Lost Girl (2010) s03e09 Episode Script

Babe? Are you okay? I just couldn't sleep.
Another bad dream? Look, I know that I haven't exactly been myself lately.
- It's okay.
- And you have been so patient.
I'm a husband.
That's my job.
I just wanted to be sure before I told you.
Okay, now you're starting to freak me out a little.
For the last few days - I feel like I've been going crazy.
- What's wrong? The things that I have been thinking and seeing I'm pregnant.
Life is hard when you don't know who you are.
It's harder when you don't know what you are.
My love carries a death sentence.
I was lost for years searching while hiding.
Only to find that I belong to a world hidden from humans.
I won't hide anymore.
I will live the life I choose.
3x09 - Ceremony Earlier Hi! I'm Bo.
Mild weather we're having? Hey How you feeling? Like Wile.
E.
Coyote - You? - Yeah, he's fast but Stella says I need him.
- Well, his sweat.
- Right, right At least we're not risking a heart attack for something gross.
He secretes pheromones I need to gain entrance into the Temple.
He's an Oo'Glug.
Didn't Trick tell you? Me and Trick only talk sweat on Tuesdays.
We gangsta like that.
Anyway, not that I don't enjoy this rest but doesn't the most important ceremony - of your life start in like an hour? - Yeah, you're right.
Break's over.
No, I! No, I take it back! We have plenty of time! Where's the ACME company when you need 'em?! Wait! Where'd he go? Okay enough with the chasing.
Phone me Okay Ha! Looks like our boy is about to run out of runway.
This leads straight to a dead end street in the warehouse district.
- Our luck might be changing.
- I'd just like to point out that no escape for him means no escape for us.
Yeah can I have that back? - No.
- I just want to check my messages.
Relax.
There could be any number of reasons why Lauren hasn't returned a single one of your twenty-seven texts.
Like, I blew her off to play Spaghetti Western in Brazenwood with Tamsin? Give her some more cred, huh? And that was kind of insensitive.
You and Tamsin sitting in Lauren's apartment, - sharing a glass of Chardonnay.
- It was Champagne.
Oh, dude much worse.
- And a kiss.
- A what?! - Hey!!! - Come on, short stack! You get back here, young lady, and tell me about this kiss! This kind of friendship has rules, you know! Hi.
- Hello.
- Hale, uh, wanted me to bring these by.
- You could've sent a messenger.
- I was heading this way.
Just been working on an antidote for Bo's situation.
I'm not sensing the thrill of victory.
Yeah well, this upcoming Dawning ceremony has me worried, Dyson.
- Yeah, me too.
- I just wish that I could find some way to slow down or even arrest, Bo's decline Do you know that I have a hard time believing that I ever found someone like Bo? That she even exists.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
It's gonna be fine.
I got a good feeling about it.
Well I have a hard time measuring "good feelings" scientifically speaking.
Yeah, sometimes it's not about what you can prove it's about what you believe.
Lauren I'm really glad that you and Bo are in such a good place.
Time to get our Oo'Glug on.
Please let me live to regret this.
- Uh whoa - Sweat boy knows how to get down Lacey What the hell is this? They've been waiting for you, Bo.
Welcome to the first phase of your Dawning.
These fine human specimens are for you.
- To do what with? - To feast on, of course.
To satiate yourself before entering The Dawning.
That is Victoria's Secret! Are you telling me this whole quest for the Oo'Glog sweat His name is Keith, he's one of my regular players.
It was all a setup just to get me here.
Re-volting! Is that brand name liquor? You're Bo the agent from Rio.
I didn't think you were gonna be so stunning.
We're going to have so much fun.
Oh, bitch you are evil.
Why? Because I seem to be the only one not denying you're a Succubus? I know you're tempted.
Take her.
Take them all.
Fully fed is the safest way to enter the Temple.
No Then take him.
The Morrigan signed him to an exclusive contract.
I'm leaving.
- He'll be dead in six months anyway - Not by my hand.
Look how tired you are from chasing Keith.
Multiply that ten times over and you might be able to imagine the grueling trials The Dawning will throw at you.
Alright, I think we're just about done here Stell.
Your empathy for the human species is commendable.
But it's not the ancient way of the Fae.
Maybe not.
But it's my way.
You keep saying I don't know who I am? Well, I know this I will not murder for pleasure.
Without a full feed, she will fail The Dawning.
She will devolve.
She will die.
She will surprise the shit out of you.
And you know, you'd think I'd get tired of watching, but I never do.
And I never will.
Stell.
I can't believe her.
I mean Who the hell does she think she is?? Careful baby.
Mama likes her wine.
Just when I think I am on board with all things Fae Go and kiss the girl that tried to put you in jail.
They turn around and pull sneaky shit like this! And I was gonna tell you about that.
It's fine.
Bigger fish to fry.
We'll talk Valkyrie-lips when you return.
'Cause you will.
Stella is being so vague about my time in the Temple.
And who knows what will happen if I come out! - What are you thinking? - I'm thinking: what happens to cats when their owners die? Who's gonna pay the hydro bill What even is hydro? - Kenzi - No.
No! No, dude you have been training non-stop.
- Dude you've got this.
- If anything happens to me you gotta know that you are taken care of.
- Don't worry.
- No, no This is not my worried face.
This is my game face.
I know that you're gonna get through this.
And I'm gonna be on the other side with mojitos.
Because horns or not, we gettin' drunk when this is done.
What if I'm drooling and have back hair? We will get you waxed! You'll always be my girl, Bo.
Even if you do come outta there with a dong.
Ow! - No dong.
- No dong.
There's never been a human present at a Dawning before.
Chill, Stell.
I promise not to tweet.
It's simply not appropriate.
Bo is my BFF which stands for Best Fae Forever.
So this is one chick whose pretty Pradas are nailed to the ground.
- Your scars are so deep.
- What? Hey, Lo Look, I am not trying to stalk you I just, I'm wondering if, uh - I was afraid you wouldn't come.
- I wouldn't miss this for the world, Bo.
So those twenty-seven texts that you didn't answer I've been working like a demon trying to find a serum, or an antibody, just something that might Hey - It's okay, babe.
- It's not.
Friends! Can I have your attention please? A toast, to my granddaughter.
I'm so very proud of you.
We all are.
You've been through so much the last few years, but you've always stayed true to yourself.
To your heart.
May this Dawning be your greatest triumph.
Now come.
It's time.
Little Bolivian Marching powder for the road, Scarface? The essence of white oleander represents your purity.
Oh, I'm afraid that ship has sailed.
Of intent and deed.
Of commitment to the Dawning.
I couldn't do it, Trick.
The full feed I will never kill innocents again.
I would rather die.
- What are you talking about?? - Stella's model buffet.
- Wait didn't you know about that? - No.
I did not.
I don't know if I've ever thanked you.
Properly.
- It's not necessary.
- No, but it is.
I know that I haven't always been the perfect granddaughter.
And you have always been there for me.
Believing in me.
Loving me.
You have always exceeded everyone's expectations.
And this? This is not goodbye.
Now As a symbol of your true self, while you are in the temple.
By embracing the tradition, you acknowledge your heritage.
You are the only "heritage" that I have left.
Nothing is going to take that away from me.
"and with full knowing the initiate enters willingly into the sacred ceremony.
" - Do you accept the invitation? - I accept.
The time has come for you to choose an aide to take with you into The Dawning.
But you may not choose a weapon until you choose a side.
- You already know my answer.
- Then you know the consequences.
Be it witnessed, the initiate assents to enter The Dawning unarmed.
I offer myself as Hand.
Like hell you do.
Do you even know what that means? I know when you're up to no good.
An initiate has the right to select a "Hand", or a companion for the journey.
It's not like we're going camping, Dyson.
- Does he understand - the offer has been made.
- Do you accept? - No way.
- Or maybe? - Kenzi! Would you please tell her this is the right thing to do? It is.
Any advantage.
Dyson will keep you safe.
- For luck.
- Believe me, I feel lucky.
I'll see you soon.
Let's do it.
Where pretty girls are, well, you know that I'm around I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'Cause to me they're all the same I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em, they don't even Well, I hope you didn't forget anything.
"Temple", huh? I expected more marble.
What, the Dawning couldn't have sprung for a different bar? Well, at least the taps are still working Beer? What the hell did you just do back there? The Dawning only happens once in a Fae's life, Bo And no matter how this thing ends, yours is going to be different.
So Might as well share a drink with a friend while you still can, huh? Dyson, why are you here? Been wondering that myself! No offence, Pal, but friend or foe? Why don't you just call me the Caretaker.
I been here so long, I can't rightly remember my given name.
My mother wouldn't approve but I can't rightly remember my mother's name either.
Unaligned Succubus - Pretty sure that's my name - Just when you think you've seen it all.
And believe me I have.
Anyway, uh Welcome to the Dawning, etc, etc See you brought yourself a hero, too.
Tip my hat to you if I were wearing one.
You mind including me in this little convo? It's kind of my big night.
Yeah, please, get to the point.
This thing kinda snuck up on Bo and we'd like to get it done.
It's pretty simple.
Now that you're in the Temple, ya need to get out.
Care to tell me how so maybe we can call it a day? You don't disappoint, little lady.
You've got a real spirit.
Very funny.
Regardless you still have to find the Key.
The Key you seek unlocks the portal.
Accept the Key, in the form it is presented and you're free.
Reject it, and well imagine slobbering all over the place.
Unable to remember the people you love.
UnderFae.
Got it.
Until you find the key is in hand you won't go anywhere.
Anywho! That's my time.
You've been great.
Well, that was quite the exit.
So, what now? There's a half a platter of nachos left? - Not hungry.
- You wanna talk? Okay Back when I got that rash from the Kitsune and she Kenzi-napped me and yadda yadda yadda She told me that I could be Fae.
- Did she now? - Which isn't really true.
- Is it? - What did Stella say to you? - You looked upset.
- She told me what happens to humans who are abandoned by the Fae who claimed them.
- You're not Bo's pet.
- I'm not Fae either.
Bo's very strong.
I have every hope and faith that she will emerge safely.
And if she doesn't? Hale or Dyson could use someone to do chores around their house.
- Don't play me, homie.
- I suppose if Bo weren't around anymore I could claim you.
- Get out.
- Even though I have no right to, I've come to think of you as family, Kenzi.
I hope you don't mind.
Well, it's a little presumptuous but if you must.
And for however long you want it, you have a place in my world.
Our world.
Thank you.
Okay, so now what? We We sit and wait? Nope.
We prepare.
- Wait where are we going? - To get your key.
Okay pretty sure my front door never lead to the Dal.
Although some nights I wish it did.
Does this seem weird to you? My place, I mean.
Everything's off.
Well.
To be more honest than a wolf probably should can't really remember much else besides your bedroom.
Son of a! - So Karma does exist, huh? - Funny.
- This way.
- Wait Dude! Why are you pulling me towards the danger? Guardian has the key.
We need to get it.
You're awfully chipper me being so close to death and all.
I'm not going to let anything happen to you.
Trust me.
- Stay back! - No, this is my fight Hey, Ugly? Use your words.
I'm okay I appreciate the help but stop cop-blocking me! I guess a thousand years of chivalry is hard to shake.
Did it ever occur to you that I don't need taking care of? I know.
- I just wanted to be here.
- Why? Because I love you.
- Was that so hard to say? - You're with Lauren now.
I can't say I like it, but I respect it.
God, I'm not gonna be much help if I'm crippled! You're not going to be much help to me either if you're pining away for me, you moron! Wait Is this some sort of suicide mission? Some kind of male honour bullshit? - I'm here because I want to be.
- Why? Because you would have done the same for me.
'Cause in the last 3 years, I have learned more from you than I've learned in the first fifteen-hundred from every other person I ever met.
Even if I can't have you Even if I can't be with the woman that I love with every ounce of my being Look, I'm just a wolf, standing in front of a succubus, asking her - A-hole!!! - Ugh I deserve that You are the most frustrating, stubborn ass-face - that I have ever met!!! - I don't like me much either, trust me Stop Stop being so charming This isn't the time! Okay, I will kill you! - So, what happens now? - Nothing.
But ask me again in a hundred years.
When things are different Bo Where's Bo? Her subconscious is such an extraordinary playground.
I can't wait to watch the next part unfold.
No, this should be over! She grabbed the key, I saw it! She grabbed a key.
Big difference.
I have to find her.
I have to go after her.
"I have to go.
I have to find her".
Don't you get it? We're moving on.
Or at least, Bo is.
Where is she?! Good mornin', partner.
Bo? You're looking kind of pale.
Did you and "Jason" break up? Oh, God, can we not today? I am so tired.
- Bad dream again? - Yeah.
And no, you weren't in it.
- The monster? - Yeah It's chasing me, or I'm chasing it.
But anyway You know, there was a time, I would be in your dreams to save you.
I never needed saving.
You know, you don't have to read into everything I do or say.
You don't want me anymore.
That's fine.
I'm just trying to help.
Can't you just be happy for me? I am.
That C.
I.
that you groomed to testify against the Family? - She's getting cold feet.
- What?? Wrong file.
We are so close on this.
She is our only key.
Key I mean, lead.
On the case.
Without her, we have no way to take down The Family.
Just so you know - I was in it for the long haul.
- It wasn't my fault.
But you still gave your love away.
I know you want to do the right thing.
I want out of this life.
My old life.
If you talk to the jury about what you saw, just like you talked to me, you will help all those victims The Family preyed on.
You said that I would be safe! I don't feel a whole lot of safe anymore! Mackenzie, you are safe.
I promised that I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.
- That I would protect you.
- You're leaving me.
I'm not leaving you.
This department - You made me believe you.
- Because you can.
My boss will take care of you, Mackenzie.
I swear.
So, how's it going so far, hero? - Is it everything you expected? - This is what I was meant to do.
That's fascinating.
You were meant to do this? - Or did you have to? - Are you trying to goad me? We both know how this is going to end for you.
In the Temple, time is immaterial.
Aren't you at all curious about what life you could create here? Even if it's an illusion.
Chief! Where is she? You got her to cooperate with us.
Then we had to let her go.
There has to be something else we can do, I promised! You'll find another.
They're a dime a dozen.
When are you gonna learn to play by the rules? By what rules? Whose rules?! She's not one of us! She never will be.
We've got a job to do if it comes down to spending money protecting a street rat, or one of us Then I'm not sure I want to be "one of us".
Hiya, neighbour! Great day for a wander.
Hey hon.
How was work? Don't ask.
Been driving around all afternoon, looking for MacKenzie, my C.
I.
You? Uh, delivered twins, emergency transfusion for the mom - Picked up Indian for dinner.
- Ugh my hero.
I see Bitchy Crocker's been at it again.
Yeah, and don't eat those.
They've got cinnamon in them, which will react to your anti-psychotics.
Nerd alert.
Really? Well, I thought Tamsin was being awfully neighbourly to bring them by.
It's funny how she always seems to stop by when I'm at work.
- Are you jealous? - Should I be? No You taking your meds? Yeah But I think I'm gonna stop.
Bo I'm a doctor.
And as you so often say, an amazing doctor.
Also, sexy.
But I wouldn't have prescribed them if you didn't need them.
They do weird shit to my brain.
Well, your brain did some really weird shit before.
Do you remember? Actually I don't.
It's my job to protect you.
You trust me, right? Yeah.
Well, then you have nothing to worry about.
We have the perfect life.
I don't ever want it to end.
Whoa, whoa, hey You okay? I just got a little dizzy I just need some water.
Sleep, sweet girl.
You have so much ahead of you.
I've waited so long to have you in my arms.
Gang awa' peerie faeries, Gang awa' peerie faeries Gang awa' peerie faeries Fare oor Ben noo.
Dad? If Isabeau needs anything doesn't matter when, doesn't matter what you let me know.
He doesn't get to keep you.
Aife I'm pregnant - What? - Yeah - This is amazing! - I know.
I can't believe it! Are you sure this is what you want? What you really want, Bo Okay, just breathe! Just No, I'm - not a doctor, I - What? - I can't help you, I - What are you talking about? We're too late, you're devolving! You're becoming UnderFae! You said this wouldn't hurt her!!! - No, no! - No, I need those! No, you don't!!! You don't need any of this! None of this is real! Ah That's not our baby in your belly! That's what you'll become if you don't get out of here right now! - Oh, Dyson - Bo, Bo, remember I'm just a wolf, standing in front of a - in front of a Succubus.
- That's right.
Come on we gotta find your key.
Wait, the Caretaker said that when the key was in hand - In my Hand.
- Only one may leave.
No - Say it.
- No Bo - I am the Key.
- No! No! If you don't, we'll both die in here.
- Shut up! - Come here! - It's the only way.
- There's never only one way.
Do it.
Now.
Before everyone loses you forever.
Bo none of this is real.
Trust me.
I can't Then I'm just gonna have to rip that baby out of your belly myself.
No, it's not real, right? It's not real It's not real That's my girl.
No, this isn't happening Didn't think you had it in you.
- Bring him back.
- I can't.
But none of this is real.
Except the part where he gave up his corporeal life.
When he offered himself as your "Hand".
Two people may enter the Temple, but only one can leave The Dawning.
I should know.
I came here myself with someone eons ago, to help her through.
To regret it now would only be a judgment on myself.
I also knew what I was doing.
He knew? And he's succeeded.
Oh, Dyson He is stuck here forever.
Know how that feels.
Ah the key.
There you go, Succubus You're free to leave.
You try to take him with you and the Temple will claim you as its own.
Forever.
Both of you.
Not that I wouldn't mind the company.
"You won't get out until you find they Key in Hand" My Hand.
Go on.
You did good.
Go on! - Not without him.
- You know that's against the rules.
See that's the thing I've never been big on rules.
That is who I am.
That is my true self.
There's always another way.
No!!! This place can be vengeful.
You don't know what will happen! Trust me.
He's worth it.
- Trick! - Bo! Oh God, I need help, I need help! - What happened?? - D-man! He sacrificed himself for your victory.
- You knew didn't you? - It was his choice.
Oh, no, Trick, no No, not like this - Move, move - Not like this No No, this isn't happening This isn't happening, this isn't happening Maybe it's not real I will reign as he did.
For I am his daughter.
Together, we will bridle the masses, and ride unto victory.
Even death will fear us.
Only I will choose who lives.
- Hey, you - Hey Hey.
Lauren'll take good care of Dyson, right? - She is a doctor.
- Right So that was plan B? Don't worry as if I'd let Trick put you down.
I have seen Old Yeller.
I know what's up.
And if I'd come out different? You didn't.
And I'm just I'm just so glad you're back.
I don't know how I expected to feel.
I didn't expect to feel so gooey.
But I've never been Succubus-kissed before.
Now I know what the big dealio is.
Well, I had to do it, to save him.
- I know.
- And now - Now, I know how to control it.
- You, my dear, have evolved.
- I am so proud of you.
- Thank you.
It's like I understand something I didn't get before.
- I feel - Like, high? Yeah.
Kinda.
I think I need to take a walk.
Alone, if that's okay.
But you still haven't told me about the kiss.
Mmmm - I just need some time to think.
- Of course.
No probs That's an amazing girl you've got there.
I've never seen a Succubus do what she did.
Thank you.
For everything, Stella.
It's been wonderful.
But there are others like Bo who need me now.
Unless you feel ready for a vacation? I'm heading to Scotland for a few months and I could use a, um "Companion".
Bo still needs me.
I'm the only family she's got left.
I had to do it, you know offer the human feast to give Bo the best chance I could.
Did you have to be needlessly cruel to Kenzi? Everything I said to that mortal was true.
If you really cared about her, you would tell her yourself.
I understand if you feel the need to punish me.
I just wonder How long you're going to punish yourself.
Blood King.
Not him Oh, I'm the type of guy who will never settle down Where pretty girls are, well, you know that I'm around I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em, they don't even know my name They call me the wanderer Yeah, the wanderer I roam around, around, around, around