A.N.T. Farm (2011) s03e11 Episode Script

[Thunder rumbling.]
This place is gruesome! A boarding school designed just for us mutants.
It even smells like death in here.
Actually, that's my afternoon snack.
I got it from the farmer's market.
I ripped it off a farmer.
I can't wait to meet Zoltan Grundy! I hear he's larger than life.
I am the great and powerful Grundy.
You're a fly? No, I'm not a fly.
Flies are pitiful and weak! I am an enchanted sparkle Pixie! Wait.
If you're a Pixie, then why do you need a jet pack? The truth is, since I put on a little weight, my wings don't hold me up anymore.
I'm ashamed to say I'm tipping the scales at two ounces.
Anyway, this state-of-the-art facility features the world's first Doomavator.
This Mutant Farm can go all the way up to heaven and all the way down to The parking garage! And also the fiery underworld.
Oh, no! Here comes the evil one! Hi, Lexi.
What are you doing here? You're not a mutant.
Well, I've been keeping it secret, but the truth is I am a mutant.
Not a disgusting, hideous one like you guys, but a beautiful mermaid.
Ooh! Let me see! So? How do I look? I thought mermaids were supposed to be pretty? But this is what all beautiful mermaids look like.
Don't you ever watch Real Housewives of Atlantis? Hello, everyone, I'm Winter.
Welcome to your new home for Eternity! What do you mean? The only one who's going to spend eternity in high school is Fletcher.
Yeah! This isn't a school.
It's a prison! [All clamoring.]
What? Winter, you can't do this! I demand you Ooh! Shiny! I cannot believe he fell for that.
Ooh, shiny! Ooh, ooh.
Ooh.
Doo, doo.
Ooh, ooh.
Ooh.
Doo, doo.
Woo! Everybody's got that thing.
Something different, we all bring.
Don't you let 'em, clip your wings.
You got it! You got it! We're on fire and we blaze, in extraordinary ways.
365 days.
We got it! We got it! You can dream it.
You can be it.
If you can feel it, you can believe it! Because I am, you are, we are Exceptional.
Exceptional! Yeah, I am, you are, we are Exceptional.
Exceptional! Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Ooh, ooh.
Woo! [Music.]
- Stop it! - Let me go! - Stop it! - Ow! Come on.
What are you going to do to us? Are we going to be tortured? No, of course not.
But I will be harnessing your mutant abilities to make me the worlds' most powerful Aquarium supplies distributor! All: Huh? What do you need us for? To work your fingers to the bone making aquarium gravel! In a delightful assortment of eye-catching colors.
Winter: Turn him to stone! Stop! [Hissing.]
Careful! I just got snake extensions! This batch is good.
You can't make us do this! Ha! My prices can't be beat, but you can! I'll start with you, Fletcher.
[Gasps.]
Hey, the boss knows my name.
Do we at least get a lunch break? Sure.
We can all have Sushi! [Gasps.]
Technically, Lexi would be Sashimi.
Sushi is prepared with vinegared rice called Shan and comes in many different forms, Makizushi, Nigirizushi, Chirashizushi You said we weren't going to be tortured! Angus: What a day.
My feet are killing me.
[Moaning.]
We cannot stay in this prison for the rest of our lives.
Or the rest of our deaths.
We've need to find a way to get out of here.
And quit our jobs? I already have a bad reference from my last boss.
He said I was, "a pain in the neck".
Because I was annoying.
So I bit him in the neck! Maybe if we can supercharge the Doomavator, we can launch it out of the building like an escape pod.
I hope it works before I have to get back in that tank.
This pond scum is making my legs look disgusting! Yeah, it's your legs that look disgusting.
What? [Electricity crackling.]
What is that? It seems that the power surge ripped a hole in the fabric of the Universe.
This might be our way out! You can't just go through there! It might be dangerous.
- Let Fletcher go first.
- Yeah.
Where are we? It looks just like our world, only cleaner.
We must be in Canada! Wherever we are, Winter is going to come looking for us.
We need to figure out how to close this portal.
I might be able to repair the fractured atomic bonds by reversing the electrostatic interaction that created the initial fracture.
Or we could just do this.
[Zipping.]
The Universe left its fly open.
In the Universe's defense, so did Fletcher.
[Zipping.]
Come on, let's look around.
When did they put a mirror in the Ant Farm? We look hideous! Speak for yourself.
Za-zow! Guys, I don't think this is a mirror.
Oh, thank goodness! And also [All screaming.]
[Music.]
Why do you guys look like us, and where did you come from? We came through a zipper thingy and, well Olive, why don't you explain? Both: It appears we traversed dimensions through some sort of portal, arriving here from a Parallel Universe.
Okay, I don't know what happened, but two Olives? I'm all for it.
Good, because we don't want to go back.
In our world, we're considered freaks.
We're considered freaks here, too! I wouldn't call us freaks.
We're prodigies.
I'm a singer.
I sing too! Ugh, here we go.
[Hissing.]
Callin' the monsters, calling all the monsters.
I'm calling all, I'm calling all, I'm calling all the monsters! Aye yeah-eh eh! Aye yeah-eh eh! Aye yeah-eh eh! Yeah-eh! Heart thumps and you jump.
Coming down with goosebumps.
You dare to go there I'm-a get you so scared! We're wantin' to.
We're hauntin' you.
We're wantin' to.
[Vocalizing.]
[Rapping.]
Freed from this hat thing's ready for combat .
Can provide my own beat.
With my rat-a-tat rattle.
[Rattling.]
Yeah well, you get the idea.
[Slurping.]
These smoothies are great! They make them out of fruit instead of fruit bats! Really? [Groaning.]
Ah! Giant brain freeze! Guys, this place is awesome! Yeah, according to this terrible young adult novel, human girls find Vampires irresistible.
Hey, beautiful.
I'd say you make my heart skip a beat but, uh, I'm dead.
- [Snarls.]
- [Screams.]
Wait! Don't you want to be on Team Fletcher? Guys, I wish we could stay, but tomorrow, when Halloween's over, people are going to see these aren't costumes.
When the humans realize I'm a mutant, they'll mount me on the wall and make me sing Take Me to the River.
We just have to figure out how to blend in.
Make ourselves more like humans.
You mean by using bio-metamorphic technology to alter our genetic makeup? No.
I have something even more foolproof.
Completely realistic costumes! All I did was comb my hair and brush my teeth.
This is perfect! No one will suspect a thing.
We'll finally be safe.
Don't be so sure.
I'm getting a vision! Winter is still looking for us! Whoever finds those mutants will be rewarded with this treasure chest! As well as a filter, an air pump, and a little plastic plant.
Everything you need to get started in the fulfilling and delightful world of tropical fish ownership.
Careful! You'll knock over the [Laughing.]
I'm free! I'm free! I'm going to fly away from here and never look back! What's your hurry, big boy? Hello.
I haven't seen you around the enchanted forest.
Ooh, you turned out the light.
Oh So, Winter's never going to stop looking for us? What if she finds the portal? That's not going to happen.
Who's going to leave a zipper open like that? Uh Fletcher? [Zipping.]
If we want Winter to stop looking for us, she'll have to think she found us.
We need to trick the real humans into taking our place in that mutant prison.
But how? We'll just get them to dress up like us, and invite them to a fake Halloween party.
Ooh! A fake party? We can have fake balloons and a fake cake and I can invite my fake girlfriend! You don't have a fake girlfriend! What fake girl would wanna go out with you? Thanks for inviting us to your party.
And for helping us pick out these great costumes.
Although I was hoping to wear something with fishnets, not something that could get caught in an actual fish net.
Come on.
The party's this way.
I can even hear the music.
[Humming classical music.]
It's supposed to be party music! It is.
Mozart composed some of the best party music ever! [Continues.]
They're not going to want to come to a party where they're playing Ooh, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik! That's my jam! Have fun Forever! [Zipping.]
This calls for an evil laugh! Tee! All: Tee-hee! Tee-hee! Wow! They really decorated the Ant Farm! This is so cool! Thanks Guys? Where'd they go? And why is no one else at this party? Oh.
Here come some people.
Hi.
- Hey, what are you doing? - Watch it! Wow, this guy really wants to dance with me.
[Humming classical music.]
Whoa! [Music.]
Winter: There you are! You thought you could escape, but you can't! Now get to work! These pebbles are not going to make themselves.
Interesting factoid, pebbles actually do make themselves, thanks to the wonders of erosion! You don't understand.
We're not mutants, we're humans! Then explain your hideous appearance.
I ask her that every day.
We're just wearing Halloween costumes! Just turn him to stone! See? Rubber snakes! Nice try, mutant scum.
Obviously, you figured out a way to transform your appearance to look human.
No, it's true! See? These are fake fangs! [Grunting.]
Why did I put these in with rubber cement? [Giggling.]
Because I told you to.
I'm not a catfish! See, I don't have whiskers! Just because you bleach them, doesn't mean you don't have them.
Okay, we need to fit in.
Let's act like a group of humans spending time together.
Hey, guys.
Have you seen human Chyna? I trimmed my bangs in her room, and they kind of slithered away.
Good! Now shave the rest of them off.
Along with your leg snakes, your armpit snakes, and that one snake growing out of the mole on your back! What's going on? We tricked the real humans into dressing like us and then we sent them to mutant world.
Now we can stay here forever! You sent the humans to our dimension? But they're going to be imprisoned and forced to work for Winter in the aquarium supplies industry! Ah, the best job I ever had.
Except for those two glorious hours as a teller at the Blood Bank.
- You guys are monsters! - Shh! Don't blow our cover! You know, just because we're cold-blooded doesn't mean we have to act cold-blooded.
Ugh, I hate cold blood! But if you pop it in the microwave for 20 seconds [Kisses.]
I'm going to go rescue them.
Even if I have to do it myself.
[Zipping.]
Wow! What's this place? Oops.
Wrong dimension! I keep telling you, I can't turn anyone into stone! Well, that was weird.
It's me.
I'm here to rescue you! All we have to do is Whoa! Don't hit me.
In this case, you actually can get blood from a stone.
Who said that? Something strange is going on here.
I'm not sure this is a real statue.
Are you a statue or not? - I'm a statue.
- Okay then.
Wait! If you were really a statue, you wouldn't have answered that question because everyone knows that statues can't hear.
Fine, I'm not a statue.
But you're about to become one! Why aren't you turning to stone? It works on everyone.
Well, except Mutants.
You're a mutant! What? I'm not a mutant.
It's working! I'm turning to stone! Look at me! I'm a statue! - It worked! - Run! The window! No! Don't open the window [Howling.]
Winter is a mutant! Well, the joke's on her.
This wolf stole her clothes.
And you made fun of my whiskers? Wait, if you're a mutant, then why would you imprison other mutants? Because, by ridding the world of creatures like you, I will become the world's most powerful mutant! And aquarium supplies distributor.
Well, if you're a mutant too, then you have to either get locked up with the rest of us or set us all free.
There's a third option.
I tear you to pieces.
[Snarling.]
Bad dog! Sit! [Whimpering.]
I can't believe you all came back to help me.
Even you, Lexi.
Actually, she refused, so we had to bait her into coming.
Cut me loose! We got a fighter! Don't grab us! Grab her! She's a mutant, too! What? No! What gives you that impression? This mutant world is crazy.
I can't believe there's a Winter even more evil than ours.
Yes, but you have to admit, she has very reasonable prices.
I'm sorry you were tricked and imprisoned.
You don't have to be sorry.
You're the one who came back to save us.
Thank you.
I think this calls for a hug.
Chynas? Pixie Grundy, what were you doing Down there? Meeting with my lawyers.
I've regained full control of the Mutant Farm.
This place will be a school after all.
A place where mutants can feel free to be who they are - And do what they do.
- [Croaking.]
All right, well, good luck.