Lip Sync Battle (2015) s03e10 Episode Script

1 - Oh! - (rock music playing) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like Robin Hood Well, it's plain to see You were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (thuds) - (feedback) - (cheering) He lifts you up when the battle goes down, get ready for your host, LL Cool J.
You don't stop! You don't stop! Hands in the air, put 'em side to side.
Now let me hear you say, "Yeah!" Audience: Yeah! Now scream! (audience screams) Wow.
You guys look great.
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle, the show where your favorite stars lip sync to their favorite hits.
Now tonight's show promises to be fire, flames, ferocious.
But, before we meet the celebs, I gotta bring out my right hand, the colorful commentator.
The voracious, the loquacious Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare And stare and stare Woo! Woo! Go, Chrissy, uhn.
Yeah, how you feeling tonight? Oh, I'm feeling so good.
I Listen, I've been known to have girl-crushes, but nothing like tonight.
I promise you.
These stars are gonna battle it out.
They're gonna go hard because they're friends, too.
So it's gonna get nice and catty and evil, - and I love it.
- Rawr.
Yeah.
- Rawr.
- Yeah, yeah.
Look at you all into it.
Why not? All right.
Chrissy, you get on up there, it's time to get it going.
I'll see you in a bit.
Are you guys ready? Let's bring 'em out.
(rock music plays) She won over our hearts in He Got Game, made us laugh in Zoolander one and two, and stars in the wildly-successful Resident Evil franchise.
Give it up for Milla Jovovich! (cheering) Oh, my god, Milla's in the building.
This next young lady, she's stellar in Orange is the New Black, soon you can catch her in xXx: Return of Xander Cage, and she stars alongside Milla in Resident Evil: The Final Chapter.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ruby Rose! (cheering) Milla: She's smacking me down already.
Chrissy: I love it.
- Chrissy, you want to say something to the ladies? - No, I'm so nervous right now.
I'm sorry.
I love you guys so much.
Whew! Okay.
Let's get started, please.
- LL: Ooh.
- Milla: Listen, we were just talking about how insanely amazing you look tonight.
- Oh, my gosh, thank you! - Milla: O-M-G.
If you guys want to hang out after, I'm free, so let me know.
I just want to be the chauffeur.
(laughing) - Honey, you can drive my car any time.
- LL: Oh, baby.
See? Yeah, see? Okay.
Ruby, you start us off.
Milla, you have a seat in the VIP for one moment.
So, Ruby, what the first song you're doing tonight? It's called, uh, Bitch.
(laughing) Well, ladies and gentlemen - Do you mind? - I don't mind at all.
Ruby Rose! (cheering) (rock music plays) I hate the world today You're so good to me I know but I can't change Tried to tell you, but you look at me Like maybe I'm an angel underneath I'm a little bit of everything all rolled into one I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way I'm a bitch, I'm a tease I'm a goddess on my knees When you hurt, when you suffer I'm your angel undercover I've been numb, I'm revived, can't say I'm not alive You know I wouldn't want it any other way (vocalizes) (cheering) Chrissy, those are some powerful lyrics.
Do you think Ruby pulled it off? Perhaps the most literal dancing I've ever seen on this stage.
You're like, "I'm a bitch, I'm a mother" Like you were I loved it.
It was so I haven't heard that song for so long.
I'm so happy right now.
- That's a classic.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Really good.
Milla, how'd you feel it? I think I'm just gonna go home now.
- Chrissy: Oh! - Yeah, right! - It's done.
- Don't hustle me.
I love your ink, by the way, that's so amazing.
He touched me.
You touched me, but you haven't touched her yet, so - Oh, yeah.
- I think I'm in the lead by one touch.
Oh, man, it's stuff like that.
That's how it works, huh? I touched you first.
All that kind of stuff.
Okay.
You get on over there, Ruby.
Milla, come on over.
Ruby Rose, everybody.
Milla, come on over.
So, uh We about to see what you got, huh? I guess so.
A little nervous.
Little nervous.
You're a little nervous? That's okay.
So, what did you pick as your first song? Uh, my first song is - Boyz-n-the-Hood by Eazy-E.
- (gasps) Damn! I grew up on Eazy, NWA, um, you.
Oh, that's funny.
No, I appreciate that.
Well, ladies and gentlemen Just give me one moment to gangsterize.
Oh, you're getting gangsterized on top of that.
Oh - (Chrissy laughing) - LL: Oh, no Ah! It's Milla Jovovich! (cheering) Cruising down the street in my 6-4 Jocking the freaks, clocking the dough Went to the park to get the scoop Knuckle-heads out there cold shooting some hoops A car pulls up, who can it be? A fresh El Camino rolling Kilo G He rolled down his window and he started to say It's all about making that G.
T.
A Cuz the boys n the hood are always hard You come talking the trash, we'll pull your card Knowing nothing in life, but to be legit Don't quote me, boy, cuz I ain't said (bleep) Down on B in the place to give me the pace He said my man JD is on freebase The boy JD was a friend of mine Til I caught him in my car trying to steal an Alpine Chased him up the street to call a truce The silly cluck head pulls out a deuce-deuce Little did he know I had a loaded twelve gauge One sucker dead, L.
A.
Times, front page Cuz the boys n the hood are always hard You come talking the trash, we'll pull your card Knowing nothing in life, but to be legit Don't quote me, boy, cuz I ain't said (bleep) (cheering) Now I'll de-gangsterize.
Now you de-gangsterizing.
Chrissy, did Milla take you back to your hood days? Oh, my hood days? That brought me back to those hood days.
Nobody on this planet does not scream that song when it comes on.
- It's so good! - It is.
So, Ruby, Ruby I knew that you were gonna do rap.
I knew it.
Why? Just 'cause of the way I look? 'Cause you love rap, and I knew you were gonna kill it.
And I was like, "I'm gonna stay away from rap.
" I just knew that.
All right, Milla, you go in the VIP and hang out for a second.
The boyz n the hood are always hard Okay, so round one was explosive.
Next, round two.
Where they take their performance to a new level of enormous.
We're far from done.
Come on back.
It's Lip Sync Battle.
LSB is back! Round one gave both Ruby Rose and Milla Jovovich the chance to dip their toes in the water.
But now it's round two, and it's time for 'em to go all the way in.
Let's see how Milla, a veteran of battling zombies, prepared to bring the stage to life.
Listen, she has no chance.
No, chance, Ruby.
Morning.
What's happening? Are you ready for tonight? Getting my superhero on.
(cameras clicking) Oh, perfect.
Do you guys have any, um Earrings with the little cross? - Cross.
- Mm-hmm.
What do you think about getting, like, one of those skin-colored tank tops? And maybe have pretend muscles? - Oh, my god.
- (laughing) Okay, places please! The top of this number.
Thank you.
Pleasure to meet you.
- How cool.
- Wanna check out your set? Yes! You guys don't have any, like, cobwebs do you? Yeah, just that, like, creepy graveyard feeling.
Here.
Hang it on these guys, on the crosses.
- I can get that for you.
- It looks genius.
I'm excited.
I hope it all turns out right.
- It will.
- Your ready for this? Yes.
I'm gonna snarl the (bleep) out of this.
Here we go! - That was amazing.
- That was awesome.
Serious? I got too far.
You did, but it was fine.
What's up, Ruby? You better be ready.
'Cause I'm gonna kick your butt all over this town.
(cheering) (rock music plays) Hey little sister, what have you done? Hey little sister, who's the only one? - I've been away for so long - So long - I've been away for so long - So long I let you go for so long It's a nice day to start again Come on, it's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again And there's nothin' sure in this world And there's nothin' pure in this world Look for something left in this world Start again Come on, it's a nice day for a white wedding Oh! It's a nice day to start again Come on, it's a nice day to start again (cheering) Oh! LL: Milla, come on over here.
Chrissy: Oh, my god.
- Chrissy! - Oh, my god.
I I don't know I don't know if this was symbolic or not, but you had me throwing dead Ruby Roses everywhere.
- Oh! - That's so mean.
- Ouch.
- Chrissy: It was not me.
- You gave 'em to me.
- No, no, no.
Ruby always has a trick up her sleeve.
- Uh-oh! - Always.
Thank you, Milla.
Oh, baby.
No, you that was unbelievable.
You should have this hair all the time.
- (laughing) - It's so good.
It's so good.
Are you gonna steal me away from my husband? - Yeah.
- If I keep this You mean again? My, like, body temperature is hot right now, 'cause I am gonna die.
Okay.
Go ahead.
I'll let you feel my abs later.
- Ooh! - More abs.
I could even take 'em off and give 'em to you.
Milla, the VIP awaits you.
- You can go over there and have a seat.
- Thanks, guys.
Milla took us to a headbangers ball, and now Ruby gets her chance to answer back.
The battle is close.
What should we expect? Find out right after this.
It's LSB.
It's a nice day to start again Come on, it's a Lip Sync Battle in the house.
We're in round two where our stars cut loose.
Milla just went metal.
And now it's Ruby's moment of truth.
Let's take a look at how she worked to make sure that when it comes to that belt, the moment will belong to her.
Hi.
(cheering) We can't do the music yet because your partner's here.
- Where's she at? - Game on, right? - Where's she at, huh? - Well, we can walk through it.
Okay.
- Then I can throw it.
- Throw it, yeah.
Gangster.
Throw it.
Plus, that is my go-to dance move anyway.
- Right? - I don't really want to use it on gangster.
And be like, every other move that I do it on.
Wow.
Look at all these amazing clothes.
- You want to see yours? - Yeah.
These are the pants.
- Wow.
- So they're not rhinestones.
- But it gives the appearance of it.
- Yeah.
And I'm not gonna have a Lenny Kravitz moment.
No Lenny Kravitz moment.
You'll come to the front.
So step.
Big step forward.
Okay.
There.
Wait Was left over It goes like this.
- I knew that.
- Yeah.
(bleeps) - Uh-oh.
- Oh.
You don't get to know what's underneath here.
Wouldn't you like to know? Wouldn't you like to know? - Yeah.
- None of your business.
Muah.
- Word up.
It's Lip Sync Battle.
- So much.
So much.
- Whoo! - Behind the scenes.
In five, here we go.
And one You ready for this? You ready for this? You ain't ready.
(classical music plays) (record scratches) (rock music plays) No! (cheering) Oh, my gosh! Awoo! Right, right, turn off the lights We're gonna lose our minds tonight What's the dealio? I love when it's all too much 5:00 a.
m.
, turn the radio up Where's the rock 'n roll? Party crasher, panty snatcher Call me up if you want gangsta Don't be fancy, just get dancey Why so serious? So raise your glass if you are wrong In all the right ways, all my underdogs We will never be, never be anything but loud And nitty, gritty, dirty, little freaks Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass? Just come on and come on and raise your glass My glass is empty That sucks So if you're too school for cool And you're treated like a fool Treated like a fool You can choose to let it go We can always, we can always Party on our own So raise your So raise your glass if you are wrong In all the right ways, all my underdogs Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass for me Just come on and come on and raise your glass For me (cheering) Chrissy: Oh, my gosh! LL: Wow, Chrissy.
That was physically active! Oh my Did Ruby throw the kind of party you want to get into or what? Ruby Rose, my Australian dream machine, that is unbelievable.
You - Yo.
- Chrissy: On the silks So many talents.
Who knew you could do that? I've never seen anything like it.
Everyone always asks me, like, my top three favorite battles.
I swear to god, you two brought it tonight.
So amazing! Thank you.
Argh! I'm so hype! I want more (bleep) to break.
- I got nothing.
- I know.
You're looking for stuff to throw.
You want me to give you a chair? Here's a chair.
Here.
Throw the chair over there.
I feel like Chrissy just wants to throw things.
(cheering) - Awoo! - Ruby, what was going through your mind when you were spinning like that? Like, when you were flying over the crowd.
What was going through your mind? It's like, "Take this, Milla!" Oh! I took it.
I loved every minute.
Whoo! Whew! - Ruby, you can head on over to the VIP.
- Thank you.
LL: All right.
Round two was monumental.
Both Milla and Ruby brought it.
And now their work is done.
It's up to the audience to choose a new champ.
We find out next.
This is LSB.
So raise your glass if you are wrong In all the right Yeah! Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! Ruby Rose and Milla Jovovich went in all night! But now it's time to crown the Lip Sync Battle champion.
- Chrissy? - Yes? - Let's do it.
- Oh, I'm excited! Now, is the champ Ruby Rose? (audience cheers) Or is the champ Milla Jovovich? (audience cheers) - Milla! Milla! Milla! - Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! LL: And the champ is Milla Jovovich.
No.
The battle is over now.
Tell her how you feel.
I love you, baby girl.
- And - I love you, too, but yeah! Well, thanks to Milla and Ruby for being a part of the Lip Sync crew tonight.
One love from me, LL Cool J, and my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, no matter what you do in life, knock 'em outta the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L! It's a nice day for a white wedding Oh! It's a nice day to start again Come on, it's a nice day to Start again Come on, it's a nice for a white wedding Oh!