K.C. Undercover (2015) s03e09 Episode Script

1 Previously - Where are you going? - To see my boyfriend Brady.
Your what? Did you see this cute necklace he got me? I just found out KC's at a truck stop in Knoxville.
Yeah, I'm flying there now to intercept the dilithium before she can get it.
Hey, you know where I can get some dilithium? I feel like every single mission I've been going on lately, somebody's just one step ahead of me.
What happened to your face? Oh, nothing.
I was playing with my cat, and he scratched me.
I'll pay for this one.
Oh, he'll pay, all right.
He'll definitely pay.
Hey, bro, I need to talk to you, and I gotta do it quick because, well, he's about to be here.
I figured out who's sabotaging all my missions.
It's Brady.
Brady's the mastermind? If he's so smart, why is he dating Marisa? She still writes "left" and "right" inside her shoes.
Yet she still puts 'em on wrong.
Poor thing, she doesn't even know he's just using her to get to me.
Ooh, I cannot wait to take down that slimy, good-for-nothing handsome, hilarious man.
That is Brady.
We were just talking about you, Brady.
Well, I do like what I'm hearing, so feel free to keep going.
Well, how about you guys pick out a movie.
Ooh, maybe we should watch something fun where the bad guy gets thrown in a wood chipper.
I don't care, as long as If I wanted to read a movie, I'd get a book.
Ernie, could you help me with the snacks, please? Um, but I What makes you think it's him? I scratched a masked guy on the last mission.
Brady has the exact same scratch on the exact same cheek.
I wanna see it.
- Hey, Brady! - Huh? - Nothing.
I totally saw it.
I bet Marisa's spilling everything you tell her.
She's my best friend.
Why would she betray me? Maybe she's doing it unwittingly.
Uh, my shoes are on the wrong feet again.
Yeah, that sounds like her.
Wait a minute, that necklace he gave her.
I bet you he bugged it.
He's been listening to all of our conversations.
If he's been listening, I'll give him something to listen to.
Oh, when danger comes for you You know I'll stand beside you 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire Don't tell nobody, tell nobody I'm not perfect So many things I wanna tell you But I, I, I, I keep it undercover Livin' my life, on red alert Doin' my thing, gonna make it work Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless But I always got your back Nobody can do it like I can I gotta find out who I am Ain't got to worry about me It's all part of the plan I keep it undercover.
I keep it undercover.
A book, a cup of tea, and some alone time for Mama.
(Knocking on door) - Lori?! - Thank goodness you're here, Kira.
I really need to talk to you.
I'm on my way to Ecuador for a last-minute mission, and I desperately need your help.
Honey, call a car service.
You know I don't drive folks to the airport.
No, my nanny quit at the last minute, - and I need someone to watch Brandon.
- Brandon? His food, diapers and schedule are in the diaper bag, along with his doctor's phone number and my cell.
Is his nanny in there, too? I should be back in a couple of days, a week at most.
You have no idea how much this helps me.
- I don't - Don't worry, he's a perfect angel.
- Yeah, but - Except for when he has colic.
And by the way, he has colic.
Bye.
(Crying) I know, Brandon, I feel the same way.
Time to put some bait on the hook.
Hey, Marisa.
Uh, no offense, KC, but you look worse than usual.
I know, I know.
I just I can't sleep.
I tossed and turned, I have this mission coming up.
I'm just so nervous.
Wait, you're scared of a mission? I mean, I'm not supposed to talk about this, but I know I can trust you.
The Organization developed this new device called the Rain Coat, and it's gonna stop the Storm Maker.
The Rain Coat? Who came up with that name? Okay, who cares about the name? I'm just saying, a rain coast does not stop the rain from falling.
It just hopefully keeps you dry.
The name isn't How about Project Roof? Because with a roof, you are definitely dry.
Unless the roof has a hole in it.
Okay, Marisa, just forget about the name.
I'm just scared because I have to drop off the plans for the Rain Coat Project Roof.
The Rain Coat.
Tonight, in a super scary alley between 19th and Lincoln.
That's the scariest street in the scariest part of all of D.
C.
I know, and I have to go all alone.
I'm just scared that enemy agents are gonna show up and steal the plans and take me out.
- Oh, you mean like on a - No, Marisa, not like on a date.
I don't understand.
Why would the Organization put you in such danger? Can't you just ask for back-up? I tried, but they insisted that I go all alone.
All alone to this scary, scary alley.
AKA 19th and Lincoln.
(Baby screaming) Hey, Judy, how much do you know about taking care of a baby? My brain is an encyclopedia.
I know everything about taking care of babies.
Proper care, emergency procedures, developmental exercises.
Wow, you know more about babies than I do, and I had two of 'em.
Since you're such an expert, I need you to watch this baby.
Oh, no.
I don't touch anything that sits in its own poop.
(Crying continues) Judy, I have a last-minute mission.
I'm putting you in charge.
Everything you need is in his diaper bag.
Is his nanny in there, too? Nobody likes a smart aleck, Judy.
(Crying continues) Two can play at that game, junior.
Waaaah, waaaah! Oh, hey, Dad.
what's up, man? What you doin'? I had some chicken that was about to go bad, so I'm barbecuing it.
And you wonder why I'm a vegetarian, and why no one comes over for dinner.
I'm trying to get out the door.
You going somewhere? Uh, yeah.
I was actually, uh going on a date.
(Raucous laughter) What did you You're going on a date? Did I say date? I meant that I'm going to a part-ay.
You're going to a part-ay? You? Yes, actually.
And the party doesn't start until your girl KC, the party girl, arrives.
Okay? KC Cooper, you are lying.
You come clean, or those chickens won't be the only thing out there with a burned backside.
Okay, fine.
Look The truth is, I found out that Brady's the one who's been sabotaging all my missions, but I set up a trap so I can catch him.
Have you forgotten that not only am I the senior agent in this house, I'm also your father? You don't hide things from me.
And we don't hide things from the Organization.
Well, actually, we do hide things from the Organization, like, a lot of things.
Yeah, we do.
But still, you're not going anywhere without back-up from me.
I already got Ernie for back-up.
Oh, then I'm definitely coming with you for back-up.
Okay, Miss Has-Everything-Figured-Out, Miss Knows-What-To-Do-In-Every Situation, Miss Has-All-The-Answers, what exactly is your little plan? Well, Brady's gonna show up to steal plans for the Rain Coat.
Obviously, he has no idea it doesn't actually exist.
So I'm gonna leave the bag with the plans on the corner, he's gonna come in, he's gonna grab it, and when he does, I'm gonna come out of the window above him, take him out, cuff him, and bring him back to the van while I interrogate him until he tells me where the Storm Maker is.
That's your plan, Miss That actually sounds pretty solid.
I don't know why we needed Dad for that.
For your information, I just completed a target shooting class, - and I came in eighth.
- Out of how many? Seven.
I accidentally shot the first guy.
In the foot, he's fine.
Limps a little.
But the point is, I know how to use this baby.
Although, on second thought, maybe a little extra back-up isn't a bad idea.
(Crying) Who's a cute baby? Who's a cute baby? No, seriously, I'm asking, because it's not you.
(Crying continues) Okay, this one's always popular.
Who's got your nose? Who's got your nose? (Crying continues) Relax, relax, I don't have your nose.
And now, I don't have mine.
(Sighs) What is it, Judy? I'm in the middle of a dangerous mission.
It's this baby.
- Is he sick? - No.
- Injured.
- No.
Just annoying.
It won't stop crying.
I've tried everything.
I fed it, I've changed it, I've rocked it, and nothing's working.
You know who is working? Me! Just deal with it.
I have to meet my Swedish contact.
Things are very tense here.
Hey, Inga, can you go a little lower? Things are very tense right here.
What's that noise? Sorry.
Taco Tuesday leads to Windy Wednesday.
Not that.
Sounded like footsteps outside the van.
For a guy who works in an airtight van, you really need to reevaluate your dietary choices.
- (Clicking sound) - That's weird.
The doors just locked.
Pull up the cameras outside the van so we can see what's going on.
- Ugh, they've cut our power.
- Alert KC.
Our communications are down, too.
- I'm going out there.
- No, Dad, wait, the door might be Booby-trapped.
Impressive entrance.
Hand over those plans.
Yeah, how about I hand over a "no"? You want it? Go get it.
Hey, hey, hey.
I just got these kicks, okay? I don't need your face leaving scuff marks all over them, all right? Thought you can fool me? Well, you didn't, because I know exactly who you are.
You're not who I thought you were.
Who are you, and who do you work for? The Alternate will reign supreme.
The Alternate.
What's the Alternate? The Alternate will reign supreme.
Okay, so if I ask you any question, that's gonna be your answer? The Alternate will reign supreme.
The Alternate will reign supreme.
See, this isn't really going anywhere.
Dad.
Ernie.
Somebody.
Marisa? Please step away from my best friend I repeat, please step away.
I said step away! Stand down.
Let's move.
Oh, I am so glad that is over.
For a second, I thought I was actually gonna have to shoot somebody.
Marisa, I had to break this to you, but you kinda did.
I did, didn't I? What are you doing here? I was worried about you, so I went into your room to take your laser lipstick.
Thought I might have a hard time finding it, but it turns out it's literally the only lipstick you own.
Thank you.
You saved my life.
Marisa! Stop crying.
There's no reason for you to cry.
Ewww! You need your diaper changed again?! Great.
Now there's a reason for both of us to cry.
Ugh! When did you eat something green? How long have you been saving that up? They got a fountain down at the mall that doesn't shoot that high.
I don't know whether to change you, or throw quarters in your diaper.
Agent Kira, I'm sorry to bother you, but this baby - Sick? - No.
- Injured? - No.
But no matter what I do, he won't stop crying.
Judy, I really need you to figure this out.
It's your responsibility.
My hands are full.
Agent, I'm gonna need that file now.
Listen, I want you to take your time.
I am in no rush to get home.
Hey.
Sorry I'm late.
Any updates? Yes, actually.
The Olive Pit has stopped including sausage on their meat lover's pizza.
I mean, how ridiculous is that? Of all the meat lover's pizza meat, sausage is the most beloved.
I was talking about KC.
Oh, no, no, she wouldn't care about this.
She's a vegetarian.
Marisa, trust me, nobody cares about this.
Okay, any new information on the Rain Coat project? Oh, yes, yes.
First, I have reason to believe they are changing the name to Project Roof.
Oh, and don't be mad, but I went to protect KC on her mission, and it's a really good thing that I did, because there is a new group called the Alternate, and they were there, and they almost stole the plans.
Wow.
Which is kinda weird, because how did they know she was gonna be down there? I was the only person I love you, Marisa! I'm sorry, what? I love you.
I know that we're supposed to be just pretending to be a couple for a cover, but I can't help it.
I've fallen in love with you.
Really? Are you sure? Yes.
I love your intelligence.
I love how quick witted you are.
I love how passionate you are about pizza meats.
I love everything about you.
I think you are the most incredible woman that I've ever met in my entire life.
Wow.
Brady, no one has ever said those things to me before.
Sorry, this is all happening so fast.
So you feel it too? I mean, yeah, yeah, I have feelings for you.
I'm sorry, shouldn't we tell the Organization Sh, sh, sh.
Let's not talk about work right now.
Okay, let's just enjoy this moment.
(Unintelligible) I'll take that as a yes.
Don't worry, Dad.
The doctor said you're gonna be okay.
I know I'll be okay as soon as we get home.
Yeah, Dad, we're already home.
Really? Y'all better lay me down on the couch.
You're already laying on it.
Okay, you know what, Ernie? Maybe we should take him back to that doctor.
KC, stop worrying.
I'll be fine soon as we get home and I can lay on the couch.
Hey, we should ask the Organization to bring in Brady.
He took the bait just like you said he would.
Wrong.
We can't even prove that Brady was there tonight.
This is a whole new spy network.
That's huge.
We can't take them on by ourselves.
There's only one person that's close enough to Brady that can help us take down the Alternate.
Brady's nana.
What? No.
No! Marisa.
Yeah, that was my second guess.
Now the success of this entire mission depends on Marisa.
I gotta talk to her and tell her the truth about Brady.
Would you two relax? We'll figure all this out soon as we get home.
Hey, Marisa, I'm really glad you're here.
- I need to talk to you - Me first.
Me first, me first.
Okay.
You're not gonna believe this, but Brady told me he loves me.
Oh.
Uh He did? Yes.
Yes.
And what did you say? Well, I told him I have feelings for him, but I mean, love? We haven't even known each other that long.
Yeah, you don't really know each other that well.
I know.
Which makes this even crazier, because I think I love him, too.
Yay! (Giggling) Why aren't you jumping? Oh, sorry, wasn't I? I'm in love.
Yay! (Weakly) Yay.
Rob, your name's on TV.