Pretty Hard Cases (2021) s03e10 Episode Script

I want an improv wedding.
And I'm gonna buy that
amazing dress I saw at Holt's
the other day in the window.
So this lawyer friend Ro
went into your work files,
got the name of our confidential
informant in order to what?
Protect her childhood
friend, Jenn Diamante
Who may be the real mastermind
behind the purple rain empire.
So we set a trap. We suggested
an imaginary informant, CI-1191,
was being transported to our
safe house at 171 Locke Street.
Jenn and Ro were the only ones that knew
the location of the fake safe house.
Whatever gang they're working with,
they've got some serious fire power.
We gotta find out who, and fast.
Jake! Jake!
Our suspects for Jake's murder.
Krish Kharche and Tuesday Frank,
both of whom we believe
are working with Jenn,
and both of whom were arrested
based on Jake's intelligence.
They're charging Naz
With second-degree murder.
It's probably the purple rain I
slipped into your drink a while ago.
Woo!
I gave you too much. Relax, relax
I will kill you!
Wake up! Wake up!
Okay, can anyone identify
the sketch of this thug
who Watts escaped from?
Actually, I prefer evaded.
Just gives a little more
credence to my ingenuity.
Nothing yet.
Nothing on the metropolitan
police databases,
nothing on the RCMP.
Nobody recognizes this guy.
Okay! Watts, take a breath.
- That's good. Look at me.
- Okay.
Do you remember
anything? Anything at all
from these people that
you escaped eluded from?
- Evaded.
- Evaded!
It's all right. Um,
yes. Well, like I said,
uh, he was rough, he was very strong,
but they were all really super mean.
Okay, they were super mean,
um but did they say anything?
Like, any names. Literally anything.
Did they sneeze? Were
they sick? Did they smell?
No. But they were really messy.
Like I keep telling you,
there was a lot of trash
- in the back of the van.
- Right, right, right
Food wrappers, water bottles,
but anything specific?
Hang on a sec.
Yes. Yes. I found this
in the back of the van.
There were like 16 of these
rolling around with me on the floor.
That means that this guy
Is likely a regular at
this sandwich establishment.
But that could be any sandwich
from anywhere in the city.
Not any sandwich.
We're looking for chicken parm, baby.
See? Best nose in the business.
Okay Italian sandwich shops.
Let's do a toggle image search.
Hmm
Hmm, hmm
Hmm!
Oh, wow. Those all look really good.
Terzo's subs, they're great.
Chicken Parm Palace,
that's my Saturday go-to.
You can get a large and
Okay, we don't need the play-by-play
of all the places you've ever eaten.
Oh, look! The green and white wrapper.
You don't see that often.
There it is! Giuseppe's Sandwich Truck.
Looking good, too.
Who knew that your useless
knowledge of street food
would become so useful.
Okay, guys, go check it out.
- Boom.
- Like, right now.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay.
Listen, if you hear anything,
call us that second, okay?
Nice work.
It's great.
So are you two inviting
those guys to the wedding?
Uh, I'm gonna lend them a hand.
Okay so, if you invite Chase,
you're gonna have to invite Watts.
It doesn't matter, 'cause
the wedding's canceled.
What? Kel, what are you talking about?
'Cause there's just so
much going on right now,
this isn't the right time.
Okay
As long as it's not
your usual cold feet?
My usual cold feet?
Wow no, it's not that, Sam.
It's not cold feet. It's
just we need to focus on Naz.
And it's not just that,
it's-it's my mother,
it's the planning, it's everything.
I just can't deal with it right now.
But I promise you,
it's not because of cold feet, okay?
Yeah.
Hey
- How are you doing?
- Good.
- Hangin' in.
- Good.
So they've got you in segregation?
Yeah. Yeah, no roomies.
It's cool, though, 'cause, uh
Well, the place is actually
bigger than my apartment.
Listen, um thanks for coming.
It's okay. We're gonna figure it out.
But just so you know
We've had our eyes and ears
on Jenn Diamante all week,
and she's our primary suspect.
- Have you found anything yet?
- Not yet, but
We're getting there. If we can get Jenn,
we can get you out of here.
- Okay.
- Okay.
So, Sam, I can't, like
Uh I can't sleep.
I feel like I'm stuck
in that night, you know,
but there's all these big
chunks that are missing.
And I just keep thinking
and I just keep thinking,
and it's like you're
trying to remember the worst
but most important dream of your life.
I'm trying to remember music
- Okay
- Noises, anything.
Listen, maybe you should
stop playing it over and over
- again in your head.
- I actually think I've come up with some new ideas.
Jake was waiting on
a bag of money, right?
- Mm-hmm.
- What if somebody found out
that he was getting paid,
and they came for that cash?
Okay.
I got this, okay?
I'm gonna take care of it.
Extra napkins in the bag, okay?
Take it easy.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hey, guys.
- Are you Giuseppe Lazarro,
the owner of this fine establishment?
Yeah, I am. Can I help you?
- I'm Detective Chase.
- I'm, uh, Detective Watts.
- Have you seen
- This man before?
Nope.
No clue.
So unless you wanna order,
I've got some work to do here.
- Sure, you hungry?
- Starving.
- Yeah, we'll order.
- Hey, you mind if I take
a picture of the menu,
just to send it to
the guys in the office?
- Yeah, go ahead.
- All right. Thanks.
I will take a Bap,
bap, bap, chicken parm,
yeah, and you can hold the peppers.
What kind of bun do
you use there? Ciabatta?
That'd be good. Love a ciabatta.
On one side, make sure
there's no parm, okay?
And on the other side, extra
onions, if you have them?
Pickled is best.
What about some extra
sauce, too? That'd be great.
Are you messing with me?
That's a really good
question, my friend.
You see that picture there,
the one, uh above the
- What is that? Cheese?
- I think it's a meatball sub.
The one above the meatball sub,
there. That's a very real picture
of a very real kidnapper,
in a very real embrace with you.
- Huh?
- So
Care to tell us what you
really know about him, now?
Or do you wanna talk about it
at a very real police station?
It's up to you.
- Really.
- Really.
Okay, according to Mr.
Sauce and Mr. Cheese,
our bad guy, Alex Tirasov,
is Giuseppe's step-brother.
Alex has been forcing
Giuseppe to launder money
- through the food truck.
- For who?
George Petrovich.
Head of the Russian mob?
Yup!
We reached out to organized crime,
showed them a picture of Alex Tirasov,
and they confirmed he
is Petrovich's bodyguard.
They had a whole intelligence
file on the both of them.
So if Jenn is using
members of the Russian mob
to kidnap our fake CI
Then she went from middling drug dealer
to an associate of one of the largest
drug syndicates in the country.
Maybe that's the big client
Tuesday owed the drug shipment to.
Mm-hmm. And the Russians supply
all of North America.
So we need to stop Jenn before
she produces a new batch.
All right, we need
to divide and conquer.
You two look into the Russians,
see if you can trace them
back to Jenn or purple rain.
Meanwhile, you, find
out how much Ro knows
about Jenn's criminal ties.
If your friendship got us into this,
maybe it can get us out.
Sam! Hi!
Were we supposed to meet?
No, but I need to talk to you right now.
Okay I have court, so
Well, you don't, because
I called your assistant
and you don't have a
meeting till two, so
Why are you talking to my assistant?
Sam
Did you ever go to that
follow-up appointment
after your MRI? Are you okay?
Mm-hmm, I'm okay.
But you're not.
Ro, you need to distance
yourself from Jenn Diamante.
Jenn?
What? Why?
Because we believe she killed
our police informant, Jake Mardy.
That's insane.
Jenn didn't kill anyone.
What are you talking about?
I'm telling you this
because you're my friend.
Jenn Diamante is a drug dealer.
And if you're helping her in any way,
and I mean it, in any way,
then you need to stop right now.
Jenn was at the house the
night Jake Mardy was killed.
Jake Mardy, the koi
fish loving drug dealer
that I told you about.
He was killed on June 29th.
Now that's the same night that
you and Jenn were together.
The night we went to Remington's?
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm sorry,
are you accusing me of something here?
'Cause I showed you the video. Remember?
- Yeah.
- Do you want to see it again?
I can show it to you again.
I don't need to see it again.
I just need you to tell me
why you changed clothes from
Kelly's place to the strip club?
What are you, the fashion police?
No, I'm the actual police.
If you want me to help you,
you gotta tell me the truth.
We should probably sit down.
Okay, so I've been helping Jenn
get out of things her entire life.
Honestly, I
You know, I thought she'd
finally gotten it together.
- And I was proud of her.
- Okay. What happened?
Okay.
God, you're gonna hate me.
Okay
Do you remember Kelly's
engagement party?
That cop showed up with a file?
Jenn and I went upstairs
because Jenn was super drunk.
But as soon as we got
upstairs, she just
Dropped the drunk act
and she asked me to listen
at the door while she
took pictures of the file.
Did you ask her why?
Like, I don't know, it was just
It just felt like a
stupid joke or a dare
Okay. Where did you go after you left?
We came back here. We
were just watching TV,
and we put on sweatpants, and
I tried to get her to go to bed,
but she just wanted to keep drinking.
And she went out.
What time?
It was like 12.
And then what did you do?
I went to sleep.
I was out cold by the time
she came in and woke me up.
She actually Scared
the shit out of me
because she ran into my bathroom
and she slammed the door,
and then she wouldn't come out
until I brought her some clothes,
and she she kept saying
that she'd thrown up on herself,
but when she came out,
she was like, like
Like, just like dead-eyed.
And she said that she
Got in a fight,
and some guy was harassing her at a bar,
and she had punched
him one too many times.
Okay. What bar was that?
- She couldn't remember.
- Mm
So she said she was afraid
of getting an assault charge
and could I help her
come up with a story.
An alibi.
This is really
This is making me look
really bad right now.
- So bad!
- It's okay, you're doing good.
- Keep going.
- Uh
Yeah, so I-I just, I got on my phone
and I found an old video
of us at Remington's
and I figured if I just posted it,
it would look like we
were there, at that moment.
And then we could change into
the clothes we were wearing
in the video and I could get
Valentino to vouch for us,
'cause he owed me.
So you went and you showed your faces.
We got back here around 4:30.
And I paid him $1,000 to say
that we were there all night.
And then, what did
Jenn do with her clothes
when she was on her own?
I said that we should wash them,
but she said not to bother
and she just threw them in
the garbage on her way out.
Has it been picked up yet?
Intelligence says this bath house
is a hangout for the Russian mob.
There's George Petrovich
and his bodyguard.
My God, are these people
gonna go into this banya
or are they gonna argue like
an old married couple all day?
Well, if that's the way
you feel about marriage,
no wonder you canceled the wedding.
What?!
We agreed on this together!
It wasn't the right time.
I didn't cancel it
- I'm teasing you!
- Are you, though?
Yes.
Having my mother back in the picture
Maybe it's triggered some
messed up genetic pattern,
like habitually running
away from commitment.
And what if that's what's going on?
Maybe it is.
We won't know until we reschedule.
And we'll see if you leave
me hanging at the altar.
You keep talking like that
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Here we go. Here we go.
You distract the bodyguard,
I'll go after Petrovich.
Time to go make a deal.
See if we can offer George
Petrovich something he wants.
Hey, man. I need to speak to Petrovich.
He's busy.
Oh, I think he'll wanna
hear what I have to say.
Recognize the snitch you lost?
Um, sorry to bother y'all,
but is one of y'all Mr. Minsky?
- No.
- No?
Well he's 20 minutes
late for his massage, so
I'm happy to offer it to one of y'all
if you want his spot. I hate a no-show.
You go ahead, take it.
Maybe she can massage
that brain of yours.
I'll be in the steam room.
Go ahead.
Can you put a bit more oil, please?
Okay.
Um
Here we go.
- Oh, yeah!
- Okay
Let's see if we can loosen you up.
Oh, geez!
So who are you?
Uh, I'm big noise.
Out of Montreal.
Why do you have the snitch then?
Word is, he's from here, Toronto.
I have people working for me there.
People working for me here.
You have snitches that work for you?
I didn't know it at the time.
Came to me for forgiveness
after your boys grabbed
him and lost him.
He was begging for protection.
Hoping to get taken back into the fold.
Never happened.
He was working with the police.
Cannot be trusted again.
So I figure
I'll give you what you want.
A snitch.
And what do you want, Mr. Big Noise?
The purple rain I'm owed.
What makes you think I
have this purple rain?
You were willing to kidnap a snitch
to keep him from talking about it.
Makes me think you have a stake in it.
Or you're working
with somebody who does.
Hmm
I wanna see the informant.
I wanna see the purple rain.
It's a simple trade.
You come with me?
You seem very tense.
Do you feel disrespected
by your boss, maybe?
Uh
You know, I'm not gonna deny that.
Huh
- Alex!
- Huh?
Get dressed.
- What?
- Now!
Okay, okay.
Let me guess.
Is that him?
Yeah.
I'm just saying, that was pretty rude.
Don't let him punk you.
Ro
Did you know that Jenn was
involved with purple rain?
No.
And it was just a coincidence
that Tuesday was
represented by your firm?
No. Jenn said she had this
friend who was in trouble
who couldn't afford a lawyer.
And you didn't know
that Jenn and Tuesday
were involved with the Russian mob?
Are you kidding me? I
Oh, my God, no, I
Sam
Is that blood?
No, no.
Shit!
Hey you okay?
- Hey.
- Diamante's on the move, girl.
The sourpuss is on her way to the spa.
Looks like she's headed
through to the back.
Just text me the address.
Hold your position.
Do you understand me?
You got it.
What is going on? I am
not supposed to be out
in the world. What is the problem?
We won't talk about it here.
Ms. Jennifer, she promised
me a lot of purple rain, too.
And like you
I didn't get it.
I told you it was out of my hands.
The police confiscated it.
Oh many excuses, this one.
Why did you bring me here? I thought
everything was under control.
Your Tuesday is making a big fuss,
saying the drugs
aren't going to be good.
You need to manage them. You hear?
I won't let either
of you out of my sight
until I get what I paid for.
Him too!
Yeah. I'm owed some.
By Krish.
Oh! No, no, no, no.
I mean, you are not
leaving my sight either,
until I get what I need.
The snitch.
So here call somebody.
Make it happen.
Hmm?
Ah, yes!
- Hello?
- Yeah.
I need you to bring our guy
to the Russian banya on Dupont.
- Got it?
- Yeah, I'm on it.
I'm trying to find my way to you.
- We need backup.
- Yeah.
- On the way.
- Good.
Now do you have something to show me?
You bet.
This way.
Wow! You been busy.
You think Montreal is the
only city with a market?
Vancouver, Edmonton.
I've got clients all over the country,
waiting for this miracle buzz.
Tuesday is helping my genius
nephew Ivan to make it for us.
Ivan isn't a genius.
He doesn't know how to do math.
That's because it's not
math, it's chemistry.
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
I'm sorry. What is the problem here?
Well, you people are asking me
to use substandard equipment,
and this drug doesn't work if
you mess with the process. I
Tuesday. Shut up.
Look, they're perfectionists, okay?
The drugs are top quality.
They are perfectly fine unless
some idiot takes too much.
So we test it, yes?
To prove the product is good.
Alex, you try.
Alex. You do what I say.
No, I'm not doing it.
Try it. Now.
No. I'm not your dog.
You're right.
A dog is smart. A dog is loyal.
You try it!
No.
Stop, stop it! I'll do it.
Time to move on.
Happy?
Now, can I focus so that
we can get out of here?
Thank you. Can we get this done?
How much do I have to
give you for this guy?
Two kilos. What I paid for.
Two kilos for a life, huh?
I would've thought five.
Oh, damn it. They're OD-ing.
Police! Get your hands up.
- Move, move, Alex!
- Stop!
Gimme your phone! I
gotta call an ambulance.
Go, go, go, go!
Stop! Police!
Kelly!
Hands where I can see them!
Hands where I can see them!
Out of the car.
Get out of the car now!
Hands up. Out of the car.
- Both of you. Now.
- Get out!
Jenn Diamante, you're under arrest
for the murder of Jake Mardy.
And for making and selling purple rain.
Turn around.
Turn around! Now!
I didn't mean for it to go like this.
How'd it happen?
I started
Buying chemicals from Jenn's store
to make purple rain,
and then she figured me out,
and I thought she was gonna turn me in,
but she wanted to partner.
And she took on all the business.
I just had to make the stuff.
And then when she got me out of jail,
she told me that I owed her and
I didn't want to do it anymore.
But yeah, she had
Petrovich's crew pick me up,
and then they've had me
working in the lab ever since.
Tuesday, do you think Jenn
Diamante's capable of killing someone?
Well, a month ago, I would've
answered that differently but
Now, uh
Yeah.
You didn't have to come get me.
Oh, you wanted to ride the subway?
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hi! Hi! Oh, my
I-I didn't expect to see you so soon.
Yeah, I uh, I didn't feel
like sitting in my apartment.
I just wanted to come by and say thanks.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, the man of the hour!
Yes! Gang, gang, gang, gang!
Welcome back.
Hey.
Thanks for everything.
Any time.
There's DNA and evidence,
that's the science.
But the art is at play here.
Anything yet?
Still has not opened her mouth.
Watch this.
Admit it!
Admit it!
You tried to make a deal
with this drug peddling Jake
to keep him quiet, but you
got greedy. She got greedy!
- Got greedy.
- Greedy!
You took the money yourself,
and then you thought
you could take him out.
I'm not speaking until
my lawyer arrives.
Ro Wells. Can you call her, please?
Oh, Ms. Diamante
Ro Wells isn't representing you.
Mm-mm. You have a
court-appointed legal aid
who graduated from
law school a year ago.
And right now, he's in
the bathroom down the hall
with a really, really
bad case of diarrhea,
because you are his first
cold-blooded killer client,
and he is terrified at the
thought of representing you.
I didn't kill anyone.
Call Ro Wells.
- Ro Wells can't be your lawyer.
- Mm-mm.
You know why? She's a witness.
And when the DNA evidence
comes back from the clothes,
the clothes you left in Ro's garage,
the clothes covered
in Jake Mardy's blood,
you're going down.
Oh God, you know what, I've always
had this funny feeling about Jenn.
I didn't really like her, but
I just thought it was 'cause,
like, I was jealous.
You know, the same way that you were
jealous of my friendship with Ro?
Nope. Never that.
Yeah, you were, like a tiny bit.
- Not even a tiny bit.
- Like a little bit?
- Not even a smidgen.
- I think you were.
What was that?
Oh gosh, yeah, that's
just, like, my watch.
It's this step app. It makes that
sound every time I hit 10,000 steps.
- Can you do it again?
- Well, no, I can't do it again
'cause then I'd have to
hit 10,000 steps, why?
That was the same chime sound I heard
at Jake's grandmother's house.
I thought it was a
phone ring or something.
Oh boy. I know that look.
Naz remembers the
sound of a fitness ring
closing on a watch from that night.
Jenn doesn't have a
fitness watch, however
- Ro does.
- Yeah.
I-I need you to look into the
metadata of a Vigortrax app,
registered to 416-555-0139.
I'm gonna need the
exact locations tracked
on June 29th, from 11 pm 'til 4 am.
Yeah, I'll hold.
- Hi!
- Hey!
Hi! How's it going? Oh
my God, look at this!
Where are you going?
I, uh, I actually booked
a little beach vacation
last minute, you know.
- Mmm!
- This week has been a lot,
so I just figured I needed
to reset, process everything.
Did you say a little beach
vacation? Isn't that
You know what, that's what we should do.
I'd love to go on a beach vacation!
I think we should both
go on that together.
But you, however, I don't think
you're gonna be going
on that any time soon.
Wait, what are you talking about?
I I gave you my statement.
You know how you can reach
me. It's a short trip.
You know what? We also have
access to your GPS tracker
and your step app,
and according to that,
you were at Jake Mardy's
grandmother's house
- the night that Jake was
- Murdered!
Wow, so
Jenn must have put my
watch on that night.
- You said it. You said it!
- That's what I said!
- Did I call it? Did I call it?
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
So remember what I
said? So you think that
Jenn's DNA is gonna
be on the watch, right?
Well, here's the funny thing
about those bloody clothes
that she left in your garbage. Mmm
Jake's DNA 1,000 percent was on it.
Jenn's however, mm-mm.
Nowhere to be found.
I don't understand.
Ooh! You know why she
doesn't understand?
- I'm gonna tell you why.
- Yeah.
'Cause it's a little bit tricky.
So just, you know, let
me break it down for you.
So, we just need you to focus up,
so stay with us here,
let's just see how this tracks out.
We are thinking that you and Jenn
went to Jake's house together,
and Jenn was paying
him off to keep quiet,
and you went along for backup.
Yeah. So then you go
inside together and you see
that Jake is all messed up on
drugs, but you're smart, right?
And boy, are you ruthless.
I mean, Jake's a snitch.
Why would you trust this
guy to just disappear?
And why would you give
anything to this weasel?
Right? Why not just get rid
of him and just take the money?
So then guess what you do?
You kill him in your own clothes,
and then you just lap dance
your way into an alibi!
You know what? I know, I feel for you.
This is a little bit shocking,
- isn't it?
- Shocker
Let me know if I'm getting this right.
You distract us with a song and
dance of how Jenn killed Jake
in clothes that you lent her
while we're off running DNA tests.
Yeah, let your sketchy
friend Jenn take the fall.
You skip town, then you
go live off the money
that the both of you were
putting into an offshore account.
We do good? Hot? Cold? You know what?
- It doesn't matter.
- Why not?
Because the DNA's
gonna prove everything.
- Right!
- Sam. Sam, listen to me.
Do you even hear what you're
saying right now? This is
Like, this is insane.
I told you everything
that you needed to know about Jenn.
We're friends, I trusted you.
You know what, Ro? I, um
almost trusted you, but thank God
I know what a real
friendship looks like!
- Ay!
- Me!
Or else I would've
been really upset! Yeah!
Ro Wells, you are under arrest
for the murder of Jake Mardy.
Hey, Kel, come upstairs, please! Hurry!
Come on, what's going on?
I'mma need you to come downstairs,
'cause I got our traditional
end-of-the-case celebration awaiting us!
I got wine, I got chips,
I got dip, I got my buffalo wings!
Oh my gosh. Where are you
going dressed like that?
Oh my gosh
Um wait, so does this
mean that I'm get what?
Yeah. Unexpected improv wedding,
'cause that's what you asked for, right?
And Nathan's getting
ready, so we gotta hurry.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Nathan
is here? Nathan is here?
Yeah, he's here because you guys
are gonna, you know, get married.
I'm I'm speechless.
Are you speechless 'cause
'Cause this is meddling?
Oh, yeah, this is absolutely meddling.
This is like, this is
like mega meddling, Sam.
- I'm really, really sorry, Kel.
- Are you?
Yeah, no, I am. I just
What I wanted to do, what I was
thinking I was going, I was just
Wait, I just wanted to take
away all the stressful bits
and I wanted to leave you all
the amazing bits, and I'm just
- No, you were right, though.
- No, no
- I should've told you.
- Just stop. Just stop!
No, no, you stop.
Because this, this right here, Sam,
is the best meddling that anybody
could do for their best friend!
Oh my God!
- I'm getting married!
- Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Yay!
We're ready for you.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
- You're nervous.
- Oh, you know.
Just a little bit, little bit.
You know, if this is about
something other than nerves,
that's okay.
Hot feet was always
my cure for cold feet.
If you want to run, I won't judge.
I'll even cover for
you as long as I can.
Why am I so afraid, mom?
Nathan's amazing.
You know, I was
I was always afraid of
losing my independence.
Yep.
I guess I never felt secure enough
To be that
With someone else.
But you don't have to be like me.
And you
Are my beautiful girl.
Thanks, mom.
Hey.
Wow.
You guys look so dapper.
Really, really gorgeous.
- You too.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- How are you?
- Yeah, good.
- Good. Where's Sarah?
I didn't see her here.
Um I, uh, I ended things
with both Sarahs, actually.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Yeah, it's fine. Really. Um
I just felt like after
everything that has happened,
it'd be better if I dealt with it alone.
Yeah.
Where's Steve?
I'm here alone. I mean,
yeah, he's not here.
Huh.
Well, I'm I'm the best man.
But with another drink,
I'll be an even better one.
- You look lovely, Sam.
- Thank you.
You think he's okay?
I don't know.
You know, it doesn't matter right now,
because you
Have an exquisite looking
woman waiting for you.
Wow.
Will you, Nathan and Kelly,
choose each other every
day from this day forward?
To be what the other needs
in life's best and worst moments,
through whatever may come?
To give grace to each
other as you grow older?
To find new reasons to
love each other every day?
We do.
Dear family and friends,
help me celebrate our newly-weds,
Mr. and Mrs. Nathan
Greene and Kelly Duff.
Congratulations!
Are you gonna do it?
Bae.
Oh, you smooth, you
smooth! Okay! I got you.
Ah!
- Oh!
- Come on, criss-cross.
Criss-cross!
Criss-cross!
Electric slide, this way!
Ah! Oh yeah, we made it, we made it!
I gotta say. I usually think
weddings are pretty lame.
This one no muss, no fuss.
Might have to get you to plan my party.
What party?
For my promotion to Fugitive Squad.
For my investigation
into Adeline French.
You got a promotion?
Yeah! Isn't it great? Woo!
That's yep. Congratulations.
Badge Bitches. The double
Bs taking over the OCE.
- Yeah! Woo.
- Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo, yeah
I got good news and bad news.
Ooh, good news first, always.
Okay, well, I wasn't gonna say
anything until everybody left, but
- I booked us a honeymoon
- Mmm
in Saint Vincent.
Saint Vincent? The
place Adeline is hiding?
Okay, I thought the whole
purpose of a vacation
was to get away from work?
It's true.
But uh, we've been
talking about it so much,
I guess it just got stuck in the craw.
Okay, so what's the bad news?
I don't think I can go.
What are you talking about?
It's Naz.
I think he needs someone right now,
and I'm pretty sure that
someone should be me.
- I know
- Ugh
I want to run away
with you somewhere too.
Or you could go by yourself.
I mean, I know it's not conventional,
going on your honeymoon
- without your man, but
- No.
When have we ever been conventional?
I know, but I just
I'm not sure I want a vacation alone.
However
Hmm.
Did you know there are, let's see,
450 species of fish
just swimming around off
the coast of Saint Vincent?
Wow.
Yeah, there's, uh, lebranche mullet,
acoupa weakfish, fat
snook, swordspine snook
Bet you can't say that three times fast.
Swordspine snook, snore pine
snook, snore pine sook
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Why are you talking about Saint Vincent?
Well, I was thinking that
you and your ex-BFF Ro,
you know, y'all bonded
over fish in the tank,
and I thought maybe you
and I could bond over fish,
I don't know under the sea!
- I love it, sure, when?
- What are you doing tomorrow?
It doesn't matter, 'cause
Nathan's taking you on a honeymoon.
Was but he's a little
worried about Naz, which I get.
Mm-hmm.
However, tickets are
not refundable. So
Oh my God. Are you really asking me
Yes! Oh my God. I do. I do with you!
You don't have to make this
Oh my gosh. This is gonna be great.
We're gonna do umbrella
drinks. Have you ever had one?
You're deciding what
we're gonna do on my trip?
Yeah. Kind of, I am. And then
also, we're gonna do snorkeling.
We might even get our
scuba certificates.
- You're planning it.
- A little bit, yeah.
Well, um, and we can
find Adeline French.
Charge the trip to
Fugitive Squad!
- Yes!
- You know what I'm saying?
Now I have the bad-ass boss.
Bad-ass married boss. Bad!
- When are we leaving?
- Oh, God!
What are you doing here?
Oh, I was just taking a little
disco nap before my next set.
Yeah, big one coming up,
so I just really want to make sure
everybody's having a good time.
- Cool, cool, yeah, cool.
- You know what else is cool?
- What?
- Having 2.3 million frequent-flier points
and 19 weeks of saved-up vacay.
So what, are we flying
into SVD, Kingstown?
- Mmm
- Hmm?
Ah, this is gonna be exciting!
I'm so pumped, can't wait.
The three of us. All three.
All three. It's gonna be the best.
It's gonna be perfect, I can't wait.
You'll be there, you'll
be there. Yes! Ee-hee!
Did she just muscle her
way into our honeymoon?
Okay, well first of all,
it's not our honeymoon,
let's get that straight, okay?
- Well, it kind of is.
- How is it our honeymoon?
Shared room? Is it a shared room?
- Well, it is a room
- Is it a honeymoon suite?
So therefore, it is a honeymoon!
that we share!