Lip Sync Battle (2015) s03e11 Episode Script

1 - Oh! - (rock music playing) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like Robin Hood Well, it's plain to see You were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (thuds) - (cheering) - Chrissy: He's so good, he's bad.
Clap those hands for your handsome host on the mic, LL Cool J.
What up? What up? What up? Now lemme hear you say, "Yeah!" - Crowd: Yeah! - Feeling it! Yo, tonight is crazy.
This is the renowned coliseum of competition where the biggest stars come to do musical battle all in an attempt to cement their mark as an LSB champion.
Now, before we bring out tonight's challengers, I've got to introduce our sophisticated señorita.
Colorful commentator, the classy Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare And stare and stare Hey! Woo! I'm thrilled.
- 'Sup? - We match.
- We do match.
- Oh, who knew? - Who knew? - Whoo! So, tonight is gonna be colossal, it's gonna be crazy.
- What do we expect to see? - Oh, guys, tonight we have two bad-ass athletes.
Does anyone here like the sport of football? (cheering) I, personally, love football.
I know so much about it.
I love the lights and the pigskins and the the shoulder pads.
Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, do you really like football? - Do you really like football? - I yeah.
I'm into it, and I'm ready.
I'm so ready for this.
(cheering) What about the flea flicker? Do you like that, that flea-flicker play? The what? The flea flicker? - Yeah, the flea flicker.
- Is that real? Are you lying? - I cannot what? - I'm so not lying.
You know, the quarterback, he gets the ball it's like a pass, then you give it to the running back - That way.
That way.
- The flea no, that's a little different.
- No? Oh, I'm going, I'm going.
- Yeah, you go on up there.
You and me get started.
This 14-time Pro Bowl selectee, shoo-in for the Hall of Fame, still holds three receiving records as a tight end.
Now he's scoring on a different level as he breaks down the game he loves on The NFL Today.
LSB, give it up for Tony Gonzalez! (cheering) Ho! LL: Here he go, here he go, here he go, here he go.
And this guy I'm about to bring out one of the most incredible defensive players to ever play in the NFL.
In his final game with the Baltimore Ravens, he walked away with the title of MVP and Super Bowl champion.
Tonight he comes to play on our field.
Make some noise for the motivational, the inspirational Ray Lewis! (cheering) - Yeah! What's up, fellas? - (laughs) - What's up, dude? - What up? I feel like it's boy's night and ladies' night.
- There it is.
There it is, Chrissy.
- (Chrissy laughs) So, Ray, you're gonna be up first.
- Tony, have a seat in the VIP.
- I will.
Good luck, Ray.
Ray, come on.
Come on over.
All right, so what song did you choose to go at him with first? (laughs) I went old school.
I went old school.
- Okay.
- Al Green, Let's Stay Together.
- Oh, really? - Yes, sir.
- Are you serious? - Yeah, absolutely.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ray Lewis! (cheering) (Let's Stay Together playing) Okay.
I I'm so in love with you Whatever you want to do Is all right with me 'Cause you make me feel So brand new And I want to spend My life with you All right, I like this song, bro.
I like it.
I like it.
Ooh, baby, let's Let's stay together Lovin' you whether, whether Times are good or bad, happy or sad Come on, come on - (cheering) - (laughs) Chrissy, what you think about Ray's performance? (giggles) You know I love me a crooner, guys.
- Woo! - (laughs) That is some baby-making music and I would be lying if I said I have not done it to that many times.
- Yeah! - I I feel good.
- I love that song.
- She likes that song.
- She feels good.
She's motivated.
- (laughter) - Yo, Tony! Be honest.
Did you expect - (laughter continues) Al Green to come out of Ray? Is he trying to play with the You know he playing ga is he playing games? He yeah, he's playing ga I played against this man on the football field.
Whoa-ho! Out of left field right there.
I did not expect that.
This is the meanest man on the planet right now.
One of the baddest linebackers ever, and he's playing Al Green? - That was me.
- Okay.
Okay.
- I love it.
Ray, have a seat in the VIP.
- What's up? Absolutely.
- Tony, you step on up.
- (indiscernible chatter) Hold up.
- Oh man.
- Chrissy: Oh.
- (giggles) - What's up? What are you doing? You don't even know? Okay, I'm taking it back to the '90s, something that got me through high school.
Okay.
All right.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, here's Tony Gonzalez! (cheering) Oh, oh, do me, baby All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funny, but yo, I'm making money, see So yo, world, I hope you're ready for me Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the Underground I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty" Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee And all the rappers in the top ten Please allow me to bump thee I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack But sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo, fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from getting busy I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee They say I'm ugly, but it just don't faze me I'm still getting in the girls' pants - And I even got my own dance - What's that? The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump - Oh, do me, baby - Come on Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump - Oh, do me, baby - Check it out, y'all Do ya know what I'm doing? Doing the Humpty Hump Oh, do me, baby (cheering) Wow.
Okay.
- Chrissy? - I'd be lying if I didn't say I haven't also done it to that song so many times.
So many times.
Ooh, ooh! - (laughter) - Anybody? I love it! So, Ray Do the Humpty Hump You over there thinking defense? What you thinking? The entire costume? (laughter) - Yeah, yeah, he I knew I did not know where he was going with that one.
I love that song, actually.
- Thank you, Ray.
- I have a dance routine off that song.
- (laughter) - Do it.
Let's see it.
- Oh, do me, baby - Let's see it, Ray.
- You going to - (laughing) All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funny, but yo, I'm making money, see - Yeah! - So yo, world, I hope you're ready for me - Now gather round - Okay, okay, stop the music, stop the music.
That's great.
Tony, you go in the VIP.
Two incredible performances from these two gridiron vets.
Round one was fire, but when we come back, they step it all the way up as the stakes get higher.
Stay right here.
It's Lip Sync Battle.
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump We're back with Lip Sync Battle.
Tony and Ray kept it close going into halftime, but now it's round two, where it's all or nothing in their campaign for the LSB belt.
Before he takes the stage, let's see how Tony worked himself up for the win (cheering) - Woman: Hey! - Tony: Hello, how you doing? - Tony! Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- You ready for this? - No, not really.
Not really.
(cheers, applause) Good job, guys.
Yeah.
I look forward.
This is gonna be fun.
They didn't tell me I was gonna be sweating on this.
Oh.
(shouts) Tony: Never won anything quite like this.
Man: Yeah, but Ray might win it.
No.
Ray's had enough, okay? Super Bowl trophies and all that stuff.
What about me? It's my turn.
Woman on P.
A.
: Everyone set? - (cheering) - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Only here tonight, here tonight.
Hold on, lemme grab a drink.
We'll have fun tonight, no matter what.
Ah! - (cheering) - Woman on P.
A.
: Okay, get ready for your cue.
So, this is it, right? I mean, I can't turn back now, can I? I'm just as scared as I was when I go get them on the field.
That was the big deal, mind you.
Wow! (Whip It playing) Crack that whip Give the past a slip Step on a crack Break your momma's back When a problem comes along You must whip it Before the cream sets out too long You must whip it When something's goin' wrong You must whip it Now whip it Into shape Shape it up - Get straight, go forward - Watching you watch him is crazy.
Move ahead, try to detect it It's not too late To whip it, whip it good When a good time turns around You must whip it You will never live it down Unless you whip it Well, no one gets away Until they whip it I say whip it - Yes! - Whip it good Crack that whip Give the past a slip Step on a crack Break your momma's back Now whip it into shape Shape it up, get straight Go forward, move ahead Try to detect it, it's not too late To whip it, whip it good (arcade game music plays) - (crowd cheering) - (laughing) Oh boy.
- Oh boy.
- LL: Chrissy.
- What, are you making nachos? What are you doing? - (stammers) You know there is nothing I love more than processed cheese and whip-its.
- Tony: Yes! - (Chrissy laughs) We've seen a lot of weird stuff on this stage, but that was the weirdest for sure.
- Thank you.
- LL: So, that was - What I was going for.
- Yo.
- Yes.
- LL: Ray.
- What did we just witness? - I've always loved you.
And to come out and do that right there? You are awesome.
Serious.
- (laughs) - (cheering) - Thank you, Ray.
- Yes, Tony! Tony, have a seat in the VIP.
One more powerful performance left before a champion is crowned.
It's LSB! When a good time turns around You must whip it You will never live it down Unless you whip it LL: You know I love music.
Generation I just push boop.
Yeah, whatever you want.
boop.
Journey.
boop - Bee Gees.
- LL: Everything.
- Bee Gees.
boop - (Chrissy laughs) Whatever you want, I got it.
LSB is back.
Tony Gonzalez just saved the princess, but watch out.
Ray's looking to level up on him.
Let's take a look at how he got himself pumped up to take home the glory.
- Woman: Welcome.
Hi.
- How you doing? Woman: How you feeling about battling Tony? Mmm, I might be a little nervous.
Not.
(laughs) - We made this for you.
- (laughs) I got you lots of - Bling.
- pretend bling.
Yeah? So, I like the strategy of everything.
- Yeah.
- We do this one, we do this one, we do this one.
- No, that's great.
- We'll get blinged up, and we'll go we'll kill it.
- Hey! - Woo! - Homie, what are you doing today? - What song? - Yeah.
- I'm not telling you.
- Why? - You're the last person I would tell.
- Really? - (chuckles) Yeah.
(cheering) (laughter) - (cameras clicking) - (cheers, applause) - Woo! - Yeah! Thanks for coming.
We're good, guys.
Applause, applause, applause.
Can you have all of the dancers can we all do that? - I can have the dancers do that.
- To end that like that? - Yeah, out here? - Game over.
Done.
We can do that.
- You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, do you want the dancers to do it up here? - Yes, we come here.
- Hey, you guys can learn this.
One, two, three! - Yes! - (cheering) Woman on P.
A.
: All right, here we go.
(cheering) Please clear the stage.
I came here for one reason.
I came here to win.
If I don't go home with the belt, I'm gonna be hurt.
I'm telling you.
(cheering) (Hot in Herre playing) Hot in So hot in herre So hot in Ah, oh! I was like good gracious ass is bodacious Flirtatious, tryin' to show faces Lookin' for the right time to shoot my steam, you know Lookin' for the right time to flash them keys Then, uh, I'm leavin', please believe in Oh, me and the rest of my heathens Check it, got it locked at the top of the Four Seasons Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin' No deceiving, nothing up my sleeve and No teasing, I need you to Get up, up on the dance floor Give that man what he asking for 'Cause I feel like busting loose And I feel like touching you, uh, uh And can't nobody stop the juice So, baby, tell me what's the use I said, it's gettin' hot in here, so hot - So take off all your clothes - (screams) I am gettin' so hot - I wanna take my clothes off - Yo! It's gettin' hot in here, so hot So take off all your clothes I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off Mix a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah Nelly just fall out Give a little bit a ah, ah - With a little bit a ah, ah - That's not fair.
Nelly hang all out With a little bit a ah, ah And a sprinkle a that ah, ah Nelly just fall out I like it when ya ah, ah Girl, Baby, make it ah, ah Oh! (cheering) LL: So, Chrissy, was that not hot enough, enough for you? What was that? Was that right? Did you feel that? Don't look at me, Nelly.
I am finally meeting my lifetime crush, and I have this mother-effing life jacket on and this hat.
I have never asked this on this show, in my entire life, but, Nelly, can I get a hug? (giggles) - (crowd cheering) - (laughing) - I love it! - Tony: Oh yes.
-LL: I love it! Oh my goodness.
-Nelly! - Chrissy: Oh my gosh.
- My man, yo.
You smell so good.
I'm I'm mortified.
(laughing) So, Nelly, you feel like Ray did your song justice? Man, he always does.
You know, since he been coming out to the games and everything, man, Ray been showing me unbelievable support, rocking out.
You know, when you can attach something you do to greatness and you know, Ray is greatness, so to be attached to that is what's happening.
- (cheering) - Oh, that's dope.
So, Ray, why did you choose Hot In Herre? So, throughout my career, man, when I started coming out of the tunnel, if you ever seen my introduction dance Of course we've seen it.
We've all seen it.
- We've all seen it.
- It always it always started with "It's getting hot in here.
" - Oh! - Hot in And when 52 came out of that tunnel, I needed to hear Nelly.
- LL: You needed to hear it.
- I needed to hear Nelly.
I love that.
I love that.
That's amazing.
All right, Ray, Nelly, you guys go on over to the VIP.
Thank you for being here.
Between the '80s arcade, yacht parties, this battle's been a whole lot of fun.
The audience is gonna have a tough choice to make tonight.
When we come back, someone's adding that LSB belt to their trophy case.
It's Lip Sync Battle! It's gettin hot in here, so hot So take off all your clothes Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! Ray Lewis and Tony Gonzalez got it done tonight.
You guys faced each other on the football field, you know what I'm saying? How does that differ from facing each other tonight at LSB? (chuckles) Well, I don't have to get hit by this this nasty man.
He was a he was a beast on the field.
One of the best linebackers ever.
- (cheering) - And how's it differ for you, Ray? I got so tired of chasing Tony Gonzalez.
- (laughter) - You walk in a meeting, and the first thing coach says is, "We have to stop Tony Gonzalez.
" That's amazing.
Well, now, it's time for the crowd to crown a Lip Sync Battle champion.
You dig? - Chrissy.
Good gracious.
- I'm coming.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, is the champ Tony Gonzalez? (cheering) Or is the champ Ray Lewis? (cheering loudly) And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Ray Lewis.
- You won it tonight.
Good game.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
You won it tonight.
Did you have fun on Lip Sync Battle? Bro, I had so much fun, man.
This is the most fun I've had in so long, man.
- I thank you guys.
Really, though.
Yeah.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
And, Tony, how was your Lip Sync Battle experience? I had a blast, and thank you to the crowd.
Thank you to Ray, thank you to you, Chrissy.
Thank you for having me out here.
We had fun.
I had fun.
(cheering) A'ight, well, shout out to Ray and Tony for rocking with the Lip Sync crew tonight Thanks to my homie, Nelly, for dropping by! One love from me, LL Cool J, and my girl, Chrissy! And remember, whatever you do in life, no matter what it going through, knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L! It's gettin hot in here, so hot So take off all your clothes I am gettin so hot I wanna take my clothes off It's gettin hot in here, so hot So take off all your clothes I am gettin so hot - I wanna take my clothes off - Nelly hang all out Why you at the bar if you ain't poppin the bottles? What good is all the fame, if you ain't the models I see you drivin', sportscar, ain't hittin' the throttle And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles