UnREAL (2015) s03e08 Episode Script

1 Asa checked out of the facility.
He called your mom.
He's living at home again.
What do you say you and I partner up? I only want to make high-end, premium content.
I need more cocaine.
That eight ball was supposed to last you a week.
It didn't.
You're unbelievable.
[LAUGHS.]
I want to ask for supervised visitation with my son.
I need a character witness.
We are rolling.
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
- You're my new mommy! - Oh! - Serena isn't into it.
If she's not feeling it, we make her feel it.
- [SCREAMS.]
Daddy! - Hey! - She's terrified of clowns, man.
- The clown is scary! - I peed in my pants.
- Oh, hey! Oh, my God! Riley! [TRUCK HORN BLARES.]
You crossed a line.
And if you were a mother, you'd understand.
You're right.
I am not a mother.
You'll have to find someone else to speak at your visitation hearing.
Let's go, sister.
- Bye, Rachel.
- What do you want? You need my help, and I need yours.
- You want the Emmy.
- What do you want? Quinn's head.
You get me the dirt, I get you the hardware.
[LOUISE LEMÓN'S "THIRST" PLAYS.]
Mom, I need you to call me back.
I need to talk to you.
[CELLPHONE BEEPS.]
From tide to tide, you wash me up Keep finding myself - Mom - On the shore [CELLPHONE DINGS.]
OLIVE: Hi, Rachel.
It's Mom.
I just wanted to tell you how great it is to have your father home.
He's back on his meds, and he asked me to tell you how much he appreciates everything you did for him.
- [GRUNTING.]
- Oh, lord, love me Oh, lord, love me Oh, lord Make him love me Rachel? Are you okay? You're the shrink.
You tell me.
Rise and shine, sister! The day's getting away from us.
QUINN: All right.
All right.
Come on, Naked.
Let's go.
Mm? [CHUCKLES SOFTLY.]
Hi.
[LAUGHS.]
- Uh, breakfast is ready.
- Oh, breakfast sounds awesome.
Hmm.
Breakfast for the ladies.
Now, run along, studly.
Oh.
Whew.
- Bup bup bup bup.
- You're adorable.
Super cute.
Very nice to meet you.
[BOTH LAUGH.]
[WHISPERING.]
Quinnie? [COMPUTER BEEPS.]
[COMPUTER BEEPS.]
[COMPUTER BEEPS.]
Oh, I got to go to work.
No! Play hooky with me, hmm? - [EXHALES SHARPLY.]
- We'll have a blast.
No.
I can't.
I have very important work to do, - whether you believe it or not.
- You need some down time.
All work and no play makes Jill even duller than Jack.
[EXHALES DEEPLY.]
What's for breakfast? [LAUGHS.]
Chet? What are you doing? - I'm - Is Quinn here? No.
She's not in yet.
And I'm just looking at the budget, uh, thing.
Uh, I can't remember the password.
[CHUCKLES.]
Do you remember the password? Like Quinn would ever trust me with that.
She doesn't give anyone the password.
The only way you're getting on that computer is with her sitting right next to you.
Of course.
[CHUCKLES.]
Obviously.
Um I wanted to ask her, but do you know am I done? Zach was my last guy, and he's gone now, so I'm a little worried Madison, Quinn's not gonna fire you.
No.
You just made us $18 million bucks.
Well, that kind of thing inspires loyalty.
- You're safe.
Trust me.
- Really? Everything is going to be just fine.
Why don't you take the day? Relax.
Okay - That sounds fun.
- Fun.
Sim card's already in there, so it should be good to go.
- Thanks.
- Mm.
Mm.
Quinn, where are you? QUINN: Mm.
Heaven, I think.
- I'm taking the day off.
- Oh, what? You're just blowing off the show, just like that? No, I'm not blowing anything off.
I'm just taking a personal day.
You know, like what you do.
Or maybe you're just feeling kinda sick.
"Scary clown makes little girl piss in her pants" kinda sick? Okay, you know what? Come on, Rachel, all right? That was a great episode, and even you can see that from way up on your high horse.
Dude, you've got to give your head a shake.
No, I don't got to do anything.
You are in charge for one day.
You think you can handle that? Yeah, I think I can handle not getting a little kid run over.
[CELLPHONE BEEPS.]
Everything okay? [SIGHS.]
Right as rain.
Good.
- CHET: Hey, Rachel.
- Hmm? - Do you know where Quinn is? - One guess.
Who's the most annoying new bestie this side of West Hollywood? - Fiona? - Fiona.
Oh, God.
Serena? Serena? You here? - Hi.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Someone's up bright and early.
Yeah.
Eight miles before breakfast.
Usually do four or five, but today - I got to thinking about the guys, and - And what? Oh, things are really good, you know? Finally.
Four great options.
It's very exciting.
I mean, four guys.
Yeah, one of whom you have to cut today.
- You know that, right? - Yes, I do, Debbie Downer.
Okay, well, that's why today's date is all about intimacy.
- Okay.
- You opening up to the guys and just talking to them about your past.
- My past? - Your past.
I I don't think so, Rachel.
I am finally in a place where I feel secure with the guys.
I don't really want to dwell on the past.
I want to think about the future.
Look, if this were the real world, you would go out with these guys, you would talk about who you dated, who they dated, the funny thing that happened in the third grade.
We're just we're just putting some "Everlasting" glitz on it.
Okay.
I guess.
Trust me.
Until you deal with the past, you're stuck.
Today, we'll dig in and take a closer look at the lives of our suitress and our final four contestants, giving Serena the depth and knowledge that she's gonna need to choose one lucky guy with whom to spend a romantic weekend away relaxing at the Totumi Resort and Spa in Ojai, California.
Now, gentlemen, to jump-start the conversation, we have pulled images from each one of your social-media feeds - Oh-ho-ho-ho.
- Yes.
to give Serena a glimpse - Really? - into who each of you are - outside of "Everlasting.
" - [INDISTINCT TALKING.]
I have been wanting this from day one.
But first, why don't we let you get the ball rolling? - Oh, Serena pictures.
- Oh.
Me.
- Serena.
- Let's get this party started.
GRAHAM: Enjoy.
- Ms.
Quinn, I'm so sorry.
- Thank you so much.
Gracias.
Uh, Quinn, what are you doing here? What does it look like I'm doing, Chet? I'm having a massage.
Better question is, what are you doing here? Uh Well, I-I wanted uh, wanted If are here to beg me to change my mind about testifying for you, you can forget.
In case haven't heard, no means no.
No, that's not it.
That's not it.
I want you to come back to the set, you know, to your job.
- I really need you back there.
- [SIGHS.]
What the hell are you doing in my house? I'm talking to Quinn, you know, about, uh, business.
Work business.
Work is the one thing Quinn is not doing today.
I'm sorry, babe.
I have to fly down to L.
A.
- All right.
- I'll just be done here, then.
- No, no, no, no.
Stay.
Stay.
- You can stop.
- Okay.
Today is your day to do whatever your heart desires.
Just promise me you will not let this incompetent boob talk you into going back to work.
[SIGHS.]
Kisses.
- I love you.
- Bye.
Look, ignore her.
I need you back on the set.
- Please.
- You know what? You need to get out.
And I need to flip over.
[SIGHS.]
[LAUGHTER.]
So cute.
When was that? That was my first spelling bee.
I was very nervous, if you can't tell.
My braces were gonna pop out of my head.
[LAUGHS.]
That is my mother and father.
- That's a lovely photo.
- Thank you.
I love that picture.
I wouldn't be anywhere without their unconditional love and support.
And Oh.
Didn't know that picture was still online.
Who's that guy? That is my ex-boyfriend George.
That's a a banking event in Switzerland.
We don't have to talk about this if you don't want to.
No, no.
No, I George and I had a very, very intense relationship.
We were practically engaged.
[CHUCKLES.]
Honestly, I thought he was the one.
Then one day, he just disappeared.
No explanation, no nothing.
No way.
That's messed up.
Yeah, my my friends said that he was intimidated by my success.
[SCOFFS.]
I don't know.
I wish he'd just, you know, had the decency to say it to my face.
- What a jerk.
- Most stupid man.
To lose a woman like you is just Out of his own insecurities, obviously.
[LAUGHS.]
Thanks, guys.
MAN: Okay.
Cut.
Let's reset for the one-on-ones.
I mean, I can't believe that my dad went back to her.
You know wh And that voicemail.
I mean, that is some crazy passive-aggressive psycho shit right there, that's what that is.
Yeah, well, I-I can't argue that.
So, what? I'm supposed to just, like, let my father get sucked back into her orbit? Rachel, listen, I understand how painful your father's choice must be for you.
But it's his choice.
You can't control anyone but yourself.
So I just sit here? Do nothing? No way.
I just, like, I need to talk to her.
I need to show her exactly what it is she's doing to my dad and me.
[INDISTINCT TALKING.]
Madison? - What are you doing? - Chet said that I could Okay, that's a terrible way to start a sentence.
Um I need you to cover my next date with August.
Realy? Yeah.
I got to go, uh, take care of something.
- I'll be back ASAP, okay? - Wait, so you're giving me August? No.
I'm allowing you to produce a simple one-on-one date until I get back.
Okay, yeah.
Absolutely.
You can count on me.
I got it.
Okay.
Just keep it simple, Madison.
Yeah.
Copy that.
[MARIMBA RING TONE PLAYING.]
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS.]
- Hello? Maddy, I was wrong.
- Wrong about what? - Oh, about you and your place at "Everlasting," and your job is definitely on the line.
I think Quinn may have used the word "disposable.
" Oh, my God.
She did? Yeah.
You're gonna have to do something big.
Big.
Um Yeah, like a nuclear explosion.
Okay, but, like, the good kind, right? Actually, bad is better.
Um Wait, why would Quinn want me to cause a problem? Listen, Madison, I need you to make some drama, and I need it now.
I need Quinn back on set.
Totally.
You can count on me.
Yeah.
[CELLPHONE BEEPS.]
"Keep it simple.
" "Nuclear explosion.
" We've heard from Serena, now it's time to hear from each of the men.
What does the magic of the Internet have to tell us about their pasts? Let's go onto the next one.
- Okay.
- Ah.
Okay, that's that's Japhet, Merveille, Arthur, and Rishi.
- That's my Congolese family.
- Oh.
You know, after a year with them, I realized I have to be the change I want to see in the world.
This is unbelievable.
He's just, like, Mr.
Perfect now? - What's wrong with that? - SERENA: You were married? What? [LAUGHING.]
No, no.
No, no, no.
That's Charlotte.
- My ex-girlfriend.
- Oh.
Yeah, I was I was a "bridesmaid.
" Seriously? There's no drama, there's no oomph.
It's just abs and a pretty accent.
Oh, come on.
You're still here, Chet? I told you, I am taking the day off.
I get it.
You want to play hooky.
You want to spend the day with the cabana boy? - I get it.
- Look actually, I'm gonna go meet up with Fiona and head down to L.
A.
I mean, since I don't have any kids and I'm not a mother, I can really do whatever the hell I want, right? - I was wrong to say that.
- I'm an executive producer.
I don't have to show up every day.
And you of all people should know that.
How are you getting down to L.
A.
? Commercial? - First class.
- Eww.
I've got a plane.
I could fly you down.
I go zip in and out of there all the time.
Fine.
You can take me to L.
A.
There's actually something I've been wanting to show you.
MAN: And we're rolling.
- Thank you, sir.
- Okay, my darling.
- All right.
- Take a seat, please.
- Thank you.
- Relax.
And welcome to my world.
Show me.
Moscow.
Three years ago.
Okay? Japan.
It was amazing.
These little guys look so crazy.
Okay.
Who's that? Um She she was dancer with me.
This is us on vacation.
Our last good time together.
She meant a lot to you.
She was everything to me.
My kinda George, "the one who got away.
" - MADISON: Who's George? - JAY: [SCOFFS.]
You'd know if your ass wasn't in the hot tub all morning.
Ugh.
He's Serena's ex.
He led her down the garden path, then went all hinky on her, and just, gone daddy gone from one day to the next.
[SCOFFS.]
That's terrible.
Yeah.
Actually, it is.
[DOG BARKS.]
Rachel.
I was wondering if Hey, you.
Hey, you.
I just wanted to check in after that whole Natalia thing.
Check in why? I don't know.
I mean, it's just, I get it, talking about the past and all the relationships.
You and Natalia, you really had something, right? Yeah.
Something.
Well, it must have been hard to talk about.
[CHUCKLES.]
Hard to talk about, no.
No.
Just hard to remember.
She was the one who introduced me to cocaine.
So, when she was gone, all I had left was the drugs.
Oh, my God.
Alexi It doesn't matter.
I have a new life.
Asa's fine.
He's out buying supplies.
Starting a new line of pots, I believe.
Hm.
Right back under your thumb, huh? Right back where he belongs.
He's happy to be home, Rachel.
- No.
He's not.
- He's scared, and he's weak.
And you're controlling him, just like you tried to control me all those years, but not anymore.
What is this really about, Rachel? What do you even want? An apology.
[SCOFFS.]
You deprived me a father all those years.
He knew exactly what happened to me, and you never let him talk about it to anyone.
- I did the best that I could.
- For yourself.
Because your ego and your reputation are more important to you than your own daughter.
- That is not true.
- Yes, it is.
Well ? This this is our house.
This is the house that I had designed for you for us for for Uh you built it? Damn straight.
[HAMMERING.]
Two bedroom, two offices, two of everything under one roof.
Well, not anymore.
It's actually one giant bedroom, one giant office, one of everything.
Except closets.
Lots and lots of closets.
[CHUCKLES.]
It's like you had me erased.
- This isn't about you, Chet.
- Hmm? I just got sick of pretending that I wanted things I didn't actually want.
You know, screw Virginia Woolf and her drab little room.
You know, this this is a house of my own, a palace of my own.
- Quinn - No, look.
I know what you're gonna say that I'm gonna die alone, an ancient spinster pulling tumbleweeds out of my desiccated vagina.
But screw that.
Because at least I will die knowing I did exactly what I wanted to.
See, I have a real shrink now, - somebody who actually cares about me - Oh, good.
Does this new therapist of yours know what you were like as a child? Charming, smart, manipulative, even then.
- Not fair.
- Too much for me to handle.
Too clever, too pretty for your own good.
You could talk anyone into anything.
I was 12 years old.
Do you think that excuses your behavior? I was a child.
Okay? It was your job to protect me.
Rachel, you cannot let this one event be the thing that ruins you.
I'm not ruined.
I worry so about you, Rachel.
It's the same thing over and over and over again, since you were a little girl.
You really are kind of a mess.
It's always someone else who has to apologize, always someone else who has to take the blame.
You have narcissistic personality disorder, Rachel, can't you see that? You think you're special so special.
Your ideation of what happened clearly contradicts the obvious Will you just stop? I'm not your patient anymore.
I'm not even your child.
I'm never coming back here.
I'm done.
[DOOR OPENS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
You're amazing.
I mean, look at this.
Look at what you're doing here.
You're so much better than all my bullshit.
So much better without me.
- Are you having a stroke? - [LAUGHS.]
The truth is, you never really needed me.
And you are going to be so happy here, kiddo.
[EXHALES SHARPLY, CHUCKLES.]
I know.
- Chet, I just - [CELLPHONE RINGING.]
- Uh, sure, sure.
Yeah.
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS.]
Yeah? Hey! - MADISON: Chet? - Yeah? Everything is set up.
It's gonna blow.
Oh, God.
Really? I'm talking nuclear.
- Bye.
- [LINE DISCONNECTS.]
Oh, God.
Okay, so that's, uh, Carol, Janet, Alicia, and, uh - Mm.
Bugger.
No, no.
Wait.
I'll get it.
- It's, uh it's - Really? And you just you left them up online.
- Because I have nothing to hide.
- Mm.
My life is an open book.
I'm just I'm not sure I want to read it.
Oh, come on.
We're both grown-ups.
We've both done things.
Look I don't have a George in my past.
No one I've ever even come close to marrying.
What we have, this? This is as close as I've ever gotten.
[CHUCKLES.]
[LAUGHS.]
You mean that? Or am I just gonna end up a random picture on your feed one day? I mean it.
[TALOS' "BLOOM" PLAYS.]
Shrines shill my youth These things I've waited for I'm bound to you You breathe my feathers all Bloom We bloom Feathers bloom For you You Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh George.
Hi.
Thank you for coming on such short notice.
Where is she? Right in here.
This way.
And now, the moment of truth.
Who will Serena choose for a weekend of relaxation and rejuvenation in the rolling hills of Ojai? Serena.
Well, uh, today was very illuminating.
And it was a great opportunity [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH.]
George? - Serena.
- What are you doing here? - I can't believe that dude is here.
- What's he trying to do? Win her back? - Yeah, I think you've had your chance, mate.
- For sure.
I need to talk to you.
Come on.
Rachel, where are you? Rachel? You can walk away, but I'm gonna tell my side of the story.
You know, I heard what you were saying about our "relationship.
" I was just telling the truth, so you don't need to say anything.
You can Yeah, well, they said you were telling people we were engaged.
I said practically engaged.
We were not engaged.
Not even close.
We dated for, what? A couple months? And when things cooled off, you showed up at my work conference in Switzerland in some desperate attempt to win me back.
- Madison, is this a good idea? - That was a fun surprise.
- Definitely.
- You were very happy to see me.
- Happy? - Yes.
Happy that I had to introduce you as my girlfriend to make your sudden appearance seem normal? - What are you doing? - Saving my job.
I was your girlfriend.
I spent the night all the time.
I mean, you took me to Napa for the weekend.
- You cooked me salmon.
- Why don't you tell them what happened when we got back from Switzerland.
Nothing! Nothing happened! You disappeared, so I have no idea what happened.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
It was over! We both knew that.
No, I didn't know anything! Because you wouldn't talk to me.
You wouldn't even return my phone calls! So you show up at my company events, you text my friends, - you call me at all hours of the night - You were avoiding me! I had to get a restraining order.
God, you make it sound like I was crazy! I was not crazy! - You were crazy.
- No, I wasn't! I just wanted you to return my phone call! - [DOOR OPENS.]
- What did you want me to say?! - Huh?! - RACHEL: What is this? That I didn't find you that interesting? - Is that George? - Yeah.
It's great.
It's totally dramatic.
GEORGE: That you were one of three or four women that I was sleeping with and it really wasn't that special? Madison, what did you do? - She's melting down.
- We've got to stop it.
JAY: Too late, Rach.
Okay, well, here's some truth - I'm engaged now, for real.
- Oh, God! To the 22-year-old pharmaceutical rep from Kansas? Really?! How the hell did you know about that? [DOOR OPENS.]
You know what? Stay away from her.
Stay away from me.
You're pathetic.
[INHALES SHARPLY.]
That's it.
I'm done here.
What the hell is this? You happy now?! Now you all know the truth! This is who I really am! [SOBBING.]
And cut.
What? I think we should leave her.
That was awesome.
Madison, You just destroyed Serena in front of the guys.
That is not awesome.
JAY: [SIGHS.]
[DOOR OPENS.]
Where were you? I had a family thing.
I really had to.
You hung me out to dry.
Look, I I'm so sorry.
Serena, I had no idea that Madison was gonna do something like that.
It doesn't matter.
George is right.
I am pathetic.
- Now everybody knows.
- You are not pathetic.
There is nothing about that that ruins you.
Listen to me.
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone does things that they regret.
- [SCOFFS.]
- [DOOR OPENS.]
- None of that is your fault.
- QUINN: Ladies, ladies.
Why the sad faces? We have work to do.
You are just happy because my meltdown gives you great ratings.
No.
Screw ratings.
Screw George, and screw every other man who wants us all to be perfect little princesses who have never had their period or taken a dump or ever even looked at another man.
Everyone is damaged.
We are gonna turn this around.
Am I right, Rachel? Absolutely.
That bozo had no right to treat you like a deranged freak.
And if anyone can make America see that, this show can.
We are gonna change the conversation.
You are going to come off looking great.
[SCOFFS.]
What about the guys? I can't go away with any of them.
They'll never look at me the same again.
You let us worry about the guys.
Guys, that was messed up.
Yeah, that bloke, he has some serious anger issues, - I'll tell you.
- Perhaps he has every right to.
I mean, I I'm just worried that she's not over him, you know? Russian woman.
American woman.
All crazy.
Alexi, we need to do a wardrobe check for tonight.
Now? Really? Yes, now, really.
[EXHALES DEEPLY.]
Okay.
- No.
No.
- This is stupid.
Good luck.
[COUGHS.]
He's falling over already.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Hello, boys.
Hello.
How are we all feeling? Listen, Quinn, however much I like Serena, she clearly has some problems, - starting with the fact that she - Just zip it, Brit.
We're all grown-ups, right? We've all done things.
Besides, why do you automatically assume every word that comes out of this jealous ex-boytoy's mouth? I mean, for all you know, George is the nut bag.
Do you really think that our high-profile VC mogul is some secret bunny boiler? All I know is that he seemed rational and she seemed a bit What? You can say it.
Well, she is kind of a mess, no? You know what, Jasper? You should absolutely have a chance to react to what happened tonight.
On camera.
Thank you.
- Wardrobe? - [LAUGHS.]
I just needed an excuse to get you away from prying eyes.
- Why? - I got a surprise for you.
Oh, look at you! Surprise.
- Close your eyes.
- Come on.
It's a surprise, remember? Okay, okay.
Come on.
Just put it straight to my nose.
What is this? It's the best I could do on short notice.
[LAUGHS.]
Oh.
Serena is coming here for dinner? No.
Dude, I did this for us.
It's our very own "Everlasting" date.
I don't want a date.
[CHUCKLING.]
Not with you.
What? Alexi, you said ear I mean [SIGHS.]
Look.
We have a deal.
I suck you.
You bring me coke.
We make a transaction, not a romance.
I'm not gay.
This is disgusting.
- [DOOR OPENS.]
- Okay, let's do this, people! We need to make some lemonade here.
I mean, who doesn't want to be Beyoncé, right? Quinn, I am so, so sorry.
- What the hell were you thinking? - I was just trying to help.
I was trying to produce a big event.
Yeah.
Well, you produced an "event" all right.
- Every single second of that footage - [CELLPHONE DINGS.]
is useless.
I thought it would be buzzy What is buzzy about destroying our suitress? We want people to like her, Madison, not think that she's some uptight nut bag.
This makes us look like idiots.
So, you better hope Rachel can fix this for you.
[SIGHS.]
Okay.
Thank you.
Uh, so today, that was nuts.
[EXHALES SHARPLY.]
Serena was, um Not her best self, no.
You're much more buttoned up than that, huh? Hm.
No loose ends.
At least girls know when I'm with them and when I'm not.
Okay.
So how about these women? These were just random dates? Yes, Rachel.
Some men aren't exclusively monogamous.
Well, what's interesting to me is how you met them.
Not so random.
[SCOFFS.]
Where'd you get that? You met them all at the same time.
So? So you went out with all of them.
One after the other after th I'm not married, so I can date whomever I like.
[SCOFFS.]
What a dick.
Right.
But they're friends, Jasper.
Two of those women were in long-term, serious relationships.
I mean, does th does that not, like, say something to you? It's like you want to sabotage any chance at a real relationship.
So I'm incapable of intimacy, is that where this is going? I don't know, you tell me.
[CHUCKLES.]
- You were adopted, right? - Yeah.
Yeah.
To go from Oliver Twist to Richie Rich.
That that must've really been amazing.
Yeah.
Amazing's one word for it.
Yeah.
What, so you didn't finally feel truly accepted? Is that why you're so scared? [EXHALES SHARPLY.]
I'm not scared.
Is that why you find or make a problem in every relationship? I don't make problems in my relationships.
Because you're trying to protect yourself.
Because you want to leave them before they leave you, again.
- That's enough, Rachel.
- So nobody ever gets too close.
- Nobody ever gets to see that - That's stop.
Don't stop, Rachel.
Don't stop.
You are just a poor, scared little boy - Stop.
- who has never belonged anywhere.
What do you want me to say? You want me to say that I've never felt accepted? I've always felt like an imposter? That I'm a I'm a cold, quivering, heartless piece of shit who's gonna die alone on a pile of my own money that I don't deserve, crying for my mum because because she gave me away? Is that what you wanted? Well, screw that, Rachel.
Because I am exac [VOICE BREAKING.]
I am exactly who I want to be.
And I am not scared.
[INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES.]
I am not alone.
[INHALES SHARPLY.]
And I am not a piece of shit.
You are a piece of shit.
And everyone is going to see that.
You can cut.
That's how you make lemonade.
- [KNOCK ON DOOR.]
- Hey Hi.
What are you doing here? Uh I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
[CHUCKLES.]
Sure.
That I'm not gonna stab you in your sleep? No.
Not that.
Look, I don't really care what happened with you and George, okay? We do crazy things when we're in love.
Look, you can, um [CLEARS THROAT.]
You don't need to make me feel better.
That's not why I'm here.
Nothing I heard today makes me like you any less.
And the only thing it tells me is that that you have a giant heart, and nobody can blame you for that.
[INDISTINCT TALKING.]
Hey, Serena.
Can I grab you for a sec? - Sure.
- Hey Yeah? - Go away.
Yeah.
Going away.
I just wanted to give you a heads up.
We found this in Alexi's room.
- Coke? - He's been using again.
[SIGHS.]
Oh, my God.
Look, now, I'm not saying that you should cut him, but [SCOFFS.]
I mean, it's just something I thought you should know.
Thank you.
[SIGHS.]
- You okay? - Yeah.
Let's just do this.
- [BEEPING.]
- All right.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Good to go.
Okay.
Yep.
Here we go.
And action! Tonight, in an unprecedented turn of events, Serena has decided to call off the weekend in Ojai.
She's still faced with the hardest of choices.
Who will receive their handcrafted meditation beads from the Totumi Resort and Spa? And who will be forced to leave this house of love? House of love? That sounds like a porno movie.
Serena? [EXHALES DEEPLY.]
Sometimes the words are hard to find.
But love is patient.
Love is kind.
It does envy, it does not boast, it is not proud What is - That's the Bible.
- He's quoting the Bible? - Okay, let's do this.
- Okay.
[INHALES DEEPLY.]
Today was awful.
There's nothing I can say to make it any better.
So I'm cutting Alexi.
Take your beads.
Goodnight.
He was the only lively one.
- It's me? - Nice to meet you, man.
- Am I cut? - Yeah.
All the best, mate.
Good luck.
Oh.
[LAUGHS.]
I see you.
I see you.
You hear me? I see! Look in my eyes! Uh, what the hell was that? Alexi fell off the wagon.
He was getting coke into the mansion somehow.
- What? - Look, honestly, Quinn, it's like, the best thing we could do right now, cutting him.
I mean, we can get him into rehab and make sure he's all clean and shiny before we start shooting "Passport to Dance.
" - [SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN.]
- Hmm This is American bullshit! QUINN: [SCOFFS.]
Okay.
Out with it.
You look like a kid who got caught raiding his dad's porno stash.
And you have ever since you got the call pulling us back here.
I need to tell you something, Quinn.
- All right.
Let me guess.
- [SIGHS.]
You got Madison, who can't produce a gag reflex, to produce Serena's ex to light an "Everlasting" bonfire so I would have something to do.
The only question is why, Chet? I needed to get you back here to get your password so that I could break into your computer and get some information for Gary.
- Excuse me? - I was stoned when I talked to him.
I slipped.
And I was angry.
You had just told me you weren't gonna help me with my son, the one thing in this world that means something to me.
But I couldn't do it.
[SIGHS.]
Not after today.
I couldn't do it.
Chet [LAUGHING.]
You dumb-ass.
Yeah.
I know.
It's "kiddo.
" The password is kiddo.
I'm gonna call Gary and tell him I can't do it.
No, no, no.
Don't you get it? This is an opportunity.
We are gonna take Gary down once and for all.
You don't worry about mosquitos? I don't really get bitten.
Guess I spent so much time outside, the bugs are bored with my blood.
I, uh I wanted to thank you for what you said earlier.
Yours was the only kind voice I heard today.
I really appreciate it.
Well, like the Dalai Lama always says, "My philosophy is kindness.
" [CHUCKLES.]
Kindness is always the best way forward.
Hey.
RACHEL: Hey.
Um hey, look.
I actually wanted to come in and talk to you about something.
You went to talk to your mother.
I told you that's not a great idea.
All right.
Well, you don't have to worry about it.
Never going back there again.
I'm done.
I'm, uh finally free.
Wow.
Mm-hmm.
- How does it feel? - Honestly? - Yeah.
- Amazing.
I mean, like, right now, this, like, one moment, but That's great, Rachel.
I'm I'm, uh I'm really glad.
And, look, I just uh, I just want to thank you.
I know I couldn't be doing any of this without you.
Ahh! You're one of the smartest people I've ever met.
[CARI CARI'S "NO WAR" PLAYS.]
Hey, what are Wh what are you doing? What's it look like I'm doing? Rachel, no.
This is totally inappropriate.
Mnh-mnh.
Wa wait.
We We need to talk about this.
I'm sick of talking.
[DOOR CLOSES.]
Those memories of war - The sound of screaming kids - You got a second? It's just a small part of what war really means You fill our hearts with pain and cruelty To realize you're the only enemy [PANTING.]
No war No war No war No war