Monarch Of The Glen (2000) s03e10 Episode Script

And fetch! ( dog barks ) I'll explain it once more.
Now when I throw the ball- see, made of rubber, round- that's the ball.
When I throw it over there you run after it, pick it up, bring it back to me.
All right? Quite simple.
And fetch.
You see, fetching is what dogs do.
It's a service performed by canus familiaris, that's latin for "dog.
" It's what you do- you've always done since all of us lived in caves together.
It's quite simple.
Don't think about it, just do it.
Do it.
( dog whimpers ) And fetch.
- I can see you're going to be trouble.
- ( whimpers ) ( theme music playing ) ( coughing ) ( tires squeal ) I think we should tell them.
don't you? No, the moment is just us, you know? Doesn't belong to anyone else.
I like that.
Yeah, but I want the whole world to know.
How do you think they'll take it? They'll be thrilled to bits.
How could they not be? Okay.
Let's do it.
( Hector, garbled ) now also like that and you drop it.
All right, did you get that? - Hector, come inside.
- ( dog whimpers ) Archie's got some sort of announcement to make.
( mumbling ) In a minute.
( continues to mumble ) like that.
Well, I solved the problem of what to call you.
Come on then, "Useless.
" ( whimpers and barks ) I hope this is not going to take too long.
I've got a map to pick up from the library.
I give a talk to the golf club ladies on a new approach to sand wedge design.
And I am going fishing with "Useless.
" I've got something to do as well.
It's quite important.
Well, shouldn't take too long, should it? To say just seven words.
- Eight.
- What? - Archie: the thing is- - ( honking ) No, it can't be.
It is.
- Hector, it's Joe.
- Hector: Hell.
Will you excuse me? There's something more interesting happening outside.
"Lexie and I are going to get married.
" You're right, it is eight words.
Joe! Joe! My lovely, lovely Joe! Sweet, sweet sister.
It's wonderful to see you.
I can't believe it.
Can you, Hector? - Unbelievable.
- Hello, "what the heck"? Still got the jerk in the casting arm, have we? - Who is it? - My uncle Jolyon.
Fresh from the hills of East Africa by the looks of it.
Molly: What are you doing here? You haven't been back in years.
- No, decades.
- Come to see you, what else? Can't be- Archibald.
Uncle Joe, welcome.
You've come at a very good time.
I'd like you to meet- could you be careful of those, young lad? Let me take that for you.
Thank you.
Very interesting uniforms your staff wear these days.
( clucking ) My butler was Moses Elijah.
He nursed me when I had "Onjamin Tummy.
" Protected me from rogue merchants and rogue elephants.
No thanks, I'm not hungry.
But Hector, - ( crystal rings ) - I'm a bit thirsty.
You always were, Jolyon.
That is my recollection of you.
Speaking of servants, Molly, why is it that your staff appears to be taking lunch with us? Joe, they're our friends.
This is Golly, Duncan, and Lexie.
How extraordinary.
- Are you staying long? - Hector? I don't like to think of his plantation going to wrack and ruin in his absence.
They're about as big as Luxembourg, are they? It's Denmark, actually.
A chap should come home and see his loved ones quite often.
I can give Archie a bit of help, seeing as you've been put out to grass.
Thank you very much.
How pleasant to be in the capacious bosom of one's family.
I've actually got a toast myself concerning the capacious whatsit of one's family.
Lexie and I are going to be married.
Here's my engagement ring to prove it.
Isn't this where you're all supposed to say- "congratulations, hope you'll both be very happy"? Er you're joking, aren't you? Darlings, darlings, this is- what, son and heir marrying the housemaid? Please, Lexie is my fiancée.
And a very good friend of everyone here.
Well, father? Archie, Lexie, this is a grave mistake.
I fear it can only end in tears.
Well, thanks.
Thanks very much, all of you.
Can I just say, you can stuff your lunch? I'll just go back to the kitchen where I belong.
It was a disaster.
- Come on.
- Your uncle thought it was preposterous.
Your dad thought it was an affront to his lineage.
- Just you leave them to me.
- Duncan thought it was a joke.
And Golly was silent even by his standards.
Oh god, even your mum.
The only thing that matters is how we feel.
What people think isn't important.
Really? You're family.
The only real family that I've ever had.
Our friends? I don't think so.
( sobs ) - Hector, I'm appalled- - so am I.
At your behavior.
What on earth were you thinking of? - Our boy and Lexie too.
- Fiddlesticks! you've got the manners of a warthog, and the sensitivity of Arthur's seat.
I sometimes wonder what possessed me to hitch my wagon to your broken old train.
I refuse to be insulted in my house.
Would you rather be insulted in someone else's house? - That could be arranged.
- I'm going fishing.
- Joe: What a capital idea.
- Come on, Useless.
Coming.
Not you! Oh, forget it.
( barking ) I think this is yours.
Thanks, I would have been grieved to lose the blighter.
I shot him up at Murchison Falls.
I was standing behind a baobab tree- have you any idea of the grief I'm going to get when this gets round to headquarters, you maniac? Look, dogberry, is it? Don't take that high-handed tone with me.
You've asked for it.
You're coming down to the station with me.
Can I? a word in your ear? This chap is Molly's brother, Jolyon.
He's been in Africa about 40 years.
Rich as Croesus, but not used to our ways.
Unlike you, Mr.
MacDonald.
( chuckles ) He's a bit of a dinosaur but quite harmless.
I can vouch for his behavior, is that all right? Fair enough.
Joe: I would often pop over to Uganda and fish the Nile.
Sometimes the perch, they get up to 90 pounds.
Wow! Afternoon, giving your trout a fit of the giggles? They'll be laughing so much at your casting you'll be able to pick them out of the water with a pair of tweezers.
Cats and puddles, Kilwillie.
We'll see how your jibes sound at the end of the day.
What's he doing lurking around my loch? What specimen of muddy puddle - do we have here, Hector? - Pretty tame stuff.
Compared with what you're used to, Mr.
Joe.
What do you know about it, Duncan? You couldn't catch raindrops with an upturned umbrella.
The beasts in this loch aren't like those bloated things that flop into your nets in the tropics.
They're packed with muscle and sinew, and sheer scots bloodymindedness.
Finest water for brown trout in the British Isles.
And it's all mine.
Let battle commence.
I've been thinking.
So have I, about patricide.
I know.
I could kill them, too.
But all that's a waste of time.
We just have to do what's right for us.
I meant what I said.
If people here can't accept that we love each other and we want to get married, then we'll just have to do it somewhere else.
Run away, you mean? Gretna Green or something? I know it's not what we planned- the church on the hill, the fairy tale castle.
No, but you're right.
That's just a lot of fluff.
We could get married on the bridge and I wouldn't care as long as we're together.
Right.
Let's show 'em, then.
( Duncan sings ) ( Duncan whistles ) Duncan, please.
This is fun.
we'll soon be needing a flashlight to see all the fish we're not catching.
( laughs ) Duncan, would you be so kind as to pack up the gear? I apologize for the paucity of this evening's sport.
That's all right, old son.
I've enjoyed it in a funny sort of way.
I can't understand it.
This loch was teaming with trout of the most remarkable quality.
Sorry, what the heck, I think she's fished out.
Come on, Useless.
( whimpers ) I said, come on.
Uggh! Give me that a minute.
Will you, Golly? ( grunting ) There, that's better.
You hang on in there, laddie.
I'd like to wish the pair of you all the luck in the world.
Thank you.
Did you get that map? Yep.
It's there, Archie.
It's there by the old sawmill.
I knew it.
Get everything we need.
We'll start in the morning.
Give the bride a surprise.
Recording: I shout it from the highest hills what are you doing, Duncan? Hi, Mr.
Joe.
Molly told me to put your stuff in here.
Check this out, the music scene must have been rubbish in the '70s.
1961, it was before you were born.
I was a heartless lout.
I haven't heard this in years.
This was my Mary's favorite record.
This is fantastic.
Did you bag that yourself? For 30 years, I shot everything that moved.
Everything from water buffalo to sacred ibis.
Yeah.
Do you know, young man, its a beautiful paradox that the closer one moves toward death, the more one sees the preciousness of life.
Last animal I shot was a leopard.
When I saw him crumpled on the ground, I felt a great sense of grief and shame.
I haven't picked up a rifle since.
Don't be sad, Mr.
Joe.
No.
well, just for a little while, eh? - ( knocking ) - Molly: Lexie? Are you there? I've got something that might interest you.
I'll just put it under the door.
Leave you to it.
Night, night.
Full of handy hints for the perfect wedding.
I won't say that I know you'll be very happy because nowadays it's said more in hope than expectation.
But you and Archie are different.
I know that you'll give each other joy.
I'm very happy to have you as my daughter-in-law.
I'd have said the same to Archie but I can't find him.
What's gonna happen? It'll blow over.
Usually does.
Hector'll come home happy with a satchel full of dead fish and bless your union.
Oh, Lexie.
By the way, there's a lovely pattern for a going-away dress, page 83.
Father, I want a word with you.
Must you? I want an explanation for your behavior this morning.
- I'm sorry, I'm tired - now.
- And upset.
- you're upset? How do you think Lexie and I feel? what Jolyon said was bad enough.
You won't be criticizing him? You stand in line to inherit a fortune from that old devil.
I don't give a monkey's about inheritances from you, from Jolyon, from the queen of sheba.
All I care about now is Lexie.
You made her cry, do you know that? I am truly sorry for that.
But I had good reasons for what I said.
- Such as? - I can't answer that.
They involve another person and must remain private.
That's not good enough.
Do you hear me? Archie don't shout, good fellow.
Lexie and I are going to be married, whether you like it or not.
- Do you understand? - Archi-? ( softly ) Hell-! That was quite a bombshell we heard today.
Terrible.
tragic.
- You think so? - Aye, like Hector says- - you agree with Hector? - Aye.
That loch had some of the best fishing in the highlands.
I'm talking about Archie and Lexie.
Oh! So, what do you think? You were quite sweet on Lexie yourself.
- Me? - aye.
No, you've got the wrong end of the stick there, Golly.
I mean, she's all right.
But I never really fancied her.
Not physically, anyway.
You slippery, slimy belly-wriggling worm.
Hi, Lexie, all right? - Don't smile, son.
- Just dandy, Dunc.
All the better for hearing the pearls of your wisdom.
Oh that, just my little joke.
Lucky for you that I can take one then, eh? See, I come down here to chill out with my mates, tell them about my exciting new plans.
And what did I get? The second betrayal of the day.
- Listen, Lexie- - I'm not talking to you just now.
I'm dealing with the organ grinder's monkey here.
You and me are finished.
Golly, this won't do at all.
We stood on that bank for four hours without the slightest intimation of a trout.
- That's what Duncan said.
- I can only conclude - your defenses were breached.
- How do you mean? It's obvious.
Poachers have come in and hoovered up the lot.
Don't you think your highly experienced ghillie would have noticed? What else could it be? I wouldn't want you to take this amiss, but maybe the fault is not with the fish - but with the fisherman.
- I see.
I know you have a poor opinion of my prowess.
It cuts me deep, but it's only one of many crosses I have to bear.
I only hope that in the future, you and others will not judge me so harshly.
I can't come with you, Hector.
Archie's got me in a three-line whip.
Take this.
If there are fish in that loch, and I'm damned sure there are, then you'll catch them with that.
As Duncan says, "it'll be as easy as pulling at a 'grab a granny night' in a disco in Wyck.
" I'm baffled by the allusion, but I thank you, all the same.
Of course, I'm sad not to be there, but you must do what's right for you.
So something quiet, something not too far away and maybe something by the sea so we can hear the waves breaking on the shore.
- Such a romantic! - And you're not? Not an easy thing when you're married to Hector.
Didn't even have a honeymoon.
To be fair, he planned one but then there was a crisis here.
Typical.
We were going to have one later, but it was overtaken by a crisis of quite a different order.
- Oh? - There! What do you think of that? That is fantastic.
- Oh, look! - ( both sigh ) We can start down there.
Fine.
how'd you get on last night with the old fella? Don't ask, I've had enough.
I washed my hands of him.
You think it's gonna be as easy as that? He's your father.
Let's get going, shall we? Have you got everything we need? ( sighs ) ( yawning ) ( ducks quacking ) ( quacking ) ( duck squawks ) Pike! Kilwillie.
Hector, old boy.
( honking ) My dear fellow, I've just heard the news about the forthcoming nuptials.
My heartiest congratulations.
- Snake in the grass! - What? I have come across some slippery, malevolent creatures in my time, Kilwillie, but you are the Madagascan puff adder to top the lot of 'em.
I haven't the faintest idea what you're banging on about.
You couldn't bear it that I had a better fishing ground than you, so you destroyed it with the nauseous touch of casual cruelty.
What fishing ground? You're not talking about the loch of the two waters? You put a pike in there.
A monster ate all my trout.
I did not do this thing.
I swear to you on Badger's life.
He's big, you say? Enormous, probably the biggest pike in the British Isles.
The biggest pike in the history of, well pike! - Really? - Yes.
Well, well.
Yes, well I've got an important appointment.
- Me too.
- Perhaps another time.
- Yes yes.
- ( car engine starting ) Duncan: Lexie! - Duncan?! - Open the window! What are you playing at? About last night, I knew if I tackled you downstairs you wouldn't talk to me.
This way, you can't avoid it.
You can't have my death on your conscience, can you? Come away in, you bampot.
About what I said last night, I never meant it.
I've always fancied you.
You're the most beautiful, funniest, most specialest girl I've ever known.
Duncan I know you're fond of me but I'm glad it's Archie.
But if he doesn't cherish you like you deserve, I'll stick him in butter and fry him like a fish supper.
Aahh! Duncan! It's fine, I've got you.
Are you okay? This is the closest we've ever been.
Come here, you crispy cod fella.
- Oh Hector! - Push off, you're trespassing.
Come on, I'm only here to help.
I don't need any help, thank you very much.
I've got the right rod, look at that.
That isn't a rod.
This is a rod.
( laughs ) I won't tell you again, Kilwillie.
Get off my land.
It's only a bit of fun.
Quite the opposite.
This is deadly serious.
I want this beast.
By jingo, I'm going to get him.
Oh, oh, aah! Oh-! My dear chap! Are you all right, my dear old fellow? Did you witness that unprovoked aggression? The enemy just sent his tanks trundling over the Polish border.
I'm going to need an ally.
Maybe you could be the page boy? ( both snicker ) - What's up, Mr.
Joe? - It's no use.
Neither am I.
Here, let me give you a hand.
You need some food inside you.
I'm not hungry.
I'm going to the pub.
Only I can't, 'cause I'm barred.
( chuckles ) Hello, princess.
- I'm not talking to you.
- Take no notice of me.
Who am I to pontificate about anyone, the mess I'm in? Sit down.
let me take a look at you.
It's nothing, just a measly scratch.
Sit down before I give you a real bad turn.
Now, who did this to you? A large man, in a loud checked shirt of indifferent quality.
Beast McLauren - he's terrible when he's got a drink in him.
Why are you picking a fight with him? He impugned the name of a lady.
Called her a stupid, old- I can't even say it.
Someone very dear to me once.
Must be a day for love, eh? What was her name? Mary Mclntyre.
I've lost her now.
( whispers ) Mary Mclntyre? Maybe not for too long.
Duncan, go and get the phone book.
Ow! I've looked up the British record for pike.
The biggest one 54 pounds - a mere tiddling compared to ours.
I suppose we're sure it really is a fish.
What do you think pulled me into the water, a missing soviet submarine? Come on, any bright ideas? I'm directing every particle of brainpower at the problem.
Mmm.
very reassuring.
How do you catch a pike this big? It's too much for my giant iron snap tackle.
- Hmph.
- What is all this stuff? It's Jolyon's rubbish he brought back from Africa.
- Oh.
- Good lord.
I say, very smart.
Yes, careful.
Well done! Double top! Ah! Ah! Everything all right, Monsieur Cousteau? If I see any suspicious-looking fins, I'll go like this- dum-dum, dum-dum dum-dum oh, Useless, Useless! ( barking ) Useless! Archie? Archie? Come on, son, it's getting late.
We'll try again tomorrow.
Description in the family history might be a bit hazy but the geological survey wasn't.
- Right here, it said.
- We'll find it, don't worry.
- Here.
- Thanks.
Why is it- why has it always been that I can rely on you more than my father? - Come on, son.
- it's true.
Whenever I've needed him most- school sports day, or after Jamie died, or now to bless my marriage- the most important decision in my life- he somehow manages to disappear.
Where is he? What's he doing? What could be more important than me and Lexie? And why does he think we'd such be a disaster? I'm sure he doesn't think that.
- Okay, then why- - look Archie, I can't explain your father, what drives him, what makes him tick.
He is what he is.
But this I do know- he's a very proud father.
That's just it, isn't it? Someone else has to tell me that.
I have to hear from you that my father's proud of me.
It's no good, is it? Something has to be faced here.
- Lexie: I hope all works out.
- I won't forget this.
You've been kinder to me than I have a right to expect.
You have fine spirit, and a better heart.
Mary? Mary? Is it you? Is it really you? - you look well.
- Thank you.
I brought you a present.
It's our song.
I can't tell you what it means to me to see you after all these years.
I was such a fool.
I never forgot you.
I never married.
You were the only one.
No one could match your loveliness and smile.
I always knew you'd come back one day.
I'm here.
Perhaps our story can have a happy ending.
I said to all my friends, one of these days, he's going to come for me- my Frank! Perhaps, you and I, we- Frank? Sing for me, Mr.
Sinatra.
Aha! First the troublemaker, now the fugitive.
I've had a call about you.
Something about a dodgy credit card.
Bank of Kenya, was it? I'll call round later for a wee chat.
A pike is the freshwater equivalent of the great white shark- a killing machine.
Lifeless eyes, black eyes like a doll's, a wide mouth and big teeth.
All it ever thinks about is how to use them.
You put that in the loch and it will clean the water of all swimming things- perch, trout, eels, ducks, birds.
I once heard of someone caught a pike, slit open its stomach and found a kind of dog foot inside.
How disgusting.
You rid us of that beast, you'll be doing us all a service.
If indeed it really is there.
It's there, believe me.
It's there.
Maybe.
Anyway, good luck and try this bait.
Sometimes I think it'd be easier to just blow a pike out of the water rather than try and catch it with a rod and line.
Beddy-byes, Kilwillie.
Big day tomorrow.
Right you are.
Goodbye, Golly.
Kilwillie.
What's all this? That's stuff for Archie's thing.
Careful, that's plastic explosive.
Good heavens, he's a boy, isn't he? Yes, he is.
Maybe one day you'll get around to telling him that.
Good man, Golly.
You wanted to see me? I'm not sure want is quite the right word.
Need would be nearer the mark.
But as ever between you and me, this is something that I have to do and there is no pleasure in it.
You seem rather angry.
Again, not quite the right word.
I'm actually rather weary.
I'm the old man.
I'm the one who should be weary.
Could you stop talking in riddles and get to the point? All right.
When I gathered you all together yesterday to tell you about the love of my life, I somehow knew what would happen.
I knew ultimately everyone else would be thrilled for me and Lexie.
But I also knew that, for whatever reason, you wouldn't.
- Can I just say- - that is exactly how it turned out.
Because that's the way it's always been.
With me looking for your endorsement and approval and never quite getting it.
Does it really matter what I think? Did it matter to you what your father thought of you? I suppose it did.
Just for the record, I was a grave disappointment to him.
Well, like all fathers and sons we're stuck with each other.
Perhaps I'll always be a problem to you.
But what I came here to say was that I'm just not gonna worry about it anymore.
I'm going to leave that up to you.
I'm 31 years old.
I'm about to get married.
And for better or worse, I am my own man.
It's time to move on.
Good night, father.
Arch! - What's wrong? - Nothing, look.
I found the perfect place to get married- in Orkney.
There's a stone circle that's 4,000 years old and overlooks the beach and the Atlantic shore.
What's wrong? Well, I've been thinking.
Arch, I wish you wouldn't do that.
Maybe you were right.
Why should we get married somewhere else just because he disapproves? This is where we live.
This is where our friends are.
I'm sorry, but surely you can see- no- what I see is that you have pushed me into all of this.
Me and Molly have done all this groundwork.
And I got all excited and you want to push me into something else.
Archie, why do you want to get married? Is it because you love me, or you want to spite your dad? Or is it that now you don't want to marry me at all? I'm so sorry, I was just passing.
Can I just say don't make the mistake I made.
I fell in love with a girl and I ran away because people said she wasn't good enough for me.
I've been lonely my entire life.
So don't worry about what other people say, children.
You just- hang on to each other.
Arch, what are we gonna do? Golly: "sometimes I think it would be easier to blow a pike out of the water.
Rather than try and catch it with a rod and a line.
" Very well, I'll come quietly.
You went to visit my mother.
Mary? You're Mary's son? You told the folk at the home you were once her special friend.
When? Summer 1961.
I was born in the spring of 1962.
I never had a father.
Till now dad.
( sniffs ) - Hector? - Ahh! - What are you doing? - Looking for this.
It belonged to the boys, do you remember? - What are you going to do with it? - You'll see.
I haven't finished with you yet.
This business with Archie and Lexie, you've upset them both very much, you know.
I tried telling Archie it was nothing to do with them, that is was related to someone else.
Who, for heaven's sakes? You're not making much sense to me or anyone else.
You'd better sit down.
You see, it's just that- the thing is- it's about you- - as it always has been.
- Me? And me- us, our marriage.
What about our marriage? Molly, when I first met you, you were the loveliest creature I had ever seen.
You still are.
But you weren't just glamorous, you were successful, too.
I was a model, that's all.
No, that's not right.
That Italian chap wanted you to be in his film.
- What was it called, "Blow Off"? - "Blow-Up.
" Mr.
Antonioni.
"Blow-up.
" That's right.
But you married me instead.
I brought you here in the middle of nowhere.
Shut you up in this gloomy, old house, like Rapunzel in her tower.
And no one saw your beauty but me.
A hopeless character, not worthy of you at all.
And then, you ran away.
This was a very long time ago.
We haven't spoken of it for years.
That hasn't stopped me thinking about it.
wondering.
Wondering about what? I came back, didn't I? You were pregnant with Jamie.
Perhaps you came back because of that.
A sense of duty, not because of- what has this got to do with Archie and Lexie? I hate the thought of the dear girl being imprisoned like you.
Maybe she'll run off too, but not come back.
Hector, listen to me.
When I ran off I was young and foolish and soon realized what a mistake I had made.
Since then I have never looked back.
There have been dark moments in our life together, but nothing to all the others that shine in my memory.
I'm content, with my husband and my marriage and my life.
No, more than that- deeply content.
Are you, really? Of course.
Now you must go and explain everything to Archie.
I'll speak to them both this evening.
Hector, Joe is coming to see me.
I love him dearly but oh, oh, he's not an easy house guest, is he? He does rather breathe my oxygen, old girl.
But if you want him to stay- what are you painting? You, but you can't see it yet.
It's not finished.
Would you sit for me, Hector? - can't darling, going fishing.
- Oh, must you? I fear so.
You see, Molly, I learned long ago that chaps like me don't exactly make history.
We don't even influence world events.
Once upon a time we did, but not anymore.
All that's left are small battles, and even smaller victories- like catching pike.
I love you more than my life.
I'll see you later.
Don't worry, dear girl.
All will be well.
I feel like a boy from the lower remove summoned to see the beak.
Come and sit, Joe.
Here by me.
It's been lovely having you here.
- But- - you want me to go? No, no, but your visit has created certain waves.
And I was wondering when you were planning to return home? Well, I can't.
I haven't a got a home.
I was kicked out by the new owner.
Nouveau Kenyan.
He's an importer of refrigerators.
There's a lot of money in fridges in the tropics.
What about your money? All your lands, your tea plantations? I made a foolish, impetuous and thoroughly characteristic decision to grow coffee on them.
Then I spent five years watching the price drop as low as my self-esteem.
I lost everything except you and Archie and a sentimental police constable called Callum.
So what are you going to do now? I suppose I'm throwing myself on your mercy.
Good people, and I could be happy here, do the odd thing, give young Archie wise counsel and advice.
Joe, dear Joe.
That would be fine.
But don't you see, that is Hector's job? Golly! Golly! - Are you mad? - Oh, don't fuss.
Plastic explosives? - Have you totally taken leave of your senses? - I've read the instructions.
I wash my hands of this.
I don't want any part of it.
Kilwillie, are we to be defeated by a fish? If this incendiary folly is the only alternative - then, yes.
You show your true colors.
No spirit, no stomach for the struggles of life.
Sometimes, Hector, you really are too much.
Right, Useless, fetch the boat.
Fetch the- fetch- oh, I'll do it.
Where have you been? What's that? I was reading one of the family histories the other day.
I came across this reference to my great-grandfather, who found some small quantities up in the river right about the time they came across some larger deposits up in Sutherland.
So we went looking and we found this.
But what is it? It should just about be enough for a couple of rings.
Gold? You found gold? Lex, I want to be with you forever.
I love you more than my life.
Arch.
H.
M.
S.
Glenbogle, do your worst.
( laughs heartily ) Useless? Useless? Ah ( explosion ) Archie, son- your dad.
It's your dad, Archie.
What's the old fool done now? Kilwillie: Molly! Molly! Kilwillie? What do you want? ( theme music playing )