The Exes (2011) s03e09 Episode Script

- HI.
- HELLO.
- WHAT'S A PRETTY LADY LIKE YOU DOING SITTING ALL ALONE? - HUH--OH OH, OH, I'M NOT ALONE.
I HAVE PEOPLE COMING-- LOTS OF PEOPLE--BUT, UM THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THAT'S VERY FLATTERING.
- HI, HI.
- OH, MY GOD, GET OVER HERE.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
SOME GUY JUST HIT ON ME.
- IT COULD HAPPEN.
- HE WAS IN HIS 70s.
- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? YOU LIKE TO EAT EARLY.
- JUST FOR THAT, YOU'RE GETTING ME ANOTHER DRINK.
- OKAY.
ONE VODKA METAMUCIL COMING RIGHT UP.
- HEY, HOLLY, WHAT'S UP? - OOH! JOIN ME AT THE YOUNG, FUN TABLE! - I GOTTA TELL YA, I'M BEAT.
ONCE I PARK MY BUTT IN THIS SEAT, IT'S NOT GETTING UP.
- OKAY, YOUNG LADY, HERE IS YOUR-- OH, HEY, PHIL.
- 'SUP, EDEN? WELL, I GOTTA GO.
- WHAT HAPPENED TO PARKING YOUR BUTT ALL NIGHT? - MY BUTT CHANGED ITS MIND.
- WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? - WHAT WAS WHAT ALL ABOUT? - YOU AND PHIL WERE ACTING KINDA WEIRD WITH EACH OTHER.
- WHAT? WEIRD? ME AND PHIL? PHIL AND ME, WEIRD? HEY, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE-- I GOTTA-- SO, YEAH.
- OH, 'SCUSE ME, YOU DROPPED YOUR, UH-- YOUR BOOK.
[chuckles.]
- THANKS.
- HERE YOU GO.
OH.
INTRODUCTION TO CONSTITUTIONAL LAW.
OH, BOY.
THAT TAKES ME BACK A LONG-- IT TAKES ME BACK.
SO, UH, LAW STUDENT, HUH? - YEAH.
FIRST YEAR, AND THIS CON LAW'S KILLING ME.
- AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
EVERYBODY HAS A TOUGH TIME WITH CON LAW, FROM WHAT I HEAR.
I MEAN, I KINDA ACED IT.
MY PROFESSOR SAID I HAD A WAY WITH WORDS, SO - WOW, SMART AND SEXY.
- MM-- MA--YUH-- PLBBT.
- BY THE WAY, I'M ERIC.
- HI--HOL--HOLLY.
- LOOK, HOLLY, I KNOW THIS IS A LOT TO ASK, BUT IS THERE ANY WAY THAT YOU COULD HELP ME OUT? - YES.
I MEAN, WITH--WITH WHAT? - WELL, WITH THIS CLASS.
- [gasps.]
- I COULD REALLY USE THE TUTORING, AND I GET THE FEELING YOU COULD TEACH ME A LOT.
- OH, YEAH, YOU BET I COULD.
AB-- ABOUT LAW, 'CAUSE I'M A LAWYER, SO - GREAT.
- [chuckles.]
- TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T WE MEET TOMORROW NIGHT? - OKAY, LET'S MEET HERE.
- AWESOME.
- OKAY.
- OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S REALLY LOUD IN HERE.
IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT WE COULD DO IT AT YOUR PLACE? - AT MY PLACE? YOU WANNA-- YOU WANNA MEET AT--AT MA-- I GUESS WE COULD DO THAT.
MM-HMM.
- GREAT.
IT'S A DATE.
WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR INFO IN MY PHONE? - OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA PUT IT RIGHT HERE UNDER "HOLLY," 'CAUSE THAT'S MY NAME.
HOLLY.
ALL RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO, UNDERAGE.
I MEAN, UNDER "H.
" [upbeat music.]
? - HASKELL, I'M ALMOST AFRAID TO ASK, BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? I'M ON A DATE.
- WITH WHOM? - STUART, MEET JENNY.
- UH, ALL I SEE IS ANOTHER GUY WITH BINOCULARS STARING BACK AT ME.
- OH, THAT'S TED.
CREEPY, HUH? TWO OVER, ONE UP.
- OH.
OH, SHE'S PRETTY.
- SHE'S MY SOUL MATE.
WE HAVE THE SAME FINE TASTE.
WE BOTH WATCH STORAGE WARS, LIKE THE SAME HUNGRY MAN FROZEN DINNERS, AND NOW WE'RE BOTH ENJOYING A HEAVILY DISCOUNTED CHARDONNAY.
CHEERS, MY SWEET.
- WELL, HERE'S A CRAZY IDEA: HOW 'BOUT YOU TWO ACTUALLY MEET? - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND SAY, "I'VE BEEN INFATUATED WITH YOU "FROM THE FIRST MOMENT I SAW YOU THROUGH MY BINOCULARS.
"YOU'RE EVEN LOVELIER IN PERSON THAN YOU ARE THROUGH MY BINOCULARS.
" SHE SCREAMS, I RUN HOME AND WATCH THE POLICE COME TO ARREST ME-- THROUGH MY BINOCULARS! - WELL, I REFUSE TO SEE LOVE GO UNREQUITED.
I'VE GOTTA FIND A WAY FOR YOU TWO TO MEET.
YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN? - OKAY, IF YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A LITTLE PATHETIC BEING A THIRD WHEEL.
[knock on door.]
- EDEN, HI.
- HI.
THIS IS SILLY.
LOOK, WE'RE FRIENDS, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE'RE AVOIDING EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF WHAT, ONE SILLY KISS? - I KNOW, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
- IT'S--IT'S CRAZY.
IT WAS JUST IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT.
- HEAT OF THE MOMENT.
I SIGNED MY FIRST CLIENT AND I WAS HAPPY.
- I WAS HAPPY FOR YOU.
- MM.
- AND IT WAS JUST ONE KISS.
- ONE GOOD KISS.
- ONE GREAT KISS.
ANYWAY, I DON'T WANT THERE TO BE ANY WEIRDNESS BETWEEN US.
- ME NEITHER.
- [chuckles.]
OKAY, SO FRIENDS? - FRIENDS.
[both laugh.]
- [sighs.]
YOU KNOW, THIS WAS BETTER THAN A HANDSHAKE.
- WAY BETTER.
- [laughs.]
- EDEN--[clears throat.]
GET IN HERE.
SOMETHING VERY WEIRD HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
- TELL ME ABOUT IT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - AFTER YOU LEFT THE BAR LAST NIGHT, I MET THIS GUY, AND I THINK HE WAS HITTING ON ME.
- SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? - WELL, THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF AN AGE DIFFERENCE.
- AH.
HOW CLOSE TO THE GRAVE IS THIS ONE? - THIS ONE'S A LITTLE BIT CLOSER TO THE CRADLE.
- REALLY? HOW YOUNG ARE WE TALKING HERE? - HE WANTS ME TO HELP HIM WITH HIS HOMEWORK.
- OH, MY GOD.
- OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I MEAN, HE'S A LAW STUDENT.
HE'S PROBABLY AT LEAST 22.
- AND HE WANTS YOU? WHICH IS A GOOD THING.
- YES, IT IS.
AT LEAST I THINK IT IS, IF THAT'S WHAT IT IS, BUT I'M JUST NOT SURE.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY? - WELL, HE SAID THAT I WAS SEXY AND THAT HE WANTED ME TO TUTOR HIM AT MY PLACE.
- I'VE SEEN PORNOS START LESS OBVIOUSLY.
- YEAH, BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I MEAN, HE'S 22.
I'VE BEEN 22 TWICE! - I SAY GO FOR IT.
SOMETIMES IN LIFE, UNEXPECTED THINGS HAPPEN WITH UNEXPECTED PEOPLE, AND WHEN THEY DO, YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY, "YES, YES! OH, GOD, YES!" - WOW, YOU FEEL PRETTY STRONGLY ABOUT THAT, DON'T YA? - [chuckles nervously.]
- YOU KNOW WHAT, EDEN? I'M GONNA GO FOR IT.
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.
I'M A CONFIDENT, ATTRACTIVE, SEXUAL WOMAN.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - TO SEE IF I CAN FIND A DRIVE-THROUGH BOTOX.
- ALL RIGHT, JENNY JUST LEFT HER APARTMENT.
SHE'S GOING DOWN TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM.
THE COAST IS CLEAR.
- OKAY, HERE'S YOUR FLOWERS AND YOUR CARD.
JUST LEAVE THESE BY HER DOOR AND LET CUPID'S ARROW FIND HER HEART.
- ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? - HASKELL, YOU CAN'T KEEP WORSHIPPING HER FROM AFAR.
- I LIKE AFAR.
AFAR IS MY SWEET SPOT.
- NO.
NO, NO, NO.
LOVE IS NOT LOVE IF IT'S NOT EXPRESSED.
WHERE WOULD ROMEO BE IF HE HADN'T STOOD OUTSIDE JULIETTE'S BALCONY? - ALIVE.
- HEY, STUART, WHAT'S UP? - LOVE IS WHAT'S UP.
IT'S IN THE AIR.
CAN YOU FEEL IT? - STUART, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU, THE ANSWER TO "WHAT'S UP?" IS "NOTHING MUCH.
" [knock on door.]
- HI.
- HI.
- LISTEN, UH, I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
- YEAH, ME TOO.
UH WHAT HAPPENED WAS FUN.
- LOTS OF FUN.
- A WHOLE LOT OF FUN.
[both laugh.]
BUT IT CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
- [exhales.]
AGREED.
- [chuckles.]
I MEAN, THE LAST THING I'D WANT, EDEN, IS FOR YOU TO GET HURT.
- EXCUSE ME? - I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT.
EVENTUALLY, YOU'RE GONNA FALL FOR ME.
ALL THE LADIES DO.
- WELL, YOU JUST MET ONE WHO DON'T.
UH, THE REAL PROBLEM HERE IS--IS REALLY WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN YOU FALL FOR ME? - [laughs.]
UH, ME FALL FOR YOU? - ALL THE GUYS DO.
- WELL, NOT THIS GUY.
- WELL, NOT THIS GIRL.
- MM.
- IT WAS JUST SEX.
- YEAH, GOOD SEX.
- GREAT SEX.
- MM-HMM.
- BUT THAT'S ALL IT WAS.
- ALL IT WAS.
- SO THEN WE CAN DO THIS AND STILL BE FRIENDS? - GOOD FRIENDS.
- GREAT FRIENDS.
- DUDE.
- DUDE! - [laughs.]
- [whimpering, panting.]
STUART! STUART! - WHAT HAPPENED? - THINGS WENT SOUTH.
THEY WENT SOUTH! - WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A CAT? - WHEN I WENT TO LEAN THE FLOWERS AGAINST THE DOOR, IT OPENED, AND THIS FUR BALL CAME RUNNING OUT, AND WHEN I WENT TO GRAB IT, THE DOOR SLAMMED BEHIND ME.
AND THANKS TO YOU, I'M A CAT THIEF! - WAIT.
WAIT.
WAIT.
- OW, OW, OW.
- THIS COULD WORK FOR US.
HASKELL, YOU'RE NOT THE MAN WHO STOLE HER CAT.
YOU'RE THE HERO WHO FOUND IT.
- HERO.
[chuckles.]
I'M LISTENING.
- WE PUT UP FLYERS, RIGHT? "FOUND CAT, CALL HASKELL.
" SHE COMES OVER AND FINDS HER BELOVED CAT IN THE ARMS OF THE MAN WHO RESCUED IT.
A MAN SHE CAN'T HELP BUT FALL DEEPLY AND HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH.
- IT SOUNDS LIKE A FAIRY TALE.
- YEAH.
- YOU THINK I SHOULD ASK FOR A REWARD? [knock on door.]
- JUST A MINUTE.
HI, ERIC.
- HEY, HOLLY.
- MAY I TAKE YOUR SKATEBOARD? - THANKS.
- I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR LAW BOOKS.
WHY WOULDN'T YOU? THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.
TO STUDY.
[clears throat.]
- ACTUALLY, I KIND OF HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
- OH? - YEAH, I WASN'T EXACTLY TRUTHFUL ABOUT CON LAW.
I'M NOT REALLY BAD AT IT.
- IS THAT SO? - I'M A DISASTER.
- OH.
ALL RIGHT, IN THAT CASE, LET'S HIT THE BOOKS.
'CAUSE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE, RIGHT? TO STUDY.
[chuckles.]
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? - I'D LOVE A BEER.
- ALL RIGHT, COMING RIGHT UP.
- SO, HOLLY, AS A WAY OF THANKING YOU FOR HELPING ME, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU, SOMETHING I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LIKE.
[unzips bag.]
- OH, GOD.
IT'S A SCARF.
[laughs.]
YOU UNZIPPED A SCARF.
- I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
- OH, I DO.
IT'S SO THOUGHTFUL.
UNNECESSARY, BUT REALLY THOUGHTFUL.
THANK YOU, ERIC.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HIT THE BOOKS.
- MM-HMM.
- 'CAUSE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.
TO STUDY.
ALL RIGHT, QUICK OVERVIEW.
CONSTITUTIONAL LAW IS THE BODY OF LAW WHICH DEFINES THE RELATIONSHIPS OF DIFFERENT ENTITIES WITHIN A STATE.
SO WHICH-- - OH! GOD, I SPILLED BEER ON MY SHIRT.
- LET ME GET YOU A TOWEL.
WHOA.
LET'S--LET'S-- LET'S GET TO WORK, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.
TO ST--STUDY.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I THINK YOU GET AN "A" IN ABS.
- GOOD MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING.
- IT'S A GREAT MORNING.
- IT'S AN INCREDIBLE MORNING.
- THE BEST.
- IS THAT A HICKEY? - YES, IT IS, EDEN.
I FEEL SO YOUNG AND ALIVE.
I HAVE NOT HAD A HICKEY SINCE WHAM! BROKE UP.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVER DOUBTED MYSELF.
I MEAN, WHY CAN'T A YOUNGER MAN BE ATTRACTED TO A WOMAN LIKE ME? - NO REASON AT ALL.
YOU ARE SEXY, VITAL, ATTRACTIVE.
IF I WAS A YOUNG DUDE, I'D DO YOU.
- [knocks.]
SURPRISE.
- HI, ERIC.
UM, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY ASSISTANT, EDEN.
- HEY, EDEN.
- HI.
- SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT I SAW THIS IN A JEWELRY STORE AND THOUGHT OF YOU.
- OH WOW, YOU MUST'VE MOWED A LOT OF LAWNS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
HOW COULD I EVER THANK YOU? - WELL, I COULD ALWAYS USE SOME MORE TUTORING.
- [chuckles.]
- SEE YOU TONIGHT, BABE.
- [quietly.]
HE CALLED ME "BABE.
" I'M HIS BABE.
ISN'T HE ADORABLE? - YEAH, HE'S BEYOND ADORABLE.
HE'S STUNNING, HE'S GORGEOUS.
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING WITH YOU? - WHAT? - NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
IT'S JUST-- SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE.
SOMETHING'S VERY, VERY WRONG.
- WAIT, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO IF YOU WERE A YOUNG DUDE, YOU'D DO ME? - NOT IF I WAS A YOUNG DUDE WHO LOOKED LIKE THAT.
- WHAT DID YOU THINK HE WAS GONNA LOOK LIKE? - I DON'T-- I THOUGHT MAYBE HE WAS GONNA BE SOME YOUNG, GAWKY KID WITH MAYBE AN OVERBITE AND ONE LEG SHORTER THAN THE OTHER.
- YOU KNOW, IF I WASN'T SO HOT AND DESIRABLE, I'D BE GETTING A LITTLE OFFENDED RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
- I'M SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
IT'S JUST SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
- WELL, IT FEELS RIGHT TO ME.
IT FEELS VERY RIGHT.
AND YOU'D KNOW WHAT I MEAN IF YOU SAW US THIS MORNING IN BED PLAYING CALL OF DUTY.
[clicks tongue.]
- HASKELL, HURRY UP.
JENNY'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
- I'M--I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK? - HASKELL, YOU'RE THE MAN WHO RESCUED HER CAT.
SHE'S GONNA TAKE ONE LOOK AT YOU AND THE TWO OF YOU WILL FLY OFF INTO THE NIGHT ON THE WINGS OF LOVE.
- I JUST NEED A "YES" OR A "NO.
" - YES.
YES, IT'LL WORK.
- WHERE IS MY FURRY LITTLE MEAL TICKET? - I, UH, THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.
- I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.
[cat meows.]
OH, NO.
DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES.
- I WASN'T PLANNING TO.
- DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM.
WE'RE JUST TWO GUYS HANGING OUT.
- TAKING IN THE EVENING AIR.
- THE LAST THING WE WANNA DO IS SPOOK THE C-A-T.
NOW! [doorbell rings.]
[both scream.]
- WHAT DO I DO NOW? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
YOU AND YOUR WINGS OF LOVE.
YOU KNOW WHO DIDN'T HAVE WINGS OF LOVE? THAT CAT! - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THIS COULD WORK FOR US.
THE CAT IS DEAD.
SHE'LL NEED COMFORT.
- UH-HUH.
- AND A SHOULDER TO CRY ON, AND THERE YOU ARE.
- THERE I AM.
HER ROCK.
- HI.
I'M JENNY.
YOU FOUND MY CAT? WAIT, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS HASKELL? - THIS KIND, SENSITIVE MAN RIGHT HERE.
- HASKELL, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR FINDING HIM.
YOU'RE MY HERO.
SO WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S MY BABY? [smooching.]
- HE'S, UH SORTA DEAD.
- DEAD? - COME HERE, YOU! - [chuckles.]
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE CUTIE I FOUND OUTSIDE.
- THERE HE IS! OH, THERE'S MY BABY.
OH - UM, IS PHIL HERE? YEAH, I'LL GO CHECK.
- WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME MY CAT'S DEAD? WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME IS THIS? - NO, NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT A SICK GAME.
THIS MAN IS COMPLETELY INFATUATED WITH YOU.
- WHAT? - YEAH, HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU-- THE BOOKS YOU READ, THE MUSIC YOU LIKE, THE FOODS YOU EAT.
IF YOU JUST HEAR HIM OUT, I'M SURE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT'S IN HIS HEART.
- YES? - I WATCH YOU EVERY NIGHT THROUGH MY BINOCULARS.
- YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKS.
- YOU KNOW, IN RETROSPECT, MAYBE ADMIRING FROM AFAR WAS THE WAY TO GO.
- ONE TWO THREE - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M GIVING YOU A HEAD START.
[screams.]
- OH! - NO, I'LL KILL YA! - HASKELL, DON'T--AAH! - SO, BIG NIGHT WITH THE BOY TOY? - YES.
ERIC'S MEETING ME FOR A DRINK AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO THE THEATER.
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT FEEL WRONG TO YOU? - OKAY, I AM SORRY FOR BEING SO SKEPTICAL.
LOOKS LIKE YOU HIT THE JACKPOT.
- OH, I HIT IT, AND I'M GONNA HIT IT AGAIN TONIGHT.
MM.
- EVENING, LADIES.
- HI.
- HOLLY, I JUST GOTTA SAY, YOU ARE LOOKING HOTTER THAN EVER.
- MM.
YOU KEEP THAT UP, YOU'RE GETTING A BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS.
- AND YOU EVEN DID YOUR HAIR THE WAY I LIKE IT.
- OH, WELL, AS I RECALL, I THINK I DO A LOT OF THINGS YOU LIKE AND A COUPLE THINGS YOU LOVE.
[laughs harshly.]
- YOUR LAUGH DRIVES ME WILD! [both grunt.]
SO, LISTEN - MM-HMM.
- ABOUT THE THEATER FOR TONIGHT.
- MM-HMM.
- I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
I ASKED MY MOM TO COME ALONG.
- YOUR MOM? - YEAH.
- REALLY? YOUR MOM'S COMING? IS SHE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT WITH MY AGE? WHICH IS YOUNGER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK, BUT OLDER THAN ANYONE MIGHT LIKE.
- RELAX.
SHE'S GONNA LOVE YOU.
- [chuckles nervously.]
- OH, MOM! OVER HERE.
- OH.
- MOM, THIS IS HOLLY, THE GIRL I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT.
- HI, HOLLY, I'M MOLLY.
- [laughs awkwardly.]
- WE RHYME.
[laughs harshly.]
- AM I A LUCKY GUY OR WHAT? I'M WITH THE TWO HOTTEST GIRLS IN THE BAR.
NO OFFENSE, EDEN.
- PLEASE, KEEP ME OUT OF THIS.
- WELL, SHALL WE, LADIES? - YOU KNOW, SUDDENLY, I'M NOT FEELING SO GREAT, SO YOU GUYS SHOULD GO.
- OH, NO, WHAT'S WRONG? - OH, YOU NAME IT.
- IS IT YOUR TUMMY? MOM GETS THAT TOO.
- NO! I'M-- IT'S NOT MY TUMMY.
YOU GUYS GO.
HAVE A GREAT TIME.
REALLY, I'LL BE FINE.
- LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME TONIGHT, MOM.
- OKAY, BUT PEOPLE ARE GONNA TALK.
[laughs harshly.]
- DON'T SAY IT.
DON'T SAY IT! - OKAY.
BUT IF IT TAKES AWAY ANY OF THE CREEP FACTOR, I THINK YOU WERE THE HOTTER MOM.
- SO, THE PRETTY LADY'S BACK.
HOW 'BOUT SOME COMPANY? - YOU CLOSE WITH YOUR MOTHER? - MY MOTHER'S DEAD.
- HAVE A SEAT.
[upbeat music.]
? - YEAH.
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