Bunnicula (2016) s03e10 Episode Script
Up to Our Ears
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HIP-HOP INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Look what we have here.
A truce has been called,
and you've sent five
delegates from your gangs
throughout New Orleans
Parish.
We have the
West-End Lionesses
-(ROARING)
-sitting right next to
the Gentilly Rat Pack.
I like the way you purr,
kitty cat.
Meow.
We got the Skeleton Crew
right next to the
South Street Soul Stealers.
No one is fighting no one.
The Spanish Moss Swamp Beasts,
the Dumont Moth Men.
And the Bay City Kraken.
Yo.
We've settled our differences,
and come together
for one purpose.
And that purpose is to
get Bunnicula!
ALL: (CHANTING)
Get Bunnicula!
Get Bunnicula!
Get Bunnicula!
(MONSTERS CHEERING)
Hmm, what's a ten-letter
word for a person
who is hostile
or indifferent
to culture and the arts?
A philistine,
everybody knows that.
(PANTING)
I'm gonna get you!
Oh, that actually works.
(SCATTING)
Bunnicula?
-(PANTING) Come on.
-(SCATTING)
(CONTINUES SCATTING)
Hey, Bunnicula,
where are your ears?
How he can he answer
your question without
any ears, Chester?
Such a philistine.
(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
These drinks compliments
of the lady at table five.
Thanks for the carrot juice.
-(SCATTING)
-What did he say?
He just said,
"Thanks for the carrot juice."
(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
Fancy seeing you here,
Bunnicula.
Give me back my ears!
What's he so mad about?
(GRUNTING)
Ah!
(MUTTERING)
What's this all about?
He said someone
stole his ears,
and now we should
put these on.
(MUTTERING)
Now he says a bunch of gangs
are out to get him.
(MUTTERING)
Oh, and that we have
to form a gang now, too.
-(CHUCKLES)
-A what? A gang?
CHESTER: No,
there is absolutely--
(INAUDIBLE)
So you might as well just
forget about me joing
a gang.
(SCOFFS) Seriously.
(CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY)
(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
Our gang name
is "The Bunny Boyz".
Oh, cool.
Our gang name is
"The Bunny Boyz".
The what boys?
Okay.
Let's go, Bunny Boyz.
Yeah, let's do it,
Bunny Boyz.
I'm not a Bunny Boy.
HAROLD: Bunny Boyz!
Do we have to go down
all the dark alleys?
Mm, mm, mm. We got
a hot one tonight, boppers.
Looks like our favorite
vegetarian vampire
is on the move,
and he's got the
Bunny Boyz with him.
It appears Bunnicula,
and I do mean Bunnicula,
lost a little something
off the top,
and he's looking
to get it back.
You know what to do, boppers.
(PIXIES LAUGHING)
Aww, how adorable.
CHESTER: Look at that!
She has Bunnicula's ears.
Look at this, girls.
It's Bunnicula
and the Bunny Boyz.
Yeah, I didn't
come up with that name,
but, uh, thanks
for finding those ears.
Oh, we're keeping these ears,
and you better leave right
(SHRIEKING) Now!
Not adorable,
they're terrifying.
We gotta get those ears back.
(SHRIEKING)
Run!
(ALL PANTING)
We told you to leave,
Bunny Boyz.
(SHRIEKING)
(STRAINING)
I got 'em!
Attention, boppers.
Word on the street is that
our favorite vampire bunny
is now under the streets.
You underground dwellers
know what to do.
Oh, no, Bunnicula's ears.
I just had them.
(GASPS) There they go.
(ALL PANTING)
Hey, yo, pump the brakes.
Whoa, whoa,
hey, hey, hey.
Looks like you fellas
picked the wrong tunnel.
Well, we didn't exactly
pick this tunnel.
You see, there were
these pixies
What Harold's
trying to say is,
we don't want any trouble.
We just wanna find
Bunnicula's ears
and then we'll skedaddle.
Hey, you hear that, boys?
This guy right here
is telling us
he's gonna skedaddle.
Hey, Carmine, did you hear me
tell this guy he could
skedaddle?
No, Boss.
Danny, did you hear me
utter the words,
"You have my permission
to skedaddle"?
No, I didn't, Boss.
Enzo, did you witness me
grant any expressed
written consent
endorsement to skedaddle?
Uh, no.
Okay, we get it.
Please, we're just trying
to help our friend.
Oh, you hear that, Rocko?
They're trying
to help their friend.
You know, maybe you
can help them
rearrange his face.
You got it, Boss.
(EXHALING SHARPLY)
Yeah, yeah. One, two.
One, one, two.
One, two. Dance steps
all over the face.
(GRUNTING) Come on.
(INAUDIBLE)
(LAUGHING) Huh?
Huh?
Hey. Go, go, go.
(MUTTERS)
You just missed him, Bunnic.
Hey, Big Tony,
give these guys
the water works.
Obey.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Hey, hey, Bunnicula,
my friend.
Looks like you
lost your ears.
You know, you got
a good luck right now,
'cause I happen to know
where they are.
And I wanna get you to them
if you can beat me
and my friends on
a game of football.
(HOWLING)
I'm sorry, what?
(WHISTLING)
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Pass, pass.
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
Bunnicula, over here!
I'm open.
Oh, that's right. No ears.
(EXCLAIMING)
Oh, yeah.
(HOWLING)
Okay, that's it.
(GRUNTS)
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Aqui, aqui.
I got it, I got it,
I don't got it.
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
Bunnicula, stop!
Ooh.
Oh, that had to hurt.
Well only from
the neck down.
That was a good one.
The word is out
that the Bunny Boyz
can't even keep
their heads on straight.
Keep up
the good work, boppers.
Great. Now, we not only
have to find
Bunnicula's ears,
but his head, too.
Of course, he had to land
in a spooky graveyard.
Bunnicula!
I mean Bunnicula's head!
-Bunnicula-- Hey, there he is.
-Here I am.
What's with the hat?
(MUTTERING)
Oh, okay.
He said something about
summon dead boney guy
from beyond the grave.
He said what about a dead
from grave beyond what?
I did, I did.
(MUTTERS)
(LAUGHING)
Welcome to the party,
Bunny Boyz.
(EXCLAIMS)
(SHIVERING)
(STUTTERING) Bones!
Oh, no, you don't!
-(CHUCKLING)
-Go away!
And you.
No, no!
(CHOMPING)
Woo!
(LAUGHS)
You might've won the battle,
but we still have
Bunnicula's ears.
You have what now?
Uh-oh.
Come on, Harold.
He's getting away
with Bunnicula's ears.
(BUNNICULA MUTTERS)
Bones, I'll never
forget you.
The night is drawing
to a close,
and Bunnicula and
the Bunny Boyz
are headed right
where we want them.
Well done, boppers.
Huh?
(MUTTERING EXCITEDLY)
Aww.
Yay!
DJ DEMON: Oh, Bunnicula.
Ah, Bunnicula.
So glad you could finally
come down here
and join us all.
Seems you never get
around these parts.
Now that we've got you here,
you might as well
enjoy your surprise
birthday party!
Aww, for me?
Yup, it's all for
your birthday, buddy.
This took months
of planning.
I hope you're not
too sore about the ear thing.
Not a bit.
Bunnicula has the most
terrifying friends.
HAROLD: I know. So cool.
It's party time, boppers.
(RETCHES)
(HOWLING)
(ROARING)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS)
(WHOOPING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HIP-HOP INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Look what we have here.
A truce has been called,
and you've sent five
delegates from your gangs
throughout New Orleans
Parish.
We have the
West-End Lionesses
-(ROARING)
-sitting right next to
the Gentilly Rat Pack.
I like the way you purr,
kitty cat.
Meow.
We got the Skeleton Crew
right next to the
South Street Soul Stealers.
No one is fighting no one.
The Spanish Moss Swamp Beasts,
the Dumont Moth Men.
And the Bay City Kraken.
Yo.
We've settled our differences,
and come together
for one purpose.
And that purpose is to
get Bunnicula!
ALL: (CHANTING)
Get Bunnicula!
Get Bunnicula!
Get Bunnicula!
(MONSTERS CHEERING)
Hmm, what's a ten-letter
word for a person
who is hostile
or indifferent
to culture and the arts?
A philistine,
everybody knows that.
(PANTING)
I'm gonna get you!
Oh, that actually works.
(SCATTING)
Bunnicula?
-(PANTING) Come on.
-(SCATTING)
(CONTINUES SCATTING)
Hey, Bunnicula,
where are your ears?
How he can he answer
your question without
any ears, Chester?
Such a philistine.
(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
These drinks compliments
of the lady at table five.
Thanks for the carrot juice.
-(SCATTING)
-What did he say?
He just said,
"Thanks for the carrot juice."
(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
Fancy seeing you here,
Bunnicula.
Give me back my ears!
What's he so mad about?
(GRUNTING)
Ah!
(MUTTERING)
What's this all about?
He said someone
stole his ears,
and now we should
put these on.
(MUTTERING)
Now he says a bunch of gangs
are out to get him.
(MUTTERING)
Oh, and that we have
to form a gang now, too.
-(CHUCKLES)
-A what? A gang?
CHESTER: No,
there is absolutely--
(INAUDIBLE)
So you might as well just
forget about me joing
a gang.
(SCOFFS) Seriously.
(CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY)
(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
Our gang name
is "The Bunny Boyz".
Oh, cool.
Our gang name is
"The Bunny Boyz".
The what boys?
Okay.
Let's go, Bunny Boyz.
Yeah, let's do it,
Bunny Boyz.
I'm not a Bunny Boy.
HAROLD: Bunny Boyz!
Do we have to go down
all the dark alleys?
Mm, mm, mm. We got
a hot one tonight, boppers.
Looks like our favorite
vegetarian vampire
is on the move,
and he's got the
Bunny Boyz with him.
It appears Bunnicula,
and I do mean Bunnicula,
lost a little something
off the top,
and he's looking
to get it back.
You know what to do, boppers.
(PIXIES LAUGHING)
Aww, how adorable.
CHESTER: Look at that!
She has Bunnicula's ears.
Look at this, girls.
It's Bunnicula
and the Bunny Boyz.
Yeah, I didn't
come up with that name,
but, uh, thanks
for finding those ears.
Oh, we're keeping these ears,
and you better leave right
(SHRIEKING) Now!
Not adorable,
they're terrifying.
We gotta get those ears back.
(SHRIEKING)
Run!
(ALL PANTING)
We told you to leave,
Bunny Boyz.
(SHRIEKING)
(STRAINING)
I got 'em!
Attention, boppers.
Word on the street is that
our favorite vampire bunny
is now under the streets.
You underground dwellers
know what to do.
Oh, no, Bunnicula's ears.
I just had them.
(GASPS) There they go.
(ALL PANTING)
Hey, yo, pump the brakes.
Whoa, whoa,
hey, hey, hey.
Looks like you fellas
picked the wrong tunnel.
Well, we didn't exactly
pick this tunnel.
You see, there were
these pixies
What Harold's
trying to say is,
we don't want any trouble.
We just wanna find
Bunnicula's ears
and then we'll skedaddle.
Hey, you hear that, boys?
This guy right here
is telling us
he's gonna skedaddle.
Hey, Carmine, did you hear me
tell this guy he could
skedaddle?
No, Boss.
Danny, did you hear me
utter the words,
"You have my permission
to skedaddle"?
No, I didn't, Boss.
Enzo, did you witness me
grant any expressed
written consent
endorsement to skedaddle?
Uh, no.
Okay, we get it.
Please, we're just trying
to help our friend.
Oh, you hear that, Rocko?
They're trying
to help their friend.
You know, maybe you
can help them
rearrange his face.
You got it, Boss.
(EXHALING SHARPLY)
Yeah, yeah. One, two.
One, one, two.
One, two. Dance steps
all over the face.
(GRUNTING) Come on.
(INAUDIBLE)
(LAUGHING) Huh?
Huh?
Hey. Go, go, go.
(MUTTERS)
You just missed him, Bunnic.
Hey, Big Tony,
give these guys
the water works.
Obey.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Hey, hey, Bunnicula,
my friend.
Looks like you
lost your ears.
You know, you got
a good luck right now,
'cause I happen to know
where they are.
And I wanna get you to them
if you can beat me
and my friends on
a game of football.
(HOWLING)
I'm sorry, what?
(WHISTLING)
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Pass, pass.
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
Bunnicula, over here!
I'm open.
Oh, that's right. No ears.
(EXCLAIMING)
Oh, yeah.
(HOWLING)
Okay, that's it.
(GRUNTS)
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Aqui, aqui.
I got it, I got it,
I don't got it.
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
Bunnicula, stop!
Ooh.
Oh, that had to hurt.
Well only from
the neck down.
That was a good one.
The word is out
that the Bunny Boyz
can't even keep
their heads on straight.
Keep up
the good work, boppers.
Great. Now, we not only
have to find
Bunnicula's ears,
but his head, too.
Of course, he had to land
in a spooky graveyard.
Bunnicula!
I mean Bunnicula's head!
-Bunnicula-- Hey, there he is.
-Here I am.
What's with the hat?
(MUTTERING)
Oh, okay.
He said something about
summon dead boney guy
from beyond the grave.
He said what about a dead
from grave beyond what?
I did, I did.
(MUTTERS)
(LAUGHING)
Welcome to the party,
Bunny Boyz.
(EXCLAIMS)
(SHIVERING)
(STUTTERING) Bones!
Oh, no, you don't!
-(CHUCKLING)
-Go away!
And you.
No, no!
(CHOMPING)
Woo!
(LAUGHS)
You might've won the battle,
but we still have
Bunnicula's ears.
You have what now?
Uh-oh.
Come on, Harold.
He's getting away
with Bunnicula's ears.
(BUNNICULA MUTTERS)
Bones, I'll never
forget you.
The night is drawing
to a close,
and Bunnicula and
the Bunny Boyz
are headed right
where we want them.
Well done, boppers.
Huh?
(MUTTERING EXCITEDLY)
Aww.
Yay!
DJ DEMON: Oh, Bunnicula.
Ah, Bunnicula.
So glad you could finally
come down here
and join us all.
Seems you never get
around these parts.
Now that we've got you here,
you might as well
enjoy your surprise
birthday party!
Aww, for me?
Yup, it's all for
your birthday, buddy.
This took months
of planning.
I hope you're not
too sore about the ear thing.
Not a bit.
Bunnicula has the most
terrifying friends.
HAROLD: I know. So cool.
It's party time, boppers.
(RETCHES)
(HOWLING)
(ROARING)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS)
(WHOOPING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)