Bunnicula (2016) s03e09 Episode Script
Any Witch Way
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSES)
(GIGGLES)
(TV SWITCHING CHANNELS)
(YAWNS)
(BUNNICULA GASPS AND MUTTERS)
I'm home!
Did you guys miss me?
(BARKING)
It's like you guys
want something.
I don't know.
What could it be?
Is it a hug?
(BARKING)
Who's a good dog?
Who's my good boy?
Ooh, there we go.
Oh, get the belly rub
on the belly.
-(CHESTER MEOWS)
-Okay, Chester.
-I'm coming.
-(MUTTERING)
Oh
Did you take your anxiety
medicine today?
Oh, my little
intellectual gentleman.
Mwah.
Now, who could I
be forgetting?
I'm just thinking
It's Bunnicula.
-(MUTTERING)
-Are you ready
or that hug, Bunn-Bunn?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here it comes!
Excuse me, is this
the building manager's
apartment?
It sure is.
(MUTTERING)
My name's Tabitha.
-I just moved in
down the hall.
-(GASPS)
Is that a West African
Fat-Tailed Gecko?
-(CROAKS)
-Oh, yeah.
Wow. This is Norm.
You sure know your geckos.
Oh, man. I've always
wanted a gecko.
But my dad's allergic.
(MINA'S DAD SNEEZING)
MINA'S DAD: Is there a gecko
in the house?
Maybe one day.
Oh, my.
Who are these cutie-pies?
That's Harold. Uh, Chester.
And Bunnicula.
Bunnicula?
What an interesting name.
MINA: Yeah, these are my boys.
Aren't they cute?
So cute.
Hi, I'm Harold.
(SCOFFS) I was here
when your human
introduced you.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, Norm, what do you
like to do for fun?
Ugh. Eating mealworms
and crickets, I guess.
-Hmm, that sounds
-Amazing.
I recommend
the toilet water.
It was nice
meeting you, Mina.
Yeah, you too.
Let's hang out sometime.
I'd like that.
Come on, Norm.
Time to go home.
-I'll see ya later.
-Bye.
So, what was I doing?
Oh, right,
putting groceries away.
-Mina! (MUTTERING)
-Putting the groceries away!
Put the milk in the fridge
So it doesn't curdle! ♪
Oh, I'm sorry, Bunn.
I'm sure you'll get
a hug later.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
It was such a nice hug.
-Wasn't it, Harold?
-It was the best.
(GRUMBLES)
MINA: Let's see if
we can find any
funny videos.
Mina. (MUTTERS)
So, uh, you got any music?
Oh, sure, I'll find a song.
Ooh, how about this one?
-Oh, I love this song.
Let's dance.
-Okay.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON LAPTOP)
(BOTH SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
(POP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(BUNNICULA MUTTERING)
(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(BUNNICULA GRUNTS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(GRUMBLING)
Come on, guys.
We're going over
to Tabitha's
to watch a movie.
Hey, Bunnicula, coming?
-Uh-uh.
-Suit yourself.
(SIGHS)
Welcome to my humble abode.
Whoa, you really
like vegetables.
Good thing I brought
corn chips.
Yeah, I have a bit
of a green thumb.
Have a seat.
Oh, Bunnicula would
love this place.
Yeah, I was, uh,
hoping he would be with you.
Ah, he looked really
interested in the TV.
Bunnies, am I right?
Hey, Norm, what's new?
I'm gonna start molting soon.
Oh, um, sorry?
Ugh, it's actually
pretty nice.
After I shed all my skin,
I get to eat it.
Oh, that does sound good.
If you really want
a protein boost, though,
-you should try
eating your own
-Okay.
-All set forThe Tomato
Without A Face.
-(LAUGHS)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Ooh, hold on.
Hey, dad, what's up?
Mina, it's an emergency.
I need you to run down
to the store and pick up
more mayonnaise.
I'm on it, dad.
Ugh. I don't know how I'm
gonna get this done
in time for the mayonnaise
sculpting contest.
Sorry, I've gotta run
to the store for my dad.
Do you mind watching
Chester and Harold
while I'm gone?
-No problem.
-Great.
I'll be back
as fast as I can.
See you in a bit.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-(SIGHS)
I'm tired of waiting.
I need that
vampire-bunny now.
How did she figure out
Bunnicula was a vampire?
I've always known he was
a vampire, Chester.
Wait, you
You can understand us?
Well, of course
I can, Chester.
All witches can
understand animals.
(HAROLD AND CHESTER GASP)
BOTH: Witches?
Wha What?
Norm, go and bring me
that bunny.
Ugh, always so dramatic.
Geckos, am I right?
NORM: I heard that.
Oh, no. What are we
gonna do now?
We have to warn Bunnicula.
Well, if he listens closely,
maybe he'll hear it
through the grape vine.
-(SIGHS)
-Come on!
(CHOMPS)
-Mama.
-My son!
Oh, my beautiful
baby boy. Mama
ANNOUNCER:Love Bites
organic dog treats.
If you weren't getting
enough hugs from your
friend, you will now.
WOMAN:Millions of rabbits
each year go without hugs.
Hi, I'm Jenny
(CRYING)
I'm gonna pummel you.
(MUTTERING)
Wait a minute.
Michael, from college?
Derick, ah,
bring it in, brother.
(MUTTERING)
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-Mina!
Huh?
(SIGHING)
Yeah, I feel the same way.
Anyway, I came to tell you
that my master is holding
your friends hostage,
and if you don't
come with me
(STAMMERS)
Okay, he's gone.
Bunnicula! Oh, thank goodness.
Yeah, it's grape to see you.
(LAUGHING)
Bunnicula, focus!
Tabitha's a witch.
We have to get out
of here right now.
Nuh-uh-uh,
it's too late for that.
Give me your fangs
for my potion
and you can all go free.
Potion? Bunnicula,
there's no telling
what she's planning
to do with those.
You cannot let her have them.
(MUTTERS)
Enough of this!
Uh-oh.
Whoa, whoa.
(EXCLAIMS)
-Aah.
-Ow!
Please don't eat
my face, Harold.
Oh, don't worry
about it, Chester.
You'll be Vine.
(LAUGHS) Vine.
Yeah, Chester,
don't be so sour.
-Oh!
-(CHUCKLES) 'Cause grapes
are sour.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah,
I know, that's why I said it.
Hold still, and give me
your fangs.
Take that!
(GRUNTING)
I'm not jelly
of Tabitha right now.
Oh, good, jelly.
It's cute.
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
Ahhh!
-Had enough?
-(EXCLAIMS)
Now, now, you know
can't escape enchanted wood.
So, why not be reasonable
and just give me your fangs?
I promise I'll let you
and your friends go if you do.
No, Bunnicula,
you can't trust her.
(SIGHS)
TABITHA: Ahem.
Yes! The final ingredient.
Hair of the werewolf,
tears of the jackal,
and the most important
ingredient of all
Ooh, what is she doing
with your fangs?
Yes, my magic growth serum.
It's a success!
You mean this was all
for some magic fertilizer?
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, hold on a second.
Hey, Bunnicula, I'm sorry
for how I treated you.
This potion required the fangs
of an emotionally-neglected
vampire-rabbit.
Potions, am I right?
But I do have something
that will make up for it.
Okay, but how is he
supposed to drain the carrot
with no Fangs?
What? You can
just grow them back?
(SIGHS AND BURPS)
-So good.
-Nice one, Bunn.
I'm back! What'd I miss?
Oh, hey, Bunnicula's here.
Did you guys miss me?
Wait a minute.
I don't think we've met.
You look like
(MUTTERS)
You must be
Oh, honey, come on.
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
You must be
You must be
Tabitha's grandmother.
Oh, uh, yes,
that's who I am.
I'm Tabitha's grandmother.
Why don't you, uh,
take a seat?
I'll go get her.
Who wants to watch a movie?
Hey, (CHUCKLES) there you are.
So, are we ready for this?
Oh, yeah.
(SIGHS)
Hey, um, Mina?
I think Bunn could
really use a hug.
Ha. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aw, of course.
Get over here,
my little hunny-bunny.
(MELLOW INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
(MELLOW INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC CONTINUES)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSES)
(GIGGLES)
(TV SWITCHING CHANNELS)
(YAWNS)
(BUNNICULA GASPS AND MUTTERS)
I'm home!
Did you guys miss me?
(BARKING)
It's like you guys
want something.
I don't know.
What could it be?
Is it a hug?
(BARKING)
Who's a good dog?
Who's my good boy?
Ooh, there we go.
Oh, get the belly rub
on the belly.
-(CHESTER MEOWS)
-Okay, Chester.
-I'm coming.
-(MUTTERING)
Oh
Did you take your anxiety
medicine today?
Oh, my little
intellectual gentleman.
Mwah.
Now, who could I
be forgetting?
I'm just thinking
It's Bunnicula.
-(MUTTERING)
-Are you ready
or that hug, Bunn-Bunn?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here it comes!
Excuse me, is this
the building manager's
apartment?
It sure is.
(MUTTERING)
My name's Tabitha.
-I just moved in
down the hall.
-(GASPS)
Is that a West African
Fat-Tailed Gecko?
-(CROAKS)
-Oh, yeah.
Wow. This is Norm.
You sure know your geckos.
Oh, man. I've always
wanted a gecko.
But my dad's allergic.
(MINA'S DAD SNEEZING)
MINA'S DAD: Is there a gecko
in the house?
Maybe one day.
Oh, my.
Who are these cutie-pies?
That's Harold. Uh, Chester.
And Bunnicula.
Bunnicula?
What an interesting name.
MINA: Yeah, these are my boys.
Aren't they cute?
So cute.
Hi, I'm Harold.
(SCOFFS) I was here
when your human
introduced you.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, Norm, what do you
like to do for fun?
Ugh. Eating mealworms
and crickets, I guess.
-Hmm, that sounds
-Amazing.
I recommend
the toilet water.
It was nice
meeting you, Mina.
Yeah, you too.
Let's hang out sometime.
I'd like that.
Come on, Norm.
Time to go home.
-I'll see ya later.
-Bye.
So, what was I doing?
Oh, right,
putting groceries away.
-Mina! (MUTTERING)
-Putting the groceries away!
Put the milk in the fridge
So it doesn't curdle! ♪
Oh, I'm sorry, Bunn.
I'm sure you'll get
a hug later.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
It was such a nice hug.
-Wasn't it, Harold?
-It was the best.
(GRUMBLES)
MINA: Let's see if
we can find any
funny videos.
Mina. (MUTTERS)
So, uh, you got any music?
Oh, sure, I'll find a song.
Ooh, how about this one?
-Oh, I love this song.
Let's dance.
-Okay.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON LAPTOP)
(BOTH SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
(POP MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(BUNNICULA MUTTERING)
(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(BUNNICULA GRUNTS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(GRUMBLING)
Come on, guys.
We're going over
to Tabitha's
to watch a movie.
Hey, Bunnicula, coming?
-Uh-uh.
-Suit yourself.
(SIGHS)
Welcome to my humble abode.
Whoa, you really
like vegetables.
Good thing I brought
corn chips.
Yeah, I have a bit
of a green thumb.
Have a seat.
Oh, Bunnicula would
love this place.
Yeah, I was, uh,
hoping he would be with you.
Ah, he looked really
interested in the TV.
Bunnies, am I right?
Hey, Norm, what's new?
I'm gonna start molting soon.
Oh, um, sorry?
Ugh, it's actually
pretty nice.
After I shed all my skin,
I get to eat it.
Oh, that does sound good.
If you really want
a protein boost, though,
-you should try
eating your own
-Okay.
-All set forThe Tomato
Without A Face.
-(LAUGHS)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Ooh, hold on.
Hey, dad, what's up?
Mina, it's an emergency.
I need you to run down
to the store and pick up
more mayonnaise.
I'm on it, dad.
Ugh. I don't know how I'm
gonna get this done
in time for the mayonnaise
sculpting contest.
Sorry, I've gotta run
to the store for my dad.
Do you mind watching
Chester and Harold
while I'm gone?
-No problem.
-Great.
I'll be back
as fast as I can.
See you in a bit.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-(SIGHS)
I'm tired of waiting.
I need that
vampire-bunny now.
How did she figure out
Bunnicula was a vampire?
I've always known he was
a vampire, Chester.
Wait, you
You can understand us?
Well, of course
I can, Chester.
All witches can
understand animals.
(HAROLD AND CHESTER GASP)
BOTH: Witches?
Wha What?
Norm, go and bring me
that bunny.
Ugh, always so dramatic.
Geckos, am I right?
NORM: I heard that.
Oh, no. What are we
gonna do now?
We have to warn Bunnicula.
Well, if he listens closely,
maybe he'll hear it
through the grape vine.
-(SIGHS)
-Come on!
(CHOMPS)
-Mama.
-My son!
Oh, my beautiful
baby boy. Mama
ANNOUNCER:Love Bites
organic dog treats.
If you weren't getting
enough hugs from your
friend, you will now.
WOMAN:Millions of rabbits
each year go without hugs.
Hi, I'm Jenny
(CRYING)
I'm gonna pummel you.
(MUTTERING)
Wait a minute.
Michael, from college?
Derick, ah,
bring it in, brother.
(MUTTERING)
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-Mina!
Huh?
(SIGHING)
Yeah, I feel the same way.
Anyway, I came to tell you
that my master is holding
your friends hostage,
and if you don't
come with me
(STAMMERS)
Okay, he's gone.
Bunnicula! Oh, thank goodness.
Yeah, it's grape to see you.
(LAUGHING)
Bunnicula, focus!
Tabitha's a witch.
We have to get out
of here right now.
Nuh-uh-uh,
it's too late for that.
Give me your fangs
for my potion
and you can all go free.
Potion? Bunnicula,
there's no telling
what she's planning
to do with those.
You cannot let her have them.
(MUTTERS)
Enough of this!
Uh-oh.
Whoa, whoa.
(EXCLAIMS)
-Aah.
-Ow!
Please don't eat
my face, Harold.
Oh, don't worry
about it, Chester.
You'll be Vine.
(LAUGHS) Vine.
Yeah, Chester,
don't be so sour.
-Oh!
-(CHUCKLES) 'Cause grapes
are sour.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah,
I know, that's why I said it.
Hold still, and give me
your fangs.
Take that!
(GRUNTING)
I'm not jelly
of Tabitha right now.
Oh, good, jelly.
It's cute.
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
Ahhh!
-Had enough?
-(EXCLAIMS)
Now, now, you know
can't escape enchanted wood.
So, why not be reasonable
and just give me your fangs?
I promise I'll let you
and your friends go if you do.
No, Bunnicula,
you can't trust her.
(SIGHS)
TABITHA: Ahem.
Yes! The final ingredient.
Hair of the werewolf,
tears of the jackal,
and the most important
ingredient of all
Ooh, what is she doing
with your fangs?
Yes, my magic growth serum.
It's a success!
You mean this was all
for some magic fertilizer?
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, hold on a second.
Hey, Bunnicula, I'm sorry
for how I treated you.
This potion required the fangs
of an emotionally-neglected
vampire-rabbit.
Potions, am I right?
But I do have something
that will make up for it.
Okay, but how is he
supposed to drain the carrot
with no Fangs?
What? You can
just grow them back?
(SIGHS AND BURPS)
-So good.
-Nice one, Bunn.
I'm back! What'd I miss?
Oh, hey, Bunnicula's here.
Did you guys miss me?
Wait a minute.
I don't think we've met.
You look like
(MUTTERS)
You must be
Oh, honey, come on.
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
You must be
You must be
Tabitha's grandmother.
Oh, uh, yes,
that's who I am.
I'm Tabitha's grandmother.
Why don't you, uh,
take a seat?
I'll go get her.
Who wants to watch a movie?
Hey, (CHUCKLES) there you are.
So, are we ready for this?
Oh, yeah.
(SIGHS)
Hey, um, Mina?
I think Bunn could
really use a hug.
Ha. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aw, of course.
Get over here,
my little hunny-bunny.
(MELLOW INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
(MELLOW INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC CONTINUES)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)