Beast Wars: Transformers (1996) s03e10 Episode Script

[dramatic music]
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- [roars]
- BEAST WARS!
BEAST WARS!
- [hisses]
- [roars]
- BEAST WARS!
- WASPINATOR.
YOU WILL BE SUBCOMMANDER FOR THIS MISSION.
DISPOSE OF THE SENTRY AND DRAW OUT OPTIMUS PRIMAL.
WE WILL FOLLOW.
- OH, WASPINATOR MAKE MEGATRON PROUD.
- YES, I'M CERTAIN YOU WILL.
[Waspinator cackles]
- OH, MAN!
WHY AM I HAULIN' SCRAP
WHILE FISH-FACE AND LEGS ARE OUT HAVING ALL THE--[grunt] FUN?
[alarm blaring] [gasp]
- PREDACON UNIT DETECTED. VECTOR 3-7-7.
- AUTOGUNS ON-LINE. - HOO-HOO!
NOW THIS KIND OF SCRAP I DON'T MIND!
- SILVERBOLT, FLYER INCOMING! WATCH YOUR BACK!
CHEETOR, RATTRAP, WITH ME.
- [gasps, grunts]
- OOH. DOGGY-BOT NO MATCH FOR WASPINATOR.
WASPINATOR, TERRORIZE!
PREDACONS, ATTACK!
WHERE WASPINATOR'S TROOPS?
- SOMETIMES DECEPTION IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR.
- WHA--
AWW.
OH!
[groans]
- HEY, YOU OKAY, BIG BOT?
- SURE THING.
I MEAN, NO PROBLEM.
RATTRAP, TAKE SILVERBOLT TO THE CR CHAMBER.
- I'LL HELP HIM.
- NO, I'VE GOT ANOTHER JOB FOR YOU.
- [grunting]
ALWAYS COLLECTING SCRAP.
I MUST BE A PACK RAT.
- RHINOX, HAVE ALL FIELD UNITS RETURN TO BASE IMMEDIATELY.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, BIG BOT?
- TAKE A REST.
- [grunts]
- SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
HMM.
- BRIDGE.
- IF THIS IS A SURPRISE PARTY,
SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE EATING CYBER VENOM.
- BLACKARACHNIA. - [gasps] OH! OPTIMUS!
ARE YOU CONTRA-CIRCUITED?
I ALMOST SLAGGED YOU. WHAT'S GOING ON?
- POWER FAILURE. WHERE'S DEPTH CHARGE?
I ORDERED BOTH OF YOU BACK TO BASE.
- STILL WORKING ON THE SCANNERS.
HE'LL BE BACK WHEN HE'S FINISHED.
HEY!
[grunting]
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
- AH, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HIM INDEED.
I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY MADE IT.
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
- GRAPE-FACE. - SURPRISE, SUGAR-BOT!
- YOUR-- YOUR VOICE!
- [laughing] COULDN'T PLAY THE MONKEY FOREVER,
LITTLE DARLING.
- [struggling]
- HOW ABOUT A LITTLE KISS, SUGAR-BOT?
- [screeching]
LET GO OF ME, YOU METAL MONKEY!
[gasps]
[groaning]
- HMM, SIX LITTLE MAXIMALS.
[chuckling]
WELL, I'VE ALMOST COLLECTED THE WHOLE SET!
[evil laughter]
- [screeching]
- RAMPAGE, SEE TO THE TRAITOR. - BUT BOSS, YOU SAID--
- SILENCE, FOOL!
I NEED YOU FOR MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS.
- AWW.
- DINOBOT, DEPTH CHARGE IS STILL OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
FIND AND DISPOSE OF HIM.
- [growls]
- [screeches]
- AAH!
AH-AH-AH-AH. - INFERNO, GUARD OUR GUESTS.
- AS YOU COMMAND, ROYALTY.
- THE ARK AWAITS.
DOWNLOAD THE ACCESS CODES TO ME NOW.
- ALL RIGHT, GOT 'EM!
- DOWNLOAD ABORTED.
MAXIMAL ENERGY SIGNATURE REQUIRED.
- SO OPTIMUS HAS TAKEN PRECAUTIONS.
BUT NO MATTER. THE KEY IS IN MY HAND.
- QUICKSTRIKE, COMMAND TELETRAN-1 TO STAND DOWN.
- [cackling] [Blackarachnia struggling]
- YOU'LL LIVE TO REGRET THIS, CRAB LEGS!
- I REGRET EVERYTHING, MY SWEET.
STRUGGLE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE.
I ENJOY IT.
- YOU'LL ENJOY THIS EVEN BETTER!
- AAH!
[screams]
- SLEEP TIGHT, CRAB CAKES.
- AH.
THE SANCTUARY OF THE AUTOBOTS IS MINE AGAIN.
MEGATRON.
GREATEST LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS.
MY NAMESAKE.
YOURS IS THE FIRST CHAPTER IN THE HISTORY OF CYBERTRON--
A CHAPTER THAT IS ABOUT TO BE REWRITTEN.
- SOMETHING DON'T SEEM RIGHT ABOUT THIS, BOSS.
- FOOL!
OPTIMUS GAINED HIS POWER FROM PRIME'S SPARK.
IMAGINE WHAT I WILL GAIN WHEN I MINGLE MY SPARK WITH HIS.
[yelling]
[grunting]
- HE DONE IT. JUST LIKE YOU FIGURED HE WOULD.
- NATURALLY. BUT WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME.
TAKE HIM NOW!
- [grunts]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M TAKING OVER BOSS.
- OH, I'VE GOT TO GET THE GANG BACK ON-LINE.
HEY, CHROME-BREATH! - HUH?
- WANNA PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK?
- [grunting]
NO! YOU CAN'T!
- OH, YES, I CAN!
- NO!
- HAPPY TRAILS!
- THE ARK IS MINE!
ALONG WITH THE DESTINY OF CYBERTRON ITSELF!
[laughs]
- NO!
- QUICKSTRIKE, GIVE ME DIRECT ACCESS TO TELETRAN-1.
- ACCESS GRANTED.
- YEAH, WE HAVE REALLY PULLED IT OFF NOW, DIDN'T WE, PARTNER?
- I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOUPARTNER.
NOW FINISH THE MAXIMALS WHILE I SECURE THE ARK!
- HA HA!
TIME TO OPEN ME UP A CAN OF KICK KEISTER, HA HA!
[alarm blaring]
- WARNING. SYSTEMS OVERLOAD.
100 KLIKS TO CORE IMPLOSION.
- AND NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE.
[cackling]
- SHE'S ESCAPED!
HUH?
LET ME IN!
- THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A SALESMAN IS A PUSHY PREDACON.
AUTOGUNS, ON-LINE.
- NO.
[explosion]
- 50 KLIKS TO CORE IMPLOSION.
- [roars]
- BY THE PIT! YOU LIVE!
- I AM NOT SO EASILY DESTROYED.
AND THANKS TO YOUR TREACHERY,
MY POWER IS GREATER THAN EVER!
LET METHANK YOU!
- OH, NO!
- [screaming]
- I KNEW OLD CRAB CAKES COULDN'T DO YOU IN, SUGAR-BOT.
GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO FINISH THE JOB MYSELF, HA HA!
WHAT IN TARNATION--
- [screeches]
[screaming]
- [groaning]
- OPTIMUS!
ARE YOU YOU AGAIN?
- YES.
BUT WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME.
TARANTULAS HAS BETRAYED MEGATRON
AND GOTTEN CONTROL OF TELETRAN-1.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S PLANNING.
- BUT IT ISN'T GOOD.
- [groaning]
- I CAN SUFFER YOUR TREACHERY, LIEUTENANT,
BUT NOT YOUR INCOMPETENCE!
- [screams]
- TREACHERY REQUIRES NO MISTAKES.
- YES, MEGATRON.
NO MISTAKES.
- SEEMS QUIET ENOUGH. [gasps]
- [roars]
- ENTER THE DRAGON!
- BY THE MATRIX!
[grunting]
GET TO TELETRAN-1 QUICKLY. GO!
- PRIMAL! IT'S YOU AGAIN!
- SURPRISE!
- [yelling]
- 25 KLIKS TO CORE IMPLOSION.
- THAT CRAZY SPIDER IS TRYING TO DESTROY ALL OF US!
THIS SHOULD-- AAH!
- 20 KLIKS TO CORE IMPLOSION.
- HUH?
- YIELD, MEGATRON! WE'RE ALL IN DANGER!
- MEGATRON DOES NOT YIELD. HE CONQUERS!
- AAH! [grunts]
- YOU'RE A SNEAKY ONE, TARANTULAS,
BUT I CAN PLAY YOUR GAME TOO.
- 15 KLIKS TO CORE IMPLOSION.
- ONLY PROBLEM IS GAME'S ALMOST OVER.
UNLESS--
TELETRAN-1, UPLOAD AND RUN DATATRAX VIRON!
- AAH!
[grunting]
- COME ON, WORK, YOU SLAGGING--
- EIGHT KLIKS TO CORE IMPLOSION.
FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.
CORE IMPLOSION ABORTED.
ALL SYSTEMS NORMAL. HAVE A NICE DAY.
- [sighs]
- [groans]
[growls]
- AAH!
- [cackling]
- [groans]
- DID YOU THINK YOU COULD STAND
AGAINST THE FURY OF BOTH MEGATRONS?
FAREWELL, OPTIMAL OPTIMUS. [grunts]
IT SEEMS I HAVE AGAIN BEEN CHEATED OF VICTORY.
BUT BEWARE THE DRAGON'S WRATH!
VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!
- WHOA! TALK ABOUT A MAKEOVER!
- IT'S NO JOKE, RATTRAP.
WHAT MEGATRON'S DONE HAS JUST MADE I
MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER FOR US TO WIN THIS WAR
AND WIN IT SOON.
[ominous music]