Teen Titans (2003) s03e09 Episode Script

[DOGS BARKING INSIDE BUILDING.]
[CHIMPANZEE SCREECHING.]
BEAST BOY: Aah! Unh! Unh! [GROANS.]
I think my appendix and my spleen just switched places.
You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on.
Dude, it is totally brunged Branged.
Ooh.
Bad grammar.
That oughta scare him.
Titans, go! [BOTH GRUNTING.]
[YELLING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[YELLS.]
[ROBIN GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTING.]
You're just making me more ripped.
[STARFIRE YELLS.]
[GROANING.]
No pain, no gain! [GRUNTING.]
Aah! Let me go.
[PURRS.]
You're feisty.
Come on, big man! Show me what you got! Show me what you got! Well, okay, then.
Nobody outmuscles Adonis.
BEAST BOY: Oh, yeah? Well, my muscles may be small and ropy, but they're not I mean [YELLING.]
Aah! [ADONIS YELLING.]
[SCREECHES.]
[GROWLS.]
What's the matter, wuss? Don't you know how to fight like a man? BEAST BOY: I'm not a man.
I'm an animal! [GROWLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GROWLING.]
[GASPS.]
Beast Boy, careful! The chemicals! [GRUNTING.]
[YELLS.]
Who's the tough guy now? Um, good job.
Nice intensity.
Yeah.
Have any good freak-outs lately? I just got sick of being pushed around.
[GROWLS.]
[WHIMPERS.]
# When there's trouble You know who to call # # Teen Titans! # # From their tower They can see it all # # Teen Titans! # # When there's evil On the attack # # You can rest knowing They got your back # # 'Cause when the world Needs heroes on patrol # # Teen Titans go! # # With their superpowers They unite # # Teen Titans! # # Never met a villain That they liked # # Teen Titans! # # They've got the bad guys On the run # # They never stop till Their job gets done # # 'Cause when the world Is losing all control # # Teen Titans go! # # One, two, three, four, go! # Teen Titans! [MOANING.]
[BEAST BOY MEOWS.]
[GROANING.]
Huh? Why is my bed way up there? Dude, I should sleep on the floor more often.
I feel great.
[SNIFFS.]
And something smells awesome.
[SIZZLING.]
[TIMER RINGING.]
[DINGS.]
[OVEN DOOR OPENS.]
BEAST BOY: Ooh! [BURPS.]
Beast Boy, that was ham and eggs.
Sure was.
But you're a vegetarian.
Not anymore, dude.
Ever since I stood up to that loser Adonis, I feel like a new man, a real man, and real men don't eat tofu.
[SPITS.]
[GLASS SHATTERS.]
It's almost noon.
You should get some breakfast.
That was my breakfast.
Twenty-five, 26, 27, 28.
[SIGHS.]
[SCREECHING.]
[STATIC BUZZING.]
[MAN YODELING.]
[SCARY MUSIC PLAYING.]
[VROOMING.]
[ACCORDION PLAYING.]
[EXPLOSION.]
Friend, my most favorite program of the television, World of Fungus, is about to begin.
Might we please watch? No.
But you are merely flipping.
I said no! [BELCHES.]
Now, be a good girl and get me another root beer.
Humph! Fifty-one, 52 [GROANING.]
Fifty-three.
[ROARS.]
[BUTTONS CLICKING.]
Dude, no fair! You can't do that! I can, I did, and, baby, that's why I'm gonna win.
Ugh! That's what you think! Yo, man, chill.
It's just a stupid game.
[BEAST BOY GRUNTING.]
[YELLING.]
[PANTING.]
Aah! [BARKING.]
[GRUNTS.]
Sorry.
You better be.
Why don't you look where you're going? On second thought, I'm not sorry, and you're a jerk.
You know, Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time.
I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it.
Consider this a warning.
As of last night, Mr.
Nice Guy has left the building.
Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated? No.
This is! [GROWLS.]
ROBIN: Beast Boy! Leave her alone! What's gotten into you, man? You are behaving like a royal zarbnarf.
Look.
This is who I am now.
You guys don't like it? Tough.
Fine.
If this is how you want to act, do it somewhere else.
None of us are interested.
[PANTING.]
Huh! Heh.
That's what I thought.
Always making fun of me, and when I stand up for myself, everybody's on her side! She's the jerk! Nobody pushes me around! Nobody! [SCREAMING.]
What's happening? [GROANING.]
[GROWLING.]
[BEAST BOY HOWLS.]
Who's there? Beast Boy? [GROWLING.]
[LOUD BANGING.]
[GASPS.]
[SNARLING.]
[ROARING.]
[RAVEN SCREAMS.]
Raven! She's not in her room.
Beast Boy? What happened? All right, team.
We've got two Titans missing and no explanation.
We need answers, so split up.
[GROWLING.]
[GASPS.]
I have spotted something, something with claws.
CYBORG [OVER RADIO.]
: Steering to your coordinates.
Track it, Starfire.
We'll be there as soon as we can.
[TIRES SQUEALING.]
Raven.
[MOTOR REVS.]
[TIRES SQUEALING.]
[TIRES SQUEALING.]
I lost sight of whatever that was.
[BEEPING.]
But I just got a lock on Raven.
She's moving fast.
She was here just a second ago.
No.
She was down there.
The signal's coming from underground.
Raven stopped, and she's close by.
Come on.
[TRANSPONDER BEEPING.]
[BEEPING ACCELERATES.]
Oh.
I wish to know that our friends are okay now, please.
Join the club.
I can't even find B.
B.
's signal.
It's not Beast Boy I'm worried about.
[GROWLING ECHOES.]
I can't locate the source.
Then split up.
Beast Boy.
I think y'all better get over here.
On my way.
Look.
[BEASTLY PANTING.]
CYBORG: Raven! [GASPS.]
[MOANS.]
Attack! Hyah! [GROWLS.]
Unh! [GRUNTING.]
[YELLING.]
[CYBORG YELLING.]
Ugh! [ROARS.]
[STARFIRE YELLS.]
[BEAST BOY YOWLS.]
[GASPS.]
No.
[GROANS.]
Where am I? Ohh.
Why's everybody looking at me like that? [WHIRRING & BEEPING.]
CYBORG: She's alive, but she's in some kind of trance.
ROBIN: She's healing herself.
BEAST BOY: And you're telling me I did that to her? That's impossible.
We found you with her.
No.
I wouldn't.
I mean, we had a fight, but I would never She was in your teeth.
That's a lie! I'm going to ask you to keep your voice down.
What's happening to me? I'm picking up traces of recombinant DNA.
It's not human.
The chemicals at the lab? Because of the shape-shifting, his genetic code was unstable.
Maybe it's just finally falling apart.
Raven? She's gonna be all right, isn't she? I mean, she's not moving.
What have I done? You need to tell me what happened.
I told you, I don't remember any of it.
We had that argument, I went to my room, I was angry, and then nothing.
Claws, a scream, nothing.
Claws and a scream isn't nothing.
What else? That's all.
No, it isn't.
You have to focus.
I am.
You have to remember.
I'm trying! Try harder.
If you can't tell me what happened, I have to assume the worst.
I have to put you in jail.
You need to remember.
I can't! [MACHINE BEEPING.]
[GROANS.]
Oh! Beast Boy! No.
Get away from me.
What is? [GROANING.]
[ROARING.]
[GASPS.]
[ROARS.]
[GROWLING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[GRUNTING.]
Beast Boy, no! [BOTH GRUNT.]
Aagh! Unh! [GROWLS.]
Bring him down.
[YELLING.]
[YELLING.]
Leave her alone! Ugh! Hyah! Hyah! Sleep tight.
[GROWLS.]
[SNIFFS.]
[YELLS.]
Guard Raven in case he comes back.
Let's go.
[HOWLS.]
[TIRES SQUEALING.]
I know you're in there, B.
Don't make me do it.
[GROWLING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
[MOTOR REVVING.]
[TIRES SQUEALING.]
[BEEPING.]
Sorry, Beast Boy.
[BEAST BOY HOWLING.]
[GASPS.]
Unh! Ugh.
Beast Boy.
Rest.
You are safe.
He can no longer harm you.
He didn't hurt me.
He saved me.
From what? [GRUNTS.]
Don't move.
Just chill, man.
It doesn't have to go down like this.
When I move, hit him with everything you've got.
[GROWLING.]
Now! [CYBORG & ROBIN GRUNT.]
There's two of these things? [BOTH SNARLING.]
[BOOM.]
[GRUNTS.]
[PANTING.]
[HOWLS.]
[GASPS.]
ROBIN: Beast Boy! [GROANING.]
[MOANING.]
Adonis.
So he was the one who hurt you, right? Not me? He broke into the tower to attack you and wound up attacking me too.
Ew! I can't believe I ate meat.
I acted like a jerk.
I'm sorry.
You weren't yourself.
Cyborg says the chemicals at the lab messed with my DNA, unleashed something primal.
And he gave you an antidote.
You're better now.
Yeah, but that thing, that beast, it came from inside me, and it's still there.
I can feel it.
Good.
If it wasn't for that beast, I might not be here right now.
Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal.
Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.
Hmm.
Maybe you should call me Beastman from now on.
We're having a moment here.
Don't ruin it.
BEAST BOY: Beastdude? [RAVEN GROANS.]
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