Amphibia (2019) s03e11 Episode Script

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[car honks]
[frogs croaking]
[screams]
What happened to this place?
Quick! Back to Wartwood.
-Oh, no!
-Not here too!
-Even the statue is gone.
-[chitters]
Uh… Nice giant centipede?
[growls, roars]
[both screaming]
[grunts]
Now, stay down.
Polly, look out!
-[growls]
-Huh? Uh-oh.
[growling]
-[squealing]
-[grunts]
-[growls]
-[collar powering down]
What the--
Hey, thanks, whoever you are.
Well, salt my slugs.
-It's you four.
-[barks]
Croaker, Wally. Loggle? Is that you?
Yep. I've been lifting weights
every single day
since you've been gone.
Who knew I had these kind of gains
in me all along?
-What is going on around here?
-What was that thing?
-Loggle's buff now?
-I don't believe it.
-You're-- You're back.
-Sasha!
You're alive! And in Wartwood?
What's going on? What happened?
Follow me and I'll explain.
-Chuck.
-Tulips.
Whoa!
Wait. Our house is your secret hideout?
Only the basement.
No way! The Plantar family tunnels?
Come on.
[all] Whoa!
Welcome to the Resistance.
[chattering]
[swords clinking]
Hi-yah!
-All right. Let's get you up to speed.
-[all] Whoa!
Marcy has been taken prisoner,
but she's still alive.
[sighs] Oh, thank goodness.
So, what happened to the town?
What do you think? Andrias destroyed it.
Now, let's get you settled.
[chattering]
Attention, Wartwood.
I'd like to introduce some new recruits.
-Hey!
-Hi, guys!
[all] It's Anne and the Plantars!
-[cheering]
-[chirps]
The Plantars here came back to Amphibia
just in time to help us kick Andrias
right in the big old tail.
[all cheering]
Here.
Go find yourselves a nice cave to inhabit.
[sighs] I sure am gonna miss
the electric toothbrush.
Cheer up, Hop Pop.
Maybe we can find a cave
with some soft lichen to sleep on.
[Hop Pop groans]
[clears throat] So, about what happened
before we got zapped to Earth…
Listen,
my days of toxic manipulation are over.
And with Amphibia on fire
and Marcy in trouble,
I thought we could be on the same side
for a change.
Totally.
We'll work at our own baggage later.
[chuckles] What's with the hat?
[chuckles] The helmet of authority.
Apparently,
Wartwood busts this out during wartime,
so everyone knows who's in charge.
Which reminds me…
Wha--
Wartwood has only been able to hold out
this long
because they were waiting for you, Anne.
You stood up for them. You protected them.
It's time for you to lead them.
Uh, I don't know.
Amphibia's changed a lot
since I've been gone.
Should I really be the one doing this?
All in favor of Anne Boonchuy
as your new leader?
-[whistling, cheering]
-[chanting] Anne! Anne! Anne! Anne!
Oh, wow! This is a huge honor,
and also a lot of pressure.
[all cheering] Whoo-hoo!
Yeah, that's actually not helping.
[all gasp]
[Sasha] I'm sure you've seen
the mind-control collars
that Andrias has been using to control
the local wildlife.
Well, it turns out he's making them here.
How do these things even work?
It utilizes some kind of
weird mushroom enzyme.
Gee! Wonder where I've heard that before.
I turned you into zombies one time!
The mission is simple:
Destroy the factory.
If we're successful,
it'll make a big dent in Andrias's army.
All right. Let's do it.
Great. I'll call us a taxi app.
Polly, that's not gonna work.
[grunts] Fine. I'll guess we'll walk.
Anyone got any hand sanitizer?
I never noticed how dirty Amphibia was.
Don't worry, HP. I got you.
Wow. Earth made you three soft.
Anyway, get some sleep, everyone.
-We leave at dawn.
-You got it.
-[Sprig] See you in the morning.
-Aye, aye, Captain.
Hey, Grime.
Welcome, Anne. I mean, uh, Commander.
I know. Weird, right?
You gave Anne the helmet?
Yeah. If Anne is here,
I can't be in charge.
It's just too complicated.
But-- But she's never led an army.
And she has no idea
how much Amphibia has changed
or what we're up against.
I said it's complicated.
Fine. It just would've been nice
to know that I was demoted…
again!
[sighs]
[birds squawking]
Okay, guys. [grunts, chuckles] Whoops.
Let's go show Andrias what we're made of.
Which way, Commander?
Oh! Uh, no idea.
Oh! Didn't you take a picture of the map?
Shoot. Dang it!
I-I'll go back and grab it.
No need. Here's the map, Anne,
with all the important parts labeled.
Oh! Thanks, Sash.
But are you sure
you shouldn't be leading this?
No way. You should be in charge, not me.
[groans]
Come on, Anne. You can do this.
You steered us from Earth
back to Amphibia, didn't you?
Just follow your Anne-tuition.
Anne-tuition? Cute.
Okay, then. Here goes nothing!
[gulps, sighs]
[bubbling]
[all sobbing]
[all scream]
[all screaming]
[all scream]
[all groaning]
There's the factory.
How do we get across, Anne?
Yeah, what's your Anne-tuition telling ya?
Hmm.
Well, how about we build a bridge
out of ourselves?
I saw it in a movie once.
All these tiny mice worked together
to steal some oregano
from a French restaurant.
Uh, you heard the Commander, everyone.
Hop to it.
[all grunting]
[all] Whoa!
All right, everyone,
now lean forward into the canyon.
Nice.
Did you measure the width of the canyon?
-No, why?
-[all scream]
-[grunts]
-Guys!
Hang on.
-Grab on.
-[grunts]
[all screaming, grunting]
Anyone else think this is going poorly?
We're usually a bit more coordinated
than this.
Okay. I think it's clear by now
I shouldn't be leading this expedition.
Sasha, will you please just take command
and tell us what to do?
No! You need to be in charge.
What? What do you mean?
I'm drowning out here, dude.
Do you want me to fail?
[gasps] Is that what this is?
Some kind of new manipulation?
No! I just-- I--
We're also usually a lot quieter
than this.
-[hisses]
-[all scream]
Everyone, attack!
What kind of attack?
Just whatever feels right!
[grunting]
-[hisses]
-Hey, ya!
-[screams, grunts]
-[screams]
-[Hop Pop screams]
-What happened?
I got a grass stain on my pants.
Oh, I have Mrs. B's stain remover pen.
-Soak it in water first.
-[growls]
[screams]
[gulps]
No! Sasha, what do we do?
Uh, you're in charge.
Whatever you think is best.
You've got this!
But I don't know what I'm doing.
Please, just take over!
I-- I can't.
Why not?
Because the last time I was in charge,
I ruined our friendship.
-[hisses]
-[screams]
Wha-- What are you doing?
Putting my faith in a real commander.
[grunts]
[gulps]
What the heck, Boonchuy?
-[squeaks]
-Great.
Now how will we get out?
-[creature shrieks]
-[Sasha screams]
Frogs of the Resistance,
execute maneuver three.
-[all] Hmm.
-Maneuver what?
[grunting]
Now, inflate!
-[croaking]
-[grunts]
[growls, coughs]
Sasha, you did it!
Not yet.
Wally, Croaker, Loggle, mirror punch.
-[grunts]
-[both scream]
[growls]
[all cheer]
What's the plan now?
Don't look at me.
You're wearing the helmet.
Loggle, you're on bridge duty.
Croaker and Wally are lookouts.
Anne, Plantars,
you know what to do with these.
All right. Let's mess this place up.
Come on, Anne. Take the helmet back.
No way.
You're clearly the better commander.
But after everything I did to you,
I don't deserve it.
Sasha, not too long ago you would've
fought to keep the helmet.
The fact that you don't want it now
proves you've changed.
Yeah, maybe.
All in favor of Sasha Waybright
as your new leader?
-Oh, yes!
-Oh, frog. Please, Sasha.
We need you.
Listen, Anne,
even though I'm calling the shots,
I want you to know this is a partnership.
[squeals]
[Sasha]
All right, you frogs, back to base.
[both groan]
Looks like this is our new life now, guys.
[sighs] Houseguest to Resistance grunt is
a harsh transition.
-Yep.
-You can say that again.
[Hop Pop]
Uh-oh, Anne, did you lose a shoe?
[Anne] Oh! You've gotta be kidding me!
[frogs croaking]
[strains] Aren't these worthless, sir?
Well, it don't mean we don't
gotta count 'em, Toadie.
[whirring]
[groans]
-[both laughing]
-[barks]
Ooh. A corpse-maker moth.
[clears throat]
You're supposed to kiss when you see one,
otherwise your crops will be cursed
for seven years.
Just to be safe.
-[chuckles] Crops are very important.
-[shrieks]
[grunting]
Whoa! Nice shot.
[bell tolling]
Oop,
sounds like the mission briefing bell.
Come on!
[groans] There's no seats left together.
Attention, fellow freedom fighters.
Will someone give up their seat
for Sprivy, Wartwood's cutest couple?
-[giggles]
-Not this again.
-[scoffs] Young love is the worst.
-No takers, hey?
Hmm. Guess we'll just stand
in the back together.
As long as we're together.
[all groaning, murmuring]
Good morning, everyone.
Wait. Is it morning?
It's hard to tell underground.
Whatever.
We've got good news and bad news.
Good news is we've secured
a major shipment of crucial supplies
from a wealthy pro-Wartwood elite.
[all cheering]
But the bad news is
the only way to Wartwood is
through the mountain pass,
and Andrias has it locked down,
guarded by a giant laser cannon.
-Laser cannons stink.
-I like the other news better!
Why does Grime always get to do
the good news?
[Sasha]
The cannon is protected by a force field.
If we can take that out,
we can destroy the weapon.
There's a robot battalion
protecting both structures.
But every hour,
there's a five-minute window
where the robots change shifts.
That's our chance to strike.
Wait. The robots change shifts?
Everyone deserves a break, Loggle.
I'm bringing two teams of two.
One for the shield generator,
one to take out the cannon
before the five minutes are up.
Stumpy, Fern, Ivy and Sprig, follow me.
Looks like our number's up.
Ha! Of course they want the two of us.
Yeah, after all, we're perfectly in sync.
-[both laugh]
-All right.
Well, that's the only mission today,
so what do you guys wanna do?
Can we have a piñata party?
Don't see why not.
[all cheering]
Okay, so the teams are,
Sprig with Stumpy, and Ivy with Fern.
[both gasp]
Uh… [chuckles] …Sasha,
shouldn't me and Ivy be partners?
-He means 'cause we're dating.
-[sighs]
Listen, twerp and twerpette, you're not
here to pass notes and play footsie.
You're here to do a job.
And these pairings are
super important to the mission.
[sobbing] What will I do without you?
I'll miss you every second.
Good Lord!
[chitters]
This one is for bashing and smashing.
-Uh…
-This one is for slicing and dicing.
Wow. I wish my hands were scissors.
Working at the salon would be a breeze.
Aye, lass, but then you'd never be able to
caress a wee baby tadpole.
Or hold hands with the love of your life!
Seems worth it to me!
I can't believe we have to split up.
This is the worst thing
that has ever happened to anyone.
There's gotta be a way to switch,
as long as Sasha doesn't find out.
[bird shrieking]
All right, there's our target.
And our supplier is just on the other side
of that pass.
I'll keep watch up here,
and signal him when the cannon is down.
[grunting]
Sorry, cheerleading muscle memory.
Here's a watch for each of you.
The shift change is about to start.
Follow my plan exactly
and it should just be enough.
Okay, team, move out!
[all grunting]
Delivery for Wartwood, delivery today ♪
Delivery for Wartwood
Delivery delayed ♪
Geez.
Oh! Hey, guys. I forgot.
Sasha gave me this note.
Something about switching up the teams.
That sounds important, Sprig.
Let us read it together.
"Dear nerds, I, Sasha,
order you to switch partners.
Sprig should be with Ivy
since they're dating."
Hmm.
Well, it certainly sounds legit.
Let's switch it up then.
Sasha is a tactical wizard.
Mucking about with her decisions
could have devastating consequences.
[whistle blowing]
Shift change.
[both grunt]
[kisses]
[grunting]
[whirring]
Boom! Now, all we gotta do is wait
for that force field to come down.
Uh, boy.
Don't know why old Stumpy
was picked to go uphill.
Sure is a hard climb.
You doing okay back there, Fern?
Look, Cutsy, that "cloud"
looks like a cloud. [chuckles]
[Stumpy] Fern, get a move on!
[sighs] We finally made it.
Now, let's shut down this generator
with no one the wiser.
[beeping]
Oh, dear frog!
-[siren blaring]
-On your guard, Fern!
[screams]
-Hmm, think the shield is down yet?
-Let's check!
-[electricity crackles]
-[screams]
Ouch!
Huh, it's still up.
Well, we can't expect Fern and Stumpy
to work as good together as we do.
Good call. [grunts]
Let's give them a little extra time.
You wanna work on
our couple's dance routine?
Which one?
[upbeat music playing]
[both panting]
Nailed it!
-[laughs]
-[sighs] Okay, only two minutes left.
Let's try this one more time.
-[electricity crackles]
-[screams]
[grunts] It hurts so much.
-You thinking what I'm thinking?
-Try the shield again?
No. Stumpy and Fern are in trouble.
Come on!
Fern, Stumpy!
What happened?
Sprig, I think it might be a--
Ambush!
-[screams]
-[grunts]
Yeah, like, what he said.
[screams]
This was not in the mission briefing!
-Holy crab!
-[grunts]
[both grunt]
[both gasp, scream]
[screams]
[all panting]
[all screaming]
[grunts]
Only one minute left
and this mission's a bust!
We're done for!
[all grunting]
Look! That's where
the generator is getting its power.
Fern, if I can keep that thing busy,
can you clip those wires and shut it down?
Gladly.
Sprig, take Stumpy to the cannon!
Me and Fern will get the shield down.
Right! Let's go, Stumpy. And, Ivy…
[sobbing] …I'll miss you so much.
I'll count every second
till we're back together.
And not just 'cause I have to
for the mission.
Oh, for Pete's sake! We're going!
No, Ivy! I miss you already!
I think that guy likes you.
[whirring]
[blows raspberry]
Ha!
Looks like you're due for a cut!
[screams]
Okay,
let's see if these shields are still up.
I wouldn't recommend that.
-[electricity crackles]
-Oh, yeah.
Your spatula hand is made out of bone.
That doesn't conduct electricity.
So that's why Sasha picked you.
Come on, girls. Come on!
Let's lower them ears!
And done!
Dang! That looks good.
[powering down]
[shield powering down]
-It's down!
-Go time!
-[door squeaks]
-Looks like five oughta do the trick.
Oh, no!
The new shift? We're too late!
You do your job, Stumpy,
and let me do mine.
[beeping]
That should do it.
Let's get out of here, kid.
Yes!
Nice work, guys.
Looks like the mission was a success.
Actually, Sasha…
You and Ivy ignored my orders
and almost beefed the entire mission
because you couldn't spend
five minutes apart?
That is… surprisingly accurate.
I separated you two
because I needed two of our best commandos
protecting two of our best specialists,
so they could do their jobs.
[both] Oh!
-Oh, yeah!
-Oh, I see.
-Yeah, that makes sense.
-Yep, we're dumb.
But you still managed
to pull off the mission.
So I'm only sort of furious.
Hey, Sprig. I really like
where our relationship is headed, but…
Maybe we shouldn't let it dictate
every decision we make in our lives?
-Yep.
-Wait, you guys are dating?
And I'm glad y'all learned your lessons
and we ain't dead.
Cheerio, my good frogs.
The Ribbiton estate is here to pledge
its full support for your rebellion.
Thanks, Wigbert. Your supplies are
really going to make a difference.
What the…
Uh, guys.
Does this guy look like Wally to anyone?
[theme song playing]
[Anne laughs]
[Hop Pop] Whoo-hoo! Baby ♪
-[Sprig vocalizes]
-[Hop Pop] Whoa!
-[Polly screams]
-[Anne] Baby ♪
[Sprig vocalizes]
[Anne vocalizes] Ba-ba-ba-baby ♪
[song ends]