Erky Perky (2006) s03e09 Episode Script
Slim Perky
1
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
- Target is still in position.
(knees rattling)
(laughs)
- I think I'd like to
change my mind now.
- Ah, you'll be fine.
Just relax and enjoy the ride!
Now, Boof, when I say fire-
- Fire?
- Wait, no!
- Wooh.
Ahh!
(bugs scream)
(sizzles)
Ooh!
(sizzles)
Woah!
Ooh!
Oh!
Uh-oh!
- Hey! We made it!
- Ooh!
- What?
Huh?
(triumphant music)
- It's the mother load!
(laughter)
(grunts)
No good corn box.
- Hey look, (sniffs).
Hmm, crumbs!
(sniffs)
- There must be some
way we can get to them.
Aha!
- What?
- Charge!
- Woah!
- Charge!
- Ow, eek. (grunts)
- Open sesame!
(grumbles)
- Nearly there.
Almost got one.
Oh dear.
- What?
- My arm came off.
- Well then, go and get it!
(grunts)
- Hey! Oh!
I don't fit.
I'm not skinny enough.
- Not yet.
(pants)
(sighs)
- Is this necessary?
- Trust me, Perky.
Thin is in!
Okay Boof, if you
want those crumbs,
when I say jump-
- Jump!
- Aha!
- It's working!
Perfect!
(grunts and groans)
Ah its no use, you're too wide!
- Hey, why don't we ask Sajuica?
She's always full of ideas.
If you have any suggestions,
you know, any ideas at all,
we'd really appreciate it.
- No we wouldn't.
- We could get
crumbs if you help.
- What?
Excuse me.
What are you doing,
promising her crumbs?
They're our crumbs.
- Well, they can
come out of my share.
They'll be plenty.
- How to curl antennae,
how to shine your exoskeleton,
aha!
Here it is,
how to lose weight.
- Haha, I like it!
- You see, the idea is you
lose weight through sweating.
- Fascinating. (slurps)
- Keep it up, Perky!
You're doing really well!
- Ow! Ooh!
Ah! Ow!
- Won't go in.
- Please, can I
have a sip of water?
- No.
Maybe we should take
a scientific approach.
- Erky, I'm not so
sure about this.
- Yeah, that's it Stinks.
It's working, yeah.
Excellent.
You're the perfect shape.
- Ahh!
- Oh perfect!
I knew it would work!
One good shot ought to do it!
Aw.
Maybe it's just a
matter of brute force.
Nearly there.
- I'm hungry.
- Just concentrate on
getting in that box.
Hey, you're starting to go in!
I don't believe it!
Hmm, with a little lubrication.
I need some oil.
- What's in it for me?
- Ah, goodwill from
your fellow bug.
Alright, crumbs.
Lots of crumbs.
Now, do we have a deal?
- I'm hungry.
- Soon you'll have
more crumbs than
in your wildest dreams.
(grunts)
Okay, lets try that again.
- Ow!
(gasps)
- Well done!
(laughs)
- Oh!
- Put the crumb down!
You can't eat any or we'll
never get you back out again!
Ah!
What are you doing here?
- Making sure we get our crumbs.
- But we'll bring them to you!
- Mine!
- Oh mine!
- No mine! I helped first!
- They belong to me!
Oh! Come on!
- It's okay, you'll
all get your share.
Just keep it down.
We don't want Mad
Margaret to hear us.
(grunts)
- Come on!
- Cecil, what's that noise?
(grunts and groans)
- Sounds suspicious
to me Margaret.
(wings flapping)
What are those bugs up to?
Follow me!
- If I had a small nibble,
who would know?
It's not like Erky can see me.
- How's it going in there?
- Fine. (giggles)
One tiny nibble can't hurt.
What am I doing?
I'm letting Erky down.
Oh, but one more
little bite can't hurt.
(crunches)
Yum!
Oh, Erky will be so mad at me.
But what he doesn't
know won't hurt him.
(chomps)
- Hey, thanks for
the free meal, Erky!
- Yes, goodbye.
Good riddance.
Come on Perky, what
are you doing in there?
We've got to get
all the crumbs out
before Mad Margaret
- Aha! What's going on in here?
- Yeah.
What's going on in here?
- Oh, hello Margaret!
How are you today?
Nothing going on here.
Just minding my own business.
(whistles)
- Look what we have, Cecil!
- Crumbs, Margaret.
- And do you see
a legitimate owner
of those crumbs, Cecil?
- No, Margaret.
- Oh you don't want
these crumbs, Margaret.
- Why not?
- Well, they're disgusting.
They're high in saturated fats.
(chomps)
- That's the way I like 'em.
Now, mine.
Mine.
Monster!
(burps)
- Well done, you've
scared off Mad Margaret!
(burps)
Hey, where did all the crumbs
You ate them all.
Didn't you?
Did you think of your pal, Erky?
Did you consider leaving
me some, did you?
Its a disgrace.
I can't leave you alone
for a few tasty seconds.
(upbeat music)
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
- Target is still in position.
(knees rattling)
(laughs)
- I think I'd like to
change my mind now.
- Ah, you'll be fine.
Just relax and enjoy the ride!
Now, Boof, when I say fire-
- Fire?
- Wait, no!
- Wooh.
Ahh!
(bugs scream)
(sizzles)
Ooh!
(sizzles)
Woah!
Ooh!
Oh!
Uh-oh!
- Hey! We made it!
- Ooh!
- What?
Huh?
(triumphant music)
- It's the mother load!
(laughter)
(grunts)
No good corn box.
- Hey look, (sniffs).
Hmm, crumbs!
(sniffs)
- There must be some
way we can get to them.
Aha!
- What?
- Charge!
- Woah!
- Charge!
- Ow, eek. (grunts)
- Open sesame!
(grumbles)
- Nearly there.
Almost got one.
Oh dear.
- What?
- My arm came off.
- Well then, go and get it!
(grunts)
- Hey! Oh!
I don't fit.
I'm not skinny enough.
- Not yet.
(pants)
(sighs)
- Is this necessary?
- Trust me, Perky.
Thin is in!
Okay Boof, if you
want those crumbs,
when I say jump-
- Jump!
- Aha!
- It's working!
Perfect!
(grunts and groans)
Ah its no use, you're too wide!
- Hey, why don't we ask Sajuica?
She's always full of ideas.
If you have any suggestions,
you know, any ideas at all,
we'd really appreciate it.
- No we wouldn't.
- We could get
crumbs if you help.
- What?
Excuse me.
What are you doing,
promising her crumbs?
They're our crumbs.
- Well, they can
come out of my share.
They'll be plenty.
- How to curl antennae,
how to shine your exoskeleton,
aha!
Here it is,
how to lose weight.
- Haha, I like it!
- You see, the idea is you
lose weight through sweating.
- Fascinating. (slurps)
- Keep it up, Perky!
You're doing really well!
- Ow! Ooh!
Ah! Ow!
- Won't go in.
- Please, can I
have a sip of water?
- No.
Maybe we should take
a scientific approach.
- Erky, I'm not so
sure about this.
- Yeah, that's it Stinks.
It's working, yeah.
Excellent.
You're the perfect shape.
- Ahh!
- Oh perfect!
I knew it would work!
One good shot ought to do it!
Aw.
Maybe it's just a
matter of brute force.
Nearly there.
- I'm hungry.
- Just concentrate on
getting in that box.
Hey, you're starting to go in!
I don't believe it!
Hmm, with a little lubrication.
I need some oil.
- What's in it for me?
- Ah, goodwill from
your fellow bug.
Alright, crumbs.
Lots of crumbs.
Now, do we have a deal?
- I'm hungry.
- Soon you'll have
more crumbs than
in your wildest dreams.
(grunts)
Okay, lets try that again.
- Ow!
(gasps)
- Well done!
(laughs)
- Oh!
- Put the crumb down!
You can't eat any or we'll
never get you back out again!
Ah!
What are you doing here?
- Making sure we get our crumbs.
- But we'll bring them to you!
- Mine!
- Oh mine!
- No mine! I helped first!
- They belong to me!
Oh! Come on!
- It's okay, you'll
all get your share.
Just keep it down.
We don't want Mad
Margaret to hear us.
(grunts)
- Come on!
- Cecil, what's that noise?
(grunts and groans)
- Sounds suspicious
to me Margaret.
(wings flapping)
What are those bugs up to?
Follow me!
- If I had a small nibble,
who would know?
It's not like Erky can see me.
- How's it going in there?
- Fine. (giggles)
One tiny nibble can't hurt.
What am I doing?
I'm letting Erky down.
Oh, but one more
little bite can't hurt.
(crunches)
Yum!
Oh, Erky will be so mad at me.
But what he doesn't
know won't hurt him.
(chomps)
- Hey, thanks for
the free meal, Erky!
- Yes, goodbye.
Good riddance.
Come on Perky, what
are you doing in there?
We've got to get
all the crumbs out
before Mad Margaret
- Aha! What's going on in here?
- Yeah.
What's going on in here?
- Oh, hello Margaret!
How are you today?
Nothing going on here.
Just minding my own business.
(whistles)
- Look what we have, Cecil!
- Crumbs, Margaret.
- And do you see
a legitimate owner
of those crumbs, Cecil?
- No, Margaret.
- Oh you don't want
these crumbs, Margaret.
- Why not?
- Well, they're disgusting.
They're high in saturated fats.
(chomps)
- That's the way I like 'em.
Now, mine.
Mine.
Monster!
(burps)
- Well done, you've
scared off Mad Margaret!
(burps)
Hey, where did all the crumbs
You ate them all.
Didn't you?
Did you think of your pal, Erky?
Did you consider leaving
me some, did you?
Its a disgrace.
I can't leave you alone
for a few tasty seconds.
(upbeat music)