Ben 10: Omniverse (2012) s03e09 Episode Script

Catfight

Ben 10 Omniverse - Catfight.
Is that the last of them? So I have fought everyone on Khoros, and none is worthy of my hands in matrimony?! Never before has a tetramand princess reached the age of ascension un-betrothed! Looma the first will be Looma the last!.
A pitiful spinster with only dozens, of pet Bharthaks to keep me company.
No! Anything but that! I shall marry the only tetramand in the entire galaxy to ever defeat me.
By Tetrus' fist, this princess is willing to settle! No.
No.
[ Screams .]
Are you kidding me? [ Ribbits [ Ribbits .]
I am the mighty Attea, conqueror of worlds, soon to be crowned high sovereign, grand empress, et cetera, et cetera of the whole Incursean empire! How am I supposed to make an iron-fisted impact at my coronation with one of these stringy weaklings by my side?! [ Ribbits .]
The only Incursean who was ever man enough turned out to be a human! That settles it.
There's just one Incursean in the universe who's even close to being worthy of me.
[ Screaming, fighting sounds .]
Ben: Mmm! [ Slurps .]
Mmm! Ben 10 He's a kid, and he wants to have fun But when you need a superhero, he gets the job done Ben 10 With a device that he wears on his arm He can change his shape and save the world from harm When trouble's taking place he gets right in its face Ben 10 When lives are on the line it's hero time Ben 10 [ Fighting sounds .]
[ Sneezes .]
Burr! It's awfully chilly in here.
Ben: Here you go.
Yeah! Yeah! [ Yawns .]
Ben: Go, sumos! Are you sure Ben is from this planet? He does not seem to understand its courting rituals at all.
Rook: Yes, he is.
And, yes, he does not.
Ben: Is this the greatest movie or what?! - What.
- Ben: Shh.
Movie.
Rook: How are you enjoying this double date? Well, I find these "Sumo Slammers" somewhat interesting, but I do not care for the felines under the chairs.
Rook: I think the Earth expression you're looking for is, "let the cat out of the bag.
" If so, you're misusing [ Boing! .]
[ Meows .]
- Rook: Ben.
- Ben: Shh! This is the best part.
Rook: Is this what is meant by the term "cat burglars"? Ben: Dude, seriously, you're ruining the Hey.
There's a cat in here.
And it just stole the guy in front of me's wallet.
Come on, Rook.
What are you just sitting there for? It's hero time! Rook: [ Groans .]
Excuse me, ladies.
Ben's probably gonna turn into some awesome creature out there.
While Rook executes some dazzling acrobatics and marksmanship.
[ All gasp .]
[ Meows .]
Ben: Nyancy Chan.
Rook: In retrospect, she would be the logical suspect.
Nyancy Chan: Ben Tennyson! - The hair ball in my saucer of milk! - Ben: Um, ew? This'll just take a second.
Nyancy doesn't even have any powers.
Except one.
Ben: Any real powers.
Cat control doesn't count.
- It does sound adorable, though.
- Nyancy Chan: It is.
Attack! [ Cats yowling, hissing .]
Ben: Ooh, I'm so scared! Wildmutt's just gonna chase you up the nearest tree, you know.
Rath: [ Roars .]
Nyancy Chan: Kitty! Rath: Let me tell you somethin', crazy cat lady who's making me miss the best part of "Sumo Slammers 6: The dark side of the mawashi"! Rath is gonna [ Whirring .]
- do whatever you command.
- Nyancy Chan: Aw! Who's a good pussycat?! - Rath: Rath's a good pussycat! - Nyancy Chan: Yes, you are.
Woogie-woogie-woochie! Now sic 'em! Rath: [ Yowls .]
[ Growls .]
What are you doing, Ben? Don't listen to her.
This is becoming less adorable.
Rath: [ Grunting .]
Look out! Rook: Ester! Nyancy Chan: Faster, pussycat! Meow! Meow! - Rook: I do not want to harm you, Ben.
- Rath: [ Growls .]
Mousey! Why, you little Ow! Not the whiskers! Ow! Ow! Rook: Rayona! Hey, mean mousey whose girlfriend from back home is visiting Earth for the first time, gimme that! Nyancy Chan: Attaboy, tiger! Now, who's the bestest kitty-witty in the whole wide world? Rath: Rath is the bestest kitty-witty in the whole wide world.
The cat lady.
If we can knock her out, rath's mind will go back to normal, right? - Rook: As normal as it ever is.
- Nyancy Chan: Save me, my pet! Rath: Okey-dokey! Rook: What are you doing?! [ Both groaning .]
Nyancy Chan: Such a good kitty.
Let's go get you some yummy num-nums! Rath: Yummy num-nums! [ Cats meowing .]
We've got to save Ben.
[ Rumbling .]
Both: I have come for Ben Tennyson.
I have come for Ben Tennyson! I have! I Ben Tennyson come for I have! Ha! In your face! Well, where is he? Rook: You just missed him.
I, princess Looma, claim Ben Tennyson in the name of the royal house of the Red Wind.
Well, you're too late.
I already claimed him in the name in the royal me! You already had your chance with Ben, and you blew it! I know you, aren't you that steamy runt I invited to my wedding? Invited? You call ransacking my village and kidnapping me an invitation?! - And the wedding was cancelled, remember? - Yeah, so hit the road, sister.
You should talk, princess Attea! Soon-to-be empress.
The only reason you didn't destroy the Earth was so, that you could betray and depose your own father.
Yeah.
Those were good times.
I do not know who you are, and I do not care.
But we all seem to be seeking the same thing.
Would it not make the most sense to combine our efforts - to recover Ben from the criminal cat lady? - Both: What criminal cat lady?! Stop copying me! Rook: Rayona, might we speak in private? I think the safest course of action is to separate those two volatile warriors before they come to blows and destroy any of bellwood or any of us.
And I think we can use all the help we can get.
Rook: You do not realize what Attea and Looma are capable of.
Are they capable of helping us rescue your partner so we can resume our date before I have to leave the planet? Rook: As rayona said, the most logical course of action is for us to work together toward our common goal.
Fine.
Both: Fine.
Rook: Fortunately, time is on our side.
Nyancy Chan considers herself a master cat-related villainess.
She will want to carefully plan a crime befitting her chosen theme.
[ Transponder chirping .]
Robbery in progress at 220 Argit boulevard in undertown.
Crazy cat lady and giant tiger with anger-management issues.
Rook: Or she could just go on a spontaneous crime spree.
- He's mine! - He's mine! My yarn! [ All screaming .]
Rath: Listen up, large ball of yarn! If you think you're too big for rath to handle, think again! Aaah! Ohh! [ Growls .]
I, princess Attea, general, scion, and teen supreme soon-to-be high empress and sovereign I, princess Looma of the royal house of the Red Wind Rath: This is getting outta hand! You think you can get the upper hand on me?! Take your flabby four arms and get out of here! Flabby?! - Nyancy Chan: Attaboy, Mr.
Fluffykins! - Rath: Meow! [ Chuckles .]
Rook: I cannot overstress the importance of coordinating our efforts.
You need to stay focused.
Both: She started it! [ Sing-songy .]
You're in trouble! [ Transponder chirping .]
Cat lady and loudmouth tiger sighted on Spaceman's wharf in undertown.
Approach with caution And/or kitty litter.
- Ah, ah, ah! As a team, remember? - Mnh-mnh.
I don't really do team, okay? Ohh, whatever.
Is it always like this around here? Rook: No, it is usually much, much worse.
Rath: [ Grunting .]
Nyancy Chan: Yes! My babies will eat like kings! Rath: Yummy num-nums! Rook: Nyancy Chan, cease your criminal activities at once.
Huh? - Nyancy Chan: Since when is fishing a crime? - Rook: It is not.
But mind-controlling my partner to fish for you is! Rath: [ Growls .]
Nyancy Chan: Speaking of mind-control, get him, Mr.
Fluffykins! Rath: Let me tell you somethin', lady! Your wish is my command and all, but rath is not entirely comfortable with being called "Mr.
Fluffykins!" [Growls.]
Rook: Aah! You have got to fight this, Ben.
Remember who you are.
Rath: Who I am is Mr.
Fluffykins! And don't you forget ooh, what's that? Whoa! Gotcha! Stun him, Attea! Stun him? This is an Incursean blaster, thank you very much.
Incurseans don't do stun.
[ Grunting .]
Just fire it, then! Rath: [ Growls .]
Ohh! Oopsie! Rook: Our efforts thus far have been less than successful.
Thank you, magister obvious.
Rook: Which is why I've requested some specialized equipment.
[ Tires screech .]
Here you go, Blonko, courtesy of Blukic and Driba.
Rook: Does it work? They said to tell you, quote "absolutely, probably, maybe.
" [ Tires squealing .]
What is that thing? It won't hurt Ben, will it? Rook: Absolutely not Probably, maybe.
Not helpful, Rook.
Rook: Sorry.
It is a remote control of sorts for the Omnitrix.
If we can get within range, it will force a timeout, turning rath back into Ben.
And that'll free him from Nyancy's mind control.
But we've been one step behind this Nyancy nuisance all evening.
So, what? We just keep chasing them all over town? - Good plan, fuzzy.
- No.
We take the battle to her.
Rook: Rayona overheard where they are going.
[ Cats meowing .]
Nyancy Chan: Now, that's a good boy, Mr.
Fluffykins! Now grab dinner, and let's go home! Ooh, sneaky.
I'm beginning not to hate this one so much.
If we hurry, we can rescue Ben, hand Nyancy over to the human authorities, and still have time for a romantic stroll.
[ Cats meowing .]
[ Zip! Sloop! .]
[ Meowing continues.]
Rath: Rath has had it up to here with you, brown paper bag! You think you're better than me?! Nyancy Chan: What should we steal next, my darling? A solid gold litter box? [ Laughs .]
Rook: Your feline felonies are finished! Nyancy Chan: Oh, Mr.
Fluffykins, tear them apart! Rath: Aaah! Nyancy Chan: Now go get 'em, tiger! Rath: [ Growls .]
Absolutely, probably, maybe? Rath: Rath doesn't know what you mean by that, but I want to play! Give it here! Aah! Aah! Rath: [ Laughs .]
You'll pay for that, Ben! I mean it! That was an expensive weapon.
Rath: [ Chuckles .]
Ooooooh! Hey, come back here! Now I got huh? Where'd you go?! Lemme tell you somethin', little red dot, which is curiously devoid of mass or volume Gotcha! Ben: Oh, man.
Thank you, Rook.
I don't know how much more cutesie cat talk I could take.
Blitzwolfer: [ Howling .]
Now I get to shut you up and shut you down! [ Howling .]
Nyancy Chan: [ Screaming .]
Now that he's back, Tennyson's mine.
I was engaged to him.
I have dibs.
He's my date, and our date's not over.
[ Scoffs .]
Doesn't matter, anyway.
- You're right because my tetramand - My Incursean Both: Armada is here to back me up.
[ Growls .]
[ Ribbits .]
Ben: Oh, man.
Rook: This is what it is usually like around here.
Give it up, Looma! Ben's mine! Call off your puny fleet, Attea! I claim my rights as his former betrothed! Are you two crazy? You don't even like him! Ben: Uh, excuse me, ladies, thanks for your help and all, but I'd like to get back to my date.
Thank you.
No! You must fight for your love! Ben: Huh? [ Ribbits .]
[ Wind howling .]
[ Grunting .]
[ Limbs whirring .]
Ha! Some warrior! Hmm?! Rook: Rook to plumber H.
Q.
Despite the presence of two heavily armed armadas, the Earth is not under attack.
Repeat not under attack.
Ben Tennyson is just having girl problems.
Terraspin: Don't blame me.
[ Metal clacks .]
Hello! [ Device beeping .]
[ Wind howling .]
Bullfrag: What? Whoa! Hey, what gives? You give up.
Bullfrag: [ Croaks .]
Funny.
But no chance.
Hey! Rook: The situation is hardly serious.
See for yourselves.
[ Fighting sounds .]
[ Fighting sounds .]
[ Fighting sounds .]
That's my girl! [ Sniffles .]
She could do better than that ape, though.
Bullfrag: [ Croaks .]
[ Croaks .]
Four arms: Oh! That's more like it! Four arms: I'm not liking where this is going.
Why doesn't it just have an "off" button.
[ Cats meowing .]
Nyancy Chan: I want my Mr.
Fluffykins back! Hey! Bullfrag: [ Croaks .]
Ew! Gross! Bullfrag: Attea! Yes, bullfrag, my love? [ Meows .]
[ Grumbling .]
Rath: [ Growls .]
Listen up, all of you! If you girls keep trying to Chang me four arms: Into what you want me to me instead of what I Am Bullfrag: I'm gonna hurl! Hey! Rath: You're four arms: Over Bullfrag: Loading Rath: It! Ohh! Ben: Let me tell you something! Uh Oh.
Aw! All: Aw! [ All grumble .]
Rook: You have the right to remain de-clawed.
Nyancy Chan: But who will.
Take care of all my babies? Rook: They are also criminals, so they are coming With you.
If you think I'm gonna be the only Incursean in history Crowned empress without an emperor, you've got another think coming! I must be wed before my ascension ceremony! Ben: That's what all this is.
About? Listen to yourselves.
You both defeated me at some Point or other.
Neither of you need some trophy guy hanging on your arm.
You're both strong, capable leaders on your own.
And it's high time your Four-armed and froggy followers, respectively, well, respected that.
Those are wise words, Ben Tennyson.
Yeah.
I don't need some skinny wannabe hogging my spotlight.
Of course you do.
You are clearly more in need of a man by your side to make you look powerful.
You take him.
Me? Oh, I'm already plenty regal Enough.
You take him.
Ben: Uh, that's not quite What I he's yours! I don't want him! Neither do I! Well, don't try to pawn him off on me! Rook: Sorry to interrupt.
Would you mind commanding your armadas to stand down? Yeah, sure.
Whatever.
My armada shall stand down first.
[ Ribbits .]
[ Grumbles .]
Ben: What just happened here? Rook: I Am not sure.
Makes perfect sense to me.
- And me.
- Nyancy Chan: Me, too! Ben: Who asked you? Don't be so grouchy, Mr.
Fluffykins.
The important thing is There's still enough time to get back to our double date.
Ben: Awesome! I can't wait to see "Sumo Slammers 6" again! Race ya! Nyancy Chan: Pbbbbt! Sync and Corrections by masaca
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