Ash vs Evil Dead (2015) s03e09 Episode Script

1 DALTON: Evil's manifested in many forms over the years.
It's all rooted back to the Master Demons we called the Dark Ones.
The most ruthless one of them betrayed the others and cast them from our world.
ZOE: The rift.
We believe it's a mystic passage between the human sphere and the Deadlands.
If you've talked to dead Kelly, Brandy's in there too.
All we have to do is get into that rift, grab them.
Walk away Ray.
[groaning.]
Maybe I am in that dead place.
I'm not gonna let evil mess with our little family.
That includes you too, Kelster.
Something's keeping me from coming through.
What [yelling.]
- Kelly? - She's still down there.
Ghostbeaters never leave a man behind.
KELLY/KAYA: The Dark Ones know about the rift.
Their vengeance will be merciless.
We betrayed them Ruby.
You're gonna help us rewrite our destiny.
[breathing heavy.]
[liquid pouring.]
[breathing heavy.]
[yelling.]
- [door closes.]
- [panting.]
We shouldn't be here.
We need to run.
The Dark Ones will find us, wherever we go.
We got to take a stand and fight.
By creating a new page? Yes.
'Cause this page will mask the presence of the Necronomicon from the Dark Ones.
That only delays the inevitable.
It'll get me the time I need to destroy them.
[Zoe panting.]
[Zoe screaming.]
[screaming continues.]
[screaming continues.]
[high pitched screaming.]
Give me that pen.
Are you sure this will work? It has to.
- [panting.]
- [chair splinters.]
Go get her.
[Zoe breathing heavily.]
[Zoe yelling.]
[sobbing.]
Hail to the Prophesied One for he will be the Savior of Humanity.
But not your Savior.
[Zoe screaming.]
[theme music plays.]
[brakes squeal.]
- I'm gonna throw up again.
- Oh, Pablo? - [vomiting.]
- Oh.
Oh, why do I feel like this? Ah, I know the feeling.
It's the residual effects of coming back from the dead.
Well, how come he's not sick, then? I don't get hangovers either.
I'm so sorry Dad.
And Pablo, it's my fault that Kelly's dead.
If I'd just believed you from the beginning, - none of this - It's not your fault.
It's Ruby's.
She's the one who got in your head.
I can't believe that Kelly's gone.
You know of all of us, I thought she'd be the one to make it.
This doesn't make any sense.
You and I were both there with her at the rift, then all of a sudden, it's like there was a wall.
- I couldn't save her.
- What are we gonna do now? Christ.
First Linda, then Cheryl, Chet, Pop - then Pablo - I'm not dead.
You were.
Kelly - And me.
- Yeah, my daughter too.
Come on, enough is enough.
I'm going to find this Ruby and put an end to this ALL: Once and for all! Ah, you know what? This time, I'm serious.
Hey, what are you doing? I don't think this is a good idea.
Ruby is a Dark One with the Necronomicon.
We cannot lose you t Whoa What's the matter with you? Jefe, I can't see.
Come here.
- My eyes Jefe.
- Hey, it's okay.
Take it easy.
My, my I'm blind.
Jefe! - You're gonna be okay.
- What's happening to me? Just take it easy.
Wait.
Where am I? - You're right here with us.
- No.
I'm in another house.
There's blood on the floor.
I can see a body.
Zoe? Wait.
There's somebody else - Kelly.
- Kelly? [ominous music playing.]
There's someone else inside of her body.
Jefe, that's why Kelly couldn't come through the rift with you and Brandy.
Her soul doesn't have a body to come back to.
I can see Ruby! Aye dios mio Jefe.
I'm seing through the eyes of the Necronomicon.
The Necro-what-o-con? Oh, it's a gnarly book.
It's the reason behind all this crap.
- Oh, shit.
- Pablo look, you gotta be connected to it somehow.
Can you see where they are? Yeah.
It's an old house.
Big room.
- There's a fireplace.
- Is there a deer head above it? Yeah.
She went back to Prevett's.
Wait I can hear them.
Ruby's upset.
She's scared.
She needs to find a rift before the Dark Ones break through.
Well, that's the rift below the store.
[moaning.]
Whoa I'm back.
- How'd you do that? - I don't know.
I don't get a manual with being El Brujo Especial.
Come on.
Saddle up.
Get over to the hardware store.
Make sure that rift is locked down tight.
I don't want any Dark Ones coming out of there.
Where are you going? I'm going to get Kelly's body.
See you at the rift.
- I'm coming with you.
- No.
You're too weak to fight.
Now look, my boomstick, got me out of a lot of scrapes, but be careful.
It's got a hair trigger.
Kick like a mule.
You stay locked in here.
Do not answer that front door, okay? No matter how normal they sound.
Dad? Be careful.
[Brandy vomits.]
Uh.
- Oh.
- Oh I'm sorry.
Oh, oh, no.
That's that's okay.
That's okay.
We'll, we'll be back soon.
Yeah.
[door closes.]
[thunder rumbles.]
[ominous growling.]
[keys jingling.]
[rift jolting on and off.]
Oh, shit.
Why is it already open? [rift pulsing.]
What's happening? [banging inside the rift.]
[Pablo chanting.]
Guru musein Nguluk an ama.
Ngish da kam lal sier.
Why isn't it closing? [lightning striking.]
[music playing on radio.]
Stormbringer coming Time to die Stormbringer's coming alright.
Coming for you Ruby.
Time to die.
[radio music blaring.]
[rift banging continues.]
- [energy flares from rift.]
- [Pablo yells.]
PABLO: The Dark Ones.
[Pablo chanting.]
Ngish en kelito.
Salvar mi alma [Ruby gasps.]
What is it? They're here [Dark Ones growling.]
[Pablo gasps.]
[Dark One growling.]
[Pablo grunting.]
[Pablo gasps.]
Why didn't they kill me? [indistinct conversations.]
[tv noise in the background.]
I'll have another one, Frank.
Frank? [squishing noise.]
What the fuck?! [deadite roaring.]
[bar patrons screaming.]
[distant screaming.]
[thunder rumbling.]
[screaming continues.]
- [breaks squeal.]
- [woman screams.]
[lightning cracks.]
[thunder rumbles.]
[creature growling.]
[Pablo screams.]
[Pablo panting.]
MAN: What's happening? Go back inside.
Lock your doors! Oh, fuck.
[eerie music playing.]
[Brandy shuddering.]
[distant sirens wailing.]
- [man screaming.]
- [police sirens wailing.]
[lightning striking.]
[Brandy gasps.]
Is somebody there? I have a gun.
[Brandy breathing heavily.]
[intense music playing.]
[television turns on.]
[Brandy sighs.]
[strange ringing noise.]
What is that? [bottles rattling.]
- [door banging.]
- [Brandy gasps.]
[door rattling.]
- [growling.]
- [door knob rattling.]
[indistinct tv noise.]
[Brandy breathing rapidly.]
[growling.]
[door crashes open.]
- [shotgun fires.]
- [Brandy screams.]
[Brandy panting.]
[Brandy screaming.]
[Brandy grunts.]
[Brandy crying.]
- [banging on door.]
- [Brandy screaming.]
[screaming continues.]
[breathing heavily.]
Oh, oh.
Oh, no.
Fuuuuck.
- [cell phone ringing.]
- Oh No.
No, it isn't you [Brandy screaming in pain.]
[phone growling.]
[Brandy yelling.]
[yelling.]
[phone continues growling.]
[Brandy screaming in pain.]
[screaming.]
Oh, shit.
Shit.
- [rattling.]
- [Brandy gasps.]
CELL PHONE: You have 3 new messages.
[phone beeps.]
CANDICE VOICEMAIL: Brandy.
Oh, it's Mom.
I don't know what's happening.
I know you're scared honey.
But I just wanted to tell you - I just wanted you to know - Mom.
that you taste good.
Somebody help me! [Kelly/Kaya panting.]
The circle is complete.
How much longer for the page? It's ready.
[intense music playing.]
[Ruby chanting.]
[chanting continues.]
[chanting continues.]
Udshuushe ningkaszu ba Ruby.
Ash Damn straight, Skippy.
Now get the gum out of your ears and listen up.
Whoever or whatever you put in my Kelly's body, has got to take a hike.
'Cause I need it back.
Kelly's dead already.
Here, maybe.
I just saw her in the rift.
She's still kicking evil's ass You've been in a rift? Mm-hm.
Got my daughter back.
No thanks to you.
They could not survive.
He lies.
Do I? Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.
Where is this rift? - The Dark Ones - The Dark Ones, oh, they're coming.
The Dark Ones are here.
And they're coming for the Necronomicon.
Now you tell me where the rift is, and I can stop them.
- But I need Kaya.
- Oh, Kaya.
Who the fuck is Kaya? The one who's in Kelly's body.
- No you let us - Oh, you stop right there, Sugar Lips.
Last time we made a deal, I got jack shit out of it.
Okay? Stay on point.
I couldn't get Kelly out of the rift, because her body as a 'no vacancy' sign.
Now are you gonna evict this Kaya or am I? You kill Kaya and Kelly's body goes with it.
And neither of us gets the one we want.
I'm willing to bet you won't take that chance.
Think you're right.
- [Zoe growling.]
- [Ash screams.]
Join us! [screaming.]
[chainsaw revving.]
[flesh squishing.]
Never bet against the house.
[menacing whispering.]
- [rattling.]
- [Brandy panting.]
- [whimpering.]
- [growling.]
[panting.]
[handsaw whining.]
[Brandy screaming.]
[demon laughing.]
DEMON: I'm sorry sweetie.
But your call cannot be completed until you're done.
That's it.
You want me? I'm Ashy Slashy's daughter.
Come on.
Come get some! - [demon phone gasps.]
- Whoa! DEMON: Ashy Slashy.
Time to talk about your old man, little girl.
Worthless shit! Couldn't save me and he'll never save you.
DEMON: Behind you.
[demon screams.]
This what you kids like? - [Brandy struggling.]
- [demon yelling.]
- [demon yelling.]
- [Brandy screaming.]
Brandy.
Brandy.
Hey! What are you doing? - You're going down.
- Put that down.
[demon screaming.]
Don't even dream about getting a new phone after this.
You selfish whore.
[engine starts.]
Brandy, no.
Please let me go.
Tell it to the plow.
[blades slicing.]
Brandy? Who's laughing now? [Brandy yelling.]
Brandy [Brandy yelling.]
[Brandy panting.]
PABLO: Brandy! - Pablo? - Brandy where are you! - Brandy? - I'm here.
In the garage.
Brandy! Oh, shit! Are you okay? Yeah Wait how do I know it's really you? It is.
I swear.
I promise.
Evil has no interest in me.
I think they think I'm one of them.
But you're not, right? No, I promise.
One foot in each world, remember? [explosion.]
What the fuck?! Come on! [truck honking.]
MAN: Run! [panting.]
What is happening out there? The Dark Ones made it through the rift.
They have the lost pages We got to find Ash.
You know how to get to Mrs.
Prevett's house? Outside of town.
I think off Mill Road.
What are the lost pages? If the Dark Ones are joining with the Necronomicon, then the "Book of the Dead" will once again be complete.
The world.
Humanity.
Everything, will be doomed.
- [Brandy screams.]
- What the fuck?! - [screaming continues.]
- [car speeds away.]
- [Ash grunts.]
- [furniture splinters.]
[Ash grunting.]
Where's the rift? I got your rift right here.
[chainsaw revving.]
- [Ash grunting.]
- [furniture breaking.]
What are you doing? [chainsaw crumbling.]
Oh, my God! Not the saw! Whoa Oh.
Oh, not the blade.
[Ash yelling.]
Oh.
Oh.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You're gonna pay for that! [Ash yelling.]
Tell us where the rift is.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's a litte weird having Kelly doing this to me.
No! No! Not the money brows.
Oh, no! - [Ash screaming.]
- Ruby! DARK ONE: Igi-bala.
[dagger clatters to the floor.]
[Kelly/Kaya gasps.]
[inhales.]
Ba ni ak e esit ra.
[Kaya gasps.]
Kaya.
[Dark Ones chanting.]
[Kaya screaming.]
[screaming continues.]
[Ruby gasps.]
[Dark Ones chanting.]
Go on you bastards! Take me! Ar di pour.
Soon you will suffer the same fate.
The "Savior of humanity", will destroy you all! [Ruby screaming.]
Poor Ruby.
I'm melting.
Fuck off bitch! Isk kel camow mrwa.
[laughing.]
Ruby dead? Check.
Necronomicon? Check.
Kelly's body? Don't you worry.
I'm coming for you.
Hey Pablo, can you hear me? [Pablo screaming.]
It's happening again.
Brandy, take the wheel! Take the wheel! [car skids.]
[crying.]
Oh, shit.
ASH: Pablo? Can you hear me? - Ash? - Come in, over.
Ash, I can hear you.
What? You see him? Is he okay? Jefe, can you hear me? Look, Ruby's dead.
I got the Necronomicon.
I got Kelly.
I'm going to the hardware store.
So get the rift ready.
No! Do not go to the rift, Jefe! - The rift is open.
- Huh? Do not go into the rift.
If you can you hear me.
Evil is amongst us.
Do you hear me, Jefe? [windshield shatters.]
Whoa! What the hell? - Whoa! - [deadite yelling.]
Oh, God! Those were deadites.
What the hell are they doing out here? RADIO: We interrupt this program with an emergency bulletin.
Due to the extensive violent rioting in the streets of downtown Elk Grove, the Governor of Michigan has implemented Marshal Law.
Please stay tuned to this station for further instructions.
That doesn't sound good.
RADIO: Michigan Army Reserves for further information - I lost him.
- What did he say? He's headed to the hardware store.
We gotta get back there.
[car squeals off.]
[Delta skids.]
[people yelling indistinctly.]
- Whoa! - Look out! Hey! Watch it! [man yelling.]
Watch it! [Brandy screams.]
[Pablo gasps.]
[both screaming.]
- Ohh! - [car skids.]
- [glass crashes.]
- [Wood splinters.]
- Dad! - Wait! [thumping on roof.]
It's the Dark Ones.
We have to help him! No.
I got it.
You stay here.
[Ash groaning.]
[Ash yelling.]
No! [Ash groaning.]
Dad! Brandy! What the hell are you doing here? You gotta get out of here.
No! Not without you.
[Dark Ones chanting.]
Oh, no I gotta stop 'em.
[Pablo yelling.]
[chanting continues.]
The time has come to test the mettle of man Jefe.
The Dark Ones.
They got the Necronomicon! What? DARK ONES: Ngish shudum Ma zu.
Ud me amash.
- MAN: What is that? - WOMAN: Mom, where are you? [chanting continues.]
Oh, no! What'd they say? - [loud growling.]
- [ground shaking.]
[people yelling.]
[ground crumbling.]
- [electricity crackling.]
- [people yelling.]
[glass shattering.]
Whoa! [ground crumbles.]
[people yelling.]
Stay back! MAN: Watch it! Don't! I just want to take a look.
[eerie music playing.]
[growling.]
What was that? [ground erupting.]
[Ash grunting.]
Fuuuuuck.
Oh, some people got the real problems Some people out of luck Some people think I can solve them Lord heavens above I'm only human after all I'm only human after all Don't put the blame on me Don't put the blame on me I'm only human I've made mistakes I'm only human that's all it takes To put the blame on me Don't put the blame on me 'Cause I'm no prophet or messiah You should go looking somewhere higher