Ash vs Evil Dead (2015) s03e10 Episode Script
The Mettle of Man
1 [screaming.]
PABLO: The Dark Ones.
They're here.
Ruby killed me.
She killed me with the dagger.
PABLO: There's someone else inside of her body.
That's why Kelly couldn't come through the rift.
Her soul doesn't have a body to come back to.
It's a little weird having Kelly doing this to me.
Pablo, I'm going to the hardware store so get the rift ready.
I got Kelly, I got the Necronomicon.
Ruby's dead.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program with an emergency bulletin.
Due to the extensive violent rioting, the Governor of Michigan has implemented Marshall Law.
The Dark Ones, they got the Necronomicon.
[screaming.]
Run! MAN: Run, run, run! Go, go! Run! Fuuuuuck!! Dad? Brandy.
As your father, I will always tell you to stand up for what you believe in.
But in this case Run! [Beast growls.]
Pablo, help me get Kelly's body! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Get that dagger! [growling continues.]
I got it! [Brandy yelps.]
One by one, we will take you! Brandy, duck! [groans.]
This way! Out the back door! DEADITE: Give me that dagger! ASH: Come on.
[panting.]
[groaning.]
Dead by Dawn! DEADITE: Dead by Dawn! [Brandy retches.]
[chuckling.]
I have never been so proud.
[growls.]
Come on! Now! [dramatic music.]
Oh, yeah.
Right! What is that? It's Kandar, the Destroyer.
And it's come to test the mettle of man.
Ash? We're doomed.
This is it, Ash.
Everything that's ever been foretold: The Necronomicon, your destiny.
It all comes down to this moment.
It's the final test, Jefe.
DEPUTY: He's right! Ash is the demon killer.
So go! Go kill the demon! Yes, I do kill demons.
But that that thing is bullshit, man.
No way.
I'm not doing it.
If it's here to test you, then then you will get out there - and you will fight! - Let go of him! Get your hands off me! Go out there! No! Let go of him! Damn you, Ash Williams! You're no hero.
You're a coward! And you're going to get us all killed! Well, I'm not gonna let that happen.
Hey, he's here! Hey, Ash Williams, is the one you want! - Dude, that's a really bad idea! - DEPUTY: He's right here.
[whooshing.]
[Deputy yelling.]
[bone cracking.]
Let's go! PABLO: I'm right behind you! [screaming.]
[growling.]
[shrieking, yelling.]
[thunder.]
[distant growls.]
This can't be real! This can't be happening! Oh, it's real.
Okay.
This is a bit worse than usual.
A bit worse? Dad, what are we going to do? How are we gonna fight that thing? Maybe it'll just go away.
Guys, check this out.
TV ANCHOR: Auckland, Paris and Berlin are now reporting similar events to New York.
Militaries in affected countries are being mobilized.
Let's go over to Gordon Daly in New York.
REPORTER: What happened? - What did you see? - MAN: Ah, ah, the the hole opened up in the ground, these creatures, ah The demon came out and started attacking everybody.
[yelling, shrieking on TV.]
[gasping.]
Oh, my God.
PABLO: Jefe It's global.
Global? [thunder.]
Oh, great.
I've doomed humanity.
[Ash pants.]
Yeah, well, you know what? Not like I didn't tell 'em.
Pablo, how many times you heard me say this, huh? - [opens beer can.]
- Why me?! Who am I?! Nobody.
Nobody! Guy from Elk Grove, Michigan.
Where the fuck is that? In the middle of Jack shit nowhere.
That's where.
You know what? I got news for you.
I didn't ask for this! You think I want this horse shit? Be covered in blood twenty four-seven? Who the fuck would want that?! Savior my ass.
[sighing.]
I'm a a god damn failure.
Don't say that.
- Jefe, we're still in this.
- [scoffs.]
Yeah.
We got Kelly's body.
- We need to save her.
- Yeah, why? So she can die with the rest of us? So she can die with the rest of the human race?! [beer can hits floor.]
Enough! I don't know much about this Evil Dead crap, and I know even less about why it chose you.
But it did.
You're the "Savior of Humanity" so get on your damn feet and own up to who you are! In the short time that I have known you, I have seen things that I never thought existed.
Seen you do things that I never thought possible.
You taught me to trust you, you taught to believe in you.
And I do.
Please, don't let me down now.
You're right by God.
[hopeful music.]
[joints cracking.]
[groans.]
Oh, boy.
Give-give me a hand here.
I've been kicking Evil's ass for more than thirty years.
Who cares if Kandar is six feet tall or six hundred? I'm gonna show the world what a Williams can do.
First things first.
Is this really the best time to be getting baked? I'm not gonna fight that thing with a clear head.
No.
- Don't do drugs.
- But you Are not going to pick up the bad habits of your father.
You got that? - Yes, Dad.
- Okay, gear up.
Get some water, some food, some tools.
- Where are we going? - You are going out of town.
No, I'm not leaving now.
You can't stay here.
Evil has a bullseye on my back the size of Tiger Stadium.
I can't put you in any more danger.
No, I can take care of myself! - No! - Why not?! Because I can't watch you die again! Look, I know that we don't really know each other but you're my daughter.
You're part of me.
Yeah, and you're all that I have left now.
- If we are going to die - Again.
Again.
I want to die together.
I'm a Williams too.
We're family.
Okay.
[sighing.]
Hey, Pablo, lets get back to that rift and save Kelly's soul, because honestly, I can't stand her smell much longer.
But how? Evil's all over Elk Grove.
There's no way you and Brandy are gonna make it - to the hardware store.
- What? And you can? There's something about my Brujo abilities.
Evil sees me as one of them.
So, you're like Kane.
- That's what I was thinking.
- [Ash laughs.]
Kane? Kane.
WWE.
He's a wrestler.
Half good, half bad.
Come on, Brandy keep up.
Pablo, you can't do this alone.
I know a way me and Brandy can get there without being seen.
[metallic clank.]
Okay, this connects to the main line in town.
Which leads right to the hardware store cellar.
Unseen! Always thinking one step ahead of Evil.
[jets whirring.]
Those are military jets, Jefe! Okay, this won't take us long.
We'll meet you there.
- Ready? - Fine.
Let's dance.
[suspenseful music.]
[Brandy pants.]
Whoa.
What is this place? Well, most of Elk Grove drains right through this abandoned mine.
It's this way.
[creature squishing.]
[people yelling.]
[evil laughter.]
[yelling continues.]
[Beast growls.]
[jets whirring.]
[explosions.]
Holy shit! They're just making it more powerful.
[Beast screeching.]
[gunfire.]
[explosions.]
Three days ago my biggest concern was getting out of Elk Grove.
Now I'm under it, with Ashy Slashy, who turns out to be my father and we're facing the end of humanity.
Yep.
That's a hell of a shit sandwich, kiddo.
I eat 'em everyday.
I'm really sorry.
That must've really sucked going through everything you did and no one believing you.
When this is all over, I'd really like to hear about it.
And you.
Deal.
Hey, uh The night I first found the Necronomicon, I had this.
I've never told anyone this before, but ever since that day, I always carried this necklace on me.
Not sure why exactly.
I guess I thought it would keep me safe.
I want you to have it.
- Oh, I can't take that.
- No, please.
Trust me.
I can't keep doing this shit forever.
It belongs in your hands now.
I feel better knowing that you have it.
Thank you.
- [flapping sound.]
- [gasping.]
[roaring.]
I don't think we're alone down here.
[thud.]
- DEADITE: Ashy Slashy hatching and saw.
- Don't worry.
It's only one of 'em.
[evil laughter.]
And all of his buddies.
Ashy Slashy cuts off your tongue so you can [roaring.]
[both yelling.]
[roaring.]
- [gunshot.]
- [screeching.]
[gunshot.]
Go! That way! DEADITE: Where are you going? [screeching.]
[grunting.]
[screeching.]
Get out of here, daughter.
[roaring.]
[grunting.]
- [gunshot.]
- [screeching.]
[yelling.]
DEADITE: We're not finished with you! [suspenseful music.]
[gasps.]
Jefe! Evil's upstairs.
They're in the drains too.
Okay, no time to waste.
- Do me.
- No, I'm going in.
What did I just tell you about the "not dying" thing? - Oh, my God! - You wanna be grounded? - My God.
- One foot in each world.
Jefe, the rift's already open.
- I might be able to just go in.
- No, Pablo.
- What if you're wrong? - What if I'm right? [thud.]
Brandy.
[growls.]
Dad I can do this, Jefe.
All right, go get her.
Brandy, hang onto that! I got these jokers.
[roaring.]
And I got this guy.
- [roaring.]
- [Brandy yells.]
Here we go.
We found you Ash! The Book of the Dead is now ours Your Mama should have taught you not to speak with your mouth full.
[gunshot.]
[grunting.]
- [Deadite roars.]
- [Brandy yells.]
[grunting.]
[chain clinging.]
- [Brandy yells.]
- [Deadite groans.]
- [grunts.]
- Heads up.
[Blood splashing.]
What the fuck! [blood spraying.]
Oh.
[panting.]
[zooming sound.]
[grunting.]
Pablo! [zooming accelerates.]
[zooming ceases.]
Kelly? No.
No, no, no.
Kelly.
Kelly? I brought her through.
No! No! No! I don't understand.
I wanted to save you, but I couldn't.
I'm sorry.
Descansa en paz, mi amor.
[gasping for air.]
Hey, hey, hey, hey! - [gasping.]
- You're fine.
You're safe.
Am I alive? - Mm-hm.
- You're alive.
[slow piano music playing.]
- Hi.
- Hi.
- [piano music stops.]
- What the actual Fuck me! Oh, I look like Keith Richards.
I was thinking more Iggy Pop.
Filthy and not fine.
[laughing.]
Yep, there's two of 'em now.
[breathing rapidly.]
- Hey, Ash.
[groans.]
- Easy.
Hmm.
[sighs.]
I'm sorry, Ash.
I thought I could take Ruby on my own.
I thought I could be like you.
I was wrong.
Fuckin' A right, you were.
[rumbling.]
Oh, Ash, what the hell did you do this time? Nothing! Didn't do anything.
[groaning in pain.]
The Dark Ones have the Necronomicon.
What? - [loud thud.]
- Get out! Get out now! [action music.]
[wood splintering.]
[gunfire outside.]
[Beast roaring.]
[people yelling.]
Dad, don't leave me.
I won't, kiddo.
- I promise you.
- [Beast roaring.]
[soldiers yelling.]
[panting.]
GIRL: Mom?! Mom! Where are you, Mom? [gunfire, explosion.]
Hi, hey, you okay? You hurt? No? Fall back! Bravo, cover fire! Move, move, move! Come on! Move it, move it! Jesus! SOLDIER: Hold your fire! - Everybody okay? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
- Let's go! - SOLDIER: I repeat, fall back - Federal law! - [Kelly groans.]
- [gunfire.]
- There we go.
All right, hang on tight! Fall back! Move back! Move back! [rumbling.]
Back, back, back! Oh, shit! [roars.]
Behind you! Watch out! [growling.]
[gunfire.]
- [Kelly yells.]
- [Deadite groans.]
Come on! Fuck you! [soldier groans in the distance.]
[indistinct yelling.]
Kelly! Come on! - [Beast shrieks.]
- I got ya! - Come with me! - Get 'em in there! Let's go! Let's go! [explosion.]
Get into the transport! We're evacuating! We're out of time, people! SOLDIER: Sir! Strike group authorized! They're gonna nuke it! God damnit! Not until we're clear! On our signal! On our signal! Jefe! That won't kill it.
It's only gonna make it stronger.
- Bigger.
- Hey, chief! I wouldn't nuke that thing if I were you.
Get your ass into the transport or you're on your own, cowboy! [gunfire.]
[screaming.]
- [Deadite screeching.]
- Fuck! [shrieking.]
- Give me that! - Fuck! - Yeah, you want some more? - Come on, let's go! Let's go! Get in there! COMMANDER: Gather up the rest of this! We're out! We then fire! Dad, get in! [Beast roars.]
[time slows down.]
[time resumes.]
BRANDY: No! What are you doing!? My father always said I ran from my fights, Brandy.
I'm not running from this one.
Ash, come on.
Get in the fucking truck! Kelly, the people are gonna need a strong leader.
Someone they can depend on.
Someone they can believe in.
That's you.
Pablo.
You're the Jefe now.
[slow music.]
You save them.
You said you wouldn't leave me! I'm doing this for you.
I'm doing it for all of you.
I gotta finally for once, own up to who the hell I am.
[sobbing.]
COMMANDER: Soldiers, we are leaving! Let's go! [sobs.]
COMMANDER: I repeat.
Clear.
[gloomy music.]
[helicopters whirring.]
[Beast roars.]
Come get some.
["Stormbringer" by Deep Purple playing.]
Oh, that could be handy.
Okay Ash, just like Battle Zone, the arcade game.
How hard could it be right? Coming out of nowhere Driving like rain Stormbringer dance On the thunder again Oh, oh! Dark cloud gathering Breaking the day No point running Because it's coming your way Oh! Ride the rainbow - Crack the sky - Sorry, Pablo! My bad! Stormbringer coming That's it.
Time to die Ohhh.
[car alarm goes off, dies.]
Come on, you bucket of bolts! [purposeful, action music.]
Okay, big boy! Ashley J.
Williams is coming for you! Yeeeaaah! [rumbling.]
[Beast roars.]
There you are, you big bastard! Don't go anywhere.
I've got a little something for ya.
[dramatic music.]
Locked and loaded.
[whistles.]
Hey, you bag of assholes! You looking for me!? [laughing.]
[roars.]
[Beast shrieks.]
[purposeful music.]
You want to test the mettle of man, huh? How about if you taste the metal of man?! [clicks.]
[clicking.]
Oh, crap! Whoa! [shrieking.]
Whoa! - [roaring.]
- Whoooooa! Oh! [panting.]
[beeping.]
[roars.]
- [beeping.]
- [loud beep.]
[shrieking.]
[sizzling sound.]
Ohhh.
[Ash groans.]
Oh! [Beast screeching.]
[Ash grunts.]
[rumbling.]
[dramatic music.]
[roaring.]
[squishing.]
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! ASH: Ohh! Noooo! [Beast groans.]
[celestial sounds.]
[distant roars.]
[sounds stop.]
[dragging sound.]
[indistinct, eerie whispers.]
[computer beeps.]
[beeping, whirring.]
[beeping.]
[groans.]
[monitors beeping.]
[air whooshing, beeping.]
Hello.
[beeping.]
[loud clank.]
[door scraping.]
[squeaky steps.]
[suspenseful music.]
The Savior is awake.
Come.
[squeaky steps.]
[door opening.]
Oh, no.
It's all gone.
Not everything.
["Space Truckin'" by Deep Purple playing.]
Okay.
What's going on? Where's my daughter? I'll explain while you drive.
The Dark Ones are on the move.
Well, we had a lot of luck on Venus We always had a ball on Mars We meetin' all the groovy people We've rocked the Milky Way so far [accelerating engine.]
We danced around with Borealis We're space truckin' 'round to the stars Come on! Come on! Come on! Let's go space truckin'! Come on! How do you feel, Sire? [accelerates engine.]
Groovy.
Heeaaahh! Come on! Come on! Come on! Let's go space truckin'! Come on! Come on! Come on! Space truckin'! The fireball that we rode was moving But now we've got a new machine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah The freaks said, "Man, those cats can really swing" They got music in their solar system They've rocked around the Milky Way They danced around with Borealis They're space truckin' everyday Come on! Come on! Come on!
PABLO: The Dark Ones.
They're here.
Ruby killed me.
She killed me with the dagger.
PABLO: There's someone else inside of her body.
That's why Kelly couldn't come through the rift.
Her soul doesn't have a body to come back to.
It's a little weird having Kelly doing this to me.
Pablo, I'm going to the hardware store so get the rift ready.
I got Kelly, I got the Necronomicon.
Ruby's dead.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program with an emergency bulletin.
Due to the extensive violent rioting, the Governor of Michigan has implemented Marshall Law.
The Dark Ones, they got the Necronomicon.
[screaming.]
Run! MAN: Run, run, run! Go, go! Run! Fuuuuuck!! Dad? Brandy.
As your father, I will always tell you to stand up for what you believe in.
But in this case Run! [Beast growls.]
Pablo, help me get Kelly's body! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Get that dagger! [growling continues.]
I got it! [Brandy yelps.]
One by one, we will take you! Brandy, duck! [groans.]
This way! Out the back door! DEADITE: Give me that dagger! ASH: Come on.
[panting.]
[groaning.]
Dead by Dawn! DEADITE: Dead by Dawn! [Brandy retches.]
[chuckling.]
I have never been so proud.
[growls.]
Come on! Now! [dramatic music.]
Oh, yeah.
Right! What is that? It's Kandar, the Destroyer.
And it's come to test the mettle of man.
Ash? We're doomed.
This is it, Ash.
Everything that's ever been foretold: The Necronomicon, your destiny.
It all comes down to this moment.
It's the final test, Jefe.
DEPUTY: He's right! Ash is the demon killer.
So go! Go kill the demon! Yes, I do kill demons.
But that that thing is bullshit, man.
No way.
I'm not doing it.
If it's here to test you, then then you will get out there - and you will fight! - Let go of him! Get your hands off me! Go out there! No! Let go of him! Damn you, Ash Williams! You're no hero.
You're a coward! And you're going to get us all killed! Well, I'm not gonna let that happen.
Hey, he's here! Hey, Ash Williams, is the one you want! - Dude, that's a really bad idea! - DEPUTY: He's right here.
[whooshing.]
[Deputy yelling.]
[bone cracking.]
Let's go! PABLO: I'm right behind you! [screaming.]
[growling.]
[shrieking, yelling.]
[thunder.]
[distant growls.]
This can't be real! This can't be happening! Oh, it's real.
Okay.
This is a bit worse than usual.
A bit worse? Dad, what are we going to do? How are we gonna fight that thing? Maybe it'll just go away.
Guys, check this out.
TV ANCHOR: Auckland, Paris and Berlin are now reporting similar events to New York.
Militaries in affected countries are being mobilized.
Let's go over to Gordon Daly in New York.
REPORTER: What happened? - What did you see? - MAN: Ah, ah, the the hole opened up in the ground, these creatures, ah The demon came out and started attacking everybody.
[yelling, shrieking on TV.]
[gasping.]
Oh, my God.
PABLO: Jefe It's global.
Global? [thunder.]
Oh, great.
I've doomed humanity.
[Ash pants.]
Yeah, well, you know what? Not like I didn't tell 'em.
Pablo, how many times you heard me say this, huh? - [opens beer can.]
- Why me?! Who am I?! Nobody.
Nobody! Guy from Elk Grove, Michigan.
Where the fuck is that? In the middle of Jack shit nowhere.
That's where.
You know what? I got news for you.
I didn't ask for this! You think I want this horse shit? Be covered in blood twenty four-seven? Who the fuck would want that?! Savior my ass.
[sighing.]
I'm a a god damn failure.
Don't say that.
- Jefe, we're still in this.
- [scoffs.]
Yeah.
We got Kelly's body.
- We need to save her.
- Yeah, why? So she can die with the rest of us? So she can die with the rest of the human race?! [beer can hits floor.]
Enough! I don't know much about this Evil Dead crap, and I know even less about why it chose you.
But it did.
You're the "Savior of Humanity" so get on your damn feet and own up to who you are! In the short time that I have known you, I have seen things that I never thought existed.
Seen you do things that I never thought possible.
You taught me to trust you, you taught to believe in you.
And I do.
Please, don't let me down now.
You're right by God.
[hopeful music.]
[joints cracking.]
[groans.]
Oh, boy.
Give-give me a hand here.
I've been kicking Evil's ass for more than thirty years.
Who cares if Kandar is six feet tall or six hundred? I'm gonna show the world what a Williams can do.
First things first.
Is this really the best time to be getting baked? I'm not gonna fight that thing with a clear head.
No.
- Don't do drugs.
- But you Are not going to pick up the bad habits of your father.
You got that? - Yes, Dad.
- Okay, gear up.
Get some water, some food, some tools.
- Where are we going? - You are going out of town.
No, I'm not leaving now.
You can't stay here.
Evil has a bullseye on my back the size of Tiger Stadium.
I can't put you in any more danger.
No, I can take care of myself! - No! - Why not?! Because I can't watch you die again! Look, I know that we don't really know each other but you're my daughter.
You're part of me.
Yeah, and you're all that I have left now.
- If we are going to die - Again.
Again.
I want to die together.
I'm a Williams too.
We're family.
Okay.
[sighing.]
Hey, Pablo, lets get back to that rift and save Kelly's soul, because honestly, I can't stand her smell much longer.
But how? Evil's all over Elk Grove.
There's no way you and Brandy are gonna make it - to the hardware store.
- What? And you can? There's something about my Brujo abilities.
Evil sees me as one of them.
So, you're like Kane.
- That's what I was thinking.
- [Ash laughs.]
Kane? Kane.
WWE.
He's a wrestler.
Half good, half bad.
Come on, Brandy keep up.
Pablo, you can't do this alone.
I know a way me and Brandy can get there without being seen.
[metallic clank.]
Okay, this connects to the main line in town.
Which leads right to the hardware store cellar.
Unseen! Always thinking one step ahead of Evil.
[jets whirring.]
Those are military jets, Jefe! Okay, this won't take us long.
We'll meet you there.
- Ready? - Fine.
Let's dance.
[suspenseful music.]
[Brandy pants.]
Whoa.
What is this place? Well, most of Elk Grove drains right through this abandoned mine.
It's this way.
[creature squishing.]
[people yelling.]
[evil laughter.]
[yelling continues.]
[Beast growls.]
[jets whirring.]
[explosions.]
Holy shit! They're just making it more powerful.
[Beast screeching.]
[gunfire.]
[explosions.]
Three days ago my biggest concern was getting out of Elk Grove.
Now I'm under it, with Ashy Slashy, who turns out to be my father and we're facing the end of humanity.
Yep.
That's a hell of a shit sandwich, kiddo.
I eat 'em everyday.
I'm really sorry.
That must've really sucked going through everything you did and no one believing you.
When this is all over, I'd really like to hear about it.
And you.
Deal.
Hey, uh The night I first found the Necronomicon, I had this.
I've never told anyone this before, but ever since that day, I always carried this necklace on me.
Not sure why exactly.
I guess I thought it would keep me safe.
I want you to have it.
- Oh, I can't take that.
- No, please.
Trust me.
I can't keep doing this shit forever.
It belongs in your hands now.
I feel better knowing that you have it.
Thank you.
- [flapping sound.]
- [gasping.]
[roaring.]
I don't think we're alone down here.
[thud.]
- DEADITE: Ashy Slashy hatching and saw.
- Don't worry.
It's only one of 'em.
[evil laughter.]
And all of his buddies.
Ashy Slashy cuts off your tongue so you can [roaring.]
[both yelling.]
[roaring.]
- [gunshot.]
- [screeching.]
[gunshot.]
Go! That way! DEADITE: Where are you going? [screeching.]
[grunting.]
[screeching.]
Get out of here, daughter.
[roaring.]
[grunting.]
- [gunshot.]
- [screeching.]
[yelling.]
DEADITE: We're not finished with you! [suspenseful music.]
[gasps.]
Jefe! Evil's upstairs.
They're in the drains too.
Okay, no time to waste.
- Do me.
- No, I'm going in.
What did I just tell you about the "not dying" thing? - Oh, my God! - You wanna be grounded? - My God.
- One foot in each world.
Jefe, the rift's already open.
- I might be able to just go in.
- No, Pablo.
- What if you're wrong? - What if I'm right? [thud.]
Brandy.
[growls.]
Dad I can do this, Jefe.
All right, go get her.
Brandy, hang onto that! I got these jokers.
[roaring.]
And I got this guy.
- [roaring.]
- [Brandy yells.]
Here we go.
We found you Ash! The Book of the Dead is now ours Your Mama should have taught you not to speak with your mouth full.
[gunshot.]
[grunting.]
- [Deadite roars.]
- [Brandy yells.]
[grunting.]
[chain clinging.]
- [Brandy yells.]
- [Deadite groans.]
- [grunts.]
- Heads up.
[Blood splashing.]
What the fuck! [blood spraying.]
Oh.
[panting.]
[zooming sound.]
[grunting.]
Pablo! [zooming accelerates.]
[zooming ceases.]
Kelly? No.
No, no, no.
Kelly.
Kelly? I brought her through.
No! No! No! I don't understand.
I wanted to save you, but I couldn't.
I'm sorry.
Descansa en paz, mi amor.
[gasping for air.]
Hey, hey, hey, hey! - [gasping.]
- You're fine.
You're safe.
Am I alive? - Mm-hm.
- You're alive.
[slow piano music playing.]
- Hi.
- Hi.
- [piano music stops.]
- What the actual Fuck me! Oh, I look like Keith Richards.
I was thinking more Iggy Pop.
Filthy and not fine.
[laughing.]
Yep, there's two of 'em now.
[breathing rapidly.]
- Hey, Ash.
[groans.]
- Easy.
Hmm.
[sighs.]
I'm sorry, Ash.
I thought I could take Ruby on my own.
I thought I could be like you.
I was wrong.
Fuckin' A right, you were.
[rumbling.]
Oh, Ash, what the hell did you do this time? Nothing! Didn't do anything.
[groaning in pain.]
The Dark Ones have the Necronomicon.
What? - [loud thud.]
- Get out! Get out now! [action music.]
[wood splintering.]
[gunfire outside.]
[Beast roaring.]
[people yelling.]
Dad, don't leave me.
I won't, kiddo.
- I promise you.
- [Beast roaring.]
[soldiers yelling.]
[panting.]
GIRL: Mom?! Mom! Where are you, Mom? [gunfire, explosion.]
Hi, hey, you okay? You hurt? No? Fall back! Bravo, cover fire! Move, move, move! Come on! Move it, move it! Jesus! SOLDIER: Hold your fire! - Everybody okay? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
- Let's go! - SOLDIER: I repeat, fall back - Federal law! - [Kelly groans.]
- [gunfire.]
- There we go.
All right, hang on tight! Fall back! Move back! Move back! [rumbling.]
Back, back, back! Oh, shit! [roars.]
Behind you! Watch out! [growling.]
[gunfire.]
- [Kelly yells.]
- [Deadite groans.]
Come on! Fuck you! [soldier groans in the distance.]
[indistinct yelling.]
Kelly! Come on! - [Beast shrieks.]
- I got ya! - Come with me! - Get 'em in there! Let's go! Let's go! [explosion.]
Get into the transport! We're evacuating! We're out of time, people! SOLDIER: Sir! Strike group authorized! They're gonna nuke it! God damnit! Not until we're clear! On our signal! On our signal! Jefe! That won't kill it.
It's only gonna make it stronger.
- Bigger.
- Hey, chief! I wouldn't nuke that thing if I were you.
Get your ass into the transport or you're on your own, cowboy! [gunfire.]
[screaming.]
- [Deadite screeching.]
- Fuck! [shrieking.]
- Give me that! - Fuck! - Yeah, you want some more? - Come on, let's go! Let's go! Get in there! COMMANDER: Gather up the rest of this! We're out! We then fire! Dad, get in! [Beast roars.]
[time slows down.]
[time resumes.]
BRANDY: No! What are you doing!? My father always said I ran from my fights, Brandy.
I'm not running from this one.
Ash, come on.
Get in the fucking truck! Kelly, the people are gonna need a strong leader.
Someone they can depend on.
Someone they can believe in.
That's you.
Pablo.
You're the Jefe now.
[slow music.]
You save them.
You said you wouldn't leave me! I'm doing this for you.
I'm doing it for all of you.
I gotta finally for once, own up to who the hell I am.
[sobbing.]
COMMANDER: Soldiers, we are leaving! Let's go! [sobs.]
COMMANDER: I repeat.
Clear.
[gloomy music.]
[helicopters whirring.]
[Beast roars.]
Come get some.
["Stormbringer" by Deep Purple playing.]
Oh, that could be handy.
Okay Ash, just like Battle Zone, the arcade game.
How hard could it be right? Coming out of nowhere Driving like rain Stormbringer dance On the thunder again Oh, oh! Dark cloud gathering Breaking the day No point running Because it's coming your way Oh! Ride the rainbow - Crack the sky - Sorry, Pablo! My bad! Stormbringer coming That's it.
Time to die Ohhh.
[car alarm goes off, dies.]
Come on, you bucket of bolts! [purposeful, action music.]
Okay, big boy! Ashley J.
Williams is coming for you! Yeeeaaah! [rumbling.]
[Beast roars.]
There you are, you big bastard! Don't go anywhere.
I've got a little something for ya.
[dramatic music.]
Locked and loaded.
[whistles.]
Hey, you bag of assholes! You looking for me!? [laughing.]
[roars.]
[Beast shrieks.]
[purposeful music.]
You want to test the mettle of man, huh? How about if you taste the metal of man?! [clicks.]
[clicking.]
Oh, crap! Whoa! [shrieking.]
Whoa! - [roaring.]
- Whoooooa! Oh! [panting.]
[beeping.]
[roars.]
- [beeping.]
- [loud beep.]
[shrieking.]
[sizzling sound.]
Ohhh.
[Ash groans.]
Oh! [Beast screeching.]
[Ash grunts.]
[rumbling.]
[dramatic music.]
[roaring.]
[squishing.]
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! ASH: Ohh! Noooo! [Beast groans.]
[celestial sounds.]
[distant roars.]
[sounds stop.]
[dragging sound.]
[indistinct, eerie whispers.]
[computer beeps.]
[beeping, whirring.]
[beeping.]
[groans.]
[monitors beeping.]
[air whooshing, beeping.]
Hello.
[beeping.]
[loud clank.]
[door scraping.]
[squeaky steps.]
[suspenseful music.]
The Savior is awake.
Come.
[squeaky steps.]
[door opening.]
Oh, no.
It's all gone.
Not everything.
["Space Truckin'" by Deep Purple playing.]
Okay.
What's going on? Where's my daughter? I'll explain while you drive.
The Dark Ones are on the move.
Well, we had a lot of luck on Venus We always had a ball on Mars We meetin' all the groovy people We've rocked the Milky Way so far [accelerating engine.]
We danced around with Borealis We're space truckin' 'round to the stars Come on! Come on! Come on! Let's go space truckin'! Come on! How do you feel, Sire? [accelerates engine.]
Groovy.
Heeaaahh! Come on! Come on! Come on! Let's go space truckin'! Come on! Come on! Come on! Space truckin'! The fireball that we rode was moving But now we've got a new machine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah The freaks said, "Man, those cats can really swing" They got music in their solar system They've rocked around the Milky Way They danced around with Borealis They're space truckin' everyday Come on! Come on! Come on!