House Husbands (2012) s03e09 Episode Script
Season 3, Episode 9
1 This thing you got going with your ex.
What's the status? Off.
Permanently.
Call me.
What do you think of my new brother? I think he might be a conman.
- Hey, sis.
- Hey, what are you doing here? Please, I'm in trouble.
I need a lawyer.
My client wishes to withdraw his claim.
I just gave you your first win.
What, you can't tell me you're not a little bit pumped? No, seriously, put me down! You're fired.
Gaby sort of sacked me.
- What? - It was my fault.
- Oh, yeah.
You reckon? - Justin.
Belle and I were together when I had the heart attack.
Your dad and Belle had a moment.
What do you mean, like a bus stop? No, like a romantic moment.
Oh, shit.
It sucks to be you.
I'm sorry, Gemma.
I didn't mean to cheat.
I just want to fix this.
I love you.
I can't do this.
I want a divorce.
I know I messed up, but I don't want to lose my family.
What happened? Lewis was meant to lock up.
(SNORING) Oh (HEAVY SNORE) I understand you're struggling with the divorce.
No, I'm fine.
You're hung-over again.
What is it? The fifth morning in a row? You completely trashed the joint.
You think maybe Ned isn't a great influence? You gave him the job.
Yeah, to work, not so you can have a drinking partner.
Guys! None of the taps are working.
What are you doing? It's just a stupid drinking game.
The idea was to fill up from each of the taps, scull, then take a shot.
That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
And where are you doing now? After sculling we had to sprint around the block without spewing.
You left the taps running.
Yep.
All the hooked up kegs are empty, or close to, and we're at the end of the cycle, so there's no more kegs to hook up.
We're out of beer.
We have got the school auction fundraiser tonight.
When's the next delivery? Two days.
Get them to bring it forward.
You can't afford to lose a day's takings.
We could go pick the kegs up.
Oh, I got plans.
Well cancel them.
We gotta get this pub open.
We gotta fix the beer situation.
It's all hands on deck.
Oh, I gotta go.
- What? - (DOOR OPENS) (DOOR CLOSES) Am I on time? Just.
- What are we going to tell her? - The truth.
Really? Maybe not straight away.
Give her a chance to enjoy being home first.
Surprise! Phoebe! - Hey! - We missed you.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Welcome back Phoebes.
So you had a heart attack and cheated on Gemma.
Was I not meant to tell her? So you cheated on Lucy's mum with my mum, and you cheated on my mum with Gemma, and now you've cheated on Gemma with Lucy's mum.
You've come full circle.
- I don't think it was like that.
- We didn't cheat on your mum.
Look, there's something you need to know.
We're getting a divorce.
OK? But we are keeping it amicable.
(SCOFFS) No, we are.
Amicable? You've got to be kidding me, right? I've done divorce before, remember, Dad? Well who gets the TV? Oh, we haven't talked about And the fridge, and the wine glasses, oh, and the ugly vase.
What ugly vase? You've got no idea what you're in for.
Have you got lawyers? We don't need lawyers, we're amicable.
What's the ugly vase? It's that thing.
It's a family joke.
That's the first present I ever gave you.
I thought you loved it.
She doesn't love it, Dad, it's disgusting.
Is it? - Well you can chuck it now.
- Well maybe I should.
So how was the tour with the pop star? A lot easier to handle than this place.
I'll help you unpack.
(UPBEAT MUSIC) We still a pub with no beer? I had to beg the brewery, but they're making a special delivery.
Thank you, Mark, thank you so much.
Please, tell me, no one is trying to pass this off at the auction fundraiser.
People are using it as an excuse to get rid of their junk.
This is not an auction item, this is mine.
That's a nice vase.
Yeah, maybe in 1984.
(LAUGHS) Bit early for cocktail hour.
(LAUGHS) We've run out of beer.
Every hour's cocktail hour today.
Nice shirt.
Oh, this? Ah, it's old.
Hey, did you get my message? I'm so sorry I can't do lunch.
Oh, it's pupil free day.
I'm in the same boat.
Hey, why don't we do something together anyway? The kids can have a play date.
I've got all this prep to do.
You get a lunch break, don't ya? (UPBEAT MUSIC) - Hey.
- Hey.
- Guess what? - What? I've got a job interview.
Oh, that's great.
Who with? A tiny suburban firm, conveyancing, small claims.
Sounds good.
It's something, at least.
I've sent out 40 resumes and this is the only response I've had.
Really? You saw the reference Gabby gave me.
"Lucy worked here and was mostly punctual.
" That was the biggest recommendation she could give me.
"Mostly punctual.
" Please, forget about her.
Just play your own game.
- That's if you want to take the job.
- I'd take anything.
I'm so bored of hanging around at home.
No.
I love the kids, I just need balance, kids and work.
Yep, I understand.
I know.
(KIDS CHAT IN BACKGROUND) Interview's this afternoon.
Could you look after the boys? - (KIDS ARGUE) - No, I didn't! Hey, boys, stop! Yeah, I've got a few things to sort out at the pub then I'll be home.
You're the best.
Back at one? I love you.
Is this lunch or brunch, Mrs Crabb? Well, it's kind of both.
I've been doing a lot of over-cooking since Lewis went.
Where is the ugly vase? It's gone.
Oh, that bloody Dad? Yeah, he must've taken it.
See? This is how it starts.
Nothing's started.
I'm moving out.
What? I'm sorry, Gemma, but I appreciate everything you've done for me and Gem, but I cannot go through another divorce.
We're all moving out.
(DEEP SIGH) Lewis! Lewis Crabb! We are supposed to be amicable.
I'm amicable.
Stealing my vase isn't amicable.
You didn't want it.
I never said that! I said it's ugly and I hate it.
(TRUCK HORN) Must be the beer truck.
I'll help.
It is my vase.
And because you took it, Phoebe's moving out.
And Ryan.
And Gem.
The whole family.
Well I'll talk to Phoebe, that's just silly.
No, it's not, it's completely understandable, because your behaving like an idiot.
I want my house key back.
What? Apparently I can't trust that you won't steal from me.
Gemma.
Gemma! (CAR ENGINE STARTS) Why isn't that beer unloaded? The brewery is taking advantage of our misfortune.
They jacked up the prices.
You can't do that, we've got an agreement.
Mate, I'm just the delivery driver, I'm not here to negotiate.
Yeah, me neither.
We've paid the agreed price and we'll unload those kegs now.
Who's this clown? I'm the bloke that's gonna knock your block off.
OK, no beer today, I'll see ya later.
No, no, no, mate.
I've got this, get Lewis inside.
We don't bow to extortion, mate.
Great, beer's here.
What? Lewis is taking his marital issues out on the delivery guy.
(TRUCK ENGINE STARTS) No beer today.
The bloke was a moron.
Oh, he was a moron? No, no, no, mate! Hey! No, no, no, no, no, wait! Please.
Come back! Hey! Hey! How are you gonna fix this now? Bugger the brewery.
We'll go to the wholesalers.
I've already called them.
They gotta set up a line of credit.
It's gonna take two days.
What about one of those massive chain liquor stores? Buy some cans? Our customers want tap beer.
- That's what they like.
- Hey, um, guys.
I think I might have a solution.
We're actually having a partners only meeting.
- So - OK, yeah.
The beer guy said he could do us a deal, but whatever, sorry for interrupting.
Er Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What kind of deal? All the beer we need for a cheaper price.
But he said he didn't want to negotiate and he hates Lewis.
Yeah, I talked him around.
So just like that he's gonna help us out? Yeah, we just go to his office, and iron out the details there.
Oh.
Neddy.
You are a lifesaver.
Employee of the month right there.
Hey, wait up, I'll come.
- What? You don't trust us? - No, just want to come.
Bags front seat.
(LAID BACK MUSIC) I just gotta pick up something.
Hey, Lewis, I don't have time for this.
It's a pit stop.
You wanted to come.
You ought to cut the old man some slack.
He's your old man now, is he? He's an old man.
He just had a heart attack.
Don't you think you guys should maybe take it easy? What do you want me to do, mate? You want me to put him to bed on time? Yeah, I do.
Like you can talk.
You were bad boy Justin Baynie.
Huh.
Yeah, I nearly wrecked my life.
But you know what? None of my party mates stuck around.
It's a good thing I'm not Lewis' mate then.
See, the truth is, Baynie, I'm the only one that's sticking by him.
He needs some support.
Getting a bloke blind drunk every night isn't support.
Neither is standing around judging him.
Hey, you don't even know him.
Maybe you don't.
Everything all right? - Yep.
- Yep.
You didn't break in and steal that thing, did ya? Course not.
There's a spare key under the mat.
Anyway, it's mine.
She forfeited any ownership of this vase when she laughed at it.
Strap it in for me, will ya? Mate, this is an ugly vase.
(UPBEAT MUSIC) Me and Gemma didn't even like each other from the start.
You didn't like her.
Yeah, the point is, I can't stay there with my step mum.
Ex-step mum.
She's more than that, Phoebe.
She was there for you when you needed her.
She doesn't need me.
Besides, it's not a good environment to raise my child in.
- People fighting all the time.
- No! Guys, stop throwing food.
Just don't make a decision until you've really thought it through.
OK? Have you thought through what you're wearing to your job interview? I don't know.
It can't be anything too corporate, it's not that kind of place.
Sounds promising.
I need to stay employed.
It's the beginning of my career.
Conveyancing? I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
I'm 25 and an unemployed housewife.
Come on, it's been like a week, hasn't it? Stop it! Zac, Jacob, I said stop throwing food and get the cups.
Tilly.
Wow.
You sound like a real mum.
And I'm an executive.
How tables have turned.
Really? Again? (SCOFFS) OK, Lewis.
OK, you guys are talking divorce.
I'm thinking maybe the vase shouldn't be on the top of the list of things to deal with.
Well, it's mine, he gave it to me.
So you want it because he gave it to you? Or you want it because you don't want him to have it? One's positive, one's negative.
He did break into my house, I told you that.
With the spare key.
Answer the question.
Well I don't want him to have it.
I don't want him to have anything.
I want him to be miserable.
OK, that is a little bit negative.
Well you told me to be honest.
Or am I just being petty? Just stay calm, stay amicable.
You have absolutely no control over Lewis' behavior, but you do have control over your own.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm not going to let him rile me.
No retaliations.
Absolutely.
Starting from now.
Gemma, what have you done? (LIGHT ROCK MUSIC) Look, I don't think we can put it in the auction.
This is no reflection on your artistic skill.
It's just the subject matter's, um inappropriate.
It's just Is that to scale? Oh, yeah.
I walked in on Mr Crabb in the shower.
Accidently.
I don't think we can use it.
You don't have a choice.
Mrs Crabb said to say, "Tell Mark I'll kill him if he doesn't put it in the auction.
" See? She wanted me to underline "kill".
Lewis will kill me if I put it in the auction.
I think Mrs Crabb's scarier.
Do you like the composition, contrast? Yeah, I think you really caught the eyes.
- That's the hardest part.
- I think I need Kane on this one.
Kane! Pub with no beer.
And no Kane.
Mmm! This is, um it's an interesting combination with the steak and capers.
You don't like capers? No, no, I like them, I'm just, um I'm putting them aside for later.
I like it, it's good.
Well eat up, got dessert to come.
There's about 30 seconds until these two come in.
Daddy.
How come you didn't find us? We were hiding for ages.
I'm sorry, you guys were just too good.
We looked everywhere, but we just couldn't find you.
We're getting sick of hiding.
Mm.
Not much of a romantic lunch.
Here's to pupil free days.
(PHONE RINGS) Just Yeah, sorry, just Don't.
You good? Ah, got it, yeah.
Mark? I need you to pick up a bunch of stuff for the auction.
I'm kind of busy right now.
Me, too, manning the pub alone.
Trying to convince grown men to drink Cosmos.
Can't you pick this stuff up at another time? Well, I said we would, so no! (HEAVY SIGH) Can we do this another time? Found you! We heard your phone.
- What are we doing here? - Picking up the beer.
Yeah, I thought we were getting it from the brewery and the kegs over in Footscray? This deal is legit, isn't it? The bloke said he could get us cheap beer.
Lewis, you know this is gonna be semi-legal at best? Let's just wait and see what the deal is.
If it's dodgy, we walk away.
Smart man.
You're not worried someone's actually going to steal that thing, are you? They might.
It's a nice vase.
(TRAIN RATTLES IN DISTANCE) MAN: I've got two more deliveries today and I'm coming straight home.
Milk and bread.
Right, yep, no problems.
Oh, he's bored witless.
You know? I don't know why you couldn't have Yes.
No, no, yeah, all right.
I love ya, honey.
Bye.
Fellas! You found your way.
It's my boy, Kaleb.
Say gidday, Kaleb.
Bloody pupil free days, eh? So, you calm down, punchy? I'm kidding.
It's all good.
Beer I'm ya man.
Take a seat.
- This is dodgy.
- Shhh.
It's fine, mate.
Let's get out of here.
What have you got? Stella, put the pasta maker back.
Kids in the car, please.
Why is this the pub's business? The parents were supposed to drop this stuff off.
It's all right, we offered.
Just turn around a bit.
No, no, I am turning, but do the wheels come off? No, no, we tried that, just turn it a bit more, just yuk! (MOWER CRASHES) - Oh! - Argh! You OK? No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm so sorry.
(STRAINS) Daddy, I need to wee.
For 20 kegs, you won't get a better price than that.
Sorry about that noise.
He's a bit keen, he's got his tennis try-outs tomorrow.
He's aiming for division three this year.
I've got a question.
Where's the beer coming from? Well, he works for the brewery.
So it's brewery beer, right? Yeah, yeah, came out of a brewery.
Right.
Hey, ah can we have a quick word? Excuse us for a sec, Rog.
Nice vase.
That's what I reckon.
Yeah.
You know this beer is stolen, right? You can't prove that.
We need these kegs.
A: there is no "we", you're not part of anything, and B: why do you care? Well we're the ones that stuffed up, I want to fix this.
(PHONE CHIMES) Look, I've got to get home.
We're not buying anything here.
Are we? Can we get a move on? You guys need to clear out of here before the other truck drivers knock off and get back, so how many kegs do you want? None.
We're going to pursue a more legitimate avenue.
Yeah.
You calling me a crook? No, hang on, Rog, he's not doing that.
Kaleb, can you go and practice outside for a minute, please? You calling me a crook in front of my boy? I'm doing you blokes a favour.
I don't have to sell to you.
You come in here and insult me.
No, he didn't mean to insult you.
Eh, thanks.
Sorry, mate.
Hey, Luce.
Yeah, yeah, everything's sorted, I'm coming home now.
OK.
See you soon.
Bye.
Bags front seat.
We could've had all the beer we needed cheap.
Yeah, well maybe that's how you do business, but not us.
Hey.
Where's the vase? You left it inside.
Hey, what are you doing? I've got to get home.
I've gotta get that vase.
No you don't! Gotta give it back to Gemma.
She doesn't even like that thing.
That's not the point.
- Well give us the keys then.
- How are we supposed to get home? - I don't care, get a cab.
- You get a cab.
I'll only be a couple of minutes.
Hey, Lewis, forget about the vase, you've already blown it, your marriage is over.
My marriage is not over.
I shouldn't have said that, all right? I just gotta get home.
Can I have the keys? You get a cab.
There's this animal inside me and just makes me want to smash everything.
I try to act civilised and I have for the past ten years, but you know what? Just lately it's out of control.
Know what I'm saying? I hear ya.
But, sounds like you brought it on yourself.
You've gotta take responsibility, that's the first rule in a relationship.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
If I can get that vase back to my wife, she'll see I'm amicable.
I can be the man she wants me to be.
Which vase are we talking about? The vase I left here.
Oh, I didn't see a vase.
Come on, mate.
I'm sorry we stuffed you around with the beer, but this is important.
This is my marriage.
I wish I could help ya.
Find any places you like? Yeah, found a couple that were OK.
You can stay here, you know.
We can rearrange the place, you can have the whole of upstairs, be loads more space.
Mmm, no, thanks, but it's just better if we go.
OK.
The offer stands.
I can see what you're doing.
Ah cleaning up after you and Gem? Breaking up before you get broken up with.
Tried the same thing with me.
But no one wants to break up with you, Phoebes.
Gemma wants us to stay.
And I think she needs us to.
You're so full of crap.
(ENERGETIC MUSIC) Lucy.
Please tell me you're five minutes away, I've got my interview.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm about to catch a cab.
Boys, out of the kitchen.
Go.
Um where are you? - "Yeah, I'm five minutes away" - (CALL BREAKS UP) Justin? Hello? Hello.
Actually more like 10, 15, just depends.
Lucy.
Hello? Hello? Oh, no.
What's that? 40 love? You're getting better, mate.
There it is.
Oh, he's got him! Well played.
Good boy.
I'm gonna go.
Hey.
Don't hurt yourself.
(STRAINS) Ned.
(STRAINS) Ned! Ned, I'm stuck! (STRAINS) Hey, little fella.
Couldn't give us a hand, could you? Hey.
Hey, no, wait a minute, that's not Ah! No! - Ah! - You right? No! No! No! (THUMP) Argh! Hey! Hey! Hey, stop that! Run, just run, just run! Wait.
Don't stop! Run! Run left, right! Keep running, he's just kid! Knock him down! Just run! Just run, just run! Go to the door.
Stop that.
This is not how we do business.
JUSTIN'S RECORDED MESSAGE: "Hey, this is Justin, leave a message.
" Shoot.
You're big boys.
You can sit quietly and play on the mat until dad gets back, right? Where are you going? I have a job interview.
I am very late.
But, Dad is on his way.
You promise to sit on the mat and not move a muscle? Is that a Santa promise? No presents if you break it.
OK, this is Aunty Gemma's number.
Call her if you need to.
I love you.
You sure you're OK? Bye.
(DARK MUSIC) Justin, it's 1:53, I've got to go.
I've left the boys playing trains, they've got Gemma's number.
I'm really, really sorry, I really have to go.
Hey, what are you building? It's a skyscraper.
(SMOKE ALARM RINGS) Boys?! Lucy! (FIRE CRACKLES) Boys! Shit! (GRUNTS) (ALARM CONTINUES) Lucy! Hey! Boys.
(COUGHS) Hey.
Are you all right? Are you boys OK? We didn't want to stay on the mat.
It's not fair if we don't get to have Christmas.
Hey, you're not in trouble.
Where's Lucy? She had to go.
- (PHONE BUZZES) - Oh.
Sorry.
What was the question again? Um strengths and weaknesses.
Oh, right.
OK.
So weaknesses.
I have kids, which means occasionally I'm mostly punctual, but I'm working on that.
(PHONE VIBRATES) And, ah, strengths have to be that I'm calm under pressure.
(PHONE VIBRATES AGAIN) I'm like a rock.
You wanna get that? Just so they stop calling.
OK.
Thanks.
I'm in the middle of the interview.
(DARK MUSIC) What? Say something.
They could've died.
You said you said that you were five minutes away and I had to go.
- You were supposed to be their mother.
- But I'm not.
I'm not their mother.
Am I? And I'll never be, because I know you.
And after this you will never forgive me.
Where's his nose? What's he doing? What's he doing? Where's his nose? Here he is.
(LAUGHS) You're not eating his nose! - He missed you while you were away.
- Aw, the feeling's mutual.
Hey.
He said your name all the time.
We have the same name.
So, maybe he's talking to himself.
Nah I taught him how to say grandma.
He couldn't really it, he just said "bum".
But that doesn't really matter anymore, cause I'll have to teach him to call you something else.
Cause once you guys are divorced you'll no longer be my, um my step mum, or his grandma.
Phoebe, of course I will.
I don't want you guys to split up.
I don't see whatever choice I've got.
You know, I'm stuck.
I don't want to lose you, I don't want to lose Gem, or Ryan.
Please stay.
Please? What's going on? Nothing.
You guys ready for the auction? (SIGHS) Mm-hmm.
And, um by the way, we're not moving out.
Gemma needs us to stay.
Yes! We're staying! Woo-hoo! (GIGGLES) OK, I'll get the pram.
Come on, buddy.
Come on.
It's a good think you're doing, mate.
Thanks, Neddy.
We'll be back in a sec, I'm just gonna grab my stuff.
I can explain.
You broke back in to do that? No.
I was returning it.
Where'd they come from? Why? What's the matter? That beer's stolen.
You stole beer? Hang on, we're not thieves, OK? We bought the beer that may have fallen off the back of a truck.
- Justin, I know you're not happy - But we had no choice, mate.
Honestly, we didn't.
You know, things were getting out of hand, it was about to turn ugly.
Well as long as you're all right, mate.
He threatened the vase.
He wouldn't let us go unless we bought the beer.
We can't serve this beer.
You're not gonna get rid of it.
Oh.
One of your one of your partners only meetings? I get it.
All right, I'll just go mop something.
(SIGHS) Well, we need beer.
Cocktails aren't cutting it.
You know what? Do whatever you want, I've got bigger things to worry about than beer.
Hey.
(SIGHS) Got a minute to talk? Today is getting better and better.
The auction's about to start, my new date shirt got ruined, and now we're selling illegal beer.
So, if you don't mind, can we just get this done quickly? If you want to be friends, it's OK, I understand.
What? First dates are meant to be exciting, we moved a lawnmower.
Do you know how hard it is to find a guy that you can move a lawnmower with? I had a really good time today.
You did? I'm a dad.
I want to hang out with my kid, I want to do daggy things.
Go grocery shopping, sausage sizzles, if I'm feeling really crazy, get my face painted.
That is crazy.
And today I got to be a part of your real life and I really liked it.
I did lie to you about one thing though.
Can't stand capers.
- I'm not sure how I feel about this.
- I didn't know he was gay.
Kane? Will.
(UPBEAT MUSIC) Ah, to the auction.
Now we're doing very well, but I think we can actually do a little bit better.
Ah, Miss Looby is here and we wouldn't want to disappoint her because we know OK.
The next, um, auction item.
Um the crumpet toaster.
Who amongst us doesn't need a crumpet toaster? So let's, um, shall we start the bidding at say $10? Justin should have stayed home.
Five?! I was the one that walked out the door for a job I didn't want.
Yeah, well, at least the kids didn't get hurt.
- That's the main thing.
- No, the kids weren't hurt.
It's, um, obviously it's a family size crumpet toaster, so if you like a hot crumpet I think he was trying to return it, but accidently smashed it.
I don't think either of us can ever be amicable.
Maybe you can't.
I had a lot of boyfriends before Mark.
Most of them I'm still friends with, but there were two who I never spoke to again.
What? Because they hurt you? Cause I was really in love with those two.
And sold for $30.
Ah, um, um, well now we have a very, very special, um (LAUGHTER) treat.
It's, um our very own Lewis Crabb, ladies and gentlemen.
If anyone would like to, um, take a piece of him home tonight.
Can I have an opening bid? $25.
(LAUGHS) $25, that's a very generous bid.
What the hell is going on? $30.
40.
$40.
Come on, mate, it's for a good cause.
$40.
Do I have any, any raise on $40? $40.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think what we have here is called a bidding war.
(LAUGHTER) Any rise on 90? $350.
$400.
Um 400 going once.
(WHISPERS) Say sold.
400 going twice.
Sold! To Lewis Crabb, the man himself.
Ladies and gentlemen, get your cameras out, if want you to appreciate it, now is the time to (APPLAUSE) Congratulations, Lewis.
Um, well that brings us to the end of our auction, and we have made so far approximately $1438.
Oh.
Gives yourselves a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
That is a fine, fine effort.
Um Who made the allegation? What does that matter? Is it true? (LAUGHS) Of course not.
Mr Oliver, you're the licensee.
I'm asking you.
Is that beer stolen? - W I - That's what I thought.
I'm penalising this establishment.
Oh You want to challenge it, I'll launch a full investigation.
No, no, no, we'll cop the points.
That only leaves us with three.
He's got nothing.
You don't need to cop that.
You're out of control.
Oh, I'm sorry if my marriage breakdown is inconveniencing you.
My kids nearly died today because of you two clowns.
What? I shouldn't have gone with you, I should've just let you go.
- Justin, what are you talking about? - It doesn't matter.
I made the mistake of backing him instead of looking after my own family.
You're right.
I don't know him.
(KNOCK ON DOOR) This is yours.
I know you hated it to start with and you probably still do, it's junk now.
But I glued it back together and I want you to have it.
Why? Because I bought it the day I realised I loved you.
And I still do.
And I'll be right here if you ever change your mind.
I'm getting a lawyer.
For the divorce.
I can't be amicable.
It's you and me.
You know? Sorry.
Thanks for the vase.
Good night, love.
If I tell you Part of my story Would you try to Just play along Life's too short to Worry and quarrel Whether your right, or whether your wrong I have struggled I have been tired Well I sometimes wonder - Hey.
- If I'm even alone Got the job.
Just got an email from my new boss.
He said he couldn't be bothered interviewing anyone else.
If I've been arrow by arrow Time by time you Look Justin, I don't Marry me.
What? Will you marry me? Whether you're right or Whether you're wrong Whether you're right or Whether you're wrong
What's the status? Off.
Permanently.
Call me.
What do you think of my new brother? I think he might be a conman.
- Hey, sis.
- Hey, what are you doing here? Please, I'm in trouble.
I need a lawyer.
My client wishes to withdraw his claim.
I just gave you your first win.
What, you can't tell me you're not a little bit pumped? No, seriously, put me down! You're fired.
Gaby sort of sacked me.
- What? - It was my fault.
- Oh, yeah.
You reckon? - Justin.
Belle and I were together when I had the heart attack.
Your dad and Belle had a moment.
What do you mean, like a bus stop? No, like a romantic moment.
Oh, shit.
It sucks to be you.
I'm sorry, Gemma.
I didn't mean to cheat.
I just want to fix this.
I love you.
I can't do this.
I want a divorce.
I know I messed up, but I don't want to lose my family.
What happened? Lewis was meant to lock up.
(SNORING) Oh (HEAVY SNORE) I understand you're struggling with the divorce.
No, I'm fine.
You're hung-over again.
What is it? The fifth morning in a row? You completely trashed the joint.
You think maybe Ned isn't a great influence? You gave him the job.
Yeah, to work, not so you can have a drinking partner.
Guys! None of the taps are working.
What are you doing? It's just a stupid drinking game.
The idea was to fill up from each of the taps, scull, then take a shot.
That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
And where are you doing now? After sculling we had to sprint around the block without spewing.
You left the taps running.
Yep.
All the hooked up kegs are empty, or close to, and we're at the end of the cycle, so there's no more kegs to hook up.
We're out of beer.
We have got the school auction fundraiser tonight.
When's the next delivery? Two days.
Get them to bring it forward.
You can't afford to lose a day's takings.
We could go pick the kegs up.
Oh, I got plans.
Well cancel them.
We gotta get this pub open.
We gotta fix the beer situation.
It's all hands on deck.
Oh, I gotta go.
- What? - (DOOR OPENS) (DOOR CLOSES) Am I on time? Just.
- What are we going to tell her? - The truth.
Really? Maybe not straight away.
Give her a chance to enjoy being home first.
Surprise! Phoebe! - Hey! - We missed you.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Welcome back Phoebes.
So you had a heart attack and cheated on Gemma.
Was I not meant to tell her? So you cheated on Lucy's mum with my mum, and you cheated on my mum with Gemma, and now you've cheated on Gemma with Lucy's mum.
You've come full circle.
- I don't think it was like that.
- We didn't cheat on your mum.
Look, there's something you need to know.
We're getting a divorce.
OK? But we are keeping it amicable.
(SCOFFS) No, we are.
Amicable? You've got to be kidding me, right? I've done divorce before, remember, Dad? Well who gets the TV? Oh, we haven't talked about And the fridge, and the wine glasses, oh, and the ugly vase.
What ugly vase? You've got no idea what you're in for.
Have you got lawyers? We don't need lawyers, we're amicable.
What's the ugly vase? It's that thing.
It's a family joke.
That's the first present I ever gave you.
I thought you loved it.
She doesn't love it, Dad, it's disgusting.
Is it? - Well you can chuck it now.
- Well maybe I should.
So how was the tour with the pop star? A lot easier to handle than this place.
I'll help you unpack.
(UPBEAT MUSIC) We still a pub with no beer? I had to beg the brewery, but they're making a special delivery.
Thank you, Mark, thank you so much.
Please, tell me, no one is trying to pass this off at the auction fundraiser.
People are using it as an excuse to get rid of their junk.
This is not an auction item, this is mine.
That's a nice vase.
Yeah, maybe in 1984.
(LAUGHS) Bit early for cocktail hour.
(LAUGHS) We've run out of beer.
Every hour's cocktail hour today.
Nice shirt.
Oh, this? Ah, it's old.
Hey, did you get my message? I'm so sorry I can't do lunch.
Oh, it's pupil free day.
I'm in the same boat.
Hey, why don't we do something together anyway? The kids can have a play date.
I've got all this prep to do.
You get a lunch break, don't ya? (UPBEAT MUSIC) - Hey.
- Hey.
- Guess what? - What? I've got a job interview.
Oh, that's great.
Who with? A tiny suburban firm, conveyancing, small claims.
Sounds good.
It's something, at least.
I've sent out 40 resumes and this is the only response I've had.
Really? You saw the reference Gabby gave me.
"Lucy worked here and was mostly punctual.
" That was the biggest recommendation she could give me.
"Mostly punctual.
" Please, forget about her.
Just play your own game.
- That's if you want to take the job.
- I'd take anything.
I'm so bored of hanging around at home.
No.
I love the kids, I just need balance, kids and work.
Yep, I understand.
I know.
(KIDS CHAT IN BACKGROUND) Interview's this afternoon.
Could you look after the boys? - (KIDS ARGUE) - No, I didn't! Hey, boys, stop! Yeah, I've got a few things to sort out at the pub then I'll be home.
You're the best.
Back at one? I love you.
Is this lunch or brunch, Mrs Crabb? Well, it's kind of both.
I've been doing a lot of over-cooking since Lewis went.
Where is the ugly vase? It's gone.
Oh, that bloody Dad? Yeah, he must've taken it.
See? This is how it starts.
Nothing's started.
I'm moving out.
What? I'm sorry, Gemma, but I appreciate everything you've done for me and Gem, but I cannot go through another divorce.
We're all moving out.
(DEEP SIGH) Lewis! Lewis Crabb! We are supposed to be amicable.
I'm amicable.
Stealing my vase isn't amicable.
You didn't want it.
I never said that! I said it's ugly and I hate it.
(TRUCK HORN) Must be the beer truck.
I'll help.
It is my vase.
And because you took it, Phoebe's moving out.
And Ryan.
And Gem.
The whole family.
Well I'll talk to Phoebe, that's just silly.
No, it's not, it's completely understandable, because your behaving like an idiot.
I want my house key back.
What? Apparently I can't trust that you won't steal from me.
Gemma.
Gemma! (CAR ENGINE STARTS) Why isn't that beer unloaded? The brewery is taking advantage of our misfortune.
They jacked up the prices.
You can't do that, we've got an agreement.
Mate, I'm just the delivery driver, I'm not here to negotiate.
Yeah, me neither.
We've paid the agreed price and we'll unload those kegs now.
Who's this clown? I'm the bloke that's gonna knock your block off.
OK, no beer today, I'll see ya later.
No, no, no, mate.
I've got this, get Lewis inside.
We don't bow to extortion, mate.
Great, beer's here.
What? Lewis is taking his marital issues out on the delivery guy.
(TRUCK ENGINE STARTS) No beer today.
The bloke was a moron.
Oh, he was a moron? No, no, no, mate! Hey! No, no, no, no, no, wait! Please.
Come back! Hey! Hey! How are you gonna fix this now? Bugger the brewery.
We'll go to the wholesalers.
I've already called them.
They gotta set up a line of credit.
It's gonna take two days.
What about one of those massive chain liquor stores? Buy some cans? Our customers want tap beer.
- That's what they like.
- Hey, um, guys.
I think I might have a solution.
We're actually having a partners only meeting.
- So - OK, yeah.
The beer guy said he could do us a deal, but whatever, sorry for interrupting.
Er Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What kind of deal? All the beer we need for a cheaper price.
But he said he didn't want to negotiate and he hates Lewis.
Yeah, I talked him around.
So just like that he's gonna help us out? Yeah, we just go to his office, and iron out the details there.
Oh.
Neddy.
You are a lifesaver.
Employee of the month right there.
Hey, wait up, I'll come.
- What? You don't trust us? - No, just want to come.
Bags front seat.
(LAID BACK MUSIC) I just gotta pick up something.
Hey, Lewis, I don't have time for this.
It's a pit stop.
You wanted to come.
You ought to cut the old man some slack.
He's your old man now, is he? He's an old man.
He just had a heart attack.
Don't you think you guys should maybe take it easy? What do you want me to do, mate? You want me to put him to bed on time? Yeah, I do.
Like you can talk.
You were bad boy Justin Baynie.
Huh.
Yeah, I nearly wrecked my life.
But you know what? None of my party mates stuck around.
It's a good thing I'm not Lewis' mate then.
See, the truth is, Baynie, I'm the only one that's sticking by him.
He needs some support.
Getting a bloke blind drunk every night isn't support.
Neither is standing around judging him.
Hey, you don't even know him.
Maybe you don't.
Everything all right? - Yep.
- Yep.
You didn't break in and steal that thing, did ya? Course not.
There's a spare key under the mat.
Anyway, it's mine.
She forfeited any ownership of this vase when she laughed at it.
Strap it in for me, will ya? Mate, this is an ugly vase.
(UPBEAT MUSIC) Me and Gemma didn't even like each other from the start.
You didn't like her.
Yeah, the point is, I can't stay there with my step mum.
Ex-step mum.
She's more than that, Phoebe.
She was there for you when you needed her.
She doesn't need me.
Besides, it's not a good environment to raise my child in.
- People fighting all the time.
- No! Guys, stop throwing food.
Just don't make a decision until you've really thought it through.
OK? Have you thought through what you're wearing to your job interview? I don't know.
It can't be anything too corporate, it's not that kind of place.
Sounds promising.
I need to stay employed.
It's the beginning of my career.
Conveyancing? I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
I'm 25 and an unemployed housewife.
Come on, it's been like a week, hasn't it? Stop it! Zac, Jacob, I said stop throwing food and get the cups.
Tilly.
Wow.
You sound like a real mum.
And I'm an executive.
How tables have turned.
Really? Again? (SCOFFS) OK, Lewis.
OK, you guys are talking divorce.
I'm thinking maybe the vase shouldn't be on the top of the list of things to deal with.
Well, it's mine, he gave it to me.
So you want it because he gave it to you? Or you want it because you don't want him to have it? One's positive, one's negative.
He did break into my house, I told you that.
With the spare key.
Answer the question.
Well I don't want him to have it.
I don't want him to have anything.
I want him to be miserable.
OK, that is a little bit negative.
Well you told me to be honest.
Or am I just being petty? Just stay calm, stay amicable.
You have absolutely no control over Lewis' behavior, but you do have control over your own.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm not going to let him rile me.
No retaliations.
Absolutely.
Starting from now.
Gemma, what have you done? (LIGHT ROCK MUSIC) Look, I don't think we can put it in the auction.
This is no reflection on your artistic skill.
It's just the subject matter's, um inappropriate.
It's just Is that to scale? Oh, yeah.
I walked in on Mr Crabb in the shower.
Accidently.
I don't think we can use it.
You don't have a choice.
Mrs Crabb said to say, "Tell Mark I'll kill him if he doesn't put it in the auction.
" See? She wanted me to underline "kill".
Lewis will kill me if I put it in the auction.
I think Mrs Crabb's scarier.
Do you like the composition, contrast? Yeah, I think you really caught the eyes.
- That's the hardest part.
- I think I need Kane on this one.
Kane! Pub with no beer.
And no Kane.
Mmm! This is, um it's an interesting combination with the steak and capers.
You don't like capers? No, no, I like them, I'm just, um I'm putting them aside for later.
I like it, it's good.
Well eat up, got dessert to come.
There's about 30 seconds until these two come in.
Daddy.
How come you didn't find us? We were hiding for ages.
I'm sorry, you guys were just too good.
We looked everywhere, but we just couldn't find you.
We're getting sick of hiding.
Mm.
Not much of a romantic lunch.
Here's to pupil free days.
(PHONE RINGS) Just Yeah, sorry, just Don't.
You good? Ah, got it, yeah.
Mark? I need you to pick up a bunch of stuff for the auction.
I'm kind of busy right now.
Me, too, manning the pub alone.
Trying to convince grown men to drink Cosmos.
Can't you pick this stuff up at another time? Well, I said we would, so no! (HEAVY SIGH) Can we do this another time? Found you! We heard your phone.
- What are we doing here? - Picking up the beer.
Yeah, I thought we were getting it from the brewery and the kegs over in Footscray? This deal is legit, isn't it? The bloke said he could get us cheap beer.
Lewis, you know this is gonna be semi-legal at best? Let's just wait and see what the deal is.
If it's dodgy, we walk away.
Smart man.
You're not worried someone's actually going to steal that thing, are you? They might.
It's a nice vase.
(TRAIN RATTLES IN DISTANCE) MAN: I've got two more deliveries today and I'm coming straight home.
Milk and bread.
Right, yep, no problems.
Oh, he's bored witless.
You know? I don't know why you couldn't have Yes.
No, no, yeah, all right.
I love ya, honey.
Bye.
Fellas! You found your way.
It's my boy, Kaleb.
Say gidday, Kaleb.
Bloody pupil free days, eh? So, you calm down, punchy? I'm kidding.
It's all good.
Beer I'm ya man.
Take a seat.
- This is dodgy.
- Shhh.
It's fine, mate.
Let's get out of here.
What have you got? Stella, put the pasta maker back.
Kids in the car, please.
Why is this the pub's business? The parents were supposed to drop this stuff off.
It's all right, we offered.
Just turn around a bit.
No, no, I am turning, but do the wheels come off? No, no, we tried that, just turn it a bit more, just yuk! (MOWER CRASHES) - Oh! - Argh! You OK? No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm so sorry.
(STRAINS) Daddy, I need to wee.
For 20 kegs, you won't get a better price than that.
Sorry about that noise.
He's a bit keen, he's got his tennis try-outs tomorrow.
He's aiming for division three this year.
I've got a question.
Where's the beer coming from? Well, he works for the brewery.
So it's brewery beer, right? Yeah, yeah, came out of a brewery.
Right.
Hey, ah can we have a quick word? Excuse us for a sec, Rog.
Nice vase.
That's what I reckon.
Yeah.
You know this beer is stolen, right? You can't prove that.
We need these kegs.
A: there is no "we", you're not part of anything, and B: why do you care? Well we're the ones that stuffed up, I want to fix this.
(PHONE CHIMES) Look, I've got to get home.
We're not buying anything here.
Are we? Can we get a move on? You guys need to clear out of here before the other truck drivers knock off and get back, so how many kegs do you want? None.
We're going to pursue a more legitimate avenue.
Yeah.
You calling me a crook? No, hang on, Rog, he's not doing that.
Kaleb, can you go and practice outside for a minute, please? You calling me a crook in front of my boy? I'm doing you blokes a favour.
I don't have to sell to you.
You come in here and insult me.
No, he didn't mean to insult you.
Eh, thanks.
Sorry, mate.
Hey, Luce.
Yeah, yeah, everything's sorted, I'm coming home now.
OK.
See you soon.
Bye.
Bags front seat.
We could've had all the beer we needed cheap.
Yeah, well maybe that's how you do business, but not us.
Hey.
Where's the vase? You left it inside.
Hey, what are you doing? I've got to get home.
I've gotta get that vase.
No you don't! Gotta give it back to Gemma.
She doesn't even like that thing.
That's not the point.
- Well give us the keys then.
- How are we supposed to get home? - I don't care, get a cab.
- You get a cab.
I'll only be a couple of minutes.
Hey, Lewis, forget about the vase, you've already blown it, your marriage is over.
My marriage is not over.
I shouldn't have said that, all right? I just gotta get home.
Can I have the keys? You get a cab.
There's this animal inside me and just makes me want to smash everything.
I try to act civilised and I have for the past ten years, but you know what? Just lately it's out of control.
Know what I'm saying? I hear ya.
But, sounds like you brought it on yourself.
You've gotta take responsibility, that's the first rule in a relationship.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
If I can get that vase back to my wife, she'll see I'm amicable.
I can be the man she wants me to be.
Which vase are we talking about? The vase I left here.
Oh, I didn't see a vase.
Come on, mate.
I'm sorry we stuffed you around with the beer, but this is important.
This is my marriage.
I wish I could help ya.
Find any places you like? Yeah, found a couple that were OK.
You can stay here, you know.
We can rearrange the place, you can have the whole of upstairs, be loads more space.
Mmm, no, thanks, but it's just better if we go.
OK.
The offer stands.
I can see what you're doing.
Ah cleaning up after you and Gem? Breaking up before you get broken up with.
Tried the same thing with me.
But no one wants to break up with you, Phoebes.
Gemma wants us to stay.
And I think she needs us to.
You're so full of crap.
(ENERGETIC MUSIC) Lucy.
Please tell me you're five minutes away, I've got my interview.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm about to catch a cab.
Boys, out of the kitchen.
Go.
Um where are you? - "Yeah, I'm five minutes away" - (CALL BREAKS UP) Justin? Hello? Hello.
Actually more like 10, 15, just depends.
Lucy.
Hello? Hello? Oh, no.
What's that? 40 love? You're getting better, mate.
There it is.
Oh, he's got him! Well played.
Good boy.
I'm gonna go.
Hey.
Don't hurt yourself.
(STRAINS) Ned.
(STRAINS) Ned! Ned, I'm stuck! (STRAINS) Hey, little fella.
Couldn't give us a hand, could you? Hey.
Hey, no, wait a minute, that's not Ah! No! - Ah! - You right? No! No! No! (THUMP) Argh! Hey! Hey! Hey, stop that! Run, just run, just run! Wait.
Don't stop! Run! Run left, right! Keep running, he's just kid! Knock him down! Just run! Just run, just run! Go to the door.
Stop that.
This is not how we do business.
JUSTIN'S RECORDED MESSAGE: "Hey, this is Justin, leave a message.
" Shoot.
You're big boys.
You can sit quietly and play on the mat until dad gets back, right? Where are you going? I have a job interview.
I am very late.
But, Dad is on his way.
You promise to sit on the mat and not move a muscle? Is that a Santa promise? No presents if you break it.
OK, this is Aunty Gemma's number.
Call her if you need to.
I love you.
You sure you're OK? Bye.
(DARK MUSIC) Justin, it's 1:53, I've got to go.
I've left the boys playing trains, they've got Gemma's number.
I'm really, really sorry, I really have to go.
Hey, what are you building? It's a skyscraper.
(SMOKE ALARM RINGS) Boys?! Lucy! (FIRE CRACKLES) Boys! Shit! (GRUNTS) (ALARM CONTINUES) Lucy! Hey! Boys.
(COUGHS) Hey.
Are you all right? Are you boys OK? We didn't want to stay on the mat.
It's not fair if we don't get to have Christmas.
Hey, you're not in trouble.
Where's Lucy? She had to go.
- (PHONE BUZZES) - Oh.
Sorry.
What was the question again? Um strengths and weaknesses.
Oh, right.
OK.
So weaknesses.
I have kids, which means occasionally I'm mostly punctual, but I'm working on that.
(PHONE VIBRATES) And, ah, strengths have to be that I'm calm under pressure.
(PHONE VIBRATES AGAIN) I'm like a rock.
You wanna get that? Just so they stop calling.
OK.
Thanks.
I'm in the middle of the interview.
(DARK MUSIC) What? Say something.
They could've died.
You said you said that you were five minutes away and I had to go.
- You were supposed to be their mother.
- But I'm not.
I'm not their mother.
Am I? And I'll never be, because I know you.
And after this you will never forgive me.
Where's his nose? What's he doing? What's he doing? Where's his nose? Here he is.
(LAUGHS) You're not eating his nose! - He missed you while you were away.
- Aw, the feeling's mutual.
Hey.
He said your name all the time.
We have the same name.
So, maybe he's talking to himself.
Nah I taught him how to say grandma.
He couldn't really it, he just said "bum".
But that doesn't really matter anymore, cause I'll have to teach him to call you something else.
Cause once you guys are divorced you'll no longer be my, um my step mum, or his grandma.
Phoebe, of course I will.
I don't want you guys to split up.
I don't see whatever choice I've got.
You know, I'm stuck.
I don't want to lose you, I don't want to lose Gem, or Ryan.
Please stay.
Please? What's going on? Nothing.
You guys ready for the auction? (SIGHS) Mm-hmm.
And, um by the way, we're not moving out.
Gemma needs us to stay.
Yes! We're staying! Woo-hoo! (GIGGLES) OK, I'll get the pram.
Come on, buddy.
Come on.
It's a good think you're doing, mate.
Thanks, Neddy.
We'll be back in a sec, I'm just gonna grab my stuff.
I can explain.
You broke back in to do that? No.
I was returning it.
Where'd they come from? Why? What's the matter? That beer's stolen.
You stole beer? Hang on, we're not thieves, OK? We bought the beer that may have fallen off the back of a truck.
- Justin, I know you're not happy - But we had no choice, mate.
Honestly, we didn't.
You know, things were getting out of hand, it was about to turn ugly.
Well as long as you're all right, mate.
He threatened the vase.
He wouldn't let us go unless we bought the beer.
We can't serve this beer.
You're not gonna get rid of it.
Oh.
One of your one of your partners only meetings? I get it.
All right, I'll just go mop something.
(SIGHS) Well, we need beer.
Cocktails aren't cutting it.
You know what? Do whatever you want, I've got bigger things to worry about than beer.
Hey.
(SIGHS) Got a minute to talk? Today is getting better and better.
The auction's about to start, my new date shirt got ruined, and now we're selling illegal beer.
So, if you don't mind, can we just get this done quickly? If you want to be friends, it's OK, I understand.
What? First dates are meant to be exciting, we moved a lawnmower.
Do you know how hard it is to find a guy that you can move a lawnmower with? I had a really good time today.
You did? I'm a dad.
I want to hang out with my kid, I want to do daggy things.
Go grocery shopping, sausage sizzles, if I'm feeling really crazy, get my face painted.
That is crazy.
And today I got to be a part of your real life and I really liked it.
I did lie to you about one thing though.
Can't stand capers.
- I'm not sure how I feel about this.
- I didn't know he was gay.
Kane? Will.
(UPBEAT MUSIC) Ah, to the auction.
Now we're doing very well, but I think we can actually do a little bit better.
Ah, Miss Looby is here and we wouldn't want to disappoint her because we know OK.
The next, um, auction item.
Um the crumpet toaster.
Who amongst us doesn't need a crumpet toaster? So let's, um, shall we start the bidding at say $10? Justin should have stayed home.
Five?! I was the one that walked out the door for a job I didn't want.
Yeah, well, at least the kids didn't get hurt.
- That's the main thing.
- No, the kids weren't hurt.
It's, um, obviously it's a family size crumpet toaster, so if you like a hot crumpet I think he was trying to return it, but accidently smashed it.
I don't think either of us can ever be amicable.
Maybe you can't.
I had a lot of boyfriends before Mark.
Most of them I'm still friends with, but there were two who I never spoke to again.
What? Because they hurt you? Cause I was really in love with those two.
And sold for $30.
Ah, um, um, well now we have a very, very special, um (LAUGHTER) treat.
It's, um our very own Lewis Crabb, ladies and gentlemen.
If anyone would like to, um, take a piece of him home tonight.
Can I have an opening bid? $25.
(LAUGHS) $25, that's a very generous bid.
What the hell is going on? $30.
40.
$40.
Come on, mate, it's for a good cause.
$40.
Do I have any, any raise on $40? $40.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think what we have here is called a bidding war.
(LAUGHTER) Any rise on 90? $350.
$400.
Um 400 going once.
(WHISPERS) Say sold.
400 going twice.
Sold! To Lewis Crabb, the man himself.
Ladies and gentlemen, get your cameras out, if want you to appreciate it, now is the time to (APPLAUSE) Congratulations, Lewis.
Um, well that brings us to the end of our auction, and we have made so far approximately $1438.
Oh.
Gives yourselves a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
That is a fine, fine effort.
Um Who made the allegation? What does that matter? Is it true? (LAUGHS) Of course not.
Mr Oliver, you're the licensee.
I'm asking you.
Is that beer stolen? - W I - That's what I thought.
I'm penalising this establishment.
Oh You want to challenge it, I'll launch a full investigation.
No, no, no, we'll cop the points.
That only leaves us with three.
He's got nothing.
You don't need to cop that.
You're out of control.
Oh, I'm sorry if my marriage breakdown is inconveniencing you.
My kids nearly died today because of you two clowns.
What? I shouldn't have gone with you, I should've just let you go.
- Justin, what are you talking about? - It doesn't matter.
I made the mistake of backing him instead of looking after my own family.
You're right.
I don't know him.
(KNOCK ON DOOR) This is yours.
I know you hated it to start with and you probably still do, it's junk now.
But I glued it back together and I want you to have it.
Why? Because I bought it the day I realised I loved you.
And I still do.
And I'll be right here if you ever change your mind.
I'm getting a lawyer.
For the divorce.
I can't be amicable.
It's you and me.
You know? Sorry.
Thanks for the vase.
Good night, love.
If I tell you Part of my story Would you try to Just play along Life's too short to Worry and quarrel Whether your right, or whether your wrong I have struggled I have been tired Well I sometimes wonder - Hey.
- If I'm even alone Got the job.
Just got an email from my new boss.
He said he couldn't be bothered interviewing anyone else.
If I've been arrow by arrow Time by time you Look Justin, I don't Marry me.
What? Will you marry me? Whether you're right or Whether you're wrong Whether you're right or Whether you're wrong