The Last Kids on Earth (2019) s03e10 Episode Script

1
Uh, I don't wanna stay here forever!
Oblivion makes my belly hurt!
Hang in there
Hold on, Bardle! You can do it!
I believe in you, Cool Guy 5!
[grunting]
[screeching]
[grunting]
Ah!
[grunts]
It's holding!
Bardle's giving us a chance to escape!
Grab on!
I'm getting out of my own head for once!
Ya!
[shouts]
-[June] Wow!
-[Dirk] No way!
Whoa!
[grunts]
[screams]
[yelps]
[grunting]
[groaning]
Okay, that was a new experience.
Ah!
[roaring and screeching]
[screeching]
Bardle, that was incredible!
You really are Cool Guy 5!
-[Bardle groans]
-Are you okay?
No. I am now Exhausted Guy 5.
-But I am grateful you all escaped safely.
-[coughing]
[Jack continues to cough]
Jack!
I'm so glad you're okay.
Oh, I feel like spaghetti,
but even noodlier.
Wait, if you guys are here,
where's the radio?
It's still on the roller coaster.
-You left it?
-We were kinda in a hurry
To save our friend.
Aw, so this is family!
Aw, you guys!
-No you!
-Friends!
Ah, it stinks like emotion in here.
-[Biggun grunts]
-[screeching]
[Rezzoch] You stopped me
from crossing over, for now.
But you have sealed your fate.
Your nightmare now becomes reality.
-We will destroy the town
-[screeching]
and all that live there.
No, wait!
[hissing]
[screeching]
[Rezzoch] Leave young Jack for last,
I want him to suffer
for the choice he has made.
Until we meet again, boy.
[screeching]
[screeches]
[screeching]
[Quint] Wha-what's it doing
to those other Wretches?
[June] Nothing good!
Oh, come on!
Are you serious with this right now?
[Quint] The comics!
There are valuable first issues here! Ah!
[screeching]
-It's like
-The Ultimate King Wretch!
Massive wing span,
three horrific heads,
claws of steel!
Just messed up!
[screeching]
[screeches]
Guys, it's not over.
-With Bardle's magic
-And Quint's inventivity.
And my ax!
We can do this!
It's disco time.
Let's teach these jerks how to dance!
[Biggun grunts]
-[Biggun] Huh!
-Thanks, Biggun!
Uh-oh! It only seats five!
Grab a lap!
[Quint] That's not legal!
Skaelka does not follow the laws of man.
Mm, cozy!
[Jack] Whoa! Ah! Easy, Biggun!
[all shouting]
[Biggun grunts]
-[screaming]
-Oh!
-[tires squeal]
-[grunts]
[monster screeching]
[growling and screeching]
[screeching]
[creatures clamor]
I've seen how this ends.
[both] Ah!
This whole place is gonna be a waste land
if we can't stop those Wretches!
[shrieks]
You heard the nerd, stop those Wretches!
[screaming and growling]
Whoa!
-[screeching]
-[grunting]
Ah!
Whoa!
[grunts]
They're too high!
Not for long!
Skaelka!
Hmm? Oh.
[panting]
[grunts]
-[shouts]
-[screeches]
[sighs] Thank you, good sir!
[screeching]
[screeching]
-I wish I had a chainsaw.
-[grunts]
I wish I had a laser sword!
[screeching]
Ya! Ugh!
-[shouts]
-[screeches]
[groans]
[Quint] Hey!
Eat more!
[screeching]
Yeah!
Nice Earth magic!
Nice, uh, magic magic!
[grunts]
[screeches]
[yelling]
-Aw, yay!
-Huzzah!
[screeching]
Yup!
Ah!
[grunts]
-Witness the Dirk Monster!
-[screeching]
-[grunts]
-[screeching]
-[grunts]
-[Chef laughs]
-Eat that, you overgrown canaries!
-[screeching]
[screeching]
[shouts]
[screeching]
Get down!
[grunts]
[Biggun grunting]
[screeching]
That three-headed jerk
is knocking us on our two-cheeked butts!
We've gotta take out the leader!
-[screeching]
-The King.
New objective. Skip the mini bosses,
target the final boss!
Grab the trophy! I've got an idea!
-[screeching]
-[grunts]
Sullivan, catch!
To the tree house!
[screeching]
Hi-ya! Me and Chef'll keep 'em busy!
Go!
Time to serve the jelly donuts!
[screeches]
Did I mention that instead of jelly,
I used acid?
You are my brother from another mother.
-[laughs]
-Hi-ya, hi-ya, oh, yeah!
[screeching]
[groans] I forgot! I forgot!
The Colossal Bow!
The most impressive mechanism.
Load 'er up!
Bardle, grab that cable!
-[screeching]
-[grunts]
[grunts]
[Quint] Jack, get it's attention!
On it!
Hey, you hydra wannabe!
[screeching]
[grunts]
[choking]
Introducing the Wretch-Be-Gone!
Take that, you big flying turkey!
[screeching]
Go, go, go!
[grunts]
[Jack shouts]
[grunts]
[screeching]
[Jack] It's all happening. The nightmare!
Soon I'll be dragging
my friends' skulls around.
Wait, what?
-[screeching]
-What's that about our skulls?
We can't let him destroy
everything we've done.
Everything we've built together.
We have to get him away from here!
[grunts] New goal, folks!
We've gotta get this guy outta town!
-[screeching]
-[grunts]
[groans] Come on!
Everybody! Rope the beast!
[all grunting]
[Biggun growls]
[straining]
[growling]
-[tires screeching]
-[June shouts]
We need to drag him away from here.
We need, uh [whistles]
[growls]
[Jack laughs]
Hey, how did Did you make that?
Yes. Science!
It's really more mechanical engineering.
[growls]
But I'll give it to you!
[growls]
[screeching]
-[grunting and shrieking]
-We got this!
Go! Go!
[growls]
-[Dirk] Pull!
-[Quint] Keep the lines taut!
[June] It's working!
Not so tough now, are ya?
[screeching]
Drag him to the kitchen!
I'll make Wretch burgers out of him!
No food item should ever contain
the word "wretch".
Where are we taking him?
Nothing's big enough
to hold this piece of trash.
That's it! Follow me!
[screeching]
[Bardle] Whoa!
[shrieking]
Secure the wing!
Don't let go!
[grunts]
Ah!
[screeching]
[grunts] I, I let go!
-[screeching]
-[Jack shouting]
[Rover whimpers]
Okay, buddy. It's payback time!
[screeching]
[grunts]
[Rover panting]
-[gasps] No!
-[growls]
[grunting]
-[growls]
-Yeah!
Run!
[crashing]
A little further, now, stop!
[shrieks]
[panting]
[rumbling]
Hey, Scrapken! I brought dinner!
[screeches]
[roars]
[screeching and roaring]
Oh, this is gonna get messy.
Epic giant monster battle!
-[shutter clicks]
-Mighty punches.
Horrific kicks!
-Bone crunching action! Gigantic
-[Dirk] Dude!
Just be in the moment for once.
Let 'em fight!
[shrieking and growling]
[cheering]
[roars]
[all scream]
[growling]
[screeching]
[growling]
[screeching]
[growls]
That's new!
-[both] Ooh.
-[growling]
[screeches]
[growling]
[squeaking]
Stay out of our home.
[roaring]
[sighs]
When you want something done right,
you do it yourself.
Or have a giant Scrapken do it for ya.
The best part is, without their leader,
the other Wretches are scattering
like nerds at a football scrimmage.
Uh, wait! What time is it?
Based on the time of year,
and the position of the constellations,
-I would estimate
-How long?
Thirty minutes until the final broadcast.
-[gasps]
-We'll make it back in time.
I promise.
Then let's go.
Hey, monster dudes! Ever been to Funland?
-[stomping]
-[screams]
Come on, Biggun, you can go faster!
Just imagine there's uh a
What do Bigguns like best?
-Belly rubs?
-Cheese burgers.
Other Bigguns?
Well, whatever it is,
imagine there's a pile of them
taller than your head
just waiting for you at Funland.
[excited growling]
Burger!
[laughs] That's it!
Go, go!
[thunder rumbles]
[grunting]
Is it
-[radio static]
-[cheering]
[June sighs]
Good luck!
You're on your own, now!
It's all you now!
You got this!
Family!
We made it! And just in time!
[Dirk] Four, three, two, one
[watch beeping]
[rain and wind howling]
Could it be the weather
messing up the signal?
Is the storm messing up the signal?
No.
They'll be on any minute.
[thunder rumbling]
Guys [sniffs]
I don't think
there's gonna be a broadcast.
-We should
-Hey,
we don't know why they're late.
They're probably climbing
their own gigantic roller coaster.
Metaphorically!
That's a terrible name
for a roller coaster,
but they will show up!
If we have to sleep here all night,
we'll do it!
Really?
But, there's no reason
not to do it in comfort.
[cheering]
[grunts]
[groans]
Hmm.
[thunder rumbles]
[snoring]
Anything?
They will.
[radio static]
-[both gasp]
-[woman on radio] Hello?
-[June] Hi!
-[yelling]
[woman on radio] If there's anyone
out there listening,
-this is our final broadcast.
-It's them, it's them!
-Shh!
-[woman on radio] We are a group of humans
who have survived the monster apocalypse.
We are in New York City,
inside the Statue of Liberty.
Aw, it's so obvious!
Shh!
[woman on radio] Though we have not spoken
directly to other survivors,
we have intercepted signals like this one
from cities around the country.
Yes!
[woman on radio] And we believe there are
other pockets of humanity
all over the world.
Yes, we're right here!
They can't hear you!
-She knows.
-Shh!
[woman on radio]
We will be leaving New York tomorrow
to start the search for others.
Stay where you are,
and we will find a way
to all come together!
-We will survive.
-[radio static]
I'm sorry we didn't learn
any more about your parents.
It's okay,
I've got hope.
We're not the only ones!
Whatever the future holds,
I just want you guys to know
sharing all this with you was great.
Was? It still is great.
And it's gonna be great for a long time.
Together!
Thanks, guys.
Oh, and there's one more thing
I've been wanting to say.
Funland!
[pop music plays]
Let me hear you go whoa-oh ♪
Let me hear you go whoa-oh ♪
[gurgling]
Let me hear you go whoa-oh ♪
Let me hear you go whoa-oh ♪
Come on ♪
Come on, come on ♪
Come on ♪
Come on, raise your hands up!
Raise 'em up! ♪
-Come on ♪
-Raise your hands up! ♪
-Raise your hands up! ♪
-Come on ♪
Raise your hands up! Raise 'em up! ♪
The feelings in my stomach.
What manner of magic is this?
I like it!
Oh, no, That is so much creepier
than when he's not smiling.
Indeed.
[screaming]
Raise your hands up! Raise 'em up! ♪
Raise your hands up! ♪
[giggling]
Come on ♪
-[wind howling]
-[leaves rustling]
[stomping]
[roars]
Let's get to work.
[Jack laughs] Sweet!
[theme music playing]