The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e08 Episode Script
The Law; The Allergy
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AND TODAY, WE'LL SEE RECORD-HIGH TEMPERATURES IN ELMORE WITH A SWELTERING RECORD-HIGH TEMPERATURES IN ELMORE WITH A SWELTERING ELMORE WITH A SWELTERING I GUESS THE TERM IS NO LONGER I GUESS THE TERM IS NO LONGER "GLOBAL WARMING.
" I GUESS THE TERM IS NO LONGER "GLOBAL WARMING.
" IT'S "GLOBAL BURNING.
" "GLOBAL WARMING.
" IT'S "GLOBAL BURNING.
" Gumball: DUDE, IT'S SO HOT IT'S "GLOBAL BURNING.
" Gumball: DUDE, IT'S SO HOT THAT I'M SWEATING THIS RIGHT Gumball: DUDE, IT'S SO HOT THAT I'M SWEATING THIS RIGHT OUT.
THAT I'M SWEATING THIS RIGHT OUT.
Darwin: I DON'T HAVE SWEAT OUT.
Darwin: I DON'T HAVE SWEAT GLANDS.
Darwin: I DON'T HAVE SWEAT GLANDS.
GIVE ME SOME! GLANDS.
GIVE ME SOME! AHH! THAT'S BETTER.
GIVE ME SOME! AHH! THAT'S BETTER.
GROSS, BUT BETTER.
AHH! THAT'S BETTER.
GROSS, BUT BETTER.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
GROSS, BUT BETTER.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
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Both: ICE-CREAM TRUCK! DISTANCE .]
Both: ICE-CREAM TRUCK! Darwin: QUICK! HE'S NOT GONNA Both: ICE-CREAM TRUCK! Darwin: QUICK! HE'S NOT GONNA BE THERE FOR LONG! Darwin: QUICK! HE'S NOT GONNA BE THERE FOR LONG! Gumball: BUT I HAVE NO SHOES! BE THERE FOR LONG! Gumball: BUT I HAVE NO SHOES! I'M LOSING AN INCH WITH EVERY Gumball: BUT I HAVE NO SHOES! I'M LOSING AN INCH WITH EVERY STEP! I'M LOSING AN INCH WITH EVERY STEP! [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
STEP! [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
Darwin: STOP! [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
Darwin: STOP! Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Darwin: STOP! Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! JUST ONE, PLEASE.
Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! JUST ONE, PLEASE.
THERE YOU GO.
JUST ONE, PLEASE.
THERE YOU GO.
THANKS.
THERE YOU GO.
THANKS.
AAH! BRAIN FREEZE! THANKS.
AAH! BRAIN FREEZE! AHH.
AAH! BRAIN FREEZE! AHH.
OH, WAIT.
UGH! UGH! AHH.
OH, WAIT.
UGH! UGH! Gumball: COME ON, COME ON, OH, WAIT.
UGH! UGH! Gumball: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! Gumball: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! Darwin: DO SOMETHING! COME ON! Darwin: DO SOMETHING! I'M MELTING HERE! Darwin: DO SOMETHING! I'M MELTING HERE! Gumball: OH, COME ON! I'M MELTING HERE! Gumball: OH, COME ON! DON'T EXAGERRATE.
Gumball: OH, COME ON! DON'T EXAGERRATE.
Darwin: [ GROANING .]
DON'T EXAGERRATE.
Darwin: [ GROANING .]
ONE ICE CREAM, PLEASE, Darwin: [ GROANING .]
ONE ICE CREAM, PLEASE, GOOD SIR.
ONE ICE CREAM, PLEASE, GOOD SIR.
SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A POLITE GOOD SIR.
SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A POLITE BOY AND YOU GUYS ARE MY LAST SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A POLITE BOY AND YOU GUYS ARE MY LAST CUSTOMERS, THIS ONE'S ON THE BOY AND YOU GUYS ARE MY LAST CUSTOMERS, THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.
CUSTOMERS, THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.
MOTHER, IS IT NOT IRONIC WE HOUSE.
MOTHER, IS IT NOT IRONIC WE GET FREE FOOD WHEN CLEARLY WE MOTHER, IS IT NOT IRONIC WE GET FREE FOOD WHEN CLEARLY WE COULD AFFORD TO PAY FOR IT? GET FREE FOOD WHEN CLEARLY WE COULD AFFORD TO PAY FOR IT? [ BOTH LAUGH .]
COULD AFFORD TO PAY FOR IT? [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Gumball: AAH! THAT'S IT! [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Gumball: AAH! THAT'S IT! I'M CROSSING! Gumball: AAH! THAT'S IT! I'M CROSSING! [ TIRES SCREECH, SIREN WAILS .]
I'M CROSSING! [ TIRES SCREECH, SIREN WAILS .]
FREEZE, YOU HOODLUMS! [ TIRES SCREECH, SIREN WAILS .]
FREEZE, YOU HOODLUMS! Gumball: WHAT FOR?! FREEZE, YOU HOODLUMS! Gumball: WHAT FOR?! JAYWALKING.
Gumball: WHAT FOR?! JAYWALKING.
Gumball: AW, GIVE US A BREAK, JAYWALKING.
Gumball: AW, GIVE US A BREAK, MAN.
Gumball: AW, GIVE US A BREAK, MAN.
WE JUST WANTED AN ICE CREAM.
MAN.
WE JUST WANTED AN ICE CREAM.
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WE JUST WANTED AN ICE CREAM.
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[ BOTH GROAN .]
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[ BOTH GROAN .]
I DON'T CARE.
[ BOTH GROAN .]
I DON'T CARE.
YOU'RE GETTING A TICKET.
I DON'T CARE.
YOU'RE GETTING A TICKET.
Gumball: AW, MAN! YOU'RE GETTING A TICKET.
Gumball: AW, MAN! REALLY? Gumball: AW, MAN! REALLY? I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE REALLY? I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE LAW, KID.
I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE LAW, KID.
CRIME IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE.
LAW, KID.
CRIME IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE.
IF I TURN A BLIND EYE ON THE CRIME IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE.
IF I TURN A BLIND EYE ON THE SMALLEST MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU IF I TURN A BLIND EYE ON THE SMALLEST MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE WHOLE SOCIETY FALLS SMALLEST MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE WHOLE SOCIETY FALLS APART.
KNOW IT, THE WHOLE SOCIETY FALLS APART.
ESPECIALLY IN THIS HEAT.
APART.
ESPECIALLY IN THIS HEAT.
Gumball: WELL, I UNDERSTAND.
ESPECIALLY IN THIS HEAT.
Gumball: WELL, I UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE A COP.
Gumball: WELL, I UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE A COP.
I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT YOUR YOU'RE A COP.
I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT YOUR JOB TO BE COOL.
I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT YOUR JOB TO BE COOL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT COOL"? JOB TO BE COOL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT COOL"? ALL KIDS THINK COPS ARE COOL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT COOL"? ALL KIDS THINK COPS ARE COOL.
Darwin: MM, NOT REALLY.
ALL KIDS THINK COPS ARE COOL.
Darwin: MM, NOT REALLY.
Gumball: YEAH, WE'RE MORE Darwin: MM, NOT REALLY.
Gumball: YEAH, WE'RE MORE INTO PRIVILEGED RAP STARS THAT Gumball: YEAH, WE'RE MORE INTO PRIVILEGED RAP STARS THAT PRETEND TO BE HARD-CORE.
INTO PRIVILEGED RAP STARS THAT PRETEND TO BE HARD-CORE.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS! PRETEND TO BE HARD-CORE.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS! COPS ARE COOL.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS! COPS ARE COOL.
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO BE WHEN COPS ARE COOL.
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO BE WHEN I WAS A KID.
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO BE WHEN I WAS A KID.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
I WAS A KID.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
OKAY.
GET IN THE CAR.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
OKAY.
GET IN THE CAR.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
OKAY.
GET IN THE CAR.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
Gumball: HOLD ON.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
Gumball: HOLD ON.
[ GRUNTING .]
Gumball: HOLD ON.
[ GRUNTING .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ GRUNTING .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: WE'RE JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: WE'RE JUST PRETENDING TO BE HANDCUFFED.
Gumball: WE'RE JUST PRETENDING TO BE HANDCUFFED.
SORRY.
I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE HANDCUFFED.
SORRY.
I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK WE'RE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
SORRY.
I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK WE'RE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
AND I WANT MY PHONE CALL! TO THINK WE'RE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
AND I WANT MY PHONE CALL! YOU MIND PUSHING MY HEAD DOWN? AND I WANT MY PHONE CALL! YOU MIND PUSHING MY HEAD DOWN? THERE'S NO JAIL THAT CAN HOLD YOU MIND PUSHING MY HEAD DOWN? THERE'S NO JAIL THAT CAN HOLD ME! THERE'S NO JAIL THAT CAN HOLD ME! JUST GET IN.
ME! JUST GET IN.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
JUST GET IN.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
MOTHER, THINKETH YOU THE HEAT [ TIRES SCREECH .]
MOTHER, THINKETH YOU THE HEAT THAT DROVE THOSE TWO POOR MOTHER, THINKETH YOU THE HEAT THAT DROVE THOSE TWO POOR URCHINS TO CRIME? THAT DROVE THOSE TWO POOR URCHINS TO CRIME? NO, DEAR.
URCHINS TO CRIME? NO, DEAR.
IT'S PUBLIC SCHOOL.
NO, DEAR.
IT'S PUBLIC SCHOOL.
Darwin: DUDE, CAN YOU SCRATCH IT'S PUBLIC SCHOOL.
Darwin: DUDE, CAN YOU SCRATCH MY NOSE? Darwin: DUDE, CAN YOU SCRATCH MY NOSE? Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
MY NOSE? Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
YOU'RE NOT HANDCUFFED, AND HE Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
YOU'RE NOT HANDCUFFED, AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE.
YOU'RE NOT HANDCUFFED, AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE.
Gumball: OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE.
Gumball: OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
UHSO, WHAT'S SO COOL ABOUT Gumball: OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
UHSO, WHAT'S SO COOL ABOUT BEING A COP? UHSO, WHAT'S SO COOL ABOUT BEING A COP? WELL, I FILE A LOT OF BEING A COP? WELL, I FILE A LOT OF REPORTS, I WRITE PARKING WELL, I FILE A LOT OF REPORTS, I WRITE PARKING TICKETS, I STOP FOR LUNCH, I REPORTS, I WRITE PARKING TICKETS, I STOP FOR LUNCH, I GIVE SOME PEOPLE DIRECTIONS, I TICKETS, I STOP FOR LUNCH, I GIVE SOME PEOPLE DIRECTIONS, I FILE SOME MORE REPORTS, I WRITE GIVE SOME PEOPLE DIRECTIONS, I FILE SOME MORE REPORTS, I WRITE SOME PARKING TICKETS, I MAKE A FILE SOME MORE REPORTS, I WRITE SOME PARKING TICKETS, I MAKE A REPORT ON ALL THE REPORTS I'VE SOME PARKING TICKETS, I MAKE A REPORT ON ALL THE REPORTS I'VE FILED -- REPORT ON ALL THE REPORTS I'VE FILED -- Gumball: SORRY.
YOU WERE SO FILED -- Gumball: SORRY.
YOU WERE SO BORING, AND WE THOUGHT THE CAR Gumball: SORRY.
YOU WERE SO BORING, AND WE THOUGHT THE CAR WAS MOVING, AND, UH BORING, AND WE THOUGHT THE CAR WAS MOVING, AND, UH DIDN'T EXPECT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN WAS MOVING, AND, UH DIDN'T EXPECT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT.
DIDN'T EXPECT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT.
UH, PLEASE CONTINUE.
IT.
UH, PLEASE CONTINUE.
[ SIGHS .]
UH, PLEASE CONTINUE.
[ SIGHS .]
HELP ME OUT HERE, GUYS.
[ SIGHS .]
HELP ME OUT HERE, GUYS.
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE TO HELP ME OUT HERE, GUYS.
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE TO YOU THAT COPS ARE COOL? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE TO YOU THAT COPS ARE COOL? OH.
YOU THAT COPS ARE COOL? OH.
[ SIREN WAILS .]
OH.
[ SIREN WAILS .]
AAH! [ SIREN WAILS .]
AAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
AAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: SEE? IT'S NOT THAT [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: SEE? IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
Gumball: SEE? IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS -- HARD TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS -- AH, SHOOT! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS -- AH, SHOOT! THEY'RE COMING BACK DOWN! AH, SHOOT! THEY'RE COMING BACK DOWN! LET'S BAIL! THEY'RE COMING BACK DOWN! LET'S BAIL! UNH! LET'S BAIL! UNH! AAH! UNH! AAH! Gumball: OH, WAIT! AAH! Gumball: OH, WAIT! YOU FORGOT TO DRIVE THROUGH THE Gumball: OH, WAIT! YOU FORGOT TO DRIVE THROUGH THE BOXES! YOU FORGOT TO DRIVE THROUGH THE BOXES! OH, YEAH! BOXES! OH, YEAH! I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.
OH, YEAH! I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: SO WHAT OTHER COOL [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: SO WHAT OTHER COOL STUFF CAN YOU DO? Gumball: SO WHAT OTHER COOL STUFF CAN YOU DO? I CAN COMMANDEER ANY VEHICLE STUFF CAN YOU DO? I CAN COMMANDEER ANY VEHICLE I WANT.
I CAN COMMANDEER ANY VEHICLE I WANT.
Gumball: ANY VEHICLE? I WANT.
Gumball: ANY VEHICLE? ANYTHING.
Gumball: ANY VEHICLE? ANYTHING.
Gumball: I GUESS I CAN'T ANYTHING.
Gumball: I GUESS I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
Gumball: I GUESS I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
IT IS A SPACESHIP.
COMPLAIN.
IT IS A SPACESHIP.
I CAN MAKE IT MORE IT IS A SPACESHIP.
I CAN MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING.
I CAN MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING.
Darwin: OW? INTERESTING.
Darwin: OW? [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
Darwin: OW? [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
Gumball: WH-O-O-O-O-OA! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
Gumball: WH-O-O-O-O-OA! [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: WH-O-O-O-O-OA! [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
OH, NO! AND IT HURTS! [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
OH, NO! AND IT HURTS! OH, IT HURTS! OH, NO! AND IT HURTS! OH, IT HURTS! [ LAUGHING .]
OH, IT HURTS! [ LAUGHING .]
Darwin: Shh.
[ LAUGHING .]
Darwin: Shh.
WUSSIES.
Darwin: Shh.
WUSSIES.
Darwin: WOW! I FORGOT YOU WUSSIES.
Darwin: WOW! I FORGOT YOU GUYS HAD THOSE.
Darwin: WOW! I FORGOT YOU GUYS HAD THOSE.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH THEM? GUYS HAD THOSE.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH THEM? WELL WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH THEM? WELL [ TASER CRACKLING .]
WELL [ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: OH! [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: OH! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
Gumball: OH! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
TA-DA! [ TASER CRACKLING .]
TA-DA! [ ALARM BLARING .]
TA-DA! [ ALARM BLARING .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ SIREN WAILS .]
LOOK, BILLY.
ELMORE'S FINEST, RISKING THEIR LOOK, BILLY.
ELMORE'S FINEST, RISKING THEIR LIVES TO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM.
ELMORE'S FINEST, RISKING THEIR LIVES TO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM.
[ SIREN CHIRPS .]
LIVES TO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM.
[ SIREN CHIRPS .]
Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW [ SIREN CHIRPS .]
Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW ENFORCEMENT! Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW ENFORCEMENT! [ SIREN CHIRPS .]
ENFORCEMENT! [ SIREN CHIRPS .]
Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW [ SIREN CHIRPS .]
Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW ENFORCEMENT! Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW ENFORCEMENT! [ LAUGHTER .]
ENFORCEMENT! [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: OH, MAN, I TAKE IT [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: OH, MAN, I TAKE IT ALL BACK.
Gumball: OH, MAN, I TAKE IT ALL BACK.
COPS ARE COOL! ALL BACK.
COPS ARE COOL! Darwin: YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY COPS ARE COOL! Darwin: YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY FUN.
Darwin: YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY FUN.
WAS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WAS"? FUN.
WAS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WAS"? WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED! WAS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WAS"? WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
[ METAL CRUNCHING .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
[ METAL CRUNCHING .]
DID YOU SEE THAT?! [ METAL CRUNCHING .]
DID YOU SEE THAT?! Gumball: DUDE, LOOK AT YOUR DID YOU SEE THAT?! Gumball: DUDE, LOOK AT YOUR CAR! Gumball: DUDE, LOOK AT YOUR CAR! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? CAR! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR A COP! OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR A COP! STOP! I COMMANDEER THIS VEHICLE! FOR A COP! STOP! I COMMANDEER THIS VEHICLE! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
UNH! AND THAT, SIR, IS EXACTLY WHY YOU NEED TO WEAR A SEAT BELT.
AND THAT, SIR, IS EXACTLY WHY YOU NEED TO WEAR A SEAT BELT.
COME ON, GUYS.
YOU NEED TO WEAR A SEAT BELT.
COME ON, GUYS.
GET IN THE CAR.
COME ON, GUYS.
GET IN THE CAR.
Gumball: UH, THIS DOESN'T GET IN THE CAR.
Gumball: UH, THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
Gumball: UH, THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, GET FEEL RIGHT.
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, GET IN THE CAR! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, GET IN THE CAR! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
IN THE CAR! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
HELP! POLICE! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
HELP! POLICE! UNH! HELP! POLICE! UNH! [ BODY THUDS .]
UNH! [ BODY THUDS .]
UH, FALSE ALARM.
[ BODY THUDS .]
UH, FALSE ALARM.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
UH, FALSE ALARM.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
HELP! AMBULANCE! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
HELP! AMBULANCE! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
HELP! AMBULANCE! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
Gumball: AAAAAAAH! [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
Gumball: AAAAAAAH! IT'S RED, IT'S RED, IT'S RED! Gumball: AAAAAAAH! IT'S RED, IT'S RED, IT'S RED! [ HORNS HONKING .]
IT'S RED, IT'S RED, IT'S RED! [ HORNS HONKING .]
[ LAUGHING .]
[ HORNS HONKING .]
[ LAUGHING .]
AAH! [ LAUGHING .]
AAH! Gumball: AAH! AAH! AAH! Gumball: AAH! AAH! AAAAAH! Gumball: AAH! AAH! AAAAAH! Darwin: UH, I DON'T WANT TO AAAAAH! Darwin: UH, I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUZZ KILL, BUT, UH, ISN'T Darwin: UH, I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUZZ KILL, BUT, UH, ISN'T ALL THIS A BIT TOO MUCH? BE A BUZZ KILL, BUT, UH, ISN'T ALL THIS A BIT TOO MUCH? Gumball: I THINK WHAT DARWIN ALL THIS A BIT TOO MUCH? Gumball: I THINK WHAT DARWIN IS POLITELY TRYING TO SAY IS, Gumball: I THINK WHAT DARWIN IS POLITELY TRYING TO SAY IS, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GOSH-DARN IS POLITELY TRYING TO SAY IS, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GOSH-DARN MIND?! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GOSH-DARN MIND?! [ LAUGHING .]
MIND?! [ LAUGHING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ LAUGHING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
DARN.
I MISSED EVERY SINGLE ONE [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
DARN.
I MISSED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
DARN.
I MISSED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
[ LAUGHING .]
OF THEM.
[ LAUGHING .]
Gumball: DUDE, I KNOW YOU [ LAUGHING .]
Gumball: DUDE, I KNOW YOU JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU'RE COOL, Gumball: DUDE, I KNOW YOU JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU'RE COOL, BUT WHERE'S THE LIMIT? JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU'RE COOL, BUT WHERE'S THE LIMIT? I MEAN, WHY NOT DRIVE WITH YOUR BUT WHERE'S THE LIMIT? I MEAN, WHY NOT DRIVE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED AND YOUR HANDS IN I MEAN, WHY NOT DRIVE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED AND YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, TOO? EYES CLOSED AND YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, TOO? AH! GREAT IDEA! THE AIR, TOO? AH! GREAT IDEA! WHOO-HOO! AH! GREAT IDEA! WHOO-HOO! Gumball: NO! WHOO-HOO! Gumball: NO! Darwin: NO, NO! Gumball: NO! Darwin: NO, NO! HE WAS TRYING TO USE REVERSE Darwin: NO, NO! HE WAS TRYING TO USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY! HE WAS TRYING TO USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY! DID SOMEONE SAY "REVERSE"?! PSYCHOLOGY! DID SOMEONE SAY "REVERSE"?! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU! Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU! SOMEONE'S GONNA GET HURT UNLESS PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU! SOMEONE'S GONNA GET HURT UNLESS YOU STOP BREAKING THE LAW! SOMEONE'S GONNA GET HURT UNLESS YOU STOP BREAKING THE LAW! AH, DON'T WORRY, KID.
YOU STOP BREAKING THE LAW! AH, DON'T WORRY, KID.
NOTHING CAN HAPPEN.
AH, DON'T WORRY, KID.
NOTHING CAN HAPPEN.
I AMTHE LAW! NOTHING CAN HAPPEN.
I AMTHE LAW! [ LAUGHING .]
I AMTHE LAW! [ LAUGHING .]
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
[ LAUGHING .]
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
Gumball: OH, THANK GOSH IT'S [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
Gumball: OH, THANK GOSH IT'S THE OLD STROLLER FULL OF TRASH Gumball: OH, THANK GOSH IT'S THE OLD STROLLER FULL OF TRASH TRICK.
THE OLD STROLLER FULL OF TRASH TRICK.
[ BABY COOING .]
TRICK.
[ BABY COOING .]
[ CRYING .]
[ BABY COOING .]
[ CRYING .]
MISUSE OF YOUR POLICE SIREN, [ CRYING .]
MISUSE OF YOUR POLICE SIREN, UNLAWFUL DISCHARGE OF YOUR MISUSE OF YOUR POLICE SIREN, UNLAWFUL DISCHARGE OF YOUR WEAPON, ABSOLUTE DISREGARD FOR UNLAWFUL DISCHARGE OF YOUR WEAPON, ABSOLUTE DISREGARD FOR TRAFFIC REGULATION, GRAND THEFT WEAPON, ABSOLUTE DISREGARD FOR TRAFFIC REGULATION, GRAND THEFT AUTO, ASSAULT WITH A MOTORIZED TRAFFIC REGULATION, GRAND THEFT AUTO, ASSAULT WITH A MOTORIZED VEHICLE, BABY BASHING! AUTO, ASSAULT WITH A MOTORIZED VEHICLE, BABY BASHING! MY SAND CASTLE'S GOT A JELLY VEHICLE, BABY BASHING! MY SAND CASTLE'S GOT A JELLY MOAT HERE, AND THERE'S NO ONE TO MY SAND CASTLE'S GOT A JELLY MOAT HERE, AND THERE'S NO ONE TO SCOOP OUT THE DICE! MOAT HERE, AND THERE'S NO ONE TO SCOOP OUT THE DICE! I'M BLOWING A FOG HORN, BUT THE SCOOP OUT THE DICE! I'M BLOWING A FOG HORN, BUT THE ONLY THING COMING OUT OF IT IS I'M BLOWING A FOG HORN, BUT THE ONLY THING COMING OUT OF IT IS HOT FOAM! ONLY THING COMING OUT OF IT IS HOT FOAM! AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?! HOT FOAM! AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?! Gumball: N-N-N-NOT REALLY.
AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?! Gumball: N-N-N-NOT REALLY.
I'M TAKING YOUR BADGES.
Gumball: N-N-N-NOT REALLY.
I'M TAKING YOUR BADGES.
Darwin: WE DON'T WORK FOR THE I'M TAKING YOUR BADGES.
Darwin: WE DON'T WORK FOR THE POLICE.
Darwin: WE DON'T WORK FOR THE POLICE.
OH.
POLICE.
OH.
THEN I'M TAKING YOUR BADGE! OH.
THEN I'M TAKING YOUR BADGE! YOU'RE FIRED! THEN I'M TAKING YOUR BADGE! YOU'RE FIRED! [ SIGHS .]
YOU'RE FIRED! [ SIGHS .]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? [ SIGHS .]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Gumball: DON'T BLAME WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Gumball: DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, MAN.
Gumball: DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, MAN.
MAYBE IT WAS THE HEAT.
YOURSELF, MAN.
MAYBE IT WAS THE HEAT.
Darwin: IF BY HEAT YOU MEAN MAYBE IT WAS THE HEAT.
Darwin: IF BY HEAT YOU MEAN YOU, GUMBALL.
Darwin: IF BY HEAT YOU MEAN YOU, GUMBALL.
Gumball: HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE YOU, GUMBALL.
Gumball: HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID HE WAS ABOUT AS COOL AS Gumball: HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID HE WAS ABOUT AS COOL AS WORLD MUSIC.
WHO SAID HE WAS ABOUT AS COOL AS WORLD MUSIC.
Darwin: I DID.
WORLD MUSIC.
Darwin: I DID.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, KID.
Darwin: I DID.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, KID.
IT'S TRUE.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, KID.
IT'S TRUE.
Gumball: NO, IT ISN'T! IT'S TRUE.
Gumball: NO, IT ISN'T! WAIT.
YEAH, IT IS.
Gumball: NO, IT ISN'T! WAIT.
YEAH, IT IS.
BUT WHO WILL PROTECT OUR WAIT.
YEAH, IT IS.
BUT WHO WILL PROTECT OUR FREEDOM? BUT WHO WILL PROTECT OUR FREEDOM? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT SOCIETY FREEDOM? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT SOCIETY DOESN'T FALL APART? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT SOCIETY DOESN'T FALL APART? WHO WILL KEEP THE STREETS SAFE DOESN'T FALL APART? WHO WILL KEEP THE STREETS SAFE FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD? WHO WILL KEEP THE STREETS SAFE FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT WE NEVER FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT WE NEVER LOSE CONTROL OF OUR DESTINY? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT WE NEVER LOSE CONTROL OF OUR DESTINY? NOT THE COOL HERO WE WANT BUT LOSE CONTROL OF OUR DESTINY? NOT THE COOL HERO WE WANT BUT THE PETTY, UPTIGHT, AND NOT THE COOL HERO WE WANT BUT THE PETTY, UPTIGHT, AND BORING -- THE PETTY, UPTIGHT, AND BORING -- Darwin: [ IMITATING TRUMPET .]
Gumball: YOU NEED TO GET YOUR JOB BACK.
Darwin: [ IMITATES TRUMPET .]
JOB BACK.
Darwin: [ IMITATES TRUMPET .]
[ SIGHS .]
Darwin: [ IMITATES TRUMPET .]
[ SIGHS .]
NO, I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME.
[ SIGHS .]
NO, I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME.
Gumball: WELL, WHAT IF NO, I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME.
Gumball: WELL, WHAT IF SOMEONE WERE TOJAYWALK? Gumball: WELL, WHAT IF SOMEONE WERE TOJAYWALK? EH, IT WOULDN'T MATTER.
SOMEONE WERE TOJAYWALK? EH, IT WOULDN'T MATTER.
Gumball: WOULDN'T IT? EH, IT WOULDN'T MATTER.
Gumball: WOULDN'T IT? I REMEMBER A CERTAIN PASTRY WHO Gumball: WOULDN'T IT? I REMEMBER A CERTAIN PASTRY WHO ONCE TOLD ME THAT IF ONE TURNS A I REMEMBER A CERTAIN PASTRY WHO ONCE TOLD ME THAT IF ONE TURNS A BLIND EYE ON THE SMALLEST ONCE TOLD ME THAT IF ONE TURNS A BLIND EYE ON THE SMALLEST MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, BLIND EYE ON THE SMALLEST MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY FALLS MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY FALLS APART.
THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY FALLS APART.
REALLY? JAYWALKING RIGHT IN APART.
REALLY? JAYWALKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POLICE?! REALLY? JAYWALKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POLICE?! ISN'T THERE ANY LAW LEFT IN THIS FRONT OF THE POLICE?! ISN'T THERE ANY LAW LEFT IN THIS TOWN?! ISN'T THERE ANY LAW LEFT IN THIS TOWN?! Gumball: HUH? TOWN?! Gumball: HUH? WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT Gumball: HUH? WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR THIS WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR THIS ICE CREAM, HUH?! IS, WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR THIS ICE CREAM, HUH?! WHY DON'T I JUST HELP MYSELF?! ICE CREAM, HUH?! WHY DON'T I JUST HELP MYSELF?! WHY DON'T I JUST TAKE THE WHOLE WHY DON'T I JUST HELP MYSELF?! WHY DON'T I JUST TAKE THE WHOLE DARN TRUCK?! WHY DON'T I JUST TAKE THE WHOLE DARN TRUCK?! OHH! OHH! DARN TRUCK?! OHH! OHH! WHY DON'T I JUST UPSET WHO I OHH! OHH! WHY DON'T I JUST UPSET WHO I LIKE?! WHY DON'T I JUST UPSET WHO I LIKE?! Gumball: WELL, THAT GOT OUT LIKE?! Gumball: WELL, THAT GOT OUT OF HAND QUICKLY.
Gumball: WELL, THAT GOT OUT OF HAND QUICKLY.
I MEAN, SINCE THERE'S OF HAND QUICKLY.
I MEAN, SINCE THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NO LAW IN THIS TOWN, I MEAN, SINCE THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NO LAW IN THIS TOWN, WHY DON'T I TAKE A NICE DRIVE OBVIOUSLY NO LAW IN THIS TOWN, WHY DON'T I TAKE A NICE DRIVE RIGHT THROUGH THE PARK?! WHY DON'T I TAKE A NICE DRIVE RIGHT THROUGH THE PARK?! WHY DON'T I JUST KEEP ON DRIVING RIGHT THROUGH THE PARK?! WHY DON'T I JUST KEEP ON DRIVING UNTIL I RUN SOMEONE OVER?! WHY DON'T I JUST KEEP ON DRIVING UNTIL I RUN SOMEONE OVER?! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
UNTIL I RUN SOMEONE OVER?! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
Gumball: [ PANTING .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
Gumball: [ PANTING .]
WE NEED A VEHICLE! Gumball: [ PANTING .]
WE NEED A VEHICLE! Darwin: THERE! WE NEED A VEHICLE! Darwin: THERE! [ BABY LAUGHS .]
Darwin: THERE! [ BABY LAUGHS .]
Gumball: IS THIS REALLY THE [ BABY LAUGHS .]
Gumball: IS THIS REALLY THE BEST WE COULD DO?! Gumball: IS THIS REALLY THE BEST WE COULD DO?! JUST STEP ON IT AND PUT THE BEST WE COULD DO?! JUST STEP ON IT AND PUT THE SIREN ON! JUST STEP ON IT AND PUT THE SIREN ON! Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! SIREN ON! Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! DISREGARD FOR EVERYONE'S WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! DISREGARD FOR EVERYONE'S HEALTH AND SAFETY?! DISREGARD FOR EVERYONE'S HEALTH AND SAFETY?! Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! HEALTH AND SAFETY?! Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! GET OUT OF THE WAY, DOUGH Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! GET OUT OF THE WAY, DOUGH BOY! GET OUT OF THE WAY, DOUGH BOY! Gumball: AAH! WATCH OUT! BOY! Gumball: AAH! WATCH OUT! NO! I'VE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE Gumball: AAH! WATCH OUT! NO! I'VE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE USING THEIR STROLLERS LIKE NO! I'VE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE USING THEIR STROLLERS LIKE WEAPONS TO PUSH PEOPLE OUT OF USING THEIR STROLLERS LIKE WEAPONS TO PUSH PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR WAY! WEAPONS TO PUSH PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR WAY! FOR ONCE, YOU CAN GO AROU-- THEIR WAY! FOR ONCE, YOU CAN GO AROU-- WHY DON'T I RUN OVER THIS FOR ONCE, YOU CAN GO AROU-- WHY DON'T I RUN OVER THIS BEAUTIFUL LAWN, AND THE WHY DON'T I RUN OVER THIS BEAUTIFUL LAWN, AND THE PULL OVER! BEAUTIFUL LAWN, AND THE PULL OVER! DISREGARD FOR MOTHER PULL OVER! DISREGARD FOR MOTHER NATURE! DISREGARD FOR MOTHER NATURE! PULL OVER, LADY! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
SHE'S HEAD FOR THE GATE! [ ALL COUGHING .]
SHE'S HEAD FOR THE GATE! [ ALL COUGHING .]
OKAY.
SHE ASKED FOR IT.
[ ALL COUGHING .]
OKAY.
SHE ASKED FOR IT.
GET BEHIND HER! OKAY.
SHE ASKED FOR IT.
GET BEHIND HER! YAAH! GET BEHIND HER! YAAH! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
YAAH! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ OFF-KEY NOTES PLAY .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ OFF-KEY NOTES PLAY .]
WICKED! ICE-CREAM TRUCK! [ OFF-KEY NOTES PLAY .]
WICKED! ICE-CREAM TRUCK! COMMISSIONER, LOOK OUT! WICKED! ICE-CREAM TRUCK! COMMISSIONER, LOOK OUT! DON'T MOVE! COMMISSIONER, LOOK OUT! DON'T MOVE! YOU SHOULD'VE DONE YOUR JOB WHEN DON'T MOVE! YOU SHOULD'VE DONE YOUR JOB WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE.
YOU SHOULD'VE DONE YOUR JOB WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE.
ONE MORE STEP AND THE YOU HAD THE CHANCE.
ONE MORE STEP AND THE COMMISSIONER KICKS HIS OWN ONE MORE STEP AND THE COMMISSIONER KICKS HIS OWN BUCKET! COMMISSIONER KICKS HIS OWN BUCKET! PLEASE DON'T! BUCKET! PLEASE DON'T! I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE NUGGETS PLEASE DON'T! I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE NUGGETS TO FEED! I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE NUGGETS TO FEED! Gumball: COME ON, MAN -- DO TO FEED! Gumball: COME ON, MAN -- DO SOMETHING.
Gumball: COME ON, MAN -- DO SOMETHING.
I CAN'T! SOMETHING.
I CAN'T! I CAN'T THINK OF ANY LAME PUNS.
I CAN'T! I CAN'T THINK OF ANY LAME PUNS.
AND I'M NOT A COP ANYMORE.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY LAME PUNS.
AND I'M NOT A COP ANYMORE.
YES, YOU ARE.
AND I'M NOT A COP ANYMORE.
YES, YOU ARE.
[ BOTH IMITATE DRAMATIC MUSIC YES, YOU ARE.
[ BOTH IMITATE DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
AAH! AAH! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES .]
YOU JUST GOT ICED.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES .]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES .]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
WELL, LIKE I'VE ALWAYS SAID, [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
WELL, LIKE I'VE ALWAYS SAID, WHEN THE POTATO CHIPS ARE DOWN, WELL, LIKE I'VE ALWAYS SAID, WHEN THE POTATO CHIPS ARE DOWN, THE HASH COME OUT TO BROWN.
WHEN THE POTATO CHIPS ARE DOWN, THE HASH COME OUT TO BROWN.
Gumball: CAN WE TAKE THESE THE HASH COME OUT TO BROWN.
Gumball: CAN WE TAKE THESE OFF, PLEASE? Gumball: CAN WE TAKE THESE OFF, PLEASE? IT'S LIKE A MILLION DEGREES OUT OFF, PLEASE? IT'S LIKE A MILLION DEGREES OUT HERE.
IT'S LIKE A MILLION DEGREES OUT HERE.
NO, YOU'RE IN SHOCK.
HERE.
NO, YOU'RE IN SHOCK.
Gumball: CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE NO, YOU'RE IN SHOCK.
Gumball: CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE AN ICE CREAM? Gumball: CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE AN ICE CREAM? Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AN ICE CREAM? Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH HER? Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH HER? I'LL DO WHAT ANY COOL COP WITH HER? I'LL DO WHAT ANY COOL COP WOULD DO AND LET HER OFF WITH A I'LL DO WHAT ANY COOL COP WOULD DO AND LET HER OFF WITH A WARNING.
WOULD DO AND LET HER OFF WITH A WARNING.
Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WARNING.
Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT WOMAN IS A MENACE TO Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT WOMAN IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY! THAT WOMAN IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY! SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATHIC SOCIETY! SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATHIC CRIMINAL! SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATHIC CRIMINAL! AH.
TOO COOL? [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
Gumball: [ Thinking .]
FIRST, DISTRACT TARGET.
Gumball: [ Thinking .]
FIRST, DISTRACT TARGET.
LOOK! BEHIND YOU! DISTRACT TARGET.
LOOK! BEHIND YOU! YOUR BUTT! LOOK! BEHIND YOU! YOUR BUTT! [ Thinking .]
THEN DISORIENTATE.
YOUR BUTT! [ Thinking .]
THEN DISORIENTATE.
ADOPT A 90-DEGREE EVASION.
[ Thinking .]
THEN DISORIENTATE.
ADOPT A 90-DEGREE EVASION.
UPPERCUT.
ADOPT A 90-DEGREE EVASION.
UPPERCUT.
AND DISARM.
UPPERCUT.
AND DISARM.
DISCOMBOBULATE.
AND DISARM.
DISCOMBOBULATE.
WAIT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT DISCOMBOBULATE.
WAIT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
WAIT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
JUST DOUBLE-BONK HIM ON THE HEAD MEANS.
JUST DOUBLE-BONK HIM ON THE HEAD REAL HARD.
JUST DOUBLE-BONK HIM ON THE HEAD REAL HARD.
Darwin: OOH! REAL HARD.
Darwin: OOH! Gumball: EMPLOY RABBIT BLOCK Darwin: OOH! Gumball: EMPLOY RABBIT BLOCK AND STRIKE.
Gumball: EMPLOY RABBIT BLOCK AND STRIKE.
ENEMY DISARMED, CONFUSED -- AND STRIKE.
ENEMY DISARMED, CONFUSED -- READY FOR THE COUP DE GRACE.
ENEMY DISARMED, CONFUSED -- READY FOR THE COUP DE GRACE.
DELIVER FINAL QUIP.
READY FOR THE COUP DE GRACE.
DELIVER FINAL QUIP.
TIME TO HIT THE SACK, LITERALLY.
DELIVER FINAL QUIP.
TIME TO HIT THE SACK, LITERALLY.
[ Thinking .]
A FORMIDABLE PLAN.
TIME TO HIT THE SACK, LITERALLY.
[ Thinking .]
A FORMIDABLE PLAN.
COMMENCE ATTACK.
[ Thinking .]
A FORMIDABLE PLAN.
COMMENCE ATTACK.
Anais: HYAH! COMMENCE ATTACK.
Anais: HYAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
Anais: HYAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! [ LAUGHTER .]
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE SCHOOL Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE SCHOOL BUS! YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE SCHOOL BUS! [ HORN HONKING .]
BUS! [ HORN HONKING .]
[ GASPS .]
[ HORN HONKING .]
[ GASPS .]
[ Thinking .]
OKAY.
PLAN OF [ GASPS .]
[ Thinking .]
OKAY.
PLAN OF ATTACK -- KICK CHAIR THROUGH THE [ Thinking .]
OKAY.
PLAN OF ATTACK -- KICK CHAIR THROUGH THE WINDOW, GRAB THE TWO BOYS, TWIRL ATTACK -- KICK CHAIR THROUGH THE WINDOW, GRAB THE TWO BOYS, TWIRL THREE TIMES TO GENERATE SPEED, WINDOW, GRAB THE TWO BOYS, TWIRL THREE TIMES TO GENERATE SPEED, RELEASE AT AN EXACT 78-DEGREE THREE TIMES TO GENERATE SPEED, RELEASE AT AN EXACT 78-DEGREE ANGLE, THROW THE BOYS THROUGH RELEASE AT AN EXACT 78-DEGREE ANGLE, THROW THE BOYS THROUGH THE WINDOW DIRECTLY INTO THE ANGLE, THROW THE BOYS THROUGH THE WINDOW DIRECTLY INTO THE SCHOOL BUS, PRESERVE REPUTATION THE WINDOW DIRECTLY INTO THE SCHOOL BUS, PRESERVE REPUTATION FOR PUNCTUALITY, DELIVER CLEVER SCHOOL BUS, PRESERVE REPUTATION FOR PUNCTUALITY, DELIVER CLEVER MOM QUIP.
FOR PUNCTUALITY, DELIVER CLEVER MOM QUIP.
WHAT? MOM QUIP.
WHAT? WHERE ARE THEY? WHAT? WHERE ARE THEY? [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
WHERE ARE THEY? [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
Anais: I THINK YOU LOST THEM [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
Anais: I THINK YOU LOST THEM AT THROW THEM THROUGH THE Anais: I THINK YOU LOST THEM AT THROW THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW.
AT THROW THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
WINDOW.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
Anais: ALL RIGHT.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
Anais: ALL RIGHT.
WHAT WAS YOUR QUIP? Anais: ALL RIGHT.
WHAT WAS YOUR QUIP? Mom: [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
WHAT WAS YOUR QUIP? Mom: [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
YOU JUST GOT BUS-TED.
Mom: [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
YOU JUST GOT BUS-TED.
Anais: MEH.
WOULD'VE BEEN YOU JUST GOT BUS-TED.
Anais: MEH.
WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF YOU'D SAID, "YOU JUST Anais: MEH.
WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF YOU'D SAID, "YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED.
" BETTER IF YOU'D SAID, "YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED.
" Mom: YOU JUST GOT -- GOT SCHOOLED.
" Mom: YOU JUST GOT -- Anais: IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
Mom: YOU JUST GOT -- Anais: IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
Anais: IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
[ HIGH-PITCHED SNEEZE .]
Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
[ HIGH-PITCHED SNEEZE .]
Gumball: DUDE, WHAT IS THAT? [ HIGH-PITCHED SNEEZE .]
Gumball: DUDE, WHAT IS THAT? YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL Gumball: DUDE, WHAT IS THAT? YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL MORNING.
YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL MORNING.
Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
MORNING.
Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
SNEEZING.
CAN'T YOU TELL? Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
SNEEZING.
CAN'T YOU TELL? Gumball: NOT REALLY.
SNEEZING.
CAN'T YOU TELL? Gumball: NOT REALLY.
YOU SOUND LIKE THE WORLD'S Gumball: NOT REALLY.
YOU SOUND LIKE THE WORLD'S ANGRIEST BABY.
YOU SOUND LIKE THE WORLD'S ANGRIEST BABY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ANGRIEST BABY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Darwin: MY THROAT IS ITCHY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Darwin: MY THROAT IS ITCHY.
AH-CHOO! Darwin: MY THROAT IS ITCHY.
AH-CHOO! MY BREATH IS WHEEZY.
AH-CHOO! MY BREATH IS WHEEZY.
AH-CHOO! MY BREATH IS WHEEZY.
AH-CHOO! MY EYES ARE WATERY.
AH-CHOO! MY EYES ARE WATERY.
AH-CHOO! MY EYES ARE WATERY.
AH-CHOO! Gumball: MM.
SOUNDS LIKE AH-CHOO! Gumball: MM.
SOUNDS LIKE WORMS.
Gumball: MM.
SOUNDS LIKE WORMS.
I THINK YOU'VE GOT WORMS.
WORMS.
I THINK YOU'VE GOT WORMS.
JUST SQUAT OVER A BOWL OF MILK I THINK YOU'VE GOT WORMS.
JUST SQUAT OVER A BOWL OF MILK AND WHISTLE TILL THEY COME OUT.
JUST SQUAT OVER A BOWL OF MILK AND WHISTLE TILL THEY COME OUT.
Darwin: NO, DUDE, I THINK I'M AND WHISTLE TILL THEY COME OUT.
Darwin: NO, DUDE, I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING.
Darwin: NO, DUDE, I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, MY ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, MY FRIEND.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, MY FRIEND.
WHATEVER IT IS, WE WILL FIND IT, FRIEND.
WHATEVER IT IS, WE WILL FIND IT, AND WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE WHATEVER IT IS, WE WILL FIND IT, AND WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIND YOU A CURE! AND WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIND YOU A CURE! AND YOU WILL BE RID OF THIS FIND YOU A CURE! AND YOU WILL BE RID OF THIS TERRIBLE AFFLICTION! AND YOU WILL BE RID OF THIS TERRIBLE AFFLICTION! I PROMISE! TERRIBLE AFFLICTION! I PROMISE! [ VIDEO GAME PLAYING .]
I PROMISE! [ VIDEO GAME PLAYING .]
Darwin: SO? WHEN? [ VIDEO GAME PLAYING .]
Darwin: SO? WHEN? Gumball: HUH? "WHEN" WHAT? Darwin: SO? WHEN? Gumball: HUH? "WHEN" WHAT? Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: HUH? "WHEN" WHAT? Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ VIDEO GAME CRASHES .]
Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ VIDEO GAME CRASHES .]
Gumball: OH.
THAT.
[ VIDEO GAME CRASHES .]
Gumball: OH.
THAT.
WELL, NOW, I GUESS.
Gumball: OH.
THAT.
WELL, NOW, I GUESS.
SO, THE SYMPTOMS ARE A WEIRD, WELL, NOW, I GUESS.
SO, THE SYMPTOMS ARE A WEIRD, EMPTY SENSATION IN MY STOMACH, A SO, THE SYMPTOMS ARE A WEIRD, EMPTY SENSATION IN MY STOMACH, A FEELING OF LIGHTHEADEDNESS, AND EMPTY SENSATION IN MY STOMACH, A FEELING OF LIGHTHEADEDNESS, AND AN UNUSUAL AMOUNT OF SALIVA IN FEELING OF LIGHTHEADEDNESS, AND AN UNUSUAL AMOUNT OF SALIVA IN MY MOUTH WHEN I THINK OF FOOD.
AN UNUSUAL AMOUNT OF SALIVA IN MY MOUTH WHEN I THINK OF FOOD.
I CHECKED ON THE INTERNET, AND MY MOUTH WHEN I THINK OF FOOD.
I CHECKED ON THE INTERNET, AND APPARENTLY, IT MIGHT BE I CHECKED ON THE INTERNET, AND APPARENTLY, IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING CALLED THE G-VIRUS, APPARENTLY, IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING CALLED THE G-VIRUS, WHICH CAN ONLY BE CURED BY SOMETHING CALLED THE G-VIRUS, WHICH CAN ONLY BE CURED BY CUTTING OFF THE INFECTED PART OR WHICH CAN ONLY BE CURED BY CUTTING OFF THE INFECTED PART OR THE REMOVAL OF THE BRAIN.
CUTTING OFF THE INFECTED PART OR THE REMOVAL OF THE BRAIN.
HMM.
I'M GONNA PRESCRIBE TWO THE REMOVAL OF THE BRAIN.
HMM.
I'M GONNA PRESCRIBE TWO WEEKS OFF AND A COUPLE OF HEAVY HMM.
I'M GONNA PRESCRIBE TWO WEEKS OFF AND A COUPLE OF HEAVY SEDATIVES A DAY FOR SIX WEEKS.
WEEKS OFF AND A COUPLE OF HEAVY SEDATIVES A DAY FOR SIX WEEKS.
AH! THANK YOU! SEDATIVES A DAY FOR SIX WEEKS.
AH! THANK YOU! NO, THAT'S FOR ME.
AH! THANK YOU! NO, THAT'S FOR ME.
WHAT YOU DESCRIBED IS CALLED NO, THAT'S FOR ME.
WHAT YOU DESCRIBED IS CALLED BEING HUNGRY.
WHAT YOU DESCRIBED IS CALLED BEING HUNGRY.
NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME, PLEASE BEING HUNGRY.
NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME, PLEASE GET OUT OF MY OFFICE SO I CAN NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME, PLEASE GET OUT OF MY OFFICE SO I CAN CURL UP UNDER MY DESK AND REVISE GET OUT OF MY OFFICE SO I CAN CURL UP UNDER MY DESK AND REVISE MY CAREER CHOICES.
CURL UP UNDER MY DESK AND REVISE MY CAREER CHOICES.
BUT I TOLD YOU, I NEED -- MY CAREER CHOICES.
BUT I TOLD YOU, I NEED -- Gumball: HI.
DARWIN CAN'T BUT I TOLD YOU, I NEED -- Gumball: HI.
DARWIN CAN'T STOP SNEE-- Gumball: HI.
DARWIN CAN'T STOP SNEE-- BUT I WAS HERE FIRST! STOP SNEE-- BUT I WAS HERE FIRST! JUST A SEC.
BUT I WAS HERE FIRST! JUST A SEC.
[ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
JUST A SEC.
[ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
HOW CAN I HELP YOU? [ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
HOW CAN I HELP YOU? Darwin: AH-CHOO! HOW CAN I HELP YOU? Darwin: AH-CHOO! RIGHT.
SOUNDS LIKE A SIMPLY Darwin: AH-CHOO! RIGHT.
SOUNDS LIKE A SIMPLY ALLERGY.
RIGHT.
SOUNDS LIKE A SIMPLY ALLERGY.
JUST HOLD IT IN AND GET BACK TO ALLERGY.
JUST HOLD IT IN AND GET BACK TO CLASS.
JUST HOLD IT IN AND GET BACK TO CLASS.
Darwin: OH, OKAY.
CLASS.
Darwin: OH, OKAY.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
Darwin: OH, OKAY.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
[ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
[ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
YOU SHOULD NEVER HOLD IN A [ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
YOU SHOULD NEVER HOLD IN A SNEEZE! YOU SHOULD NEVER HOLD IN A SNEEZE! IT'S VERY DANGEROUS.
SNEEZE! IT'S VERY DANGEROUS.
YOU COULD POP A BLOOD VESSEL OR IT'S VERY DANGEROUS.
YOU COULD POP A BLOOD VESSEL OR EVEN WORSE.
YOU COULD POP A BLOOD VESSEL OR EVEN WORSE.
Gumball: IS SHE RIGHT? EVEN WORSE.
Gumball: IS SHE RIGHT? WHAT SHE IS, IS A PAIN IN THE Gumball: IS SHE RIGHT? WHAT SHE IS, IS A PAIN IN THE NECK WHO MAKES MY JOB A WHAT SHE IS, IS A PAIN IN THE NECK WHO MAKES MY JOB A NIGHTMARE.
NECK WHO MAKES MY JOB A NIGHTMARE.
IF YOU HAVE A PAIN IN THE NIGHTMARE.
IF YOU HAVE A PAIN IN THE NECK, YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSULT IF YOU HAVE A PAIN IN THE NECK, YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSULT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.
NECK, YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSULT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! VERTEBRAE MAY HAVE Darwin: AH-CHOO! VERTEBRAE MAY HAVE SLIPPED OUT OF ALIGNMENT, WHICH VERTEBRAE MAY HAVE SLIPPED OUT OF ALIGNMENT, WHICH COULD BE A SIGN OF SOMETHING SLIPPED OUT OF ALIGNMENT, WHICH COULD BE A SIGN OF SOMETHING HAVE A NICE DAY.
COULD BE A SIGN OF SOMETHING HAVE A NICE DAY.
Gumball: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED HAVE A NICE DAY.
Gumball: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF KIDS WHO ARE Gumball: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF KIDS WHO ARE ILL.
TO TAKE CARE OF KIDS WHO ARE ILL.
HAVE A NICE DAY! ILL.
HAVE A NICE DAY! Gumball: BUT WE STILL DON'T HAVE A NICE DAY! Gumball: BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S ALLERGIC TO.
Gumball: BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S ALLERGIC TO.
HAVE A NICE DAY! KNOW WHAT HE'S ALLERGIC TO.
HAVE A NICE DAY! Gumball: I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE HAVE A NICE DAY! Gumball: I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
Gumball: I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
HAVE A NICE -- TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
HAVE A NICE -- Darwin: AH-CHOO! HAVE A NICE -- Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE WAS Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE WAS GONNA SAY NOW.
I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE WAS GONNA SAY NOW.
Darwin: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? GONNA SAY NOW.
Darwin: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? Gumball: HMM.
WE'RE GONNA Darwin: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? Gumball: HMM.
WE'RE GONNA NEED TO FIND AN ALTERNATIVE TO Gumball: HMM.
WE'RE GONNA NEED TO FIND AN ALTERNATIVE TO TRADITIONAL MEDICINE.
NEED TO FIND AN ALTERNATIVE TO TRADITIONAL MEDICINE.
[ DOOR SLAMS .]
TRADITIONAL MEDICINE.
[ DOOR SLAMS .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
[ DOOR SLAMS .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
[ PANTING .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
[ PANTING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ PANTING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
DID I HEAR SOMEONE TALK ABOUT [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
DID I HEAR SOMEONE TALK ABOUT ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE? DID I HEAR SOMEONE TALK ABOUT ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE? ALTERNATIVE MEDICINES ARE OFTEN ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE? ALTERNATIVE MEDICINES ARE OFTEN RIDICULED FOR BEING A BUNCH OF ALTERNATIVE MEDICINES ARE OFTEN RIDICULED FOR BEING A BUNCH OF MAGIC BALONEY PRACTICED BY A RIDICULED FOR BEING A BUNCH OF MAGIC BALONEY PRACTICED BY A GANG OF ALMOST CRIMINAL BOZOS.
MAGIC BALONEY PRACTICED BY A GANG OF ALMOST CRIMINAL BOZOS.
BUT LOOK AT ME.
GANG OF ALMOST CRIMINAL BOZOS.
BUT LOOK AT ME.
YOU CAN TELL RIGHT AWAY IT IS NO BUT LOOK AT ME.
YOU CAN TELL RIGHT AWAY IT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.
YOU CAN TELL RIGHT AWAY IT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.
Gumball: YEAH, IT'S LAUGHING MATTER.
Gumball: YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY A BIT SAD.
Gumball: YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY A BIT SAD.
SO, THE PLAN IS TO CLEAN YOUR DEFINITELY A BIT SAD.
SO, THE PLAN IS TO CLEAN YOUR ENERGY BY ABSORBING THE TOXINS SO, THE PLAN IS TO CLEAN YOUR ENERGY BY ABSORBING THE TOXINS WITH THE POWER OF THIS ENERGY BY ABSORBING THE TOXINS WITH THE POWER OF THIS UNBREAKABLE CRYSTAL.
WITH THE POWER OF THIS UNBREAKABLE CRYSTAL.
THE POWER OF THESE TWO UNBREAKABLE CRYSTAL.
THE POWER OF THESE TWO UNBREAKABLE CRYSTALS.
THE POWER OF THESE TWO UNBREAKABLE CRYSTALS.
Gumball: HOW DOES THAT WORK? UNBREAKABLE CRYSTALS.
Gumball: HOW DOES THAT WORK? MM.
I DON'T KNOW.
Gumball: HOW DOES THAT WORK? MM.
I DON'T KNOW.
THE MAGAZINE THIS CAME WITH WENT MM.
I DON'T KNOW.
THE MAGAZINE THIS CAME WITH WENT BANKRUPT AFTER TWO EDITIONS.
THE MAGAZINE THIS CAME WITH WENT BANKRUPT AFTER TWO EDITIONS.
I'LL JUST, UH, DO THIS.
BANKRUPT AFTER TWO EDITIONS.
I'LL JUST, UH, DO THIS.
Darwin: [ GROANS .]
I'LL JUST, UH, DO THIS.
Darwin: [ GROANS .]
HOW DOES THAT FEEL? Darwin: [ GROANS .]
HOW DOES THAT FEEL? Darwin: GOOD.
I THINK -- HOW DOES THAT FEEL? Darwin: GOOD.
I THINK -- AH-CHOO! Darwin: GOOD.
I THINK -- AH-CHOO! UNH! AH-CHOO! UNH! [ BODY THUDS .]
UNH! [ BODY THUDS .]
I'M NOT OKAY! [ BODY THUDS .]
I'M NOT OKAY! DON'T WORRY! I'M NOT OKAY! DON'T WORRY! I'VE GOT A DIPLOMA IN THE DON'T WORRY! I'VE GOT A DIPLOMA IN THE ANCIENT ART OF ACUPUNCTURE.
I'VE GOT A DIPLOMA IN THE ANCIENT ART OF ACUPUNCTURE.
Gumball: REALLY? ANCIENT ART OF ACUPUNCTURE.
Gumball: REALLY? YEAH, I BOUGHT IT ON THE Gumball: REALLY? YEAH, I BOUGHT IT ON THE INTERNET.
YEAH, I BOUGHT IT ON THE INTERNET.
IT CAME WITH A SCUBA-DIVING INTERNET.
IT CAME WITH A SCUBA-DIVING LICENSE AND A DOG-BREEDING IT CAME WITH A SCUBA-DIVING LICENSE AND A DOG-BREEDING PERMIT.
LICENSE AND A DOG-BREEDING PERMIT.
Darwin: OW! EEE! OHH! PERMIT.
Darwin: OW! EEE! OHH! ARGH! NOT THERE! Darwin: OW! EEE! OHH! ARGH! NOT THERE! OHH! ARGH! NOT THERE! OHH! Gumball: WELL, ON A PAIN OHH! Gumball: WELL, ON A PAIN SCALE OF 1 TO 10, THIS LOOKS Gumball: WELL, ON A PAIN SCALE OF 1 TO 10, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD SCORE AT LEAST, SCALE OF 1 TO 10, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD SCORE AT LEAST, UH"SOMEBODY PLEASE FINISH ME LIKE IT WOULD SCORE AT LEAST, UH"SOMEBODY PLEASE FINISH ME OFF.
UH"SOMEBODY PLEASE FINISH ME OFF.
EVERY SECOND OF MY TRAGIC OFF.
EVERY SECOND OF MY TRAGIC EXISTENCE IS PURE AGONY.
" EVERY SECOND OF MY TRAGIC EXISTENCE IS PURE AGONY.
" DON'T WORRY.
EXISTENCE IS PURE AGONY.
" DON'T WORRY.
ACUPUNCTURE IS COMPLETELY DON'T WORRY.
ACUPUNCTURE IS COMPLETELY PAINLESS.
ACUPUNCTURE IS COMPLETELY PAINLESS.
Darwin: YOU'RE RIGHT.
PAINLESS.
Darwin: YOU'RE RIGHT.
I CAN'T FEEL PAINOR ANYTHING Darwin: YOU'RE RIGHT.
I CAN'T FEEL PAINOR ANYTHING FROM THE NECK DOWN.
I CAN'T FEEL PAINOR ANYTHING FROM THE NECK DOWN.
YEAH, I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE FROM THE NECK DOWN.
YEAH, I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE EXACT ENERGY POINTS I NEED TO YEAH, I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE EXACT ENERGY POINTS I NEED TO STRIKE, SO BETTER SAFE THAN EXACT ENERGY POINTS I NEED TO STRIKE, SO BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
STRIKE, SO BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
BUT, HEY! SORRY.
BUT, HEY! AT LEAST IT WORKED.
BUT, HEY! AT LEAST IT WORKED.
YOU HAVEN'T SNEEZED FOR A WHOL-- AT LEAST IT WORKED.
YOU HAVEN'T SNEEZED FOR A WHOL-- Darwin: AH-CHOO! YOU HAVEN'T SNEEZED FOR A WHOL-- Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ DEFLATING .]
Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ DEFLATING .]
Gumball: UH, I CAN SMELL [ DEFLATING .]
Gumball: UH, I CAN SMELL DANCING AND TASTE PURPLE.
Gumball: UH, I CAN SMELL DANCING AND TASTE PURPLE.
ARE THERE GONNA BE ANY MORE SIDE DANCING AND TASTE PURPLE.
ARE THERE GONNA BE ANY MORE SIDE EFFECTS? ARE THERE GONNA BE ANY MORE SIDE EFFECTS? [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
EFFECTS? [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
I'M SORRY.
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
I'M SORRY.
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS I'M SORRY.
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS UGH! WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS UGH! Darwin: AH-CHOO! UGH! Darwin: AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! Darwin: AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! Gumball: YEAH, I THINK THE AH-CHOO! Gumball: YEAH, I THINK THE BEST THING TO DO IS JUST IGNORE Gumball: YEAH, I THINK THE BEST THING TO DO IS JUST IGNORE IT.
BEST THING TO DO IS JUST IGNORE IT.
I MEAN, HOW BAD CAN IT GET? IT.
I MEAN, HOW BAD CAN IT GET? [ GRUNTING .]
I MEAN, HOW BAD CAN IT GET? [ GRUNTING .]
DO YOU HAVE ANY 9s? [ GRUNTING .]
DO YOU HAVE ANY 9s? Darwin: NO.
AH-CHOO! DO YOU HAVE ANY 9s? Darwin: NO.
AH-CHOO! [ BODY THUDS .]
Darwin: NO.
AH-CHOO! [ BODY THUDS .]
GO FISH.
[ BODY THUDS .]
GO FISH.
Gumball: IT'S THE OTHER GO FISH.
Gumball: IT'S THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
Gumball: IT'S THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
I THINK YOUR ALLERGY IS STARTING PEOPLE THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
I THINK YOUR ALLERGY IS STARTING TO SERIOUSLY GET ON THEIR I THINK YOUR ALLERGY IS STARTING TO SERIOUSLY GET ON THEIR NERVES.
TO SERIOUSLY GET ON THEIR NERVES.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! NERVES.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Darwin: AH-CHOO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SO ANNOYING.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SO ANNOYING.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! SO ANNOYING.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! Darwin: AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AAH! AH-CHOO! AAH! I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT! AAH! I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT! UH, PROBABLY.
I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT! UH, PROBABLY.
HMM.
UH, PROBABLY.
HMM.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! HMM.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! AAH! Darwin: AH-CHOO! AAH! [ BODY THUDS .]
Darwin: AHHH-CHOO! [ BODY THUDS .]
THAT HURT! [ BODY THUDS .]
THAT HURT! Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THAT HURT! Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE SUSPENDED FOR BEING TOO Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE SUSPENDED FOR BEING TOO DANGEROUS.
WERE SUSPENDED FOR BEING TOO DANGEROUS.
Dad: WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE DANGEROUS.
Dad: WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DITCHED SCHOOL WITHOUT Dad: WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DITCHED SCHOOL WITHOUT A PROPER EXCUSE.
YOU JUST DITCHED SCHOOL WITHOUT A PROPER EXCUSE.
Gumball: WELL, WE ARE ALL IN A PROPER EXCUSE.
Gumball: WELL, WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
Gumball: WELL, WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
IF DARWIN GETS TO SKIP CLASS, THIS TOGETHER.
IF DARWIN GETS TO SKIP CLASS, THEN SO DO I.
IF DARWIN GETS TO SKIP CLASS, THEN SO DO I.
Darwin: I THOUGHT THIS WAS THEN SO DO I.
Darwin: I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT FINDING WHAT I'M ALLERGIC Darwin: I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT FINDING WHAT I'M ALLERGIC TO.
ABOUT FINDING WHAT I'M ALLERGIC TO.
Gumball: YES, THAT, AS WELL.
TO.
Gumball: YES, THAT, AS WELL.
Anais: WELL, HE'S BEEN Gumball: YES, THAT, AS WELL.
Anais: WELL, HE'S BEEN HANGING AROUND WITH YOU ALL DAY, Anais: WELL, HE'S BEEN HANGING AROUND WITH YOU ALL DAY, SO MAYBE HE'S ALLERGIC TO HANGING AROUND WITH YOU ALL DAY, SO MAYBE HE'S ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY.
SO MAYBE HE'S ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY.
Gumball: HEY! IT'S NOT NICE STUPIDITY.
Gumball: HEY! IT'S NOT NICE TO BE MEAN ABOUT PEOPLE'S Gumball: HEY! IT'S NOT NICE TO BE MEAN ABOUT PEOPLE'S STUPIDITY! TO BE MEAN ABOUT PEOPLE'S STUPIDITY! BUT I'M GONNA CALM DOWN NOW STUPIDITY! BUT I'M GONNA CALM DOWN NOW BECAUSE, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT BUT I'M GONNA CALM DOWN NOW BECAUSE, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE A GOOD BECAUSE, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE A GOOD THEORY! IT, THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE A GOOD THEORY! Anais: UH, IS IT? THEORY! Anais: UH, IS IT? Gumball: WELL, YEAH.
Anais: UH, IS IT? Gumball: WELL, YEAH.
IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT STUPID Gumball: WELL, YEAH.
IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT STUPID PILLOW FIGHT.
IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT STUPID PILLOW FIGHT.
Darwin: AND THE MORE PEOPLE PILLOW FIGHT.
Darwin: AND THE MORE PEOPLE GAVE ME STUPID SOLUTIONS, THE Darwin: AND THE MORE PEOPLE GAVE ME STUPID SOLUTIONS, THE WORSE IT GOT.
GAVE ME STUPID SOLUTIONS, THE WORSE IT GOT.
Anais: HMM.
WORSE IT GOT.
Anais: HMM.
THERE MUST BE A WAY TO PROVE Anais: HMM.
THERE MUST BE A WAY TO PROVE THIS.
THERE MUST BE A WAY TO PROVE THIS.
BUT HOW? THIS.
BUT HOW? Dad: HEY, GUYS, DO YOU BUT HOW? Dad: HEY, GUYS, DO YOU SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT TREE DOES Dad: HEY, GUYS, DO YOU SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT TREE DOES CHEESE COME FROM? SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT TREE DOES CHEESE COME FROM? Darwin: AH-CHOO! CHEESE COME FROM? Darwin: AH-CHOO! Anais: NOW WE'RE SURE.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Anais: NOW WE'RE SURE.
Mom: OKAY, WE NEED TO COME UP Anais: NOW WE'RE SURE.
Mom: OKAY, WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN, BUT PLEASE, NO MORE Mom: OKAY, WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN, BUT PLEASE, NO MORE STUPID IDEAS.
WITH A PLAN, BUT PLEASE, NO MORE STUPID IDEAS.
I DON'T THINK THIS HOUSE CAN STUPID IDEAS.
I DON'T THINK THIS HOUSE CAN TAKE IT.
I DON'T THINK THIS HOUSE CAN TAKE IT.
OR ANY OTHER HOUSE, FOR THAT TAKE IT.
OR ANY OTHER HOUSE, FOR THAT MATTER.
OR ANY OTHER HOUSE, FOR THAT MATTER.
GUMBALL, PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU MATTER.
GUMBALL, PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.
GUMBALL, PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.
Gumball: WHAT IF WE -- SPEAK.
Gumball: WHAT IF WE -- Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: WHAT IF WE -- Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ BOTH COUGHING .]
Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ BOTH COUGHING .]
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT? [ BOTH COUGHING .]
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT? DUDE, I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT? DUDE, I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY SENTENCE! DUDE, I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY SENTENCE! Darwin: SORRY.
I ANTICIPATED.
SENTENCE! Darwin: SORRY.
I ANTICIPATED.
Anais: IT WAS BOUND TO BE Darwin: SORRY.
I ANTICIPATED.
Anais: IT WAS BOUND TO BE STUPID.
Anais: IT WAS BOUND TO BE STUPID.
Gumball: HEY! WE'RE IN A STUPID.
Gumball: HEY! WE'RE IN A DEMOCRACY HERE! Gumball: HEY! WE'RE IN A DEMOCRACY HERE! CAN I GET A CHANCE TO SPEAK, DEMOCRACY HERE! CAN I GET A CHANCE TO SPEAK, PLEASE? CAN I GET A CHANCE TO SPEAK, PLEASE? Anais: [ SIGHS .]
PLEASE? Anais: [ SIGHS .]
Gumball: WHAT IF HE SNEEZED Anais: [ SIGHS .]
Gumball: WHAT IF HE SNEEZED UPWARDS? Gumball: WHAT IF HE SNEEZED UPWARDS? NOTHING WOULD GET DAMAGED.
UPWARDS? NOTHING WOULD GET DAMAGED.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! NOTHING WOULD GET DAMAGED.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Anais: I KNEW IT.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Anais: I KNEW IT.
Gumball: [ GRUMBLES .]
Anais: I KNEW IT.
Gumball: [ GRUMBLES .]
Mom: COME ON.
YOU'RE THE ONE Gumball: [ GRUMBLES .]
Mom: COME ON.
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH ALL THE GOOD GENES.
Mom: COME ON.
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH ALL THE GOOD GENES.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO? WITH ALL THE GOOD GENES.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO? Anais: LET'S MOVE TO THE WHAT SHOULD WE DO? Anais: LET'S MOVE TO THE DESERT.
Anais: LET'S MOVE TO THE DESERT.
THERE'S NOTHING TO DESTROY DESERT.
THERE'S NOTHING TO DESTROY THERE.
THERE'S NOTHING TO DESTROY THERE.
Mom: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE NOT THERE.
Mom: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK.
Mom: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO LISTEN TO GONNA TALK.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO LISTEN TO THE RADIO.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO LISTEN TO THE RADIO.
WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT? THE RADIO.
WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT? TRY H2LOW, OUR NEW DIET WATER.
WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT? TRY H2LOW, OUR NEW DIET WATER.
TWICE THE TASTE, HALF THE WASTE.
TRY H2LOW, OUR NEW DIET WATER.
TWICE THE TASTE, HALF THE WASTE.
SIGHS.
TWICE THE TASTE, HALF THE WASTE.
SIGHS.
Anais: DIET WATER? SIGHS.
Anais: DIET WATER? THAT SOUNDS COMPLETELY STU-- Anais: DIET WATER? THAT SOUNDS COMPLETELY STU-- Darwin: AH-CHOO! THAT SOUNDS COMPLETELY STU-- Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: I GUESS WE'LL BE Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: I GUESS WE'LL BE WALKING.
Gumball: I GUESS WE'LL BE WALKING.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! WALKING.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: OR RUNNING.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: OR RUNNING.
COME ON, MAN! Gumball: OR RUNNING.
COME ON, MAN! Darwin: AH-CHOO! COME ON, MAN! Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
AH-CHOO! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! Anais: LET'S TRY THE OTHER AH-CHOO! Anais: LET'S TRY THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
Anais: LET'S TRY THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! WAY AROUND.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: HEY, THAT WAS A Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: HEY, THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD TRICK, MAN! Gumball: HEY, THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD TRICK, MAN! TRY SNEEZING DOWN! PRETTY GOOD TRICK, MAN! TRY SNEEZING DOWN! THAT SHOULD PROPEL US STRAIGHT TRY SNEEZING DOWN! THAT SHOULD PROPEL US STRAIGHT OUT OF TOWN.
THAT SHOULD PROPEL US STRAIGHT OUT OF TOWN.
Darwin: A-H-H-H-CHOO! Gumball: EVEN I ADMIT THAT WAS A STUPID IDEA.
Anais: AND IT'S GONNA GET WAS A STUPID IDEA.
Anais: AND IT'S GONNA GET WORSE! Anais: AND IT'S GONNA GET WORSE! R-U-U-U-UN! [ HORN HONKING .]
Gumball: QUICK! LET'S RUN AWAY AS FAST AS WE CAN IN A Gumball: QUICK! LET'S RUN AWAY AS FAST AS WE CAN IN A STRAIGHT LINE! AWAY AS FAST AS WE CAN IN A STRAIGHT LINE! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
Anais: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS MORE STUPID -- THE FACT THAT THAT WAS YOUR SOLUTION OR THAT MORE STUPID -- THE FACT THAT THAT WAS YOUR SOLUTION OR THAT WE CHOSE TO FOLLOW YOU.
THAT WAS YOUR SOLUTION OR THAT WE CHOSE TO FOLLOW YOU.
Darwin: AH-AH WE CHOSE TO FOLLOW YOU.
Darwin: AH-AH Gumball: I THINK IT WAS MORE Darwin: AH-AH Gumball: I THINK IT WAS MORE STUPID THAT YOU POINTED IT OUT.
Gumball: I THINK IT WAS MORE STUPID THAT YOU POINTED IT OUT.
Anais: NO! DON'T DO IT THERE! STUPID THAT YOU POINTED IT OUT.
Anais: NO! DON'T DO IT THERE! Darwin: AH-AH Anais: NO! DON'T DO IT THERE! Darwin: AH-AH Darwin: AH Darwin: AH-AH Darwin: AH Gumball: WE NEED TO CHOOSE! Darwin: AH Gumball: WE NEED TO CHOOSE! Darwin: GO FOR THE PANDA! Gumball: WE NEED TO CHOOSE! Darwin: GO FOR THE PANDA! THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON LIFE ANYWAY! Darwin: GO FOR THE PANDA! THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON LIFE ANYWAY! Anais: GUYS, OVER HERE! THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON LIFE ANYWAY! Anais: GUYS, OVER HERE! Darwin: AH-AH-AH-CHOO! [ BOTH SIGH .]
Gumball: THAT WAS CLOSE.
GOOD JOB, TEAM.
Gumball: THAT WAS CLOSE.
GOOD JOB, TEAM.
[ CATS MEOWING .]
GOOD JOB, TEAM.
[ CATS MEOWING .]
Anais: COME ON, DARWIN! [ CATS MEOWING .]
Anais: COME ON, DARWIN! WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TOWN! Anais: COME ON, DARWIN! WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TOWN! Gumball: JUST AS LONG AS WE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TOWN! Gumball: JUST AS LONG AS WE DON'T BUMP INTO SOME STUPID Gumball: JUST AS LONG AS WE DON'T BUMP INTO SOME STUPID OBSTACLE AGAIN! DON'T BUMP INTO SOME STUPID OBSTACLE AGAIN! OH, HEY, GUYS.
OBSTACLE AGAIN! OH, HEY, GUYS.
DID YOU KNOW THAT -- OH, HEY, GUYS.
DID YOU KNOW THAT -- Gumball: DON'T! TRUST ME.
DID YOU KNOW THAT -- Gumball: DON'T! TRUST ME.
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
Gumball: DON'T! TRUST ME.
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
BUT I JUST -- IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
BUT I JUST -- Gumball: NO, NO, NO, NO! BUT I JUST -- Gumball: NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T SPEAK! DON'T SAY A THING! Gumball: NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T SPEAK! DON'T SAY A THING! HE'S REALLY DANGEROUS.
DON'T SPEAK! DON'T SAY A THING! HE'S REALLY DANGEROUS.
ONE STUPID WORD AND YOU COULD HE'S REALLY DANGEROUS.
ONE STUPID WORD AND YOU COULD ALL GET BLOWN OFF TO THE OTHER ONE STUPID WORD AND YOU COULD ALL GET BLOWN OFF TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPECIFIC OCEAN.
ALL GET BLOWN OFF TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPECIFIC OCEAN.
Anais: DID YOU JUST SAY SIDE OF THE SPECIFIC OCEAN.
Anais: DID YOU JUST SAY "SPECIFIC OCEAN"? Anais: DID YOU JUST SAY "SPECIFIC OCEAN"? [ SIGHS .]
"SPECIFIC OCEAN"? [ SIGHS .]
Darwin: AH-AH-AH [ BIRD SCREECHES .]
[ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Gumball: YAY! WE MADE IT! Darwin: STOP! I'M GONNA CONTINUE ALONE.
Darwin: STOP! I'M GONNA CONTINUE ALONE.
Gumball: WHAT?! WHY?! I'M GONNA CONTINUE ALONE.
Gumball: WHAT?! WHY?! Darwin: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! Gumball: WHAT?! WHY?! Darwin: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! BUT -- BUT -- Darwin: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! BUT -- BUT -- Anais: BUT YOU'RE A BUT -- BUT -- Anais: BUT YOU'RE A SLACK-JAWED, PEA-BRAINED DIMWIT, Anais: BUT YOU'RE A SLACK-JAWED, PEA-BRAINED DIMWIT, AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN DANGER SLACK-JAWED, PEA-BRAINED DIMWIT, AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN DANGER OF GETTING YOUR HEAD BLOWN OFF AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN DANGER OF GETTING YOUR HEAD BLOWN OFF EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH OF GETTING YOUR HEAD BLOWN OFF EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH AROUND HIM.
EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH AROUND HIM.
Gumball: I'M NOT GOING AROUND HIM.
Gumball: I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, MAN! Gumball: I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, MAN! Darwin: GO! ANYWHERE, MAN! Darwin: GO! Gumball: OW! Darwin: GO! Gumball: OW! Darwin: JUST GO! Gumball: OW! Darwin: JUST GO! Gumball: OW! Darwin: JUST GO! Gumball: OW! Darwin: I DON'T WANT TO HURT Gumball: OW! Darwin: I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU! Darwin: I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU! Gumball: WELL, STOP THROWING YOU! Gumball: WELL, STOP THROWING STONES AT ME, THEN! Gumball: WELL, STOP THROWING STONES AT ME, THEN! Darwin: BUT WHAT ARE YOU STONES AT ME, THEN! Darwin: BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF I SNEEZE AGAIN? Darwin: BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF I SNEEZE AGAIN? [ CRYING .]
GONNA DO IF I SNEEZE AGAIN? [ CRYING .]
Gumball: THEN I WILL BE [ CRYING .]
Gumball: THEN I WILL BE READY! Gumball: THEN I WILL BE READY! Darwin: AH-AH-AH-AH-- READY! Darwin: AH-AH-AH-AH-- RUN! Darwin: AH-AH-AH-AH-- RUN! Gumball: WE CAN TAKE IT! RUN! Gumball: WE CAN TAKE IT! WE'RE YOUR FAMI-- Gumball: WE CAN TAKE IT! WE'RE YOUR FAMI-- UH WE'RE YOUR FAMI-- UH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! UH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Anais: WELL, I'M AVOIDING THE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Anais: WELL, I'M AVOIDING THE BLAST.
Anais: WELL, I'M AVOIDING THE BLAST.
Darwin: AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOO! BLAST.
Darwin: AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOO! [ COW MOOS .]
Darwin: AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOO! [ COW MOOS .]
Gumball: [ GROANING .]
Darwin: OH.
I FEEL GREAT! Gumball: [ GROANING .]
Anais: YEAH.
MY BAD.
Gumball: [ GROANING .]
Anais: YEAH.
MY BAD.
LOOKS LIKE YOU WEREN'T ALLERGIC Anais: YEAH.
MY BAD.
LOOKS LIKE YOU WEREN'T ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY.
LOOKS LIKE YOU WEREN'T ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY.
JUST FEATHERS.
TO STUPIDITY.
JUST FEATHERS.
Gumball: IT MUST'VE GOT IN JUST FEATHERS.
Gumball: IT MUST'VE GOT IN THERE DURING THE PILLOW FIGHT! Gumball: IT MUST'VE GOT IN THERE DURING THE PILLOW FIGHT! Darwin: EVERYTHING IS OKAY, THERE DURING THE PILLOW FIGHT! Darwin: EVERYTHING IS OKAY, THEN.
Darwin: EVERYTHING IS OKAY, THEN.
WE CAN ALL GO HOME.
THEN.
WE CAN ALL GO HOME.
AH-AH-CHOO!
AND TODAY, WE'LL SEE RECORD-HIGH TEMPERATURES IN ELMORE WITH A SWELTERING RECORD-HIGH TEMPERATURES IN ELMORE WITH A SWELTERING ELMORE WITH A SWELTERING I GUESS THE TERM IS NO LONGER I GUESS THE TERM IS NO LONGER "GLOBAL WARMING.
" I GUESS THE TERM IS NO LONGER "GLOBAL WARMING.
" IT'S "GLOBAL BURNING.
" "GLOBAL WARMING.
" IT'S "GLOBAL BURNING.
" Gumball: DUDE, IT'S SO HOT IT'S "GLOBAL BURNING.
" Gumball: DUDE, IT'S SO HOT THAT I'M SWEATING THIS RIGHT Gumball: DUDE, IT'S SO HOT THAT I'M SWEATING THIS RIGHT OUT.
THAT I'M SWEATING THIS RIGHT OUT.
Darwin: I DON'T HAVE SWEAT OUT.
Darwin: I DON'T HAVE SWEAT GLANDS.
Darwin: I DON'T HAVE SWEAT GLANDS.
GIVE ME SOME! GLANDS.
GIVE ME SOME! AHH! THAT'S BETTER.
GIVE ME SOME! AHH! THAT'S BETTER.
GROSS, BUT BETTER.
AHH! THAT'S BETTER.
GROSS, BUT BETTER.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
GROSS, BUT BETTER.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS IN Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE .]
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE .]
Both: ICE-CREAM TRUCK! DISTANCE .]
Both: ICE-CREAM TRUCK! Darwin: QUICK! HE'S NOT GONNA Both: ICE-CREAM TRUCK! Darwin: QUICK! HE'S NOT GONNA BE THERE FOR LONG! Darwin: QUICK! HE'S NOT GONNA BE THERE FOR LONG! Gumball: BUT I HAVE NO SHOES! BE THERE FOR LONG! Gumball: BUT I HAVE NO SHOES! I'M LOSING AN INCH WITH EVERY Gumball: BUT I HAVE NO SHOES! I'M LOSING AN INCH WITH EVERY STEP! I'M LOSING AN INCH WITH EVERY STEP! [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
STEP! [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
Darwin: STOP! [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
Darwin: STOP! Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Darwin: STOP! Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! JUST ONE, PLEASE.
Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! JUST ONE, PLEASE.
THERE YOU GO.
JUST ONE, PLEASE.
THERE YOU GO.
THANKS.
THERE YOU GO.
THANKS.
AAH! BRAIN FREEZE! THANKS.
AAH! BRAIN FREEZE! AHH.
AAH! BRAIN FREEZE! AHH.
OH, WAIT.
UGH! UGH! AHH.
OH, WAIT.
UGH! UGH! Gumball: COME ON, COME ON, OH, WAIT.
UGH! UGH! Gumball: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! Gumball: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! Darwin: DO SOMETHING! COME ON! Darwin: DO SOMETHING! I'M MELTING HERE! Darwin: DO SOMETHING! I'M MELTING HERE! Gumball: OH, COME ON! I'M MELTING HERE! Gumball: OH, COME ON! DON'T EXAGERRATE.
Gumball: OH, COME ON! DON'T EXAGERRATE.
Darwin: [ GROANING .]
DON'T EXAGERRATE.
Darwin: [ GROANING .]
ONE ICE CREAM, PLEASE, Darwin: [ GROANING .]
ONE ICE CREAM, PLEASE, GOOD SIR.
ONE ICE CREAM, PLEASE, GOOD SIR.
SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A POLITE GOOD SIR.
SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A POLITE BOY AND YOU GUYS ARE MY LAST SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A POLITE BOY AND YOU GUYS ARE MY LAST CUSTOMERS, THIS ONE'S ON THE BOY AND YOU GUYS ARE MY LAST CUSTOMERS, THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.
CUSTOMERS, THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.
MOTHER, IS IT NOT IRONIC WE HOUSE.
MOTHER, IS IT NOT IRONIC WE GET FREE FOOD WHEN CLEARLY WE MOTHER, IS IT NOT IRONIC WE GET FREE FOOD WHEN CLEARLY WE COULD AFFORD TO PAY FOR IT? GET FREE FOOD WHEN CLEARLY WE COULD AFFORD TO PAY FOR IT? [ BOTH LAUGH .]
COULD AFFORD TO PAY FOR IT? [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Gumball: AAH! THAT'S IT! [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Gumball: AAH! THAT'S IT! I'M CROSSING! Gumball: AAH! THAT'S IT! I'M CROSSING! [ TIRES SCREECH, SIREN WAILS .]
I'M CROSSING! [ TIRES SCREECH, SIREN WAILS .]
FREEZE, YOU HOODLUMS! [ TIRES SCREECH, SIREN WAILS .]
FREEZE, YOU HOODLUMS! Gumball: WHAT FOR?! FREEZE, YOU HOODLUMS! Gumball: WHAT FOR?! JAYWALKING.
Gumball: WHAT FOR?! JAYWALKING.
Gumball: AW, GIVE US A BREAK, JAYWALKING.
Gumball: AW, GIVE US A BREAK, MAN.
Gumball: AW, GIVE US A BREAK, MAN.
WE JUST WANTED AN ICE CREAM.
MAN.
WE JUST WANTED AN ICE CREAM.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC FADES .]
WE JUST WANTED AN ICE CREAM.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC FADES .]
[ BOTH GROAN .]
[ UPBEAT MUSIC FADES .]
[ BOTH GROAN .]
I DON'T CARE.
[ BOTH GROAN .]
I DON'T CARE.
YOU'RE GETTING A TICKET.
I DON'T CARE.
YOU'RE GETTING A TICKET.
Gumball: AW, MAN! YOU'RE GETTING A TICKET.
Gumball: AW, MAN! REALLY? Gumball: AW, MAN! REALLY? I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE REALLY? I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE LAW, KID.
I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE LAW, KID.
CRIME IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE.
LAW, KID.
CRIME IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE.
IF I TURN A BLIND EYE ON THE CRIME IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE.
IF I TURN A BLIND EYE ON THE SMALLEST MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU IF I TURN A BLIND EYE ON THE SMALLEST MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE WHOLE SOCIETY FALLS SMALLEST MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE WHOLE SOCIETY FALLS APART.
KNOW IT, THE WHOLE SOCIETY FALLS APART.
ESPECIALLY IN THIS HEAT.
APART.
ESPECIALLY IN THIS HEAT.
Gumball: WELL, I UNDERSTAND.
ESPECIALLY IN THIS HEAT.
Gumball: WELL, I UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE A COP.
Gumball: WELL, I UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE A COP.
I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT YOUR YOU'RE A COP.
I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT YOUR JOB TO BE COOL.
I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT YOUR JOB TO BE COOL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT COOL"? JOB TO BE COOL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT COOL"? ALL KIDS THINK COPS ARE COOL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT COOL"? ALL KIDS THINK COPS ARE COOL.
Darwin: MM, NOT REALLY.
ALL KIDS THINK COPS ARE COOL.
Darwin: MM, NOT REALLY.
Gumball: YEAH, WE'RE MORE Darwin: MM, NOT REALLY.
Gumball: YEAH, WE'RE MORE INTO PRIVILEGED RAP STARS THAT Gumball: YEAH, WE'RE MORE INTO PRIVILEGED RAP STARS THAT PRETEND TO BE HARD-CORE.
INTO PRIVILEGED RAP STARS THAT PRETEND TO BE HARD-CORE.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS! PRETEND TO BE HARD-CORE.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS! COPS ARE COOL.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS! COPS ARE COOL.
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO BE WHEN COPS ARE COOL.
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO BE WHEN I WAS A KID.
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO BE WHEN I WAS A KID.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
I WAS A KID.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
OKAY.
GET IN THE CAR.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
OKAY.
GET IN THE CAR.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
OKAY.
GET IN THE CAR.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
Gumball: HOLD ON.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
Gumball: HOLD ON.
[ GRUNTING .]
Gumball: HOLD ON.
[ GRUNTING .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ GRUNTING .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: WE'RE JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: WE'RE JUST PRETENDING TO BE HANDCUFFED.
Gumball: WE'RE JUST PRETENDING TO BE HANDCUFFED.
SORRY.
I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE HANDCUFFED.
SORRY.
I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK WE'RE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
SORRY.
I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK WE'RE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
AND I WANT MY PHONE CALL! TO THINK WE'RE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
AND I WANT MY PHONE CALL! YOU MIND PUSHING MY HEAD DOWN? AND I WANT MY PHONE CALL! YOU MIND PUSHING MY HEAD DOWN? THERE'S NO JAIL THAT CAN HOLD YOU MIND PUSHING MY HEAD DOWN? THERE'S NO JAIL THAT CAN HOLD ME! THERE'S NO JAIL THAT CAN HOLD ME! JUST GET IN.
ME! JUST GET IN.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
JUST GET IN.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
MOTHER, THINKETH YOU THE HEAT [ TIRES SCREECH .]
MOTHER, THINKETH YOU THE HEAT THAT DROVE THOSE TWO POOR MOTHER, THINKETH YOU THE HEAT THAT DROVE THOSE TWO POOR URCHINS TO CRIME? THAT DROVE THOSE TWO POOR URCHINS TO CRIME? NO, DEAR.
URCHINS TO CRIME? NO, DEAR.
IT'S PUBLIC SCHOOL.
NO, DEAR.
IT'S PUBLIC SCHOOL.
Darwin: DUDE, CAN YOU SCRATCH IT'S PUBLIC SCHOOL.
Darwin: DUDE, CAN YOU SCRATCH MY NOSE? Darwin: DUDE, CAN YOU SCRATCH MY NOSE? Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
MY NOSE? Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
YOU'RE NOT HANDCUFFED, AND HE Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
YOU'RE NOT HANDCUFFED, AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE.
YOU'RE NOT HANDCUFFED, AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE.
Gumball: OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE.
Gumball: OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
UHSO, WHAT'S SO COOL ABOUT Gumball: OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
UHSO, WHAT'S SO COOL ABOUT BEING A COP? UHSO, WHAT'S SO COOL ABOUT BEING A COP? WELL, I FILE A LOT OF BEING A COP? WELL, I FILE A LOT OF REPORTS, I WRITE PARKING WELL, I FILE A LOT OF REPORTS, I WRITE PARKING TICKETS, I STOP FOR LUNCH, I REPORTS, I WRITE PARKING TICKETS, I STOP FOR LUNCH, I GIVE SOME PEOPLE DIRECTIONS, I TICKETS, I STOP FOR LUNCH, I GIVE SOME PEOPLE DIRECTIONS, I FILE SOME MORE REPORTS, I WRITE GIVE SOME PEOPLE DIRECTIONS, I FILE SOME MORE REPORTS, I WRITE SOME PARKING TICKETS, I MAKE A FILE SOME MORE REPORTS, I WRITE SOME PARKING TICKETS, I MAKE A REPORT ON ALL THE REPORTS I'VE SOME PARKING TICKETS, I MAKE A REPORT ON ALL THE REPORTS I'VE FILED -- REPORT ON ALL THE REPORTS I'VE FILED -- Gumball: SORRY.
YOU WERE SO FILED -- Gumball: SORRY.
YOU WERE SO BORING, AND WE THOUGHT THE CAR Gumball: SORRY.
YOU WERE SO BORING, AND WE THOUGHT THE CAR WAS MOVING, AND, UH BORING, AND WE THOUGHT THE CAR WAS MOVING, AND, UH DIDN'T EXPECT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN WAS MOVING, AND, UH DIDN'T EXPECT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT.
DIDN'T EXPECT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT.
UH, PLEASE CONTINUE.
IT.
UH, PLEASE CONTINUE.
[ SIGHS .]
UH, PLEASE CONTINUE.
[ SIGHS .]
HELP ME OUT HERE, GUYS.
[ SIGHS .]
HELP ME OUT HERE, GUYS.
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE TO HELP ME OUT HERE, GUYS.
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE TO YOU THAT COPS ARE COOL? WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE TO YOU THAT COPS ARE COOL? OH.
YOU THAT COPS ARE COOL? OH.
[ SIREN WAILS .]
OH.
[ SIREN WAILS .]
AAH! [ SIREN WAILS .]
AAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
AAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: SEE? IT'S NOT THAT [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: SEE? IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
Gumball: SEE? IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS -- HARD TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS -- AH, SHOOT! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS -- AH, SHOOT! THEY'RE COMING BACK DOWN! AH, SHOOT! THEY'RE COMING BACK DOWN! LET'S BAIL! THEY'RE COMING BACK DOWN! LET'S BAIL! UNH! LET'S BAIL! UNH! AAH! UNH! AAH! Gumball: OH, WAIT! AAH! Gumball: OH, WAIT! YOU FORGOT TO DRIVE THROUGH THE Gumball: OH, WAIT! YOU FORGOT TO DRIVE THROUGH THE BOXES! YOU FORGOT TO DRIVE THROUGH THE BOXES! OH, YEAH! BOXES! OH, YEAH! I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.
OH, YEAH! I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: SO WHAT OTHER COOL [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: SO WHAT OTHER COOL STUFF CAN YOU DO? Gumball: SO WHAT OTHER COOL STUFF CAN YOU DO? I CAN COMMANDEER ANY VEHICLE STUFF CAN YOU DO? I CAN COMMANDEER ANY VEHICLE I WANT.
I CAN COMMANDEER ANY VEHICLE I WANT.
Gumball: ANY VEHICLE? I WANT.
Gumball: ANY VEHICLE? ANYTHING.
Gumball: ANY VEHICLE? ANYTHING.
Gumball: I GUESS I CAN'T ANYTHING.
Gumball: I GUESS I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
Gumball: I GUESS I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
IT IS A SPACESHIP.
COMPLAIN.
IT IS A SPACESHIP.
I CAN MAKE IT MORE IT IS A SPACESHIP.
I CAN MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING.
I CAN MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING.
Darwin: OW? INTERESTING.
Darwin: OW? [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
Darwin: OW? [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
Gumball: WH-O-O-O-O-OA! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
Gumball: WH-O-O-O-O-OA! [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: WH-O-O-O-O-OA! [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
OH, NO! AND IT HURTS! [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
OH, NO! AND IT HURTS! OH, IT HURTS! OH, NO! AND IT HURTS! OH, IT HURTS! [ LAUGHING .]
OH, IT HURTS! [ LAUGHING .]
Darwin: Shh.
[ LAUGHING .]
Darwin: Shh.
WUSSIES.
Darwin: Shh.
WUSSIES.
Darwin: WOW! I FORGOT YOU WUSSIES.
Darwin: WOW! I FORGOT YOU GUYS HAD THOSE.
Darwin: WOW! I FORGOT YOU GUYS HAD THOSE.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH THEM? GUYS HAD THOSE.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH THEM? WELL WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH THEM? WELL [ TASER CRACKLING .]
WELL [ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: OH! [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: OH! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
Gumball: OH! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
TA-DA! [ TASER CRACKLING .]
TA-DA! [ ALARM BLARING .]
TA-DA! [ ALARM BLARING .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ TASER CRACKLING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ SIREN WAILS .]
LOOK, BILLY.
ELMORE'S FINEST, RISKING THEIR LOOK, BILLY.
ELMORE'S FINEST, RISKING THEIR LIVES TO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM.
ELMORE'S FINEST, RISKING THEIR LIVES TO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM.
[ SIREN CHIRPS .]
LIVES TO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM.
[ SIREN CHIRPS .]
Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW [ SIREN CHIRPS .]
Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW ENFORCEMENT! Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW ENFORCEMENT! [ SIREN CHIRPS .]
ENFORCEMENT! [ SIREN CHIRPS .]
Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW [ SIREN CHIRPS .]
Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW ENFORCEMENT! Both: THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW ENFORCEMENT! [ LAUGHTER .]
ENFORCEMENT! [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: OH, MAN, I TAKE IT [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: OH, MAN, I TAKE IT ALL BACK.
Gumball: OH, MAN, I TAKE IT ALL BACK.
COPS ARE COOL! ALL BACK.
COPS ARE COOL! Darwin: YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY COPS ARE COOL! Darwin: YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY FUN.
Darwin: YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY FUN.
WAS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WAS"? FUN.
WAS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WAS"? WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED! WAS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WAS"? WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
[ METAL CRUNCHING .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
[ METAL CRUNCHING .]
DID YOU SEE THAT?! [ METAL CRUNCHING .]
DID YOU SEE THAT?! Gumball: DUDE, LOOK AT YOUR DID YOU SEE THAT?! Gumball: DUDE, LOOK AT YOUR CAR! Gumball: DUDE, LOOK AT YOUR CAR! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? CAR! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR A COP! OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR A COP! STOP! I COMMANDEER THIS VEHICLE! FOR A COP! STOP! I COMMANDEER THIS VEHICLE! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
UNH! AND THAT, SIR, IS EXACTLY WHY YOU NEED TO WEAR A SEAT BELT.
AND THAT, SIR, IS EXACTLY WHY YOU NEED TO WEAR A SEAT BELT.
COME ON, GUYS.
YOU NEED TO WEAR A SEAT BELT.
COME ON, GUYS.
GET IN THE CAR.
COME ON, GUYS.
GET IN THE CAR.
Gumball: UH, THIS DOESN'T GET IN THE CAR.
Gumball: UH, THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
Gumball: UH, THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, GET FEEL RIGHT.
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, GET IN THE CAR! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW, GET IN THE CAR! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
IN THE CAR! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
HELP! POLICE! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
HELP! POLICE! UNH! HELP! POLICE! UNH! [ BODY THUDS .]
UNH! [ BODY THUDS .]
UH, FALSE ALARM.
[ BODY THUDS .]
UH, FALSE ALARM.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
UH, FALSE ALARM.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
HELP! AMBULANCE! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
HELP! AMBULANCE! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
HELP! AMBULANCE! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
Gumball: AAAAAAAH! [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
Gumball: AAAAAAAH! IT'S RED, IT'S RED, IT'S RED! Gumball: AAAAAAAH! IT'S RED, IT'S RED, IT'S RED! [ HORNS HONKING .]
IT'S RED, IT'S RED, IT'S RED! [ HORNS HONKING .]
[ LAUGHING .]
[ HORNS HONKING .]
[ LAUGHING .]
AAH! [ LAUGHING .]
AAH! Gumball: AAH! AAH! AAH! Gumball: AAH! AAH! AAAAAH! Gumball: AAH! AAH! AAAAAH! Darwin: UH, I DON'T WANT TO AAAAAH! Darwin: UH, I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUZZ KILL, BUT, UH, ISN'T Darwin: UH, I DON'T WANT TO BE A BUZZ KILL, BUT, UH, ISN'T ALL THIS A BIT TOO MUCH? BE A BUZZ KILL, BUT, UH, ISN'T ALL THIS A BIT TOO MUCH? Gumball: I THINK WHAT DARWIN ALL THIS A BIT TOO MUCH? Gumball: I THINK WHAT DARWIN IS POLITELY TRYING TO SAY IS, Gumball: I THINK WHAT DARWIN IS POLITELY TRYING TO SAY IS, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GOSH-DARN IS POLITELY TRYING TO SAY IS, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GOSH-DARN MIND?! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GOSH-DARN MIND?! [ LAUGHING .]
MIND?! [ LAUGHING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ LAUGHING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
DARN.
I MISSED EVERY SINGLE ONE [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
DARN.
I MISSED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
DARN.
I MISSED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
[ LAUGHING .]
OF THEM.
[ LAUGHING .]
Gumball: DUDE, I KNOW YOU [ LAUGHING .]
Gumball: DUDE, I KNOW YOU JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU'RE COOL, Gumball: DUDE, I KNOW YOU JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU'RE COOL, BUT WHERE'S THE LIMIT? JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU'RE COOL, BUT WHERE'S THE LIMIT? I MEAN, WHY NOT DRIVE WITH YOUR BUT WHERE'S THE LIMIT? I MEAN, WHY NOT DRIVE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED AND YOUR HANDS IN I MEAN, WHY NOT DRIVE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED AND YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, TOO? EYES CLOSED AND YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, TOO? AH! GREAT IDEA! THE AIR, TOO? AH! GREAT IDEA! WHOO-HOO! AH! GREAT IDEA! WHOO-HOO! Gumball: NO! WHOO-HOO! Gumball: NO! Darwin: NO, NO! Gumball: NO! Darwin: NO, NO! HE WAS TRYING TO USE REVERSE Darwin: NO, NO! HE WAS TRYING TO USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY! HE WAS TRYING TO USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY! DID SOMEONE SAY "REVERSE"?! PSYCHOLOGY! DID SOMEONE SAY "REVERSE"?! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU! Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU! SOMEONE'S GONNA GET HURT UNLESS PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU! SOMEONE'S GONNA GET HURT UNLESS YOU STOP BREAKING THE LAW! SOMEONE'S GONNA GET HURT UNLESS YOU STOP BREAKING THE LAW! AH, DON'T WORRY, KID.
YOU STOP BREAKING THE LAW! AH, DON'T WORRY, KID.
NOTHING CAN HAPPEN.
AH, DON'T WORRY, KID.
NOTHING CAN HAPPEN.
I AMTHE LAW! NOTHING CAN HAPPEN.
I AMTHE LAW! [ LAUGHING .]
I AMTHE LAW! [ LAUGHING .]
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
[ LAUGHING .]
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
Gumball: OH, THANK GOSH IT'S [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
Gumball: OH, THANK GOSH IT'S THE OLD STROLLER FULL OF TRASH Gumball: OH, THANK GOSH IT'S THE OLD STROLLER FULL OF TRASH TRICK.
THE OLD STROLLER FULL OF TRASH TRICK.
[ BABY COOING .]
TRICK.
[ BABY COOING .]
[ CRYING .]
[ BABY COOING .]
[ CRYING .]
MISUSE OF YOUR POLICE SIREN, [ CRYING .]
MISUSE OF YOUR POLICE SIREN, UNLAWFUL DISCHARGE OF YOUR MISUSE OF YOUR POLICE SIREN, UNLAWFUL DISCHARGE OF YOUR WEAPON, ABSOLUTE DISREGARD FOR UNLAWFUL DISCHARGE OF YOUR WEAPON, ABSOLUTE DISREGARD FOR TRAFFIC REGULATION, GRAND THEFT WEAPON, ABSOLUTE DISREGARD FOR TRAFFIC REGULATION, GRAND THEFT AUTO, ASSAULT WITH A MOTORIZED TRAFFIC REGULATION, GRAND THEFT AUTO, ASSAULT WITH A MOTORIZED VEHICLE, BABY BASHING! AUTO, ASSAULT WITH A MOTORIZED VEHICLE, BABY BASHING! MY SAND CASTLE'S GOT A JELLY VEHICLE, BABY BASHING! MY SAND CASTLE'S GOT A JELLY MOAT HERE, AND THERE'S NO ONE TO MY SAND CASTLE'S GOT A JELLY MOAT HERE, AND THERE'S NO ONE TO SCOOP OUT THE DICE! MOAT HERE, AND THERE'S NO ONE TO SCOOP OUT THE DICE! I'M BLOWING A FOG HORN, BUT THE SCOOP OUT THE DICE! I'M BLOWING A FOG HORN, BUT THE ONLY THING COMING OUT OF IT IS I'M BLOWING A FOG HORN, BUT THE ONLY THING COMING OUT OF IT IS HOT FOAM! ONLY THING COMING OUT OF IT IS HOT FOAM! AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?! HOT FOAM! AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?! Gumball: N-N-N-NOT REALLY.
AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?! Gumball: N-N-N-NOT REALLY.
I'M TAKING YOUR BADGES.
Gumball: N-N-N-NOT REALLY.
I'M TAKING YOUR BADGES.
Darwin: WE DON'T WORK FOR THE I'M TAKING YOUR BADGES.
Darwin: WE DON'T WORK FOR THE POLICE.
Darwin: WE DON'T WORK FOR THE POLICE.
OH.
POLICE.
OH.
THEN I'M TAKING YOUR BADGE! OH.
THEN I'M TAKING YOUR BADGE! YOU'RE FIRED! THEN I'M TAKING YOUR BADGE! YOU'RE FIRED! [ SIGHS .]
YOU'RE FIRED! [ SIGHS .]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? [ SIGHS .]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Gumball: DON'T BLAME WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Gumball: DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, MAN.
Gumball: DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, MAN.
MAYBE IT WAS THE HEAT.
YOURSELF, MAN.
MAYBE IT WAS THE HEAT.
Darwin: IF BY HEAT YOU MEAN MAYBE IT WAS THE HEAT.
Darwin: IF BY HEAT YOU MEAN YOU, GUMBALL.
Darwin: IF BY HEAT YOU MEAN YOU, GUMBALL.
Gumball: HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE YOU, GUMBALL.
Gumball: HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID HE WAS ABOUT AS COOL AS Gumball: HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID HE WAS ABOUT AS COOL AS WORLD MUSIC.
WHO SAID HE WAS ABOUT AS COOL AS WORLD MUSIC.
Darwin: I DID.
WORLD MUSIC.
Darwin: I DID.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, KID.
Darwin: I DID.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, KID.
IT'S TRUE.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, KID.
IT'S TRUE.
Gumball: NO, IT ISN'T! IT'S TRUE.
Gumball: NO, IT ISN'T! WAIT.
YEAH, IT IS.
Gumball: NO, IT ISN'T! WAIT.
YEAH, IT IS.
BUT WHO WILL PROTECT OUR WAIT.
YEAH, IT IS.
BUT WHO WILL PROTECT OUR FREEDOM? BUT WHO WILL PROTECT OUR FREEDOM? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT SOCIETY FREEDOM? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT SOCIETY DOESN'T FALL APART? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT SOCIETY DOESN'T FALL APART? WHO WILL KEEP THE STREETS SAFE DOESN'T FALL APART? WHO WILL KEEP THE STREETS SAFE FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD? WHO WILL KEEP THE STREETS SAFE FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT WE NEVER FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT WE NEVER LOSE CONTROL OF OUR DESTINY? WHO WILL MAKE SURE THAT WE NEVER LOSE CONTROL OF OUR DESTINY? NOT THE COOL HERO WE WANT BUT LOSE CONTROL OF OUR DESTINY? NOT THE COOL HERO WE WANT BUT THE PETTY, UPTIGHT, AND NOT THE COOL HERO WE WANT BUT THE PETTY, UPTIGHT, AND BORING -- THE PETTY, UPTIGHT, AND BORING -- Darwin: [ IMITATING TRUMPET .]
Gumball: YOU NEED TO GET YOUR JOB BACK.
Darwin: [ IMITATES TRUMPET .]
JOB BACK.
Darwin: [ IMITATES TRUMPET .]
[ SIGHS .]
Darwin: [ IMITATES TRUMPET .]
[ SIGHS .]
NO, I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME.
[ SIGHS .]
NO, I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME.
Gumball: WELL, WHAT IF NO, I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME.
Gumball: WELL, WHAT IF SOMEONE WERE TOJAYWALK? Gumball: WELL, WHAT IF SOMEONE WERE TOJAYWALK? EH, IT WOULDN'T MATTER.
SOMEONE WERE TOJAYWALK? EH, IT WOULDN'T MATTER.
Gumball: WOULDN'T IT? EH, IT WOULDN'T MATTER.
Gumball: WOULDN'T IT? I REMEMBER A CERTAIN PASTRY WHO Gumball: WOULDN'T IT? I REMEMBER A CERTAIN PASTRY WHO ONCE TOLD ME THAT IF ONE TURNS A I REMEMBER A CERTAIN PASTRY WHO ONCE TOLD ME THAT IF ONE TURNS A BLIND EYE ON THE SMALLEST ONCE TOLD ME THAT IF ONE TURNS A BLIND EYE ON THE SMALLEST MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, BLIND EYE ON THE SMALLEST MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY FALLS MISDEMEANOR, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY FALLS APART.
THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY FALLS APART.
REALLY? JAYWALKING RIGHT IN APART.
REALLY? JAYWALKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POLICE?! REALLY? JAYWALKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POLICE?! ISN'T THERE ANY LAW LEFT IN THIS FRONT OF THE POLICE?! ISN'T THERE ANY LAW LEFT IN THIS TOWN?! ISN'T THERE ANY LAW LEFT IN THIS TOWN?! Gumball: HUH? TOWN?! Gumball: HUH? WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT Gumball: HUH? WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR THIS WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY IT IS, WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR THIS ICE CREAM, HUH?! IS, WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR THIS ICE CREAM, HUH?! WHY DON'T I JUST HELP MYSELF?! ICE CREAM, HUH?! WHY DON'T I JUST HELP MYSELF?! WHY DON'T I JUST TAKE THE WHOLE WHY DON'T I JUST HELP MYSELF?! WHY DON'T I JUST TAKE THE WHOLE DARN TRUCK?! WHY DON'T I JUST TAKE THE WHOLE DARN TRUCK?! OHH! OHH! DARN TRUCK?! OHH! OHH! WHY DON'T I JUST UPSET WHO I OHH! OHH! WHY DON'T I JUST UPSET WHO I LIKE?! WHY DON'T I JUST UPSET WHO I LIKE?! Gumball: WELL, THAT GOT OUT LIKE?! Gumball: WELL, THAT GOT OUT OF HAND QUICKLY.
Gumball: WELL, THAT GOT OUT OF HAND QUICKLY.
I MEAN, SINCE THERE'S OF HAND QUICKLY.
I MEAN, SINCE THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NO LAW IN THIS TOWN, I MEAN, SINCE THERE'S OBVIOUSLY NO LAW IN THIS TOWN, WHY DON'T I TAKE A NICE DRIVE OBVIOUSLY NO LAW IN THIS TOWN, WHY DON'T I TAKE A NICE DRIVE RIGHT THROUGH THE PARK?! WHY DON'T I TAKE A NICE DRIVE RIGHT THROUGH THE PARK?! WHY DON'T I JUST KEEP ON DRIVING RIGHT THROUGH THE PARK?! WHY DON'T I JUST KEEP ON DRIVING UNTIL I RUN SOMEONE OVER?! WHY DON'T I JUST KEEP ON DRIVING UNTIL I RUN SOMEONE OVER?! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
UNTIL I RUN SOMEONE OVER?! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
Gumball: [ PANTING .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
Gumball: [ PANTING .]
WE NEED A VEHICLE! Gumball: [ PANTING .]
WE NEED A VEHICLE! Darwin: THERE! WE NEED A VEHICLE! Darwin: THERE! [ BABY LAUGHS .]
Darwin: THERE! [ BABY LAUGHS .]
Gumball: IS THIS REALLY THE [ BABY LAUGHS .]
Gumball: IS THIS REALLY THE BEST WE COULD DO?! Gumball: IS THIS REALLY THE BEST WE COULD DO?! JUST STEP ON IT AND PUT THE BEST WE COULD DO?! JUST STEP ON IT AND PUT THE SIREN ON! JUST STEP ON IT AND PUT THE SIREN ON! Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! SIREN ON! Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! DISREGARD FOR EVERYONE'S WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! DISREGARD FOR EVERYONE'S HEALTH AND SAFETY?! DISREGARD FOR EVERYONE'S HEALTH AND SAFETY?! Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! HEALTH AND SAFETY?! Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! GET OUT OF THE WAY, DOUGH Darwin: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! GET OUT OF THE WAY, DOUGH BOY! GET OUT OF THE WAY, DOUGH BOY! Gumball: AAH! WATCH OUT! BOY! Gumball: AAH! WATCH OUT! NO! I'VE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE Gumball: AAH! WATCH OUT! NO! I'VE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE USING THEIR STROLLERS LIKE NO! I'VE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE USING THEIR STROLLERS LIKE WEAPONS TO PUSH PEOPLE OUT OF USING THEIR STROLLERS LIKE WEAPONS TO PUSH PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR WAY! WEAPONS TO PUSH PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR WAY! FOR ONCE, YOU CAN GO AROU-- THEIR WAY! FOR ONCE, YOU CAN GO AROU-- WHY DON'T I RUN OVER THIS FOR ONCE, YOU CAN GO AROU-- WHY DON'T I RUN OVER THIS BEAUTIFUL LAWN, AND THE WHY DON'T I RUN OVER THIS BEAUTIFUL LAWN, AND THE PULL OVER! BEAUTIFUL LAWN, AND THE PULL OVER! DISREGARD FOR MOTHER PULL OVER! DISREGARD FOR MOTHER NATURE! DISREGARD FOR MOTHER NATURE! PULL OVER, LADY! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
SHE'S HEAD FOR THE GATE! [ ALL COUGHING .]
SHE'S HEAD FOR THE GATE! [ ALL COUGHING .]
OKAY.
SHE ASKED FOR IT.
[ ALL COUGHING .]
OKAY.
SHE ASKED FOR IT.
GET BEHIND HER! OKAY.
SHE ASKED FOR IT.
GET BEHIND HER! YAAH! GET BEHIND HER! YAAH! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
YAAH! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ OFF-KEY NOTES PLAY .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ OFF-KEY NOTES PLAY .]
WICKED! ICE-CREAM TRUCK! [ OFF-KEY NOTES PLAY .]
WICKED! ICE-CREAM TRUCK! COMMISSIONER, LOOK OUT! WICKED! ICE-CREAM TRUCK! COMMISSIONER, LOOK OUT! DON'T MOVE! COMMISSIONER, LOOK OUT! DON'T MOVE! YOU SHOULD'VE DONE YOUR JOB WHEN DON'T MOVE! YOU SHOULD'VE DONE YOUR JOB WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE.
YOU SHOULD'VE DONE YOUR JOB WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE.
ONE MORE STEP AND THE YOU HAD THE CHANCE.
ONE MORE STEP AND THE COMMISSIONER KICKS HIS OWN ONE MORE STEP AND THE COMMISSIONER KICKS HIS OWN BUCKET! COMMISSIONER KICKS HIS OWN BUCKET! PLEASE DON'T! BUCKET! PLEASE DON'T! I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE NUGGETS PLEASE DON'T! I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE NUGGETS TO FEED! I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE NUGGETS TO FEED! Gumball: COME ON, MAN -- DO TO FEED! Gumball: COME ON, MAN -- DO SOMETHING.
Gumball: COME ON, MAN -- DO SOMETHING.
I CAN'T! SOMETHING.
I CAN'T! I CAN'T THINK OF ANY LAME PUNS.
I CAN'T! I CAN'T THINK OF ANY LAME PUNS.
AND I'M NOT A COP ANYMORE.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY LAME PUNS.
AND I'M NOT A COP ANYMORE.
YES, YOU ARE.
AND I'M NOT A COP ANYMORE.
YES, YOU ARE.
[ BOTH IMITATE DRAMATIC MUSIC YES, YOU ARE.
[ BOTH IMITATE DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
AAH! AAH! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES .]
YOU JUST GOT ICED.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES .]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES .]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
WELL, LIKE I'VE ALWAYS SAID, [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
WELL, LIKE I'VE ALWAYS SAID, WHEN THE POTATO CHIPS ARE DOWN, WELL, LIKE I'VE ALWAYS SAID, WHEN THE POTATO CHIPS ARE DOWN, THE HASH COME OUT TO BROWN.
WHEN THE POTATO CHIPS ARE DOWN, THE HASH COME OUT TO BROWN.
Gumball: CAN WE TAKE THESE THE HASH COME OUT TO BROWN.
Gumball: CAN WE TAKE THESE OFF, PLEASE? Gumball: CAN WE TAKE THESE OFF, PLEASE? IT'S LIKE A MILLION DEGREES OUT OFF, PLEASE? IT'S LIKE A MILLION DEGREES OUT HERE.
IT'S LIKE A MILLION DEGREES OUT HERE.
NO, YOU'RE IN SHOCK.
HERE.
NO, YOU'RE IN SHOCK.
Gumball: CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE NO, YOU'RE IN SHOCK.
Gumball: CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE AN ICE CREAM? Gumball: CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE AN ICE CREAM? Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AN ICE CREAM? Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH HER? Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH HER? I'LL DO WHAT ANY COOL COP WITH HER? I'LL DO WHAT ANY COOL COP WOULD DO AND LET HER OFF WITH A I'LL DO WHAT ANY COOL COP WOULD DO AND LET HER OFF WITH A WARNING.
WOULD DO AND LET HER OFF WITH A WARNING.
Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WARNING.
Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT WOMAN IS A MENACE TO Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT WOMAN IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY! THAT WOMAN IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY! SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATHIC SOCIETY! SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATHIC CRIMINAL! SHE'S AN ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATHIC CRIMINAL! AH.
TOO COOL? [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
Gumball: [ Thinking .]
FIRST, DISTRACT TARGET.
Gumball: [ Thinking .]
FIRST, DISTRACT TARGET.
LOOK! BEHIND YOU! DISTRACT TARGET.
LOOK! BEHIND YOU! YOUR BUTT! LOOK! BEHIND YOU! YOUR BUTT! [ Thinking .]
THEN DISORIENTATE.
YOUR BUTT! [ Thinking .]
THEN DISORIENTATE.
ADOPT A 90-DEGREE EVASION.
[ Thinking .]
THEN DISORIENTATE.
ADOPT A 90-DEGREE EVASION.
UPPERCUT.
ADOPT A 90-DEGREE EVASION.
UPPERCUT.
AND DISARM.
UPPERCUT.
AND DISARM.
DISCOMBOBULATE.
AND DISARM.
DISCOMBOBULATE.
WAIT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT DISCOMBOBULATE.
WAIT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
WAIT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
JUST DOUBLE-BONK HIM ON THE HEAD MEANS.
JUST DOUBLE-BONK HIM ON THE HEAD REAL HARD.
JUST DOUBLE-BONK HIM ON THE HEAD REAL HARD.
Darwin: OOH! REAL HARD.
Darwin: OOH! Gumball: EMPLOY RABBIT BLOCK Darwin: OOH! Gumball: EMPLOY RABBIT BLOCK AND STRIKE.
Gumball: EMPLOY RABBIT BLOCK AND STRIKE.
ENEMY DISARMED, CONFUSED -- AND STRIKE.
ENEMY DISARMED, CONFUSED -- READY FOR THE COUP DE GRACE.
ENEMY DISARMED, CONFUSED -- READY FOR THE COUP DE GRACE.
DELIVER FINAL QUIP.
READY FOR THE COUP DE GRACE.
DELIVER FINAL QUIP.
TIME TO HIT THE SACK, LITERALLY.
DELIVER FINAL QUIP.
TIME TO HIT THE SACK, LITERALLY.
[ Thinking .]
A FORMIDABLE PLAN.
TIME TO HIT THE SACK, LITERALLY.
[ Thinking .]
A FORMIDABLE PLAN.
COMMENCE ATTACK.
[ Thinking .]
A FORMIDABLE PLAN.
COMMENCE ATTACK.
Anais: HYAH! COMMENCE ATTACK.
Anais: HYAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
Anais: HYAH! [ LAUGHTER .]
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! [ LAUGHTER .]
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE SCHOOL Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE SCHOOL BUS! YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE SCHOOL BUS! [ HORN HONKING .]
BUS! [ HORN HONKING .]
[ GASPS .]
[ HORN HONKING .]
[ GASPS .]
[ Thinking .]
OKAY.
PLAN OF [ GASPS .]
[ Thinking .]
OKAY.
PLAN OF ATTACK -- KICK CHAIR THROUGH THE [ Thinking .]
OKAY.
PLAN OF ATTACK -- KICK CHAIR THROUGH THE WINDOW, GRAB THE TWO BOYS, TWIRL ATTACK -- KICK CHAIR THROUGH THE WINDOW, GRAB THE TWO BOYS, TWIRL THREE TIMES TO GENERATE SPEED, WINDOW, GRAB THE TWO BOYS, TWIRL THREE TIMES TO GENERATE SPEED, RELEASE AT AN EXACT 78-DEGREE THREE TIMES TO GENERATE SPEED, RELEASE AT AN EXACT 78-DEGREE ANGLE, THROW THE BOYS THROUGH RELEASE AT AN EXACT 78-DEGREE ANGLE, THROW THE BOYS THROUGH THE WINDOW DIRECTLY INTO THE ANGLE, THROW THE BOYS THROUGH THE WINDOW DIRECTLY INTO THE SCHOOL BUS, PRESERVE REPUTATION THE WINDOW DIRECTLY INTO THE SCHOOL BUS, PRESERVE REPUTATION FOR PUNCTUALITY, DELIVER CLEVER SCHOOL BUS, PRESERVE REPUTATION FOR PUNCTUALITY, DELIVER CLEVER MOM QUIP.
FOR PUNCTUALITY, DELIVER CLEVER MOM QUIP.
WHAT? MOM QUIP.
WHAT? WHERE ARE THEY? WHAT? WHERE ARE THEY? [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
WHERE ARE THEY? [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
Anais: I THINK YOU LOST THEM [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
Anais: I THINK YOU LOST THEM AT THROW THEM THROUGH THE Anais: I THINK YOU LOST THEM AT THROW THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW.
AT THROW THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
WINDOW.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
Anais: ALL RIGHT.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
Anais: ALL RIGHT.
WHAT WAS YOUR QUIP? Anais: ALL RIGHT.
WHAT WAS YOUR QUIP? Mom: [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
WHAT WAS YOUR QUIP? Mom: [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
YOU JUST GOT BUS-TED.
Mom: [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
YOU JUST GOT BUS-TED.
Anais: MEH.
WOULD'VE BEEN YOU JUST GOT BUS-TED.
Anais: MEH.
WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF YOU'D SAID, "YOU JUST Anais: MEH.
WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF YOU'D SAID, "YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED.
" BETTER IF YOU'D SAID, "YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED.
" Mom: YOU JUST GOT -- GOT SCHOOLED.
" Mom: YOU JUST GOT -- Anais: IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
Mom: YOU JUST GOT -- Anais: IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
Anais: IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
[ HIGH-PITCHED SNEEZE .]
Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
[ HIGH-PITCHED SNEEZE .]
Gumball: DUDE, WHAT IS THAT? [ HIGH-PITCHED SNEEZE .]
Gumball: DUDE, WHAT IS THAT? YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL Gumball: DUDE, WHAT IS THAT? YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL MORNING.
YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL MORNING.
Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
MORNING.
Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
SNEEZING.
CAN'T YOU TELL? Darwin: [ SNEEZES .]
SNEEZING.
CAN'T YOU TELL? Gumball: NOT REALLY.
SNEEZING.
CAN'T YOU TELL? Gumball: NOT REALLY.
YOU SOUND LIKE THE WORLD'S Gumball: NOT REALLY.
YOU SOUND LIKE THE WORLD'S ANGRIEST BABY.
YOU SOUND LIKE THE WORLD'S ANGRIEST BABY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ANGRIEST BABY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Darwin: MY THROAT IS ITCHY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Darwin: MY THROAT IS ITCHY.
AH-CHOO! Darwin: MY THROAT IS ITCHY.
AH-CHOO! MY BREATH IS WHEEZY.
AH-CHOO! MY BREATH IS WHEEZY.
AH-CHOO! MY BREATH IS WHEEZY.
AH-CHOO! MY EYES ARE WATERY.
AH-CHOO! MY EYES ARE WATERY.
AH-CHOO! MY EYES ARE WATERY.
AH-CHOO! Gumball: MM.
SOUNDS LIKE AH-CHOO! Gumball: MM.
SOUNDS LIKE WORMS.
Gumball: MM.
SOUNDS LIKE WORMS.
I THINK YOU'VE GOT WORMS.
WORMS.
I THINK YOU'VE GOT WORMS.
JUST SQUAT OVER A BOWL OF MILK I THINK YOU'VE GOT WORMS.
JUST SQUAT OVER A BOWL OF MILK AND WHISTLE TILL THEY COME OUT.
JUST SQUAT OVER A BOWL OF MILK AND WHISTLE TILL THEY COME OUT.
Darwin: NO, DUDE, I THINK I'M AND WHISTLE TILL THEY COME OUT.
Darwin: NO, DUDE, I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING.
Darwin: NO, DUDE, I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, MY ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, MY FRIEND.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, MY FRIEND.
WHATEVER IT IS, WE WILL FIND IT, FRIEND.
WHATEVER IT IS, WE WILL FIND IT, AND WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE WHATEVER IT IS, WE WILL FIND IT, AND WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIND YOU A CURE! AND WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIND YOU A CURE! AND YOU WILL BE RID OF THIS FIND YOU A CURE! AND YOU WILL BE RID OF THIS TERRIBLE AFFLICTION! AND YOU WILL BE RID OF THIS TERRIBLE AFFLICTION! I PROMISE! TERRIBLE AFFLICTION! I PROMISE! [ VIDEO GAME PLAYING .]
I PROMISE! [ VIDEO GAME PLAYING .]
Darwin: SO? WHEN? [ VIDEO GAME PLAYING .]
Darwin: SO? WHEN? Gumball: HUH? "WHEN" WHAT? Darwin: SO? WHEN? Gumball: HUH? "WHEN" WHAT? Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: HUH? "WHEN" WHAT? Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ VIDEO GAME CRASHES .]
Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ VIDEO GAME CRASHES .]
Gumball: OH.
THAT.
[ VIDEO GAME CRASHES .]
Gumball: OH.
THAT.
WELL, NOW, I GUESS.
Gumball: OH.
THAT.
WELL, NOW, I GUESS.
SO, THE SYMPTOMS ARE A WEIRD, WELL, NOW, I GUESS.
SO, THE SYMPTOMS ARE A WEIRD, EMPTY SENSATION IN MY STOMACH, A SO, THE SYMPTOMS ARE A WEIRD, EMPTY SENSATION IN MY STOMACH, A FEELING OF LIGHTHEADEDNESS, AND EMPTY SENSATION IN MY STOMACH, A FEELING OF LIGHTHEADEDNESS, AND AN UNUSUAL AMOUNT OF SALIVA IN FEELING OF LIGHTHEADEDNESS, AND AN UNUSUAL AMOUNT OF SALIVA IN MY MOUTH WHEN I THINK OF FOOD.
AN UNUSUAL AMOUNT OF SALIVA IN MY MOUTH WHEN I THINK OF FOOD.
I CHECKED ON THE INTERNET, AND MY MOUTH WHEN I THINK OF FOOD.
I CHECKED ON THE INTERNET, AND APPARENTLY, IT MIGHT BE I CHECKED ON THE INTERNET, AND APPARENTLY, IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING CALLED THE G-VIRUS, APPARENTLY, IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING CALLED THE G-VIRUS, WHICH CAN ONLY BE CURED BY SOMETHING CALLED THE G-VIRUS, WHICH CAN ONLY BE CURED BY CUTTING OFF THE INFECTED PART OR WHICH CAN ONLY BE CURED BY CUTTING OFF THE INFECTED PART OR THE REMOVAL OF THE BRAIN.
CUTTING OFF THE INFECTED PART OR THE REMOVAL OF THE BRAIN.
HMM.
I'M GONNA PRESCRIBE TWO THE REMOVAL OF THE BRAIN.
HMM.
I'M GONNA PRESCRIBE TWO WEEKS OFF AND A COUPLE OF HEAVY HMM.
I'M GONNA PRESCRIBE TWO WEEKS OFF AND A COUPLE OF HEAVY SEDATIVES A DAY FOR SIX WEEKS.
WEEKS OFF AND A COUPLE OF HEAVY SEDATIVES A DAY FOR SIX WEEKS.
AH! THANK YOU! SEDATIVES A DAY FOR SIX WEEKS.
AH! THANK YOU! NO, THAT'S FOR ME.
AH! THANK YOU! NO, THAT'S FOR ME.
WHAT YOU DESCRIBED IS CALLED NO, THAT'S FOR ME.
WHAT YOU DESCRIBED IS CALLED BEING HUNGRY.
WHAT YOU DESCRIBED IS CALLED BEING HUNGRY.
NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME, PLEASE BEING HUNGRY.
NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME, PLEASE GET OUT OF MY OFFICE SO I CAN NOW, FOR THE LAST TIME, PLEASE GET OUT OF MY OFFICE SO I CAN CURL UP UNDER MY DESK AND REVISE GET OUT OF MY OFFICE SO I CAN CURL UP UNDER MY DESK AND REVISE MY CAREER CHOICES.
CURL UP UNDER MY DESK AND REVISE MY CAREER CHOICES.
BUT I TOLD YOU, I NEED -- MY CAREER CHOICES.
BUT I TOLD YOU, I NEED -- Gumball: HI.
DARWIN CAN'T BUT I TOLD YOU, I NEED -- Gumball: HI.
DARWIN CAN'T STOP SNEE-- Gumball: HI.
DARWIN CAN'T STOP SNEE-- BUT I WAS HERE FIRST! STOP SNEE-- BUT I WAS HERE FIRST! JUST A SEC.
BUT I WAS HERE FIRST! JUST A SEC.
[ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
JUST A SEC.
[ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
HOW CAN I HELP YOU? [ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
HOW CAN I HELP YOU? Darwin: AH-CHOO! HOW CAN I HELP YOU? Darwin: AH-CHOO! RIGHT.
SOUNDS LIKE A SIMPLY Darwin: AH-CHOO! RIGHT.
SOUNDS LIKE A SIMPLY ALLERGY.
RIGHT.
SOUNDS LIKE A SIMPLY ALLERGY.
JUST HOLD IT IN AND GET BACK TO ALLERGY.
JUST HOLD IT IN AND GET BACK TO CLASS.
JUST HOLD IT IN AND GET BACK TO CLASS.
Darwin: OH, OKAY.
CLASS.
Darwin: OH, OKAY.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
Darwin: OH, OKAY.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
[ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
[ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
YOU SHOULD NEVER HOLD IN A [ MUFFLED SPEAKING .]
YOU SHOULD NEVER HOLD IN A SNEEZE! YOU SHOULD NEVER HOLD IN A SNEEZE! IT'S VERY DANGEROUS.
SNEEZE! IT'S VERY DANGEROUS.
YOU COULD POP A BLOOD VESSEL OR IT'S VERY DANGEROUS.
YOU COULD POP A BLOOD VESSEL OR EVEN WORSE.
YOU COULD POP A BLOOD VESSEL OR EVEN WORSE.
Gumball: IS SHE RIGHT? EVEN WORSE.
Gumball: IS SHE RIGHT? WHAT SHE IS, IS A PAIN IN THE Gumball: IS SHE RIGHT? WHAT SHE IS, IS A PAIN IN THE NECK WHO MAKES MY JOB A WHAT SHE IS, IS A PAIN IN THE NECK WHO MAKES MY JOB A NIGHTMARE.
NECK WHO MAKES MY JOB A NIGHTMARE.
IF YOU HAVE A PAIN IN THE NIGHTMARE.
IF YOU HAVE A PAIN IN THE NECK, YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSULT IF YOU HAVE A PAIN IN THE NECK, YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSULT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.
NECK, YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSULT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! VERTEBRAE MAY HAVE Darwin: AH-CHOO! VERTEBRAE MAY HAVE SLIPPED OUT OF ALIGNMENT, WHICH VERTEBRAE MAY HAVE SLIPPED OUT OF ALIGNMENT, WHICH COULD BE A SIGN OF SOMETHING SLIPPED OUT OF ALIGNMENT, WHICH COULD BE A SIGN OF SOMETHING HAVE A NICE DAY.
COULD BE A SIGN OF SOMETHING HAVE A NICE DAY.
Gumball: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED HAVE A NICE DAY.
Gumball: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF KIDS WHO ARE Gumball: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF KIDS WHO ARE ILL.
TO TAKE CARE OF KIDS WHO ARE ILL.
HAVE A NICE DAY! ILL.
HAVE A NICE DAY! Gumball: BUT WE STILL DON'T HAVE A NICE DAY! Gumball: BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S ALLERGIC TO.
Gumball: BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S ALLERGIC TO.
HAVE A NICE DAY! KNOW WHAT HE'S ALLERGIC TO.
HAVE A NICE DAY! Gumball: I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE HAVE A NICE DAY! Gumball: I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
Gumball: I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
HAVE A NICE -- TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
HAVE A NICE -- Darwin: AH-CHOO! HAVE A NICE -- Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE WAS Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE WAS GONNA SAY NOW.
I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE WAS GONNA SAY NOW.
Darwin: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? GONNA SAY NOW.
Darwin: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? Gumball: HMM.
WE'RE GONNA Darwin: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? Gumball: HMM.
WE'RE GONNA NEED TO FIND AN ALTERNATIVE TO Gumball: HMM.
WE'RE GONNA NEED TO FIND AN ALTERNATIVE TO TRADITIONAL MEDICINE.
NEED TO FIND AN ALTERNATIVE TO TRADITIONAL MEDICINE.
[ DOOR SLAMS .]
TRADITIONAL MEDICINE.
[ DOOR SLAMS .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
[ DOOR SLAMS .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
[ PANTING .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
[ PANTING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ PANTING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
DID I HEAR SOMEONE TALK ABOUT [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
DID I HEAR SOMEONE TALK ABOUT ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE? DID I HEAR SOMEONE TALK ABOUT ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE? ALTERNATIVE MEDICINES ARE OFTEN ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE? ALTERNATIVE MEDICINES ARE OFTEN RIDICULED FOR BEING A BUNCH OF ALTERNATIVE MEDICINES ARE OFTEN RIDICULED FOR BEING A BUNCH OF MAGIC BALONEY PRACTICED BY A RIDICULED FOR BEING A BUNCH OF MAGIC BALONEY PRACTICED BY A GANG OF ALMOST CRIMINAL BOZOS.
MAGIC BALONEY PRACTICED BY A GANG OF ALMOST CRIMINAL BOZOS.
BUT LOOK AT ME.
GANG OF ALMOST CRIMINAL BOZOS.
BUT LOOK AT ME.
YOU CAN TELL RIGHT AWAY IT IS NO BUT LOOK AT ME.
YOU CAN TELL RIGHT AWAY IT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.
YOU CAN TELL RIGHT AWAY IT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.
Gumball: YEAH, IT'S LAUGHING MATTER.
Gumball: YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY A BIT SAD.
Gumball: YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY A BIT SAD.
SO, THE PLAN IS TO CLEAN YOUR DEFINITELY A BIT SAD.
SO, THE PLAN IS TO CLEAN YOUR ENERGY BY ABSORBING THE TOXINS SO, THE PLAN IS TO CLEAN YOUR ENERGY BY ABSORBING THE TOXINS WITH THE POWER OF THIS ENERGY BY ABSORBING THE TOXINS WITH THE POWER OF THIS UNBREAKABLE CRYSTAL.
WITH THE POWER OF THIS UNBREAKABLE CRYSTAL.
THE POWER OF THESE TWO UNBREAKABLE CRYSTAL.
THE POWER OF THESE TWO UNBREAKABLE CRYSTALS.
THE POWER OF THESE TWO UNBREAKABLE CRYSTALS.
Gumball: HOW DOES THAT WORK? UNBREAKABLE CRYSTALS.
Gumball: HOW DOES THAT WORK? MM.
I DON'T KNOW.
Gumball: HOW DOES THAT WORK? MM.
I DON'T KNOW.
THE MAGAZINE THIS CAME WITH WENT MM.
I DON'T KNOW.
THE MAGAZINE THIS CAME WITH WENT BANKRUPT AFTER TWO EDITIONS.
THE MAGAZINE THIS CAME WITH WENT BANKRUPT AFTER TWO EDITIONS.
I'LL JUST, UH, DO THIS.
BANKRUPT AFTER TWO EDITIONS.
I'LL JUST, UH, DO THIS.
Darwin: [ GROANS .]
I'LL JUST, UH, DO THIS.
Darwin: [ GROANS .]
HOW DOES THAT FEEL? Darwin: [ GROANS .]
HOW DOES THAT FEEL? Darwin: GOOD.
I THINK -- HOW DOES THAT FEEL? Darwin: GOOD.
I THINK -- AH-CHOO! Darwin: GOOD.
I THINK -- AH-CHOO! UNH! AH-CHOO! UNH! [ BODY THUDS .]
UNH! [ BODY THUDS .]
I'M NOT OKAY! [ BODY THUDS .]
I'M NOT OKAY! DON'T WORRY! I'M NOT OKAY! DON'T WORRY! I'VE GOT A DIPLOMA IN THE DON'T WORRY! I'VE GOT A DIPLOMA IN THE ANCIENT ART OF ACUPUNCTURE.
I'VE GOT A DIPLOMA IN THE ANCIENT ART OF ACUPUNCTURE.
Gumball: REALLY? ANCIENT ART OF ACUPUNCTURE.
Gumball: REALLY? YEAH, I BOUGHT IT ON THE Gumball: REALLY? YEAH, I BOUGHT IT ON THE INTERNET.
YEAH, I BOUGHT IT ON THE INTERNET.
IT CAME WITH A SCUBA-DIVING INTERNET.
IT CAME WITH A SCUBA-DIVING LICENSE AND A DOG-BREEDING IT CAME WITH A SCUBA-DIVING LICENSE AND A DOG-BREEDING PERMIT.
LICENSE AND A DOG-BREEDING PERMIT.
Darwin: OW! EEE! OHH! PERMIT.
Darwin: OW! EEE! OHH! ARGH! NOT THERE! Darwin: OW! EEE! OHH! ARGH! NOT THERE! OHH! ARGH! NOT THERE! OHH! Gumball: WELL, ON A PAIN OHH! Gumball: WELL, ON A PAIN SCALE OF 1 TO 10, THIS LOOKS Gumball: WELL, ON A PAIN SCALE OF 1 TO 10, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD SCORE AT LEAST, SCALE OF 1 TO 10, THIS LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD SCORE AT LEAST, UH"SOMEBODY PLEASE FINISH ME LIKE IT WOULD SCORE AT LEAST, UH"SOMEBODY PLEASE FINISH ME OFF.
UH"SOMEBODY PLEASE FINISH ME OFF.
EVERY SECOND OF MY TRAGIC OFF.
EVERY SECOND OF MY TRAGIC EXISTENCE IS PURE AGONY.
" EVERY SECOND OF MY TRAGIC EXISTENCE IS PURE AGONY.
" DON'T WORRY.
EXISTENCE IS PURE AGONY.
" DON'T WORRY.
ACUPUNCTURE IS COMPLETELY DON'T WORRY.
ACUPUNCTURE IS COMPLETELY PAINLESS.
ACUPUNCTURE IS COMPLETELY PAINLESS.
Darwin: YOU'RE RIGHT.
PAINLESS.
Darwin: YOU'RE RIGHT.
I CAN'T FEEL PAINOR ANYTHING Darwin: YOU'RE RIGHT.
I CAN'T FEEL PAINOR ANYTHING FROM THE NECK DOWN.
I CAN'T FEEL PAINOR ANYTHING FROM THE NECK DOWN.
YEAH, I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE FROM THE NECK DOWN.
YEAH, I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE EXACT ENERGY POINTS I NEED TO YEAH, I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE EXACT ENERGY POINTS I NEED TO STRIKE, SO BETTER SAFE THAN EXACT ENERGY POINTS I NEED TO STRIKE, SO BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
STRIKE, SO BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
BUT, HEY! SORRY.
BUT, HEY! AT LEAST IT WORKED.
BUT, HEY! AT LEAST IT WORKED.
YOU HAVEN'T SNEEZED FOR A WHOL-- AT LEAST IT WORKED.
YOU HAVEN'T SNEEZED FOR A WHOL-- Darwin: AH-CHOO! YOU HAVEN'T SNEEZED FOR A WHOL-- Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ DEFLATING .]
Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ DEFLATING .]
Gumball: UH, I CAN SMELL [ DEFLATING .]
Gumball: UH, I CAN SMELL DANCING AND TASTE PURPLE.
Gumball: UH, I CAN SMELL DANCING AND TASTE PURPLE.
ARE THERE GONNA BE ANY MORE SIDE DANCING AND TASTE PURPLE.
ARE THERE GONNA BE ANY MORE SIDE EFFECTS? ARE THERE GONNA BE ANY MORE SIDE EFFECTS? [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
EFFECTS? [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
I'M SORRY.
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
I'M SORRY.
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS I'M SORRY.
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS UGH! WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS UGH! Darwin: AH-CHOO! UGH! Darwin: AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! Darwin: AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! Gumball: YEAH, I THINK THE AH-CHOO! Gumball: YEAH, I THINK THE BEST THING TO DO IS JUST IGNORE Gumball: YEAH, I THINK THE BEST THING TO DO IS JUST IGNORE IT.
BEST THING TO DO IS JUST IGNORE IT.
I MEAN, HOW BAD CAN IT GET? IT.
I MEAN, HOW BAD CAN IT GET? [ GRUNTING .]
I MEAN, HOW BAD CAN IT GET? [ GRUNTING .]
DO YOU HAVE ANY 9s? [ GRUNTING .]
DO YOU HAVE ANY 9s? Darwin: NO.
AH-CHOO! DO YOU HAVE ANY 9s? Darwin: NO.
AH-CHOO! [ BODY THUDS .]
Darwin: NO.
AH-CHOO! [ BODY THUDS .]
GO FISH.
[ BODY THUDS .]
GO FISH.
Gumball: IT'S THE OTHER GO FISH.
Gumball: IT'S THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
Gumball: IT'S THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
I THINK YOUR ALLERGY IS STARTING PEOPLE THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.
I THINK YOUR ALLERGY IS STARTING TO SERIOUSLY GET ON THEIR I THINK YOUR ALLERGY IS STARTING TO SERIOUSLY GET ON THEIR NERVES.
TO SERIOUSLY GET ON THEIR NERVES.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! NERVES.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Darwin: AH-CHOO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SO ANNOYING.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SO ANNOYING.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! SO ANNOYING.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! Darwin: AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AAH! AH-CHOO! AAH! I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT! AAH! I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT! UH, PROBABLY.
I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT! UH, PROBABLY.
HMM.
UH, PROBABLY.
HMM.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! HMM.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! AAH! Darwin: AH-CHOO! AAH! [ BODY THUDS .]
Darwin: AHHH-CHOO! [ BODY THUDS .]
THAT HURT! [ BODY THUDS .]
THAT HURT! Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THAT HURT! Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE SUSPENDED FOR BEING TOO Gumball: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE SUSPENDED FOR BEING TOO DANGEROUS.
WERE SUSPENDED FOR BEING TOO DANGEROUS.
Dad: WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE DANGEROUS.
Dad: WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DITCHED SCHOOL WITHOUT Dad: WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DITCHED SCHOOL WITHOUT A PROPER EXCUSE.
YOU JUST DITCHED SCHOOL WITHOUT A PROPER EXCUSE.
Gumball: WELL, WE ARE ALL IN A PROPER EXCUSE.
Gumball: WELL, WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
Gumball: WELL, WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
IF DARWIN GETS TO SKIP CLASS, THIS TOGETHER.
IF DARWIN GETS TO SKIP CLASS, THEN SO DO I.
IF DARWIN GETS TO SKIP CLASS, THEN SO DO I.
Darwin: I THOUGHT THIS WAS THEN SO DO I.
Darwin: I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT FINDING WHAT I'M ALLERGIC Darwin: I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT FINDING WHAT I'M ALLERGIC TO.
ABOUT FINDING WHAT I'M ALLERGIC TO.
Gumball: YES, THAT, AS WELL.
TO.
Gumball: YES, THAT, AS WELL.
Anais: WELL, HE'S BEEN Gumball: YES, THAT, AS WELL.
Anais: WELL, HE'S BEEN HANGING AROUND WITH YOU ALL DAY, Anais: WELL, HE'S BEEN HANGING AROUND WITH YOU ALL DAY, SO MAYBE HE'S ALLERGIC TO HANGING AROUND WITH YOU ALL DAY, SO MAYBE HE'S ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY.
SO MAYBE HE'S ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY.
Gumball: HEY! IT'S NOT NICE STUPIDITY.
Gumball: HEY! IT'S NOT NICE TO BE MEAN ABOUT PEOPLE'S Gumball: HEY! IT'S NOT NICE TO BE MEAN ABOUT PEOPLE'S STUPIDITY! TO BE MEAN ABOUT PEOPLE'S STUPIDITY! BUT I'M GONNA CALM DOWN NOW STUPIDITY! BUT I'M GONNA CALM DOWN NOW BECAUSE, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT BUT I'M GONNA CALM DOWN NOW BECAUSE, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE A GOOD BECAUSE, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE A GOOD THEORY! IT, THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE A GOOD THEORY! Anais: UH, IS IT? THEORY! Anais: UH, IS IT? Gumball: WELL, YEAH.
Anais: UH, IS IT? Gumball: WELL, YEAH.
IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT STUPID Gumball: WELL, YEAH.
IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT STUPID PILLOW FIGHT.
IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT STUPID PILLOW FIGHT.
Darwin: AND THE MORE PEOPLE PILLOW FIGHT.
Darwin: AND THE MORE PEOPLE GAVE ME STUPID SOLUTIONS, THE Darwin: AND THE MORE PEOPLE GAVE ME STUPID SOLUTIONS, THE WORSE IT GOT.
GAVE ME STUPID SOLUTIONS, THE WORSE IT GOT.
Anais: HMM.
WORSE IT GOT.
Anais: HMM.
THERE MUST BE A WAY TO PROVE Anais: HMM.
THERE MUST BE A WAY TO PROVE THIS.
THERE MUST BE A WAY TO PROVE THIS.
BUT HOW? THIS.
BUT HOW? Dad: HEY, GUYS, DO YOU BUT HOW? Dad: HEY, GUYS, DO YOU SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT TREE DOES Dad: HEY, GUYS, DO YOU SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT TREE DOES CHEESE COME FROM? SOMETIMES WONDER WHAT TREE DOES CHEESE COME FROM? Darwin: AH-CHOO! CHEESE COME FROM? Darwin: AH-CHOO! Anais: NOW WE'RE SURE.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Anais: NOW WE'RE SURE.
Mom: OKAY, WE NEED TO COME UP Anais: NOW WE'RE SURE.
Mom: OKAY, WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN, BUT PLEASE, NO MORE Mom: OKAY, WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN, BUT PLEASE, NO MORE STUPID IDEAS.
WITH A PLAN, BUT PLEASE, NO MORE STUPID IDEAS.
I DON'T THINK THIS HOUSE CAN STUPID IDEAS.
I DON'T THINK THIS HOUSE CAN TAKE IT.
I DON'T THINK THIS HOUSE CAN TAKE IT.
OR ANY OTHER HOUSE, FOR THAT TAKE IT.
OR ANY OTHER HOUSE, FOR THAT MATTER.
OR ANY OTHER HOUSE, FOR THAT MATTER.
GUMBALL, PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU MATTER.
GUMBALL, PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.
GUMBALL, PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.
Gumball: WHAT IF WE -- SPEAK.
Gumball: WHAT IF WE -- Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: WHAT IF WE -- Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ BOTH COUGHING .]
Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ BOTH COUGHING .]
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT? [ BOTH COUGHING .]
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT? DUDE, I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT? DUDE, I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY SENTENCE! DUDE, I DIDN'T EVEN FINISH MY SENTENCE! Darwin: SORRY.
I ANTICIPATED.
SENTENCE! Darwin: SORRY.
I ANTICIPATED.
Anais: IT WAS BOUND TO BE Darwin: SORRY.
I ANTICIPATED.
Anais: IT WAS BOUND TO BE STUPID.
Anais: IT WAS BOUND TO BE STUPID.
Gumball: HEY! WE'RE IN A STUPID.
Gumball: HEY! WE'RE IN A DEMOCRACY HERE! Gumball: HEY! WE'RE IN A DEMOCRACY HERE! CAN I GET A CHANCE TO SPEAK, DEMOCRACY HERE! CAN I GET A CHANCE TO SPEAK, PLEASE? CAN I GET A CHANCE TO SPEAK, PLEASE? Anais: [ SIGHS .]
PLEASE? Anais: [ SIGHS .]
Gumball: WHAT IF HE SNEEZED Anais: [ SIGHS .]
Gumball: WHAT IF HE SNEEZED UPWARDS? Gumball: WHAT IF HE SNEEZED UPWARDS? NOTHING WOULD GET DAMAGED.
UPWARDS? NOTHING WOULD GET DAMAGED.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! NOTHING WOULD GET DAMAGED.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Anais: I KNEW IT.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Anais: I KNEW IT.
Gumball: [ GRUMBLES .]
Anais: I KNEW IT.
Gumball: [ GRUMBLES .]
Mom: COME ON.
YOU'RE THE ONE Gumball: [ GRUMBLES .]
Mom: COME ON.
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH ALL THE GOOD GENES.
Mom: COME ON.
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH ALL THE GOOD GENES.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO? WITH ALL THE GOOD GENES.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO? Anais: LET'S MOVE TO THE WHAT SHOULD WE DO? Anais: LET'S MOVE TO THE DESERT.
Anais: LET'S MOVE TO THE DESERT.
THERE'S NOTHING TO DESTROY DESERT.
THERE'S NOTHING TO DESTROY THERE.
THERE'S NOTHING TO DESTROY THERE.
Mom: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE NOT THERE.
Mom: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK.
Mom: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO LISTEN TO GONNA TALK.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO LISTEN TO THE RADIO.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO LISTEN TO THE RADIO.
WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT? THE RADIO.
WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT? TRY H2LOW, OUR NEW DIET WATER.
WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT? TRY H2LOW, OUR NEW DIET WATER.
TWICE THE TASTE, HALF THE WASTE.
TRY H2LOW, OUR NEW DIET WATER.
TWICE THE TASTE, HALF THE WASTE.
SIGHS.
TWICE THE TASTE, HALF THE WASTE.
SIGHS.
Anais: DIET WATER? SIGHS.
Anais: DIET WATER? THAT SOUNDS COMPLETELY STU-- Anais: DIET WATER? THAT SOUNDS COMPLETELY STU-- Darwin: AH-CHOO! THAT SOUNDS COMPLETELY STU-- Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: I GUESS WE'LL BE Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: I GUESS WE'LL BE WALKING.
Gumball: I GUESS WE'LL BE WALKING.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! WALKING.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: OR RUNNING.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: OR RUNNING.
COME ON, MAN! Gumball: OR RUNNING.
COME ON, MAN! Darwin: AH-CHOO! COME ON, MAN! Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
Darwin: AH-CHOO! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
AH-CHOO! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! Anais: LET'S TRY THE OTHER AH-CHOO! Anais: LET'S TRY THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
Anais: LET'S TRY THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! WAY AROUND.
Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: HEY, THAT WAS A Darwin: AH-CHOO! Gumball: HEY, THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD TRICK, MAN! Gumball: HEY, THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD TRICK, MAN! TRY SNEEZING DOWN! PRETTY GOOD TRICK, MAN! TRY SNEEZING DOWN! THAT SHOULD PROPEL US STRAIGHT TRY SNEEZING DOWN! THAT SHOULD PROPEL US STRAIGHT OUT OF TOWN.
THAT SHOULD PROPEL US STRAIGHT OUT OF TOWN.
Darwin: A-H-H-H-CHOO! Gumball: EVEN I ADMIT THAT WAS A STUPID IDEA.
Anais: AND IT'S GONNA GET WAS A STUPID IDEA.
Anais: AND IT'S GONNA GET WORSE! Anais: AND IT'S GONNA GET WORSE! R-U-U-U-UN! [ HORN HONKING .]
Gumball: QUICK! LET'S RUN AWAY AS FAST AS WE CAN IN A Gumball: QUICK! LET'S RUN AWAY AS FAST AS WE CAN IN A STRAIGHT LINE! AWAY AS FAST AS WE CAN IN A STRAIGHT LINE! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
Anais: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS MORE STUPID -- THE FACT THAT THAT WAS YOUR SOLUTION OR THAT MORE STUPID -- THE FACT THAT THAT WAS YOUR SOLUTION OR THAT WE CHOSE TO FOLLOW YOU.
THAT WAS YOUR SOLUTION OR THAT WE CHOSE TO FOLLOW YOU.
Darwin: AH-AH WE CHOSE TO FOLLOW YOU.
Darwin: AH-AH Gumball: I THINK IT WAS MORE Darwin: AH-AH Gumball: I THINK IT WAS MORE STUPID THAT YOU POINTED IT OUT.
Gumball: I THINK IT WAS MORE STUPID THAT YOU POINTED IT OUT.
Anais: NO! DON'T DO IT THERE! STUPID THAT YOU POINTED IT OUT.
Anais: NO! DON'T DO IT THERE! Darwin: AH-AH Anais: NO! DON'T DO IT THERE! Darwin: AH-AH Darwin: AH Darwin: AH-AH Darwin: AH Gumball: WE NEED TO CHOOSE! Darwin: AH Gumball: WE NEED TO CHOOSE! Darwin: GO FOR THE PANDA! Gumball: WE NEED TO CHOOSE! Darwin: GO FOR THE PANDA! THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON LIFE ANYWAY! Darwin: GO FOR THE PANDA! THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON LIFE ANYWAY! Anais: GUYS, OVER HERE! THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON LIFE ANYWAY! Anais: GUYS, OVER HERE! Darwin: AH-AH-AH-CHOO! [ BOTH SIGH .]
Gumball: THAT WAS CLOSE.
GOOD JOB, TEAM.
Gumball: THAT WAS CLOSE.
GOOD JOB, TEAM.
[ CATS MEOWING .]
GOOD JOB, TEAM.
[ CATS MEOWING .]
Anais: COME ON, DARWIN! [ CATS MEOWING .]
Anais: COME ON, DARWIN! WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TOWN! Anais: COME ON, DARWIN! WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TOWN! Gumball: JUST AS LONG AS WE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TOWN! Gumball: JUST AS LONG AS WE DON'T BUMP INTO SOME STUPID Gumball: JUST AS LONG AS WE DON'T BUMP INTO SOME STUPID OBSTACLE AGAIN! DON'T BUMP INTO SOME STUPID OBSTACLE AGAIN! OH, HEY, GUYS.
OBSTACLE AGAIN! OH, HEY, GUYS.
DID YOU KNOW THAT -- OH, HEY, GUYS.
DID YOU KNOW THAT -- Gumball: DON'T! TRUST ME.
DID YOU KNOW THAT -- Gumball: DON'T! TRUST ME.
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
Gumball: DON'T! TRUST ME.
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
BUT I JUST -- IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
BUT I JUST -- Gumball: NO, NO, NO, NO! BUT I JUST -- Gumball: NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T SPEAK! DON'T SAY A THING! Gumball: NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T SPEAK! DON'T SAY A THING! HE'S REALLY DANGEROUS.
DON'T SPEAK! DON'T SAY A THING! HE'S REALLY DANGEROUS.
ONE STUPID WORD AND YOU COULD HE'S REALLY DANGEROUS.
ONE STUPID WORD AND YOU COULD ALL GET BLOWN OFF TO THE OTHER ONE STUPID WORD AND YOU COULD ALL GET BLOWN OFF TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPECIFIC OCEAN.
ALL GET BLOWN OFF TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPECIFIC OCEAN.
Anais: DID YOU JUST SAY SIDE OF THE SPECIFIC OCEAN.
Anais: DID YOU JUST SAY "SPECIFIC OCEAN"? Anais: DID YOU JUST SAY "SPECIFIC OCEAN"? [ SIGHS .]
"SPECIFIC OCEAN"? [ SIGHS .]
Darwin: AH-AH-AH [ BIRD SCREECHES .]
[ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Gumball: YAY! WE MADE IT! Darwin: STOP! I'M GONNA CONTINUE ALONE.
Darwin: STOP! I'M GONNA CONTINUE ALONE.
Gumball: WHAT?! WHY?! I'M GONNA CONTINUE ALONE.
Gumball: WHAT?! WHY?! Darwin: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! Gumball: WHAT?! WHY?! Darwin: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! BUT -- BUT -- Darwin: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! BUT -- BUT -- Anais: BUT YOU'RE A BUT -- BUT -- Anais: BUT YOU'RE A SLACK-JAWED, PEA-BRAINED DIMWIT, Anais: BUT YOU'RE A SLACK-JAWED, PEA-BRAINED DIMWIT, AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN DANGER SLACK-JAWED, PEA-BRAINED DIMWIT, AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN DANGER OF GETTING YOUR HEAD BLOWN OFF AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN DANGER OF GETTING YOUR HEAD BLOWN OFF EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH OF GETTING YOUR HEAD BLOWN OFF EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH AROUND HIM.
EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH AROUND HIM.
Gumball: I'M NOT GOING AROUND HIM.
Gumball: I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, MAN! Gumball: I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, MAN! Darwin: GO! ANYWHERE, MAN! Darwin: GO! Gumball: OW! Darwin: GO! Gumball: OW! Darwin: JUST GO! Gumball: OW! Darwin: JUST GO! Gumball: OW! Darwin: JUST GO! Gumball: OW! Darwin: I DON'T WANT TO HURT Gumball: OW! Darwin: I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU! Darwin: I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU! Gumball: WELL, STOP THROWING YOU! Gumball: WELL, STOP THROWING STONES AT ME, THEN! Gumball: WELL, STOP THROWING STONES AT ME, THEN! Darwin: BUT WHAT ARE YOU STONES AT ME, THEN! Darwin: BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF I SNEEZE AGAIN? Darwin: BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF I SNEEZE AGAIN? [ CRYING .]
GONNA DO IF I SNEEZE AGAIN? [ CRYING .]
Gumball: THEN I WILL BE [ CRYING .]
Gumball: THEN I WILL BE READY! Gumball: THEN I WILL BE READY! Darwin: AH-AH-AH-AH-- READY! Darwin: AH-AH-AH-AH-- RUN! Darwin: AH-AH-AH-AH-- RUN! Gumball: WE CAN TAKE IT! RUN! Gumball: WE CAN TAKE IT! WE'RE YOUR FAMI-- Gumball: WE CAN TAKE IT! WE'RE YOUR FAMI-- UH WE'RE YOUR FAMI-- UH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! UH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Anais: WELL, I'M AVOIDING THE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Anais: WELL, I'M AVOIDING THE BLAST.
Anais: WELL, I'M AVOIDING THE BLAST.
Darwin: AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOO! BLAST.
Darwin: AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOO! [ COW MOOS .]
Darwin: AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOO! [ COW MOOS .]
Gumball: [ GROANING .]
Darwin: OH.
I FEEL GREAT! Gumball: [ GROANING .]
Anais: YEAH.
MY BAD.
Gumball: [ GROANING .]
Anais: YEAH.
MY BAD.
LOOKS LIKE YOU WEREN'T ALLERGIC Anais: YEAH.
MY BAD.
LOOKS LIKE YOU WEREN'T ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY.
LOOKS LIKE YOU WEREN'T ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY.
JUST FEATHERS.
TO STUPIDITY.
JUST FEATHERS.
Gumball: IT MUST'VE GOT IN JUST FEATHERS.
Gumball: IT MUST'VE GOT IN THERE DURING THE PILLOW FIGHT! Gumball: IT MUST'VE GOT IN THERE DURING THE PILLOW FIGHT! Darwin: EVERYTHING IS OKAY, THERE DURING THE PILLOW FIGHT! Darwin: EVERYTHING IS OKAY, THEN.
Darwin: EVERYTHING IS OKAY, THEN.
WE CAN ALL GO HOME.
THEN.
WE CAN ALL GO HOME.
AH-AH-CHOO!