Felicity s03e11 Episode Script

Previously on Felicity Honey, for your first time, all I can say is, "Oh, my God.
" He pulled a gun on you? Are you kiddin' me? He had no idea that it was me.
He was really, really high That doesn't matter.
That's not an excuse, Molly.
- Get your things.
You're coming with me.
- She doesn't want to go with you! This is not your problem.
I can't just walk away from him.
- Here? - Um, a little to the left.
- This is good.
- That's perfect right there.
Thank you.
Hey, you guys.
These flyers are great.
Um, what does "cocktail attire" mean exactly? Um, dressy but not so dressy.
- Well, I wish I felt like celebratin' - Come on, it's Christmas.
I feel like such an idiot.
Going back with James, that was just so stupid.
Wait a second.
You realized that was the wrong decision, and you left, and you're back in rehab.
Yeah, I know.
And Sean's better.
We survived finals.
We should all celebrate.
Hey, when do you guys go to Florida? - Monday, uh, if Sean can get us the car.
- He's gonna get the car.
We're goin' Unless my mom stays a day later, and then we'll leave Tuesday.
I've always wanted to go to Florida, ever since I saw Miami Vice.
I don't think Florida is so much like Miami Vice.
Felicity.
Do you realize I can actually see my reflection in this counter? I know, I kind of cleaned up.
I just wanted my mom to feel - Clean? - Comfortable.
Hello? James.
Um, Molly's not here.
No, I'm I'm not lying to you.
Gimme the phone.
Hey, it's, uh, Ben.
Yeah, she's not here.
OK? She's not here.
No.
Listen to me, I really think it'd be a good idea if you just stopped calling so much, OK? No, I'm not gonna argue with you.
Listen to me.
This is a waste of time.
She's gonna call you when she wants to call you.
You understand me? - Wh He's just He's crazy.
- Hang up on him.
All right, just shut up for a second, OK? Calm down.
Oh, that's great.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I don't understand how you spent a second with that guy! The guy's not just a crackhead or an addict or a dealer.
- He's a dick, a total dick.
No, I'm serious! - Ben If that guy didn't have a gun, that would have been a whole different conversation! - Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi.
How long? Did you just get here? No, we came in somewhere between "crackhead" and "had a gun.
" Hey.
Um, this is Molly, and you remember Ben.
Hey.
* Can you become * * Can you become * * A new version of you * * New wallpaper * * New shoe leather * * A new way home * * I don 't remember * * New version of you * * I need a new version of me * * New version of you * * I need a new version of me * - Congratulations.
- For what? - Ice Box.
They love us.
- They want us to write the first episode? Yeah, "Hans the Turtle Arrives at the Pet Store.
" - So what's wrong? Are you sick? - No, I'm just depressed.
- Why? They love us.
- I know.
It's Christmastime, though.
You know, holiday events, cocktail parties Everyone has a girlfriend or a boyfriend, even my wife.
Yeah, aren't you supposed to be getting an annulment? Well, I called her about that last night, and, um, you know, she's still in Germany, and, uh, Ludwig answered.
He's a nice guy.
We talked for like a half hour.
Noel.
OK, enough about my life.
What's going on with you? Well, my mom's in town.
She stopped by this morning.
- Oh, that's nice.
- Yeah.
I'm -I'm just worried she doesn't like Ben.
- Why not? What happened? - Nothing really happened.
I don't know, it's just this feeling I have.
It could totally just be me.
- Oh, yeah, it's probably you.
Mm-hmm.
- It's probably just me.
But listen, we're having this Christmas party at the apartment, and you're coming.
Oh, good, great.
I'll bring Ludwig.
- Santa's here, and he's got trees, baby.
- What? We're sellin' Christmas trees, man, tons of 'em.
Yeah, some of the money is goin' to the free pizza fund, which is costly the extra toppings are killin' me.
It's classic supply-and-demand economics.
Listen to this.
Each tree cost us like The three days before Christmas, when everybody's pining for pine, - we can get what? 50 bucks for each tree! - 50 bucks.
- We need someone to help us load the truck.
- What truck? - Downstairs, double-parked.
Let's go.
- My cousin's.
He and a couple guys were gonna help us out, but they both got strep throat.
Little white dots.
It's bad.
I can't.
I got this play tonight with Felicity's mom.
It's Copenhagen.
I can't do it.
Sorry.
You still want to borrow my uncle's car for your little trip to Florida, don't ya? Are you extorting the car? I put a big deposit down on these trees, OK? If we don't go back and get these trees, I lose everything.
Come on.
All right.
I got three hours.
Three hours, that's all Three hours? No problem! We can do tons in three hours.
- Come on, let's go.
- You're my little elf.
I'm not your little elf.
Don't touch me.
- What is the deal? - I don't know.
It was a mistake, wasn't it, having sex with me? Oh.
Was the experience good? Yeah, it was good.
I'm just sitting here, mourning the whole situation.
- So now you hate me? - No.
Well, you've been quiet all week, and for the last couple days you barely said a word, and I'm trying to respect that, but what do you want me to do? Elena, I got accepted to Crossroads Africa.
- They send volunteers - Wow.
to set up clinics and educate people about HIV.
Honey, that's great! That's all medical schools look for! - When are you going, this summer? - No, in three weeks.
It's for next semester.
I applied when you and I weren't talking.
Kinda adds to the equation of what's gonna happen to us, doesn't it? - Hey, Dino.
- What's up? - How are you, man? - All right, good.
What's up, guys? Which ones are ours? - All of 'em.
- What? But this is like a forest! You guys, no.
We gotta come back tomorrow.
I got another shipment tonight.
I need all these twigs outta here.
OK, we're gonna need a bigger boat.
- It's got me! It's got me! - I gotta go, man.
Afterwards, we can go to dinner.
- Have you ever been to Lagotlue? - Uh, no, but I've heard of it.
You know, I'm wondering if maybe I should call Ben.
He still has a few minutes.
So I decided to splurge.
When we get home, we're gonna go to the Stanford Hotel.
- Mom.
- They just redid their whole spa.
- You got my letter, right? - What letter? I-- I just thought we talked about this, about my plans.
No.
Uh, Ben and I are driving to Florida for Christmas.
Oh! I thought I thought we were flying back together.
- Hello? - Molly I wanna see you.
James, I told you not to call me.
- Do you wanna see me, too? - No.
No.
I don't.
You called me.
Baby.
I got caller ID.
OK.
You know what? That was a moment of weakness.
And, um, I'm sorry if that confused you.
Um, but I'm in rehab now, James, and I'm getting clean, and that means I cannot see you anymore.
I need to see you.
Just tomorrow, please, meet with me.
I'm gonna hang up the phone now.
Don't hang up on me! OK, Dino, thank you so much.
I'll have it back in the morning.
Don't worry about it.
Listen, if she starts to smoke, just turn the heater on.
- The heater? - That cools the engine down.
All right.
Guys, guys, we're back in business.
Here.
- Man, I can't drive stick.
- Give me the keys.
I can't miss the play.
Listen, drive carefully.
Follow me.
OK? You're gonna make it.
You'll be fine! Goddamn! Goddamn it! Hey.
Hi, I'm so sorry.
I had to go to Jersey to load trees.
And then the truck wouldn't start.
But whatever.
I'm really sorry.
- Well, the play's started, so - Mrs.
Porter, I'm so sorry.
Ms.
Hunter.
That's all right.
Let's just go while we can.
You have the tickets, right? Oh, my God, no.
I- I-I don't have 'em.
OK! You know, we can go to the restaurant.
You know what? This actually works out better.
Mom, we can still go eat.
I have a headache.
I'm just going to go back to the hotel.
All right, well, we'll go back with you, and we'll get room service, that'll be fun.
- Sure, that'll be great.
- Why don't you guys just go by yourselves? Just have some quality time together.
- Well, would you like to come with us? - No, seriously, you guys go.
- I'm -I'm really sorry for the screw-up.
- That's OK.
- We'll see you tomorrow, I'm sure.
- OK.
I'm sorry.
Bye.
So tell me something.
Um, does Ben get into fights a lot? What do you mean? Nothing.
It's just this morning, we ran into a friend of his, and he referred to some incident.
- Somebody was injured.
- Sean? Yeah, he broke his nose, but it wasn't intentional.
No, this wasn't Sean, I don't think.
- How many fights has Ben been in? - Mom, there were just these two things.
- So, how'd finals go? - Really good.
I mean, there was this one philosophy class I was a little nervous about.
But I survived.
Plus, it fulfills a requirement for my major, so that's good.
Good.
Good.
What's Ben's major? Uh, technically, actually, he doesn't have one yet.
Isn't he gonna be a senior next year? Yeah, but no one, you know, sticks to their majors.
Like, I'm in Art, but I can still be Pre-Med.
What subject is Ben interested in? I think you're getting the wrong impression of Ben.
Really? OK, what - Give me the right one.
- I love him.
- Hey! - Hey.
Merry Christmas.
Oh, my God.
Hi.
I guess your mom kinda wants to kill me, huh? No, she's all right.
Don't worry about it.
- Um, I think you got some sap on that - Turpentine will get it off.
She, uh, said that you ran into a friend or something? Yes.
Casey.
Can you believe that? Yeah, she was kinda curious what that was about.
At least she didn't find out about the impromptu nose job.
She did kind of hear about that.
- That's great.
- I just feel bad for her.
I mean, this is her first Christmas alone, and I wasn't even thinking about that.
And I wrote that letter, and What'd you say in the letter? You know, she went back to her maiden name.
It's just so weird.
I mean, Ms.
Hunter? That's my mom, Ms.
Hunter.
Yeah, l She's just gonna be alone, and I, uh I told her that maybe I might change my plans and maybe spend the holidays with her.
It's just something I wanna think about.
OK.
So the parrot's dyslexic? Yeah, that's why she can't read the cryptic love messages that the turtle keeps sending her.
- The turtle's also agoraphobic.
- Oh, look at his little walk! Well, that's all Felicity.
I mean, she's like a genius with movement.
I mean, she's really good at this.
I showed this to my graphics professor, and he was blown away.
I'm really glad Felicity's working on this with you.
You guys really work well together.
Yeah, I honestly don't know what I'd do without her.
- Hey! - Hey.
Oh, God, we were supposed to work on that today, weren't we? Honey, Noel has been showing this to me.
It's fabulous! - Thank you.
- We can do this later.
No, don't be crazy.
You two, work.
I'll just go on my annual pilgrimage to Bergdorf's.
- Are you sure? - Absolutely.
Um, so we're still having dinner tonight, though, right? Yes, we are.
Hey, Noel, why don't you join us? Come on, can't say no to a free meal.
Uh, yeah, that'd be good.
That'd be great.
Hello? Sean? Is anyone home? What the hell is this? This? I got these babies cut rate from a little connection I finessed.
Do you smell the cash in here, or what? - Unbelievable.
- It is pretty great, isn't it? - Evet.
- Look at that.
When I told you this idea months ago, you said it was idiotic.
- What're you talkin' about? - Hello! My list of legal and barely legal sources for quick holiday cash.
Pre-threaded unpopped popcorn.
Topless Santa photos.
- Trees.
- This is an old gem from my idea book, remember? Blumberg's Deep-Discount Holiday Tree Emporium.
Show me that book.
Why? What, are you accusing me of stealing from it and then lying to you? Yeah.
Well, you know what? I would show you the book, but it was stolen.
Oh, well, that's fine.
I mean, you can just cut me in on the profits, 50/50.
What, are you out of your mi Are you serious? - No, Richard's already taken 20.
- 20 to Richard? All the money's gonna be spent on you, anyway.
What do you care where the profit's going? OK, well then, have a good holiday season.
Single.
Oh, sing Hey! - Thanks for walking me home.
- It's no problem.
I should go.
Yeah.
I meant what I said in the meetin' tonight.
I mean, you guys, you've been my lifesavers.
I don't know how I'd have got through the holidays without you.
Hey.
I knew I could find you.
James, what are you doin' here? You called me.
Molly, you know you wanna talk to me.
Uh, yeah, I know I called you.
And I'm sorry, 'cause it was a mistake.
- I can't talk to you, James.
- Why not? - Let's just go inside - Stay outta this.
No, I'm I'm not gonna stay outta this.
Hey, I'm sorry Hey! What happened? Um, I just walked Molly home.
- Oh, well, that was nice.
- Yes.
Hey, Noel, I didn't know you were comin' - Yeah, yeah.
Hey, you want some? - No, I'm fine.
I'll order something.
So Noel was just telling me about the animation project he and Felicity are doing.
- Have you seen it, Ben? - Yeah, I have.
It's great.
It's really great.
- Um, is Molly OK? - Yeah, I think so.
Hey, how is rehab goin' It's going good, as far as I know.
- So Molly's in rehab? - Yeah, but everything's a lot better.
She's not dating James anymore, and it's everything's better.
That's part of the reason I was late, actually.
We ran into James.
Um It took forever for him to leave, but it was fine.
Everything was absolutely fine.
Which means he wasn't armed this time.
- Oh, this was the young man with the gun.
- Yes, but there was no gun.
Well, that's nice.
Mom? Did I just blow something? I'm sorry.
I'm just not comfortable, you having all these conversations about weapons.
Mom, listen.
There's only one guy, James.
The only reason that came up is because Ben is protecting us.
He's a college student.
He's not a police officer.
And now I found out that Molly's been using drugs.
Just stop, because you're jumping to all these conclusions.
I don't recognize your life anymore.
I am worried about you! And look at the guy you're with, the one you claim to love.
But I see somebody who doesn't know what he wants to do with his life, who gets into fights often, it seems and who associates with drug users and people who use guns - Listen, Mom, you do not know Ben.
- I do know him.
His name was Paul Conrad.
My father forbade me to see him, and I spent the whole summer before college running around, sneaking out of the house.
I thought he was so sexy and dangerous, but honey, these guys are trouble.
OK, so if you don't want me to date these guys, who do you want me to date? - Noel.
- What? He's focused.
He's smart.
He's adorable! - And he's obviously in love with you.
- Mom, are you crazy? Come on.
The whole Pet Store thing.
The turtle is obviously in love with the parrot.
- What? - Noel is so obviously the turtle.
Oh! I can't believe I'm having this conversation right now! - Do you not like him anymore? Mom! I'm gonna go sit with my friend, Noel, and my boyfriend, Ben.
And I'll see you at the table! Yes, I agree, she was being really annoying.
Well, you know what pissed me off the most? When Noel finally shut up about his future in graphic design, or whatever, and she looked right at me and said, "What about you?" Like we hadn't just been talkin' about what my plans are.
- Wait a second.
What are you saying? - I think that she set me up.
You know, my mom is a lot of things, but she is not a cruel person.
I don't think you have to be a cruel person to be cruel.
I had to say in front of you, and her, and Mr.
Graphic Genius that I have no plans.
She just got divorced.
I mean, just give her a break.
Yeah, maybe she's being a little demanding.
There's a big difference between demanding and obnoxious.
Yeah, and there's a difference between being compassionate and being selfish.
That's great, defend your mother.
That's great.
That'd be great if I just turned around and defended my dad.
Why are you so angry? Because my mom made you admit that you have no plans, or because you have no plans? - Hello.
- Just listen to me.
I love you.
James, will you just stop? You know you love me.
I can't do this anymore.
Goodbye! Don't hang up.
I'm warning you.
Don't threaten me, OK? I've told you this.
Stop callin' me.
I don't want to talk to you anymore.
I don't want to see you anymore.
Goodbye! I know it's early, but just open it.
Well, no, it's not that.
I just hope it's not something dumb.
A leather whip? Wow.
It was either that, or a leather bra and panties.
No, no, no.
That's not even an option.
Leather panties don't breathe.
That's what the guy said.
Thank you.
Hey, at the risk of sounding lame and I will kill you if you ever mention to anyone that I brought this up but have you ever been to Radio City at Christmastime? No, and I can't tonight 'cause Richard and I are doing the trees - What? - Yeah, I told you that.
- You guys are doing the trees? - Yeah, I told you that.
Are you gonna cut me in? - Meghan - I'm holding a whip.
No, I'm It was my idea.
Get your greedy little ass outta here.
- You're kickin' me out of a restaurant? - Yes.
- For having a good idea? No, because you're a thief.
You're a cheapskate.
You freak me out.
Go.
I'm not kidding.
What? Megan.
Wait a minute.
Come on.
Do you know how much this whip costs? Get out of this restaurant! Unless, of course, you want me to go.
- Which would mean you'd have to pay the bill - You know what? Fine, I'll go.
- What a shock.
I knew that would work.
Merry Christmas.
Hi.
Uh, can I get the number for the New York Fire Department, please? No, I don't want to report a fire.
I want to report a fire hazard.
OK, so I was thinking that we could do a flashback, right here, of the first time that Marty goes into the pet store.
And he can meet his first owner.
I didn't think about that, but that's a really good idea.
Yeah, we could introduce a whole new character.
Maybe we could use that guy that I drew in the first scene, with the turtle.
- Whatever happened to that guy? - Here.
- Let's see, right there.
- He's here, right? - Yeah.
OK, there you go.
- OK.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, so last night, my mom was a little tough on Ben, but she lightened up in the end, right? - No.
- Are you serious? Yeah, it was really uncomfortable.
That's why I was talking so much.
Did you think I was talking too much? - Yes.
- Really? So, does she hate me, too? You? Are you kidding me? My mom loves you.
Yep, moms love me.
It's the curse of the Cranes.
Yeah, maybe you could bring my mom to the party.
Oh, that's funny.
Maybe I could bring a noose to the party.
- Hey! - No, she's cute.
It's just, you know - She's my mom.
Yeah.
- She's your mom.
Mm-hmm.
- Hey, you think the turtle looks OK there? - Yeah, why? I don't know.
He's He's such a loser.
He is not.
Yeah.
I think he is.
We've all fallen short of the glory of God.
We're human, and we're weak.
But God doesn't want us to feel bad about it.
He wants to take this opportunity to forgive you.
And the first step in forgiveness is to take responsibility for our sins.
Which is why you're here today, the both of you.
I told you she was cool.
You are cool.
But l I don't feel like I've sinned.
I'm here today because I love Tracy.
And I want our relationship to work through this.
Premarital sex is lust, not love.
With all deference to the church, the Bible won't tell you what's in my heart.
Well, maybe it should.
You've come to a crossroads in your relationship.
It's time to make a decision.
What do you want separately? What do you want together? - What the hell's goin' on? - Someone ratted us out big time.
I think it was your neighbor, that thin guy with the lazy eye.
I'm gonna kill you.
You Sean Bloomberg? Uh, Blumberg, yeah.
You're Fire Marshal Howard? Storing these trees in a private residence, you might as well be storing gasoline.
- There goes that idea.
- Shut up, Richard.
What if I donate to the Fire Marshal fund? If you wanna avoid a fine, get these trees outta here immediately.
- OK, this sucks.
- So what now, Tree Master? We gotta get these trees to my cousin's lot.
I can't.
- We can't do it without you, so - Well, I can't.
I mean, these trees have ruined my clothes, my chair, my life.
No.
- Ben, I need you.
Ben, please - You can't have me.
Sean! What the hell's going on? Why are you in such a bad mood? - It can't just be the trees.
- A large part of it is the trees.
Listen to me.
These trees are a huge investment for me.
Me.
Just me.
The same guy who allows you to be late on the rent more times than you pay it.
- So come on, man.
Just this one time.
- OK, yes.
Yes.
Thanks, man.
OK.
Uh, let's get these down to the sidewalk.
Come on.
What's goin' on now? Oh, somebody called the fire department, and we have to move all the trees.
- Are you all right? - No, I'm not all right.
Now I've gotta go to the East Side and deliver the trees.
What about the party? I don't know.
This is gonna take a long time.
Are You're not gonna go to the party? Can you not make feel guilty about this? I don't know.
Yeah, I just I really wanted you to come.
You know what, when you asked me if I was pissed off that your mother made me admit that I have no plans, or that I actually have no real plans, that sounded a lot like a judgment coming from you.
- I know, I didn't mean it to come out like that - Yeah, but it bothers you - It doesn't bother me.
- Felicity, I know you.
When your mother was asking me questions that I didn't have answers for, Noel did you were disappointed.
I was uncomfortable for you in that moment.
Then don't defend your mother when we get home! She put me on the spot.
You could admit that.
Maybe you should go spend Christmas with her.
Ben I mean, maybe she needs you.
Maybe that's where you should be.
- Hey! - Hey.
OK, you're here four hours early, and you knew that I would be studying.
So this must be serious.
Let me say it.
For 20 years, I believed what the Bible said about sex.
That it should be shared between a husband and his wife.
Nothing has ever made me doubt that before.
Nothing.
And then I met you.
You say you're OK with who I am, in that way.
But we both know that you are not OK with who I am in that way.
So I've been goin' over this the past few days, trying to figure out what to do.
Analyzing it this way and analyzing it that way.
And then I realized that if I'm struggling so hard to find the answers that I need inside, and I'm not finding them there, then I must be lookin' in the wrong place.
- I gotta get outta my own head.
- So you're going.
So I'm going.
Thanks.
Thanks for comin' to meet me.
I know it was last minute.
No problem.
Uh, you probably have a lot of shopping and stuff to do, so Really, it's fine.
Look, I'm not, uh I'm not very good at all this small talk, so I'm just gonna jump in, if that's OK.
OK.
I think you're pretty worried about me and Felicity.
At first, I have to admit, it-it kind of bothered me.
It's because I'm like any other guy.
I like to think people are takin' a good look at me before they make up their minds.
But then I thought, "You know what? OK.
You know what? I gotta look at this from her perspective.
" Here's this guy who he doesn't know what he wants to be yet.
He doesn't have a major yet.
He's got this dad who's a dark character has a drinking problem.
I'm not really sellin' myself here, am I? Go on.
Look, I I understand why you'd rather see Felicity with someone like Noel, someone who's obviously gonna make it.
And probably long before I figure out what I'm gonna be doing with my life.
But I always remember this one thing a teacher said.
Which was all the interesting people she knew, they had no idea what they were gonna do with their lives when they were 20.
So chances are, I-I'm gonna turn out to be a pretty interesting guy.
Look.
For some reason, Felicity cares about me.
And on a good day, I feel like I might become everything she sees in me.
It's because of that, and it's because of about a million other reasons that she means She means pretty much the world to me.
That's about as much as I've ever said at one time in my entire life, so I'm just gonna stop.
That's gonna look lovely.
- I didn't hear you come in.
- Megan let me in.
I just wanted to stop by to let you know that I made plans to go to Santa Fe with Carol Stillman for the holidays, so you're off the hook.
OK.
Well, I guess that means I'm spending Christmas alone, then.
What do you mean? Um, I don't know.
Ben and I got into a fight, so I don't know what we're doing.
- Well, I have a feeling you'll work it out.
- You do? Mm-hmm.
I was thinking it was unfair to compare Ben to Paul Conrad.
I'm sorry about that.
That guy must've really broken your heart.
Ultimately, I think it was my fault.
I had all these expectations.
But that's not your fault.
You gave your heart to someone.
He should've taken better care of it.
I keep thinking I should've taken better care of who I gave my heart to.
The one thing I can say is, even though Ben and I are in a fight right now, he and Paul Conrad have nothing in common.
I know that.
Do you remember that first week, when we came to see you here? Yeah.
You looked so scared.
But look at you now.
How did that happen? Isn't she a beauty? We love this one.
It's gonna be hard to say goodbye to her.
But you have to after a while.
That's why I'm thinkin' you can have her for - Hi, Richard.
- For $30.
Jerk.
Hey.
- Hey.
Is Ben here? - He just left.
- Excuse me.
Potential tree buyers.
- Oh, right.
Merry Christmas.
Hiya Hey, Merry Christmas.
You want a tree? No.
Do you know when Ben will be back? Yes! Ben went to get some coffee.
It's cold as crap.
Uh, listen.
I know he was supposed to go to your thing tonight.
- So thanks for letting me have him.
- Yeah, sure.
How's it goin' Well, uh, we're zeroing in on the profit zone, so - Oh, yeah? - No, no, not really.
It's actually terrible.
- Listen, will you tell Ben that I stopped by? - Yeah, sure.
- Anything? - Zero.
- Zero? - I'm tellin' ya, it's too late for this crap.
No, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey! I have a gorgeous blue spruce right here.
It's got your name on it! - What's your name? - Oscar.
Oscar! I have an uncle in Pittsburgh named Oscar.
Do you know him? - I don't think I do.
- Good, 'cause I owe him money.
Hey, Oscar's dad, come here.
What do you think? Huh? It's big enough for him to climb.
Take it home tonight, 50 bucks.
No, thanks, we're looking for something a little smaller.
Dad, can we get this one? I mean, look at it.
It's just so pretty.
I mean, it's the perfect tree.
Not tonight, O.
It's just way, way too much.
Bye.
Hey, you know what? Um, as an incentive this year, uh I'm gonna let you have the tree for free.
- Hey, what? - Yeah, come on.
Come on.
No, no.
Hey, hey, take the tree! Take the tree.
It's got his name all over it.
Take the tree.
Take the tree.
All right? Look at this.
Oscar! Megan! I just saw Sean.
Oh, yeah? Is he rich yet? I think he could use a little cheering up.
Oh, really? Trees aren't selling? Um I don't think so.
I gotta see this.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey! You look amazing! - Oh, thanks, go on, yeah.
What did I tell you? You can't be dressed up and depressed.
- Oh, you know.
Oh, wanna drink? - Sure, thanks.
- All right.
No problem.
- How's it goin' in here? - It's good, it's good.
It's busy.
- Are you having fun? Yeah, look Now that is one foxy lady.
I was starting to think I'd been stood up.
Oh, no, baby.
This look takes time.
OK, honestly, did I pull this look off? Let's dance.
Merry Christmas! Everybody gets a free tree, 'cause it's Free trees! Free trees! Come on up, come on up.
Enjoy, enjoy.
My pleasure.
- Merry Christmas.
- Hey, you want a free tree? No, but I need a date to a stupid holiday party.
- I'm gonna miss you.
- I'm gonna miss you, too.
You know, I actually kinda like bein' here by myself.
I mean, everything's an opportunity.
Oh, yeah? Who do you like? I'm kinda thinkin' the young Miss Kennedy over there.
Are you the turtle? Yes.
Yeah, and, you know, obviously the parrot is She's Ruby.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I'm still not over her.
Yeah, of course, the, um Yeah, the parrot is Yeah, of course that's Ruby.
That makes sense.
I'm gonna get something else to drink.
Do you want anything? - OK, yeah.
No, thanks, I'm good.
- All right.
I'm sorry for being late and everything I said.
- Hey! Do you, uh? You wanna? - OK.
- Yeah? All right, let's go! - Yeah.
OK.
OK, I have to warn you, I am the world's worst dancer.
Careful.
Merry Christmas!