Clarence US (2014) s03e10 Episode Script
Flood Brothers (Stormy Sleepover, Part 6)
1 Clarence: Previously on "Clarence," Mom, Chad, and Jeff were looking for me in storm.
Also, Sumo and his dad tried to find a baby badger.
Then Mr.
Reese and Belson tried to find Ms.
Baker, [Whispers.]
but I was with her at the Nite Bites.
Also, Ms.
Shoop played basketball.
And now everybody's stuck in the gym.
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Thunder crashing.]
[Dramatic music.]
Oh, dang.
Your mom's gonna bake my meatloaf.
I just don't know where he could be.
We should go back out there and find him.
No, it's too dangerous.
I'm sure he's f-f [Sobbing.]
fine! [Sobs.]
Sumo, shield your eyes from the grown man's tears.
- Have you guys seen Clarence? - Negative.
[Groans.]
I know how you feel.
We can't find Candice.
- Candice? - My badger.
My sweet, sharp-mouthed badger.
We'll keep searching once the storm passes.
I'm sure I'll see Candice again.
If not in this life, then in the next.
That was beautiful, son.
[Whimpering.]
Huh? [Whimpering continues.]
Sumo, let's go stand someplace else.
[All sobbing.]
Why, I oughta! Huh? Huh? [Chuckles.]
Uh, hi.
[Groans.]
Oh, boo.
It's the mayor.
I hate that guy now.
[Stammers.]
He ate all the chips.
What's a sleepover without chips? My boy! Oh, you're alive! [Laughing.]
Oh, Clarence! - I'll never, ever leave you again! - You hear me, my only boy? - I am so glad you're okay! - Hey, Mom.
W-W-Where were you, Clarence? Oh.
My favorite a slurpee raisin drink.
[Slurps.]
[Boink.]
Thanks, pal.
Hey, did you bring that kite you were talking about? 'Cause sleepovers are pretty fun with kites, too.
No.
For Jolly Man hath forsaken me.
[Thunder crashes.]
Oh, my Jeff, I forgot to tell you.
Ms.
Baker is moving to California, but also, she's not moving to California - because we're going to stop - Hey, don't you dare step foot out of this gym, you hear me? Why would I want to leave? All my friends are here and Ms.
Baker's here, and she's gonna stay here.
- Out of the way, bucko! - Hey! [Grunting.]
These blankets are mine! For safety officers only! Brenda, we need extra blankets.
There's too many people here.
Bah! And whose fault is that, Jim? Huh? Uh, it's Mr.
Storm's fault.
Or Ms.
Storm, I guess.
Uh - Aah! - Hey, hey, I see you! Get back here! You can't leave.
You have to stay here and you have to teach us.
Don't move to California.
Boys, this is real sweet, but I have to go.
- I'm not needed here.
- Mr.
Reese: Melanie! Shoop is hogging all the blankets! Plus, you're the real safety officer, not her.
- Guys, listen - Yeah, I got this, Baker.
See? Everyone, if I could have your attention, please.
[Chuckles.]
This storm has been pretty crazy.
We owe a round of applause to the citizens keeping us safe.
People like Uh, I'm sorry.
What was your name again? Oh, [Chuckles.]
it's Mr.
Reese.
Let's hear it for Mr.
Rice, shall we, for leading us to safety.
[Cheers and applause.]
Boo! Boo! Boo! Thank you, but I couldn't have done it without my partner, Belson.
- You see, he, uh - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! [Concerned murmuring.]
The gym is the designated safety zone.
Actually, according to my map, the gym is the lowest point in town.
- The whole gym's gonna flood! - Uh-oh.
This is all your fault! We're doomed! [People screaming.]
[Music.]
[Wind howling.]
[Sound of raining on roof.]
We can use the mayor's helicopter! According to my map, the cliff is the highest and safest point in town.
- No, it's too dangerous.
- Shame on you! We could use the chopper to evacuate to the cliff! B-But the helicopter is for the mayor! [Chuckles.]
Save the mayor, everyone.
- But who's gonna save us? - Calm down, you savages.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Screaming.]
I have an announcement to make! Huh? I caused the power outage.
When I flew my kite into some power lines, it was an accident.
But my keeping it a secret was not.
I accept whatever punishment you all deem appropriate.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Screams.]
Nobody cares? But I caused the outage! I-It's my fault we're all gonna die! [Chuckles.]
You didn't cause the outage, pal.
Aberdale has a very unique power system.
[Music.]
It's really very delicate.
Aah! And whenever there's a big storm, it completely falls apart.
It wasn't my fault.
[Chuckles.]
Come on, Sumo.
Everyone! Hello! Over here! - Here.
- Oh, thanks, Sumo.
It's my dad's.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Air horn blows.]
I got something to say! Guys, we shouldn't be fighting! All I ever wanted my whole life is just to have a big sleepover with everyone that I love.
[Crowd murmuring.]
And here we are, so how about we all stop bickering and have the best sleepover ever? I'm with Clarence! All this fighting is getting us nowhere.
Let's take a vote! Whoever wants to fly to the cliff, raise your hand! Mr.
Reese: Wait a minute, I see something.
[Helicopter blades whirring.]
It's the mayor.
He snuck away and is taking off in the helicopter without us! Uh, maybe he's gonna get help.
He he's laughing.
Wait a minute, seems to be some sort of creature in there with him.
Definitely female.
- What?! Give me those! - Aah! It's Candice! Wow, Sumo, you really taught that critter to always be prepared.
[Explosion.]
[Music.]
[Coughing.]
- Help! - Hey, the mayor's okay.
We're out of options! We're doo-o-o-o-omed! [Screaming.]
Help me build a raft.
- Uh, what are you doing? - Trying to spark a fire.
Water hates fire.
[Grunting.]
[Grunting.]
[Boinks.]
I mean, of course I love Aberdale.
There's no place like it.
Everyone is so great.
They've all been so sweet to me.
I just [Sighs.]
[Indistinct shouting.]
Uh, geez.
[Screams.]
What is my purpose? Oh, it's easy for you.
Your purpose is to be a fluffy little baby.
[Cat meows apathetically.]
Ms.
Baker, Ms.
Baker! You got to get back in here! [Screaming.]
[Groans.]
Everyone, listen up! Jim, put that fire out! Mavis, pick up that mess! Two of you, stop choking each other.
Gilben, keep up the good work.
All right, good job.
And, Shoop, I believe you have something that's mine.
Oh, whatever.
I don't want this anyway.
Everyone, gather round, okay? It's a bad idea to travel anywhere right now, so we have to keep the gym from flooding.
Yeah, right.
How do we even do that? Well, maybe, uh Mary: Clarence, what are you doing? [Chuckling.]
Um, we're making a giant fort for our sleepover.
[Sighs.]
A giant fort? What? [Gasps.]
That's it! If we can make some sort of wall together, we could keep out the water and stop the gym from flooding! - Great idea.
- Uh, no, it's not.
What are we gonna use to make a wall? The hundreds of bags of manure in your room? [Fart.]
I forgot about that.
You have hundreds of bags of manure in your room? What size are we talking? 10 pounds, 20? 50.
I had to hire a bunch of people to transport them.
[Chuckling.]
It was an incredibly expensive prank.
That's perfect! Okay, we'll make a levee from those bags of manure.
- Uh, we need to work together.
- Tell us what to do, Melanie.
[All cheering.]
[Music.]
Work it out, take command [Whistle blows.]
Build it up and work the plan - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # Pass it on, tie it tight If it's dark, let's make it bright - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # Together we will end up standing tall Together we will stand up tall Together we are stronger than a wall Stronger than a 10-foot wall Together we can work to save us all [All cheering.]
Hooray! We did it! Now we can have a sleepover.
Who wants to braid my hair? Oh, look! [Squeaking.]
- Candice? Candice! - Great to see you again.
[Coos.]
Ow.
- Oh, look! - Oh! We're out of bags.
What do we do?! Step aside, bozos! [All gasp.]
Welcome to the slam.
[Music.]
[All gasping.]
Aah! Boom! [Cheers and applause.]
That's some fine work, Brenda.
Real good stuff.
Ugh, don't let your eyes drip on me, man.
So, what do you say? Sleepover time? My hair won't braid itself.
It's not our house, so, you know, I'm into it.
Yeah, it's not like we can leave anyway, so yeah.
Sleepover time.
[Music.]
[Chatter.]
My treasure.
[Giggling.]
[Candice chattering.]
- Done.
- Good job, son.
[Bites.]
[Yowls.]
Why, I oughta! Come here, my little silly Billy.
Hmm.
Uh, I, uh, I don't think your hair is braidable.
[Laughs.]
Yeah.
I'm glad you decided to stay.
[Chuckles.]
Me, too.
Sleepover time! [Laughs.]
[Laughing.]
Sleepover time! That's how nature played dirty, turning neighbor against neighbor, but was thwarted by fools leading folks to safe harbor.
And Clarence got his wish, lucky as a clover.
The whole town was there for his sweet, sweet sleepover.
Hmm.
Goodnight, my child.
Sleep well.
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose
Also, Sumo and his dad tried to find a baby badger.
Then Mr.
Reese and Belson tried to find Ms.
Baker, [Whispers.]
but I was with her at the Nite Bites.
Also, Ms.
Shoop played basketball.
And now everybody's stuck in the gym.
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Thunder crashing.]
[Dramatic music.]
Oh, dang.
Your mom's gonna bake my meatloaf.
I just don't know where he could be.
We should go back out there and find him.
No, it's too dangerous.
I'm sure he's f-f [Sobbing.]
fine! [Sobs.]
Sumo, shield your eyes from the grown man's tears.
- Have you guys seen Clarence? - Negative.
[Groans.]
I know how you feel.
We can't find Candice.
- Candice? - My badger.
My sweet, sharp-mouthed badger.
We'll keep searching once the storm passes.
I'm sure I'll see Candice again.
If not in this life, then in the next.
That was beautiful, son.
[Whimpering.]
Huh? [Whimpering continues.]
Sumo, let's go stand someplace else.
[All sobbing.]
Why, I oughta! Huh? Huh? [Chuckles.]
Uh, hi.
[Groans.]
Oh, boo.
It's the mayor.
I hate that guy now.
[Stammers.]
He ate all the chips.
What's a sleepover without chips? My boy! Oh, you're alive! [Laughing.]
Oh, Clarence! - I'll never, ever leave you again! - You hear me, my only boy? - I am so glad you're okay! - Hey, Mom.
W-W-Where were you, Clarence? Oh.
My favorite a slurpee raisin drink.
[Slurps.]
[Boink.]
Thanks, pal.
Hey, did you bring that kite you were talking about? 'Cause sleepovers are pretty fun with kites, too.
No.
For Jolly Man hath forsaken me.
[Thunder crashes.]
Oh, my Jeff, I forgot to tell you.
Ms.
Baker is moving to California, but also, she's not moving to California - because we're going to stop - Hey, don't you dare step foot out of this gym, you hear me? Why would I want to leave? All my friends are here and Ms.
Baker's here, and she's gonna stay here.
- Out of the way, bucko! - Hey! [Grunting.]
These blankets are mine! For safety officers only! Brenda, we need extra blankets.
There's too many people here.
Bah! And whose fault is that, Jim? Huh? Uh, it's Mr.
Storm's fault.
Or Ms.
Storm, I guess.
Uh - Aah! - Hey, hey, I see you! Get back here! You can't leave.
You have to stay here and you have to teach us.
Don't move to California.
Boys, this is real sweet, but I have to go.
- I'm not needed here.
- Mr.
Reese: Melanie! Shoop is hogging all the blankets! Plus, you're the real safety officer, not her.
- Guys, listen - Yeah, I got this, Baker.
See? Everyone, if I could have your attention, please.
[Chuckles.]
This storm has been pretty crazy.
We owe a round of applause to the citizens keeping us safe.
People like Uh, I'm sorry.
What was your name again? Oh, [Chuckles.]
it's Mr.
Reese.
Let's hear it for Mr.
Rice, shall we, for leading us to safety.
[Cheers and applause.]
Boo! Boo! Boo! Thank you, but I couldn't have done it without my partner, Belson.
- You see, he, uh - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! [Concerned murmuring.]
The gym is the designated safety zone.
Actually, according to my map, the gym is the lowest point in town.
- The whole gym's gonna flood! - Uh-oh.
This is all your fault! We're doomed! [People screaming.]
[Music.]
[Wind howling.]
[Sound of raining on roof.]
We can use the mayor's helicopter! According to my map, the cliff is the highest and safest point in town.
- No, it's too dangerous.
- Shame on you! We could use the chopper to evacuate to the cliff! B-But the helicopter is for the mayor! [Chuckles.]
Save the mayor, everyone.
- But who's gonna save us? - Calm down, you savages.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Screaming.]
I have an announcement to make! Huh? I caused the power outage.
When I flew my kite into some power lines, it was an accident.
But my keeping it a secret was not.
I accept whatever punishment you all deem appropriate.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Screams.]
Nobody cares? But I caused the outage! I-It's my fault we're all gonna die! [Chuckles.]
You didn't cause the outage, pal.
Aberdale has a very unique power system.
[Music.]
It's really very delicate.
Aah! And whenever there's a big storm, it completely falls apart.
It wasn't my fault.
[Chuckles.]
Come on, Sumo.
Everyone! Hello! Over here! - Here.
- Oh, thanks, Sumo.
It's my dad's.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Air horn blows.]
I got something to say! Guys, we shouldn't be fighting! All I ever wanted my whole life is just to have a big sleepover with everyone that I love.
[Crowd murmuring.]
And here we are, so how about we all stop bickering and have the best sleepover ever? I'm with Clarence! All this fighting is getting us nowhere.
Let's take a vote! Whoever wants to fly to the cliff, raise your hand! Mr.
Reese: Wait a minute, I see something.
[Helicopter blades whirring.]
It's the mayor.
He snuck away and is taking off in the helicopter without us! Uh, maybe he's gonna get help.
He he's laughing.
Wait a minute, seems to be some sort of creature in there with him.
Definitely female.
- What?! Give me those! - Aah! It's Candice! Wow, Sumo, you really taught that critter to always be prepared.
[Explosion.]
[Music.]
[Coughing.]
- Help! - Hey, the mayor's okay.
We're out of options! We're doo-o-o-o-omed! [Screaming.]
Help me build a raft.
- Uh, what are you doing? - Trying to spark a fire.
Water hates fire.
[Grunting.]
[Grunting.]
[Boinks.]
I mean, of course I love Aberdale.
There's no place like it.
Everyone is so great.
They've all been so sweet to me.
I just [Sighs.]
[Indistinct shouting.]
Uh, geez.
[Screams.]
What is my purpose? Oh, it's easy for you.
Your purpose is to be a fluffy little baby.
[Cat meows apathetically.]
Ms.
Baker, Ms.
Baker! You got to get back in here! [Screaming.]
[Groans.]
Everyone, listen up! Jim, put that fire out! Mavis, pick up that mess! Two of you, stop choking each other.
Gilben, keep up the good work.
All right, good job.
And, Shoop, I believe you have something that's mine.
Oh, whatever.
I don't want this anyway.
Everyone, gather round, okay? It's a bad idea to travel anywhere right now, so we have to keep the gym from flooding.
Yeah, right.
How do we even do that? Well, maybe, uh Mary: Clarence, what are you doing? [Chuckling.]
Um, we're making a giant fort for our sleepover.
[Sighs.]
A giant fort? What? [Gasps.]
That's it! If we can make some sort of wall together, we could keep out the water and stop the gym from flooding! - Great idea.
- Uh, no, it's not.
What are we gonna use to make a wall? The hundreds of bags of manure in your room? [Fart.]
I forgot about that.
You have hundreds of bags of manure in your room? What size are we talking? 10 pounds, 20? 50.
I had to hire a bunch of people to transport them.
[Chuckling.]
It was an incredibly expensive prank.
That's perfect! Okay, we'll make a levee from those bags of manure.
- Uh, we need to work together.
- Tell us what to do, Melanie.
[All cheering.]
[Music.]
Work it out, take command [Whistle blows.]
Build it up and work the plan - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # Pass it on, tie it tight If it's dark, let's make it bright - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # Together we will end up standing tall Together we will stand up tall Together we are stronger than a wall Stronger than a 10-foot wall Together we can work to save us all [All cheering.]
Hooray! We did it! Now we can have a sleepover.
Who wants to braid my hair? Oh, look! [Squeaking.]
- Candice? Candice! - Great to see you again.
[Coos.]
Ow.
- Oh, look! - Oh! We're out of bags.
What do we do?! Step aside, bozos! [All gasp.]
Welcome to the slam.
[Music.]
[All gasping.]
Aah! Boom! [Cheers and applause.]
That's some fine work, Brenda.
Real good stuff.
Ugh, don't let your eyes drip on me, man.
So, what do you say? Sleepover time? My hair won't braid itself.
It's not our house, so, you know, I'm into it.
Yeah, it's not like we can leave anyway, so yeah.
Sleepover time.
[Music.]
[Chatter.]
My treasure.
[Giggling.]
[Candice chattering.]
- Done.
- Good job, son.
[Bites.]
[Yowls.]
Why, I oughta! Come here, my little silly Billy.
Hmm.
Uh, I, uh, I don't think your hair is braidable.
[Laughs.]
Yeah.
I'm glad you decided to stay.
[Chuckles.]
Me, too.
Sleepover time! [Laughs.]
[Laughing.]
Sleepover time! That's how nature played dirty, turning neighbor against neighbor, but was thwarted by fools leading folks to safe harbor.
And Clarence got his wish, lucky as a clover.
The whole town was there for his sweet, sweet sleepover.
Hmm.
Goodnight, my child.
Sleep well.
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose