The Secret Life of the American Teenager s03e10 Episode Script

Previously on The Secret Life Of The American Teenager I knew you weren't getting anywhere with Ricky.
Maybe that kiss was all I wanted out of the relationship anyway.
Maybe, but I doubt it.
I need you to get Grant to call me.
I don't want you using my cousin.
He wants a serious relationship.
He wants a girlfriend.
I need a guy like that.
Did you talk to Ruben? He asked me to talk to Adrian because I asked him to help my mother.
You actually want me to marry Ben.
Who's that? That's my husband.
This is Peter.
Nice to meet you.
Maybe you should start a business of your own.
I would love to.
I'd love to stay home and keep house and cook and take care of the kids.
Promise not to tell? Promise not to tell what? That I'm giving up the French horn.
It was really nice meeting you.
Yeah.
It was nice meeting you, too.
I hope I get to see you again.
Give me a call.
Don't worry.
I don't wanna get married either.
I just don't want you with Ricky.
Sorry, but I might still love Ricky.
So, everyone's going to the park to celebrate the last day of school! Yeah! I don't feel like celebrating.
I still haven't heard from Amy.
How's the wife and kid? Shut up.
Come on.
Amy will call you.
Someday.
Go.
Go to the park.
Go somewhere else.
Just get away from me with all your joy and sarcasm.
And leave you all alone on the last day of school? It's no big deal.
I'll probably just go home.
And cry.
Hank.
It's the last day of school.
I can't help it if I'm in a good mood and he's not.
What are you gonna do at home? You can't just sit there and wait for Amy to call you back.
Why can't I? Because.
Maybe she's not going to call you back.
Not anytime soon anyway.
She has to call me back.
At some point, she has to call me back.
And at this point, it's not soon at all.
It's way past soon.
I mean, we're into eternity.
It's been an eternity.
For all of us.
I'm trying.
Try harder.
Nice.
Adios, amigos.
Oh, I think the baby should be bilingual.
But we should start with Spanish.
Nobody in my house speaks Spanish.
Everyone in your house speaks Spanish, except you and your dad.
And Betty.
Betty speaks Spanish? Sí.
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Leme help you with t Hey.
What? Ben, nothing would make me happier than for you to be happy, but that's not gonna happen with her.
It might.
It still might.
I mean, she's talking to you.
She's gotta talk to me eventually.
Yeah, but when she does talk to you, she could say something you don't wanna hear.
Like? Like she doesn't wanna see you anymore because you're having a baby with me, and Come on, Ben.
That's understandable.
Is it? You and Ricky are friends.
You and Amy are friends.
Amy and Ricky are friends.
How'd I get to be the odd man out with Amy? I don't know.
Maybe because she loved you more than she ever loved Ricky or me.
Maybe it's just easier for her to be friends with Ricky and me.
But, I mean, I was her friend when she was pregnant.
Why can't she be my friend when I'm pregnant? I'm pregnant.
We're pregnant.
Are we? What's pregnant about you? I don't know, but I mean, I offered to marry her when she was pregnant.
My father offered to marry my mother, and it took her 17 years before she said yes.
Because no one wants just an offer.
I do.
Hey, Ricky, come here.
I need some help helping Ben.
Soy, but I'm not talking to him, because all he ever talks about is Amy not talking to him, and I've r out of things to say to him.
Bye.
Great.
So neither of you are sympathetic with me.
That's really nice.
Really, ally nice.
We were sympathetic with you upo a point.
What point? This point, okay? Look, I'm the one who's pregnant.
And this baby isn't just interfering with your life, it's interfering with my life, all right? And that's supposed mean what? That if I hadn't gotten you pregnant, you'd still have a shot at Ricky? Yeah, I would.
For now, we're friends.
Ricky and I are friends.
And? And you're not friends with Amy.
You have to be friends first if you're ever gonna be in a real relationship.
Oh.
I get it.
So you're still trying to be with Ricky, but you don't think that I can be with Amy.
I wanna marry Amy.
You think Ricky's ever gonna wanna marry you? I seriously doubt that.
I mean, I seriously doubt that Ricky's gon wanna marry you or anyone else.
We have an OB-GYN appointment tomorrow.
It's the first sonogram.
won't be able to find out the sex of the baby, but we will be able to see a picture.
If you're interested, you can come.
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NO CLEANING.
NO HASSLE.
at the usual time, right, now that school is out? You'll be starting earlier, but you're still gonna pick John up at the usual time? Yes, I'm still gonna pick John up at the usual time.
I don't have to go to work today or even this weekend.
Bunny told Ben and me we could have the weekend off before we start summer hours.
That was nice.
Yeah, it was.
So, what are you doing? We're playing in Central Park tonight.
A lot of people in the park for the Shakespeare festival.
It sounds as if you've been doing nothing but playing the whole time you've been there.
Playing as in I'm playing in a quartet.
We're one of three quartets scheduled to play tonight.
Oh.
I thought Ashley said you were giving that up.
No, I'm not giving up the French horn entirely.
I still wanna play for enjoyment.
I just don't think the French horn is gonna be my career, that's all.
Oh, and what is? I don't know.
Why do you sound so snotty? Do I? Yeah.
'Cause maybe I'm tired.
I got upETn.
with JohC Oh.
I see.
Tired, huh? I know that feeling.
Yeah.
I know you do.
You know how much longer I'm here.
I'm here for two more weeks.
Although, I think I maybe wanna stay a day or two extra at the end of the program.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
When four weeks is up, four weeks is up, okay? John's doing okay.
But stay extra days, extra time away from him? I know, I know.
I miss him.
I really miss him, and I'm really anxious to get home to him.
But they say we can keep the apartments for a few days extra if we want at the end of the program.
Are you kidding? No.
Isn't that nice? No, it's not nice for you to take advantage of the situation and stay longer than you said.
That's not what I'm doing.
Well, what are you doing? All right.
Well, I wasn't gonna say anything, but some of the dads are flying in to be here with the mothers alone as a couple at the end of the program.
I think it'd be kind of awkward for us to do that since we've never really been in a relationship, so I was just gonna stick around and help babysit and meet my friends' boyfriends or partners or There goes my phone again.
Why does your phone keep beeping? Because Ben keeps trying to call me.
Why don't you just talk to him and tell him that it's over, all right? Put him out of his misery as well as everyone around him.
What? Is it over or isn't it? It's really none of your business.
Yeah, it is.
He's starting to bug me.
He's having a baby with Adrian.
He shouldn't even be trying to get together with you.
You really are tired and cranky.
Yeah, I am.
And you know what? Maybe if Ben hadn't been trying to get together with you when we were having a baby, things might've gone differently, and maybe I would be flying in at the end of that program to be with you in New York.
Differently how? I don't know.
What chance did we ever have at a relationship when he was willing to step in and come to the rescue? I guess you're right.
But it doesn't make any difference now.
I'm coming to my own rescue.
Hey, I've been at your house for two weeks, and I'm gonna be here another two weeks taking care of our son.
Don't you think I've come to your rescue just a little? Huh? You're right.
John is our son, not just my son.
So you're not rescuing me.
You're just doing your part as John's dad.
Not that I don't appreciate it, but that's not coming to my rescue, all right? Yeah.
All right.
You're not just tired and cranky, you're- you're- I don't know what you are.
I don't know either.
Why the hell did I do that? Why the hell do I do anything? Hey, I'm sorry.
I'm sure the thought of my staying here a few extra days is really annoying, so I just wanna ask you to think about it.
Just think about it.
That's all I'm asking.
Maybe you could think about me flying to New York at the end of the program just like all the other dads are doing.
Ricky, I told you, those are dads who are in relationships with the mothers.
Some of them living together, some actually even married.
Well, if we're not in a relationship, what are we? I don't know.
I think we'll be different things to each other at different times.
I don't think we really know what we are right now other than John's parents.
Yeah.
Okay.
But I have the weekend.
Why don't I fly to New York, and we could just talk? I hate talking over the phone, and I wanna talk to you.
I'll bring John if you want me to, but I want to talk to you.
Ricky, you can't fly here and back in a weekend with John.
He'd be so unhappy on a plane all that time.
But you're not saying no to my coming there? Well I mean, we haven't really talked the way other parents here have talked, so I guess it could be helpful.
But I wouldn't want you to leave John with anyone other than my mom and my dad, and This is crazy.
Why is it crazy? I don't think it's crazy.
I think it's about time we confronted each other, don't you? Okay, not confront each other, but It's time we talked, Amy.
We need to talk.
We can talk when I get back.
Or we could talk this weekend.
Yeah.
Or this weekend.
I'd be back in 48 hours.
It's something she needs to do- we need to do.
Okay, not need, but want.
Okay, not wanna do, but have to do.
We have to do this.
And it would be good for John if Amy and I did do this sooner than later.
We should talk to each other and figure some things out.
I offered to take John, but Amy doesn't think that he should be on a plane that much in two days.
And she'll be home in two weeks.
Although, most of the other dads are coming in at the end of the program for a couple of days without the kids.
But we don't have to do that.
I mean, I wanna do that.
Which is one of the reasons I wanna do this, but Will you watch John, please? Well, I guess we could.
Couldn't we? Where you gonna stay? It's New York.
I'm sure there are plenty of hotels I can stay at.
Okay, let's just cut to the chase.
Promise us that you are not going to have sex with Amy if we do this for you.
Amy and I are definitely not gonna have sex if you do this for us.
It's for us, not just for me.
Promise.
Promise.
I'm not even thinking like that.
Supposedly you weren't thinking like that at band camp, and it just happened.
I don't wanna hear that it just happened again.
Of course not.
I would never ask you to keep John so I can fly to New York to have sex with your daughter.
I just wanna talk to her, and she wants to talk to me.
And we need to talk, that's all.
That's all? Go.
Yeah, go.
Thank you.
I really appreciate it, and I know Amy really appreciates it.
I'm gonna go pick up John.
I'll bring him right home, and then I'm gonna go.
Go where? Why don't you go with me to pick John up from the nursery? I wanna talk to you.
No, it's okay.
I don't really feel like talking.
Come on, Ashley.
I'm asking you to do this for me as a friend.
Well, I'm not really your friend.
I don't know what you wanna talk to me about or where you're going, but since they knew about it first, forget it.
I don't wanna be late.
Come on.
Please.
What's all the happiness about? About making you happy.
There's probably nothing that's gonna make you happy when you hear that Ricky's going away for the weekend.
He's going to see your sister in New York.
They need to talk.
Talking is part of this program she's doing apparently.
And this would be a problem for me? Ricky talking to Amy would be a problem for me because I know the way you feel about him.
I know you don't just wanna be friends.
But, Ash- But, Dad- I would think it would be more of a problem for you and Mom since, obviously, if Ricky flies all the way to New York, he and Amy are gonna be doing a lot more than just talking.
I mean, I would think that they would have sex.
At least once.
Maybe more, depending on how the talking goes.
Hello? Hello, Ben.
Amy? Amy, is that really you? Yes, it's really me.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you for talking to me.
Ben, I thought it was clear when I didn't return your 57 messages that I don't really wanna talk to you right now, but apparently you can't accept that I don't really wanna talk to you right now, so I'm just calling to let you know that I will talk to you at some point, but not over the phone, okay? When I get back, then we can talk face-to-face.
Until then, please stop calling me.
So, you will see me and talk to me when you get back? Yes, I will.
I definitely will.
I'll call you when I'm ready to talk.
When do you think that'll be? Uh, what day do you get back? What time? Do you think I can pick you up from the airport? I drove you to the airport, remember? I'll call you when I get back.
A day or two after I get home, after I've had time to see John and get settled in, I'll call you, and we can get together and talk.
Can we just talk for a minute now? Please? I don't have much time.
There's something I have to do tonight.
I just wanna know that there's hope- that there's some hope that you and I can someday beogher again, Amy, despite what's going on with Adrian and me.
I don't wanna have this conversation over the phone.
Well, I can come back there.
Yeah, I could ask my dad if he minds taking the jet, and he can fly there again, and we can talk face-to-face.
No, Ben.
I'm sorry, but no.
And I really have to go.
And I really want you to stop calling me.
I'll call you when I'm ready to talk.
That's two more weeks, Amy.
I don't know if I can not call you for two more weeks.
Then just start with this weekend, okay? No more phone calls or messages or anything this weekend, all right? Okay.
Yeah, I think I can do that - just not call all weekend.
And I will look forward to talking to you face-to-face whenever you're ready to talk face-to-face.
Amy? Was there something else that you wanted to tell me? No, I don't think so.
Bye, Ben.
Bye, Amy.
And thanks for calling.
Well, not calling, but picking up and talking to me.
You're welcome.
Bye.
Bye.
So So I just talked to her.
Yeah, I actually just talked to Amy.
Oh, yeah? What'd she say? She said that she doesn't wanna talk to me right now.
Well, I said all along that she'll be angry.
And she'll be angry for a while, but life goes on.
Yes, it does.
She said that she wants to talk to me face-to-face when she gets back.
What do you think that means? Oh, I don't know.
That she'll talk to you face-to-face when she gets back? I think that's good.
I mean, don't you? I mean, you could take it as she wants to see me.
Amy wants to see me.
Did she say that? Or did she say she'll see you in two weeks? No, she said she'll talk to me in two weeks.
But face-to-face.
So that's as good as saying she wants to see me.
Maybe.
Oh, it was so great to hear her voice.
I never thought I'd hear her voice again.
I mean, I've heard it a thousand times on the message machine, but I didn't really think I was gonna get to hear her voice again.
And now I'm gonna hear it in person.
In two weeks.
That's good.
Could be.
How's Adrian? Who? Oh.
Yeah.
Uh, Adrian.
She's fine.
She's having some sort of thing done tomorrow.
Uh, we have a doctor's appointment.
What sort of thing? I don't know.
But I told her I'd go with her, which is proof that I'm not ignoring her.
I'm just not marrying her.
So if you came in here to try to pressure me into a relationship with Adrian, now would not be a good time to do that.
Because one, I do have a relationship with Adrian.
It's just not the one that you and her father want.
And two, I'm still pretty high on that phone call in which Amy said that she's gonna see me in two weeks and talk to me.
That's not what I came in here for- to pressure you into a relationship with Adrian.
But you came in here for something.
I came in here to ask you if you wanted to invite some of your friends over tonight for hamburgers or something.
Have a little party.
Have some fun.
I mean, where are your friends? Where's Henry and Alice? I mean, every year, when school lets out, the three of you usually do something to celebrate.
Why don't you ask them over? Or ask some other people over.
You need to be with people.
No, I don't.
And what other people? Jack.
You could ask Jack over.
Or maybe Tom, since he and Tom are living together.
And then, I mean, Grace is in the house right next to them, and you might wanna ask her over.
And since she's best friends with Adrian, she might come.
I mean, if you wanted.
No pressure.
Yeah.
No pressure.
Ask anyone you want over.
As many people as you want over.
Ask Amy's friends.
Uh, uh Madison and Lauren, and her sister, Ashley.
Ashley probably doesn't have anything to do, does she? I don't know, and I don't really care.
Unless, of course, I could enlist her as a supporter, but I think she's kind of interested in Ricky right now, which may or may not be good for me.
Maybe she could come with that guy that she came to the wedding with.
Uh, Grant, was it? He just went out with Grace.
So maybe they wanna see each other again.
Invite him and his cousin, uh, uh - Griffin, is it? He's seeing someone, too.
Invite her.
It's not a her.
Then him.
Invite them all.
Yeah, or none of them at all.
Ben, really, life is constantly changing, and you never know who's gonna wind up with whom.
And you can't just sit around waiting for Amy to come around.
Maybe she will, and maybe she won't.
Could you just be on my side, okay? I mean, could you just be on my side with Amy? Because everybody else is turning against me, and I'm hanging out there in the universe hoping for a miracle, and I need someone, you know? I need someone who knows me and understands me and knows what I'm going through and who wants Amy to love me as much as I want her to love me, even though I'm having a baby with Adrian.
And so what, you know? So what if I'm having a baby with Adrian.
I still want Amy.
Wanting something really, really badly doesn't mean you're gonna get that something or that someone, Ben.
And sometimes, when you go chasing a dream, you find that you already had what you wanted in life already.
Like Adrian and a baby? I don't want that.
I really don't.
And that is not what I wanted to hear right now.
I know.
I know what you wanted to hear, but Henry and Alice are downstairs, and I think they already invited everyone.
Yeah, that's where my parents are.
Well, what about us? I'll be back.
Well, then you go to football camp.
I go to football camp every summer.
And it's not a sleepaway camp, so I'll be home at night.
Not that I'll feel like going out at night.
And even if you do, you have a 9:00 curfew from the coach.
But I know you two managed to find a way around that last summer.
Right.
When do you go off to that medical school thing? Med camp? The program's been shortened by a few weeks.
Cost cutting.
Mmm.
Cost cutting.
Well, I hope they don't leave out any of the vital organs.
Like the heart? Or did you mean some other vital organ? Oh, boy.
So, Jack told you he's going to Phoenix to visit his parents? I just love his mother.
Don't you? And his father.
Well, I only met them the one time.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
I've known them for years, you know, 'cause of church.
Right.
Church.
I forgot you went to church.
Yeah, Jack and I both go to church.
Well, Jack and I have something far greater in common than belief in a higher power.
Madison I hate that you've had sex with her.
Well, I did, and I can't take it back.
It happened.
Well, I wanna do something with you that you haven't done with her.
We do that all the time.
Well, then, I wanna do something else.
Something else like what? But we always go to the family cabin for the summer.
I have to go.
And then you have to come back and go to football camp.
You have no time for me.
Then I'll make time.
Next week? Next week, I'll be at the family cabin.
It's like not even having a boyfriend, having you as a boyfriend.
Well, what do you want me to do? I don't know.
But I'll think of something.
Great.
Think of something.
Does Peter have to meet you here? Why couldn't we just pick him up? I feel like your date.
Peter may be out of the closet with his family.
That doesn't mean he's comfortable dating.
I'll do whatever Peter wants to do.
If he wants to come by himself and meet me here, that's fine.
You have to take these things slowly, you know? See you.
Hey! I'm so glad you came.
Good to see you.
Good to see you, too.
So, is Jack still living in the guest house with Tom? Yep.
That's too bad.
Why? Because, obviously, you loved him enough to have sex once, you probably still love him enough to have sex again.
And I just got stomped on, and I'm not up for a second stomping.
You know what I mean? I know what you mean.
Who told you? Griffin.
Med camp? Yeah.
How'd you know? How'd you know? I went there.
I wanna be a doctor.
No way.
What section were you in? I'm kind of embarrassed to say.
Obstetrics.
Oh.
I was in sports medicine.
Oh, yeah.
Jack.
Yeah.
But I'm changing this summer though.
Yeah.
Me, too.
What's next? I haven't decided yet.
Wow.
Med camp.
No kidding.
We were both there, and we didn't even notice each other.
So, did you sign up for obstetrics so you could meet girls? Yeah.
And I thought it might somehow make me sexier for some reason.
You got a real interest in sports medicine? Oh, not really.
Not an interest that lasted anyway.
Hey.
Can we talk? She's all yours till med camp.
There's no chance I could have company sleep over at the guest house, is there? Even if none of us are gonna be doing anything? Maybe if I sleep with him he'll feel closer to me than her.
I mean, he's had sex with Grace, but he hasn't slept with her.
And sleeping with somebody can be a really intimate thing.
Hey, maybe you guys could sleep over, too.
They've got bunk beds.
Yeah.
I could say I'm spending the night at your house, you could say you're spending the night at my house, and we could just spend the night at Grace's guest house.
God, I hate that he lives in Grace's guest house.
Hey, Ashley.
How are you? I was afraid you might be here.
Hi.
Hi.
So how's Grace? Interesting.
We just found out we both wanna be doctors.
Since when do you wanna be a doctor? Since always.
You Adrian? Yeah.
Hi.
Heard about the baby.
Yeah? Maybe I shouldn't have said that- that I heard about the baby.
I just felt I should say it.
I studied obstetrics, just at med camp.
Really? You know about babies? Just what they tell 16-year-olds who think they wanna deliver babies.
Do I know you? Grant.
Oh, yeah.
You're Grant.
Huh.
Huh? Yeah.
Huh.
I'm Grace's best friend, you know.
I know.
Is it me, or is it boring in here? I'll let you two talk.
Griffin's meeting Peter here.
You're not angry at something, are you? No.
Not at you anyway.
My dad made me come here.
I hate parties.
I'm no good at parties.
I don't think Ben is enjoying the party.
It's early.
He's still angry with us.
He'll come around.
I hope so.
I can't take him being like this for the next couple months.
Couple months? You mean the next nine months to 18 years.
Oh, right.
The baby.
I just meant the summer.
Yeah.
Summer's come and go.
Babies stay around a lifetime.
I think Benjamin Boykewich is going to have to get over his spoiled self and grow up.
Thank you.
So, who's the Sausage King's heir? I don't know.
I, um- I don't know any of these people really, except, uh Hi, Griffin.
Griffin, Hayley.
Haley, Griffin.
Nice to meet you.
Are you a Boykewich? No.
Uh, that guy right there - that's Ben.
Hey, Griffin.
So, look who's speaking to me.
Oh, don't be a jerk, all right? All right.
This is Peter and his date- date Hayley.
Come on, Hayley.
I'll show you where the drinks are.
You can thank me later.
So, do you actually know Ben Boykewich? Could you introduce us? Why, yes.
I could also introduce you to the girl he's having a baby with.
She's really nice.
Why are all the really good guys having babies these days? So, surprise.
I'm just not ready, all right? I wanted to see you again, but I'm just not ready.
Hey, ready or not, you're gay.
Yeah, well, I'm gay when I wanna be gay.
Well, you're gay whether you want to be gay or not.
And I'm usually more sympathetic with guys who are having a difficult time coming out to friends and family, but you are out.
You came out.
You can't go back in.
Yeah, I can.
I can if I want.
You don't want or you wouldn't be here.
And does Hayley know that you're gay? No, and you're not gonna tell her.
Yeah.
All right.
Fine.
Whatever.
Sorry.
No, you're not.
No, I'm really not.
Hmm So I think it's a good thing.
I mean, she made it a point to pick up the phone and tell me herself that she wants to talk to me in two weeks when she gets home, and that she wants to talk to me face-to-face.
So, obviously, she wants to see me face-to-face.
So she wants to see me.
I think it's a good thing.
Really? You think so? Tammy said she want to see me.
And I didn't wanna see her.
Yeah, but I do wanna see Amy.
Maybe she had bad news - tell you.
And that's why Tammy wanna see me.
And Tammy tell me she was getting married.
I don't think Amy wants to tell me something like that.
Ben, this is Hayley.
Hayley, this is Ben Boykewich.
Hey, Ben Boykewich.
No offense, but I'm not interested.
What's wrong with you? What is wrong with me is that the only girl I'm interested in is Amy.
Well, I've got news for you.
Ricky's flying to New York to see Amy this weekend.
Ricky's flying to New York to see Amy this weekend? Uh-oh.
What? I'm really not good at parties.
Ricky? Yeah, it's me.
Come on up.
So, uh, welcome to New York.
Come on in.
It's nice.
Yeah.
Isn't it? It is.
So, how was your flight? It was good.
I slept the whole way.
Oh, so you're not tired? I'm not tired.
Still, we should probably walk over to your hotel.
Or I could do that alone.
I could walk over to the hotel, clean up, come back in an hour or two.
Yeah, we could get some breakfast.
I always eat breakfast at this cute little place around the corner.
All the girls do.
Well, all the girls in the program.
They call us the "Little Mothers" - all the guys who work there.
Or, you know, you could just clean up and shower here.
I have a really nice shower and a bathtub.
I could do that, I guess.
Yeah, that'd probably be quicker.
Yeah, that'd be quicker.
And then I'll show you New York.
I'm not really here to see New York.
I'm just here to see you, Amy.
Um, I'm kind of hungry.
Are you hungry? I could eat.
But after I clean up.
Yeah.
After you've cleaned up.
I've missed, uh, John.
And he's missed you.
But he's busy.
He's so busy walking around, getting into everything.
He's really growing up fast.
I hope he's okay without you there.
Oh, he'll be okay.
It's really good to see you, Amy.
You, too, Ricky.
You, too.
We're gonna get in trouble for this anyway, you know? So what? "So what"? I could get kicked out of here.
That's "so what".
Well, I can't go home right now.
It's 4:30 in the morning.
I'm supposed to be at her house.
Yeah.
And I'm supposed to be at her house.
We can't show up at either house in the middle of the night.
What time do you two usually get up when you sleep over each other's houses? Around 11:00.
This really isn't what I had in mind.
You know that? And I don't mean I had sex in mind.
I did have sleeping with you in mind.
I know that.
Stop complaining.
Yeah, stop complaining.
We all know that.
We all thought we were gonna sleep in the same beds together.
We still could.
No.
I say no.
I have to go.
I'm in so much trouble it's not even funny.
Mmm.
It's kind of funny.
Yeah, kind of.
Good night, Doctor.
Good morning, Doctor.
Bye.
Is it night, or is it morning? Oh, we were - we were at a party.
And Grant, um - That was Grant.
He - He followed me home just to make sure I got home safe.
And then, well, you know.
Yeah.
I know.
And your mom knows.
The whole neighborhood probably knows.
What? It's not like we were doing anything.
Look, here's the thing.
If you do decide to do something, don't do it with a guy at med camp, all right? All right.
The whole purpose of med camp is to go, get your mind off guys, focus on your schoolwork, what you wanna do with your life.
I have news for you and Mom.
Tonight is what I wanna do with my life.
I wanna stay up until 4 a.
m.
and make out with some guy that I really like, and talk about life and laugh until I cry and cry until I laugh.
All right.
Well, I just came down here to get your mom the last piece of pie that was left over.
Lock the door and make sure that you're all right.
I am more than all right.
So Mom is still awake? Yeah.
Yeah, you know, you guys are a lot alike.
Good night.
Or good morning.
I'm really surprised you let me sleep over.
You're surprised? I'm shocked.
Who knew my parents would let you sleep over? And by the way, who's sleeping? You've been talking for two hours straight.
Have I? Yeah, you have.
I'm just nervous.
You're nervous? Yeah.
I'm nervous.
I've never really had a boyfriend.
Yeah, but you've had sex.
And I haven't had sex.
We're not gonna have sex until we know each other better and until I'm comfortable with that.
Yeah.
All right.
I hear you.
Hey, could you two knock it off? I'm trying to get some sleep here.
Not that this isn't really interesting stuff, but I have to get some sleep.
You better not tell anyone.
Oh, come on.
She's gonna tell someone.
Everyone.
I still can't believe that stupid Sausage King's kid is having a baby.
What is going on at that high school? No pregnant teens at your high school? Oh, yeah.
Plenty of them.
I was hoping to be one.
Obviously that's not gonna happen.
What? I'm joking.
Nobody wants to be a teenage mother.
I don't wanna be a teenage father.
But you are.
And that's just how it is, Ben.
You just have to accept that.
And you have to accept that Amy - Ow.
That Amy will someday come around, and you'll be friends.
We'll all be friends someday.
I can't believe I didn't hear between the lines.
That's why she told me not to call this weekend.
I know why.
Ricky.
I thought she wanted to see me.
I really thought she wanted to see me and talk, but what are we gonna talk about? What are we gonna talk about other than my having a baby? What a stupid, stupid thing I did.
Stop beating yourself up.
Things happen.
Yeah.
And who knows? Maybe this will all turn out good in the end, and like Alice said, we'll all be friends.
Impossible.
Yeah, she's here.
And Ben said he was gonna go to the doctor with her today.
Thanks, Leo.
Hmm.
This could be good.
That's the last time you sleep in my room.
You got that? Oh, that's where he was.
How was the par-tay? Good.
We should go get some breakfast.
Yeah, let's do it.
Go have some breakfast, I mean.
Yeah, I knew what you meant.
Did you? Yeah.
So how'd it go? Here.
ROGENA SKIN CARE.
It's my baby's first sonogram.
Wow.
This is amazing.
So, is it a boy or girl? Oh, it's still too early to tell.
I can't believe I can already see my baby.
It's so exciting.
Or it would be if I were ten years older and married.
But it still is.
This is a baby.
Yeah.
My baby.
It's the first time I really felt like I'm having a baby.
Hey, where's Ben? Oh, I dropped him off at home.
They gave him a copy of the picture, and I think he was kind of overwhelmed and nauseous.
I can't believe that's my baby.
I can't believe that's my baby.
Yeah, well, did you pass out? Well, my knees got a little weak, but Yeah.
I'm just glad I was there.
Or near there anyway.
I missed all that with Amy.
But that wasn't my baby.
This is my baby.
This is my little guy - or girl or guy.
I kind of hope it's a girl.
Yeah, I hope it's a girl.
I have a feeling it's a girl.
And then you and Adrian could teach her all about the birds and the bees when she grows up.
Hank.
Wrong time.
What? I didn't say "sex.
" You know what? I'm gonna marry her.
I'm gonna do what you said, and I'm just going to accept that this is my fate, and I'm gonna marry Adrian and learn to love her.
All right.
If you do decide that you want to ask her to marry you, leave out "fate" and "learn to love her.
" Yeah.
I'd even leave out, "Will you marry me?" I'm not letting you do this.
I don't care whose father is behind it- yours or hers - you are not getting married.
I might.
I might just do that.
Oh, no.
Y- You wouldn't marry Adrian just to get ba at Ricky and? Oh, no.
I get it.
I totally get it.
If you say you're going to marry Adrian, either Amy will stop you- Or you'll be married.
No, Ben.
So what? Music is important to me.
I love music.
I love all kinds of music.
What kind of music do you like best? I like jazz.
Yeah, jazz.
I like classical, too.
I love big bands.
I like big bands.
I used to listen to Buddy Rich, Gene Krupa, this guy Bill Richmond.
You know, Richmond wrote some of the Jerry Lewis movies.
I love Jerry Lewis.
You're kidding me.
I hate Jerry Lewis.
Three Stooges? No.
Marx Brothers? No.
Dumb and Dumber.
I loved that.
Me, too.
When he hit her with that snowball Yeah! I love moo shu pork.
They never give me enough duck sauce.
I don't really eat that much pork.
Because you're Jewish? Half Jewish.
My dad.
He beat the crap out of me and my mom, but he never ate pork.
Ricky, your childhood was so sad and scary.
Oh, don't feel sorry for me.
I don't want you to feel sorry for me.
I'm nothing like my dad or my mom.
Yeah, me, neither.
Why is that so funny? 'Cause I've spent the last two weeks with them.
Oh I can't believe she kissed you.
I kissed her back, so you can't just blame Ashley.
I blame you, too.
Was it a long kiss? Long enough.
I didn't time it or anything.
Did you feel anything? Regret.
Maybe a little something.
Ricky! I'm a guy.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel anything.
Hey, I'm making progress.
I didn't try to sleep with her.
If she wanted to sleep with you, would you sleep with her? Depends on how aggressive she is and whether or not your parents are home.
I'm kidding.
Really, I'm kidding.
I would never, ever sleep with your sister unless you're dead.
I'm sorry.
It must be the jet lag.
I'm joking.
I'm just joking.
I can't believe that you said that.
Hey, tell me you haven't thought that your life would be easier if I weren't around.
Yeah, I've thought that.
Too quick.
I should get going.
Why? It's late.
I told your parents that we - that we wouldn't do anything.
We're not doing anything.
Well, when could we do something? Could we do something? Could we ever have sex again? Whoa, whoa.
Conversation took a turn here.
I don't know.
I don't know if we could ever have sex again.
Could you ever not sleep with every girl you got the chance to sleep with? I'm working on that.
Which means you're still sleeping around.
I'm still sleeping around.
Well, if you ever wanna sleep with me again, you'll stop doing that.
I'll stop doing that.
Ricky, it's one thing to say that, but it's another thing to not do it with anyone else but me.
And it would have to be no one else but me.
I would want an exclusive relationship.
And even then, I would insist that you get tested for HIV and anything else before we had sex again.
And I'd still wanna use condoms.
Well, I would want you to be on the pill.
I am on the pill.
Why? Why are you on the pill? Because of you.
Because I know what can happen, and it's never gonna happen unintentionally again.
So you're saying that one day, you'd like to have more children.
I don't know.
I love John.
I really love him.
I wish we were older, but we weren't.
I love him so much it's crazy.
He's so cute.
Isn't he cute? He's my kid.
Of course he's cute.
I'm cute.
We're a cute family.
Not family, but whatever we are.
What do you want us to be? I don't know.
I really don't.
I think it's too soon to decide.
I don't know.
I really don't.
Me, neither.
John's over a year old.
He's walking.
Maybe we should decide.
He walks funny.
He runs funny.