Rabbids Invasion (2013) s03e08 Episode Script

1 - [man.]
Give me a "B.
" - [rabbid.]
Ba ba ba ba ba.
[man.]
Give me a lot of "ha.
" [woman singing operatically.]
[both scream.]
[title music.]
# Ho hee # Baa [tires screeching.]
# Ba, ba, baa # Ba ba Ba, baa Ba Ba - # Ba # - # Aaah # Baa Ho hee Zo zee [singing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" in gibberish.]
[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish.]
[drum riff.]
# Ba-baa # - [humming.]
- [screen squeaking.]
[sighs.]
Uh-huh.
Bwa bwa.
[slurping.]
Mmm.
[gibberish.]
Bwa bwa bwa.
[gulping.]
Bwa ba ba ba ba, bwa ba.
- Bwa ba.
- Oh ho.
[gibberish.]
Oh oh.
- Oh - [gibberish.]
Bwa ba ba ba.
[whimpers.]
Bwa ba! [whimpering.]
[sniffles.]
[wailing.]
Bwa? - [sobbing.]
- Bwa ba? [gibberish.]
Oh, bwa ba? [gibberish.]
Bwa Oh? Bwa? [gibberish.]
[gibberish continues.]
Bwa? [grunting.]
[hair dryer blowing.]
Bwa ba, bwa ba ba ba [music.]
Heh-heh.
[zapping.]
[gasps.]
Bwa Ooh eee ah.
.
- [beeping, zapping.]
- [humming.]
[shouting happily.]
[gibberish.]
Oh-ho-ho [rabbids.]
Bwa ba ba [shouting and laughing.]
- Ooh.
- Bwa ba ba.
- Aah! - Bwa ba ba! Oh [gibberish.]
Ooh! [grunting.]
[groaning.]
Oh aah! [groaning.]
[grunting.]
[gibberish.]
Ba? Ba ba.
Ah [gibberish.]
Ba bwa.
[frantic gibberish.]
[gibberish.]
[groans.]
[frantic gibberish.]
Ooh ah! Bwa ba ba ba! Ba ba, ba ba ba Ba ba! Bwa? Oh bwa Huh? Huh bwa ba ba.
Bwa! [laughs, gasps.]
[groans.]
Oh oh? Bwa-ha! Ah, mmm Bwa-ah - Hmm? Oh, bwa ba ba.
- Mm, bwa ba ba.
Aha, aha oh? Bwa ooh! B-b-b-bwa Hmm [grunting.]
Bwa ooh.
[gibberish.]
Bwa bwa bwa Mm-hmm.
[gibberish.]
[whirring.]
Bwa ba ba! [zapping.]
[laughing, muttering happily.]
Hmm aah Hmm, hmm? - Bwa ba! - Bwa ba ba.
Oh bwa! Mmm - Bwa - Bwa ba? Bwa ba ba ba! Ha-ha! [gibberish.]
[music.]
Bwa ba ba! Bwa ba ba oh! Bwa ba? Bwa baa! [gibberish.]
Bwa ba ba Huh? Oh.
[gasping.]
[frantic gibberish.]
Bwa ba ba? Bwa Ba ba ba, ba ba ba.
[gasping, frantic gibberish.]
Bwa - Oh - Oh [music.]
- Bwa - Bwa [together.]
# Bwa ba ba! # [excited gibberish.]
Bwa ba ba! [both growling.]
[karate yelling.]
Bwa ba Aha bwa ba [gulps.]
[gasps.]
Buh-oh.
Hmm-mm [gasps.]
[excited gibberish.]
[both snicker.]
Oh ho hmm-mm? [screaming.]
[shouting.]
Uh-oh.
[angry gibberish.]
[whistling.]
Hmm? Bwa ba.
Bwa ba! Bwa! Oh bwa ba ugh! [laughing.]
[grunting.]
Bwa ba ba ba! [both shouting.]
[grunting.]
- [buzzing.]
- Huh? [groaning.]
[dazed gibberish.]
[laughing gibberish.]
Ooh oh! Ah! [groaning.]
Oh ooh? Bwa ba [groaning.]
[laughing.]
Bwa ba ba wa ba.
[gasping.]
Bwa ba?! Bwa? Oh, bwa ba ba ba.
Bwa ba ba ba, ba.
[zapping.]
Huh? Oh oh? Oh.
Bwa? [gibberish.]
- [clank.]
- Oh? Bwa Oh [sobbing.]
[gibberish.]
Bwa oh! - [indistinct conversation.]
- Ah, bwa oh! [gasping.]
Bwa! Bwa! Bwa ba ba ba.
[beeping.]
[zapping.]
[music.]
[machines beeping.]
[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish.]
[drum riff.]
# Ba-baa! # [laughing.]
[camera flashing.]
[humming.]
[female computer voice.]
Space-time functions activated.
Destination: minus three million years.
- Ah bwa ba.
- Ready for takeoff.
[humming.]
Bwa? - Bwa ba ba.
- Bwa! [laughs.]
Bwa ba ba ba.
[gibberish.]
Oh.
Bwa ba.
Ooh eee.
[brakes squeal.]
Ah fresh air at last.
It's gonna be awesome to camp out in the forest, just the two of us.
Right, Grandma? You said it, Zachy.
It'll make a nice change from your computer screens and all those wacky stories about alien beavers.
Alien rabbits, Grandma, and they're Oh, whatever.
[sighs.]
What? Where are the sleeping bags? And the tent? What for? We'll sleep on the ground.
And tomorrow we can chop down a few trees, just like I used to do back in my lumberjack days.
Uh, let me just order a sleeping bag on the Internet, uh - Certainly not! - Huh?! - No technology this weekend.
.
- Oh Aah all right, let's get some shuteye.
- Good night, Zachy-poo.
- Oh [grunting and yelling.]
[computer voice.]
Destination changed.
[beeping, zapping.]
[Grandma snoring.]
Man, no sleeping bag, no tent, lots of creepy-crawly Aah! - [whoosh, bang.]
- Huh? - [zapping.]
- Huh? What the? - Ooh! - Oh, no Oh.
.
bwa ba ba ba ba.
[laughs.]
[muttering.]
Hmm? Aah [gibberish.]
[gibberish continues.]
[birds squawking.]
Bwa [music.]
Huh? Aah! Huh? Bwa Oh? Oh? Bwa ba? Grandma, Grandma, you gotta wake up.
- Bwa ba?! - Aah! Bwa ba? Bwa ba ba? Aah, he must be calling for backup.
I've gotta make him shut up.
[gibberish.]
[humming.]
[click, buzz.]
Bwa ba? - [gibberish.]
- [buzzing.]
Hmm? Bwa! [excited gibberish.]
Okay, let's do this.
Bwa ba? Huh? [gasping.]
Come on, Zach, you can do it.
[excited gibberish.]
Bwa ba? Bwa ba? Bwa ba? Bwa ba? Bwa ba? - [twig snaps.]
- Huh? - Bwa ba! - Aah! Bwa ooh Bwa! [grunting.]
Hmm huh? Aah [chuckling.]
- Bwa ba.
- Aah! Another one.
[gibberish.]
[beeping.]
[male computer voice.]
Greetings, human.
Huh? You can talk? [laughs.]
I knew it! You're intelligent.
[gibberish.]
Indeed.
Highly intelligent.
Glad somebody finally noticed.
Uh please don't hurt me.
Could you please give me back that precious object? It belongs to me.
Never! Bwa Dismayed sigh.
[groaning and muttering.]
My, my glasses huh? [grunting.]
Huh? Ooh Bwa ba.
Human, I promise I mean you no harm - He, he's gonna get me.
- Human Gotta call the cops, call the army Huh? Oh [Grandma screams.]
Huh? Grandma! Hang on, Grandma, I'll save you! - [screams.]
- You think I'm gonna be afraid, huh? You don't know what it is you bargained for, psycho! Oh! Huh? - [chainsaw whirring.]
- Aah oh! Oh, dear.
Oh! Oh bwa ba? Oh Oh, bwa ba.
[Zach gasps.]
Grandma Bwa ba! [gasps.]
You monster! [grunts.]
Oh [laughing.]
[chainsaw whirring.]
Bwa, oh! [Zach screams.]
Oh, now you're running.
Come back here with my saw! Get back here! So sorry to interrupt you, but I really must insist.
Put that down! [chainsaw whirring.]
[grinding.]
[grunts.]
Bwa! [grinding.]
Aah! [shouting gibberish.]
[groaning.]
Huh? Aah! Aah, get off me! Hang on, Zach! I got this! Grandma? [grunts.]
Whoopsie.
- Bwa ba! - [Grandma screaming.]
Take that, you oh! Oh ugh.
[relieved gibberish.]
[chainsaw buzzing.]
Aah aah! - Aah - [click.]
[chainsaw stops.]
Oh [both sighing.]
Bwa booit? [female computer voice.]
Space-time functions activated.
Destination: minus three million years.
Bwa ba bwa ba ba.
Destination changed.
[shouting gibberish.]
Aah! [shouting gibberish.]
[groaning.]
What on earth was all that about? Aliens alien rabbits who wanna take over the world.
And they almost chopped us into pieces.
Oh, don't be so dramatic.
I always remove the chain.
Otherwise it's way too dangerous.
[sighs.]
[muttering.]
[happy gibberish.]
[camera flashing.]
[chattering.]
[roaring.]
[screams.]
[shouting gibberish.]
Bwa ba ba.
[slurping.]
[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.
5" in gibberish.]
[drum riff.]
# Ba-baa! # [narrator.]
Previously on "Rabbids Invasion" I'll be the very first man to enter the brain of a rabbit! Eee! - Aah! - Bwa! [woman's voice.]
What have you done?! [Gina.]
I don't wanna be a rabbit! - Do something! - Uh, here's your glasses.
- This is your fault! - Oh, what have I done? - What have I done?! - John! Nothing to worry about! It's okay, Gina.
Bwa ba ba I just have to reverse the process.
Easy.
- Cut that out! - Okay.
Okay, everything's gonna be all right, Gina.
- [buzzing.]
- Aah! [screaming.]
Oh, no! - [screaming.]
- Gina! [humming.]
[music.]
Mm-hmm.
[gibberish.]
Bwa ba ba oh.
- Bwa - Bwa ba oh! [others.]
Shh - Bwa - Bwa? Bwa.
[all exclaiming.]
Bwa ah [gibberish.]
[all exclaiming.]
Bwa ba ba ba ba.
[all exclaiming.]
[music playing on TV .]
Bwa hmm.
[water dripping.]
Oh ugh Oh Uh oh! Huh? - [flies buzzing.]
- Oh, oh, that stinks.
Ugh Dear, I hope there aren't any rabbits around here.
Oh, oh, oh! What's that? Oh, oh whoa! Oh! [muttering.]
[machine beeping.]
Ah huh [female computer voice.]
Departure in ten seconds.
- Oh - Nine - Okay, I don't see any rabbits.
- Eight - I can, I can handle this.
- Seven - Six - [click, machine stops.]
Bwa huh? - [yelling.]
- [screaming.]
Get your paws off me! Oh, how rude! All these rabbits are so stupid! [gasps.]
[puzzled gibberish.]
I should be trying to find a way to fix John's idiotic blunder.
Hmm I think I got it.
Oh [romantic music playing.]
- Aah! - A condenser I need a neutron condenser to make it work.
Bwa? [muttering.]
[clears throat.]
[gibberish.]
[gasps.]
It's a condenser.
How did you know? Can you understand me? Uh-huh, uh-huh [muttering.]
- [feedback shrieks.]
- [screaming.]
Get out of here! Oh, you're just a stupid rabbit.
Oh! [sighing.]
Hmm? What now? - [gibberish.]
- [male computer voice.]
I'm not just a stupid rabbit.
I'm a scientist like you.
See? I can speak.
Oh, so now we've got talking rabbits.
I must be going crazy.
So maybe you can tell me.
Where did the other stupid rabbits go? If I see one, I'm gonna lose it.
[gibberish.]
Um, I'm not overly fond of them myself.
They're gone.
They all left for the annual rabbit migration.
Migration? - Uh, ha ha ha.
- Embarrassed laugh.
[music playing.]
- Hmm? - Bwa ba? [all screaming.]
So who's that then, the ones who missed the bus? - [gibberish.]
- It's just a recording for my rabbit anthropological thesis.
Just a second, I'll go check.
[rabbids screaming and crying.]
[screaming and crying stop.]
Hmm ah - [gibberish.]
- It's all right now.
Those rabbits won't disturb us again.
What? What rabbits? Uh [nervous gibberish.]
Uh, my recording.
- Oh.
Whatever.
- Bwa ba? [gasps.]
Bwa ba ba, bwa ba ba.
Aah! Shh [gibberish.]
- Bwa.
- Bwa ba ba? [gasping.]
- Aah! - [both screaming.]
- Bwa [gibberish.]
- Oh, my, a neural transmitter coupled to a particle condenser.
- That's brilliant.
- Uh-huh.
But what's the colander for? Oh, to use as a helmet.
Once I'm wearing it, you just plug it in and then press this button here and I'll be transformed back into my human form.
I don't want to spend my whole life in this ridiculous rabbit body.
- [gibberish.]
- This ridiculous rabbit body Oh, I, I didn't mean you, of course.
I, I find your little beard very, uh, very charming.
Aah Delighted blushing.
[romantic music.]
- Bwa ba! - Aah! Huh? Did I just hear a rabbit? - [gibberish.]
- It was nothing, my dear.
[laughing.]
- Uh - Just me.
Aah ee! Ha-ha.
That box is moving.
- [gibberish.]
- No, it's, uh, probably just a box migration, you know, ha-ha-ha.
[scoffs.]
Migration? Whatever - Huh? - Ah huh.
Huh? - Bwa ba ba.
- Bwa ba ba.
[excited gibberish.]
Bwa ba! [shouting fades.]
Whew Gina? Gina, don't worry.
I, I'm coming to get you.
I [screaming.]
Huh? Huh oh.
- [gibberish.]
- I suppose this is where we say goodbye.
Oh thank you.
Uh, why don't you transform yourself too? - [gibberish.]
- It's impossible.
I have to get back to where I came from.
Well, put the helmet on and we'll go together.
We can survive on quantic mathematics.
Press here.
Come on.
You can do it.
Uh, hmm - Gina! - Bwa? Is that you, Gina? I'm here to save you.
- En garde! - Ooh! [zapping.]
[all screaming.]
Aah! Rabbits! Wha? [rapid gibberish.]
Oh, no! [screaming.]
[all wailing.]
Uh, oof! Oh, I'm sorry, Gina.
John! Oh [laughing.]
Don't worry, Gina.
I've got everything under control.
[zapping, screaming.]
[groaning.]
Ah! Finally! Huh? [laughing.]
Oh! Bwa ba So, John, we're going to have a little talk about this.
- [thumping.]
- Ow! Gina! - I said I'm sorry.
- That's not enough!