Rescue Me s03e08 Episode Script
Karate
Previously on rescue me I was out with your sister Last night.
Turns out she really Likes it when I get into fights.
Maggie, what do you want? I want you to be My boyfriend.
You want to be with me Because, what, I punched some Guy in the face? Yes.
I got to work.
They couldn't get someone Else to cover? They all got seniority.
You gotta get out of That house.
Just wondering if I can Maybe just crash here for A little while, you know? You take the master bedroom.
I haven't been able to sleep in There since she left anyway.
Grope, ass grab, tit rub.
There's no way shirley got Ahold of her.
Well, who else would give A shit? Roofies and viagra.
What are roofies? It's the date rape drug.
Thanks.
What the hell happened? Look familiar? Could be survivor's guilt.
That's the one.
That's it.
That's definitely it.
Who's the chick? Her name's Paula.
She's sweet.
Yeah, you bangin' her? You screw around behind My back, we're through.
Why don't you pay him When you get home.
These guys friends of yours? Yeah.
They work at my Firehouse.
They just lost you your job.
Get your fat ass out of here.
Oh, no.
What? My ex.
I can't believe it.
This guy won't let it go.
All right.
I didn't plan for This right now.
Tommy, I'm telling you, Sebastian's crazy.
His name is sebastian? I'm your dirty, little whore.
Yeah, daddy! You know why she's marrying You, right? Because I'm a big, strong, Attractive almost thin guy who's Not afraid to express himself Justice wise.
No, because you're trapped In here, and she knows You're not gonna cheat on her.
Shit.
That's gotta be tough, Huh, Tommy? Knowing I'm bangin' Your ex.
Knowing you're never Gonna get mine.
Tommy yeah? I always knew that you'd be Good at that.
Forget about her.
Forget About the whole thing.
Right now, all that matters Is us.
All right? Right.
Wow.
You got a light? You know, Somebody should invent a lighter That you can hang around your Neck, or you can stick somewhere So you boo! Jesus Christ, stack.
Hey, laurel and hardy.
Got a light? Yeah.
Who's your little friend? This is blackjack.
Oh, yeah.
Great nickname.
So, what up, white people? How are you? This is one of our new Urban recruits.
What did that take, about Hey, how's the family? They're fine.
You know, Mickey and cullen are off to College.
Stacy's taking Ballet lessons.
Terry wants to Be the next donald trump.
Marty's trying to save The world.
They Fight like cats and dogs.
Tip's cute as a button.
Ov to 73.
You got heavy fumes In the basement.
The job? Sure.
Hey, stack, what are you Weighing now? Uh 230.
You know what, 230 my ass.
I'm telling you.
The guy's Built like a goddamn horse.
Yeah.
That would make Jack The jockey, right? Yeah.
Blackjack.
Great name.
Hey, how many black jockeys Do you know? I don't even know that many Black people.
I mean, probably A total of 5.
Two of those are Reggie Jackson and barry bonds, Who I hate, by the way.
Yeah.
Mayday, mayday.
We got a Gas explosion.
There's guys Trapped in the basement.
Let's go.
What have you got? Jesus Christ.
I got a rope here.
What? I got a rope.
Well, follow it down.
Go to stack.
Go to stack To the right.
Probie! Franco, what's going on? Went in after him, there was A huge collapse.
This thing's Blocked solid.
All right 62 to camp, 62 To camp.
Are you there? Mikey? No, damn it.
It's got to be another way In there.
Yeah, yeah, Tommy.
It could Be down the hall to the left.
All right.
Stack! Stack! Stay with me.
What have we got here? I'm gonna get you out.
Just Stay with me, OK? * on another day, Come on, come on, With these ropes I tied, Can we do no wrong? Now we grieve 'Cause now is gone, Things were good When we were young, With my teeth locked down I can see the blood Of a thousand men Who have come and gone, Now we grieve 'Cause now is gone, Things were good When we were young, Is it safe to say? Come on, come on, Was it right to leave? Come on, come on, Will I ever learn? Come on, come on, Come on, come on, Come on, come on * Oh, hello.
Hey.
How you doing? Good.
Can I come in? Um, it's so pretty outside.
Let's stay outside.
You haven't, uh, returned My calls.
Yeah, I've been super busy.
OK, I, um just wanted to apologize for The other night.
Um I really don't remember Most of it.
You don't remember anything? I remember having dinner.
And then yeah, you went ballistic.
I kind of figured.
Um, when did I start drinking? Right after you started Crying.
What was I crying about? You were crying like a baby About Janet and Johnny, you Were getting all pissed off.
And then you went to The freezer, and grabbed Maggie's bottle of vodka.
Why didn't you stop me? Because then you grabbed A baseball bat, and I thought You were gonna bash my brains In, so I left.
Sorry, I mick, I talked to mick about it.
He's, uh, you know it's fairly common.
You know, I slipped, and then, hopefully, It won't happen again.
OK.
I don't know what you want From me here, so l I guess I thought maybe You'd have some sort of, I don't Know, some kind of insight Into why I did what I did.
Because you feel guilty And you're in denial, you Repress your feelings, and You're a raging alcoholic? But I'm funny.
You'd be right.
All right, well, I just wanted to say I was sorry, And, um, anyways, all right? OK.
Apology accepted.
OK.
See ya.
See ya.
By the way huh? Your ass looks great in Those pants.
You better watch your back Tonight, shithead, you might Get a dose of your own medicine.
Oh, really? Yeah.
You sucker punched me, You douche bag.
You saw it coming.
Yeah, just keep your head Up, dick breath, all right? All right.
Whatever.
Come on, kick some ass, Let's go! You skate like a bitch, Number 18.
Sweetie, the game hasn't Even started yet.
Well, what do you think I Am, stupid? Come on.
Eat shit, Number 44.
She loves hockey.
Can you make a singapore Sling? Oh, um, no hard alcohol.
Just beer, wine, or soda.
Oh, OK.
Give me 6 beers.
Jesus, with the rules Already.
All right.
Give me Hey.
Hey, ready to bang some Heads tonight, Tom? Yep.
Yeah, I heard your probie Pulled stack out of A hot one yesterday.
Yeah, man.
It was pretty Awesome.
Yeah, too bad you're gonna Lose him.
Lose who? Probie.
You don't know? What are you talking about? He was scouting out the 74 Truck the other day.
Noodle Nelson told me.
He's gonna Transfer.
Bullshit.
No.
Good guys at that house Though.
Let's go.
Ladies and Gentlemen, before starting Tonight's contest, please rise To observe a moment of silence To convey our thoughts and Prayers for firefighter John Stackhouse who was critically Injured yesterday while Responding to a call in harlem.
Get well soon, stack.
All right.
Let's play Some hockey.
Yeah! Let's go.
You're playing like a pussy Tonight, Gavin.
Yeah.
You taking your hormone Shots? I believe the proper term Is vagina, OK? You're a pussy.
All right, asshole.
Let's go.
Let's get Another one.
Let me guess.
2 beers? Actually, I'd like To try wine, please.
You want red or white? One of each, please? You gonna hurry it up, Buddy? Too oaky.
Double up on The red, please.
I think you've had enough.
OK.
Gavin, Tommy.
Line change.
All right.
Come on, get back and get Him, boy.
Play d.
Pussy.
I hear your brother's got A big dick.
Your wife told me.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You OK? You look a little Woozy out there.
Eat shit, you friggin' Gorilla.
Let's go.
Bring it on.
What the hell are you doing? Pussy.
That's right.
Get him off The ice, you pansy.
This game is nuts now.
Now you know why Puerto ricans don't play hockey.
Why is that? We'd all be carrying knives.
It'd be a blood bath.
Not to mention all of The hubcaps that would be Stolen off the zamboni.
Come on! Gavin! What the hell, man, are you Crying? No.
Jesus Christ.
This ain't A ladies league, Tommy.
I'm having a tough week, man, All right, so just don't bust My balls, man.
Coming in waves? Yeah.
Yeah.
It's random.
Never know When it's gonna happen.
Survivor's guilt.
You you're like the second Person, like recently, that's mentioned that to me.
I had the same thing.
Yeah? Yeah.
I knew 8 guys down at Ground zero.
One of them was My first partner.
Guy showed me The ropes.
Showed me how the Job worked.
Took me under his Wing, and I had to give the Eulogy at his funeral mass.
I started getting this Survivors' guilt about 3 days After we buried him.
So so did you did you Talk to somebody or something? My dad.
Yeah, his partner, His best friend, you know, got Shot in a drug bust like 20 Years ago.
My old man kicked This door in, he took the shots, And his partner took two right In the dome.
So I figured he'd Be the guy to talk to.
Find out How he coped.
So what did he say? Zilch.
Cracked me one on the face And told me to suck it up.
"Walk it off," he says.
That's what he told me.
Walk it off.
So, did you talk to, like, A doctor or somebody after that? Nah.
Eventually I got a Handle on my own.
How? Booze.
Booze.
Yeah.
I drank a lot.
I still do.
I mean, I don't Drink on the job or anything.
And I'm not drunk right now, but I will be pretty soon.
Like Right after this.
12 beers, Pretty much knock it right out Of your system.
Yeah.
I can imagine.
Well thanks for the advice.
No problem.
You, uh, you want to go for one Maybe? Talk some more? No, actually I'm kind of on The wagon.
Sorry.
Good luck with That one.
Hey, uh you won't mention it to anybody.
What am I, an asshole? I'm just saying.
And I hear you telling Anybody about my thing, I'll Put one right in your ear, Tom.
I swear to God.
Deal? Deal.
All right.
Thanks.
No problem.
Oh, boy.
Hey, Tommy.
What's the matter? Oh, nothing, nothing.
You all right? Yeah.
I'm all right.
Well, the truth is, uh one of the guys mentioned to me That you were thinking of Transferring to another house.
And, quite frankly, uh, you Know, it kind of shocked me.
Cause, you know, you're really Starting to come into your own, You know, lately.
Kind of Firefighting-Wise, and it hurt.
Come here.
What? Thanks, Tom.
I don't want you to Leave, kid.
Good morning.
Hey.
Where'd you get the cash? Birdy finally ponied up.
Four hundred bucks.
That's great.
Yeah, now I can retire to The south of France and gorge Myself on red wine and crepes And stop bathing.
It's a start.
It's nowhere near a start.
But I got a way of turning this Into something.
You're gonna gamble it? I got a tip.
Sure thing.
There's no such thing as A sure thing.
Let me help you.
You've done enough.
Boy, I wish you hadn't Said that.
Look, rose, I don't want to Blame you, you know, but I don't Want your pity or your charity.
If we didn't get mixed up in This, I'd still have bud's Money in hand, Jeannie would be Able to stay where she is.
I could still go back to the Firehouse with some sliver of Dignity.
But that's not the Way it happened.
I need to take Care of my wife.
I nearly forgot that there's Nothing more important in the World to me than that.
Nothing.
Boy, I wish I could say it Had been worth it.
Maybe I'll see you around The neighborhood.
Au revoir, you son of a bitch.
Holy shit.
Hello.
Hey, it's me.
Oh look, I just wanted to call And apologize for the whole Not being able to come thing, You know? Yeah, is that hard on gone Yet, or did you use it to dial The phone? That's funny.
Um, you know, I heard you Talking to your penis.
What? Yeah, the other day in the Bathroom, I heard you talking To it.
What what exactly did you Hear me say? Well, I heard you tell it That you used to fantasize About me and you would go off In, like, 5 seconds.
OK, Tommy.
Whatever, Whatever.
This whole thing is Getting weird.
I'm over it.
I'm Really, I think I'm done.
Oh, come on.
Come on, ange.
Give me another chance, OK? Why? Because just sitting here Listening to your voice, I'm Ready to shoot right now.
I'd Do it to if my windshield Wipers were on the inside of My truck.
Come on.
Are you into me or not? Yeah, baby.
Of course.
Come on.
How about Friday night? OK, but don't jerk off for A couple of days.
You got it.
OK.
Hey, Tommy.
Yeah.
Pass the good news on to your Cock, OK? * well, every time I feel You're coming around You're going down You hit the ground with Every force, it makes No sense or foul.
God bless the son now Make out the whole world oh, sorry.
What, you don't know how To knock? I know how to knock.
It's Not like you were doing Anything.
I wasn't doing anything.
No, you're standing in Front of the mirror half naked, Holding a mini weed whacker up Against your nut Sack.
That's nothing.
Yeah, OK.
I had an epiphany, Tom.
You had an epiphany.
Yeah.
Yeah? Where'd you get that? Quiznos? No, asshole, I was sitting Here, I was stuffing my face, I was reading the paper, I'm Watching TV, I'm feeling Miserable about myself, you Know, Wednesday, and I look in The paper, and there happens to Be a little article about my Old friend candy.
Oh, candy the high end Escort/porn actress.
Make that the high-End Escort/porn actress/drug Dealer.
She got busted Downtown for selling 2 ounces of Coke to some nightclub owner.
Sadly for her, the nightclub Owner also happened to have A little tin star in his Pocket that said DEA.
That's great, but it doesn't Explain why you were just in My toilet manscaping.
I had an epiphany, Tom.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
A new leaf.
Yeah.
I mean, she's in jail.
I can get over it.
I got closure.
Closure.
I'm not gonna piss away The rest of my life, you know, Complaining about what a raw Deal I got.
I'm not gonna be The same old eating, drinking, Sweating, scratching, out of Breath Lou anymore.
This, my Friend, is the new Lou.
This is the new Lou? Yeah.
Interesting because the new Lou looks a lot like the old Lou minus a couple of patches of Pubic hair.
I'm dead, goddamn serious, Tom.
I know.
I get it.
You had a an epiphany.
Yeah.
You know who else Had an epiphany once? Hitler.
Yeah.
Everybody woke up, and all Of a sudden, there were no more Bagels and cream cheese Available in downtown berlin, Not to mention lox and pastrami Sandwiches and speaking of Which, are you finished with This? It's all yours, mein fuhrer.
Danke.
What, are you slaughtering The lamb back there or what? Maggie, come on.
Hey, Sean, did you hear, He just said something.
He didn't say anything.
Yeah, Sean, he did.
Maggie, I'm not gonna fight The filafel guy just so that You can feel loved, OK? You made a face.
You made A face, didn't you? He hasn't taken his eyes off The grill.
I doubt the guy Even understands english.
Camel jockey.
See, you satisfied? No.
All right, Maggie.
What's it Gonna take, huh, for you to Feel love? What do you want, You want to get married, is that It? You want to live happily Ever after? Yeah, yeah.
What? What did you say? You asked me to marry you, I'm saying yes.
No, no, I meant that l when I said that now you don't want to get Married? No, no.
I just, I guess I mean, we've only been Engaged 15 seconds, you're Already getting cold feet? I guess we could get married.
I mean, I love you, and I'm Pretty sure that you love me.
Even though you've never Actually said it.
Sand spook.
I guess you're right.
Maggie Gavin, will you Marry me? I already said yes, doofus.
Come on.
You're totally Serious? Yes.
You're gonna marry me? Yes.
Oh, that is awesome.
This is awesome.
OK, so let's go.
Yeah.
Go where? Let's go to city hall.
For what? Marriage license, justice of The peace.
You know, marriage, Come on.
No, I can't do that right Now.
I can't do that.
It was your idea.
I got to tell my folks.
I mean, my mother would kill me.
Your mom? Oh, my God.
Come on.
It's a big deal For me, Maggie.
I want it to be Like a wedding wedding with a Church and the organ music and Flowers and shit.
Now I'm getting cold feet.
I've been down the aisle 3 Times and none of that shit Buys you any luck.
But it's my first time, OK, So I might want, you know, a lot Of people there and flowers And music.
Who knows, I may Want to sing you a song.
Like An elton John song.
Like Your song.
Music and flowers and Elton John? How gay can you get? Please? You're such a whiny, little Bitch.
Poor bastard.
Ahem.
Namaste.
OK.
I'm thinking about Getting into my old workout Routine, you know, free weights, Nautilus, racquet ball, Stairmaster, lats, abs, you Know, all that shit.
We're not that kind of gym.
This is a yoga gym.
Oh, yoga, eh? It's a great workout.
Really? I thought you just Kind of flopped around on the Floor for an hour or so.
I do that at home every day of The week.
Oh, it's really quite Rigorous.
Most people can't Believe how sore they are after Their first try.
Really? It works every muscle of Your body, but it's more than That.
It's about a state Of mind.
A lifestyle.
Getting centered.
I could use some of that.
My name's epiphany.
Come on.
What? No, I'm sorry.
I've just had Kind of a strange day.
I'm ken.
Hi, ken.
Why don't you take my class Once.
If you don't like it, You don't have to pay for it.
What do you say? I say, lead the way.
You did a nice job with The room, mo.
Chapel looks Beautiful.
You're not supposed to have No flowers or nothing, but me And the boys, we pulled some Strings.
I appreciate it.
It's a Special day.
Hey, guys.
Who's the charlie Manson lookalike over by The door? Ellie's ex.
He's giving her Away.
Where'd she meet him, Hell's angels rally? Here.
Yeah, he's on death row for Killing two guys with a shovel.
A shovel? He served 5 years till his Lawyer found a couple of holes In the case, bam, they had to Let him go.
Week later, he's on the Outside, she's filing for Divorce.
He keeps sending her letters Saying, you know, I'm free, but I'm still guilty of the crime.
So why is he giving her away? She's got no family.
Snake's All she's got witness wise.
His name is snake? Yeah, and according to her, It's not because of the size Of his cock.
Gentlemen.
It's time.
Oh, yeah, daddy.
Next posture.
Put your hands On the mat.
Feet together.
Legs up over the head.
And exhale.
Why is it so hot in here? We turn the heat up on Purpose.
It stretches the Muscles and tendons.
I feel like I'm melting, And I'm a fireman.
You're doing great.
Now Remember to breathe.
Legs up Over the head.
Oh! Mother of God.
Remember to breathe.
Sorry.
It's just the gasses shifting Inside your body.
It's perfectly Natural.
I know.
But it doesn't Make it right.
And legs down.
And breathe.
Theodore, I've loved you From the first time I saw your Picture on the news.
And I Heard what you did to that Piece of garbage drunk driver.
May he burn in hell for all Eternity.
And then when I Finally met you, and you asked Me to be your wife, all my Dreams were fulfilled.
Ellie? Hmm? I looked through a lot of I laid eyes on that onion, I Knew you were the one for me.
And even though my body's Confined in here by concrete, Steel, barbed wire, and men With guns, my heart and soul Walk out that door with you.
Right after we bang out that Conjugal visit.
Well, you better be guilty.
I'll break your neck.
Yeah, just try it, asshole.
Come on, I got a shovel out in My trunk with your name on it.
Get him out.
Get him out Of here.
You're done.
No, no, we're not done! Padre, are we married? By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man And wife.
What about my conjugal Visits? I need to get laid! That's over now.
You know The rules.
Sorry.
Well, let me just see your Ass just once.
Show him your ass.
That's just cruel and Unusual punishment.
No! No! No! Nice rack, huh? Al yi yi.
Can I get you another Margarita? Uh, I'm good actually.
Thanks.
OK.
Just let me know if you Need anything else.
Will do.
Ooh, she likes you.
You think? I know.
She's hot.
You should Go for it.
You know, I've dated Bartenders before.
It never Works out.
I mean, they're Very appealing when they're Serving you drinks, and there's Of you, but once you get rid Of the buffer, you can never Get rid of them.
I'm natalie.
Hi, natalie.
I'm Franco.
Nice to meet you.
Same to you.
So you're flying solo Tonight? Yeah, unfortunately.
I Couldn't raise a wingman.
How about yourself? I just stopped in for one on My way home from work.
What do you do? I'm a bartender.
Oh, uh, I that was a joke.
I'm a photographer.
> Oh.
Cool.
I mean, like for What, a magazine or something? Photo journalism is how I Pay the rent.
But it's the art Of it that appeals to me.
I like To photograph people in the Park, on the street.
Faces tell A story.
Really? So what story does My face tell? I wouldn't know until I Photographed it.
But I'm guessing it's a Complicated one.
No, not really.
It's not That complicated.
I mean, I Wake up.
I go to work, maybe Hit the gym, grab something to Eat and go to bed.
Simple as that.
It's never as simple as that.
Hey, dude.
Where you been? Uh, I just grabbed a beer After work with Tommy.
Oh, yeah.
Where at? Uh, flanagan's.
Up on 60th.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, uh, flanagan's is on This out.
Get off.
You're banging that chick From the bar, aren't you? No.
Oh, you're so full of shit, Mike.
I am not.
Hey, dude.
I'm a guy, you're A guy.
We both know guys screw Around, but you told me, You told me you were a one-Guy Guy.
I am.
That's why I'm screwing Around with a woman.
Ah, see? See, I knew it, man.
You're such a jerk off, Mike.
I'm sorry, Chris.
You know, This thing, I'm confused.
I miss pussy.
Oh, so you're flipping? I'm on the fence.
Oh, OK.
Well, until you get Off the fence and get back in The gay yard where you belong, I want you out of here.
All right, go stay with your Little fag hag girlfriend.
Chris get out! OK.
Santa Maria.
What? That was not at all what I was expecting.
Which was? Truth? Always.
I don't know, I guess I was Expecting to go out, you know.
Pick up some chippie and bring Her back to my crib.
Bang her Brains out to forget about some Shit, but you know, with you, It was, like, uh like what? We just met, right? So, at The risk of incriminating Myself, it was just not my Normal thing, you know.
I mean, Slow, soft, face to face.
Eye contact.
It was just, um it's called intimacy.
I'm not familiar.
So, this shit you're trying To forget, what's her name? No, no.
No, no, no.
I think It's a little soon for that much Truth.
And where do you think you're Going? I am gonna go pee.
And then I'm gonna get my camera and take Your picture.
That way you won't Have to tell me a thing because I'll already know.
Where's your bathroom? Right down the hall and To the left.
Don't run off on me now.
Oh hey, good morning, sunshine.
You're up early.
Well, it's not like I had A choice, Sean.
You're ruining My chi here.
Your what? My chi.
What the hell is that? Hey, there he is.
Good Morning, bro.
You let him in? No, I just came by to help Patch things up, you know.
Brought some tools and wood And stuff.
Thought I would make A little project out of it.
A project.
Yeah.
You forgot my green tea.
Richard gere was in front of Me in line and wiped The place out.
Guess what, bro.
I got big News.
Uh, you're leaving.
No.
It concerns me And Maggie.
Yeah.
You killed her.
No.
Quite the opposite.
We Are getting married.
So you'll kill her in, like No, come on.
Why can't you Guys be happy for me.
This is Like a big deal.
We're gonna Be bros.
Get off me.
We're gonna do all kinds of Great stuff.
We're gonna go Biking and hiking and camping And hanging out, you know.
Ballgames.
It's gonna be great.
Did you say camping? Yes, I did.
I got a tent And everything.
That's cool.
Can I borrow Your hammer? Thanks, man.
Just hit me once on the side Of the head.
Actually 4 times.
Are you giving me immunity? Yep.
Ah, I can't believe how Sore I am.
That stupid yoga Workout.
I didn't lift a thing.
I'm not so sure about that, Lou.
Hey, uh, any of you guys Ever bang an artist? No, but robert maplethorpe Once shoved the business end Of a bullwhip up my ass.
God, I miss the '80s.
Why, are you banging an Artist, frank? Uh, I really wouldn't say I banged her.
I mean, you know Me, I usually go at it like an Oil well, but I don't know, with Nat, it's kind of different.
Really, like how? I guess you could say we Made love.
Oh, really? Like on a beach In the moonlight? Yeah.
Might as well have Been.
So, you're in love with her? No, man.
Jesus Christ, we Just met.
I don't fall That fast.
I mean, she's just All deep and shit.
I don't know, I kind of like it.
Good for you, kid.
Enjoy it.
Hey, you can bring her to The wedding.
Hey, Tommy.
Hi.
What's going on? What's up, bro? What's happening? I just talked to Scott's wife.
How's he doing? It's bad.
Real bad.
Jesus, man.
That guy was A rock.
Is.
Is a rock.
Yeah.
OK.
Thanks, lump.
Good.
All right, pony up, ladies.
We're gonna ride national Anthem to the promised land.
This the reliable source We're talking about? You're right.
It's a guy named lump who Works at the track.
Where's Your faith in humanity? I think I left that down At the southern tip of Manhattan About 41/2 years ago.
Chief, I'll take 30 on that Action.
Put me in for 25.
I'll take 10.
I got 3.
Yeah.
I got a wedding to Pay for.
Tommy's old man sure Ain't footing the bill.
Lou? Come on.
You love to Gamble.
You know how much fun It is.
No means no.
No time for delay.
Hey, kid, Take ths money down to otb.
I've never been to an otb.
Now you'll be charmed.
Just Go up to the window and get 4 $100 exactas.
The number 6 horse Over the two, and the 10 in the Fifth race at Santa anita.
You got it? Um, 4 $100 exactas, the 6 Horse over the 2, and the 10 at The fifth race at Santa anita.
Got it.
Post time's in 20 minutes.
Have nils take you in the Suburban.
Go, go, go, go.
Come on.
Probie, good luck.
Yeah, good luck.
Another 20 bucks says the Kid never makes it.
I'm in.
Let's see what we got.
How you doing, Mike, You all right? Hey, you like this dress? With your back, I'd go Strapless, Sean.
I mean, if It's cool out, you can always Wear, you know, like a light Shawl.
For Maggie.
Hello.
I think she can sober up Long enough to pick out her Own dress.
She doesn't want to be Involved.
You guys set a date yet? Oh, my God.
Don't scare me.
There's just too much to do.
Who's the best man? Um, well, sorry, boys, but Family first.
Right, t? Did you just touch my ass? Hold up, kid.
Hold up.
Go, probie.
Go.
Excuse me.
Hi.
I need 4 $100 exactas, The 5 horse over the 2, and The 10 in the fifth race at Santa anita.
Green tea.
Yummy.
OK, you know what? Her, I'd marry.
Oh, jeez.
Yeah.
Shit, guys.
You should've Seen us.
Me and nilsy were Bombing down broadway, and we Almost clipped this homeless Dude.
It was sick.
I almost Shit myself.
And then I get to The window, and I only had 20 Seconds to what's wrong? They're all tuckered out After a day of fun gambling.
Oh, shit.
The 5 horse lost? No, we all lost.
What did You say, the 5 horse? Yeah, that's what you told Me to bet, right? Holy shit, you stupid son Of a bitch.
Come here, I love you.
Chief, should we leave the Room, what? He bet the wrong horse.
The horse that he bet won.
This thing's worth 15 grand.
We hit it! Hey.
Let's play a game.
I'm gonna Get you off in two minutes.
OK.
OK? Don't think about Baseball.
Don't think about Football.
OK? Don't think about nuns.
Don't think about priests.
Why'd you bring them up? Just focus on me, OK? My tits, my ass, my mouth.
All right, OK? My tits, my ass, and My mouth.
Oh, tits, ass, mouth, OK.
Tits, ass oh oh wow.
God, you're hot.
Oh that was good, right? Oh, that was fast.
Yeah, but fast is good, Right? It was fast.
It was, what, like 15 Seconds, right? Uh, yeah, if you count from When I came in the door.
OK, tell you what.
Let me Have a sandwich, and then wait A couple minutes.
I'll be Ready to go again.
Hmm, OK.
OK, oh OK.
You, uh, want something To eat? Um I'm gonna go in the bedroom And see if you have any Candles or something.
Oh love what you've Done with the place.
Um, why don't you, why don't You come back out to the couch.
You change your mind about That sandwich? Yeah, yeah.
I think I'm Ready to go again.
Come out Here.
Come on, Tommy.
I think the sheets, actually, Haven't been cleaned in awhile, So don't be sh come on.
Oh, this is about Janet.
It's not about Janet.
This is your bedroom.
Oh.
What? Hey, stud.
Is that Janet? Is that angie? Oh, the moment is complete.
She's got a lot of stuff That she left here that she's, You know, still comes to pick Up sometimes.
So she's Probably like maybe pick up a dress.
And you said you admired me, Janet.
I really admire you.
You're a regular mother teresa, I'll tell you.
Both Tommy and Johnny.
This one Can't screw.
Other one can't Laugh.
And yet you find the Time in your day to spread Your legs for both of them.
Modern day mother teresa, I'm telling you.
It's been real.
Not this asshole again.
Angie, please, wait.
Angie.
Another Gavin asshole! Yeah, OK.
Yeah, everybody's All right.
Don't worry About it, OK? I'm gonna kick your ass, Scarecrow.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Little too rich for your Blood, huh, Tommy? Huh? Take a good look, OK? Or remember me the way it was In your mom's backyard, huh? Hanging out in my sweater, Just looking so sexy.
And I'm Gonna remember you the way that You are right now.
Laying on The floor like a piece Of garbage that you are.
Honey, how about a hand, huh? You've got to be kidding me.
What about what you said Inside before? That was for her benefit.
So how do you really feel? Ridiculous.
Turns out she really Likes it when I get into fights.
Maggie, what do you want? I want you to be My boyfriend.
You want to be with me Because, what, I punched some Guy in the face? Yes.
I got to work.
They couldn't get someone Else to cover? They all got seniority.
You gotta get out of That house.
Just wondering if I can Maybe just crash here for A little while, you know? You take the master bedroom.
I haven't been able to sleep in There since she left anyway.
Grope, ass grab, tit rub.
There's no way shirley got Ahold of her.
Well, who else would give A shit? Roofies and viagra.
What are roofies? It's the date rape drug.
Thanks.
What the hell happened? Look familiar? Could be survivor's guilt.
That's the one.
That's it.
That's definitely it.
Who's the chick? Her name's Paula.
She's sweet.
Yeah, you bangin' her? You screw around behind My back, we're through.
Why don't you pay him When you get home.
These guys friends of yours? Yeah.
They work at my Firehouse.
They just lost you your job.
Get your fat ass out of here.
Oh, no.
What? My ex.
I can't believe it.
This guy won't let it go.
All right.
I didn't plan for This right now.
Tommy, I'm telling you, Sebastian's crazy.
His name is sebastian? I'm your dirty, little whore.
Yeah, daddy! You know why she's marrying You, right? Because I'm a big, strong, Attractive almost thin guy who's Not afraid to express himself Justice wise.
No, because you're trapped In here, and she knows You're not gonna cheat on her.
Shit.
That's gotta be tough, Huh, Tommy? Knowing I'm bangin' Your ex.
Knowing you're never Gonna get mine.
Tommy yeah? I always knew that you'd be Good at that.
Forget about her.
Forget About the whole thing.
Right now, all that matters Is us.
All right? Right.
Wow.
You got a light? You know, Somebody should invent a lighter That you can hang around your Neck, or you can stick somewhere So you boo! Jesus Christ, stack.
Hey, laurel and hardy.
Got a light? Yeah.
Who's your little friend? This is blackjack.
Oh, yeah.
Great nickname.
So, what up, white people? How are you? This is one of our new Urban recruits.
What did that take, about Hey, how's the family? They're fine.
You know, Mickey and cullen are off to College.
Stacy's taking Ballet lessons.
Terry wants to Be the next donald trump.
Marty's trying to save The world.
They Fight like cats and dogs.
Tip's cute as a button.
Ov to 73.
You got heavy fumes In the basement.
The job? Sure.
Hey, stack, what are you Weighing now? Uh 230.
You know what, 230 my ass.
I'm telling you.
The guy's Built like a goddamn horse.
Yeah.
That would make Jack The jockey, right? Yeah.
Blackjack.
Great name.
Hey, how many black jockeys Do you know? I don't even know that many Black people.
I mean, probably A total of 5.
Two of those are Reggie Jackson and barry bonds, Who I hate, by the way.
Yeah.
Mayday, mayday.
We got a Gas explosion.
There's guys Trapped in the basement.
Let's go.
What have you got? Jesus Christ.
I got a rope here.
What? I got a rope.
Well, follow it down.
Go to stack.
Go to stack To the right.
Probie! Franco, what's going on? Went in after him, there was A huge collapse.
This thing's Blocked solid.
All right 62 to camp, 62 To camp.
Are you there? Mikey? No, damn it.
It's got to be another way In there.
Yeah, yeah, Tommy.
It could Be down the hall to the left.
All right.
Stack! Stack! Stay with me.
What have we got here? I'm gonna get you out.
Just Stay with me, OK? * on another day, Come on, come on, With these ropes I tied, Can we do no wrong? Now we grieve 'Cause now is gone, Things were good When we were young, With my teeth locked down I can see the blood Of a thousand men Who have come and gone, Now we grieve 'Cause now is gone, Things were good When we were young, Is it safe to say? Come on, come on, Was it right to leave? Come on, come on, Will I ever learn? Come on, come on, Come on, come on, Come on, come on * Oh, hello.
Hey.
How you doing? Good.
Can I come in? Um, it's so pretty outside.
Let's stay outside.
You haven't, uh, returned My calls.
Yeah, I've been super busy.
OK, I, um just wanted to apologize for The other night.
Um I really don't remember Most of it.
You don't remember anything? I remember having dinner.
And then yeah, you went ballistic.
I kind of figured.
Um, when did I start drinking? Right after you started Crying.
What was I crying about? You were crying like a baby About Janet and Johnny, you Were getting all pissed off.
And then you went to The freezer, and grabbed Maggie's bottle of vodka.
Why didn't you stop me? Because then you grabbed A baseball bat, and I thought You were gonna bash my brains In, so I left.
Sorry, I mick, I talked to mick about it.
He's, uh, you know it's fairly common.
You know, I slipped, and then, hopefully, It won't happen again.
OK.
I don't know what you want From me here, so l I guess I thought maybe You'd have some sort of, I don't Know, some kind of insight Into why I did what I did.
Because you feel guilty And you're in denial, you Repress your feelings, and You're a raging alcoholic? But I'm funny.
You'd be right.
All right, well, I just wanted to say I was sorry, And, um, anyways, all right? OK.
Apology accepted.
OK.
See ya.
See ya.
By the way huh? Your ass looks great in Those pants.
You better watch your back Tonight, shithead, you might Get a dose of your own medicine.
Oh, really? Yeah.
You sucker punched me, You douche bag.
You saw it coming.
Yeah, just keep your head Up, dick breath, all right? All right.
Whatever.
Come on, kick some ass, Let's go! You skate like a bitch, Number 18.
Sweetie, the game hasn't Even started yet.
Well, what do you think I Am, stupid? Come on.
Eat shit, Number 44.
She loves hockey.
Can you make a singapore Sling? Oh, um, no hard alcohol.
Just beer, wine, or soda.
Oh, OK.
Give me 6 beers.
Jesus, with the rules Already.
All right.
Give me Hey.
Hey, ready to bang some Heads tonight, Tom? Yep.
Yeah, I heard your probie Pulled stack out of A hot one yesterday.
Yeah, man.
It was pretty Awesome.
Yeah, too bad you're gonna Lose him.
Lose who? Probie.
You don't know? What are you talking about? He was scouting out the 74 Truck the other day.
Noodle Nelson told me.
He's gonna Transfer.
Bullshit.
No.
Good guys at that house Though.
Let's go.
Ladies and Gentlemen, before starting Tonight's contest, please rise To observe a moment of silence To convey our thoughts and Prayers for firefighter John Stackhouse who was critically Injured yesterday while Responding to a call in harlem.
Get well soon, stack.
All right.
Let's play Some hockey.
Yeah! Let's go.
You're playing like a pussy Tonight, Gavin.
Yeah.
You taking your hormone Shots? I believe the proper term Is vagina, OK? You're a pussy.
All right, asshole.
Let's go.
Let's get Another one.
Let me guess.
2 beers? Actually, I'd like To try wine, please.
You want red or white? One of each, please? You gonna hurry it up, Buddy? Too oaky.
Double up on The red, please.
I think you've had enough.
OK.
Gavin, Tommy.
Line change.
All right.
Come on, get back and get Him, boy.
Play d.
Pussy.
I hear your brother's got A big dick.
Your wife told me.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You OK? You look a little Woozy out there.
Eat shit, you friggin' Gorilla.
Let's go.
Bring it on.
What the hell are you doing? Pussy.
That's right.
Get him off The ice, you pansy.
This game is nuts now.
Now you know why Puerto ricans don't play hockey.
Why is that? We'd all be carrying knives.
It'd be a blood bath.
Not to mention all of The hubcaps that would be Stolen off the zamboni.
Come on! Gavin! What the hell, man, are you Crying? No.
Jesus Christ.
This ain't A ladies league, Tommy.
I'm having a tough week, man, All right, so just don't bust My balls, man.
Coming in waves? Yeah.
Yeah.
It's random.
Never know When it's gonna happen.
Survivor's guilt.
You you're like the second Person, like recently, that's mentioned that to me.
I had the same thing.
Yeah? Yeah.
I knew 8 guys down at Ground zero.
One of them was My first partner.
Guy showed me The ropes.
Showed me how the Job worked.
Took me under his Wing, and I had to give the Eulogy at his funeral mass.
I started getting this Survivors' guilt about 3 days After we buried him.
So so did you did you Talk to somebody or something? My dad.
Yeah, his partner, His best friend, you know, got Shot in a drug bust like 20 Years ago.
My old man kicked This door in, he took the shots, And his partner took two right In the dome.
So I figured he'd Be the guy to talk to.
Find out How he coped.
So what did he say? Zilch.
Cracked me one on the face And told me to suck it up.
"Walk it off," he says.
That's what he told me.
Walk it off.
So, did you talk to, like, A doctor or somebody after that? Nah.
Eventually I got a Handle on my own.
How? Booze.
Booze.
Yeah.
I drank a lot.
I still do.
I mean, I don't Drink on the job or anything.
And I'm not drunk right now, but I will be pretty soon.
Like Right after this.
12 beers, Pretty much knock it right out Of your system.
Yeah.
I can imagine.
Well thanks for the advice.
No problem.
You, uh, you want to go for one Maybe? Talk some more? No, actually I'm kind of on The wagon.
Sorry.
Good luck with That one.
Hey, uh you won't mention it to anybody.
What am I, an asshole? I'm just saying.
And I hear you telling Anybody about my thing, I'll Put one right in your ear, Tom.
I swear to God.
Deal? Deal.
All right.
Thanks.
No problem.
Oh, boy.
Hey, Tommy.
What's the matter? Oh, nothing, nothing.
You all right? Yeah.
I'm all right.
Well, the truth is, uh one of the guys mentioned to me That you were thinking of Transferring to another house.
And, quite frankly, uh, you Know, it kind of shocked me.
Cause, you know, you're really Starting to come into your own, You know, lately.
Kind of Firefighting-Wise, and it hurt.
Come here.
What? Thanks, Tom.
I don't want you to Leave, kid.
Good morning.
Hey.
Where'd you get the cash? Birdy finally ponied up.
Four hundred bucks.
That's great.
Yeah, now I can retire to The south of France and gorge Myself on red wine and crepes And stop bathing.
It's a start.
It's nowhere near a start.
But I got a way of turning this Into something.
You're gonna gamble it? I got a tip.
Sure thing.
There's no such thing as A sure thing.
Let me help you.
You've done enough.
Boy, I wish you hadn't Said that.
Look, rose, I don't want to Blame you, you know, but I don't Want your pity or your charity.
If we didn't get mixed up in This, I'd still have bud's Money in hand, Jeannie would be Able to stay where she is.
I could still go back to the Firehouse with some sliver of Dignity.
But that's not the Way it happened.
I need to take Care of my wife.
I nearly forgot that there's Nothing more important in the World to me than that.
Nothing.
Boy, I wish I could say it Had been worth it.
Maybe I'll see you around The neighborhood.
Au revoir, you son of a bitch.
Holy shit.
Hello.
Hey, it's me.
Oh look, I just wanted to call And apologize for the whole Not being able to come thing, You know? Yeah, is that hard on gone Yet, or did you use it to dial The phone? That's funny.
Um, you know, I heard you Talking to your penis.
What? Yeah, the other day in the Bathroom, I heard you talking To it.
What what exactly did you Hear me say? Well, I heard you tell it That you used to fantasize About me and you would go off In, like, 5 seconds.
OK, Tommy.
Whatever, Whatever.
This whole thing is Getting weird.
I'm over it.
I'm Really, I think I'm done.
Oh, come on.
Come on, ange.
Give me another chance, OK? Why? Because just sitting here Listening to your voice, I'm Ready to shoot right now.
I'd Do it to if my windshield Wipers were on the inside of My truck.
Come on.
Are you into me or not? Yeah, baby.
Of course.
Come on.
How about Friday night? OK, but don't jerk off for A couple of days.
You got it.
OK.
Hey, Tommy.
Yeah.
Pass the good news on to your Cock, OK? * well, every time I feel You're coming around You're going down You hit the ground with Every force, it makes No sense or foul.
God bless the son now Make out the whole world oh, sorry.
What, you don't know how To knock? I know how to knock.
It's Not like you were doing Anything.
I wasn't doing anything.
No, you're standing in Front of the mirror half naked, Holding a mini weed whacker up Against your nut Sack.
That's nothing.
Yeah, OK.
I had an epiphany, Tom.
You had an epiphany.
Yeah.
Yeah? Where'd you get that? Quiznos? No, asshole, I was sitting Here, I was stuffing my face, I was reading the paper, I'm Watching TV, I'm feeling Miserable about myself, you Know, Wednesday, and I look in The paper, and there happens to Be a little article about my Old friend candy.
Oh, candy the high end Escort/porn actress.
Make that the high-End Escort/porn actress/drug Dealer.
She got busted Downtown for selling 2 ounces of Coke to some nightclub owner.
Sadly for her, the nightclub Owner also happened to have A little tin star in his Pocket that said DEA.
That's great, but it doesn't Explain why you were just in My toilet manscaping.
I had an epiphany, Tom.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
A new leaf.
Yeah.
I mean, she's in jail.
I can get over it.
I got closure.
Closure.
I'm not gonna piss away The rest of my life, you know, Complaining about what a raw Deal I got.
I'm not gonna be The same old eating, drinking, Sweating, scratching, out of Breath Lou anymore.
This, my Friend, is the new Lou.
This is the new Lou? Yeah.
Interesting because the new Lou looks a lot like the old Lou minus a couple of patches of Pubic hair.
I'm dead, goddamn serious, Tom.
I know.
I get it.
You had a an epiphany.
Yeah.
You know who else Had an epiphany once? Hitler.
Yeah.
Everybody woke up, and all Of a sudden, there were no more Bagels and cream cheese Available in downtown berlin, Not to mention lox and pastrami Sandwiches and speaking of Which, are you finished with This? It's all yours, mein fuhrer.
Danke.
What, are you slaughtering The lamb back there or what? Maggie, come on.
Hey, Sean, did you hear, He just said something.
He didn't say anything.
Yeah, Sean, he did.
Maggie, I'm not gonna fight The filafel guy just so that You can feel loved, OK? You made a face.
You made A face, didn't you? He hasn't taken his eyes off The grill.
I doubt the guy Even understands english.
Camel jockey.
See, you satisfied? No.
All right, Maggie.
What's it Gonna take, huh, for you to Feel love? What do you want, You want to get married, is that It? You want to live happily Ever after? Yeah, yeah.
What? What did you say? You asked me to marry you, I'm saying yes.
No, no, I meant that l when I said that now you don't want to get Married? No, no.
I just, I guess I mean, we've only been Engaged 15 seconds, you're Already getting cold feet? I guess we could get married.
I mean, I love you, and I'm Pretty sure that you love me.
Even though you've never Actually said it.
Sand spook.
I guess you're right.
Maggie Gavin, will you Marry me? I already said yes, doofus.
Come on.
You're totally Serious? Yes.
You're gonna marry me? Yes.
Oh, that is awesome.
This is awesome.
OK, so let's go.
Yeah.
Go where? Let's go to city hall.
For what? Marriage license, justice of The peace.
You know, marriage, Come on.
No, I can't do that right Now.
I can't do that.
It was your idea.
I got to tell my folks.
I mean, my mother would kill me.
Your mom? Oh, my God.
Come on.
It's a big deal For me, Maggie.
I want it to be Like a wedding wedding with a Church and the organ music and Flowers and shit.
Now I'm getting cold feet.
I've been down the aisle 3 Times and none of that shit Buys you any luck.
But it's my first time, OK, So I might want, you know, a lot Of people there and flowers And music.
Who knows, I may Want to sing you a song.
Like An elton John song.
Like Your song.
Music and flowers and Elton John? How gay can you get? Please? You're such a whiny, little Bitch.
Poor bastard.
Ahem.
Namaste.
OK.
I'm thinking about Getting into my old workout Routine, you know, free weights, Nautilus, racquet ball, Stairmaster, lats, abs, you Know, all that shit.
We're not that kind of gym.
This is a yoga gym.
Oh, yoga, eh? It's a great workout.
Really? I thought you just Kind of flopped around on the Floor for an hour or so.
I do that at home every day of The week.
Oh, it's really quite Rigorous.
Most people can't Believe how sore they are after Their first try.
Really? It works every muscle of Your body, but it's more than That.
It's about a state Of mind.
A lifestyle.
Getting centered.
I could use some of that.
My name's epiphany.
Come on.
What? No, I'm sorry.
I've just had Kind of a strange day.
I'm ken.
Hi, ken.
Why don't you take my class Once.
If you don't like it, You don't have to pay for it.
What do you say? I say, lead the way.
You did a nice job with The room, mo.
Chapel looks Beautiful.
You're not supposed to have No flowers or nothing, but me And the boys, we pulled some Strings.
I appreciate it.
It's a Special day.
Hey, guys.
Who's the charlie Manson lookalike over by The door? Ellie's ex.
He's giving her Away.
Where'd she meet him, Hell's angels rally? Here.
Yeah, he's on death row for Killing two guys with a shovel.
A shovel? He served 5 years till his Lawyer found a couple of holes In the case, bam, they had to Let him go.
Week later, he's on the Outside, she's filing for Divorce.
He keeps sending her letters Saying, you know, I'm free, but I'm still guilty of the crime.
So why is he giving her away? She's got no family.
Snake's All she's got witness wise.
His name is snake? Yeah, and according to her, It's not because of the size Of his cock.
Gentlemen.
It's time.
Oh, yeah, daddy.
Next posture.
Put your hands On the mat.
Feet together.
Legs up over the head.
And exhale.
Why is it so hot in here? We turn the heat up on Purpose.
It stretches the Muscles and tendons.
I feel like I'm melting, And I'm a fireman.
You're doing great.
Now Remember to breathe.
Legs up Over the head.
Oh! Mother of God.
Remember to breathe.
Sorry.
It's just the gasses shifting Inside your body.
It's perfectly Natural.
I know.
But it doesn't Make it right.
And legs down.
And breathe.
Theodore, I've loved you From the first time I saw your Picture on the news.
And I Heard what you did to that Piece of garbage drunk driver.
May he burn in hell for all Eternity.
And then when I Finally met you, and you asked Me to be your wife, all my Dreams were fulfilled.
Ellie? Hmm? I looked through a lot of I laid eyes on that onion, I Knew you were the one for me.
And even though my body's Confined in here by concrete, Steel, barbed wire, and men With guns, my heart and soul Walk out that door with you.
Right after we bang out that Conjugal visit.
Well, you better be guilty.
I'll break your neck.
Yeah, just try it, asshole.
Come on, I got a shovel out in My trunk with your name on it.
Get him out.
Get him out Of here.
You're done.
No, no, we're not done! Padre, are we married? By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man And wife.
What about my conjugal Visits? I need to get laid! That's over now.
You know The rules.
Sorry.
Well, let me just see your Ass just once.
Show him your ass.
That's just cruel and Unusual punishment.
No! No! No! Nice rack, huh? Al yi yi.
Can I get you another Margarita? Uh, I'm good actually.
Thanks.
OK.
Just let me know if you Need anything else.
Will do.
Ooh, she likes you.
You think? I know.
She's hot.
You should Go for it.
You know, I've dated Bartenders before.
It never Works out.
I mean, they're Very appealing when they're Serving you drinks, and there's Of you, but once you get rid Of the buffer, you can never Get rid of them.
I'm natalie.
Hi, natalie.
I'm Franco.
Nice to meet you.
Same to you.
So you're flying solo Tonight? Yeah, unfortunately.
I Couldn't raise a wingman.
How about yourself? I just stopped in for one on My way home from work.
What do you do? I'm a bartender.
Oh, uh, I that was a joke.
I'm a photographer.
> Oh.
Cool.
I mean, like for What, a magazine or something? Photo journalism is how I Pay the rent.
But it's the art Of it that appeals to me.
I like To photograph people in the Park, on the street.
Faces tell A story.
Really? So what story does My face tell? I wouldn't know until I Photographed it.
But I'm guessing it's a Complicated one.
No, not really.
It's not That complicated.
I mean, I Wake up.
I go to work, maybe Hit the gym, grab something to Eat and go to bed.
Simple as that.
It's never as simple as that.
Hey, dude.
Where you been? Uh, I just grabbed a beer After work with Tommy.
Oh, yeah.
Where at? Uh, flanagan's.
Up on 60th.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, uh, flanagan's is on This out.
Get off.
You're banging that chick From the bar, aren't you? No.
Oh, you're so full of shit, Mike.
I am not.
Hey, dude.
I'm a guy, you're A guy.
We both know guys screw Around, but you told me, You told me you were a one-Guy Guy.
I am.
That's why I'm screwing Around with a woman.
Ah, see? See, I knew it, man.
You're such a jerk off, Mike.
I'm sorry, Chris.
You know, This thing, I'm confused.
I miss pussy.
Oh, so you're flipping? I'm on the fence.
Oh, OK.
Well, until you get Off the fence and get back in The gay yard where you belong, I want you out of here.
All right, go stay with your Little fag hag girlfriend.
Chris get out! OK.
Santa Maria.
What? That was not at all what I was expecting.
Which was? Truth? Always.
I don't know, I guess I was Expecting to go out, you know.
Pick up some chippie and bring Her back to my crib.
Bang her Brains out to forget about some Shit, but you know, with you, It was, like, uh like what? We just met, right? So, at The risk of incriminating Myself, it was just not my Normal thing, you know.
I mean, Slow, soft, face to face.
Eye contact.
It was just, um it's called intimacy.
I'm not familiar.
So, this shit you're trying To forget, what's her name? No, no.
No, no, no.
I think It's a little soon for that much Truth.
And where do you think you're Going? I am gonna go pee.
And then I'm gonna get my camera and take Your picture.
That way you won't Have to tell me a thing because I'll already know.
Where's your bathroom? Right down the hall and To the left.
Don't run off on me now.
Oh hey, good morning, sunshine.
You're up early.
Well, it's not like I had A choice, Sean.
You're ruining My chi here.
Your what? My chi.
What the hell is that? Hey, there he is.
Good Morning, bro.
You let him in? No, I just came by to help Patch things up, you know.
Brought some tools and wood And stuff.
Thought I would make A little project out of it.
A project.
Yeah.
You forgot my green tea.
Richard gere was in front of Me in line and wiped The place out.
Guess what, bro.
I got big News.
Uh, you're leaving.
No.
It concerns me And Maggie.
Yeah.
You killed her.
No.
Quite the opposite.
We Are getting married.
So you'll kill her in, like No, come on.
Why can't you Guys be happy for me.
This is Like a big deal.
We're gonna Be bros.
Get off me.
We're gonna do all kinds of Great stuff.
We're gonna go Biking and hiking and camping And hanging out, you know.
Ballgames.
It's gonna be great.
Did you say camping? Yes, I did.
I got a tent And everything.
That's cool.
Can I borrow Your hammer? Thanks, man.
Just hit me once on the side Of the head.
Actually 4 times.
Are you giving me immunity? Yep.
Ah, I can't believe how Sore I am.
That stupid yoga Workout.
I didn't lift a thing.
I'm not so sure about that, Lou.
Hey, uh, any of you guys Ever bang an artist? No, but robert maplethorpe Once shoved the business end Of a bullwhip up my ass.
God, I miss the '80s.
Why, are you banging an Artist, frank? Uh, I really wouldn't say I banged her.
I mean, you know Me, I usually go at it like an Oil well, but I don't know, with Nat, it's kind of different.
Really, like how? I guess you could say we Made love.
Oh, really? Like on a beach In the moonlight? Yeah.
Might as well have Been.
So, you're in love with her? No, man.
Jesus Christ, we Just met.
I don't fall That fast.
I mean, she's just All deep and shit.
I don't know, I kind of like it.
Good for you, kid.
Enjoy it.
Hey, you can bring her to The wedding.
Hey, Tommy.
Hi.
What's going on? What's up, bro? What's happening? I just talked to Scott's wife.
How's he doing? It's bad.
Real bad.
Jesus, man.
That guy was A rock.
Is.
Is a rock.
Yeah.
OK.
Thanks, lump.
Good.
All right, pony up, ladies.
We're gonna ride national Anthem to the promised land.
This the reliable source We're talking about? You're right.
It's a guy named lump who Works at the track.
Where's Your faith in humanity? I think I left that down At the southern tip of Manhattan About 41/2 years ago.
Chief, I'll take 30 on that Action.
Put me in for 25.
I'll take 10.
I got 3.
Yeah.
I got a wedding to Pay for.
Tommy's old man sure Ain't footing the bill.
Lou? Come on.
You love to Gamble.
You know how much fun It is.
No means no.
No time for delay.
Hey, kid, Take ths money down to otb.
I've never been to an otb.
Now you'll be charmed.
Just Go up to the window and get 4 $100 exactas.
The number 6 horse Over the two, and the 10 in the Fifth race at Santa anita.
You got it? Um, 4 $100 exactas, the 6 Horse over the 2, and the 10 at The fifth race at Santa anita.
Got it.
Post time's in 20 minutes.
Have nils take you in the Suburban.
Go, go, go, go.
Come on.
Probie, good luck.
Yeah, good luck.
Another 20 bucks says the Kid never makes it.
I'm in.
Let's see what we got.
How you doing, Mike, You all right? Hey, you like this dress? With your back, I'd go Strapless, Sean.
I mean, if It's cool out, you can always Wear, you know, like a light Shawl.
For Maggie.
Hello.
I think she can sober up Long enough to pick out her Own dress.
She doesn't want to be Involved.
You guys set a date yet? Oh, my God.
Don't scare me.
There's just too much to do.
Who's the best man? Um, well, sorry, boys, but Family first.
Right, t? Did you just touch my ass? Hold up, kid.
Hold up.
Go, probie.
Go.
Excuse me.
Hi.
I need 4 $100 exactas, The 5 horse over the 2, and The 10 in the fifth race at Santa anita.
Green tea.
Yummy.
OK, you know what? Her, I'd marry.
Oh, jeez.
Yeah.
Shit, guys.
You should've Seen us.
Me and nilsy were Bombing down broadway, and we Almost clipped this homeless Dude.
It was sick.
I almost Shit myself.
And then I get to The window, and I only had 20 Seconds to what's wrong? They're all tuckered out After a day of fun gambling.
Oh, shit.
The 5 horse lost? No, we all lost.
What did You say, the 5 horse? Yeah, that's what you told Me to bet, right? Holy shit, you stupid son Of a bitch.
Come here, I love you.
Chief, should we leave the Room, what? He bet the wrong horse.
The horse that he bet won.
This thing's worth 15 grand.
We hit it! Hey.
Let's play a game.
I'm gonna Get you off in two minutes.
OK.
OK? Don't think about Baseball.
Don't think about Football.
OK? Don't think about nuns.
Don't think about priests.
Why'd you bring them up? Just focus on me, OK? My tits, my ass, my mouth.
All right, OK? My tits, my ass, and My mouth.
Oh, tits, ass, mouth, OK.
Tits, ass oh oh wow.
God, you're hot.
Oh that was good, right? Oh, that was fast.
Yeah, but fast is good, Right? It was fast.
It was, what, like 15 Seconds, right? Uh, yeah, if you count from When I came in the door.
OK, tell you what.
Let me Have a sandwich, and then wait A couple minutes.
I'll be Ready to go again.
Hmm, OK.
OK, oh OK.
You, uh, want something To eat? Um I'm gonna go in the bedroom And see if you have any Candles or something.
Oh love what you've Done with the place.
Um, why don't you, why don't You come back out to the couch.
You change your mind about That sandwich? Yeah, yeah.
I think I'm Ready to go again.
Come out Here.
Come on, Tommy.
I think the sheets, actually, Haven't been cleaned in awhile, So don't be sh come on.
Oh, this is about Janet.
It's not about Janet.
This is your bedroom.
Oh.
What? Hey, stud.
Is that Janet? Is that angie? Oh, the moment is complete.
She's got a lot of stuff That she left here that she's, You know, still comes to pick Up sometimes.
So she's Probably like maybe pick up a dress.
And you said you admired me, Janet.
I really admire you.
You're a regular mother teresa, I'll tell you.
Both Tommy and Johnny.
This one Can't screw.
Other one can't Laugh.
And yet you find the Time in your day to spread Your legs for both of them.
Modern day mother teresa, I'm telling you.
It's been real.
Not this asshole again.
Angie, please, wait.
Angie.
Another Gavin asshole! Yeah, OK.
Yeah, everybody's All right.
Don't worry About it, OK? I'm gonna kick your ass, Scarecrow.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Little too rich for your Blood, huh, Tommy? Huh? Take a good look, OK? Or remember me the way it was In your mom's backyard, huh? Hanging out in my sweater, Just looking so sexy.
And I'm Gonna remember you the way that You are right now.
Laying on The floor like a piece Of garbage that you are.
Honey, how about a hand, huh? You've got to be kidding me.
What about what you said Inside before? That was for her benefit.
So how do you really feel? Ridiculous.