What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002) s03e09 Episode Script

1
[CROWD CHEERING
AND LAUGHING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
WELL, PARIS
WAS EXCITING,
BUT HONG KONG
REALLY KNOWS HOW TO
CELEBRATE NEW YEAR'S.
LIKE, YEAH.
CHEER UP, SHAGGY.
ENJOY THE PARADE.
HOW CAN I
WHEN MY FAVORITE
BATHTUB PAL DUCK GUY
WAS TOTALED
BY MY BATTLESHIP?
LIKE, HE CAN'T EVEN
SAY "QUACK" ANYMORE.
QUACK?
THANKS, SCOOB, BU
IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME.
DON'T WORRY, SHAGGY.
WE'LL GET DUCK GUY FIXED.
THE LING TOY COMPANY
WHERE HE WAS MADE IS
RIGHT HERE IN HONG KONG.
HEAR THAT, DUCK GUY?
WE'RE IN YOUR HOMETOWN.
LOOK, THERE'S EVEN
ONE OF THEIR STORES.
HEY, CHECK THAT,
SCOOB--
A CANDY RING
WORTH ONE MILLION BUCKS.
LIKE, ANY CANDY
AGED 500 YEARS HAS
GOT TO BE PRIMO TASTY.
YUMMY.
JEEPERS, WHA
A BEAUTIFUL DRAGON.
[CROWD GASPS]
[ROARING]
ZOINKS!
[CROWD YELLING]
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW YOU ♪
YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
WE SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
DON'T LOOK BACK ♪
YOU MAY FIND
ANOTHER CLUE ♪
SCOOBY SNACKS WILL BE
WAITING HERE FOR YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
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[ROARING]
Fred: EVERYBODY DIVE!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[ROARS]
Velma: JINKIES!
THE CANDY RING IS GONE.
HEY!
HEY!
I'M DETECTIVE KANG.
DID YOU KIDS
SEE THAT DRAGON?
OUR FRIEND WAS STANDING
RIGHT NEAR ITS FACE.
GIVES NEW MEANING TO
THE TERM DRAGON BREATH.
FINALLY, A CASE THA
WILL STOP THEM LAUGHING
AND PUT ME ON
THE CRIME-SOLVING MAP.
WHO'S LAUGHING?
WHO ISN'T?
"CAUGHT IN
HIS OWN HANDCUFFS" KANG,
"SWALLOWED
THE EVIDENCE" KANG.
WELL, NOW
I'M GOING TO BE
"THE DRAGON HUNTER
OF HONG KONG" KANG.
OUT OF MY WAY!
I'M GOING TO CATCH A DRAGON.
WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO THE LING TOY COMPANY.
WE ARE?
WE NOW HAVE A LIVE
MYSTERY ON OUR HANDS
AND A DEAD DUCK.
FOR A MODERN CITY
HONG KONG SURE HAS
SOME EERIE STREETS.
WELL, YOU'RE
SAFE WITH ME.
I'M READING THIS
BOOK ON JU-JITSU.
I THINK
IT'S LIKE KARATE,
BUT WITH
A LOT MORE YELLING.
HYAH! OOH-AAH!
HYAH-YANA!
YIKES!
SHAGGY, YOU'RE
NOT AFRAID OF
YOUR OWN SHADOW.
LIKE, THAT SHADOW
WASN'T MY SHADOW.
[MOANS]
AAH!
YIKES!
Both: AAH!
WE'RE HERE
TO SAVE DUCK GUY.
WHO'S IN CHARGE?
I'M THE OWNER,
HAROLD LING.
HE'S MET WITH
A TUB-RELATED EMERGENCY.
WILL HE PULL THROUGH?
I'M AFRAID NOT.
YOU MEAN DUCK GUY'S
DONE FOR?
I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU,
BUT I'VE GO
SOME BIG PROBLEMS
OF MY OWN RIGHT NOW.
ONE OF MY STORES
WAS BROKEN INTO.
WE KNOW.
WE WERE THERE.
YOU WERE? WAS
THE CANDY RING STOLEN?
I'M AFRAID IT WAS.
THAT WAS
MY PRIZE POSSESSION.
THAT CANDY RING
BELONGED TO
THE LITTLE MING EMPEROR
OVER 500 YEARS AGO.
DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES
WHO WOULD DO THAT?
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THE MAN WHO CREATED
THAT DUCK.
HE WAS ONCE
A CHILD GENIUS--
LOUIE HONG FA.
BUT NOW I THINK
HE'S OUT TO GET ME.
WHY WOULD HE
DO THAT?
BECAUSE I FIRED HIM.
BUT I HAD NO CHOICE.
HE WENT LOONY, CREATING
ONLY TOYS THAT--
WELL, SEE FOR YOURSELF.
[CLICK]
YAAH!
WHOA!
YAAH!
OH!
ZOINKS!
Fred: WOW!
THAT IS BIG.
TOO BIG.
THE ONLY TOYS LOUIE
MADE LATELY
WERE THESE
GIANT MUTANTS.
WHO WOULD WANT THAT?
EVERY KID I KNOW.
YEAH, AND DOG!
BUT NOT ONE PARENT.
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHA
THEIR HOUSE WOULD BE LIKE?
HMM
AAH!
I'D BETTER GET A LADDER.
"W.H. 12."
I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS?
[ROARING]
YIKES!
Shaggy: HELP US!
UNH!
LIKE, THANKS!
YEAH, THANKS!
AAH!
AAH!
UHH!
LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS
HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL.
Shaggy: LIKE, TWO
DEMOLISHING DRAGON SIGHTINGS
IS TWO TOO MANY.
I'VE BEEN CURSED
BY A BAD LUCK DRAGON.
MY SHOP AND RING--
NOW MY COMPANY.
I'VE ONLY GO
ONE STORE LEFT.
IT COULD BE IN DANGER.
WHERE IS IT?
THE MALL AT VICTORIA PEAK,
UP THE 800-FOOT ESCALATOR.
MALL?
BUT IT'S CLOSED.
NOBODY'S UP THERE
TO WATCH MY STORE.
COME ON, GANG.
WE'RE GOING
FOR AN ESCALATOR RIDE.
Velma: WE'RE HEADED
FOR THE HIGHEST POIN
IN HONG KONG.
LET US KNOW
WHEN THIS THING LANDS.
COULDN'T WE COME BACK
DURING THE DAY?
WHAT COULD BE CREEPIER
THAN A MALL WHERE
YOU CAN'T GO SHOPPING?
[MEN GRUNTING]
THAT COULD BE
CREEPIER!
RACE YOU
TO THE ESCALATOR!
[SCOOBY AND SHAGGY
WHIMPERING]
HELLO AGAIN.
LIKE, HI.
WE--WE KIND OF EXPECTED
THIS PLACE TO BE CLOSED.
THEN WHY
ARE YOU HERE?
BECAUSE OF THE ATTACKS
ON HAROLD LING.
WE'RE CHECKING
ON HIS STORE.
HAROLD LING
IS MY FATHER.
I'M MEI LING.
SO THAT EXPLAINS HOW
YOU WERE AT HIS COMPANY
TO SAVE
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY.
IT WAS
MY PLEASURE.
[BONK]
OOPS!
WHY THE GLITTERY MASKS
AND OUTFITS?
WE PERFORM FOR
THE NEW YEAR'S FESTIVITIES.
THIS IS MY TEAM
AND MY PARTNER WU.
[LAUGHS]
WU DOESN'T SAY MUCH,
BUT HE'S THE BES
TEAM LEADER IN CHINA.
OH, PLEASE DON'
LET MY FATHER KNOW
WE'RE PRACTICING HERE.
WHY NOT?
MY DREAM
WAS TO TRAVEL
WITH THE ACROBATS
ALL OVER THE WORLD,
BUT MY FATHER INSISTED
I STAY HERE
AND TAKE CARE
OF HIS STORE.
THINGS HAVE GONE BADLY
SINCE LOUIE, HIS TOY MAKER,
WAS FIRED.
DO YOU THINK HE'D WAN
TO PAY YOUR FATHER
BACK FOR THAT?
I HOPE NOT.
I HOPE NOT, TOO.
THAT'S WHO MADE MY OLD
BATHTUB PAL DUCK GUY.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
LOOK, MY BATHTUB PAL,
DUCK GIRL.
[QUACK]
LIKE,
WHO WOULD THINK?
THOUSANDS OF MILES APART.
Fred: AHEM.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
WE'D FIND THIS LOUIE?
HIS WORKSHOP
IS SOMEWHERE IN
THE WAREHOUSE DISTRICT.
W.H. 12.
HMM.
THAT COULD BE
WAREHOUSE 12.
THERE'S A DRAGON
ON THE LOOSE.
IT MIGHT BE DANGEROUS
TO STAY HERE.
[LAUGHS]
I'M NOT WORRIED.
BYE, SHAGGY.
[LAUGHS]
LIKE, BYE.
[SHIP'S HORN BLOWS]
MEI LING'S
FATHER FIZZLED
HER ACROBATIC DREAM.
DO YOU THINK SHE'D WAN
TO HURT HIS BUSINESS?
NO WAY.
SHE SEEMS SO NICE.
AND SHE SAVED ME.
ME, TOO.
Velma: HERE'S NUMBER 12.
I HOPE MY HUNCH WAS RIGHT.
HELLO?
ANYBODY HERE?
LET'S BE
VERY CAREFUL
AND NOT TOUCH
ANYTHING.
HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.
SHAGGY, DON'T!
Man: HELP, MEDDLING KIDS.
THEY'RE ON MY TRAIL.
HAD TO FLEE.
MEET ME AT KING'S ROAD
AND WATERFRONT.
LOOK FOR STRIPES.
OH, AND DON'T STEP
IN ANY LOOPS.
WHAT DID HE MEAN
BY LOOPS?
All: WHOA!
AH-HAH!
CAUGHT YOU NOW!
OH. I THOUGHT I
HEARD THAT DRAGON.
WELL, YOU DON'T.
I KNOW I'M CLOSE.
I'M ON ITS TRAIL.
WHAT ARE YOU KIDS
DOING HERE?
Velma: AT THE MOMENT,
LISTENING TO BLOOD
RUSHING TO OUR HEADS.
WELL, I'M WARNING YOU--
STAY OUT OF MY WAY.
WE'LL SURE TRY.
THEY LAUGHED WHEN I
WENT AFTER THE GLOWING
ENERGY BEAS
AND THE PROTOPLASMIC
PLASMA PHANTOM.
Daphne: SOUNDS LIKE WE
TRAVEL IN SIMILAR CIRCLES.
BUT WHO'S GOING TO BE
LAUGHING NOW? ME. HA!
UH, DETECTIVE KANG, AREN'
YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
OH. RIGHT.
Fred: I'VE GOT TO REMEMBER
THIS FOR A FUTURE TRAP.
IF THIS IS KING'S ROAD,
I'D HATE TO SEE
BUM'S BOULEVARD.
All: AAH!
Shaggy:
YIKES! STRIPES!
PLEASE, FORGIVE
THE DISGUISES.
I MAKE THEM MYSELF
SO NO ONE WILL
RECOGNIZE ME.
I STILL DON'
RECOGNIZE YOU.
OH. I'M LOUIE HONG FA,
THE TOY INVENTOR.
THE CREATOR
OF DUCK GUY?
MAN, YOU'RE MY HERO!
LOOK!
I KNOW. I'VE BEEN
FOLLOWING YOU.
I NEED HELP.
MR. LING HAS BLAMED ME
FOR HIS RING ROBBERY
AND THE DRAGON ATTACKS.
HE THINKS YOU MIGH
BE OUT FOR REVENGE.
BUT I'M NOT.
THERE'S A REAL LIVE
DRAGON AT LARGE.
YOU'VE GO
TO BELIEVE ME.
NOBODY ELSE WILL.
YOU BROUGHT THE WORLD
DUCK GUY.
I BELIEVE YOU.
ME, TOO.
I NEED SOMEBODY
TO HELP PROVE
I'M INNOCENT.
IF YOU TRY, I'LL
MAKE YOUR DUCK GUY
AS GOOD AS NEW.
COULD YOU GET HIM
TO SAY "QUACK" AGAIN?
IN 7 LANGUAGES.
MR. LING HIMSELF
MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH
THE DRAGON ATTACKS.
BUT THEY'VE ALL BEEN
ON HIS OWN PROPERTIES.
I'LL BET THE SAMPAN BOA
HE LIVES ON HASN'
BEEN TOUCHED.
IT'S WORTH FINDING OUT.
WE'LL SPLIT UP.
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY,
YOU TAKE DUCK GUY
BACK FOR REPAIRS.
WE'LL MEET YOU
AT THE WAREHOUSE.
HEAR THAT, DUCK GUY?
PRETTY SOON IT'LL BE
YOU AND ME IN THE
BATHTUB AGAIN
PLAYING MARCO POLO!
Daphne: ACCORDING
TO THE DOCK MASTER,
THIS IS
MR. LING'S BOAT.
MR. LING,
ARE YOU HOME?
I THOUGHT MR. LING DIDN'
KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE
GIGANTIC MUTANT TOYS.
HE'S GOT A WEB SITE
SELLING GIGANTIC
MUTANT TOYS!
HMM. IF HE'S PLANNING
TO SELL HUGE TOYS,
A HUGE DRAGON
WOULD SURE GE
PEOPLE'S ATTENTION.
RRAAHHRR!
I'LL GET MY DUCK DRILL.
WE'LL HAVE HIM UP
AND WADDLING IN NO TIME.
I HOPE SO. I CAN'
TAKE A BATH
WITHOUT DUCK GUY.
AND WE'RE ALL STAYING
IN ONE ROOM.
[SNIFFS]
PEE-UUU!
THIS SPOOKY PLACE
JUST SEEMED
TO GET SPOOKIER.
REAH, SPOOKY.
Shaggy: YIKES!
SHAGGY! SCOOBY!
THEY SHOULD BE HERE
BY NOW.
SOMETHING DOESN'
SEEM RIGHT.
INCLUDING
THIS GOLD STUFF.
[DRAGON ROARING]
RRAAHHRR!
YAAA-WHOA!
UNH!
RRAAHHRR!
RUN FOR THAT ALLEY!
[ROARING]
THAT STOPPED IT.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY.
THIS WAS ON THE FLOOR--
GOLD GLITTER.
I THINK I KNOW WHERE
THEY MIGHT BE.
HUH?
Daphne: SHAGGY,
SCOOBY, ARE YOU OK?
WE WILL BE IF WE
CAN JUST GET TO
THOSE KUMQUATS!
SEEMS LIKE
THE KIDNAPPING
MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH MEI LING.
WHY WOULD SHE WAN
US OUT OF THE WAY?
COULD BE SO SHE'S FREE
TO GO WITH HER TEAM
WHEN HER FATHER'S
BUSINESSES ARE
OUT OF BUSINESS.
BUT THIS ONE'S OK.
[DRAGON ROARING]
R-R-R-RUN!
[ROARING]
WHOA!
All: YEE-AAHH!
RRAAHHRR!
All: AAHH!
All: WHOA-AAH!
All: AAHH!
MEI LING.
SHE SAVED US AGAIN.
THE DRAGON ALWAYS
SEEMS TO GO AWAY
BEFORE SHE SHOWS UP.
WHERE? WHERE IS IT?
SHOW ME THE DRAGON!
IT'S GONE NOW.
BUT NOT FOR LONG.
THAT DRAGON'S GOING
TO TAKE A FALL.
THERE WON'T BE
ANY LAUGHS AT ALL
WHEN IT'S HANGING
ON MY WALL!
I'M BEGINNING TO GE
WHY THEY WERE LAUGHING.
HE SURE GOT HERE
QUICKLY.
[ROARS]
HELP!
AAH!
AAH! HELP!
[ROARS]
RUFF!
[LAUGHS]
[ROARS]
THERE'S SOMETHING
IN SCOOBY'S PAWS.
I DIDN'T KNOW
DRAGONS HAD FUR
AND THIS FUR
LOOKS FAMILIAR.
MEI LING SAVED US.
WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HER.
BUT HOW?
WELL, THE ONLY
CONNECTION
SEEMS TO BE
THE ATTACKS
ON LING'S COMPANY.
HOW ABOUT SCOOBY AND ME?
EVERYWHERE WE GO,
THAT DRAGON BASHES.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
LING'S BOA
WASN'T TOUCHED.
BUT THE DRAGON
TRASHED
THE WAREHOUSE
WHERE SHAGGY
AND SCOOBY WERE.
IN FACT,
ALL THE ATTACKS
HAVE BEEN PLACES WHERE
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY WERE.
[GULP]
[GULP]
WE NOT ONLY HAVE
TO SAVE MEI LING,
WE HAVE TO SAVE US!
DON'T WORRY.
I'VE GOT A PLAN.
REMEMBER
THAT RESPECTED
OLD SAYING
"FIGHT DRAGON
WITH DUCK?"
NO.
NO.
NEGATIVE.
YEAH, OK. WELL, JUS
GO WITH ME ON THIS ONE.
THE FIRST THING
WE'LL NEED IS DUCK GUY.
DUCK GUY?!
Shaggy: DUCK GUY?
Fred: DUCK GUY
IS NOW 20 FEET TALL
AND ARMOR PROTECTED.
WEB FEET ARE TREATED
FOR VERTICAL CLIMBS,
HOLLOWED OU
TO ACCOMMODATE
A TANK-LIKE CABIN.
4-WHEEL DRIVE
CUP HOLDER,
AND HIS BILL IS ABLE
TO SHOOT POWERFUL
FIREHOSE STREAMS.
BUT CAN HE FLOAT?
UHLIKE A DUCK.
AND NOW FOR
PLAN "A", PART 2.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
WE'VE BEEN LIVE BAI
BEFORE, SCOOB,
BUT IT TAKES A HECK
OF A LOT OF SCOOBY SNAX
TO BE DRAGON-LIVE BAIT.
REAH.
SURE DOES.
[ROARS]
[YELLING AND SCREAMING]
[HONG KONG HOLIDAY PLAYING]
FOUND MYSELF IN A PLACE
SO FAR AWAY ♪
RISING SUN THAT GOES
WHERE DRAGONS PLAY ♪
JASMINE TEA FOR ME
OLD AND NEW ♪
FIRECRACKERS, STREETS
DRAGGING ME ♪
WAKE ME FROM MYSELF,
I GOTTA DREAM ♪
DREAMS SO SWEET LIKE
MIDNIGHT MOON IS BLUE ♪
HA HA HA ♪
HONG KONG HOLIDAY ♪
HONG KONG HOLIDAY ♪
TAKE A CASE OF SWEETS,
HURRY BY ♪
ELECTRIC BLACK AND BLUE,
SUNNY SKY ♪
PULL ME BACK AND FORTH,
STREET KUNG FU ♪
BLIND AND SILENT,
HEADFUL OF LULLABIES ♪
STREAKS YOU LIKE A
NEW YEAR'S DRAGONFLY ♪
HONG KONG RAIN POURS
DOWN GREAT AND TRUE ♪
HA HA HA ♪
HONG KONG HOLIDAY ♪
HONG KONG HOLIDAY ♪
HA HA HA ♪
HONG KONG HOLIDAY ♪
HONG KONG HOLIDAY ♪
[SONG ENDS]
TIME TO UN-DRAGON
THIS DRAGON.
All: WU?!
LOOK!
WU-HOO!
SHAGGY, THINK BACK
TO THE LAST PARADE.
[SHIVERING]
HE STOLE
THE LING MING RING!
Velma: AND HE HAD HELP.
[FABRIC TEARING]
All: THE ACROBATS!
AND I'LL BET THEY'RE
NOT IN THERE ALONE.
[FABRIC TEARING]
Shaggy: MEI LING!
ARE YOU OK?
THEY STUCK ME HERE
SO I'D STOP SAVING YOU.
WU THOUGH SHAGGY
COULD I.D. HIM,
SO HE USED THE DRAGON
TO SCARE HIM AWAY.
WATCH OUT!
NOT SO FAST!
I'M LEARNING JU-JITSU.
HYAH!
HYAH--WHOO!
[ALL LAUGH]
HYAH--WHOA!
All:UHH!
I KNEW THAT BOOK
WOULD PROTECT US.
Shaggy: SO YOU KIDNAPPED
ME AND SCOOB
TO TAKE US OU
OF THE DRAGON'S WAY?
YOU KEPT GETTING
INTO TROUBLE.
I DIDN'T WANT YOU HURT.
LIKE THAT'S ANOTHER
THING WE HAVE IN COMMON.
WHAT ABOUT DUCK GUY?
BATH TIME WILL
NEVER BE THE SAME.
SHAGGY, PLEASE TAKE
DUCK GIRL.
I KNOW WE'LL SEE
EACH OTHER AGAIN SOMEDAY.
QUACK.
[LAUGHS]
LIKE I THINK THIS
IS THE BEGINNING
OF A BEAUTIFUL
FRIENDSHIP.
QUACK!
FOR DUCK GUY, TOO.
[STEAM WHISTLE BLOWS]
NOT SO FAST!
HE'S STILL WEARING
THE LING MING
CANDY RING.
SCOOBY--
[GULPS, BELCHES]
DOO.