Lab Rats (2012) s03e08 Episode Script

So, what do you think? I think you're begging for a gang of bikers to do rotten things to you.
Are those my pants? Not anymore.
I call it "a daven-cycle".
She's got auto-pilot, laser-guided weapon systems, and a tiny little flower vase, to brighten your day.
Whoa, cool.
Throw in a tiny basket for Chase to ride in and we're good to go.
(Static) Hello? Anybody home? (Douglas laughs) He hacked you again? Would it kill you to spend $40 on some security software? Love the new lab, Donnie.
Ooh, tunnels! Industrial, yet classy.
Take a hint, ex-brother.
There's a reason why none of us accepted your buddy requests.
Oh, I accepted it.
What? His updates are hilarious! "Looking forward to a weekend of evil, winky-face.
" Listen, I don't have a lot of time, Krane'll be back soon.
He went out to get his head waxed.
Fascinating.
You know what? It might sound like I'm hanging up.
Wait! Wait, wait, wait! This isn't another trick! You're in danger! Krane has completely lost it! Oh, wow! So, the guy who keeps implanting himself with bionics is unstable? Who could have seen that coming? I'm serious! Krane is using my technology to give himself new abilities I didn't even know were possible! He's a ticking time-bomb, and he sees you three as a threat! Hey! What about me?! I'm dangerous! Yeah, there's always a chance you might faint on somebody.
Look, Adam, Bree, Chase And Leo, can handle anything.
And after all you've done to this family, why should we trust you? Well, I Give me a minute.
Take all the time you want.
Oh, thanks.
I (Static) Douglas is up to something.
He's obviously trying to distract us with this Krane guy.
Well, maybe so, but what if he's telling the truth? Yeah.
We've seen Krane face-to-face.
He's a total creep.
Yeah.
Nice eyes, though.
Trust me, this is exactly what Douglas wants.
Don't fall for his trap.
My brother is the real threat.
(Electricty surging) (Krane grunting and screaming) Narrator: The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us.
Faster.
Smarter.
The next generation of the human race is Living in my basement?! Good news.
We're kicking Chase off the team?! No.
Until I figure out what's going with Douglas, nobody's going to school.
Aw, no way! I'm gonna miss my chemistry test! Nerdiest sentence ever.
Well, Leo already left.
I sent Tasha to pick him up.
In the meantime, we have a new state of the art security fence, capable of withstanding any threat.
Even bionic ones.
Behold! The Wait! Let me guess! "The daven-fence"! No, that's lame.
This is the new cyber security perimeter daven-wall! I control it remotely from my wrist.
Robotic voice: Lab security perimeter engaged.
Whoa.
Yeah.
And this little baby can only be turned on and off using my own personal thumb print.
Mr.
Davenport, I applaud your efforts, but I could easily break out of this thing by using my fingerprint recognition app.
Uh, actually, ya can't.
I removed my fingerprints from your database.
But, I can come and go anytime I want, by wearing this.
But, wait.
What if you lose the remote? We'll be stuck in here forever.
I'm not gonna lose the remote.
But, what if it runs out of batteries? It doesn't use batteries.
What if you lose your thumbs?! I'm not gonna lose my thumbs! Just because he says it confidently does not mean it can't happen.
(Bell rings) (Girly yell) I mean (Manly yell) Relax.
I am relaxed.
I'm very relaxed! Let's do this spiky! Let's get real! You done? Oh.
Giving up, I see.
What do you want? You're smart, Leo.
You knew about me and Marcus before anybody else.
So you have to believe me about Krane.
All right.
Talk.
Krane and I used to be on the same page; get my kids back, use 'em to rob banks, pull scams, you know, garden variety bad guy stuff.
But I was never gonna hurt them.
Marcus tried to kill me! I said "them"! Listen, Krane is completely out of control! He's got a serious score to settle with the world, and now he has the bionics to do it.
Why does he want Adam, Bree, and Chase? He doesn't want them, he wants to destroy them! They're the only ones who can stand in his way.
Look, I'm scared, Leo.
And you should be, too.
Watch this.
(Music starts playing) Oh, sorry.
That's my fortieth birthday party.
We had a burger truck.
Stop it.
This is it.
(Power surging and Krane yelling) Yeah, that dude's no joke.
So, what am I supposed to do? Talk to my brother.
He'll believe you.
I gotta get back before Krane blows a gasket.
Literally.
He has one under here.
Davenport on phone: Hello? Hey, big D, it's Leo.
Listen What? Speak up.
I can't hear you.
It's Leo! Listen, Douglas just came by school, and I hate to say it, but I think he's telling the truth about Krane.
Ha ha, just kidding! You got my voicemail.
Beep's on you.
(Douglas whistling) Oh, hey.
Sorry I'm late.
I was at the grocery store.
The girl from the deli says "hello".
Nice try.
I know where you've been.
Yeah, you got me.
I talked to the kid.
But I was just trying to turn him over to our side.
Our side? I work alone now.
I don't need you anymore.
OKay Well you coulda told me that before I gave you my share of this month's rent.
Well, I, uh I guess I'll just get going, then.
(Choking sounds) Good riddance.
Awesome! Let's see, what else can I throw? Don't even think about it.
Something's wrong.
Leo just left a message that Douglas showed up at school, and now I can't find him or Tasha.
Oh, well I'm sure we'll find them if you keep us locked down here in the basement.
(Static) Help! Help! Can anybody hear us?! Help us! I knew it.
Douglas has them! Guess again.
Guys, don't worry.
We'll get you out of there.
Chase, don't make promises you can't keep.
So you're Victor Krane.
Love the face.
Do you get all the premium channels on that thing, or Enough.
Hand over the bionic kids.
(Scoffs) Not gonna happen.
This isn't a game.
I've sent you my coordinates.
They have ten minutes to get here, or I downsize your family.
Donald! (Static) I got him! He's at the corner of Prescott and maple.
Oh, nice neighborhood.
Crime does pay.
Let's go! No! There's too many unknowns with this Krane guy.
This one I do alone.
(Adam snorts) You?! Yes, me! Aw, it's so cute when he gets all macho! Okay, no offense, but if this guy's too dangerous for us, then how are you gonna beat him? With this.
My thermal blaster.
Trust me, you do not wanna be on the wrong end of this baby.
Oh.
This is the most powerful weapon I've ever created.
It's like carrying around a lightning bolt.
It will fry Krane's circuits for good.
Or you can wear your motorcycle outfit and he'll die of laughter.
Look, Mr.
Davenport, you can't go alone.
Krane is a powerhouse! He's the toughest enemy we've ever faced! My daven-cycle will get me there in plenty of time.
I'll have Leo and Tasha home by dinner.
Okay But if you're not back by You know, I am a fairly well-known TV personality, and this could bring a lotta heat your way.
I've seen your reporting.
I'm doing the world a favor.
Hey, if you hurt my family, I will hunt you down, so you better take me out, too.
All right.
(Knuckles cracking) Box it is.
Sweetie, you gotta stop talking.
Adam, Bree, and Chase will be here any minute, and they will take care of you! No, they won't.
Your egocentric husband will try to be a hero and play right into my hands.
Sorry I'm late.
No You're right on time.
(Grunting and yelling) What's happening? I don't know how he's doing it, but he's draining all the power from my blaster! (Krane laughs) Okay, well that was the main thrust of my plan.
I guess it's gonna be hand-to-hand combat.
And we're doomed.
You blocked me outta the lab with your litts security fence.
Turn it off.
Never! I figured you'd say that, so I'm gonna give you a choice.
Adam, Bree, and Chase Or them.
It's up to you.
I'll never make that choice.
How about now? What is that? An exothermic energy field.
It's like a microwave.
Good for chicken.
Bad for humans.
They should be well-done I about six minutes.
Look, just let them go.
Take me instead.
Well, that wouldn't be as much fun.
But you can stop this.
All you gotta do is turn off the security perimeter.
Tick-tock.
Hurry! We have to get out of here and help them! I'm trying! I hacked through the encryption, but it won't let me go any further without a fingerprint.
Ooh! I have a fingerprint! I meant Mr.
Davenport's.
Why would I have Mr.
Davenport's fingerprint? Think, Chase! Think! Hey.
Isn't that his coffee mug? Ah, good one.
Let's have a cup of Joe and talk about the good old days while Chase figures it out.
Stop.
Bree's right.
I can use my fingerprint recognition app to pull his thumbprint from the cup.
Then we can shut down the perimeter.
Okay, but, if that doesn't work, I got one of 'em's bound to do something.
Donald! Do something! Stop! They have nothing to do with it! And yet, they seem to have everything to do with it.
Don't give in, big d! We can take it! Really?! Oh yeah! Okay, that burns! Yeah! Stop talking to him! You're running out of time.
Just stop! (Groans of agony) I thought you were smarter than this.
You will never beat me.
Give me Adam, Bree, and Chase, or you will lose everything.
(Davenport's watch beeps) What's that? Nothing, my fantasy football team is winning.
Robotic voice: Lab security perimeter disengaged.
Why'd you turn it off? I didn't! It's okay, I can re-arm it from here.
Too late! He can geo-leap?! I haven't even cracked that yet! You know what, I'd love to help with that if my brain cells weren't boiling! Come on, let's get outta here.
Not so fast.
Quick! Turn the fence back on! Get us outta here! I can't use my thermal blaster 'cause Krane drained all the power out of it.
What kind of evil villain's lair doesn't have a large device for cutting metal? Just do something! I can't take much more.
Wait! This lab must be tied to a huge power source.
Can't you patch that in to the thermal blaster? Yes! And if I reverse the polarity, it'll pull the heat from the cube and burn a hole in the door! I-is that safe? I don't know.
Maybe we should consult the manual before we rush into anything.
Just do it! Okay, here goes.
Hot, hot, hot.
You're burning me.
You're burning me.
You're burning me.
So How would you like your lives to end? Living on Mars.
I accidentally take off my helmet.
Get him! Later, freak.
(Loud thud) (Sounds of Adam and Krane fighting below) Got him! Never mind, get him! Well, this has been fun.
But all good things Must come to an end! Hi, kids.
Good to see ya.
I thought I finished you.
Yeah, that's what I wanted you to think.
I'm gettin' pretty good at faking my own death.
Good luck faking your way around this! (Douglas gasps, coughs) Kids You might wanna leave for this next part.
Dude! You finally did something! I shoulda done this a long time ago.
Guys! Oh, no! You You let him get away! Get out of my house.
No! Mr.
Davenport, it's okay! Douglas saved us from Krane.
Saved you? He's the reason we're having to fight Krane in the first place.
Don, I can explain You're lucky I'm letting you go.
Now get out of here before I change my mind.
Hey, if you're gonna blast him, can you get it over with? 'Cause this is getting really uncomfortable.
Hey.
What are you guys doing? Safely watching you from outside the cyber perimeter that we just turned on.
Ah, I see.
This is revenge for me trapping you in the lab.
Nah, the real revenge will happen when you touch the fence.
We upped the voltage.
I should know, I touched it three times.
Yep.
And then we upped it again.
The slightest contact will short-circuit the entire house.
And leave you hairless.
Enjoy! I get it, you guys want me to think it's on, but it's not really on.
Whatever you need to tell yourself.
Of course, you would expect me to think it's not on, therefore, it may actually be on.
It's a real possibility, isn't it? Bye-bye! But only a fool would think it's on, and I'm no fool.
I'm a genius! So there is absolutely no way that this thing is on.
(Davenport shrieking like a girl)