Bunnicula (2016) s03e11 Episode Script
Flunicula
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
HAROLD:
What an adventure!
Bye, Mr. Carpet!
I'm gonna miss him so much.
Yeah, I thought we'd never get
that sneezing mummy back in
his tomb.
Say, Bunnicula,
are you feeling okay?
Uh-huh. (MOANING)
Bunnicula, what's wrong?
Talk to me, buddy.
Oh, no! I think Bunnicula
caught a supernatural flu
from that mummy.
LUGOSI: Master sick?
(GRUNTING)
Where is he? Where is
my poor master?
(MOANING)
Master, no!
This is terrible.
How dare those insolent germs
pollute thine temple?
Get out
you terrible germs!
I must get started
on a magic potion right away
to cure the master!
Magic is what got him
sick in the first place.
The only way to cure Bunnicula
is through science!
No, not science.
Magic!
Guys, I think what Bunnicula
needs more than anything to
feel better is,
love!
(KISSES) There, there,
little guy. We'll get you
back on your feet.
(MOANS)
No, no!
Science and love won't work.
The master has a magical flu.
And only magic can cure him.
Fine.
We'll try it your way first,
but it's not gonna work.
It's time for magic!
Behold! Everything is in place
to begin the ritual.
I'm only going along with
this to prove you wrong.
Plus, dressing like a wizard
is pretty fun.
My beard smells like ham.
Ham beard. Yum.
(MOANS)
Bunnicula's really starting
to heat up.
Whatever you were gonna
do, do it quick.
Yes, yes! I must find
the spell that will cast
out ancient evils.
(SNICKERS)
Ah-ha! Yes,
this should work.
I just require the
following magical ingredients.
Black of night.
Eye of gnome.
Fungus of mushroom!
Essence of rat.
And hair of dog.
Ow! What did I ever
do to you?
And finally, one carrot!
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Now, you two.
Wave your arms like this
while casting a spell.
Also, make a face like this.
(GROANS)
(BOTH GROANING)
Ah, okay. So you work on it.
Now to recite the
magical incantation!
Double bubble,
flu and trouble.
Carrots burn
and cauldrons turn.
Magic stew to clear the flu.
(LAUGHING DIABOLICALLY)
Here it is. This
magic carrot will cure you.
Yes,
drain its magical goodness.
(MOANS)
(COUGHS)
I told you, magic
was a bad idea.
Just made it worse!
No! How could this be?
You weren't waving your
arms enough.
I don't know.
I think they're pretty cute.
Hi there, little guy.
(SCREAMS)
Less cute!
(SCREAMING)
(COUGHING)
Now the whole living room
is filled with terrifying
screaming ghosts.
It's time to put an end
to this once and for all.
Through sciow!
Through science!
Now, through modern medical
science, I can finally find a
cure and (SCREAMS)
End this nightmare.
First, suppress his fever.
These fans do nothing.
Science is stupid.
Not to worry. Through
the use of science,
you'll simply concoct
(SCREAMS) An antidote.
Harold, vitamin C, stat.
Oh, fun. Are we yelling "stat"
after we say everything now?
Stat! What if I just yell
"stat"? Do I have to say,
"stat," after I yell "stat"?
Stat! Stat!
Stat, stat, stat!
(LAUGHS) That was fun.
Oh, what did you
need again?
I'll do it myself.
Stat.
Vitamin C, zinc. (SCREAMS)
And, the acetaminophen.
There. Now to inject the cure
into the applicator.
One carrot!
This ought to do it.
(COUGHS AND MOANS)
All you have to do is drain
this carrot, and science will
do the rest.
(GRUNTING)
(BUBBLING)
(MOANING)
You made him worse.
All science did was give
him spots!
How could I have failed?
I'm so brilliant.
Oh! Bubbles.
They're not spots.
They're boils full of acid!
What have you done?
(ALL SCREAM)
Run!
(SCREAMS)
HAROLD: I got you!
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING) We have to
get out of here.
We'll never make it!
Oh, yes, we will.
Told ya Oh.
I have no idea what is going
on in my own house.
One mop please.
Thank you very much.
(VOCALIZING)
Bunnicula is going to
destroy this entire place
if he doesn't get better soon.
Oh, oh!
Now can we try my cure?
Harold, we don't
have time for
Love!
(LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY)
The cure for any flu is
a hearty bowl of soup,
made by Grandma.
I hate this.
Oh, no, no, no. "Hate" is
a nasty word. You don't use it
in my kitchen.
And, oh, dear. Don't chop
the vegetables like that.
He will be able to taste your
lack of nurturing.
A bit of tender care and joy
goes a long way.
And if you're adventurous
like me, you can add
some paprika for spice.
It's okay to get a little
dangerous. (LAUGHS)
And of course, my special
little Bunn's favorite,
one carrot.
But there is one ingredient
missing.
It's not in the pantry.
What could it be?
You're going to say "love,"
aren't you?
It's the most important
ingredient there is, you know.
'Cause without this,
the soup simply won't do.
What could it be?
Yes, yes we know. Love.
Just say it already.
It's not in the fridge either.
But it's in the heart.
(GROANS) It's love, we get it.
We figured it out minutes ago.
(WHISPERS) It's love.
(CHUCKLES)
(KISSES)
Harold, that's unsanitary.
Oh shush!
Oh, Bunnicula!
(COUGHS)
It's too dangerous.
Love shall guide me.
Ow!
Still good, love kills germs.
Don't worry, Bunnicula,
Grammy Harold is
going to save you.
Quick, bud, drain this carrot.
(MOANS)
(MOANING)
Maybe too much pa (COUGHS)
Paprika.
Bunnicula's flu is destroying
the whole house.
We have to do something.
I think I finally discovered
the correct spell to use.
Magic just made him worse.
I just need to fine-tune
my anti-flu serum.
Guys, I just didn't kiss
the carrot enough.
I'm sure my next bowl
of soup will cure him.
No, you're both wrong.
There is only one
carrot left, and I am going
to use it for (LAUGHS)
(YELLS) Magic!
No, I need that last carrot
for science!
No! Magic!
(KISSES) Love!
-Science!
-Magic.
-Love.
-Science.
-Magic.
-Science.
ALL: Oh, no.
With your powers united, I am
Captain Science Magic Love!
ALL: Uh
Sickness? How un-radical.
Not on my watch.
(GHOSTS SCREAMING)
Oh! Talk about an earful.
I know what will subdue these
solicitous sopranos.
Magic!
(LAUGHS) Yes.
Whatever it is that is
happening right now,
I think it's working.
Uh-oh! Gnarly acid.
The trick to neutralizing
any acid is to apply
an equally potent base.
Science!
(LAUGHS)
Oh, my. Sorry to burst
your bubble.
Boy, talk about
too hot to handle.
There is only one thing that
can protect me from this kind
of heat.
(YELLS) Love!
(GRUNTS)
Must fight through the heat.
Yay! I'm better!
Master, you're better.
I can't believe it,
you're cured.
And we owe it all to
Captain Science Magic Love.
BUNNICULA: Who's that?
My work here is done.
But I hope you three
learned a valuable lesson.
It is only when we cast aside
our differences and work
as a team,
that we can truly
accomplish the impossible.
You see, friendship is akin
to a dance.
A dance between friends
Science can help us unlock
the secrets of the universe
Magic is the cornerstone
of wonderment
I am talking, of course,
about trains
And that is how love works.
Um, thanks.
(LAUGHS) Don't thank me.
The power was in you,
the whole time.
(GRUNTS)
Captain Science Magic Love!
(LAUGHS)Yes.
Well, you don't see
that every day.
I guess he was saying
that science was pretty much
the key.
What? No way!
Only magic can make
a being of such splendor.
He came out of my cauldron.
CHESTER: He said, "trains."
Trains are science.
LUGOSI: You want me to get
my beard?
HAROLD: Love!
LUGOSI: Because
I'll get my beard.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
HAROLD:
What an adventure!
Bye, Mr. Carpet!
I'm gonna miss him so much.
Yeah, I thought we'd never get
that sneezing mummy back in
his tomb.
Say, Bunnicula,
are you feeling okay?
Uh-huh. (MOANING)
Bunnicula, what's wrong?
Talk to me, buddy.
Oh, no! I think Bunnicula
caught a supernatural flu
from that mummy.
LUGOSI: Master sick?
(GRUNTING)
Where is he? Where is
my poor master?
(MOANING)
Master, no!
This is terrible.
How dare those insolent germs
pollute thine temple?
Get out
you terrible germs!
I must get started
on a magic potion right away
to cure the master!
Magic is what got him
sick in the first place.
The only way to cure Bunnicula
is through science!
No, not science.
Magic!
Guys, I think what Bunnicula
needs more than anything to
feel better is,
love!
(KISSES) There, there,
little guy. We'll get you
back on your feet.
(MOANS)
No, no!
Science and love won't work.
The master has a magical flu.
And only magic can cure him.
Fine.
We'll try it your way first,
but it's not gonna work.
It's time for magic!
Behold! Everything is in place
to begin the ritual.
I'm only going along with
this to prove you wrong.
Plus, dressing like a wizard
is pretty fun.
My beard smells like ham.
Ham beard. Yum.
(MOANS)
Bunnicula's really starting
to heat up.
Whatever you were gonna
do, do it quick.
Yes, yes! I must find
the spell that will cast
out ancient evils.
(SNICKERS)
Ah-ha! Yes,
this should work.
I just require the
following magical ingredients.
Black of night.
Eye of gnome.
Fungus of mushroom!
Essence of rat.
And hair of dog.
Ow! What did I ever
do to you?
And finally, one carrot!
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Now, you two.
Wave your arms like this
while casting a spell.
Also, make a face like this.
(GROANS)
(BOTH GROANING)
Ah, okay. So you work on it.
Now to recite the
magical incantation!
Double bubble,
flu and trouble.
Carrots burn
and cauldrons turn.
Magic stew to clear the flu.
(LAUGHING DIABOLICALLY)
Here it is. This
magic carrot will cure you.
Yes,
drain its magical goodness.
(MOANS)
(COUGHS)
I told you, magic
was a bad idea.
Just made it worse!
No! How could this be?
You weren't waving your
arms enough.
I don't know.
I think they're pretty cute.
Hi there, little guy.
(SCREAMS)
Less cute!
(SCREAMING)
(COUGHING)
Now the whole living room
is filled with terrifying
screaming ghosts.
It's time to put an end
to this once and for all.
Through sciow!
Through science!
Now, through modern medical
science, I can finally find a
cure and (SCREAMS)
End this nightmare.
First, suppress his fever.
These fans do nothing.
Science is stupid.
Not to worry. Through
the use of science,
you'll simply concoct
(SCREAMS) An antidote.
Harold, vitamin C, stat.
Oh, fun. Are we yelling "stat"
after we say everything now?
Stat! What if I just yell
"stat"? Do I have to say,
"stat," after I yell "stat"?
Stat! Stat!
Stat, stat, stat!
(LAUGHS) That was fun.
Oh, what did you
need again?
I'll do it myself.
Stat.
Vitamin C, zinc. (SCREAMS)
And, the acetaminophen.
There. Now to inject the cure
into the applicator.
One carrot!
This ought to do it.
(COUGHS AND MOANS)
All you have to do is drain
this carrot, and science will
do the rest.
(GRUNTING)
(BUBBLING)
(MOANING)
You made him worse.
All science did was give
him spots!
How could I have failed?
I'm so brilliant.
Oh! Bubbles.
They're not spots.
They're boils full of acid!
What have you done?
(ALL SCREAM)
Run!
(SCREAMS)
HAROLD: I got you!
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING) We have to
get out of here.
We'll never make it!
Oh, yes, we will.
Told ya Oh.
I have no idea what is going
on in my own house.
One mop please.
Thank you very much.
(VOCALIZING)
Bunnicula is going to
destroy this entire place
if he doesn't get better soon.
Oh, oh!
Now can we try my cure?
Harold, we don't
have time for
Love!
(LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY)
The cure for any flu is
a hearty bowl of soup,
made by Grandma.
I hate this.
Oh, no, no, no. "Hate" is
a nasty word. You don't use it
in my kitchen.
And, oh, dear. Don't chop
the vegetables like that.
He will be able to taste your
lack of nurturing.
A bit of tender care and joy
goes a long way.
And if you're adventurous
like me, you can add
some paprika for spice.
It's okay to get a little
dangerous. (LAUGHS)
And of course, my special
little Bunn's favorite,
one carrot.
But there is one ingredient
missing.
It's not in the pantry.
What could it be?
You're going to say "love,"
aren't you?
It's the most important
ingredient there is, you know.
'Cause without this,
the soup simply won't do.
What could it be?
Yes, yes we know. Love.
Just say it already.
It's not in the fridge either.
But it's in the heart.
(GROANS) It's love, we get it.
We figured it out minutes ago.
(WHISPERS) It's love.
(CHUCKLES)
(KISSES)
Harold, that's unsanitary.
Oh shush!
Oh, Bunnicula!
(COUGHS)
It's too dangerous.
Love shall guide me.
Ow!
Still good, love kills germs.
Don't worry, Bunnicula,
Grammy Harold is
going to save you.
Quick, bud, drain this carrot.
(MOANS)
(MOANING)
Maybe too much pa (COUGHS)
Paprika.
Bunnicula's flu is destroying
the whole house.
We have to do something.
I think I finally discovered
the correct spell to use.
Magic just made him worse.
I just need to fine-tune
my anti-flu serum.
Guys, I just didn't kiss
the carrot enough.
I'm sure my next bowl
of soup will cure him.
No, you're both wrong.
There is only one
carrot left, and I am going
to use it for (LAUGHS)
(YELLS) Magic!
No, I need that last carrot
for science!
No! Magic!
(KISSES) Love!
-Science!
-Magic.
-Love.
-Science.
-Magic.
-Science.
ALL: Oh, no.
With your powers united, I am
Captain Science Magic Love!
ALL: Uh
Sickness? How un-radical.
Not on my watch.
(GHOSTS SCREAMING)
Oh! Talk about an earful.
I know what will subdue these
solicitous sopranos.
Magic!
(LAUGHS) Yes.
Whatever it is that is
happening right now,
I think it's working.
Uh-oh! Gnarly acid.
The trick to neutralizing
any acid is to apply
an equally potent base.
Science!
(LAUGHS)
Oh, my. Sorry to burst
your bubble.
Boy, talk about
too hot to handle.
There is only one thing that
can protect me from this kind
of heat.
(YELLS) Love!
(GRUNTS)
Must fight through the heat.
Yay! I'm better!
Master, you're better.
I can't believe it,
you're cured.
And we owe it all to
Captain Science Magic Love.
BUNNICULA: Who's that?
My work here is done.
But I hope you three
learned a valuable lesson.
It is only when we cast aside
our differences and work
as a team,
that we can truly
accomplish the impossible.
You see, friendship is akin
to a dance.
A dance between friends
Science can help us unlock
the secrets of the universe
Magic is the cornerstone
of wonderment
I am talking, of course,
about trains
And that is how love works.
Um, thanks.
(LAUGHS) Don't thank me.
The power was in you,
the whole time.
(GRUNTS)
Captain Science Magic Love!
(LAUGHS)Yes.
Well, you don't see
that every day.
I guess he was saying
that science was pretty much
the key.
What? No way!
Only magic can make
a being of such splendor.
He came out of my cauldron.
CHESTER: He said, "trains."
Trains are science.
LUGOSI: You want me to get
my beard?
HAROLD: Love!
LUGOSI: Because
I'll get my beard.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)