Lip Sync Battle (2015) s03e09 Episode Script
Jay Leno vs. Craig Ferguson
1 - Oh! - (rock music playing) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like Robin Hood Well, it's plain to see You were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (thuds) (cheering) Chrissy: Once the battle starts, he never stops.
Get loud for your host, LL Cool J! Yeah! Lemme hear you say, "Yeah!" - Crowd: Yeah! - Now scream! (crowd screaming) Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
Now, before we bring out our battlers, I gotta bring out the flavorful female who's always unbelievably unpredictable.
Our colorf colorful commentator with flavor, Miss Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare And stare and stare - Chrissy.
Go, Chrissy.
Go, Chrissy.
- Hi.
- LL: Go, go, go.
- Chrissy: Stop.
So, tonight is gonna be nothing short of amazing.
What can we expect? Oh my god, we have two late-night legends - battling it out.
Guys.
- (cheering) Absolutely.
LL, you know I love it when a comedian is here, and we have two.
I'm dying.
I'm so excited.
Absolutely.
Let's so, are we ready, Chrissy? - I'm so ready.
Are you ready? - A'ight, let's get popping.
- Are you ready? - Mm-hmm.
(cheering) - (rock music playing) - Chrissy gonna get up there.
For over two decades, he had us all rolling in laughter as the brilliant host of The Tonight Show, and now he takes us on joyrides inside his extravagant car collection on Jay Leno's Garage.
The one and only Jay Leno.
(cheering) And another super-talented stand-up comedian.
A late night star, he won an Emmy for his hit show Celebrity Name Game.
LSB, put your hands together for Craig Ferguson! (cheering) Welcome, guys.
I didn't know there was gonna be sunglasses! I thought you wore the sunglasses.
And you, can you see me? - This is Craig talking! - Oh, Craig Ferguson.
- I can't see! - LL: Oh my god.
- Yeah! He can't see! - I'm trying to be cool! He has changed since The Tonight Show.
Hasn't he changed? - Chrissy: Oh! - He's going all gangster and everything.
- Gangster, that's right.
- Yeah.
(cheering) Okay, so I'm I'm looking at this vibe, and I mean, Jay You just gotta go first, all right? - Yeah.
- All right! - Craig, you have a seat in the VIP.
- Yeah, yeah.
Jay, come on over.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jay Leno! (rock music playing) - Brian: Are you ready, Steve? - Uh-huh.
- Brian: Andy? - Yeah.
- Brian: Mick? - Okay.
Brian: All right, fellas.
Let's go! (laughs) Oh, it's been getting so hard Living with the things you do to me Uh-huh My dreams are getting so strange I'd like to tell you everything I see Ooh Oh, I see a man at the back as a matter of fact His eyes are as red as the sun And the girl in the corner, let no one ignore her 'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one Oh yeah! It was like lightning Everybody was fighting And the music was soothing And they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I want to warn you It'll turn into a ballroom blitz" Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz - (feedback) - (cheering) Jay: Thank you, thank you.
What? - (laughs) - LL: Wow.
Chrissy: Little risk.
Chrissy? Can we talk about the eye makeup? Huh? Yeah, I'm like you were hardcore with the - No, this is how I naturally look.
- Chrissy: You got eyeliner This is a natural thing? On The Tonight Show, they would cover this up.
- (laughs) - This is a tattoo.
- Let me see, let me see.
I want to see it.
- Yeah.
- Oh my god.
- Yeah.
- Chrissy: I know.
- If you'd have done that on The Tonight Show, - you'd still have The Tonight Show.
- That's right, that's right.
- Certainly.
- Chrissy: Craig! - What? What? - Craig, that is mean.
- (cheering) - LL: So, Craig.
- Yeah? - I mean, I know I-I-I I want to I want to change my song.
I didn't know he was gonna be doing that.
No, you cannot change your song.
- Well, let's see what he's got! - Craig: Oh no.
- You wanna see what he's got? - Yeah! - I don't want to do it now.
- All right, Jay, you have a seat - You have eye makeup? - in the VIP.
- Craig, you come over here.
We're gonna see what you got.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- All right.
- Craig.
What song did you choose? Ah, well, it's it's an old family favorite.
I'd ra it's by a young combo called the Ramones.
- They play it quiet.
- A family favorite by the Ramones.
A family favorite by the Ramones.
A little song called I Want to Be Sedated.
- (cheering) - All right.
- Craig Ferguson! - Ah! (rock music playing) Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go I want to be sedated Nothing to do, no where to go, oh I want to be sedated Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go I want to be sedated Nothing to do, no where to go, oh I want to be sedated Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba - I want to be sedated - Hey! Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba - I want to be sedated - LL: Hey! Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba - I want to be sedated - LL: Hey! Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba I want to be sedated - (cheering) - Jay: Yeah! Very good! Very nice.
Give him a pill or something.
Slip him a pill or something.
Here, take your dented mic.
Come on.
- Oh my god.
- Chrissy, what's the prognosis? Ooh, the prognosis is positive - (laughter) - Craig: Is that good? - for excellence.
- LL: Oh, that's kinda what it is.
- Positives are relative.
- I'm afraid you're positive.
Positive for excellence.
Don't worry.
- All right.
Hey, Jay.
- Jay: Yeah? You feel like Craig is trying to knock you out with this one? - What are you feeling with this? - No, it's like the battle of the old white guys, that's what this is.
- Hey! Hey! - Uh-huh.
Jay, Craig, you guys go to the VIP.
- All right.
- To the VIP.
Have a seat in the VIP.
When we return, Jay and Craig take their performance to new heights as we level up! It's Lip Sync Battle, baby.
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go I want to be sedated, nothing We're back with Lip Sync Battle, and our two talk-show titans are bringing the pain.
Now, it's round two, and we're upping the ante to see who's gonna go home with the LSB title.
Before he takes the stage, let's see how Jay prepared himself for the win.
(cheering) (rock music playing) (horn honks) Woman: Good morning.
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
Thank you.
(woman 2 speaks) Sure.
This is more makeup than I wore in the whole 22 years of The Tonight Show.
- Hi, Jeanie, how are you? - Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
"Hi, Jeanie.
" Sounds like a women's product.
- (laughs) - (cheering) Thank you, thank you.
- Gentlemen.
- Yes, sir.
What's the gesture? You guys are going like this, right? - Yeah, on our cross.
- Okay.
Okay, it's better coming out in the beginning.
I think so too.
I think I think that makes total sense.
- Peter.
- Peter, how are you? Nice to see you.
We're gonna start with the face today.
- Woo! - (applause) We'll call you.
We have many people to see today.
Thank you.
- You good? - You know, if I wasn't here, you would be the oldest person to ever do this show.
(both laugh) (man speaks on P.
A.
) The small one higher up.
Hi, guys.
Show people.
- Hey! - How you doing? (woman speaks on P.
A.
) Yeah, if you're going back and forth, - and he's trying to get in.
- Yeah.
- (laughter) - And then funny.
That's great.
- How does this work? - Yeah! Woman on P.
A.
: He'll be on in 15.
- Hey, buddy.
Oh! Oh! - You're going down! You're going down! (mock-screams) (cheering) LL Cool J! (My World Is Empty Without You playing) My world is empty without you, babe My world is empty without you, babe And as I go my way alone I find it hard for me to carry on - Hey! - I need your strength I need your tender touch I need the love, my dear, I miss so much My world is empty without you, babe My world is empty without you, babe I need your love more than before I can hardly carry on anymore My mind and soul have felt like this Since love between us no more exists My world is empty without you, babe Without you, babe, without you, babe (cheering) - LL: Wow.
- Beautiful! - Chrissy: Wow.
- LL: Wow.
Dearly beloved! - Chrissy: Jay.
- Can I get an "Amen"? - (cheering) - Yeah! As we gather in the church of LL Cool J! - Chrissy: Oh, praise LL! - Let us not forget - Praise LL! - why we are gathered her today! - Amen! - LL: Amen, amen, amen.
Chrissy.
Oh my god.
Did Jay just preach his way into your heart? - I'm in the church of Jay Leno, baby.
- Jay: That's right.
I am in it to win it! I will get into your pew.
- Chrissy: Oh! - (laughter) Jay: I don't know what that means.
- Oh my - Jay: No! Yo, Jay, so I know you have an affinity for classics.
- I love Motown.
- You love the classics.
This was like old school.
I mean I like old school, because when I used to watch Diana Ross and the Supremes, she would always be in front and the two other Supremes were always fighting to be and they were always trying to get out there, and she would always (mumbles) So, to me, it was kinda like - Chrissy: Cutthroat.
- It was a tribute.
It was a tribute.
- LL: A tribute to Diana Ross.
- A tribute to Diana Ross.
- Chrissy.
- It's a cutthroat industry.
I do that at all my photo shoots.
- I'm like, "Get" - Woo! - Yeah.
- Sorry.
So, Craig, Jay just pulled out the Supreme performance.
Yeah, it's very it's very nice, and I think the way I was watching Jay dance with these two beautiful, young black men, I think now America can begin to heal.
- Jay: Yeah, it's right.
- Craig: You know? You see Jay doing that, America can begin to heal.
- Chrissy: Yes.
- You hear what I'm saying? All right, Jay, you head on over to the VIP.
(cheering) Jay Leno is trying to croon his way to a victory.
Now Craig Ferguson gets a chance to shut it down.
Who's gonna get it? Craig and Jay.
Find out.
It's LSB.
My world is empty without We back at it.
Jay Leno just gave us a stylish, debonair performance and now let's see how Craig prepares himself for the challenge of winning an LSB belt.
(man speaks) (bleeps), man.
He's always been lording it over me.
He was always Mr.
Tonight Show while I had the crappy one that was on too late, but now this is his time for going down.
Hi! How are you? I'm a hugger.
I gotta hug you! - Are you ready for this? - Yes, I am.
(cheering, laughing) (bleeps) no.
- Hey! - At'll work.
- (laughs) - Have you seen my outfit? So awesome! Craig: Hi there.
How you doing? - What color's my cat? - Your cat is gold, like goldie-orange.
In the industry, we lovingly refer - to these as Beyoncé legs.
- Mm-hmm.
This is what all the young hotties are wearing these days.
- Mm-hmm.
- This is what she wears.
- I've got Beyoncé legs, so - Perfect.
(chattering) - Hey, how you doing? Hi, I'm Craig.
- Hi.
How you doing? This is the only show I've done in years.
The kids are going, "Oh, can we come?" - (woman laughs) - It's cool.
(man speaks) Jay? Yeah, I think Jay's kind of a sad man, really.
Isn't he? This is the first time he's been out since The Tonight Show.
It's like he stays in his house the whole time, just counting his cars.
(music playing) Hey, so I'll be right here on the star.
(effeminate voice) I worked to get to the star, bitch, and this is where I'm gonna be! (cheering) LL: Craig Ferguson! - Oh! - (woman scream) - Craig: Can I have my boots? - That was so much fun.
- That's hilarious.
- So much fun.
Woman on P.
A.
: Please clear the stage.
Man on P.
A.
: Craig Ferguson to the stage.
This is my time to shine Woman on P.
A.
: Here we go.
And applause, please.
(cheers, applause) If you change your mind - Take a chance, take a chance - I'm the first in line Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around If you've got no place to go, when you're feeling down Take a chance, take a chance If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me Gonna do my very best, and it ain't no lie If you put me to the test, if you let me try Take a chance on me That's all I ask of you, honey Take a chance on me We can go dancing We can go walking As long as we're together Listen to some music Maybe just talking Get to know you better 'Cause you know I've got So much that I wanna do When I dream I'm alone with you, it's magic You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair Take a chance on me That's all I ask of you, honey Take a chance on me - (neighs) - (cheering) (mimics neighing) (mimics neighing) LL: Oh my goodness.
Woo.
(chuckles) Yo.
Yo, Chrissy, would you take a chance on Craig? - Are you kidding me? - As you eat sunflowers? So, I no, I just feel so good right now.
It's like everything.
- Yeah, that's right.
- You got the kitty-cat.
- Call it what it is.
- The kitty-cat Call it what it is! It's a pussy! Stroke it! Stroke it! (cheering) The devil has made him dress like this! Yeah! That's right.
You know, what's happening is, well, we're going out later.
- That's right.
That's what.
- And you can all come with us.
- We are the new - (cheering) Thank you.
We are the new Hollywood! (laughter, applause) All right, all right, look, you guys have a seat.
- Craig, have a seat in the VIP.
- Thank you.
Jay, have a seat in the VIP.
When we come back, we'll take it to a vote.
Somebody's walking away with the belt.
Lip Sync Battle! Let 'em hear it! Take a chance on me Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! Jay Leno and Craig Ferguson prove that two legendary comedians are versatile enough to rock the LSB mic.
Make some noise for them! - Chrissy? - Chrissy: Yes? - LL: Are you ready? - Ready, baby.
You're ready? Lip Sync Battle fans, is the champ Jay Leno? (cheering) Or is the champ Craig Ferguson? (cheering) And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Craig Ferguson.
(cheering) LL: That was amazing.
Okay, all right.
- So, Craig, Craig, Craig.
- Oh.
Craig.
Y yeah, let's put that on.
- Oh yeah.
- LL: Yeah, yeah.
You put that kitty-cat thing on and got rocking.
- Pussy always wins, man.
Pussy always wins.
- Yeah.
- (laughs) - (cheering) All right, all right.
The crown has been given, but Jay Leno went out swinging for the fences.
Let 'em know how you feel about what you did tonight, Jay.
Tonight, I had fun.
Thank you.
Look, at the end of the day, much love to Jay and Craig.
One love from me, LL Cool J, my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, knock 'em outta the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L! If you've got no place to go, when you're feeling down If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me Gonna do my very best, and it ain't no lie If you put me to the test, if you let me try Take a chance on me, come on
Get loud for your host, LL Cool J! Yeah! Lemme hear you say, "Yeah!" - Crowd: Yeah! - Now scream! (crowd screaming) Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
Now, before we bring out our battlers, I gotta bring out the flavorful female who's always unbelievably unpredictable.
Our colorf colorful commentator with flavor, Miss Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare And stare and stare - Chrissy.
Go, Chrissy.
Go, Chrissy.
- Hi.
- LL: Go, go, go.
- Chrissy: Stop.
So, tonight is gonna be nothing short of amazing.
What can we expect? Oh my god, we have two late-night legends - battling it out.
Guys.
- (cheering) Absolutely.
LL, you know I love it when a comedian is here, and we have two.
I'm dying.
I'm so excited.
Absolutely.
Let's so, are we ready, Chrissy? - I'm so ready.
Are you ready? - A'ight, let's get popping.
- Are you ready? - Mm-hmm.
(cheering) - (rock music playing) - Chrissy gonna get up there.
For over two decades, he had us all rolling in laughter as the brilliant host of The Tonight Show, and now he takes us on joyrides inside his extravagant car collection on Jay Leno's Garage.
The one and only Jay Leno.
(cheering) And another super-talented stand-up comedian.
A late night star, he won an Emmy for his hit show Celebrity Name Game.
LSB, put your hands together for Craig Ferguson! (cheering) Welcome, guys.
I didn't know there was gonna be sunglasses! I thought you wore the sunglasses.
And you, can you see me? - This is Craig talking! - Oh, Craig Ferguson.
- I can't see! - LL: Oh my god.
- Yeah! He can't see! - I'm trying to be cool! He has changed since The Tonight Show.
Hasn't he changed? - Chrissy: Oh! - He's going all gangster and everything.
- Gangster, that's right.
- Yeah.
(cheering) Okay, so I'm I'm looking at this vibe, and I mean, Jay You just gotta go first, all right? - Yeah.
- All right! - Craig, you have a seat in the VIP.
- Yeah, yeah.
Jay, come on over.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jay Leno! (rock music playing) - Brian: Are you ready, Steve? - Uh-huh.
- Brian: Andy? - Yeah.
- Brian: Mick? - Okay.
Brian: All right, fellas.
Let's go! (laughs) Oh, it's been getting so hard Living with the things you do to me Uh-huh My dreams are getting so strange I'd like to tell you everything I see Ooh Oh, I see a man at the back as a matter of fact His eyes are as red as the sun And the girl in the corner, let no one ignore her 'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one Oh yeah! It was like lightning Everybody was fighting And the music was soothing And they all started grooving Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I want to warn you It'll turn into a ballroom blitz" Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz - (feedback) - (cheering) Jay: Thank you, thank you.
What? - (laughs) - LL: Wow.
Chrissy: Little risk.
Chrissy? Can we talk about the eye makeup? Huh? Yeah, I'm like you were hardcore with the - No, this is how I naturally look.
- Chrissy: You got eyeliner This is a natural thing? On The Tonight Show, they would cover this up.
- (laughs) - This is a tattoo.
- Let me see, let me see.
I want to see it.
- Yeah.
- Oh my god.
- Yeah.
- Chrissy: I know.
- If you'd have done that on The Tonight Show, - you'd still have The Tonight Show.
- That's right, that's right.
- Certainly.
- Chrissy: Craig! - What? What? - Craig, that is mean.
- (cheering) - LL: So, Craig.
- Yeah? - I mean, I know I-I-I I want to I want to change my song.
I didn't know he was gonna be doing that.
No, you cannot change your song.
- Well, let's see what he's got! - Craig: Oh no.
- You wanna see what he's got? - Yeah! - I don't want to do it now.
- All right, Jay, you have a seat - You have eye makeup? - in the VIP.
- Craig, you come over here.
We're gonna see what you got.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- All right.
- Craig.
What song did you choose? Ah, well, it's it's an old family favorite.
I'd ra it's by a young combo called the Ramones.
- They play it quiet.
- A family favorite by the Ramones.
A family favorite by the Ramones.
A little song called I Want to Be Sedated.
- (cheering) - All right.
- Craig Ferguson! - Ah! (rock music playing) Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go I want to be sedated Nothing to do, no where to go, oh I want to be sedated Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go I want to be sedated Nothing to do, no where to go, oh I want to be sedated Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba - I want to be sedated - Hey! Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba - I want to be sedated - LL: Hey! Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba - I want to be sedated - LL: Hey! Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba I want to be sedated - (cheering) - Jay: Yeah! Very good! Very nice.
Give him a pill or something.
Slip him a pill or something.
Here, take your dented mic.
Come on.
- Oh my god.
- Chrissy, what's the prognosis? Ooh, the prognosis is positive - (laughter) - Craig: Is that good? - for excellence.
- LL: Oh, that's kinda what it is.
- Positives are relative.
- I'm afraid you're positive.
Positive for excellence.
Don't worry.
- All right.
Hey, Jay.
- Jay: Yeah? You feel like Craig is trying to knock you out with this one? - What are you feeling with this? - No, it's like the battle of the old white guys, that's what this is.
- Hey! Hey! - Uh-huh.
Jay, Craig, you guys go to the VIP.
- All right.
- To the VIP.
Have a seat in the VIP.
When we return, Jay and Craig take their performance to new heights as we level up! It's Lip Sync Battle, baby.
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go I want to be sedated, nothing We're back with Lip Sync Battle, and our two talk-show titans are bringing the pain.
Now, it's round two, and we're upping the ante to see who's gonna go home with the LSB title.
Before he takes the stage, let's see how Jay prepared himself for the win.
(cheering) (rock music playing) (horn honks) Woman: Good morning.
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
Thank you.
(woman 2 speaks) Sure.
This is more makeup than I wore in the whole 22 years of The Tonight Show.
- Hi, Jeanie, how are you? - Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
"Hi, Jeanie.
" Sounds like a women's product.
- (laughs) - (cheering) Thank you, thank you.
- Gentlemen.
- Yes, sir.
What's the gesture? You guys are going like this, right? - Yeah, on our cross.
- Okay.
Okay, it's better coming out in the beginning.
I think so too.
I think I think that makes total sense.
- Peter.
- Peter, how are you? Nice to see you.
We're gonna start with the face today.
- Woo! - (applause) We'll call you.
We have many people to see today.
Thank you.
- You good? - You know, if I wasn't here, you would be the oldest person to ever do this show.
(both laugh) (man speaks on P.
A.
) The small one higher up.
Hi, guys.
Show people.
- Hey! - How you doing? (woman speaks on P.
A.
) Yeah, if you're going back and forth, - and he's trying to get in.
- Yeah.
- (laughter) - And then funny.
That's great.
- How does this work? - Yeah! Woman on P.
A.
: He'll be on in 15.
- Hey, buddy.
Oh! Oh! - You're going down! You're going down! (mock-screams) (cheering) LL Cool J! (My World Is Empty Without You playing) My world is empty without you, babe My world is empty without you, babe And as I go my way alone I find it hard for me to carry on - Hey! - I need your strength I need your tender touch I need the love, my dear, I miss so much My world is empty without you, babe My world is empty without you, babe I need your love more than before I can hardly carry on anymore My mind and soul have felt like this Since love between us no more exists My world is empty without you, babe Without you, babe, without you, babe (cheering) - LL: Wow.
- Beautiful! - Chrissy: Wow.
- LL: Wow.
Dearly beloved! - Chrissy: Jay.
- Can I get an "Amen"? - (cheering) - Yeah! As we gather in the church of LL Cool J! - Chrissy: Oh, praise LL! - Let us not forget - Praise LL! - why we are gathered her today! - Amen! - LL: Amen, amen, amen.
Chrissy.
Oh my god.
Did Jay just preach his way into your heart? - I'm in the church of Jay Leno, baby.
- Jay: That's right.
I am in it to win it! I will get into your pew.
- Chrissy: Oh! - (laughter) Jay: I don't know what that means.
- Oh my - Jay: No! Yo, Jay, so I know you have an affinity for classics.
- I love Motown.
- You love the classics.
This was like old school.
I mean I like old school, because when I used to watch Diana Ross and the Supremes, she would always be in front and the two other Supremes were always fighting to be and they were always trying to get out there, and she would always (mumbles) So, to me, it was kinda like - Chrissy: Cutthroat.
- It was a tribute.
It was a tribute.
- LL: A tribute to Diana Ross.
- A tribute to Diana Ross.
- Chrissy.
- It's a cutthroat industry.
I do that at all my photo shoots.
- I'm like, "Get" - Woo! - Yeah.
- Sorry.
So, Craig, Jay just pulled out the Supreme performance.
Yeah, it's very it's very nice, and I think the way I was watching Jay dance with these two beautiful, young black men, I think now America can begin to heal.
- Jay: Yeah, it's right.
- Craig: You know? You see Jay doing that, America can begin to heal.
- Chrissy: Yes.
- You hear what I'm saying? All right, Jay, you head on over to the VIP.
(cheering) Jay Leno is trying to croon his way to a victory.
Now Craig Ferguson gets a chance to shut it down.
Who's gonna get it? Craig and Jay.
Find out.
It's LSB.
My world is empty without We back at it.
Jay Leno just gave us a stylish, debonair performance and now let's see how Craig prepares himself for the challenge of winning an LSB belt.
(man speaks) (bleeps), man.
He's always been lording it over me.
He was always Mr.
Tonight Show while I had the crappy one that was on too late, but now this is his time for going down.
Hi! How are you? I'm a hugger.
I gotta hug you! - Are you ready for this? - Yes, I am.
(cheering, laughing) (bleeps) no.
- Hey! - At'll work.
- (laughs) - Have you seen my outfit? So awesome! Craig: Hi there.
How you doing? - What color's my cat? - Your cat is gold, like goldie-orange.
In the industry, we lovingly refer - to these as Beyoncé legs.
- Mm-hmm.
This is what all the young hotties are wearing these days.
- Mm-hmm.
- This is what she wears.
- I've got Beyoncé legs, so - Perfect.
(chattering) - Hey, how you doing? Hi, I'm Craig.
- Hi.
How you doing? This is the only show I've done in years.
The kids are going, "Oh, can we come?" - (woman laughs) - It's cool.
(man speaks) Jay? Yeah, I think Jay's kind of a sad man, really.
Isn't he? This is the first time he's been out since The Tonight Show.
It's like he stays in his house the whole time, just counting his cars.
(music playing) Hey, so I'll be right here on the star.
(effeminate voice) I worked to get to the star, bitch, and this is where I'm gonna be! (cheering) LL: Craig Ferguson! - Oh! - (woman scream) - Craig: Can I have my boots? - That was so much fun.
- That's hilarious.
- So much fun.
Woman on P.
A.
: Please clear the stage.
Man on P.
A.
: Craig Ferguson to the stage.
This is my time to shine Woman on P.
A.
: Here we go.
And applause, please.
(cheers, applause) If you change your mind - Take a chance, take a chance - I'm the first in line Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around If you've got no place to go, when you're feeling down Take a chance, take a chance If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me Gonna do my very best, and it ain't no lie If you put me to the test, if you let me try Take a chance on me That's all I ask of you, honey Take a chance on me We can go dancing We can go walking As long as we're together Listen to some music Maybe just talking Get to know you better 'Cause you know I've got So much that I wanna do When I dream I'm alone with you, it's magic You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair Take a chance on me That's all I ask of you, honey Take a chance on me - (neighs) - (cheering) (mimics neighing) (mimics neighing) LL: Oh my goodness.
Woo.
(chuckles) Yo.
Yo, Chrissy, would you take a chance on Craig? - Are you kidding me? - As you eat sunflowers? So, I no, I just feel so good right now.
It's like everything.
- Yeah, that's right.
- You got the kitty-cat.
- Call it what it is.
- The kitty-cat Call it what it is! It's a pussy! Stroke it! Stroke it! (cheering) The devil has made him dress like this! Yeah! That's right.
You know, what's happening is, well, we're going out later.
- That's right.
That's what.
- And you can all come with us.
- We are the new - (cheering) Thank you.
We are the new Hollywood! (laughter, applause) All right, all right, look, you guys have a seat.
- Craig, have a seat in the VIP.
- Thank you.
Jay, have a seat in the VIP.
When we come back, we'll take it to a vote.
Somebody's walking away with the belt.
Lip Sync Battle! Let 'em hear it! Take a chance on me Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! Jay Leno and Craig Ferguson prove that two legendary comedians are versatile enough to rock the LSB mic.
Make some noise for them! - Chrissy? - Chrissy: Yes? - LL: Are you ready? - Ready, baby.
You're ready? Lip Sync Battle fans, is the champ Jay Leno? (cheering) Or is the champ Craig Ferguson? (cheering) And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Craig Ferguson.
(cheering) LL: That was amazing.
Okay, all right.
- So, Craig, Craig, Craig.
- Oh.
Craig.
Y yeah, let's put that on.
- Oh yeah.
- LL: Yeah, yeah.
You put that kitty-cat thing on and got rocking.
- Pussy always wins, man.
Pussy always wins.
- Yeah.
- (laughs) - (cheering) All right, all right.
The crown has been given, but Jay Leno went out swinging for the fences.
Let 'em know how you feel about what you did tonight, Jay.
Tonight, I had fun.
Thank you.
Look, at the end of the day, much love to Jay and Craig.
One love from me, LL Cool J, my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, knock 'em outta the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L! If you've got no place to go, when you're feeling down If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me Gonna do my very best, and it ain't no lie If you put me to the test, if you let me try Take a chance on me, come on