Kung Fu Panda Legends Of Awesomeness (2011) s03e08 Episode Script
Serpent's Tooth
3x08 - Serpent's Tooth Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! Raised in a noodle shop never seeking glory or fame he climbed the mountain top and earned the Dragon Warrior name.
Hu! Ah! Ya! Kung Fu Panda! Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom and master the skills of bodacious and awesome Kung Fu Panda.
Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! He lives, he trains and he fights with the Furious Five protect the Valley somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' alive Oh! Ah! Uh! Kung Fu Panda Legends of awesomeness.
Sweet! [soft music.]
[muffled banging.]
Aqueduct, ha! No good will come of it, I say.
[shovel plops.]
What? This thing's gonna supply water to the entire valley.
Just think of it.
No more walking to the well.
Yeah, but why do they have to run it through these Mu Tong fields? This stuff is toxic.
Only if you ingest it.
Just relax.
Why are you so jumpy? - Seriously? You've heard the rumors.
- What, about some killer snake? Please.
You can't believe everything you hear.
[shovel bangs.]
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
Bow down, "cur-sed" two-leggers.
Bow down before lord Fu-Xi.
[gasps.]
Too too scared to bow.
Such a pity for you.
[grunts savagely.]
Hurry up, slowpokes! We're late for the aqueduct festival! Another festival? Don't these villagers ever work? Lighten up, Tigress.
It's just an excuse to have a good time.
Sure, if you're some lazy no-account slacker.
Aqueduct! [laughs giddily.]
Whoa! [bodies hit ground.]
All: Oh! Sorry, guys.
[grunts.]
I got swept away with aqueduct fever.
Do you even know what an aqueduct is? - Could you repeat the, uh, question? - Let's just go to the festival.
[screams.]
[body hits ground.]
I may need a shower first.
[music.]
[overlapping chattering.]
[silence.]
Hey, every body.
[gasps shakily.]
Ooh! [tense music.]
- Why is everyone staring at us? - I think they're staring at Viper.
[grunts, whimpers.]
[gasps.]
- Are you okay? - I'm so sorry.
With the stories we've been hearing, I guess we're all a little wary of snakes.
What? What stories? There's an evil monster lurking in the forest! A scary snake.
Just like you! Hang on a second.
This is crazy.
Viper's a great warrior.
A master of the Jade Palace.
And one of my best friends.
[whimpering shakily.]
- Po, it's okay.
- No, no, no, it's not okay.
Don't be scared, little buddy.
I felt the same way about Viper until I got to know her.
Yeah! What? But now I love everything about her! The scales, fangs, her sinister forked tongue.
That creepy slithering thing she does.
[whines loudly.]
- I think I'm winning him over.
- Hmm.
This is Master Viper we're talking about.
- You're all acting like fools.
- Yeah, that's how you win 'em over.
Come on, folks! There's no proof that any snake has done anything to anyone.
Snake! He's after me! Run for your lives! No! No! He's everywhere! [yelling and whimpering.]
Calm down! Calm down! What's wrong? [yelps.]
It's okay.
You're safe now.
[dramatic musical surge.]
Fu-Xi.
Fu-Xi! [groans hysterically.]
Fu-Xi? So the evil snake's name is Fu-Xi? Sounds like he's some sneaky, slimy, belly-crawling snake.
I think we've covered that, Po.
Whoever Fu-Xi is, he must be considered a grave menace.
No! Lord Fu-Xi is not a menace! - What? - Hold on, I'll field this one.
- What? - You you don't understand.
[growls.]
Lord Fu-Xi is a descendent of the dragon gods.
He's strong, fast as lightning.
At first, he bravely fought to defend China.
His venom fills his victims with a mind-numbing fear.
His terrified enemy would simply flee, and he harmed no one.
But there were those that feared his power.
[indistinct shouts.]
Fu-Xi and his family were persecuted.
Enraged, he turned renegade, swearing vengeance against his two-legged oppressors.
But even now, every snake in China still regards him as a hero.
But you saw what he did to that worker.
- You can't possibly think he's a hero.
- I'm a snake, aren't I? Yeah, but you're not like other snakes.
You're, you know, nice.
- And other snakes aren't? - Yes.
No.
Trick question! Attitudes like that are the reason Fu-Xi turned renegade.
Viper, enough.
We've got to work together if we're gonna take Fu-Xi down.
I'm sorry, master.
I I don't think I can do that.
- What? - You can't be serious.
Viper, you know this enemy.
We need you.
I won't fight against my own kind.
I won't! Master Viper.
I'd like to speak to you privately.
Yes, sir.
[sighs.]
- Why'd Viper get so mad at me? - Uh, let's see.
One, she's upset all the villagers turned against her.
And, two, you were extremely uncool, man.
- Whoa! Waa! - Yeah, Po.
If you have a problem with snakes, then you have a problem with Viper.
That's not true! I love Viper! She's kind, and generous, and good.
But it is kind of gross when she unhinges her jaws at lunch.
[birds chirping.]
You're right.
I'm a closet snake-a-phobe.
Gah! I disgust me.
Everyone, Viper has something she'd like to say.
I may be a snake, but my first duty is to the Jade palace.
I'll do what I can to stop Fu-Xi.
Viper, I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
It's okay, Po.
[softly.]
Forget it.
Because of her expertise, I'm sending Viper to investigate the scene of the attack.
- Po, you are going with her.
- Right.
Don't worry, Master Shifu.
We'll catch that snaky, scaly I mean serpent-y, slithering, uh, forky-tongue Aah! [birds chirping.]
Just go.
[light music.]
[water rushing.]
Excuse me, fellas.
Have you seen a very large, very lethal snake in this area? [gasps.]
Snake! [overlapping screaming.]
[softly.]
Thanks for your cooperation.
They think I'm a bad guy just because I'm a snake.
[sighs.]
That's 'cause they don't know the real you.
They can't see past the skin shedding and the leg-less-ness.
- Which I love.
- Maybe we should split up.
Wouldn't it be safer to stay together? - Not for you.
[shimmer.]
- Viper, I [groans.]
Don't even know why I'm helping these petty jerks.
[rattles.]
That's as far as you go, snake! - Wait, I'm on your side.
- You don't fool us.
Don't come any closer! I don't want to hurt you.
Iee! [both grunting.]
[groans.]
[grunts.]
Ooh.
Ooh.
[grunting.]
[screams savagely.]
Yah! Miserable two-leggers.
No one harms a serpent while I live.
[all scream savagely.]
[hisses.]
[grunting, punching.]
[inhaling.]
Lord Fu-Xi! [screams.]
You you saved me.
Did I? [inhales.]
[gasps.]
[grunts.]
[screams goofily.]
[bangs into cart.]
Lord Fu-Xi, wait! You saved me.
Twice.
Thank you.
I'd do the same for any serpent, little sister.
Even the great Master Viper of the Jade palace.
- You you know me? - We all know you.
You're a serpent.
Yet you fight for the two-leggers.
- Why? - They're my friends.
We we protect the valley.
I protect the valley as well, from your so-called friends.
Well, Viper, are you here to defeat me, do the two-leggers bidding, and lock me up? I-I was.
But I can't.
You are a great hero.
The others just don't understand.
Large, scary snake? Coils of death? Kinda fangy? Anyone? No? [screaming.]
Sir, please, I'm conducting a criminal investigation.
- S-s-snake! Back there! - Huh? Oh, that's just my pal Viper.
She's totally cool.
But do not eat lunch with her.
[shudders.]
But there's two of them! [overlapping shouting.]
Two? [gasps.]
Viper! I'm flattered you think so highly of me, little sister.
But I warn you, I'm about to strike a great blow for serpents everywhere.
You and your Jade palace friends had better stay out of my way.
Lord Fu-Xi, wait.
Maybe I can - Maybe I can help you.
- [dramatically.]
Really? - Viper! Hah! - Wait! For what? He's evil.
[grunting.]
Aah! Not that all snakes are evil.
[hisses.]
Wa-hah! I'm sure he has many good qualities.
[chuckles.]
Perish, fool! [grunts.]
[both grunting, punching.]
Feel free to help anytime.
[hisses.]
- Po, stop! - Don't worry about me, Viper.
This guy's tough, but not tough enough to fight the paralyzing shoulder pinch! Course, might be tough, what with the lack of shoulders and gah! [both grunting.]
[punches.]
[cracking.]
Ha-ha! Sorry, pal, you brought this on yourself.
No! [grunting.]
[panting.]
Come on! Viper? You saved me back there.
Thank you, little sister.
You're You're welcome, lord Fu-Xi.
Your former friends won't be happy about your betrayal, you know.
I did what I felt was right.
And I'm not sure they ever were my friends.
I spent my entire life trying to fit in, but I was always different.
Yes, and you should be proud of that difference.
You're a snake.
Now, act like one! - I'm not sure I know how anymore.
- For starters, stop being so - nice.
- Snakes can be nice.
No, they can't! Snakes must inspire fear.
That's how we survive.
Go ahead, try and frighten me.
Waaah! Wah! Boo! Yah! Ooh! Gah! Oh, that's, uh, that's pretty bad.
But you have potential.
[darkly.]
If you're willing to do what it takes.
[dramatic musical surge.]
[panting.]
Viper! Where are you? That creepy cobra must have brainwashed her.
And my stupid comments probably didn't help.
Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Huh? - So, are you ready to help me? - I am.
Ready to restore justice, peace, and freedom throughout the land for snakes everywhere? Yes! How do we do it? By driving every two-legger in the valley mad.
- I huh? - My bite instills terror.
But it wears off eventually.
But if I mix that venom with Mu Tong root, then the effect becomes permanent.
Madness will reign throughout the two-leggers.
[shouting.]
In the chaos [darkly.]
we shall seize the power that is rightfully ours.
But but how could you have enough venom for that? I have more than enough hidden away in a secret location, and you're gonna help me deliver it into the valley's water supply.
But You'd prefer to go back to the two-leggers, with their hate and fear and jokes at your expense? [sighs.]
Viper? Where are you? It's time to decide, little sister.
Are you a snake or aren't you? Viper! Oh, what a relief.
I'm so sorry about the dumb things I said.
- Po.
- Look, you're nothing like that scaly loser.
You're one of us.
Now let's catch that creepy cobra and lock him up for good.
Viper? [screams.]
Viper! You bit me.
[groans.]
[giggling.]
Welcome back to the family little sister.
[groans.]
[evil laugh.]
That was cold! Ruthless! I love it! [grunts.]
Nothing clever to say now, Po? No stupid snake joke? [groans.]
[chuckling.]
Oh, you are bad.
I knew you had it in you, little sister.
You lose, panda.
We win.
Very exciting, folks.
We're minutes away from opening the sluice gate.
Water for everyone! [cheers and applause.]
[tense music.]
No sign of Fu-Xi.
Perhaps Po and Viper have already caught up to him.
What if they didn't? You're not a "tea cup's half full" kind of guy, are you? Oh, they're so proud of this thing they've built.
But one drink from their new water supply and the entire valley will belong to the serpents! Poison the water supply? And you're gonna let him? What's the matter with you? I don't believe this! Aah! [grunts.]
[clank.]
Here it is my fear toxin.
[lid clanks.]
Now to add the Mu Tong root.
No! Yah! [screams, groans.]
We don't have time for this! - Finish him! - Huh? - I warned you, Po.
- Viper, this isn't you! You've had this coming for a long time now.
Yah! - Huh? - What are you doing? Sorry, Fu-Xi.
Your reign of terror ends now.
Viper! Ha! I knew it! You're not all evil and nasty.
Shifu sent me to uncover Fu-Xi's plan.
I had to find the hidden venom before I could make my move.
But you bit him.
I saw you.
Paralyzing shoulder pinch.
I'd never bite one of my best friends.
- Traitor! - Po! Gyah! [creaking.]
[grunting fiercely.]
[both grunt.]
[screams.]
Ha! [gasps.]
Oh.
I trusted you, and you betrayed me! Oh, darn.
[tree trunk creaks, cracks.]
[all screaming.]
[both grunting.]
Ahh! Wah! Don't let the venom spill in the water! [both grunting.]
[roars.]
Ooh! [grunting.]
[chuckles.]
[chomps.]
Aah! [grunts.]
Aah! [grunts.]
Waah! Woah.
[yells.]
Hey! Nyah! Po! [screams.]
[gasps.]
The venom! [burbling.]
[screams.]
Po! [grunts.]
Aah! [grunts savagely.]
[tail whips.]
[evil laugh.]
Cups ready, folks.
When the water comes through, let's take a big drink to celebrate.
[all cheering.]
[grunts.]
No! Can't let the water reach the village! [both grunting.]
[grunting.]
[log creaking.]
You're mine.
Oh! Come on! Come on! [log crackling.]
[grunts.]
[both screaming.]
[water rushes.]
Let the water flow! [all cheering.]
[disappointed groans.]
Fu-Xi must have wrecked the aqueduct.
I'm not so sure about that.
[groans.]
What happened? My head went all loopy.
[laughs.]
Viper! Viper? Viper! [gasps.]
Viper! [grunts.]
Viper, speak to me.
Please.
[weakly.]
I-I'm sorry I had to trick you, Po.
- It was the only way.
- But you saved everyone.
Don't know about Fu-Xi, though.
Oh! I would have shared my kingdom with you.
Hurting others doesn't fix the hurt that's been done to you.
Forget your hate.
Be the hero you once were.
How could you choose the two-leggers over me? Especially that panda.
He hates all snakes.
- Wha-ha! Not really.
Just you.
- Viper! - Yah! Huh? Yah! [screaming.]
Ooh! [babbles.]
[body hits ground.]
[light music.]
- Nice work, Master Viper.
- Thank you.
You know, you didn't have to keep me in the dark.
It's not like I would have said the wrong thing and blown it and yeah, I guess I see your point.
Look! It's Viper! She saved everyone from that terrible cobra! [all cheering.]
- I love you, Viper.
- Oh, I love you too.
I'm sorry I was such a jerk, Viper.
But I hope now you realize just how much everyone cares for you.
I do.
I just feel badly for Fu-Xi.
He was a great and noble soul once.
Yeah, well, you know what they say about snakes.
[silence.]
Uh they're fantastic.
Am I right? Give it up.
[screams.]
I had that coming.
[groans.]
Hu! Ah! Ya! Kung Fu Panda! Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom and master the skills of bodacious and awesome Kung Fu Panda.
Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! He lives, he trains and he fights with the Furious Five protect the Valley somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' alive Oh! Ah! Uh! Kung Fu Panda Legends of awesomeness.
Sweet! [soft music.]
[muffled banging.]
Aqueduct, ha! No good will come of it, I say.
[shovel plops.]
What? This thing's gonna supply water to the entire valley.
Just think of it.
No more walking to the well.
Yeah, but why do they have to run it through these Mu Tong fields? This stuff is toxic.
Only if you ingest it.
Just relax.
Why are you so jumpy? - Seriously? You've heard the rumors.
- What, about some killer snake? Please.
You can't believe everything you hear.
[shovel bangs.]
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
Bow down, "cur-sed" two-leggers.
Bow down before lord Fu-Xi.
[gasps.]
Too too scared to bow.
Such a pity for you.
[grunts savagely.]
Hurry up, slowpokes! We're late for the aqueduct festival! Another festival? Don't these villagers ever work? Lighten up, Tigress.
It's just an excuse to have a good time.
Sure, if you're some lazy no-account slacker.
Aqueduct! [laughs giddily.]
Whoa! [bodies hit ground.]
All: Oh! Sorry, guys.
[grunts.]
I got swept away with aqueduct fever.
Do you even know what an aqueduct is? - Could you repeat the, uh, question? - Let's just go to the festival.
[screams.]
[body hits ground.]
I may need a shower first.
[music.]
[overlapping chattering.]
[silence.]
Hey, every body.
[gasps shakily.]
Ooh! [tense music.]
- Why is everyone staring at us? - I think they're staring at Viper.
[grunts, whimpers.]
[gasps.]
- Are you okay? - I'm so sorry.
With the stories we've been hearing, I guess we're all a little wary of snakes.
What? What stories? There's an evil monster lurking in the forest! A scary snake.
Just like you! Hang on a second.
This is crazy.
Viper's a great warrior.
A master of the Jade Palace.
And one of my best friends.
[whimpering shakily.]
- Po, it's okay.
- No, no, no, it's not okay.
Don't be scared, little buddy.
I felt the same way about Viper until I got to know her.
Yeah! What? But now I love everything about her! The scales, fangs, her sinister forked tongue.
That creepy slithering thing she does.
[whines loudly.]
- I think I'm winning him over.
- Hmm.
This is Master Viper we're talking about.
- You're all acting like fools.
- Yeah, that's how you win 'em over.
Come on, folks! There's no proof that any snake has done anything to anyone.
Snake! He's after me! Run for your lives! No! No! He's everywhere! [yelling and whimpering.]
Calm down! Calm down! What's wrong? [yelps.]
It's okay.
You're safe now.
[dramatic musical surge.]
Fu-Xi.
Fu-Xi! [groans hysterically.]
Fu-Xi? So the evil snake's name is Fu-Xi? Sounds like he's some sneaky, slimy, belly-crawling snake.
I think we've covered that, Po.
Whoever Fu-Xi is, he must be considered a grave menace.
No! Lord Fu-Xi is not a menace! - What? - Hold on, I'll field this one.
- What? - You you don't understand.
[growls.]
Lord Fu-Xi is a descendent of the dragon gods.
He's strong, fast as lightning.
At first, he bravely fought to defend China.
His venom fills his victims with a mind-numbing fear.
His terrified enemy would simply flee, and he harmed no one.
But there were those that feared his power.
[indistinct shouts.]
Fu-Xi and his family were persecuted.
Enraged, he turned renegade, swearing vengeance against his two-legged oppressors.
But even now, every snake in China still regards him as a hero.
But you saw what he did to that worker.
- You can't possibly think he's a hero.
- I'm a snake, aren't I? Yeah, but you're not like other snakes.
You're, you know, nice.
- And other snakes aren't? - Yes.
No.
Trick question! Attitudes like that are the reason Fu-Xi turned renegade.
Viper, enough.
We've got to work together if we're gonna take Fu-Xi down.
I'm sorry, master.
I I don't think I can do that.
- What? - You can't be serious.
Viper, you know this enemy.
We need you.
I won't fight against my own kind.
I won't! Master Viper.
I'd like to speak to you privately.
Yes, sir.
[sighs.]
- Why'd Viper get so mad at me? - Uh, let's see.
One, she's upset all the villagers turned against her.
And, two, you were extremely uncool, man.
- Whoa! Waa! - Yeah, Po.
If you have a problem with snakes, then you have a problem with Viper.
That's not true! I love Viper! She's kind, and generous, and good.
But it is kind of gross when she unhinges her jaws at lunch.
[birds chirping.]
You're right.
I'm a closet snake-a-phobe.
Gah! I disgust me.
Everyone, Viper has something she'd like to say.
I may be a snake, but my first duty is to the Jade palace.
I'll do what I can to stop Fu-Xi.
Viper, I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
It's okay, Po.
[softly.]
Forget it.
Because of her expertise, I'm sending Viper to investigate the scene of the attack.
- Po, you are going with her.
- Right.
Don't worry, Master Shifu.
We'll catch that snaky, scaly I mean serpent-y, slithering, uh, forky-tongue Aah! [birds chirping.]
Just go.
[light music.]
[water rushing.]
Excuse me, fellas.
Have you seen a very large, very lethal snake in this area? [gasps.]
Snake! [overlapping screaming.]
[softly.]
Thanks for your cooperation.
They think I'm a bad guy just because I'm a snake.
[sighs.]
That's 'cause they don't know the real you.
They can't see past the skin shedding and the leg-less-ness.
- Which I love.
- Maybe we should split up.
Wouldn't it be safer to stay together? - Not for you.
[shimmer.]
- Viper, I [groans.]
Don't even know why I'm helping these petty jerks.
[rattles.]
That's as far as you go, snake! - Wait, I'm on your side.
- You don't fool us.
Don't come any closer! I don't want to hurt you.
Iee! [both grunting.]
[groans.]
[grunts.]
Ooh.
Ooh.
[grunting.]
[screams savagely.]
Yah! Miserable two-leggers.
No one harms a serpent while I live.
[all scream savagely.]
[hisses.]
[grunting, punching.]
[inhaling.]
Lord Fu-Xi! [screams.]
You you saved me.
Did I? [inhales.]
[gasps.]
[grunts.]
[screams goofily.]
[bangs into cart.]
Lord Fu-Xi, wait! You saved me.
Twice.
Thank you.
I'd do the same for any serpent, little sister.
Even the great Master Viper of the Jade palace.
- You you know me? - We all know you.
You're a serpent.
Yet you fight for the two-leggers.
- Why? - They're my friends.
We we protect the valley.
I protect the valley as well, from your so-called friends.
Well, Viper, are you here to defeat me, do the two-leggers bidding, and lock me up? I-I was.
But I can't.
You are a great hero.
The others just don't understand.
Large, scary snake? Coils of death? Kinda fangy? Anyone? No? [screaming.]
Sir, please, I'm conducting a criminal investigation.
- S-s-snake! Back there! - Huh? Oh, that's just my pal Viper.
She's totally cool.
But do not eat lunch with her.
[shudders.]
But there's two of them! [overlapping shouting.]
Two? [gasps.]
Viper! I'm flattered you think so highly of me, little sister.
But I warn you, I'm about to strike a great blow for serpents everywhere.
You and your Jade palace friends had better stay out of my way.
Lord Fu-Xi, wait.
Maybe I can - Maybe I can help you.
- [dramatically.]
Really? - Viper! Hah! - Wait! For what? He's evil.
[grunting.]
Aah! Not that all snakes are evil.
[hisses.]
Wa-hah! I'm sure he has many good qualities.
[chuckles.]
Perish, fool! [grunts.]
[both grunting, punching.]
Feel free to help anytime.
[hisses.]
- Po, stop! - Don't worry about me, Viper.
This guy's tough, but not tough enough to fight the paralyzing shoulder pinch! Course, might be tough, what with the lack of shoulders and gah! [both grunting.]
[punches.]
[cracking.]
Ha-ha! Sorry, pal, you brought this on yourself.
No! [grunting.]
[panting.]
Come on! Viper? You saved me back there.
Thank you, little sister.
You're You're welcome, lord Fu-Xi.
Your former friends won't be happy about your betrayal, you know.
I did what I felt was right.
And I'm not sure they ever were my friends.
I spent my entire life trying to fit in, but I was always different.
Yes, and you should be proud of that difference.
You're a snake.
Now, act like one! - I'm not sure I know how anymore.
- For starters, stop being so - nice.
- Snakes can be nice.
No, they can't! Snakes must inspire fear.
That's how we survive.
Go ahead, try and frighten me.
Waaah! Wah! Boo! Yah! Ooh! Gah! Oh, that's, uh, that's pretty bad.
But you have potential.
[darkly.]
If you're willing to do what it takes.
[dramatic musical surge.]
[panting.]
Viper! Where are you? That creepy cobra must have brainwashed her.
And my stupid comments probably didn't help.
Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Huh? - So, are you ready to help me? - I am.
Ready to restore justice, peace, and freedom throughout the land for snakes everywhere? Yes! How do we do it? By driving every two-legger in the valley mad.
- I huh? - My bite instills terror.
But it wears off eventually.
But if I mix that venom with Mu Tong root, then the effect becomes permanent.
Madness will reign throughout the two-leggers.
[shouting.]
In the chaos [darkly.]
we shall seize the power that is rightfully ours.
But but how could you have enough venom for that? I have more than enough hidden away in a secret location, and you're gonna help me deliver it into the valley's water supply.
But You'd prefer to go back to the two-leggers, with their hate and fear and jokes at your expense? [sighs.]
Viper? Where are you? It's time to decide, little sister.
Are you a snake or aren't you? Viper! Oh, what a relief.
I'm so sorry about the dumb things I said.
- Po.
- Look, you're nothing like that scaly loser.
You're one of us.
Now let's catch that creepy cobra and lock him up for good.
Viper? [screams.]
Viper! You bit me.
[groans.]
[giggling.]
Welcome back to the family little sister.
[groans.]
[evil laugh.]
That was cold! Ruthless! I love it! [grunts.]
Nothing clever to say now, Po? No stupid snake joke? [groans.]
[chuckling.]
Oh, you are bad.
I knew you had it in you, little sister.
You lose, panda.
We win.
Very exciting, folks.
We're minutes away from opening the sluice gate.
Water for everyone! [cheers and applause.]
[tense music.]
No sign of Fu-Xi.
Perhaps Po and Viper have already caught up to him.
What if they didn't? You're not a "tea cup's half full" kind of guy, are you? Oh, they're so proud of this thing they've built.
But one drink from their new water supply and the entire valley will belong to the serpents! Poison the water supply? And you're gonna let him? What's the matter with you? I don't believe this! Aah! [grunts.]
[clank.]
Here it is my fear toxin.
[lid clanks.]
Now to add the Mu Tong root.
No! Yah! [screams, groans.]
We don't have time for this! - Finish him! - Huh? - I warned you, Po.
- Viper, this isn't you! You've had this coming for a long time now.
Yah! - Huh? - What are you doing? Sorry, Fu-Xi.
Your reign of terror ends now.
Viper! Ha! I knew it! You're not all evil and nasty.
Shifu sent me to uncover Fu-Xi's plan.
I had to find the hidden venom before I could make my move.
But you bit him.
I saw you.
Paralyzing shoulder pinch.
I'd never bite one of my best friends.
- Traitor! - Po! Gyah! [creaking.]
[grunting fiercely.]
[both grunt.]
[screams.]
Ha! [gasps.]
Oh.
I trusted you, and you betrayed me! Oh, darn.
[tree trunk creaks, cracks.]
[all screaming.]
[both grunting.]
Ahh! Wah! Don't let the venom spill in the water! [both grunting.]
[roars.]
Ooh! [grunting.]
[chuckles.]
[chomps.]
Aah! [grunts.]
Aah! [grunts.]
Waah! Woah.
[yells.]
Hey! Nyah! Po! [screams.]
[gasps.]
The venom! [burbling.]
[screams.]
Po! [grunts.]
Aah! [grunts savagely.]
[tail whips.]
[evil laugh.]
Cups ready, folks.
When the water comes through, let's take a big drink to celebrate.
[all cheering.]
[grunts.]
No! Can't let the water reach the village! [both grunting.]
[grunting.]
[log creaking.]
You're mine.
Oh! Come on! Come on! [log crackling.]
[grunts.]
[both screaming.]
[water rushes.]
Let the water flow! [all cheering.]
[disappointed groans.]
Fu-Xi must have wrecked the aqueduct.
I'm not so sure about that.
[groans.]
What happened? My head went all loopy.
[laughs.]
Viper! Viper? Viper! [gasps.]
Viper! [grunts.]
Viper, speak to me.
Please.
[weakly.]
I-I'm sorry I had to trick you, Po.
- It was the only way.
- But you saved everyone.
Don't know about Fu-Xi, though.
Oh! I would have shared my kingdom with you.
Hurting others doesn't fix the hurt that's been done to you.
Forget your hate.
Be the hero you once were.
How could you choose the two-leggers over me? Especially that panda.
He hates all snakes.
- Wha-ha! Not really.
Just you.
- Viper! - Yah! Huh? Yah! [screaming.]
Ooh! [babbles.]
[body hits ground.]
[light music.]
- Nice work, Master Viper.
- Thank you.
You know, you didn't have to keep me in the dark.
It's not like I would have said the wrong thing and blown it and yeah, I guess I see your point.
Look! It's Viper! She saved everyone from that terrible cobra! [all cheering.]
- I love you, Viper.
- Oh, I love you too.
I'm sorry I was such a jerk, Viper.
But I hope now you realize just how much everyone cares for you.
I do.
I just feel badly for Fu-Xi.
He was a great and noble soul once.
Yeah, well, you know what they say about snakes.
[silence.]
Uh they're fantastic.
Am I right? Give it up.
[screams.]
I had that coming.
[groans.]