Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s03e11 Episode Script
Apple Thief
[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS WENK.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [SIZZLING.]
I blows.]
[SLURPING.]
Finn, lunch is ready! Oh! What are you cooking? It's good, man.
I learned it from Rainicorn.
I'm not eating that.
It smells funny.
Dude, this took me, like -- FINN: Let's go over to Tree Trunks' and get some apple pie.
[CHANTING.]
Apple pie! Apple pie! Apple pie! Let's go! Whoa! [GRUNTS.]
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
FINN: Tree Trunks! Tree Tr-- [GASPS.]
Tree Trunks! Tree Trunks? [MUMBLING.]
Apples.
My apples.
Apples? You! You took my apples! Whoa! Whoa! Tree Trunks, it's us -- Finn and Jake.
Finn? And -- and Jake? It's okay, Tree Trunks.
We're here to help you.
Just tell us what happened.
They took them.
They took all of them.
All of what? Apples.
My apples that I raised with love -- from mere seedlings.
Without my special apples, I won't be able to bake any more apple pies.
BOTH: Noooooo! Don't you worry, Tree Trunks, we'll find those thieves and bring them to justice.
Let me show you the crime scene.
You see, boys, scads of apple trees but -- but no apples.
Hmm.
Is anything else missing, Tree Trunks? No, Finn.
They didn't touch my rocks or my birds or my flowers or -- or nothing.
Hmm.
Well, I don't see any footprints.
What you got, Jake? No ghost doodies.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
Oh, no.
No.
Hmm.
Tree Trunks, is there anyone you can think of who might want to krunk you up? Oh, no, Finn.
I take great care to assure that -- that I'm loved by even the most heinous JAKE: Hey, guys, I found something! Look! [GASPS.]
Oh, hey.
Hey, Finn.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
Oh, hey, Raggedy Princess.
Have you seen anything fishy going on? Um, no.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
I've been kind of down this hole for a long time.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
I got knocked down here by some Ne'er-do-wells.
It was terrible.
I was so scared.
Ne'er-do-wells? They stole my apples.
I'm gonna sass those boys up nasty! [CHUCKLES.]
Awesome.
Where do we find these guys? Oh, the Candy Tavern, man.
I used to hang out there back when I used to snatch old ladies' purses.
[DING!.]
Don't worry.
I stopped doing that a long time ago.
I didn't know it was wrong.
[DING!.]
Okay, you two, let's get going.
[CLATTERING.]
Uhh! [GASPS.]
Oh, my! [GRUNTING.]
Uh, does Princess Bubblegum know about this place? Be cool, man.
You're gonna queer the deal.
Oh, yeah.
Try not to act suspicious, Tree Trunks.
Okay, I won't.
ALL: Where -- Oh! Where's my dang apples? [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
Tree Trunks, you're so silly.
But -- but listen.
You wouldn't happen to have seen any -- I don't know -- apples around, have you? Seen any apples? You ask a lot of dumb-butt questions, almost like you're trying to solve something.
What? Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Mm.
Clean, too.
Almost like some do-gooders! Hold on.
We got to go potty.
Dang.
They almost got us.
But I think we blend in pretty well now.
This -- this toilet paper's drying my -- my mouth all up.
Tree Trunks, don't eat that.
Here.
You got to watch your man.
Oh, I look just like an army brat.
What can I do for you? You know where a guy might maybe score some apples? [GLASS SHATTERS.]
Well, when you put it like that, a couple of buddies I know have some apples for sale.
I'll show you.
Hey, fellas, these folks been asking about your apples.
Okay- Show 'em the apples, Smudge.
Grab 'em! You go back, and you tell your boss to stop looking for those apples, 'cause they're ours now! W-what boss? Your boss -- Dr.
J.
We don't know any Dr.
J.
Liar! Ouch! Come on, Smudge.
[MUTTERING.]
Dr.
J.
Gonna take myapples.
What just happened? I guess these guys who stole Tree Trunks' apples also stole Dr.
J.
's apples, and they thought we were working for him.
Finn, Finn.
Hmm? This could be dangerous.
And if you want to go back home, I understand.
But I need to do this.
Yeah, Tree Trunks.
Me too.
JAKE: Hey, Finn.
Hmm? What's that on your face, buddy? Oh, the guy bopped me one.
Must have had a ring on.
You know, I think I seen that symbol somewhere before.
Yeah.
Right next door to where I used to hock stolen bikes.
What?! I didn't know it was wrong.
Yeah, you see, that guy must work here or something.
Hello? Who's the heck happening? What? Uh, we're here about the apples.
Oh.
Okay.
Let's see your ring.
Um here.
[POP!.]
Come on in.
Follow this guy.
My boss is gonna be real psyched I found someone to buy his apples.
A whole crate.
What the -- what's wrong, guy? These aren't apples.
Oh, it didn't mean "diamonds"? All Ne'er-do-wells call diamonds "apples," like calling money "Bread" or rock-knockers "Butterslaps.
" Hey, Wormo, we're back.
What the -- what are theydoing here? They're here for the apples.
That's the dang Dr.
J.
Gang, Wormo.
Grab them! Um, Sir [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
I promise if you let us go, we won't tell no one about your apples.
Feed 'em to the pig.
Yeah, the pig.
[LAUGHS.]
Yeah.
All right.
[SIGHS.]
I'm sorry, y'all.
They're making me do this.
I'll -- I'll try to make it quick.
MAN: Hold it! Dr.
J.
! Yeah, yeah, and I want my apples back.
BOTH: Get 'em, boys.
[SMACK!.]
[SCUFFLING.]
[BIRDS CHIRPING.]
I Crying softly.]
Ah, don't cry, Tree Trunks.
But we're never gonna find those apples.
Apples? You guys looking for apples? Uh, yeah.
Why? 'Cause I can hear a bunch of apples in this room.
You mean apples as diamonds? Nope.
Apples as apples? Yep.
You mean apples that we eat? Yes.
With all due respect, Mr.
Pig, Sir, my apples were stolen by a dirty, rotten criminal who needs to be put in jail! I'm just telling you the facts, ma'am.
What I hear is a whole pig-load of apples inside that closet.
They sound scared.
Well, I hate to tell you this, boys, but there's no apples in this closet.
You see, uh, I'm the only one who knows how to open this closet.
[ALL GASP.]
Oh! So I was the apple thief, after all.
No, Tree Trunks.
That's preposterous.
No, Finn.
I'm a criminal, and I need to pay the price.
[RINGS.]
Banana guard speaking.
Uh, this is Tree Trunks.
I've done something horrible, and I want you to come over and arrest me.
FINN: Tree Trunks, you don't need to do this.
Thank you, Finn and Jake, but I won't let myself slip away from such a terrible crime.
Goodbye.
Tree Trunks Uh, this is hard to watch.
I'm gonna look away.
[BIRDS SQUAWKING.]
This place could use a scarecrow.
Huh? Wait.
What'd you say? I said, "This place could use a scarecrow.
" A scarecrow no footprints All those magpies on the roof Raggedy Princess in the ditch And all the apples in Tree Trunks' closet.
Boy, this place could use a scarecrow.
That's it! I knew it! [MAGPIES CHIRPING.]
The magpies have been stealing the apples and accidentally dropping them in this hole.
And that's why there weren't any footprints around the tree.
Yes! And the magpies were able to steal the apples because Raggedy Princess wasn't sitting on the fence post to scare them off.
Does this mean I'm innocent? As innocent as a baby's butt cheek.
[CHUCKLES.]
Awesome.
This calls for a celebration.
You know what that means, Tree Trunks.
I'm-a bake you the biggest and the tastiest apple pie you boys ever tasted.
[GRUNTS.]
BOTH: Whoa! Uh, you boys better stick around if you want to bite of my apple pie.
She slapped my butt.
[LAUGHING.]
[LAUGHTER.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN : This party is so crazy!
[PENGUINS WENK.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [SIZZLING.]
I blows.]
[SLURPING.]
Finn, lunch is ready! Oh! What are you cooking? It's good, man.
I learned it from Rainicorn.
I'm not eating that.
It smells funny.
Dude, this took me, like -- FINN: Let's go over to Tree Trunks' and get some apple pie.
[CHANTING.]
Apple pie! Apple pie! Apple pie! Let's go! Whoa! [GRUNTS.]
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
FINN: Tree Trunks! Tree Tr-- [GASPS.]
Tree Trunks! Tree Trunks? [MUMBLING.]
Apples.
My apples.
Apples? You! You took my apples! Whoa! Whoa! Tree Trunks, it's us -- Finn and Jake.
Finn? And -- and Jake? It's okay, Tree Trunks.
We're here to help you.
Just tell us what happened.
They took them.
They took all of them.
All of what? Apples.
My apples that I raised with love -- from mere seedlings.
Without my special apples, I won't be able to bake any more apple pies.
BOTH: Noooooo! Don't you worry, Tree Trunks, we'll find those thieves and bring them to justice.
Let me show you the crime scene.
You see, boys, scads of apple trees but -- but no apples.
Hmm.
Is anything else missing, Tree Trunks? No, Finn.
They didn't touch my rocks or my birds or my flowers or -- or nothing.
Hmm.
Well, I don't see any footprints.
What you got, Jake? No ghost doodies.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
Oh, no.
No.
Hmm.
Tree Trunks, is there anyone you can think of who might want to krunk you up? Oh, no, Finn.
I take great care to assure that -- that I'm loved by even the most heinous JAKE: Hey, guys, I found something! Look! [GASPS.]
Oh, hey.
Hey, Finn.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
Oh, hey, Raggedy Princess.
Have you seen anything fishy going on? Um, no.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
I've been kind of down this hole for a long time.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
I got knocked down here by some Ne'er-do-wells.
It was terrible.
I was so scared.
Ne'er-do-wells? They stole my apples.
I'm gonna sass those boys up nasty! [CHUCKLES.]
Awesome.
Where do we find these guys? Oh, the Candy Tavern, man.
I used to hang out there back when I used to snatch old ladies' purses.
[DING!.]
Don't worry.
I stopped doing that a long time ago.
I didn't know it was wrong.
[DING!.]
Okay, you two, let's get going.
[CLATTERING.]
Uhh! [GASPS.]
Oh, my! [GRUNTING.]
Uh, does Princess Bubblegum know about this place? Be cool, man.
You're gonna queer the deal.
Oh, yeah.
Try not to act suspicious, Tree Trunks.
Okay, I won't.
ALL: Where -- Oh! Where's my dang apples? [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
Tree Trunks, you're so silly.
But -- but listen.
You wouldn't happen to have seen any -- I don't know -- apples around, have you? Seen any apples? You ask a lot of dumb-butt questions, almost like you're trying to solve something.
What? Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Mm.
Clean, too.
Almost like some do-gooders! Hold on.
We got to go potty.
Dang.
They almost got us.
But I think we blend in pretty well now.
This -- this toilet paper's drying my -- my mouth all up.
Tree Trunks, don't eat that.
Here.
You got to watch your man.
Oh, I look just like an army brat.
What can I do for you? You know where a guy might maybe score some apples? [GLASS SHATTERS.]
Well, when you put it like that, a couple of buddies I know have some apples for sale.
I'll show you.
Hey, fellas, these folks been asking about your apples.
Okay- Show 'em the apples, Smudge.
Grab 'em! You go back, and you tell your boss to stop looking for those apples, 'cause they're ours now! W-what boss? Your boss -- Dr.
J.
We don't know any Dr.
J.
Liar! Ouch! Come on, Smudge.
[MUTTERING.]
Dr.
J.
Gonna take myapples.
What just happened? I guess these guys who stole Tree Trunks' apples also stole Dr.
J.
's apples, and they thought we were working for him.
Finn, Finn.
Hmm? This could be dangerous.
And if you want to go back home, I understand.
But I need to do this.
Yeah, Tree Trunks.
Me too.
JAKE: Hey, Finn.
Hmm? What's that on your face, buddy? Oh, the guy bopped me one.
Must have had a ring on.
You know, I think I seen that symbol somewhere before.
Yeah.
Right next door to where I used to hock stolen bikes.
What?! I didn't know it was wrong.
Yeah, you see, that guy must work here or something.
Hello? Who's the heck happening? What? Uh, we're here about the apples.
Oh.
Okay.
Let's see your ring.
Um here.
[POP!.]
Come on in.
Follow this guy.
My boss is gonna be real psyched I found someone to buy his apples.
A whole crate.
What the -- what's wrong, guy? These aren't apples.
Oh, it didn't mean "diamonds"? All Ne'er-do-wells call diamonds "apples," like calling money "Bread" or rock-knockers "Butterslaps.
" Hey, Wormo, we're back.
What the -- what are theydoing here? They're here for the apples.
That's the dang Dr.
J.
Gang, Wormo.
Grab them! Um, Sir [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
I promise if you let us go, we won't tell no one about your apples.
Feed 'em to the pig.
Yeah, the pig.
[LAUGHS.]
Yeah.
All right.
[SIGHS.]
I'm sorry, y'all.
They're making me do this.
I'll -- I'll try to make it quick.
MAN: Hold it! Dr.
J.
! Yeah, yeah, and I want my apples back.
BOTH: Get 'em, boys.
[SMACK!.]
[SCUFFLING.]
[BIRDS CHIRPING.]
I Crying softly.]
Ah, don't cry, Tree Trunks.
But we're never gonna find those apples.
Apples? You guys looking for apples? Uh, yeah.
Why? 'Cause I can hear a bunch of apples in this room.
You mean apples as diamonds? Nope.
Apples as apples? Yep.
You mean apples that we eat? Yes.
With all due respect, Mr.
Pig, Sir, my apples were stolen by a dirty, rotten criminal who needs to be put in jail! I'm just telling you the facts, ma'am.
What I hear is a whole pig-load of apples inside that closet.
They sound scared.
Well, I hate to tell you this, boys, but there's no apples in this closet.
You see, uh, I'm the only one who knows how to open this closet.
[ALL GASP.]
Oh! So I was the apple thief, after all.
No, Tree Trunks.
That's preposterous.
No, Finn.
I'm a criminal, and I need to pay the price.
[RINGS.]
Banana guard speaking.
Uh, this is Tree Trunks.
I've done something horrible, and I want you to come over and arrest me.
FINN: Tree Trunks, you don't need to do this.
Thank you, Finn and Jake, but I won't let myself slip away from such a terrible crime.
Goodbye.
Tree Trunks Uh, this is hard to watch.
I'm gonna look away.
[BIRDS SQUAWKING.]
This place could use a scarecrow.
Huh? Wait.
What'd you say? I said, "This place could use a scarecrow.
" A scarecrow no footprints All those magpies on the roof Raggedy Princess in the ditch And all the apples in Tree Trunks' closet.
Boy, this place could use a scarecrow.
That's it! I knew it! [MAGPIES CHIRPING.]
The magpies have been stealing the apples and accidentally dropping them in this hole.
And that's why there weren't any footprints around the tree.
Yes! And the magpies were able to steal the apples because Raggedy Princess wasn't sitting on the fence post to scare them off.
Does this mean I'm innocent? As innocent as a baby's butt cheek.
[CHUCKLES.]
Awesome.
This calls for a celebration.
You know what that means, Tree Trunks.
I'm-a bake you the biggest and the tastiest apple pie you boys ever tasted.
[GRUNTS.]
BOTH: Whoa! Uh, you boys better stick around if you want to bite of my apple pie.
She slapped my butt.
[LAUGHING.]
[LAUGHTER.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN : This party is so crazy!