Erky Perky (2006) s03e11 Episode Script

1
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(bright percussion music)
(Erky groaning)
- I'm not sure this is
such a good idea, Erky.
- We're tied together, Perky.
What can go wrong?
(Perky whimpers)
(bright percussion music)
(Perky screams)
(Perky screaming)
(Perky wheezing)
(exciting instrumental music)
(Erky groaning)
(Perky sighing with relief)
(Erky groaning)
- Perky!
(Erky grunts)
(Perky groans)
(fingers scratching)
(Erky screams)
Perky!
(Perky groaning and moaning)
(Erky screaming)
(Perky grunting with effort)
(Erky chuckling)
(Perky grunting with effort)
(Erky whistling)
(Perky grunting with effort)
(Perky panting)
What did I tell you?
Easy.
Let's find the food.
(Erky whooping)
- Hey wait, wait, Erky.
What's that?
- It's food!
(laughs) That's what it is!
We have to get it out of here.
- (whimpers) How?
(suspenseful instrumental music)
- Not far to go now.
That's it.
(Perky groaning)
(Perky groaning)
- Erky, my hands are stuck.
(Perky screaming)
- Perky!
(Perky screaming)
(Perky groaning with effort)
(Erky groaning and moaning)
(exciting instrumental music)
- (laughs) Hey,
thanks, Erk. (chuckles)
(Erky and Perky
crashing and groaning)
(Erky and Perky groaning)
(Erky and Perky blowing air)
Now what do we do?
- [Erky] We take this
back home, of course.
- (whimpers) Sounds
like hard work.
- Nah, it's easy.
(groans loudly) I think
I've hurt my back.
That's good.
Yeah, not far now.
(Perky wheezing)
(Perky wheezing with effort)
Perky, this looks a little
smaller than it was.
I think it shrinks.
- (farting) Hey, what's that?
(Stinks farting)
- Oh, this?
Uh, this is, uh, shrink
rock. (laughs nervously)
Right, Perky?
- Oh, yeah. (panting)
(Stinks farting)
- Shrink rock?
Looks like crystallaceous
fartricite.
Mind if I take a
piece for analyzation?
- Well, actually, I do.
(Stinks farting)
Hey.
- I'll report later
on the results
of my scientatious
inquiries. (farts)
- Quick, Perky, let's
get this back home
before every bug in Kitchen
sees it. (pats ice block)
(Erky and Perky snoring)
(water dripping)
(suspenseful instrumental music)
(frozen bug growling)
(frozen bug yodels)
(frozen bug screams)
(Perky shouts in surprise)
- Hi. (laughs nervously)
What's your name?
(frozen bug yodels)
- Hm, how do you spell that?
(frozen bug yodels)
You want this crumb?
(Erky gulping)
- Yum! (laughs) Delicious!
(Yodelayheehoo screaming)
- You shouldn't have
done that, Erky.
That was Yodelayheehoo's crumb.
- Oh, really?
And who went to all the trouble
of bringing it back here?
(ice cracking)
(ice shattering)
(ominous bell tolling)
(Yodelayheehoo yodeling)
(Erky and Perky screaming)
(Yodelayheehoo screaming)
(Perky whimpering)
(Yodelayheehoo screaming)
(Erky and Perky screaming)
- [Erky] (screaming) Why
is he chasing us, Perky?
- Are you joking?
(exciting instrumental music)
(Erky panting)
You took his crumb.
He's hungry.
(Erky and Perky panting)
- But we don't have food!
- (whimpers) Maybe
- [Erky and Perky]
We are the food!
(Yodelayheehoo yodeling)
(Yodelayheehoo growling)
(Erky and Perky screaming)
(Yodelayheehoo yodeling)
(exciting instrumental music)
(Erky and Perky screaming
in the distance)
(Mad Margaret snoring)
- (groaning) What?
Cecil!
- Yes, my enchantress?
- (groans) Find out who's
making that awful noise.
- Nothing would give
me greater pleasure,
oh rapturous lantern
of loveliness.
- [Erky] He'll
never find us here.
- [Perky] (panting) Never.
(Erky and Perky panting)
- Let's stay here until the
coast is clear, and then
- (whimpers) Can
you hear something?
- No, can you?
(Yodelayheehoo screaming)
(club thumping)
(Erky and Perky screaming)
(Erky and Perky screaming)
(Yodelayheehoo growling)
(Yodelayheehoo yodeling)
(exciting instrumental music)
(Erky and Perky screaming)
(Erky and Perky screaming)
(Cecil buzzing)
(Erky and Perky screaming
in the distance)
- Hmm, how very
interesting. (buzzes away)
Margaret, Margaret!
Erky and Perky are entertaining
a stranger in your kitchen!
- Are they now?
(laughs) Well, we'll
see about that.
(Cecil buzzing)
(mysterious electronic music)
(bug screaming)
- (panting) We definitely
lost him this time.
- [Boof] Help!
- (moaning) I think somebody
else found him. (whimpers)
(Boof screaming)
- Hey, over here.
- [Boof] Help!
- That bug is very
bad for business.
- (whimpers) Poor Boof.
(Boof screaming as
Yodelayheehoo thumps club)
Somebody's gotta do
something. (whimpers)
(Boof screaming)
- No, Perky!
(Boof screaming as
Yodelayheehoo thumps club)
- Um, excuse me,
Mr. Yodelayheehoo.
(laughs nervously)
I was wondering whether you'd
be able to put my friend down?
(Boof crashes to the ground)
(Boof moaning)
(birds chirping)
(Yodelayheehoo growling)
(Perky screaming)
(Yodelayheehoo yodeling)
(Perky crying in the distance)
(Yodelayheehoo growling)
- Aha!
(bugs gasping)
Who's this new bug you've
brought into Kitchen?
(Perky screaming and
Yodelayheehoo yodeling)
- Margaret, how could you
possibly think I had anything
to do with this?
- Instinct.
- (farting) Hey, Erky, I found
out that the stuff you have
is disappearing fartricite
from Blue Mountain.
- Ah.
- You listen to me, Erky.
You get that bug back into
Blue Mountain right now,
otherwise it's
whirling time. (laughs)
(Erky and Perky screaming)
Right now!
(Erky gulping)
(Cecil laughing)
- (panting) Erky,
what are we gonna do?
He just doesn't stop.
(Yodelayheehoo growling)
- Keep running!
(Perky screaming and crying)
(Yodelayheehoo yodeling)
(Yodelayheehoo growling)
(Perky crying)
Hm, it might just work.
Frenzel, I need
the Gutbuster 5000.
- (crying) Erky, this
is no time for exercise.
- It'll cost you.
- Okay, yes,
anything. (laughing)
- Great!
I have some really
disgusting work I need doing.
- Whatever.
(Erky bouncing)
Boof, give me a hand. (groans)
(Perky crying)
(Yodelayheehoo growling)
(exciting instrumental music)
A little bit this way.
Yes, that's it.
(Perky crying and
Yodelayheehoo growling)
(Yodelayheehoo yodeling)
(Perky crying and
Yodelayheehoo growling)
- [Perky] I can't take
much more of this, Erky.
(Yodelayheehoo growling)
(Yodelayheehoo yodeling)
- [Erky] Not much
longer now, Perky.
Yes, that's it.
Boof, stand there!
(Yodelayheehoo yodeling)
- [Perky] (crying) Erky!
I'm getting tired. (crying)
- Run to me, Perky.
- [Perky] (crying) What?
- Trust me, Perky.
Jump, Boof!
Jump!
- Boof jump.
(Erky and Perky screaming)
(Yodelayheehoo growling)
- [Erky] Look out!
(Erky and Perky moaning)
(door slams loudly)
(Yodelayheehoo yodeling)
(Erky and Perky panting)
- I told you it'd
be disgusting work.
- Yeah.
- How long are we
gonna be paying
for using the Gutbuster 5000?
- Until Margaret is satisfied.
- [Perky] (moaning) Oh, boy.
(Margaret sighing)
- [Frenzel] Satisfied, Margaret?
- Not yet, but here's your fee.
(sighs) Can I stay
a little longer?
- Stay as long as you like.
What do I care? (chuckles)
- Faster!
(Perky moaning)
- Hey, Perky, look
on the bright side.
At least we've worked out
that there's absolutely no
food at all in Blue Mountain.
- [Perky] Yeah, I suppose.
Poor Yodel.
(Yodelayheehoo
yodeling and eating)
(lively instrumental music)