activity - that requires a parka.
- (LAUGHS) May and Harry seemed to be excited about it, though.
Though probably not as much as Bobby.
- Mm.
- (LAUGHS) It must be nice for him.
He's finally having his first with Harry and May.
- Mm.
- Teaching them something new.
That's nice.
(LAUGHS) So what's going on with you? I heard about what happened with the IVF.
(SOMBER MUSIC) Chimney told Bobby, and Bobby told you.
I wish you had told me yourself.
You had so much on your plate, Athena.
There is always room for you.
(LAUGHS) Truthfully, I thought we would've gotten through it.
I mean, the day we got the news, we got in bed together, and we we held each other.
We cried.
And we grieved.
But then at some point, I got up but she's still laying in the bed.
Mm.
I mean, I see her struggling, and you know And I know it's true and you know And I I know she's not trying to spite me, but it's just there's just a part of me that You're angry with her.
And I don't wanna be.
I hate that I am.
But I I come home, Athena, and the house is a mess, and and Denny's parked in front of that television, and he hasn't eaten anything that that doesn't come out of a box or a bag, And I and I just I just I wanna I wanna scream at her.
We're still here! Your actual living, breathing son and and your wife we're here! And we need you! (SIGHS) I feel like such a terrible person for saying that out loud.
But you're not.
You haven't said any of this to her.
You're saying it to me.
Hm? Because you are worried, frustrated - and frankly, exhausted.
- And I'm scared.
Karen will come back to you.
But until then, you got me.
Hm? (BOTH LAUGH) Diaz, up here, now.
I was gonna go change.
No, we talk first.
(INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT) What are you doing here? Just talk to your captain.
Did you tell him? You sold me out, huh? I thought we were friends.
What's the name of my cat? I know about your kid and your dead wife and your arrest record and the guy you almost killed.
So tell me, what's the name of my cat? I have no freakin' idea.
Exactly.
It's a one-way street with you, Diaz.
We're not friends.
And for the record, I don't have a cat.
Look, Cap, I don't know what Bosko told you Captain Cooper called me last night.
He recognized you from the tsunami.
He wanted to give me a heads up about a potential problem in my house.
- But Lena - She was here when I pulled in this morning.
Wanted to make sure I had a full picture and that I wasn't too hard on you.
- Guess I owe her an apology.
- Take a seat.
It's nothing.
It's I'm fine.
Just needed a place to let off some steam.
- Things got a little out of - Control? That's what this is about, right? You're the guy who always keeps it together, no matter what life throws at you.
You shake it off, keep moving forward.
Lots of people have it worse.
Eddie, I just wanna make sure you don't think you have to lose everything before you can allow yourself to feel anything.
No, Christopher needs me to be in control.
I'm the only parent he's got left, and I can't let him down again.
When did you let him down before? (LAUGHS) God, when did I not let him down? I wasn't there when he was a baby.
Stayed away too long, and it broke his mother.
Shannon ran away, I and I couldn't stop her.
I couldn't bring her back home.
So I brought him here.
And let her back into his life.
That's what Christopher wanted.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, but but I knew better.
She already left once, broke his heart.
You know, I was so afraid she was gonna do it again.
- She did.
- She died, Eddie.
Yeah, after she told me she wanted a divorce.
And I'm I'm still mad.
How stupid is that? (LAUGHS) I'm angry at a dead person and at myself because I forgave her for everything, and and it wasn't enough.
I wasn't enough.
SHANE: All right, listen up.
The speed and efficiency is total crap lately.
How bad does it suck? An average of 15 seconds too long to find each item.
Customers shop with us online because they want their stuff fast.
You slow pokes can't keep up with the bots.
Because of that, I'm canceling all bathroom breaks until further notice.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've already wasted a minute here because we had to stop and have this chat.
So my suggestion is quit your whining and go light a fire under it.
Now! (CHATTER) (DEVICE BEEPS) - Are you okay? - No, I really have to go to the bathroom.
I think I gotta sneak in there.
Don't do it; it'll ruin your pick-time.
Yes, of course it will, but our pick-time is supposed to include pee-pee-time.
It's the law.
Yeah, well, the law doesn't apply to the robots.
They don't take breaks.
They're already self-aware.
You know, sometimes I hate this dumb job.
You know, I heard a rumor that Shane is gonna fire the slowest picker from this shift, and I need this dumb job.
Mm, God, he's still over there.
I'm already a minute behind.
I gotta go.
(BEEPS) (BEEPS TWICE) (UNZIPPING) (URINATING) (ROBOT BEEPS, ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) (DEVICE BEEPS) (ROBOT ALERT BEEPING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (BEEPING) (CLANGING) Oh, I'm fired.
(SCREAMS) - (SIREN WAILING) - CHIMNEY: Self-driving cars, smart homes, robot labor.
I'm telling you, Hen, the future is here and it is terrifying.
Hen! I'm so I'm sorry, Chim.
I'm I'm just a little distracted.
Look, I know.
And I'm sorry.
But I can't do this without you.
I need my partner back.
I'm here.
I'm with you.
Good.
Let's go put down this robot revolution.
Hey, not all automation is bad.
- CHIMNEY: Nice! - (SIREN WAILING) CARA: Robot number three just went crazy.
What kinda robot are we talking about? Uh, transport.
The company has a whole army of them.
And they're used for moving heavy boxes and shelved items around the warehouse.
And it attacked someone? CARA: Yeah, my co-worker Jerome.
Uh, I heard that it just beelined for him like a suicide bomber and crashed into the end of the aisle then took down a whole row of shelves.
I miss brick-and-mortar.
Any idea what caused the robot to malfunction? Uh, normally, their movements are really precise.
It's just that, uh, number three was just gunning for Jerome.
BOBBY: Okay, you guys can clear away.
We'll take over from here.
Step back, please.
Hi, Jerome.
Are you having any trouble breathing? - No.
- Obvious crush injuries.
Don't know the condition of his extremities under there.
All I wanted was to take a leak.
It's a basic human need.
Uh, did did you pee on this before it crashed? Why would you do that? Our supervisor won't let us go to the bathroom.
It ruins our pick-time.
Yeah, according to our supervisor, Shane Where is Shane? Don't go anywhere, Shane.
OSHA's gonna have a field day with you.
CHIMNEY: Cap, heart's racing, blood pressure's a little low and not a lot of blood.
- I'm gonna start a line.
- HEN: It could be something severed underneath but currently compressed.
- Ready for either extremity.
- Okay, Buck, you're with me.
Eddie, take the side on his arm.
- You got it, Cap.
- BOBBY: We need to lift the shelving unit at exactly the same time so they can work on him simultaneously.
On three.
One, two, three.
(GRUNTING, SCREAMING) - (GRUNTING) - HEN: I've got brachial.
- Taking femoral.
- HEN: I can hardly see the artery; it's recoiling back up.
Applying clamp and tourniquet.
Eddie, can you hold his shoulders, please? (JEROME WINCING) (JEROME SCREAMS) I should've just wet my pants.
Ah, ah, ah.
- HEN: Got it.
- CHIMNEY: Damn it.
Hen, I need another (JEROME WHIMPERING) (INTENSE MUSIC) Lost his pulse.
He's crashing.
(PUMPING ON CHEST) Run the line wide open.
We got him! Cap, he's stable enough to transport.
(WORKERS CLAPPING) - BOBBY: Great work today, guys.
- She is back! All right, you get him to the hospital.
I'll see you back at the station.
Sure thing, Cap.
(SIREN WAILING) JEROME: Maybe they'll put a catheter in me at the hospital, and then I'll be able to go to the bathroom any time I damn well please.
Jerome is joking about wanting a catheter, Hen.
I think he may have a head injury.
- Tell him to hold on.
- Almost there, buddy.
(SIREN, HORN BLARING) (TIRES SCREECHING) EVELYN: Hey, let me give you a preview of tonight, Gram.
I know you'll love it.
(LAUGHS) Gotta say, I feel completely vindicated backing your decision to quit the piano at age nine.
It is so fun telling your parents, "I told you so.
" I'd take all the credit, but I know you were the OG, Gran.
I hate that I can't be there for your Philharmonic debut.
Youngest soloist in L.
A.
Orchestra history.
I mean, this is pretty much the pinnacle of stuff a grandma lives for.
(CHUCKLES) And you've never missed a performance yet, so it won't be the same without you.
(PLAYING CELLO) (PHONE BUZZES) Hey, Mom.
I'm leaving Gran's house now to go pick up my dress at the cleaners.
No, I won't be late.
(CELLO MUSIC CONTINUES) (PHONE CHIMES) (PHONE RINGING) - Hi, Mom.
- MOM: Hi, honey.
I'm just calling again to make sure you have your heels.
Stop fussing.
You'd think you were the one - giving the performance.
- MOM: You think I'm bad? Your father changed his shirt again.
- He's driving me crazy.
- DAD: I heard that.
Go help him.
I'm good.
MOM: We're so proud of you, honey.
Bye.
(SIREN WAILING) (TIRES SCREECHING) (CAR HISSING) (BREATHING HEAVILY) (SIREN WAILING) (TENSE, SOMBER MUSIC) (GASPS) Ah.
Ah.
Hen, what happened? I-I hit a car in the intersection.
- There's a girl in it.
- I'll call for more units.
We have to get Jerome to the hospital.
Ma'am, can you hear me? Ma'am? Evelyn.
Evelyn! Evelyn, can you hear me? Ma'am, if you if you can't lift your head, can you move your fingers if you can hear me? CHIMNEY: Dispatch, this is ambulance 118.
We've hit a civilian vehicle at the intersection of West Olympic and Main.
The vehicle driver is injured.
Request assistance ASAP.
Dispatch, this is Captain 118.
We are en route to the scene at West Olympic and Main.
CHIMNEY: We also need an additional RA unit to transport our passenger.
FEMALE DISPATCHER: Copy that, 118.
Cap, who was driving the ambulance? Hen.
(DIALS, LINE TRILLING) (CELLO MUSIC CONTINUES) (SIREN WAILING) Evelyn! - Here, let me get it.
- Evelyn, we're not gonna leave you, okay? - Jerome? - Still stable.
- Come on! - Okay, we're just gonna - have to break the glass.
- I have to break the glass.
- Hold on.
- BOBBY: Bring the jaws of life.
Eddie, jump bag and extra medical gear.
- My - Hen, I am taking this over.
- You can't work on her.
- Come on, come on.
No! Cap, Cap, I need to work on her! This is procedure, this is procedure; we've got this.
- I need to help her! - No, we've got this.
- I need you to stand over here.
- (SCREAMS) - (PANTING) - (TOOLS WHIRRING) - Yeah her name is Evelyn.
- Okay, okay.
Stay here.
Stay here.
(METAL SQUEALING) Evelyn, can you hear me? Cap, there's more blood in the car than in her body.
- I know.
- CHIMNEY: She's unresponsive.
Breathing is shallow.
There's no room in here.
We have to pull her out.
(PANTING) Okay, putting her down.
Pelvis looks broken.
Thorax could be crushed.
Possible organ damage.
Eddie, get in here.
(WHISPERING) Come on.
Come on.
(HEART POUNDING) MALE BYSTANDER: Ambulance just hit that car.
FEMALE BYSTANDER: I think she just hit that car.
Hen.
Hen, Hen.
Athena.
W-w-what are you doing here? Bobby called me, okay? How you doing? You gonna be okay? HEN: (PANTING) I-I-I don't know.
The the light.
- Is Evelyn okay? - They're working on her now.
- HEN: Okay.
Okay.
- ATHENA: Okay? I-I-I slowed I slowed down.
I thought I had the g-green, but then I saw her.
- But I know but I couldn't - Listen, listen.
Shh, shh.
- You need to stop talking.
- B-b-but but I did this.
- Shh, shh, shh.
- Athena, I hit her! Hen, I love you, I love you, but you need to shut up! Okay? ATHENA: Okay.
Listen to me.
Listen to me! There's gonna be an investigation.
And it starts now.
Okay, LAFD, LAPD, they're gonna roll up on the scene with a lot of questions.
Now listen to me.
You need to think carefully about what you're going to say.
I want I want to tell them the truth.
Yes.
But you only tell them what you know.
Not what you think, not what you feel.
- Okay.
- Right? Answer the questions, but stick to the facts.
You think you can do that? Henrietta? - ATHENA: Henrietta! - No! Oh, oh! Ahh! - No! - Shh, shh, shh.
(SOMBER ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
The show is about to begin.
(CHATTER) We're in our seats now.
Yeah, they are totally excited.
(PHONE CHIMES) I did.
I spoke to the usher on the way in.
Of course it's age-appropriate.
(LAUGHS) It's an ice show.
Pure family friendly entertainment.
- You're such an ass! - Call me that again, - and I'll drop you on yours.
- Try it.
Then try sleeping with one eye open - for the rest of the tour.
- We don't sleep together anymore, sweetheart.
Remember? You two are exhausting.
BOTH: Shut the hell up, Randy! (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Come on.
Guys, that's you know fun.
Should've broken up with you back in Tucson.
Shouldn't have dated you at all.
Never settle for the bronze medalist.
Why don't you take your gold medal and shove it ANNOUNCER: welcome Hansel and Gretel.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (LIGHT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) Whoo! (APPLAUSE CONTINUES) - (GRUNTS) - WOMAN: Oh, my God! (SKATES CLATTERING) - Holy moly! - (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) - Whoa! - Awesome! NICOLE: I haven't seen this much blood on the ice since a squirrel crawled into the Zamboni.
Any idea what caused the accident? NICOLE: Well, the Snowy Owls were finishing up their "Free in the Forest" bit.
Hansel and Gretel hit the ice for their breadcrumb schtick.
And, boom.
Bloodbath on ice.
What's the story, Chim? These two children are abandoned in the woods.
They come upon a gingerbread house where a witch entices them It was a multi-skater pile-up.
Most of the injuries are minor except for that guy.
He lost four digits.
We hit him with a local anesthetic to transport, still gotta find the fingers, though.
What about Hansel and Gretel? Hansel took Gretel's blade to the torso.
We propped him up to minimize the damage.
The skate's buried about 3 centimeters into his chest, barely missed the heart.
He doesn't have a heart.
(SOBS) Really? We're doing this now? Think you can cut her foot out of the skate - so we can transport them? - It'll probably be easy - if they stop arguing.
- Yeah, then you might wanna - sedate her.
- And I need trauma shears.
I can't find mine.
This is a laryngoscope.
Oh, right, sorry.
MARYLOU: What were you thinking? Breaking up with me an hour before show time? I didn't wanna be distracted.
You know, it's hard enough catching you mid-air at 15 miles an hour.
I'm not a Frisbee, Boyd.
I'm a partner.
- At least I was.
- BUCK: Found two fingers, Cap.
Still looking for the other ones.
- Hey, got the pinkie.
- BUCK: All right.
Three down, one to go.
You should be able to sew those back on, right? Well, they've been on ice the whole time, - so that'll help.
- He shouldn't have to lose his fingers to Sid and Nancy's psychodrama.
- You did this on purpose.
- Impaled myself? You thought I was leaving you behind, so you tried to hobble me, and it backfired.
The kicker, Boyd, I wasn't leaving.
I know! That's why I broke up with you.
Because you were gonna turn them down.
"Disney on Ice.
" The big leagues.
So they were fighting over her leaving.
Figured they'd shake it off once they hit the ice.
But then one of the Snowy Owls went full toe pick, and everyone hit the ice.
Did you say "toe pick"? Hen, you ready? Okay.
(INHALES SHARPLY) Ah.
You broke up with me so I wouldn't turn down "Disney on Ice"? It's always been your dream.
No.
This is my dream.
Being out on the ice with you.
You're just saying that 'cause I could die.
Pretty sure you're gonna live.
See? Even the nice paramedic thinks you're an idiot.
(CHUCKLES) Yes! I got the middle one.
(LIVELY PIANO MUSIC) Hey hey, Cap.
We we found all the fingers.
Cap, victims are being transported.
Our work here's done.
Great.
Ah.
(EXHALES) Found it.
- What's that? - A sequin.
When your blade runs across one of these, it stops your skates dead in their tracks.
Wait, one sequin did all of this? A wardrobe malfunction can be the most dangerous part of figure skating.
So how come you know so much about figure skating? (SIGHS) My partner Heidi Shatsky and I were Twin Cities Junior Pairs Champions three years running.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I always thought you were a hockey player, Cap.
Who says you can't do both? We'll Google for photos later.
- (SHOES SLIPPING) - (GRUNTS) (SHINEDOWN'S "SOUND OF MADNESS") (BLOWS LANDING) BRENT: Yeah, I get it, you're an outcast (CROWD YELLING) So paranoid Watch your back All right, all right.
Two grand on white.
Excellent choice.
That guy's a killer.
BRENT: Oh, my, here we go Another loose cannon gone bipolar Slipped down, couldn't get much lower Quicksand's got no sense of humor I'm still laughing like hell (CHEERING) Crying for me, looking so sorry That I'm gonna believe you've been infected By a social disease Well then, take your medicine I created the sound of madness Wrote the book on pain Somehow I'm still here to explain That the darkest hour never comes in the night (GRUNTING) (CROWD BOOING) Here.
My lucky night.
Yeah, a lot of people bet against you.
Nobody expected you to take the big guy out so quick.
Tap out or knock out, your rules.
- Hm.
- Hey, when can I come back? You like that, huh? Doesn't hurt.
Friend of mine told me I needed to find an outlet.
- I think I found it.
- Yeah, nice.
You're looking to blow off some steam on Friday night, I'll put you on the undercard.
Good.
- Finally.
- Hey.
Tap out or knockout, works both ways.
Yeah.
See you soon.
(SIRENS WAILING) Whoo.
Nice truck.
Is it a rental? Nope.
All mine.
I I didn't know you were getting a new ride.
Yeah, well, AC crapped out on the old one.
Again.
Christopher and I were sitting in traffic, sweating in traffic.
Saw this dealership.
Thought, why not? A total impulse buy.
Not like you at all.
Maybe it should be.
Well, I'll remind you of that next time you're begging for extra shifts to cover the payments.
- What's this? - This (CHUCKLES) this is epic.
I found Heidi Shatsky.
(LAUGHS) Morning, folks.
First up, water heater went out last night, but they are sending someone to fix it.
Until then, you might wanna brace yourselves when you hit the showers.
We're also changing the lunch schedule.
(IMITATING FANFARE) Captain Robert Nash this is your life! Oh, my gosh.
Where did you get that? - Heidi says hi.
- Aw.
She's gonna email you later.
She didn't wanna ruin the surprise.
I think we all had a little surprise this morning.
Not sure what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn't that hair! EDDIE: Yeah, Cap, what is this look? Is it some kind of Travolta thing Not Travolta.
Bowie.
Ziggy Stardust? This feels a little more Siegfried and Roy.
Sorry I'm late.
I had to take Denny to school.
What did I miss? Okay, for everyone who isn't fired, I will not be cooking today.
We're having a special guest chef at lunch.
Uh, no pasta Thursday? Not today.
ATHENA: Do not touch that pot.
Okay, now I got two of you hovering over me when I'm cooking.
I'm not hovering.
I'm just here to help out.
Could you find me a skillet? Will do.
You didn't have to do all this.
No, I needed to do something.
I cleared out every closet, brought 16 bags to Goodwill.
Yesterday, I even started organizing our receipts for the accountant.
- It's November.
- Exactly.
I need the suspension to be over with before I start redecorating the damn house.
(SIGHS) Okay.
You want me to try those beans? Mmm, yes.
- How's that? - Good.
(LAUGHS) CHIMNEY: I still think it's ridiculous you got suspended for solving a murder.
But I might get over that if you keep bringing us food.
Well, the brisket is my special recipe.
You just smoke it low and slow for 14 hours.
And then you turn it - ATHENA: (CLEARS THROAT) - Mm.
(CHUCKLES) Mm.
She's been cooking at home too.
Every meal's been a feast.
Have you ever considered being suspended forever? (LAUGHS) Not that your cooking isn't good, Cap.
Well, I like both your food equally.
Oh, I'm not liking it.
I'm loving it.
So when I go back for seconds, y'all better watch your fingers.
- (LAUGHTER) - (CELL PHONE RINGING) Cheryl? No, I'm at work.
I'm so sorry.
I thought Karen was gonna call you.
SHEILA (OVER PHONE): What's that? You're breaking up on me.
Are you driving? BRIAN: Well, honey, it's a self-driving car, so technically the car is driving.
SHEILA: I don't trust that technology.
At least tell me you still have your hands on the wheel.
Totally hands-free.
Feet-free too.
You know, I can text, eat a sandwich, watch a movie in here, - all at the same time.
- SHEILA: That is not safe.
Guess what I'm doing now? The Macarena.
SHEILA: Okay, if you're gonna keep messing with me, I'm hanging up.
Ooh.
Ahh.
(INHALES SHARPLY) - SHEILA: What happened? - Uhh Uh, uh, something's wrong.
Ooh.
(PANTING) My chest hurts.
Uh SHEILA: What? Can you pull over? No, no I got this.
- (BEEPS) - COMPUTER: Please select - new route.
- Ahh.
COMPUTER: Calculating new route.
- (EXHALES) - COMPUTER: Starting route To Mercy King Hospital.
COMPUTER: You have arrived at your destination.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) - Okay, watch his arm.
- BUCK: Yeah, got it, Cap.
Three, two, one, up.
- Oh, here we go.
Oh.
- BRIAN: (GROANING) MALE ORDERLY: Let's get him up to cardiology.
I feel redundant.
I'm not sure why we're even here.
BOBBY: Okay, let's get that fender sorted out so we can move this thing.
You hanging in there, Doc? Just a couple fractured ribs.
Maybe multiple places.
Can you tell if you're bleeding? Just some blunt force trauma.
Yay.
(CAR CREAKING) One, two, three.
She's all yours.
(PHONE BUZZING) (SIGHS) HEN: Denny, what's wrong? Everything okay? (SIGHS) HEN: Karen? Hey.
Dinner's ready.
Are you gonna eat with us? (SIGHS) I told you I wasn't feeling well.
Why don't you get up? I'm worried about you.
I know that you're you're still upset.
Still? (SCOFFS) It's been three weeks.
I'm sorry my grief is taking so long.
What would be an acceptable amount of time for me to mourn? I mean, we lost six embryos.
I mean, is it just a day for each one? Or can I negotiate for a little more time to process my loss? Why am I the only one that's feeling it? DENNY: Mommy, I know you're not feeling well, so I made you some tea.
(SIGHS) HEN: No, not right now, Denny.
- D-D-Denny Hold on - KAREN: Oh! - KAREN: Denny! Damn it! - Sweet honey Ugh! Now I have to change the sheets.
I'm sorry.
(SIGHS) No.
No, I'm sorry.
Come here.
I'm sorry, baby.
I shouldn't have yelled like that.
(KISSES) Thank you so much for bringing me the tea.
That was very thoughtful.
Here, honey, why don't why don't you bring this cup back to the kitchen.
Careful.
Mom and I will be out in a minute, and we can all have dinner.
- Together? - Yes, together.
And you can tell me all about your day.
Karen, you're not the only one feeling the loss.
I I don't know how to do what you do, Hen.
How to just put it away.
I haven't put anything away.
I'm sad, too.
I got really attached to the idea of a new baby.
Oh.
I guess maybe that's the difference.
Those embryos were just an idea to you.
But each one of them was actually a part of me.
(SOMBER MUSIC) CHIMNEY: I really wish I could help her, but she's not talking to me about it.
I'm not sure she's talking to anybody.
There's definitely something going on with her.
Eddie, too.
Hey, you guys think it's the Santa Anas? I mean, they they make people act weird, right? (LAUGHS) I definitely don't think it's the wind.
Wait, you know what? Maybe it's something personal she doesn't feel like sharing.
Well, historically speaking, Hen and I tell each other everything.
Wait, everything? - Did you tell her about me? - No.
I mean, I would have if I felt like she was listening.
Oh.
Maddie, you know she's my best friend.
- I need to talk to someone.
- I-I know.
It's just, you tell her, she tells Buck.
I mean, maybe everything doesn't need to be shared - with the 118.
- No way.
If we didn't tell each other everything, what else would we do on a 24-hour shift? Yeah.
Okay.
- Hey, you don't have to.
- It's fine.
Uh, I am back in therapy.
Uh, mandated by my boss this time.
Uh, did did something happen at work? A woman filed a complaint against me.
She said I was stalking her.
I think stalking is an overstatement.
But it's true? This woman called 9-1-1, and Maddie thought she was in trouble, so she just tried to help her.
Yeah, but she didn't want my help because she thinks I'm a crazy person who invaded her privacy.
Maybe there's a lesson in there for the two of you.
So what do you think's going on with Eddie? (PAPA ROACH'S "BORN FOR GREATNESS") JACOBY: I am a man at war And I am fighting for All of the broken people All of the people thrown overboard They always try to shame us But they don't speak the language No, we're not nameless, we're not faceless We were born for greatness Ohh, ohh Somebody sound the alarm Ohh, ohh A fire was set in the dark Ohh, ohh It's time that you know We were born for greatness No, we're not nameless, we're not faceless We were born for greatness (CHEERING) Ohh, ohh Somebody sound the alarm Ohh, ohh A fire was set in the dark (GURGLING) (CHATTER) (INTENSE MUSIC) Hey, hey, hey.
Can you hear me? - What the hell's going on? - He's not breathing.
- Call 9-1-1! - Are you crazy? I'm not calling anyone.
Yeah, he'll be fine.
His airway's blocked.
- What the hell's that? - Part of his nose that I knocked into his cranial cavity when I broke it before it fell down his throat.
He's gonna start leaking spinal fluid.
Holy crap.
Is he dead? Hey, give that back! No, no, no.
Don't do it.
Don't do it! MALE ATTENDEE: Hurry, get out of here.
- Let's go, let's go.
- COOPER: LAFD.
Clear a path.
Fire department, coming through.
(CLAMORING) LENA: Man down over there, Cap.
All right, what do we got here? Let's see.
Gonna hook him up to the LifePack, check his rhythm.
Airway's clear.
LOGAN: It could be a cranial intrusion.
Let's check for spinal fluid.
No sign of neck injury, but his pulse is a little low.
That's part of his nose.
Someone cleared it and sat him upright.
COOPER: Looks like somebody knew what they were doing.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC) So are you the one who saved him or the one who almost killed him? - Both.
- What the hell, Eddie? Can we talk about this later? I need to go before (SIRENS WAILING) The police show up? What are you doing? Saving myself the trouble of having to bail you out of jail again.
Put this on until the cops leave.
MALE OFFICER (OVER RADIO): We obtained several people.
Still some on foot.
Please be advised.
Still some on foot.
Thanks.
(CLEARS THROAT) Let me know what hospital you guys drop him off at.
I'll I'll make sure he's okay.
You knocked his nose into his brain.
He ain't okay.
Look, I did my best to help him.
I'm the one who called 9-1-1.
How long you been fighting here? Promoter saw me at the junkyard fights a few weeks ago, offered me a shot.
Pays pretty good.
That's not why you're doing this.
Fighting was supposed to be a healthy outlet, - not an obsession.
- It's not.
- Just got out of hand tonight.
- I bet.
Tell me, that hit to the nose, was that a lucky shot? Or had he dropped his hands? Tap out or knock out.
Those are the rules.
- He didn't tap out.
- He was so punch drunk, he couldn't even lift his hands to protect himself.
You think he should've had the presence of mind to tap out? Eddie, you need to talk to someone.
You know what? Just save the lecture.
COOPER: Bosko.
- We're heading out.
- LENA: Coming, Cap.
We're not done talking about this.
Yeah.
(SIREN WAILING) It's quiet around here.
Where is everybody? Oh, Bobby found an ice rink in Van Nuys.
He wanted to teach May and Harry how to skate.
(BOTH LAUGH) I can't believe you didn't go.
(LAUGHS) You didn't wanna see Bobby's ice dancing moves? Girl, I am not interested in any athletic activity - that requires a parka.
- (LAUGHS) May and Harry seemed to be excited about it, though.
Though probably not as much as Bobby.
- Mm.
- (LAUGHS) It must be nice for him.
He's finally having his first with Harry and May.
- Mm.
- Teaching them something new.
That's nice.
(LAUGHS) So what's going on with you? I heard about what happened with the IVF.
(SOMBER MUSIC) Chimney told Bobby, and Bobby told you.
I wish you had told me yourself.
You had so much on your plate, Athena.
There is always room for you.
(LAUGHS) Truthfully, I thought we would've gotten through it.
I mean, the day we got the news, we got in bed together, and we we held each other.
We cried.
And we grieved.
But then at some point, I got up but she's still laying in the bed.
Mm.
I mean, I see her struggling, and you know And I know it's true and you know And I I know she's not trying to spite me, but it's just there's just a part of me that You're angry with her.
And I don't wanna be.
I hate that I am.
But I I come home, Athena, and the house is a mess, and and Denny's parked in front of that television, and he hasn't eaten anything that that doesn't come out of a box or a bag, And I and I just I just I wanna I wanna scream at her.
We're still here! Your actual living, breathing son and and your wife we're here! And we need you! (SIGHS) I feel like such a terrible person for saying that out loud.
But you're not.
You haven't said any of this to her.
You're saying it to me.
Hm? Because you are worried, frustrated - and frankly, exhausted.
- And I'm scared.
Karen will come back to you.
But until then, you got me.
Hm? (BOTH LAUGH) Diaz, up here, now.
I was gonna go change.
No, we talk first.
(INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT) What are you doing here? Just talk to your captain.
Did you tell him? You sold me out, huh? I thought we were friends.
What's the name of my cat? I know about your kid and your dead wife and your arrest record and the guy you almost killed.
So tell me, what's the name of my cat? I have no freakin' idea.
Exactly.
It's a one-way street with you, Diaz.
We're not friends.
And for the record, I don't have a cat.
Look, Cap, I don't know what Bosko told you Captain Cooper called me last night.
He recognized you from the tsunami.
He wanted to give me a heads up about a potential problem in my house.
- But Lena - She was here when I pulled in this morning.
Wanted to make sure I had a full picture and that I wasn't too hard on you.
- Guess I owe her an apology.
- Take a seat.
It's nothing.
It's I'm fine.
Just needed a place to let off some steam.
- Things got a little out of - Control? That's what this is about, right? You're the guy who always keeps it together, no matter what life throws at you.
You shake it off, keep moving forward.
Lots of people have it worse.
Eddie, I just wanna make sure you don't think you have to lose everything before you can allow yourself to feel anything.
No, Christopher needs me to be in control.
I'm the only parent he's got left, and I can't let him down again.
When did you let him down before? (LAUGHS) God, when did I not let him down? I wasn't there when he was a baby.
Stayed away too long, and it broke his mother.
Shannon ran away, I and I couldn't stop her.
I couldn't bring her back home.
So I brought him here.
And let her back into his life.
That's what Christopher wanted.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, but but I knew better.
She already left once, broke his heart.
You know, I was so afraid she was gonna do it again.
- She did.
- She died, Eddie.
Yeah, after she told me she wanted a divorce.
And I'm I'm still mad.
How stupid is that? (LAUGHS) I'm angry at a dead person and at myself because I forgave her for everything, and and it wasn't enough.
I wasn't enough.
SHANE: All right, listen up.
The speed and efficiency is total crap lately.
How bad does it suck? An average of 15 seconds too long to find each item.
Customers shop with us online because they want their stuff fast.
You slow pokes can't keep up with the bots.
Because of that, I'm canceling all bathroom breaks until further notice.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've already wasted a minute here because we had to stop and have this chat.
So my suggestion is quit your whining and go light a fire under it.
Now! (CHATTER) (DEVICE BEEPS) - Are you okay? - No, I really have to go to the bathroom.
I think I gotta sneak in there.
Don't do it; it'll ruin your pick-time.
Yes, of course it will, but our pick-time is supposed to include pee-pee-time.
It's the law.
Yeah, well, the law doesn't apply to the robots.
They don't take breaks.
They're already self-aware.
You know, sometimes I hate this dumb job.
You know, I heard a rumor that Shane is gonna fire the slowest picker from this shift, and I need this dumb job.
Mm, God, he's still over there.
I'm already a minute behind.
I gotta go.
(BEEPS) (BEEPS TWICE) (UNZIPPING) (URINATING) (ROBOT BEEPS, ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) (DEVICE BEEPS) (ROBOT ALERT BEEPING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (BEEPING) (CLANGING) Oh, I'm fired.
(SCREAMS) - (SIREN WAILING) - CHIMNEY: Self-driving cars, smart homes, robot labor.
I'm telling you, Hen, the future is here and it is terrifying.
Hen! I'm so I'm sorry, Chim.
I'm I'm just a little distracted.
Look, I know.
And I'm sorry.
But I can't do this without you.
I need my partner back.
I'm here.
I'm with you.
Good.
Let's go put down this robot revolution.
Hey, not all automation is bad.
- CHIMNEY: Nice! - (SIREN WAILING) CARA: Robot number three just went crazy.
What kinda robot are we talking about? Uh, transport.
The company has a whole army of them.
And they're used for moving heavy boxes and shelved items around the warehouse.
And it attacked someone? CARA: Yeah, my co-worker Jerome.
Uh, I heard that it just beelined for him like a suicide bomber and crashed into the end of the aisle then took down a whole row of shelves.
I miss brick-and-mortar.
Any idea what caused the robot to malfunction? Uh, normally, their movements are really precise.
It's just that, uh, number three was just gunning for Jerome.
BOBBY: Okay, you guys can clear away.
We'll take over from here.
Step back, please.
Hi, Jerome.
Are you having any trouble breathing? - No.
- Obvious crush injuries.
Don't know the condition of his extremities under there.
All I wanted was to take a leak.
It's a basic human need.
Uh, did did you pee on this before it crashed? Why would you do that? Our supervisor won't let us go to the bathroom.
It ruins our pick-time.
Yeah, according to our supervisor, Shane Where is Shane? Don't go anywhere, Shane.
OSHA's gonna have a field day with you.
CHIMNEY: Cap, heart's racing, blood pressure's a little low and not a lot of blood.
- I'm gonna start a line.
- HEN: It could be something severed underneath but currently compressed.
- Ready for either extremity.
- Okay, Buck, you're with me.
Eddie, take the side on his arm.
- You got it, Cap.
- BOBBY: We need to lift the shelving unit at exactly the same time so they can work on him simultaneously.
On three.
One, two, three.
(GRUNTING, SCREAMING) - (GRUNTING) - HEN: I've got brachial.
- Taking femoral.
- HEN: I can hardly see the artery; it's recoiling back up.
Applying clamp and tourniquet.
Eddie, can you hold his shoulders, please? (JEROME WINCING) (JEROME SCREAMS) I should've just wet my pants.
Ah, ah, ah.
- HEN: Got it.
- CHIMNEY: Damn it.
Hen, I need another (JEROME WHIMPERING) (INTENSE MUSIC) Lost his pulse.
He's crashing.
(PUMPING ON CHEST) Run the line wide open.
We got him! Cap, he's stable enough to transport.
(WORKERS CLAPPING) - BOBBY: Great work today, guys.
- She is back! All right, you get him to the hospital.
I'll see you back at the station.
Sure thing, Cap.
(SIREN WAILING) JEROME: Maybe they'll put a catheter in me at the hospital, and then I'll be able to go to the bathroom any time I damn well please.
Jerome is joking about wanting a catheter, Hen.
I think he may have a head injury.
- Tell him to hold on.
- Almost there, buddy.
(SIREN, HORN BLARING) (TIRES SCREECHING) EVELYN: Hey, let me give you a preview of tonight, Gram.
I know you'll love it.
(LAUGHS) Gotta say, I feel completely vindicated backing your decision to quit the piano at age nine.
It is so fun telling your parents, "I told you so.
" I'd take all the credit, but I know you were the OG, Gran.
I hate that I can't be there for your Philharmonic debut.
Youngest soloist in L.
A.
Orchestra history.
I mean, this is pretty much the pinnacle of stuff a grandma lives for.
(CHUCKLES) And you've never missed a performance yet, so it won't be the same without you.
(PLAYING CELLO) (PHONE BUZZES) Hey, Mom.
I'm leaving Gran's house now to go pick up my dress at the cleaners.
No, I won't be late.
(CELLO MUSIC CONTINUES) (PHONE CHIMES) (PHONE RINGING) - Hi, Mom.
- MOM: Hi, honey.
I'm just calling again to make sure you have your heels.
Stop fussing.
You'd think you were the one - giving the performance.
- MOM: You think I'm bad? Your father changed his shirt again.
- He's driving me crazy.
- DAD: I heard that.
Go help him.
I'm good.
MOM: We're so proud of you, honey.
Bye.
(SIREN WAILING) (TIRES SCREECHING) (CAR HISSING) (BREATHING HEAVILY) (SIREN WAILING) (TENSE, SOMBER MUSIC) (GASPS) Ah.
Ah.
Hen, what happened? I-I hit a car in the intersection.
- There's a girl in it.
- I'll call for more units.
We have to get Jerome to the hospital.
Ma'am, can you hear me? Ma'am? Evelyn.
Evelyn! Evelyn, can you hear me? Ma'am, if you if you can't lift your head, can you move your fingers if you can hear me? CHIMNEY: Dispatch, this is ambulance 118.
We've hit a civilian vehicle at the intersection of West Olympic and Main.
The vehicle driver is injured.
Request assistance ASAP.
Dispatch, this is Captain 118.
We are en route to the scene at West Olympic and Main.
CHIMNEY: We also need an additional RA unit to transport our passenger.
FEMALE DISPATCHER: Copy that, 118.
Cap, who was driving the ambulance? Hen.
(DIALS, LINE TRILLING) (CELLO MUSIC CONTINUES) (SIREN WAILING) Evelyn! - Here, let me get it.
- Evelyn, we're not gonna leave you, okay? - Jerome? - Still stable.
- Come on! - Okay, we're just gonna - have to break the glass.
- I have to break the glass.
- Hold on.
- BOBBY: Bring the jaws of life.
Eddie, jump bag and extra medical gear.
- My - Hen, I am taking this over.
- You can't work on her.
- Come on, come on.
No! Cap, Cap, I need to work on her! This is procedure, this is procedure; we've got this.
- I need to help her! - No, we've got this.
- I need you to stand over here.
- (SCREAMS) - (PANTING) - (TOOLS WHIRRING) - Yeah her name is Evelyn.
- Okay, okay.
Stay here.
Stay here.
(METAL SQUEALING) Evelyn, can you hear me? Cap, there's more blood in the car than in her body.
- I know.
- CHIMNEY: She's unresponsive.
Breathing is shallow.
There's no room in here.
We have to pull her out.
(PANTING) Okay, putting her down.
Pelvis looks broken.
Thorax could be crushed.
Possible organ damage.
Eddie, get in here.
(WHISPERING) Come on.
Come on.
(HEART POUNDING) MALE BYSTANDER: Ambulance just hit that car.
FEMALE BYSTANDER: I think she just hit that car.
Hen.
Hen, Hen.
Athena.
W-w-what are you doing here? Bobby called me, okay? How you doing? You gonna be okay? HEN: (PANTING) I-I-I don't know.
The the light.
- Is Evelyn okay? - They're working on her now.
- HEN: Okay.
Okay.
- ATHENA: Okay? I-I-I slowed I slowed down.
I thought I had the g-green, but then I saw her.
- But I know but I couldn't - Listen, listen.
Shh, shh.
- You need to stop talking.
- B-b-but but I did this.
- Shh, shh, shh.
- Athena, I hit her! Hen, I love you, I love you, but you need to shut up! Okay? ATHENA: Okay.
Listen to me.
Listen to me! There's gonna be an investigation.
And it starts now.
Okay, LAFD, LAPD, they're gonna roll up on the scene with a lot of questions.
Now listen to me.
You need to think carefully about what you're going to say.
I want I want to tell them the truth.
Yes.
But you only tell them what you know.
Not what you think, not what you feel.
- Okay.
- Right? Answer the questions, but stick to the facts.
You think you can do that? Henrietta? - ATHENA: Henrietta! - No! Oh, oh! Ahh! - No! - Shh, shh, shh.
(SOMBER ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)