Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) s03e10 Episode Script

1 [" I'm from Another Dimension" by Brad Breeck plays.]
It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird Gonna have a good time I ain't from 'round here I'm from another woo-hoo Yeh-heah I'm talking rainbows I'm talking puppies Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa Paaa It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from 'round here I'm from another dimension [song ends.]
[music.]
[whooshing.]
[gasps.]
Goblin Dogs! Goblin Dog family? Whee! Star! Star! Will you please eat me? Don't mind if I do! [Goblin Dog laughing.]
Eat me now, Star.
- Eat me! - Eat all of us! [laughter.]
[grumbling.]
Oh blech! Blech! What a satisfying and filling dream.
[knocking on door.]
MARCO: Star, are you up? It's time for breakfast! I found Captain Blanche's Sugar Seeds here on Mewni.
- They have an importer.
- [yawning.]
Nah.
I'm all good.
I just had the most [sing-songy.]
amazing dream where I was flying, and then there were all these Goblin Dogs that were also flying, and then I ate them.
[burps.]
Ew.
Smells like Goblin Dogs.
Uh, Star, what are all those? What the? Goblin Dog wrappers?! You've been sneaking out to the Goblin Dog truck without me? No, no, no! I swear, I am not [burps.]
Ew, a receipt! Wh I did go to that dimension! - In my sleep? - How is that possible? I have no idea.
Okay, Marco, you know the plan.
You stay up all night and see if whatever happened last night happens again tonight.
But then what? Shouldn't we tell somebody about this? - I mean, what if - Marco! Shall I remind you you are my squire? So I order you to sit there and watch me sleep.
- Okay.
- Good.
Oh, and don't tell Tom about this, either.
- Oh, heck no.
- Good! Good night.
- Aah, Glossaryck! - [yawns.]
Glabgor.
All right, but just for a little while.
You're so warm and cozy.
[snoring.]
- Wha! Whoa! - Star? [music.]
[gasps.]
[truck plays music.]
[startles.]
[music whirs down.]
[zooming noise.]
- Star, wake up! - [giggles.]
Hey, buddy.
There's definitely something weird going on.
[panting.]
- Marco, what happened? - I might've dozed off for a minute, but when I opened my eyes, you had opened a portal and gone through it.
Without dimensional scissors? You came out of the portal as that big scary thing you turned into when you defeated Toffee.
Well, that shouldn't be happening.
So, Mom! You know that big butterfly thing you can transform into when you get all mad and feel like scaring people? - It's not for scaring people, Star.
- Right.
Right, right, right.
So, does that ever happen unintentionally? Well, it starts with muberty, but after that, it requires years of training.
Oh, good.
Good, good, good.
But what if it just sort of happened randomly? Star, it doesn't happen randomly, okay, it happens in times of need, like when you defeated Toffee.
But what if it did happen randomly? Catastrophe! [hearty laugh.]
Yes! - We'd have to put you in the dungeon! - River No! Then the magical high commission would come and take you away! There'd be weeks of examinations.
You'd be locked away forever! [chortles.]
- River, please.
- I mean, if this happened, eventually we'd just have to adopt a new princess.
River, enough! Star, is everything all right? Oh! [forced chuckles.]
Yes.
Everything is totally normal, obviously.
I was just asking so that I can be prepared to handle it if I ever do learn to transform like you on purpose.
Queen Moon [thunk.]
Ouch! I have nothing to say.
[crickets chirping.]
Food truck bed transform! [whirrs.]
All right, Marco, let's try this again.
So this'll keep you from morphing into Butterfly Star? Yep! Don't worry, Marco, I got this.
But even your mom seemed concerned My parents cannot know about this! You heard what Dad said! "Locked away forever!" - I think he was exaggerating a little.
- Marco, my squire, you are the only person I can trust with this.
Promise me you won't doze off again.
Don't worry, not gonna happen.
And even if it does, this chain will alert me any time you move, and I'll wake up, too.
Thanks, Marco.
[sighs.]
Good night.
Aah! Glossaryck! Oh, no, you don't.
You're not making me fall asleep this time! Out you go.
Globgor? [crickets chirping.]
[snoring.]
[mystical music.]
Ohh! [grunts.]
Huh? [gasps.]
[Star grunting.]
Star! Oh, no.
Aah! Whoa! [Music.]
Uhh! Uhh! Huh? Aah! What the? Aah! Whoa! Wha! [grunting.]
Star! Wake up! Marco? I need you to fly us back to that portal! Portal? Oh [determined grunt.]
Huh? You're easily [both wailing.]
Oh, no, no, no.
What? [both screaming.]
[impact grunts.]
Are you two all right? Eclypsa! I am so glad you're here.
Wait a minute.
Why are you here? I'm returning this little guy after he wandered into my tower.
Eclypsa! [gasps.]
Isn't she that ancient evil queen everyone's talking about? We don't trust you one bit! Oh, are you afraid I'll get my evil cooties on you? - Stay back, woman! - What's this? Some sort of sword hand dance? This looks fun.
- Don't come any closer! - Marco, she's really not dangerous.
- Aren't you adorable! - Who are you calling adorable? STAR: Stop! I have had ten times my daily dose of weirdness in the last hour, - so let's just call it a night, okay? - What? You can't just - Nope.
No, no, no, nope, nope.
- But! [groans.]
Eclypsa! Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
I need to ask you something.
[sighs.]
So, that's about it.
Every night I still go all "Rah! Butterfly monster!" - Oh, I just wish I could stop it.
- Do you need to stop it? You saw what happened tonight.
It was horrible! What about the other times? Were they so horrible? Well, no, not exactly.
In fact, they were really fun.
They were actually the most amazing dreams I've ever had.
I wouldn't run from these dreams.
I would embrace them, see where they take me.
Really? You think I should just let them happen? It's the only way to learn what you're truly capable of.
All knowledge is good knowledge, I always say! Well, I should get back to my tower before the guards realize I'm missing.
Oh, yeah, how did you break out of there, anyway? I thought you were under tower arrest.
So long as we're spilling secrets Oh, Captain! Permission to come aboard? [bell clangs.]
Whaaat?! I never knew that was there! Yes, I used these secret tunnels constantly when I was your age.
All knowledge is good knowledge, my dear.
[crickets chirping.]
Okay, so the chains were a bust, but how about? Actually, Marco, I don't need you to watch me tonight.
Oh! Did you figure out how to stop transforming? No, but I thought maybe I should see what I'm capable of, or whatever.
Star, you don't know anything about this.
Yeah, and I'll never know anything about it if I keep trying to stop it.
I know it's weird, but I really need to see this through, okay? Okay, I guess, but could you at least take my dimensional scissors with you in case you get trapped? Sorry, Marco, but if I'm gonna do this, I can't do it halfway.
Okay, fine! I tried to help! No one can say I didn't try! Because I tried.
So if you die out there, don't go blaming me, all right? - All right.
- All right! Well good luck out there.
- Globgor.
- Yeah, Gloss, I'm not sure she can do this alone, either.
MAN: Deep in the sand, a wicked ember glows, though all around, a chilling wind doth blow.
With heat and spark and smoke uncurled, bring forth the fires of the underworld! [laughter.]
Get back here! I'm gonna claw you in the head! I love how # spooky underworld beaches are.
# Isn't that kind of the underworld's thing? Yeah, it's pretty metal.
Hey, Star, finished your marshmallow.
Aw, I finished yours, too! Twins.
[blowing.]
Wait a second is that one of my hoodies? Yeah, I gave him a spare one for the beach.
I gave it a little custom job.
- You want me to do yours? - No! Oh, man! [sighs.]
Kelly, can I have one of yours? Um, I actually licked all of these.
Yeah, okay, never mind.
Aw, it's okay, Marco, you can have our last one.
Here you go, dude.
Oh, man, the Soulrise is gonna be # so great this year! # Hoo-yeah, and we got such a good spot to watch it.
What are you jerks doing in our spot?! Your spot? We were here first! Yeah, I don't see your name on it.
Well, maybe you need more eyes.
Hey, back off my girlfriend, man.
Sounds like this guy's looking for a fight.
There's only one way to settle this.
[grunts.]
[gasps.]
BOTH: Yeah! MARCO: How are we settling this? How are we settling this?! Let's go! Ugh! [players grunting.]
MARCO: I got it! I got it! Point, Team Ulric.
[laughs.]
Yah! [grunting.]
Kelly, it's yours! - BOTH: What? - That's cheating! Hey, your friend looked upset.
Maybe you should check on her.
Kelly! Guys, where did Kelly go? It's okay.
We can still take these chumps.
Star and I haven't even unleashed our secret weapon.
[both whooping.]
- Fine.
Marco will fix it.
- Whoo! [impact grunt.]
- Kelly? - Did you say Skelly? No, I said Kelly.
What's up with Skelly? 'Cause that's me.
Oh, hey.
Hey, there.
I'm Skelly, too.
Have you guys seen my friend? I don't know, man, but I'll fight ya.
I just wanna find my friend.
She's, like, this tall and has a lot of body hair.
- No? - Sounds like I could take her.
Two on two sound fair? - Okay, well, uh, thanks anyway.
- He seemed nice.
- Are you okay? - No - Tad and I broke up.
- Oh sorry.
I I mean, you guys will probably work it out.
You always do, you know.
No.
This is very much the end.
Oh.
Well, I know how you feel.
Jackie and I split up, too.
Hey, if you need to talk Aah! [grunts, yells in retaliation.]
[music.]
Jorby, what are you doing? Oh, I don't know, Kelly, what are you doing? Is this your new sparring partner? You know what? I had to fight Greg.
Greg! And I killed him in, like, three seconds! - You didn't kill Greg.
- Yeah, well, I killed his pride.
Leave her alone, man! She's going through some stuff.
We all are! Everyone's in a constant state of falling apart.
Existential war cry! Does everyone on this stupid beach wanna fight? [grunting.]
Stop! I cannot [sighs.]
I cannot deal with this much static right now.
Sorry, man, I didn't know.
I'd help you talk to her, but I got my own lady I gotta deal with.
[gibberish.]
I'm coming! Oh, kill me.
Kelly, wait up! I just wanted to say if you need to talk [sputters.]
I don't know who I am anymore.
All I know is I'm tired of being Tad's girlfriend, and I can't seem to move on.
- That stuff takes time.
- I know, but [sighs.]
Tad's still in here.
He'll always be in here, but it gets eas No, Marco, he hasn't moved out yet! [whispers.]
He's still in here.
- Wait, what? - He just isn't getting it, and I've already hurt him too much.
I could try talking to him.
Really? Hmm, well.
Maybe he'll listen to you.
You are his best friend.
[laughs nervously.]
I am? Come on in.
- In there? - Yeah.
In your hair? Get in here! Get it? "Get in hair.
" [chuckles.]
[music.]
Um hey, Tad.
Oh, hey, bestie.
[sighs.]
Kelly dumped me again.
Yeah, that's why I'm here.
She asked me to come talk to you.
- Are we getting back together? - No.
She needs you to move out, bud.
She keeps saying that, but I've been looking.
Oh! That's great.
Where? Mm, like, on the back of these pizza boxes? Uh, inside these chip bags? At the bottom of these soda pops? Look, dude, I felt the same way when Jackie and I split.
That's your B.
, man.
Kelly and I break up and make up constantly.
We'll get back together in no time, so why even bother getting out of this chair? - Tad, it's for real this time.
- You're harshing my groove, Marco.
Dude, Kelly wants to move on.
You should give her that chance.
- Come on, man! - No! You're just making yourself miserable hanging around her.
[sighs.]
You're right.
You're the expert.
Well, yeah, I'm an expert in many things Wait, what? What are you talking about? How you're making yourself miserable - hanging around Star.
- Whaaat?! [scoffs.]
What does Star have to do with it? I-I-If anything, I'm miserable because because Jackie dumped me.
Marco, you didn't come here for the Soulrise.
Yes, I did.
Oh, Marco, Marco, Marco, Marco, Marco [yowls.]
Shh.
I've been watching you all night.
You have feelings for your best friend, dude.
What?! No! No.
No Dude, you have dimensional scissors! You could be knocking back soda pops and crushing pizzas in any dimension! And you're choosing to live with your unavailable crush.
When it comes to making yourself miserable, you are the master, bro.
No No, no, no, no, no.
- [chuckles.]
No, no, no.
- Marco, are you okay? - No - Buddy? No no [music.]
KELLY: Hey, did you talk to him? Marco! All my plans are falling apart It's okay.
Ice cream melts, but our love is forever.
[groaning.]
- I'd fight anyone for you, babe.
- Who would you fight, me? - To the death! - Aww! [groans.]
- I'm glad I found you, Skelly.
- Me too, Skelly.
Being in love with your best friend is great! And I don't want to see The things that I've been shown But I can't shut my eyes So I'll walk away alone Tonight [zipping noises.]
Oh, there you are.
Whatever you said to Tad worked.
He moved out.
I feel lighter already.
Also, I think the zipper works, so, yeah, you don't need to I'm glad that that worked out for you.
I know that face.
Come on, Kelly's driving.
[grunting.]
I'll walk! You know, Tad and I? We used to come to every Soulrise.
- So why come here now? - I love the Soulrise.
I don't want it to be a place that makes me sad.
The only thing I could think to do was face it, rewrite it, so it was mine again.
Where are we? Should we even be here? It's the best view of the Soulrise! Ladder! Wow.
You can see everything.
- KELLY: Told ya! - MARCO: I guess we should go find Star and Tom, huh? They don't need this.
They haven't earned it.
[zapping.]
Uh, what are you doing? Oh, I was just trying to warmthen you you know, you looked cold.
[sighs.]
Thanks.
I I was cold.
[chuckles.]
[creepy music.]
[screeching.]
Is is that thing? Wah! Oh! [chuckles.]
Sorry.
- Is it past midnight? - Yeah.
Then it's my birthday.
Happy birthday, Marco Diaz.
[music.]
# She's a princess winning battles # Through the break of dawn Don't worry when it's night 'cause She will keep the lights on Oh, there goes a shining star - # Evil won't deter her # - # No, sir! # - # 'Cause magic flows through her # - # Star Butterfly! # She is a shining star