Austin and Ally s03e08 Episode Script

Hey, those are for paying customers only.
I really wish I had the money.
It's for such a good cause.
You're right.
Saving the manatees is a good cause.
Oh, I'm sorry.
When I said "good cause," I meant my hunger.
I didn't eat breakfast.
I hope my bake sale's a success.
It took me almost four hours to set up the cupcake tower, but I finally got it just perfect.
I baked for days.
There's every kind of cupcake.
Sugar-free, dairy free Do you have any that are just free-free? I'm really starving.
Fine.
I'll let you have one if you help me with the bake sale.
You can make sure the table stays neat and tidy.
I know.
We should text Austin and Dez to help us too.
You sure we can trust them? They'll probably want to eat everything.
I doubt they'd put food in their mouths if it took money away from the manatees.
Well, let's get this bake sale started.
He did it.
When the crowd wants more I bring on the thunder 'cause you've got my back and I'm not going under you're my point, you're my guard you're the perfect chord and I see our names together on every billboard we're headed for the top, we've got it on lock we'll make 'em say "hey!" and we'll keep rockin' oh, there's no way I could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya it's no fun when you're doing it solo with you it's like, "whoa," yeah, and I know I own this dream 'cause I got you with me there's no way I could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya.
Sorry again about your bake sale.
How much money did you raise? $5.
Surprisingly, most people don't want to buy cupcakes covered in grass and dirt.
I only sold one.
Thanks again, Dez.
Anytime.
I need more Greens in my diet.
Mmm, grassy.
What am I going to do? I don't want to spend another week baking.
We could have a garage sale and sell all our ratty, old clothes Like this ugly sweater.
Hey, I bought that yesterday.
And you have lovely taste.
We could sell calendars like firemen do.
I happen to have one right here.
Here's me as a fireman As a cowboy As a mechanic As Austin holding a Teddy bear.
Hey, how'd you get Sergeant Bearington? Uh, I didn't tiptoe into your room and pry him out of your arms while you were sleeping 'cause that'd be creepy.
Any other ideas? I know.
Let's have an auction at the beach club.
We can sell a bunch of Austin merchandise.
- That's a great idea.
- Yeah, we can auction off autographed posters, a cd, a guitar.
- You.
- Me.
Wait, what? We can auction off a date with you.
Yeah, you're a famous pop star.
Girls love you.
Think of all the money we could raise.
I'm not sure I'm cool with a bunch of random girls bidding on me like I'm some sort of trophy.
If you're too uncomfortable, I'll do it.
It's not like it'll be a real date.
Besides, it'll raise a bunch of money for my charity and you do owe Ally for ruining her bake sale.
You ruined her bake sale too.
Let's not point fingers.
It was him.
Come on, Austin.
You do owe me.
All right, I'll do it.
I guess I can go out with a cute girl for a good cause.
Mm, we don't know if she's gonna be cute.
She could be an old lady who smells like prune juice and kitty litter.
Whoo! I say we reconsider Dez's stupid calendar.
Thanks, buddy.
I'm especially proud of October.
Do I hear 120? Sold! Austin's sweaty gym towel goes to the girl in red.
We've already raised over $1,000.
Just think how much more we'll get for selling a date with Austin.
Just think.
You'd never even had this fundraiser if I hadn't ruined your bake sale.
You're welcome.
I'm not gonna thank you.
Did they auction off Austin yet? Brooke, what are you doing here? Winning back my soul mate.
Even though Austin hasn't returned any of my 400 texts or 2,000 emails, I just know he misses me.
Yeah.
No, he doesn't.
All right.
Next item on our list, Austin's favorite stuffed animal, Sergeant Bearington.
I told you not the sarge.
Okay.
Well That brings us to our last item on our list, a date with the cute and talented Austin Moon! Get your cash ready, ladies.
Do it for the manatees.
Did you know, every year, the majestic manatees are threatened no one cares! $200! Okay, I guess we're starting the bids.
- Brooke?! - 400, 500, $600! You know you don't have to bid against yourself.
Who else wants to bid? I see 700.
You just messed with the wrong girl.
$800.
I got to say, Ally, I can't believe you're so cool with this.
I thought you'd be jealous of Austin with another girl.
Why would I be jealous? We're just friends.
Good.
Then it's not gonna bother you when Austin's future girlfriend wins a date with him.
What do you mean? Well, there's a lot of beautiful girls here.
Just one date and the rest is history.
It could be that one or that one.
Meh, not that one, but that one.
I didn't think about that.
I was just trying to save some stupid endangered animals.
- Ooh.
- $1,000.
Ugh! And Brooke bids Do I hear 1,100? I can't go on another date with Brooke.
Help me out, Dez.
I got you.
$60.
We're already up to 1,000.
Ooh, sorry.
What can I get for $60? Congrats, Brooke.
Looks like we have a winner And one loser.
Sorry, Austin.
Yes! He's gonna be mine Forever.
Poor Austin.
He has to go out with a girl he has no interest in whatsoever.
Oh darn.
Ha ha.
Going once.
- Going twice.
- $3,000.
Brooke, do something.
I don't have that kind of money.
Can I get a loan? No, but you're gonna be alone.
girl in the back.
Going once.
- Going twice.
- 3,001.
$5,000.
who am I kidding? I didn't even have the 3,000.
And sold.
A date with Austin Moon goes to the beautiful girl with the flawless skin.
Congratulations.
You're very lucky.
- Thank you.
- Oh, I was talking to Austin.
What's up? Hey, Ally.
Here's the cash from that beautiful girl who won a date with Austin.
Her name's Chelsea.
Even her name is beautiful! Chelsea.
I don't know about beautiful.
I guess she's kind of cute.
Cute? A puppy is cute.
She's stunning.
I mean, did you see her skin? It's flawless like a polished pearl.
Okay, she's beautiful.
I just wish everyone would stop bringing it up.
Hey, uh, did anyone else notice how beautiful Chelsea is? Her skin is flawless like a polished pearl In a fresh vat of cream cheese.
I get it.
She has good skin.
Oh-ho, jealous much? I'm not jealous.
I just get this weird burning feeling in my chest when I think about Austin with another girl.
Yeah, that's jealousy.
Or heartburn.
Did you have spicy food for lunch? 'Cause I did.
You know, it's okay to be bothered by all this.
It's not easy seeing the guy you like with someone else.
Okay, I admit I'm a little upset Austin's going out with Chelsea.
I'm starting to regret I set up this whole auction thing in the first place.
Look, just because she's totally gorgeous and Austin's the most lovable person on earth doesn't mean they're gonna hit it off.
Yeah.
Hopefully, they'll just go on some lame date, and Austin will be bored out of his mind.
Oh, he won't be bored.
Chelsea's taking Austin to salsa night at the beach club.
Aw, how romantic the lights, the music, the dancing under the starts.
There goes that heartburn again.
I'm so glad you invited me dancing, Ally.
I love to salsa.
I've been told I have Irish eyes and Latin hips.
Yeah, yeah.
Stop talking.
I'm trying to listen to Austin and Chelsea.
You should watch 'em too.
Maybe you'd learn something 'cause you are one bad dancer.
Ow! See? You accidentally stepped on my foot.
Yeah, accidentally.
Spin me closer to them.
I want to hear what they're laughing about.
You got it.
Sorry, Trish.
That's okay.
I would've dropped them anyway.
Dez, do something.
They're walking away.
All right, you got it.
Whoa, are you okay? Here, let me help you up.
Thanks can get up by myself.
I'm fine too.
I can take a hit.
I play football with my brothers.
Wow, you're a good dancer and you play football.
Isn't she great, Ally? Yup, greaty-great-great.
Wow, you really do have flawless skin.
Me? Look at you.
You're so pretty.
Ugh! She's nice too.
I really wanted to hate her.
Hey, Dez.
Where's Austin and that girl? Uh, I don't know.
What are you doing here? Not spying on Austin and that girl! Why would you say that? Uh, I didn't say that.
You want to dance with me till they get back? - Ooh, sorry, Brooke - Dance with me! I'm with Ally.
Fine! You don't need a partner to salsa dance.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm glad this night is almost over.
My feet are killing me.
Try dancing with Ally.
She even managed to step on my hand somehow.
I'm sorry, Dez.
I'll make it up to you.
I'll buy one of your ridiculous calendars.
You'll have to wait for the next printing.
I sold out tonight.
Seriously? Why are all these old ladies buying your calendar? They may or may not think I'm prince Harry because I may or may not have told them I am.
Cheerio, me ladies.
That's British for "'sup?" I'm sorry you had to see Austin with another girl, Ally.
It's okay.
Tonight wasn't as bad as I thought.
Maybe I was worried for nothing.
Actually, I heard they're making plans for another date.
Oh, good.
So I was worried for something.
And she recycles?! There's just no hating that girl.
Look, I know you're upset about Austin and Chelsea.
There's only one way to get over this.
You need to start thinking about other guys, guys who have cool jobs.
Like a pilot.
I'm not buying your stupid calendar.
So I got more details about Austin's second date with Chelsea.
What are they doing? Chelsea's renting out the beach club for a fairy tale themed date.
There'll be princess costumes, waitresses dressed as court jesters.
It's bad news, Ally.
Ugh, I know.
She's pulling out all the stops to impress Austin.
I don't want to be I meant a court Jester.
.
I'm not good at making people laugh.
I think you're pretty good at it.
Well, I think the whole idea of a fairy tale date sounds corny.
I think it's magical.
She's the beautiful princess.
Austin's the handsome prince.
Like all fairy tales, they'll probably fall madly in love and live happily ever after.
Not all fairy tales have happy endings.
Name one.
Um The one where the girl with the flawless skin meets the handsome singer and they have a terrible second date and go their separate ways.
Huh.
My mom never told me that one.
Thanks again for agreeing to perform at my little sister's birthday party.
It's the least I could do after you donated so much money for Ally's charity.
This prince crown's a little small for me.
That's because it's my princess tiara.
By the way, it was cool of your boyfriend to let me take you dancing.
Oh, he's a big supporter of the manatees like Ally.
So is she okay with our date too? Of course.
We're just friends.
She's totally cool with it.
I'm totally not cool with this.
I am totally not cool in this.
I think you look great.
Why are you wearing a costume? You're not working this party.
What costume? Chelsea's really pulling out all the stops.
It must have been a ton of work to decorate this place.
Whoa! A unicorn.
I've never seen one up close before.
And you still haven't.
That's a pony with a horn taped to its head.
Way to kill the magic, Ally.
I hope my sister likes her present.
- Oh.
- Oh.
She's gonna love it.
You have got to be kidding me.
I've got to talk to him now.
Back off, Ally! You're not destroying this date.
I am! What? I'm not destroying - out of my way! - Wait, no, no.
Those evil witches ruined my princess party.
I am not an evil witch.
I'm a good witch.
Wait, I'm not a witch at all.
Wait, did you say princess party? Yes, this is a birthday party for my little sister, Heidi.
What did you think it was? Uh Not your second date with Chelsea, that's for sure.
Date? I was just doing her a favor because she donated so much money to your charity.
Besides, she has a boyfriend.
Uh, duh! Of course she does.
She's pretty.
She's nice.
Did you know she recycles? Ally, why did you ruin my little sister's birthday party? Yeah.
I didn't mean to.
I'm so sorry, Heidi.
I can't believe you destroyed the dreams of this sweet little girl.
I'm so sad.
Can you make me laugh, Jester? I don't feel that bad, kid.
Since we're all apologizing for ruining parties, Brooke, do you have something you want to say to Heidi? Yes.
Fairy tale wishes do come true.
Austin's still single.
I'll text you later, baby.
Whoo! No, she won't.
I changed my number.
Don't worry, buddy.
I gave her your new one.
Again! Again! Think of the money, Trish.
Think of the money.
You could have just told me you were upset.
I wouldn't have gone on that date if I knew it would bother you.
I thought I'd be okay with it.
But seeing you with someone else really made me jealous.
It's stupid.
No, it's not.
I get it.
I'd be jealous too.
Really? Yeah.
But what are we supposed to do? Remember last time we tried to date? It didn't work out.
I know.
We couldn't even write songs.
It threw everything off.
Well, if we're not gonna be together, it's only a matter of time before one of us meets someone else.
You think it's time for us to move on and date other people? Maybe.
Whatever happens, I just want you to be happy.
I want you to be happy too.
So you cool if I go sing to that little princess over there? Sure.
I'll start looking for my knight in shining armor.
Oh, there he is.
This song is dedicated to Heidi.
Sorry your birthday got messed up, but hopefully this makes it better.
Happy Birthday.
I always get this funny feeling Every time you come around It's like I'm walking on the ceiling Both feet off the ground and it's all right to feel so left, upside down Like I'm losing my head 'cause I know where my heart belongs With you again so I say, hey I'm crazy into you and I say, hey every minute is overdue and I can't wait no, I don't care I'll do what it takes driving all night catch the first flight just to see you unexplained You got me like upside down You're standing there I swear my whole world is turned around I can't believe you're here I was looking in the crowd But you're here now you're standing there I swear my world's turned around You got me upside down I'm upside down.
Wow, you're getting really good at this.
Well, I do have the best teacher in Miami.
Ready for the big lift?