Las Vegas s03e09 Episode Script
Mothwoman
Mmm! Let's go.
Yeah! Money plays.
Let it ride.
Hey, baby.
Hi.
I'm Danny McCoy, president of operations.
Oh.
You're cute.
And you're busted.
Okay.
Wait.
We can work out a deal.
No.
I don't make deals with thieves.
I'll let you pet my kitty.
Take her to holding and call Metro.
Let's go.
Every card counter and cheat on the West Coast is at the Montecito.
I've 86'ed a dozen so far.
They all heard Ed quit.
They think we're ripe for the picking.
Let's get everybody on double shifts and get extra eyes on the floor.
- Hey.
- Hey.
I heard Monica gave you Daddy's job.
Yeah.
Does Ed know? - I haven't been able to get ahold of him.
- Steve Wynn flew him and Mom to Macao to check out his new place.
- Really? - Ed wouldn't actually leave Las Vegas, would he? I heard you actually went after Ed's job.
- That's not true.
- Nice work.
- I never figured you'd have the nads.
- You took Daddy's job? I didn't take his job.
He quit.
Remember? Monica's announcement was news to me too.
But I guess that means I have your old job.
Listen.
We need to talk about how things have been running around here.
- I need a few things.
- What you need? I'm short-staffed in a dozen areas.
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Danny and I need to talk man-to-man here.
Listen.
I'm gonna need some new people and equipment- Oh.
! Now we're talking about what you need? Hey.
! In the surveillance room.
These are things- Stop! Stop! Please.
Get back to work.
Now.
Everyone likes Ed better than you.
Yeah.
Keep an eye on that guy on the roulette table.
He's playing a thousand one-dollar bills, and he's just lettin'it ride.
He's won five times in a row on Monica's new no-limits table.
Let it ride.
This guy catches a streak, we're screwed.
Run a check on that guy at the blackjack table.
There's something weird.
I'm on it.
All right.
Thank you.
I need your signature, Mr.
McCoy.
It's Danny.
Danny.
Congratulations on the promotion.
Thank you.
Maybe you'd like to get together later and celebrate.
Thank you for the offer, Cori, but I- It's an open invitation.
All comic book conventioneers please report to the main ballroom.
So you're my new boss.
Yep.
Mmm.
So, uh, if I do this, you could fire me? Yes.
So I won't do that again.
Would you stop that, please.
Yes, sir, Mr.
President.
Stop that.
What was that? Nothing.
Do I have to fire her? No.
She was just fooling around.
I don't need to remind you that that is inappropriate behavior for the president of operations.
Won't happen again.
Okay? Better not, otherwise Delinda's gonna be joining her father on the unemployment line.
Hey.
Whose idea was this comic book convention anyway? Ed's.
Once again proving he's an idiot.
Comic book geeks.
Bad prom date memory.
Erasing it from my mind.
And it's gone.
Did you know that at a recent auction Batman #1 sold for 310,000? Dollars? Yeah.
Who would spend $310,000 on a comic book? These geeks.
These geeks.
And they also spend a lot of money when they come to Vegas, which is why the Montecito hosts the convention every year.
Excuse me, but- What? - Can we have your autograph? Yeah.
Oh, yes.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
There you go.
"Monica Mancuso"? We thought you were Mothwoman.
Do I look like Mothwoman? Do I look like Mothwoman? Actually, there is quite a rese- No.
No.
Excuse me.
Mothwoman.
Get out of my face.
Hi.
Um, I need a room.
Comp, Ms.
Connell? No.
Actually, it's for me.
I'll be staying at the Montecito for a while.
I am the Green Phantom.
! d Boy,you feelin'lucky tonight d d Roll the dice again and let it ride d d Let it ride Let it ride d d You gonna do this one more time d d Hit me again and let it ride d d Let it ride Let it ride d d Are you gonna play tonight d d'Cause Lady Luck is right by your side d d By your side By your side d d Gonna do this one more time d d Hit me again and let it ride d d Let it ride, let it ride Let it ride, let it ride dd Are you sure you're okay? I don't understand.
The wall should have opened up for me.
Take my bags, please.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm gonna have you see the in-house doctor.
I'm fine.
Maybe you should take the mask off so you're a little more comfortable.
No! No one can know my secret identity.
Danny, I just got a call from jake.
He and Mary had a fight.
Mary left.
I tried calling her on her cell a couple times, but she doesn't answer.
I'm a little bit worried.
Jake said Mary was really upset.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am the Green Phantom.
- Actually, your costume's wrong.
- What? Your mask should be less Batman and more Zorro.
Your cape's too long.
Your boots are wrong.
Hike up your pants, for God's sake.
You're supposed to be a superhero.
Listen.
We need to find Mary.
She's here.
She just checked in.
She's on her way to work.
- Did you talk to her? - No.
Haven't had a chance.
Hi.
Hi.
I need your help.
This is unbelievable.
So un-freakin'- believable.
J.
W.
McKeller's dead.
- What? - Who's J.
W.
McKeller? "Who's J.
W.
McKeller?" The biggest casino host in the world.
We need to find his black book.
He's got addresses, phone numbers- information on every whale on the planet.
- Everyone in town's gonna be looking for that.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- Treasure hunt.
Sounds fun.
I'll help.
- Maybe I can be of help.
I am the Green Phantom.
Okay, freak show.
His funeral service is today.
- Yeah.
I'm a little busy.
- What do you mean " a little busy"? - Ed would have taken care of this right away.
- Don't even start with that.
Your roulette player keeps winning at the no-limits table.
- Another one of Monica's bold marketing stunts.
- Who's he? Don't ask.
I am - Shut up! I am the Green - Could you excuse us for a little bit, please? Yeah.
Go save the world.
Okay.
J.
W.
McKeller's black book.
Could be huge for the Montecito.
- This guy's whales could change the bottom line of a casino in a weekend.
- Uh, the guy at the blackjack table is definitely up to something.
He gets up every 17 and a half minutes exactly and returns about a minute later.
Every 17 and a half minutes? Like clockwork.
Where's he go? Uh, he disappears behind the slots.
Danny McCoy.
I need you in the Aston Martin dealership right now.
All right.
I'm on my way.
Okay.
I gotta run.
- No, no, no.
Danny.
Danny.
- Monica needs me.
Bye.
- Mike.
- No.
- Michael.
- Whatever you want, the answer is no.
Who says I want something? Mike.
No.
- Please? - No.
It's just me and you, girl.
Oy.
Mary.
Hey, you.
Hey.
So, I heard about you and Jake.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
If you need anything, you'll let me know? Thanks.
I'm okay.
Okay.
What's up? Perks of the job.
You're giving me this car? I don't want my president of operations driving around in a clunker.
That clunker's a classic.
Why don't you get in and see how a real car feels.
Never had a new car before.
It's not just a new car, Danny.
It's a slice of heaven.
Oh, uh, the tailor will be coming by later to measure you for some new suits.
I'm having a dozen suits made for you.
Wow.
Danny, I don't want you to look at me as just your boss.
How would you like me to look at you? Just another Danny McCoy fan.
Ah.
I've been thinking about changing the name of the Montecito.
To what? The Monica.
Ah.
Of course.
If Steve Wynn can use his name, why can't I use mine? I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
Okay.
I've leveraged the Montecito to expand my holdings.
I'm going on the ultimate Vegas shopping spree.
You buying another property? Buying half this town.
And I want you to be there at my side.
Okay.
Okay.
You know what? I better get back to work.
Thank you for the car.
It will be in your parking space tonight.
And if you're lucky, there'll be something else waiting for you there too.
Okay.
Mmm.
Oh, great.
Every casino host in town is here.
That's so sweet.
They all came to pay their respects.
What a nice little club you belong to.
They're not here to pay their respects.
They're all afterJ.
W.
's black book.
That's not very nice.
Casino hosts aren't very nice people.
But you're a casino host.
Exactly.
Crap.
Oh, no.
Same dress.
Don't worry.
It's just a funeral.
You know her? Myra Gonzalez.
She looks pretty pissed about the dress.
She's my ex-best friend.
What do you mean ex-best friend? We started hosting downtown together.
I moved on.
She's been pissed ever since.
You stole a whale of hers, didn't you? I did not steal a whale of hers.
You kidding me? He liked me better.
Yeah.
Go mingle.
- Okay.
It's good to see you.
Bye.
- So, Sam tells me you and her used to be best friends.
Actually, we were more like sisters.
Really? Until she stabbed me in the back and twisted the knife slowly, then flayed me and poured salt on the open wounds as she cut my heart out.
What a pleasant image.
Not as pleasant as the payback I've spent years planning for that evil little bitch.
Well, it was really nice talking to you.
You too.
Bye-bye.
Not only does he get up every 17 and half minutes but he keeps looking across the casino.
Must be getting signals from a partner.
Well, I've scanned the entire casino.
I can't find who he's lookin' at.
But our bigger problem is this guy at the roulette table.
He's won nine straight passes, doubling his money every time to the tune of $512,000.
He wins one more roll, you do the math.
I've had them slow the table down, but this guy's on a streak.
All right.
Let's shut the table down.
Cancel that order.
If this guy stays on this streak, he's gonna kill us.
Streaks end, and when this one does, I'll get my money back.
I've personally seen red hit 18 times in a row, which, at your new no-limits table and his current doubling rate, that's like- - $262,144,000.
- thousand dollars.
- Thank you for the math lesson.
- Shut the table down.
Or at least put the limits back on.
- He'll lose.
- What if he doesn't? He'll lose.
What is this? It's a list of the employees I want fired.
The ones Ed's been protecting from me.
Right now might not be the ideal time to be letting people go.
Look.
I made a deal with the devil.
Devil's gone.
- Ed.
I'm talking about Ed.
Oh.
Hey.
Wait a second.
Some of these people are close to retirement.
They're gonna lose their pensions, their benefits.
This is how we save money in business, Danny.
Yeah, but- I also want you to take everyone off of double shifts.
That's a cost I don't want to incur.
He just won again.
He's up over a million.
Okay.
Can we please Just shut down the table, Just cut your losses? God, you sound just like Ed.
Put him in a suite.
Let him stay a few days.
He's probably gonna end up giving the money back anyway.
We're gonna reward him for winning? Yes.
That's what we do in Vegas.
Well, Vegas is about to change.
Keep that table open.
The second he loses, kick him out.
If this guy wins a few more rolls, he's gonna own the Montecito.
Yeah, well, maybe a new owner wouldn't be such a bad idea.
Just won again.
That puts him up over two million dollars.
You gotta do something.
Will you marry me? - Yeah.
- He's won 12 straight times, Danny.
That's $4,096,000.
He hits again, that puts him up over eight million.
You're only asking me to marry you because I left,jake.
That's not true.
I love you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Well, I'd settle for an evening together.
Or a weekend once in a while.
Mary, I love you.
And I love you, but I think that- I have to take this.
Yeah.
Of course you do.
Yeah.
The jury's back? Already.
Okay.
Um, be right there.
Sorry.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
Okay.
Whoo-hoo.
! Whoo.
! Whoo.
! Whoo.
! Danny McCoy, president of operations here at the Montecito.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
The Montecito would like to offer you a suite.
I don't need a suite.
I'm on a roll, man.
And one hell of a roll it is.
But as you realize, all streaks come to an end.
Not this one.
The sun, moon and stars are all perfectly aligned.
So is my karma and numerology.
The thousand one-dollar bills are in sequential order, adding up to the magic number.
There is no way I can lose.
Uh, shut the table down.
Sorry, but the table's closed.
Oh, you can't do that.
This-This perfect alignment will never come again.
The table will reopen as soon as we reset the limits.
Your suite will be available to you so you can relax while you wait.
All right? Okay.
Okay.
Escort the gentleman to V.
I.
P.
Check him into his room.
Your money will be secure.
Don't worry.
Right this way, please.
All right, uh- Let's, uh, close the table down for 30 minutes, - then reopen it with a thousand-dollar limit.
- Done.
I smell whales.
I smell embalming fluid.
Some of McKeller's clients are here.
What are you doing? We're gonna go whale hunting.
You're the bait.
Looks like Myra's beat you to him.
- Yeah.
Evil little bitch.
- That's exactly what she called you.
Damn it.
Where is Mary when I need her? Pull out a breast.
What? We need a diversion.
Pull your boob out.
I'm not pulling my boob out.
Just make it look like it fell out of your dress.
You fall out of your dress.
I thought you wanted to help.
Well-Well-Well, I do.
So let a breast breathe.
No.
Just right here.
Just o- Don't you dare touch my boobs.
He's not cheating as far as I can tell.
- Then he's counting.
- I don't know how.
'Cause he doesn't even look like he's paying attention.
What's he looking at? Okay.
Seventeen and a half minutes exactly.
No more bets.
Yeah! Welcome to the Montecito.
Welcome to the Montecito.
- Enjoy your stay.
- Enjoy your stay.
- d Play at the Montecito d - d Play at the Montecito d d Stay at the Montecito d d Stay at the Montecito d d There's shopping and swimming and fine dining too d Sir, I'm Danny McCoy with the- d Montecito's the place to be d d The Montecito Hotel and Casino Whoa, whoa, whoa d d The Montecito Hotel and Casino Whoa, whoa, whoa d Hello, sir? d The Montecito Hotel and Casino Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa dd Sir.
Sir.
Uh- Okay.
Okay.
Hard six.
Oh.
! Oh.
! No way.
! Our blackjack player is an autistic savant.
How can you be certain it's an autism spectrum disorder? He could be scamming us.
I saw Rain Man.
So did I, Danny, but that doesn't qualify me to give a medical opinion about a complex neurobiological disorder.
In order for our player to be a " rain man," if you will, he would not only have to be a highly functioning autistic but possess special skills and a photographic memory.
- He is counting cards.
- Danny, there are fewer than 50 prodigious savants in this entire world that can pull this off.
Well, he's one of'em.
You know so much about him, why does he leave the table every 17 and a half minutes? - He likes Monica's new jingle.
- Nobody likes Monica's new jingle.
He does.
Did you VideoIQ him? Don't you think that's the first thing I tried? - Did you run him through Missing Persons? - No.
Well, why not? Uh, I would have.
Hmm.
Well, I guess that's why I'm the new president of operations and you're not, huh? You're bragging about snaking Ed's job.
Oh.
"Snaking" Ed's jo- I didn't snake Ed's job.
Oh.
Whoa.
That's- Here.
Take that.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Sam Marquez.
Whatever she offered you, I'll match.
I'm not sure you can match what she had to offer.
I'll bet.
- See that girl? Yeah.
She will, uh, date you if you come to the Montecito.
When do I check in? Your limo's waiting outside.
Mm-hmm.
Looks like, uh, his name's Nat Davis.
He disappeared from a North Las Vegas group home under mysterious circumstances.
And there's no way that he did this on his own.
So, uh, let's find out who put him up to it.
Just eighty-six him.
- Monica, somebody's using this poor guy.
- Ask me if I care.
Seriously.
Ask me if I care.
Do you care? No! Eighty-six him! He is listed as a missing person, which means somebody brought him here and is forcing him to play.
Danny, what's going on? I thought we were on the same page.
Kick him out.
If he tries to come back, arrest him for trespassing.
Now, Danny.
Contact Missing Persons and, uh, have him escorted out of the building.
J.
W.
was more than a mentor to me.
Everything I know about casino hosting I learned because ofhim.
She doesn't even know him.
He took me under his wing.
- She's trying to pretend like she's his successor.
- He taught me about personal touch.
Sam, why is that man undressing me with his eyes? Five bucks says she bought that dress before the funeral.
She's gonna take it back right after the funeral, price tag still on it.
J.
W.
was like a father to me.
And I was like family to him.
And it's in times like this that we need to come together as a family.
So, if any of you need to talk, or need anything- dinner reservations, show tickets, club access- Oh, this is war.
Stop.
Sit down.
And now, performing one of J.
W.
's favorite songs, his dear friend, Lola.
And you can catch his act twice a week at Circus Circus.
Bitch.
Skank.
Shh! Shh.
Stop.
Stop laughing.
Bring up the limo.
! d There's shopping and swimming and fine dining too d d The Montecito's the place to be d d The Montecito's the place to be d d The Montecito d d The Montecito dd Hey.
Nat's back.
- What's he doin'? Singing along with thejingle.
Now he's headed back to the table.
What do you want me to do? Nothin'.
- You're not gonna have him arrested? - No.
I'm gonna find out who's putting him up to this and have them arrested.
- Monica's not gonna be happy.
- No, I don't imagine she will be.
You know, that's exactly what Ed would have done.
Yeah.
I know.
And you know when Monica finds out, she's gonna get rid of you Just like she got rid of him.
d Stay at the Montecito d d Stay d d There's shopping and swimming and fine dining too d d The Montecito's the place to be d d The Montecito Hotel and Casino dd The Montecito jingle is his repetitive behavior.
- What? - Autistics have repetitive behavior patterns.
They can be extreme and highly apparent, or more subtle.
Somebody realized that he liked to sing along to this new jingle.
Monica's been playing it on TV day and night.
And it plays every 17 and a half minutes on the casino monitors.
So whoever put him up to this saw that he likes to sing this song and concocted this plan.
My guess is that's how they're keeping him in the casino.
Like an endless loop.
Exactly.
Run a check on all the employees at that group home that he's living in.
You mean hack into their files.
Yeah.
- I'm in.
- Okay.
Uh, anybody got a criminal record? Running a cross-check now.
They're all clean.
Anybody been fired recently? No.
Anybody sick? Anybody on vacation? Two guys on vacation and one called in sick.
All right.
Run 'em through VideoIQ See if any of them are in the casino or anywhere on the grounds.
Then phone down to registration, see if any of them checked in.
I'll be on the floor.
There it is! - There what is? - His black book.
He's being buried with it.
That's genius.
- Go get it.
- I'm not sticking my hand in there.
Just put your hand right in there.
No.
Okay.
I'll do it.
I saw it first.
Back off, bitch.
It's mine! They're just really upset aboutJ.
W.
That's all.
Let go of my hair, bitch.
You let go of my hair.
Candy Lane, followed by Blue Moon, Luck of the Irish.
Along the rail it's- Hey.
Hello.
So how'd everything go with Jake? You guys work everything out? Uh, not really.
Congratulations on your promotion.
Thank you.
You deserve it.
To be honest, I feel like kind of a fraud.
I mean, Ed helped me out with that whole Star of Kashmir thing, but Monica thinks I did the whole thing myself.
Have you talked to Ed? No.
I tried calling him, but Delinda said that he and Jillian are in Macao.
I guess he's thinking about running Steve Wynn's new place.
I can't believe that he would actually leave the Montecito, let alone Las Vegas.
I know.
I've been looking all over for you.
- Hi.
- Hey,Jake.
Danny.
Could you excuse us? Yeah.
Of course.
Uh, I'm in the middle of something anyway.
So- Bye-bye.
Bye.
Marry me.
I'm sorry,Jake.
I can't.
And it's Chucky's jewel by a nose.
! Got him.
Yeah.
The employee who called in sick is on the casino floor.
You got a name? Travis Owens.
Where is he? Slot 15, chair All right.
Cross-check him with that footage of Nat.
Nat walks by Travis on his way to hear the jingle every time.
And he hands off his winnings as he passes.
Oh! Try again.
You know, casinos really don't like card counters.
I'm playing a slot machine, not cards.
So, what do you suppose your boss is gonna say when he finds out that you, uh, called in sick to play the slots, Travis? How do you know my name? Or the police when they find out that you lured Nat to the Montecito to count cards for you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
See, you're lying.
If there's anything that I hate more than liars, it's people who take advantage of the less fortunate.
That really pisses me off.
Only Nat is counting cards, not me.
So there's really nothin' you can do to me.
Really? Even though you're the one that collected his winnings every time he got up from the table? All you can do is throw me out.
Card counting's not illegal.
No, but kidnapping and false imprisonment are.
Kidnapping and false imprisonment? That's right.
He wanted to hear the Montecito jingle, so I brought him here.
And forced him to play blackjack for you, which, with his limited mental capacity, is false imprisonment.
So, out of curiosity, what's Nat's cut anyway? You're going to jail, Travis.
And I'm gonna personally make sure you go for a very long time.
Hey! I am the Green Phantom! Is he all right? Oh, my- Hey.
Hey, bitches.
Hey.
Hey, bitches.
What? What? I am so sure.
Oh- I haven't finished my good-byes.
Me either.
Don't make me hit you.
I got it.
Sorry.
I was overwhelmed by grief.
Me too.
I just hate to see him go.
I should be working that Strip, not you.
You stole that whale from me.
Believe me.
One whale wouldn't have made a difference with you.
You think you're better than me? I know I'm better than you.
Always have been.
Always will be.
You know, Sam? You may work at the Montecito, but I have news for you.
You're still the same "hair color out of a bottle," taco-eatin' bitch you always were.
Your ass has gotten huge.
- Oh, this is not over, Marquez.
- Not by a long shot, Gonzalez.
I'm gonna get that black book if I have to dig up his body to do it.
I cannot believe she gave you an Aston Martin.
Yeah.
Well, that's not all she wanted to give me.
- No.
- Yeah.
- Nice.
- Yeah.
No.
She's our boss.
What are you- Dude, she's got a nice little ass.
It's not a big ol' butt, but still, it's- - Hey.
Uh, speaking of which.
- You shut down the roulette table? Yeah.
I- I made an executive decision.
That cost me over four million dollars! If he hit red one more time it would've cost you eight.
I like to think I saved you money.
Let me guess.
This is something Ed would have done.
Actually, that's what anybody in this town would have done.
- I am not anybody! - No, you're certainly not.
Come here.
Look, Danny.
If you want this relationship to work, you have got to stop acting like Ed.
I'm the boss.
You're my boy.
I'm gonna forgive you for the four million.
Done.
Now, have you fired all the employees I told you to? No, I haven't had the chance yet.
I want that done before the end of the day.
Plus I've added a few names.
Delinda and Mary.
You want me to fire Delinda and Mary? Why? I don't need a reason why, Danny.
But if you want one, Delinda is a Deline.
I am trying to rid myself of all things Ed.
Then why Mary? I don't like her.
Now, why don't you go into your new, beautiful office.
The tailor is waiting for you.
Have your fitting.
You can model it for me later.
I'm off to a charity ball.
Apparently people in Vegas like to pretend like they actually care about each other.
Uh, Tony, do you mind if we do this some other time? Thank you.
Here.
Thanks.
There's a Danny McCoy on the line for you.
He says he's calling from Las Vegas.
- Hello, Danny.
- You still interested in the Montecito? What do you have in mind? The place is ripe for a takeover.
Monica leveraged it to the brink.
That's interesting information, Danny.
What about Sam? I'll deal with her.
You know that you can get into a lot of trouble if anybody finds out that you passed along this information.
Yeah, I know.
I'll think about it, Danny.
- Told you he'd call.
- You realize this is gonna get nasty.
I like nasty.
All right.
Yes, Mr.
Manning.
Get the jet ready.
We're going to Vegas.
Right away, sir.
On his deathbed, Mr.
Taylor, J.
W.
told me to take care of you, and I promised him I would.
I am the Green Phantom.
! Yes.
The Montecito will provide you with everything exactly the way you like it.
Uh, blonde dealer, three-bedroom suite with a Strip view, babysitter for the kids, full spa treatment for your wife, of course, and, um, a shopping spree.
Great.
I'll send the jet.
Dude, no matter how many times you try, the wall is not gonna open up.
But I am the Green Phantom.
No, you're a grown man in green tights.
Now figure it out.
Hey.
Delinda told meJ.
W.
was buried with his black book.
How'd you get it? Hello.
Hi, Mr.
Roth.
Sam Marquez.
The reason I'm calling is J.
W.
McKeller, on his deathbed, asked me personally to take care of you and- and your beautiful wife, Carrie, and your little dogs, Sammi and Marley.
How is little Marley doing? How did you get the book? Sam, how'd you get the book? S- Oh, no.
You didn't.
Hi.
Are you okay? I'm fine.
You sure? I'm sure.
Because you can stay at my place if you want to.
You don't have to- Danny, you don't always have to come running to my rescue.
I'm not running to your rescue.
I'm just - I said I'm fine.
Okay.
And I'm fine.
Okay.
Danny.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Yeah.
Meet me on the roof.
The roof? Now.
Okay.
You've had two marriage proposals, and I can't even get a date.
I am so tired of being a doormat.
You're not a doormat.
Yes, I am.
Maybe it's because you're always looking for love.
And you're not? Yeah.
But I guess I look for fun first, then let love happen.
If it happens.
My whole life I've wanted to be married, and now I've turned down two different guys.
Two different really hot guys.
At least you knew it wasn't right before you got married instead of after.
Well, that's it.
That is it.
No more poor Mary.
From now on, I am gonna be Just like you and Sam.
You mean super slutty? Okay.
Maybe I'll pick two other friends to emulate.
Good idea.
Yeah.
Cheers.
You didn't think I'd find out? What are you talking about? Your little phone call to Casey Manning.
That's what I'm talking about.
You know, Ed Deline is not the only all-knowing, all-seeing person in Vegas.
You bugged Ed's office? Of course I bugged it! I never trusted him.
But you, Danny.
I thought we had something special going on here.
Do you have any idea what you have done? - I'm trying to save the Montecito.
- I'm trying to build an empire! At the expense of a lot of people.
A lot of very good people.
Including Ed.
Would you stop with Ed Deline.
Stop! Don't tell me that when you were in Iraq, you didn't have to sacrifice a few grunts for the overall good of the mission.
That's what I'm trying to do here.
The beauty of Vegas is no one cares who you are.
All you have to have is a dream and the next big idea, which I have.
That's why I want you to come with me, stand by my side.
Because someday, this all will be mi- Oh, my God.
Ow.
Yeah! Money plays.
Let it ride.
Hey, baby.
Hi.
I'm Danny McCoy, president of operations.
Oh.
You're cute.
And you're busted.
Okay.
Wait.
We can work out a deal.
No.
I don't make deals with thieves.
I'll let you pet my kitty.
Take her to holding and call Metro.
Let's go.
Every card counter and cheat on the West Coast is at the Montecito.
I've 86'ed a dozen so far.
They all heard Ed quit.
They think we're ripe for the picking.
Let's get everybody on double shifts and get extra eyes on the floor.
- Hey.
- Hey.
I heard Monica gave you Daddy's job.
Yeah.
Does Ed know? - I haven't been able to get ahold of him.
- Steve Wynn flew him and Mom to Macao to check out his new place.
- Really? - Ed wouldn't actually leave Las Vegas, would he? I heard you actually went after Ed's job.
- That's not true.
- Nice work.
- I never figured you'd have the nads.
- You took Daddy's job? I didn't take his job.
He quit.
Remember? Monica's announcement was news to me too.
But I guess that means I have your old job.
Listen.
We need to talk about how things have been running around here.
- I need a few things.
- What you need? I'm short-staffed in a dozen areas.
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Danny and I need to talk man-to-man here.
Listen.
I'm gonna need some new people and equipment- Oh.
! Now we're talking about what you need? Hey.
! In the surveillance room.
These are things- Stop! Stop! Please.
Get back to work.
Now.
Everyone likes Ed better than you.
Yeah.
Keep an eye on that guy on the roulette table.
He's playing a thousand one-dollar bills, and he's just lettin'it ride.
He's won five times in a row on Monica's new no-limits table.
Let it ride.
This guy catches a streak, we're screwed.
Run a check on that guy at the blackjack table.
There's something weird.
I'm on it.
All right.
Thank you.
I need your signature, Mr.
McCoy.
It's Danny.
Danny.
Congratulations on the promotion.
Thank you.
Maybe you'd like to get together later and celebrate.
Thank you for the offer, Cori, but I- It's an open invitation.
All comic book conventioneers please report to the main ballroom.
So you're my new boss.
Yep.
Mmm.
So, uh, if I do this, you could fire me? Yes.
So I won't do that again.
Would you stop that, please.
Yes, sir, Mr.
President.
Stop that.
What was that? Nothing.
Do I have to fire her? No.
She was just fooling around.
I don't need to remind you that that is inappropriate behavior for the president of operations.
Won't happen again.
Okay? Better not, otherwise Delinda's gonna be joining her father on the unemployment line.
Hey.
Whose idea was this comic book convention anyway? Ed's.
Once again proving he's an idiot.
Comic book geeks.
Bad prom date memory.
Erasing it from my mind.
And it's gone.
Did you know that at a recent auction Batman #1 sold for 310,000? Dollars? Yeah.
Who would spend $310,000 on a comic book? These geeks.
These geeks.
And they also spend a lot of money when they come to Vegas, which is why the Montecito hosts the convention every year.
Excuse me, but- What? - Can we have your autograph? Yeah.
Oh, yes.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
There you go.
"Monica Mancuso"? We thought you were Mothwoman.
Do I look like Mothwoman? Do I look like Mothwoman? Actually, there is quite a rese- No.
No.
Excuse me.
Mothwoman.
Get out of my face.
Hi.
Um, I need a room.
Comp, Ms.
Connell? No.
Actually, it's for me.
I'll be staying at the Montecito for a while.
I am the Green Phantom.
! d Boy,you feelin'lucky tonight d d Roll the dice again and let it ride d d Let it ride Let it ride d d You gonna do this one more time d d Hit me again and let it ride d d Let it ride Let it ride d d Are you gonna play tonight d d'Cause Lady Luck is right by your side d d By your side By your side d d Gonna do this one more time d d Hit me again and let it ride d d Let it ride, let it ride Let it ride, let it ride dd Are you sure you're okay? I don't understand.
The wall should have opened up for me.
Take my bags, please.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm gonna have you see the in-house doctor.
I'm fine.
Maybe you should take the mask off so you're a little more comfortable.
No! No one can know my secret identity.
Danny, I just got a call from jake.
He and Mary had a fight.
Mary left.
I tried calling her on her cell a couple times, but she doesn't answer.
I'm a little bit worried.
Jake said Mary was really upset.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am the Green Phantom.
- Actually, your costume's wrong.
- What? Your mask should be less Batman and more Zorro.
Your cape's too long.
Your boots are wrong.
Hike up your pants, for God's sake.
You're supposed to be a superhero.
Listen.
We need to find Mary.
She's here.
She just checked in.
She's on her way to work.
- Did you talk to her? - No.
Haven't had a chance.
Hi.
Hi.
I need your help.
This is unbelievable.
So un-freakin'- believable.
J.
W.
McKeller's dead.
- What? - Who's J.
W.
McKeller? "Who's J.
W.
McKeller?" The biggest casino host in the world.
We need to find his black book.
He's got addresses, phone numbers- information on every whale on the planet.
- Everyone in town's gonna be looking for that.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- Treasure hunt.
Sounds fun.
I'll help.
- Maybe I can be of help.
I am the Green Phantom.
Okay, freak show.
His funeral service is today.
- Yeah.
I'm a little busy.
- What do you mean " a little busy"? - Ed would have taken care of this right away.
- Don't even start with that.
Your roulette player keeps winning at the no-limits table.
- Another one of Monica's bold marketing stunts.
- Who's he? Don't ask.
I am - Shut up! I am the Green - Could you excuse us for a little bit, please? Yeah.
Go save the world.
Okay.
J.
W.
McKeller's black book.
Could be huge for the Montecito.
- This guy's whales could change the bottom line of a casino in a weekend.
- Uh, the guy at the blackjack table is definitely up to something.
He gets up every 17 and a half minutes exactly and returns about a minute later.
Every 17 and a half minutes? Like clockwork.
Where's he go? Uh, he disappears behind the slots.
Danny McCoy.
I need you in the Aston Martin dealership right now.
All right.
I'm on my way.
Okay.
I gotta run.
- No, no, no.
Danny.
Danny.
- Monica needs me.
Bye.
- Mike.
- No.
- Michael.
- Whatever you want, the answer is no.
Who says I want something? Mike.
No.
- Please? - No.
It's just me and you, girl.
Oy.
Mary.
Hey, you.
Hey.
So, I heard about you and Jake.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
If you need anything, you'll let me know? Thanks.
I'm okay.
Okay.
What's up? Perks of the job.
You're giving me this car? I don't want my president of operations driving around in a clunker.
That clunker's a classic.
Why don't you get in and see how a real car feels.
Never had a new car before.
It's not just a new car, Danny.
It's a slice of heaven.
Oh, uh, the tailor will be coming by later to measure you for some new suits.
I'm having a dozen suits made for you.
Wow.
Danny, I don't want you to look at me as just your boss.
How would you like me to look at you? Just another Danny McCoy fan.
Ah.
I've been thinking about changing the name of the Montecito.
To what? The Monica.
Ah.
Of course.
If Steve Wynn can use his name, why can't I use mine? I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
Okay.
I've leveraged the Montecito to expand my holdings.
I'm going on the ultimate Vegas shopping spree.
You buying another property? Buying half this town.
And I want you to be there at my side.
Okay.
Okay.
You know what? I better get back to work.
Thank you for the car.
It will be in your parking space tonight.
And if you're lucky, there'll be something else waiting for you there too.
Okay.
Mmm.
Oh, great.
Every casino host in town is here.
That's so sweet.
They all came to pay their respects.
What a nice little club you belong to.
They're not here to pay their respects.
They're all afterJ.
W.
's black book.
That's not very nice.
Casino hosts aren't very nice people.
But you're a casino host.
Exactly.
Crap.
Oh, no.
Same dress.
Don't worry.
It's just a funeral.
You know her? Myra Gonzalez.
She looks pretty pissed about the dress.
She's my ex-best friend.
What do you mean ex-best friend? We started hosting downtown together.
I moved on.
She's been pissed ever since.
You stole a whale of hers, didn't you? I did not steal a whale of hers.
You kidding me? He liked me better.
Yeah.
Go mingle.
- Okay.
It's good to see you.
Bye.
- So, Sam tells me you and her used to be best friends.
Actually, we were more like sisters.
Really? Until she stabbed me in the back and twisted the knife slowly, then flayed me and poured salt on the open wounds as she cut my heart out.
What a pleasant image.
Not as pleasant as the payback I've spent years planning for that evil little bitch.
Well, it was really nice talking to you.
You too.
Bye-bye.
Not only does he get up every 17 and half minutes but he keeps looking across the casino.
Must be getting signals from a partner.
Well, I've scanned the entire casino.
I can't find who he's lookin' at.
But our bigger problem is this guy at the roulette table.
He's won nine straight passes, doubling his money every time to the tune of $512,000.
He wins one more roll, you do the math.
I've had them slow the table down, but this guy's on a streak.
All right.
Let's shut the table down.
Cancel that order.
If this guy stays on this streak, he's gonna kill us.
Streaks end, and when this one does, I'll get my money back.
I've personally seen red hit 18 times in a row, which, at your new no-limits table and his current doubling rate, that's like- - $262,144,000.
- thousand dollars.
- Thank you for the math lesson.
- Shut the table down.
Or at least put the limits back on.
- He'll lose.
- What if he doesn't? He'll lose.
What is this? It's a list of the employees I want fired.
The ones Ed's been protecting from me.
Right now might not be the ideal time to be letting people go.
Look.
I made a deal with the devil.
Devil's gone.
- Ed.
I'm talking about Ed.
Oh.
Hey.
Wait a second.
Some of these people are close to retirement.
They're gonna lose their pensions, their benefits.
This is how we save money in business, Danny.
Yeah, but- I also want you to take everyone off of double shifts.
That's a cost I don't want to incur.
He just won again.
He's up over a million.
Okay.
Can we please Just shut down the table, Just cut your losses? God, you sound just like Ed.
Put him in a suite.
Let him stay a few days.
He's probably gonna end up giving the money back anyway.
We're gonna reward him for winning? Yes.
That's what we do in Vegas.
Well, Vegas is about to change.
Keep that table open.
The second he loses, kick him out.
If this guy wins a few more rolls, he's gonna own the Montecito.
Yeah, well, maybe a new owner wouldn't be such a bad idea.
Just won again.
That puts him up over two million dollars.
You gotta do something.
Will you marry me? - Yeah.
- He's won 12 straight times, Danny.
That's $4,096,000.
He hits again, that puts him up over eight million.
You're only asking me to marry you because I left,jake.
That's not true.
I love you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Well, I'd settle for an evening together.
Or a weekend once in a while.
Mary, I love you.
And I love you, but I think that- I have to take this.
Yeah.
Of course you do.
Yeah.
The jury's back? Already.
Okay.
Um, be right there.
Sorry.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
Okay.
Whoo-hoo.
! Whoo.
! Whoo.
! Whoo.
! Danny McCoy, president of operations here at the Montecito.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
The Montecito would like to offer you a suite.
I don't need a suite.
I'm on a roll, man.
And one hell of a roll it is.
But as you realize, all streaks come to an end.
Not this one.
The sun, moon and stars are all perfectly aligned.
So is my karma and numerology.
The thousand one-dollar bills are in sequential order, adding up to the magic number.
There is no way I can lose.
Uh, shut the table down.
Sorry, but the table's closed.
Oh, you can't do that.
This-This perfect alignment will never come again.
The table will reopen as soon as we reset the limits.
Your suite will be available to you so you can relax while you wait.
All right? Okay.
Okay.
Escort the gentleman to V.
I.
P.
Check him into his room.
Your money will be secure.
Don't worry.
Right this way, please.
All right, uh- Let's, uh, close the table down for 30 minutes, - then reopen it with a thousand-dollar limit.
- Done.
I smell whales.
I smell embalming fluid.
Some of McKeller's clients are here.
What are you doing? We're gonna go whale hunting.
You're the bait.
Looks like Myra's beat you to him.
- Yeah.
Evil little bitch.
- That's exactly what she called you.
Damn it.
Where is Mary when I need her? Pull out a breast.
What? We need a diversion.
Pull your boob out.
I'm not pulling my boob out.
Just make it look like it fell out of your dress.
You fall out of your dress.
I thought you wanted to help.
Well-Well-Well, I do.
So let a breast breathe.
No.
Just right here.
Just o- Don't you dare touch my boobs.
He's not cheating as far as I can tell.
- Then he's counting.
- I don't know how.
'Cause he doesn't even look like he's paying attention.
What's he looking at? Okay.
Seventeen and a half minutes exactly.
No more bets.
Yeah! Welcome to the Montecito.
Welcome to the Montecito.
- Enjoy your stay.
- Enjoy your stay.
- d Play at the Montecito d - d Play at the Montecito d d Stay at the Montecito d d Stay at the Montecito d d There's shopping and swimming and fine dining too d Sir, I'm Danny McCoy with the- d Montecito's the place to be d d The Montecito Hotel and Casino Whoa, whoa, whoa d d The Montecito Hotel and Casino Whoa, whoa, whoa d Hello, sir? d The Montecito Hotel and Casino Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa dd Sir.
Sir.
Uh- Okay.
Okay.
Hard six.
Oh.
! Oh.
! No way.
! Our blackjack player is an autistic savant.
How can you be certain it's an autism spectrum disorder? He could be scamming us.
I saw Rain Man.
So did I, Danny, but that doesn't qualify me to give a medical opinion about a complex neurobiological disorder.
In order for our player to be a " rain man," if you will, he would not only have to be a highly functioning autistic but possess special skills and a photographic memory.
- He is counting cards.
- Danny, there are fewer than 50 prodigious savants in this entire world that can pull this off.
Well, he's one of'em.
You know so much about him, why does he leave the table every 17 and a half minutes? - He likes Monica's new jingle.
- Nobody likes Monica's new jingle.
He does.
Did you VideoIQ him? Don't you think that's the first thing I tried? - Did you run him through Missing Persons? - No.
Well, why not? Uh, I would have.
Hmm.
Well, I guess that's why I'm the new president of operations and you're not, huh? You're bragging about snaking Ed's job.
Oh.
"Snaking" Ed's jo- I didn't snake Ed's job.
Oh.
Whoa.
That's- Here.
Take that.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Sam Marquez.
Whatever she offered you, I'll match.
I'm not sure you can match what she had to offer.
I'll bet.
- See that girl? Yeah.
She will, uh, date you if you come to the Montecito.
When do I check in? Your limo's waiting outside.
Mm-hmm.
Looks like, uh, his name's Nat Davis.
He disappeared from a North Las Vegas group home under mysterious circumstances.
And there's no way that he did this on his own.
So, uh, let's find out who put him up to it.
Just eighty-six him.
- Monica, somebody's using this poor guy.
- Ask me if I care.
Seriously.
Ask me if I care.
Do you care? No! Eighty-six him! He is listed as a missing person, which means somebody brought him here and is forcing him to play.
Danny, what's going on? I thought we were on the same page.
Kick him out.
If he tries to come back, arrest him for trespassing.
Now, Danny.
Contact Missing Persons and, uh, have him escorted out of the building.
J.
W.
was more than a mentor to me.
Everything I know about casino hosting I learned because ofhim.
She doesn't even know him.
He took me under his wing.
- She's trying to pretend like she's his successor.
- He taught me about personal touch.
Sam, why is that man undressing me with his eyes? Five bucks says she bought that dress before the funeral.
She's gonna take it back right after the funeral, price tag still on it.
J.
W.
was like a father to me.
And I was like family to him.
And it's in times like this that we need to come together as a family.
So, if any of you need to talk, or need anything- dinner reservations, show tickets, club access- Oh, this is war.
Stop.
Sit down.
And now, performing one of J.
W.
's favorite songs, his dear friend, Lola.
And you can catch his act twice a week at Circus Circus.
Bitch.
Skank.
Shh! Shh.
Stop.
Stop laughing.
Bring up the limo.
! d There's shopping and swimming and fine dining too d d The Montecito's the place to be d d The Montecito's the place to be d d The Montecito d d The Montecito dd Hey.
Nat's back.
- What's he doin'? Singing along with thejingle.
Now he's headed back to the table.
What do you want me to do? Nothin'.
- You're not gonna have him arrested? - No.
I'm gonna find out who's putting him up to this and have them arrested.
- Monica's not gonna be happy.
- No, I don't imagine she will be.
You know, that's exactly what Ed would have done.
Yeah.
I know.
And you know when Monica finds out, she's gonna get rid of you Just like she got rid of him.
d Stay at the Montecito d d Stay d d There's shopping and swimming and fine dining too d d The Montecito's the place to be d d The Montecito Hotel and Casino dd The Montecito jingle is his repetitive behavior.
- What? - Autistics have repetitive behavior patterns.
They can be extreme and highly apparent, or more subtle.
Somebody realized that he liked to sing along to this new jingle.
Monica's been playing it on TV day and night.
And it plays every 17 and a half minutes on the casino monitors.
So whoever put him up to this saw that he likes to sing this song and concocted this plan.
My guess is that's how they're keeping him in the casino.
Like an endless loop.
Exactly.
Run a check on all the employees at that group home that he's living in.
You mean hack into their files.
Yeah.
- I'm in.
- Okay.
Uh, anybody got a criminal record? Running a cross-check now.
They're all clean.
Anybody been fired recently? No.
Anybody sick? Anybody on vacation? Two guys on vacation and one called in sick.
All right.
Run 'em through VideoIQ See if any of them are in the casino or anywhere on the grounds.
Then phone down to registration, see if any of them checked in.
I'll be on the floor.
There it is! - There what is? - His black book.
He's being buried with it.
That's genius.
- Go get it.
- I'm not sticking my hand in there.
Just put your hand right in there.
No.
Okay.
I'll do it.
I saw it first.
Back off, bitch.
It's mine! They're just really upset aboutJ.
W.
That's all.
Let go of my hair, bitch.
You let go of my hair.
Candy Lane, followed by Blue Moon, Luck of the Irish.
Along the rail it's- Hey.
Hello.
So how'd everything go with Jake? You guys work everything out? Uh, not really.
Congratulations on your promotion.
Thank you.
You deserve it.
To be honest, I feel like kind of a fraud.
I mean, Ed helped me out with that whole Star of Kashmir thing, but Monica thinks I did the whole thing myself.
Have you talked to Ed? No.
I tried calling him, but Delinda said that he and Jillian are in Macao.
I guess he's thinking about running Steve Wynn's new place.
I can't believe that he would actually leave the Montecito, let alone Las Vegas.
I know.
I've been looking all over for you.
- Hi.
- Hey,Jake.
Danny.
Could you excuse us? Yeah.
Of course.
Uh, I'm in the middle of something anyway.
So- Bye-bye.
Bye.
Marry me.
I'm sorry,Jake.
I can't.
And it's Chucky's jewel by a nose.
! Got him.
Yeah.
The employee who called in sick is on the casino floor.
You got a name? Travis Owens.
Where is he? Slot 15, chair All right.
Cross-check him with that footage of Nat.
Nat walks by Travis on his way to hear the jingle every time.
And he hands off his winnings as he passes.
Oh! Try again.
You know, casinos really don't like card counters.
I'm playing a slot machine, not cards.
So, what do you suppose your boss is gonna say when he finds out that you, uh, called in sick to play the slots, Travis? How do you know my name? Or the police when they find out that you lured Nat to the Montecito to count cards for you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
See, you're lying.
If there's anything that I hate more than liars, it's people who take advantage of the less fortunate.
That really pisses me off.
Only Nat is counting cards, not me.
So there's really nothin' you can do to me.
Really? Even though you're the one that collected his winnings every time he got up from the table? All you can do is throw me out.
Card counting's not illegal.
No, but kidnapping and false imprisonment are.
Kidnapping and false imprisonment? That's right.
He wanted to hear the Montecito jingle, so I brought him here.
And forced him to play blackjack for you, which, with his limited mental capacity, is false imprisonment.
So, out of curiosity, what's Nat's cut anyway? You're going to jail, Travis.
And I'm gonna personally make sure you go for a very long time.
Hey! I am the Green Phantom! Is he all right? Oh, my- Hey.
Hey, bitches.
Hey.
Hey, bitches.
What? What? I am so sure.
Oh- I haven't finished my good-byes.
Me either.
Don't make me hit you.
I got it.
Sorry.
I was overwhelmed by grief.
Me too.
I just hate to see him go.
I should be working that Strip, not you.
You stole that whale from me.
Believe me.
One whale wouldn't have made a difference with you.
You think you're better than me? I know I'm better than you.
Always have been.
Always will be.
You know, Sam? You may work at the Montecito, but I have news for you.
You're still the same "hair color out of a bottle," taco-eatin' bitch you always were.
Your ass has gotten huge.
- Oh, this is not over, Marquez.
- Not by a long shot, Gonzalez.
I'm gonna get that black book if I have to dig up his body to do it.
I cannot believe she gave you an Aston Martin.
Yeah.
Well, that's not all she wanted to give me.
- No.
- Yeah.
- Nice.
- Yeah.
No.
She's our boss.
What are you- Dude, she's got a nice little ass.
It's not a big ol' butt, but still, it's- - Hey.
Uh, speaking of which.
- You shut down the roulette table? Yeah.
I- I made an executive decision.
That cost me over four million dollars! If he hit red one more time it would've cost you eight.
I like to think I saved you money.
Let me guess.
This is something Ed would have done.
Actually, that's what anybody in this town would have done.
- I am not anybody! - No, you're certainly not.
Come here.
Look, Danny.
If you want this relationship to work, you have got to stop acting like Ed.
I'm the boss.
You're my boy.
I'm gonna forgive you for the four million.
Done.
Now, have you fired all the employees I told you to? No, I haven't had the chance yet.
I want that done before the end of the day.
Plus I've added a few names.
Delinda and Mary.
You want me to fire Delinda and Mary? Why? I don't need a reason why, Danny.
But if you want one, Delinda is a Deline.
I am trying to rid myself of all things Ed.
Then why Mary? I don't like her.
Now, why don't you go into your new, beautiful office.
The tailor is waiting for you.
Have your fitting.
You can model it for me later.
I'm off to a charity ball.
Apparently people in Vegas like to pretend like they actually care about each other.
Uh, Tony, do you mind if we do this some other time? Thank you.
Here.
Thanks.
There's a Danny McCoy on the line for you.
He says he's calling from Las Vegas.
- Hello, Danny.
- You still interested in the Montecito? What do you have in mind? The place is ripe for a takeover.
Monica leveraged it to the brink.
That's interesting information, Danny.
What about Sam? I'll deal with her.
You know that you can get into a lot of trouble if anybody finds out that you passed along this information.
Yeah, I know.
I'll think about it, Danny.
- Told you he'd call.
- You realize this is gonna get nasty.
I like nasty.
All right.
Yes, Mr.
Manning.
Get the jet ready.
We're going to Vegas.
Right away, sir.
On his deathbed, Mr.
Taylor, J.
W.
told me to take care of you, and I promised him I would.
I am the Green Phantom.
! Yes.
The Montecito will provide you with everything exactly the way you like it.
Uh, blonde dealer, three-bedroom suite with a Strip view, babysitter for the kids, full spa treatment for your wife, of course, and, um, a shopping spree.
Great.
I'll send the jet.
Dude, no matter how many times you try, the wall is not gonna open up.
But I am the Green Phantom.
No, you're a grown man in green tights.
Now figure it out.
Hey.
Delinda told meJ.
W.
was buried with his black book.
How'd you get it? Hello.
Hi, Mr.
Roth.
Sam Marquez.
The reason I'm calling is J.
W.
McKeller, on his deathbed, asked me personally to take care of you and- and your beautiful wife, Carrie, and your little dogs, Sammi and Marley.
How is little Marley doing? How did you get the book? Sam, how'd you get the book? S- Oh, no.
You didn't.
Hi.
Are you okay? I'm fine.
You sure? I'm sure.
Because you can stay at my place if you want to.
You don't have to- Danny, you don't always have to come running to my rescue.
I'm not running to your rescue.
I'm just - I said I'm fine.
Okay.
And I'm fine.
Okay.
Danny.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Yeah.
Meet me on the roof.
The roof? Now.
Okay.
You've had two marriage proposals, and I can't even get a date.
I am so tired of being a doormat.
You're not a doormat.
Yes, I am.
Maybe it's because you're always looking for love.
And you're not? Yeah.
But I guess I look for fun first, then let love happen.
If it happens.
My whole life I've wanted to be married, and now I've turned down two different guys.
Two different really hot guys.
At least you knew it wasn't right before you got married instead of after.
Well, that's it.
That is it.
No more poor Mary.
From now on, I am gonna be Just like you and Sam.
You mean super slutty? Okay.
Maybe I'll pick two other friends to emulate.
Good idea.
Yeah.
Cheers.
You didn't think I'd find out? What are you talking about? Your little phone call to Casey Manning.
That's what I'm talking about.
You know, Ed Deline is not the only all-knowing, all-seeing person in Vegas.
You bugged Ed's office? Of course I bugged it! I never trusted him.
But you, Danny.
I thought we had something special going on here.
Do you have any idea what you have done? - I'm trying to save the Montecito.
- I'm trying to build an empire! At the expense of a lot of people.
A lot of very good people.
Including Ed.
Would you stop with Ed Deline.
Stop! Don't tell me that when you were in Iraq, you didn't have to sacrifice a few grunts for the overall good of the mission.
That's what I'm trying to do here.
The beauty of Vegas is no one cares who you are.
All you have to have is a dream and the next big idea, which I have.
That's why I want you to come with me, stand by my side.
Because someday, this all will be mi- Oh, my God.
Ow.