Power Rangers s03e11 Episode Script
Fourth Down and Long
# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS.
# HEY, ROCKY, IS IT TRUE YOUR UNCLE'S GONNA BE SPEAKING TO THE FOOTBALL TEAM AFTER SCHOOL TODAY? YEAH.
MR.
CAPLAN ASKED IF HE'D GIVE US A FEW POINTERS BEFORE THE STONE CANYON GAME.
UNCLE JOE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR UNCLE IS JOE HEALY.
HE'S THE BEST PRO QUARTERBACK AROUND.
I'VE ALWAYS JUST KNOWN HIM AS UNCLE JOE.
HE DID A LOT FOR ME WHEN I WAS A KID.
ENOUGH CHATTER, EVERYONE.
LET'S DON THOSE GOGGLES AND BEGIN MIXING.
UH, ALLEN, COULD YOU READ THE EQUATIONS FROM THAT BOOK FOR ME, PLEASE? OKAY, UM "C2, H3 OVER O2, O-H.
" - [GASPS.]
- [COUGHING.]
- YOU GUYS, LOOK.
- [MR.
WILTON.]
DON'T PANIC, EVERYONE.
LET'S EXIT THE ROOM QUIETLY AND WAIT FOR THE SMOKE TO CLEAR.
- OH, MAN, WHAT HAPPENED? - I DON'T KNOW, ROCKY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING.
ZEDD, IF THOSE BRATS CAN'T FOLLOW A SIMPLE CHEMISTRY PROBLEM, WHY CAN'T WE DEFEAT THEM? MY QUEEN, I HAVE CREATED A MOLD FOR A MAGIC CENTIPEDE MONSTER I THINK YOU WILL TRULY APPRECIATE.
NO MORE BUGS.
WE NEED SOMETHING THAT WILL REALLY SHAKE UP THE POWER RANGERS.
- ALL RIGHT, YOUR ATHLETICNESS.
- OH! OH, OH, YOUR LORDSHIP, LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
- OH, MY MAGIC CENTIPEDE! - SILLY OAF! WHAT'S THIS? READY.
DOWN.
SET.
HUTT.
HUTT.
GO! GO! [LAUGHING.]
- IMPRESSIVE! - WOW! OUR OWN PERSONAL QUARTERBACK.
THROW IT OVER HERE, CHAMP.
OH, YEAH.
IT'S TOUCHDOWN TIME! WHERE'D HE GO? WAIT.
I SEE SOMETHING.
- LOOK, HE'S FINALLY USEFUL.
- OOH, I LIKE IT! [LAUGHING.]
[ZEDD.]
GOLDAR, LET'S PLAY SOME RITOBALL.
- YEAH.
GOOD HANDS.
- GREAT BALL.
THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
REAL MONSTER SKIN.
I'LL CALL YOU CENTIBACK-- HALF CENTIPEDE, HALF FOOTBALL PLAYER.
EXTRA POINT.
[LAUGHING.]
[GROANING.]
ANYBODY GET THE NUMBER OF THAT BUS? FINSTER, BY SHEER ACCIDENT, YOU'VE CREATED SOMETHING YOU COULD NEVER CREATE ON PURPOSE.
HA HA! YOU'RE GOING TO DEFEAT THE POWER RANGERS.
YES! [COUGHING.]
[GIRL.]
IT'S HORRIBLE.
- CALM DOWN! - WE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
NOBODY PANIC.
THE ANGEL GROVE JUNIOR POLICE PATROL IS ON THE CASE.
ANYBODY KNOW WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS SMOKE? OKAY, EVERYBODY, BACK INSIDE.
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
BACK INSIDE.
- MOVE IT! - COME ON! DON'T YOU TWO HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? ACTUALLY, MR.
WILTON, WE ARE ON CELEBRITY DETAIL.
WE'VE BEEN ASSIGNED TO GUARD ROCKY'S UNCLE.
YOU GUYS? I SUGGEST YOU GET TO IT! YES, SIR.
ALLEN, ARE THESE THE NOTES YOU USED TO MIX THE CHEMICALS? YEAH.
BILLY, CAN YOU SEE WHERE HE DID ANYTHING WRONG? WELL, JUDGING FROM THE EXPLOSION THAT OCCURRED AND THE FORMULA YOU HAVE WRITTEN HERE, I'D SAY YOU REVERSED THE ELEMENTS.
REVERSED THEM? YEAH, YOU READ THEM BACKWARDS.
THAT'S WHAT CAUSED SUCH AN ADVERSE REACTION.
OH, MAN! UNTIL YOU CAN GET YOUR GRADES UP, I'M GOING TO SUGGEST THAT COACH SUSPEND YOU FROM THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
BUT, SIR, THE STONE CANYON GAME! WAIT, MR.
WILTON.
WHAT IF I HELPED ALLEN STUDY? WELL, ALLEN, IF I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE MAKING AN EXTRA EFFORT STARTING TODAY, I WON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THE COACH.
I UNDERSTAND, SIR.
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET IT, ALLEN.
YOU'RE REALLY SMART.
WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE AT SCHOOL? I GUESS I'M JUST NOT GOOD AT IT.
EVEN WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, I HATED READING.
- IT'S LIKE WORDS AND NUMBERS WERE OUT TO TRICK ME.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHEN I CHECK THE THINGS I'VE WRITTEN DOWN, ITS LIKE I'M SEEING THINGS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS.
YOU KNOW, UNCLE JOE HAD TROUBLE WITH SCHOOL TOO.
YOUR UNCLE! OH, MAN, I BET WE MISSED YOUR UNCLE'S TALK.
HEY, LET'S GO SEE IF WE CAN CATCH HIM.
DID YOUR UNCLE REALLY HAVE PROBLEMS WHO SCHOOL? BOY, DID HE.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I BET UNCLE JOE COULD TELL YOU WHERE YOU'RE GOING WRONG.
- OH, GREAT.
LET'S GO.
- YEAH.
- HEY, MR.
HEALY! - HEY, MR.
HEALY! MR.
HEALY, WE'RE YOUR JUNIOR POLICE ESCORTS.
WE'RE HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO YOUR HOTEL AND PROTECT YOU FROM ANY HARM.
AND GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH.
OH, THIS IS PARKING VIOLATIONS HERE.
- I'M NOT GOING TO SIGN THAT.
- ON THE BACK.
AH, ON THE BACK.
OKAY.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT OUT TO? BULK.
ALL RIGHT.
AND, UH WELCOME TO THE BIG GAME, SPORTS FANS.
B-B-BULK.
- BULK! - HUH? - K-- - HUH? I SEE THE OPPOSITION'S HERE.
- AHH! - OH, NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR ANNIHILATION.
WHAT IS THAT? - [LAUGHING.]
- IT'S A MONSTER.
[BULK, SKULL YELLING.]
ROCKY, LOOK! WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING FAST.
- DON'T WORRY, MR.
HEALY.
- WE'LL SAVE YOU.
CATCH! - AAHH! - SKULL! HEY, WHERE'D YOU GO? OKAY.
FOURTH AND LONG.
TIME FOR THE FIELD GOAL.
- [GRUNTS.]
- AAHH! YEAH! IT'S THE ZEDD MONSTERS TWO, EARTHLINGS ZILCH.
ALL RIGHT! REPLACEMENTS, HERE.
UH-OH.
ALLEN! ROCKY, WATCH OUT! GOING LONG.
OOH! INTERCEPTED! UNCLE JOE! AT THE END OF THE QUARTER, IT'S A LOPSIDED 4-TO-NADA FOR THE VISITING MONSTER.
YOU PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO MESS WITH ME, LACE-FACE.
IT'S MORPHIN TIME! RED RANGER POWER! HIYAH! AAHH! - GAME'S NOT OVER YET, PAL! - LAUNCH IT DOWN! [BOTH GRUNTING.]
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO LOSE.
[GROANS.]
YOU'RE NOT MUCH COMPETITION, RED RANGER.
ZORDON, THIS IS ROCKY.
I'M UNDER ATTACK AT THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL FIELD.
I READ YOU, ROCKY.
I'LL HAVE ALPHA CONTACT THE OTHER RANGERS AND SEND THEM TO JOIN YOU IMMEDIATELY.
ZORDON? HAH! HE'S THE WORST COACH IN THE UNIVERSE.
- [YELLS.]
- HIYAH! [ALL YELLING.]
RELAX, ROCKY.
WE'RE HERE NOW.
YOUR TEAM'S PATHETIC.
I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU.
HUTT! HUTT! - ROCKY.
- [GROANING.]
STAY AWAY FROM THE BALL.
COME ON, MAN.
HANG IN THERE.
YOU, PREPARE TO BE SACKED.
BOO! THE OTHER RANGERS HAVE ARRIVED.
AH, DON'T WORRY, MY DEAR.
WE'LL SEND DOWN THE TENGA TEAM AND REALLY SCORE A TOUCHDOWN.
- GO, GO, TENGAS! - HA HA! COME ON DOWN! - [CAWING.]
- [LAUGHING.]
DON'T LET THE BALL TOUCH YOU.
SEE? SEE WHAT HAPPENS? THAT'S UNCLE JOE AND THE OTHERS.
ALL RIGHT! SECOND STRING'S ARRIVED! - READY TO BE SIDELINED? - I DON'T THINK SO.
IT'S GONNA BE YOU WHO'S SENT TO THE SHOWERS, NOT US.
I WOULDN'T BET ON IT.
DOWN.
SET.
- READY? - [RANGERS.]
DOWN.
SET.
READY, YOU GRIDIRON GEEK? I'M ONE PROBLEM YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TACKLE.
- [CAWING.]
- [RANGERS YELLING.]
[YELLING.]
I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN! YEAH! WHITE RANGER, YOU SEEM TO BE ALL BLOCKED UP.
- BUZZ OFF! - HA HA! YOU'RE PRETTY FUNNY.
LET'S SEE YOU LAUGH THIS ONE OFF.
[YELLS.]
[GROANING.]
DON'T COUNT ON COMPLETING YOUR NEXT PLAY.
TIME FOR THE EXTRA POINT.
[GROANING.]
YES! GOT HIM! HA HA! THAT'S TWO DOWN AND FOUR TO GO.
IT'S TIME WE PENALIZED THIS GUY.
- I AGREE.
- LET'S DO IT! [BOTH YELLING.]
HUTT 1, HUTT 2! HIYAH! OHH! HIYAH! [GROANS.]
OH, NO! IT'S TIME I ENDED THIS QUARTER.
[GRUNTING.]
HEY, ROCKY, GET HIM! YES! [YELLING.]
[CAWING.]
COME ON, COME ON! EENIE MEANIE MINIE MO, I THINK YOU'LL BE THE NEXT TO GO.
WHOA! BOMBS AWAY.
AISHA, STEP ASIDE! [GRUNTS.]
[GROANING.]
AND AT HALFTIME, THE SCORE IS 9 TO NOTHING, IN FAVOR OF THE VISITING TEAM.
[LAUGHING.]
RED RANGER, IT'S LOOKS LIKE YOUR SEASON IS OVER.
ZORDON, THIS IS ROCKY.
I'M THE ONLY RANGER LEFT.
I NEED TO COME BACK TO THE COMMAND CENTER.
HEY, YOU FORGOT TO TELL HIM ABOUT ALL THE NICE FOOTBALLS I MADE.
I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE.
HE CAN'T LEAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME.
IT'S BAD SPORTSMANSHIP.
WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO THE LOCKER ROOM AND PLAN HIS DEMISE FOR THE SECOND HALF.
ZORDON, HOW AM I GOING TO DEFEAT THIS MONSTER ALONE? THE CENTIBACK MONSTER IS A FIENDISH CREATION.
IT IS NOT LIKELY YOU CAN DEFEAT HIM WITHOUT THE OTHERS' ASSISTANCE.
AI YI YI! THEN HOW WILL WE STOP THE MONSTER? ROCKY DOESN'T HAVE ANY HELP.
HEY, THOSE FOOTBALLS EMIT AN ENERGY WAVE, RIGHT? RIGHT.
MAYBE WE CAN TURN THE BEAM UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS AND REVERSE THE SPELL.
ROCKY'S CORRECT.
INVERTING THE FOOTBALLS' ENERGY WAVES COULD CANCEL THE SPELL.
[ALARM BLARING.]
THE MONSTER HAS MOVED ALL THE FOOTBALLS TO THE MOUNTAINS OUTSIDE ANGEL GROVE.
AI YI YI! MY WEATHER SCANNER SHOWS A SNOW STORM IS MOVING IN.
INVERTING THE ENERGY WAVE WON'T WORK WITH INTERFERENCE.
RED RANGER, TO ASSIST YOU IN THIS MOST DIFFICULT SITUATION, IT IS IMPERATIVE TO SUMMON NINJOR.
DID SOMEONE SAY NINJOR? NINJOR, THE OTHER RANGERS HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO FOOTBALLS.
- WE HAVE TO RESCUE THEM.
- FOOTBALL'S MY FAVORITE SPORT.
HOME RUNS AND BASKETS AND THESE DEVICES REVERSE THE ENERGY FIELDS.
SHOULDN'T WE GET GOING? BACK TO ACTION! HIYAH! [GRUNTS.]
LOOKS LIKE THE STORM'S ON ITS WAY.
AND IT'S COLD ENOUGH TO SNOW.
ARE YOU BOYS LOOKING FOR ME? WE'RE GOING TO FORCE YOU TO FUMBLE.
THEN WE'LL CONTROL THE GAME.
TOUGH TALK FROM A GUY HOLDING A GARBAGE BIN.
YOU SURE HAVE HIGH AMBITIONS.
BUT I THINK I'LL HAVE YOU JOIN YOUR LOWLY FRIENDS INSTEAD.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, CENTIBACK, NOW THAT I CAN REVERSE THE SPELL.
YEAH.
IT'S FIFTH AND DOWN FOR YOU, BUDDY.
NO, THAT'S FOURTH AND LONG.
UH, YEAH.
WHAT HE SAID.
AH, STICK A PIN IN IT.
[YELLS.]
HERE IT COMES.
HAH! ALL RIGHT! YEAH! - GIVE ME BACK MY BALL, NOW! - SURE.
HUH? [ALL YELLING.]
SUCCESS.
ALPHA, IT WORKED.
FOUR OF THEM ARE FREE.
I'M TELEPORTING THEM BACK TO THE FOOTBALL FIELD NOW.
OKAY.
[ALL MUTTERING.]
WELL, THEY MAY BE GONE, BUT YOU'RE HERE, AND THERE'S STILL TIME ON THE CLOCK FOR ME TO EXECUTE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLAYS.
- [YELLS.]
- [LAUGHING.]
- TWO POINTS.
- YEAH! HEY, FELLAS, YOU'RE NOT PLAYING FAIR.
- GIVE ME MY BALL BACK.
- AS YOU WISH.
[ALL GRUNTING.]
OH, MAN, THAT'S ONE EXPERIENCE I WON'T SOON FORGET.
WELL, I'M ALL HERE.
EVERYBODY OKAY? - YEAH.
THINK SO.
- YOU OKAY? - I'M FINE TOO.
- GREAT, SABA.
PENALTY.
TOO MANY RANGERS ON THE FIELD.
- WAY TO GO! - DUNK.
THE RANGERS ARE FREE! [HUFFS.]
WE'VE GOT TO TURN THIS GAME AROUND.
LET'S SEE HOW THEY DO WITH THE ECONOMY SIZE.
YEAH! [YELLING.]
[WIND BLOWING.]
[ALL GRUNTING.]
HEY, RANGERS, LET'S PLAY SOME TOUCH FOOTBALL.
- WE NEED BACKUP.
- NO KIDDING.
WHAT SAY WE HAVE A SCRIMMAGE SO I CAN FINISH YOU OFF? WE'RE GIVING YOU A TWO-MINUTE WARNING.
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
[ALL.]
WE NEED NINJAZORD POWER NOW! BLACK FROG NINJAZORD, POWER UP! [CROAKING.]
BLUE WOLF NINJAZORD, POWER UP! [HOWLING.]
YELLOW BEAR NINJAZORD, POWER UP! [GROWLING.]
PINK CRANE NINJAZORD, POWER UP! [SCREECHING.]
RED APE NINJAZORD, POWER UP! [ROARING.]
WHITE NINJA FALCONZORD, POWER UP! # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS # I KNOW A GREAT UTILITY PLAYER.
ME! [LAUGHING.]
ENOUGH SHOWBOATING.
LET'S DO IT! [LAUGHING.]
[YELLING.]
[LAUGHING.]
UH-HUH.
HO-HO! [LAUGHING.]
LISTEN UP, YOU OVER-PUFFED PIECE OF POLYSTYRENE.
YOUR RUSHING DAYS ARE OVER.
I'M GOING TO STOP YOU COLD.
NO FAIR, MAN! THAT'S DOUBLE-TEAMING! WRONG SIZE.
# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # [ROARS.]
# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # HIYAH! # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS # [LAUGHS.]
WE DID IT! MASTER, THE RANGERS AND NINJOR HAVE DESTROYED THE CENTIBACK.
[HUFFS.]
I TOLD YOU IT WOULDN'T WORK.
ME? WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO CREATE A FOOTBALL MONSTER? OH, DEAR.
YOU SHOULDN'T BLAME EACH OTHER FOR WHAT HAPPENED.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
IT WAS YOUR FAULT.
- IT WAS YOUR FAULT.
YOUR THE ONE WHO MADE THAT MONSTER! - [YELLING.]
- YOUR MONSTERS NEVER WORK! THAT WAS A REALLY WEIRD EXPERIENCE, YOU GUYS.
WE CERTAINLY GOT A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS.
GUESS WHAT? ALLEN DOESN'T HAVE TO QUIT THE TEAM.
ALL RIGHT! WOW.
THAT'S EXCELLENT, ALLEN.
WHAT HAPPENED? I TOLD MR.
HEALY ABOUT MY PROBLEMS IN SCHOOL, AND HE DID THE REST.
[CHATTERING.]
- SKULLOVICH, BULKMEIER! - [YELLS.]
[BOTH.]
YES, SIR! HEY, BULKY, IS THAT ONE OF THE MONSTER'S FOOTBALLS, HUH? - YEAH! - AAHH! WHY WEREN'T YOU TWO AT THE FOOTBALL FIELD? SIR, WE WERE TURNED INTO FOOTBALLS, SIR.
WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, SOME KIND OF NUMBSKULL? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, BOYS, BUT IT'S THE LAST TIME THAT YOU'LL EVER RECEIVE CELEBRITY DUTY.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU'LL GET CROSSING GUARD DUTY! [BOTH.]
YES, SIR.
OH, AND TAKE THIS BACK TO THE FIELD.
[WHIMPERING.]
[YELLING.]
[LAUGHTER.]
[KIMBERLY.]
SO, MR.
HEALY, WHAT EXACTLY IS ALLEN'S PROBLEM? ALLEN'S PROBLEM SOUNDED A LOT LIKE MINE, SO I TOOK HIM OVER TO THE HIGH SCHOOL LEARNING RESOURCE CENTER TO BE TESTED.
IT TURNS OUT I HAVE A LEARNING DISORDER CALLED DYSLEXIA.
THE CENTER SAID MANY PEOPLE ARE DYSLEXIC.
I'M DYSLEXIC TOO.
WHEN WE'RE UNDER STRESS, WE TEND TO INTERPRET NUMBERS AND LETTERS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY THAN OTHER PEOPLE.
NOT ALL TEACHERS RECOGNIZE THE PROBLEM.
AND NOW WE KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
MR.
WILTON SAID HE KNOWS WAYS TO HELP.
HE SAID MY GRADES WILL REALLY IMPROVE.
AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TO QUIT THE TEAM.
[CHEERING.]
DOWN.
SET.
HUTT.
HEY.
YOU GUYS, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.
WHOA! NEXT TIME I FIGHT THE RANGERS, I'LL FOOL THEM WITH MY FANCY FOOTWORK.
UNBELIEVABLE.
WHOA! I'M JUST A FAST-FOOTED FOOTBALL FIEND.
[LAUGHING.]
HE LOOKS LIKE A WARTHOG WITH A HOTFOOT.
HOTFOOT? DID YOU SAY HOTFOOT? I JUST LOVE HOTFOOTS.
IF YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, I'LL GIVE THE RANGERS A HOTFOOT THEY'LL NEVER FORGET.
AND I'M THE ONE TO DO IT.
AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK.
OH, GIVE IT A REST, WILL YOU?
# HEY, ROCKY, IS IT TRUE YOUR UNCLE'S GONNA BE SPEAKING TO THE FOOTBALL TEAM AFTER SCHOOL TODAY? YEAH.
MR.
CAPLAN ASKED IF HE'D GIVE US A FEW POINTERS BEFORE THE STONE CANYON GAME.
UNCLE JOE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR UNCLE IS JOE HEALY.
HE'S THE BEST PRO QUARTERBACK AROUND.
I'VE ALWAYS JUST KNOWN HIM AS UNCLE JOE.
HE DID A LOT FOR ME WHEN I WAS A KID.
ENOUGH CHATTER, EVERYONE.
LET'S DON THOSE GOGGLES AND BEGIN MIXING.
UH, ALLEN, COULD YOU READ THE EQUATIONS FROM THAT BOOK FOR ME, PLEASE? OKAY, UM "C2, H3 OVER O2, O-H.
" - [GASPS.]
- [COUGHING.]
- YOU GUYS, LOOK.
- [MR.
WILTON.]
DON'T PANIC, EVERYONE.
LET'S EXIT THE ROOM QUIETLY AND WAIT FOR THE SMOKE TO CLEAR.
- OH, MAN, WHAT HAPPENED? - I DON'T KNOW, ROCKY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING.
ZEDD, IF THOSE BRATS CAN'T FOLLOW A SIMPLE CHEMISTRY PROBLEM, WHY CAN'T WE DEFEAT THEM? MY QUEEN, I HAVE CREATED A MOLD FOR A MAGIC CENTIPEDE MONSTER I THINK YOU WILL TRULY APPRECIATE.
NO MORE BUGS.
WE NEED SOMETHING THAT WILL REALLY SHAKE UP THE POWER RANGERS.
- ALL RIGHT, YOUR ATHLETICNESS.
- OH! OH, OH, YOUR LORDSHIP, LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
- OH, MY MAGIC CENTIPEDE! - SILLY OAF! WHAT'S THIS? READY.
DOWN.
SET.
HUTT.
HUTT.
GO! GO! [LAUGHING.]
- IMPRESSIVE! - WOW! OUR OWN PERSONAL QUARTERBACK.
THROW IT OVER HERE, CHAMP.
OH, YEAH.
IT'S TOUCHDOWN TIME! WHERE'D HE GO? WAIT.
I SEE SOMETHING.
- LOOK, HE'S FINALLY USEFUL.
- OOH, I LIKE IT! [LAUGHING.]
[ZEDD.]
GOLDAR, LET'S PLAY SOME RITOBALL.
- YEAH.
GOOD HANDS.
- GREAT BALL.
THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
REAL MONSTER SKIN.
I'LL CALL YOU CENTIBACK-- HALF CENTIPEDE, HALF FOOTBALL PLAYER.
EXTRA POINT.
[LAUGHING.]
[GROANING.]
ANYBODY GET THE NUMBER OF THAT BUS? FINSTER, BY SHEER ACCIDENT, YOU'VE CREATED SOMETHING YOU COULD NEVER CREATE ON PURPOSE.
HA HA! YOU'RE GOING TO DEFEAT THE POWER RANGERS.
YES! [COUGHING.]
[GIRL.]
IT'S HORRIBLE.
- CALM DOWN! - WE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
NOBODY PANIC.
THE ANGEL GROVE JUNIOR POLICE PATROL IS ON THE CASE.
ANYBODY KNOW WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS SMOKE? OKAY, EVERYBODY, BACK INSIDE.
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
BACK INSIDE.
- MOVE IT! - COME ON! DON'T YOU TWO HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? ACTUALLY, MR.
WILTON, WE ARE ON CELEBRITY DETAIL.
WE'VE BEEN ASSIGNED TO GUARD ROCKY'S UNCLE.
YOU GUYS? I SUGGEST YOU GET TO IT! YES, SIR.
ALLEN, ARE THESE THE NOTES YOU USED TO MIX THE CHEMICALS? YEAH.
BILLY, CAN YOU SEE WHERE HE DID ANYTHING WRONG? WELL, JUDGING FROM THE EXPLOSION THAT OCCURRED AND THE FORMULA YOU HAVE WRITTEN HERE, I'D SAY YOU REVERSED THE ELEMENTS.
REVERSED THEM? YEAH, YOU READ THEM BACKWARDS.
THAT'S WHAT CAUSED SUCH AN ADVERSE REACTION.
OH, MAN! UNTIL YOU CAN GET YOUR GRADES UP, I'M GOING TO SUGGEST THAT COACH SUSPEND YOU FROM THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
BUT, SIR, THE STONE CANYON GAME! WAIT, MR.
WILTON.
WHAT IF I HELPED ALLEN STUDY? WELL, ALLEN, IF I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE MAKING AN EXTRA EFFORT STARTING TODAY, I WON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THE COACH.
I UNDERSTAND, SIR.
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET IT, ALLEN.
YOU'RE REALLY SMART.
WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE AT SCHOOL? I GUESS I'M JUST NOT GOOD AT IT.
EVEN WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, I HATED READING.
- IT'S LIKE WORDS AND NUMBERS WERE OUT TO TRICK ME.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHEN I CHECK THE THINGS I'VE WRITTEN DOWN, ITS LIKE I'M SEEING THINGS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS.
YOU KNOW, UNCLE JOE HAD TROUBLE WITH SCHOOL TOO.
YOUR UNCLE! OH, MAN, I BET WE MISSED YOUR UNCLE'S TALK.
HEY, LET'S GO SEE IF WE CAN CATCH HIM.
DID YOUR UNCLE REALLY HAVE PROBLEMS WHO SCHOOL? BOY, DID HE.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I BET UNCLE JOE COULD TELL YOU WHERE YOU'RE GOING WRONG.
- OH, GREAT.
LET'S GO.
- YEAH.
- HEY, MR.
HEALY! - HEY, MR.
HEALY! MR.
HEALY, WE'RE YOUR JUNIOR POLICE ESCORTS.
WE'RE HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO YOUR HOTEL AND PROTECT YOU FROM ANY HARM.
AND GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH.
OH, THIS IS PARKING VIOLATIONS HERE.
- I'M NOT GOING TO SIGN THAT.
- ON THE BACK.
AH, ON THE BACK.
OKAY.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT OUT TO? BULK.
ALL RIGHT.
AND, UH WELCOME TO THE BIG GAME, SPORTS FANS.
B-B-BULK.
- BULK! - HUH? - K-- - HUH? I SEE THE OPPOSITION'S HERE.
- AHH! - OH, NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR ANNIHILATION.
WHAT IS THAT? - [LAUGHING.]
- IT'S A MONSTER.
[BULK, SKULL YELLING.]
ROCKY, LOOK! WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING FAST.
- DON'T WORRY, MR.
HEALY.
- WE'LL SAVE YOU.
CATCH! - AAHH! - SKULL! HEY, WHERE'D YOU GO? OKAY.
FOURTH AND LONG.
TIME FOR THE FIELD GOAL.
- [GRUNTS.]
- AAHH! YEAH! IT'S THE ZEDD MONSTERS TWO, EARTHLINGS ZILCH.
ALL RIGHT! REPLACEMENTS, HERE.
UH-OH.
ALLEN! ROCKY, WATCH OUT! GOING LONG.
OOH! INTERCEPTED! UNCLE JOE! AT THE END OF THE QUARTER, IT'S A LOPSIDED 4-TO-NADA FOR THE VISITING MONSTER.
YOU PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO MESS WITH ME, LACE-FACE.
IT'S MORPHIN TIME! RED RANGER POWER! HIYAH! AAHH! - GAME'S NOT OVER YET, PAL! - LAUNCH IT DOWN! [BOTH GRUNTING.]
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO LOSE.
[GROANS.]
YOU'RE NOT MUCH COMPETITION, RED RANGER.
ZORDON, THIS IS ROCKY.
I'M UNDER ATTACK AT THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL FIELD.
I READ YOU, ROCKY.
I'LL HAVE ALPHA CONTACT THE OTHER RANGERS AND SEND THEM TO JOIN YOU IMMEDIATELY.
ZORDON? HAH! HE'S THE WORST COACH IN THE UNIVERSE.
- [YELLS.]
- HIYAH! [ALL YELLING.]
RELAX, ROCKY.
WE'RE HERE NOW.
YOUR TEAM'S PATHETIC.
I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU.
HUTT! HUTT! - ROCKY.
- [GROANING.]
STAY AWAY FROM THE BALL.
COME ON, MAN.
HANG IN THERE.
YOU, PREPARE TO BE SACKED.
BOO! THE OTHER RANGERS HAVE ARRIVED.
AH, DON'T WORRY, MY DEAR.
WE'LL SEND DOWN THE TENGA TEAM AND REALLY SCORE A TOUCHDOWN.
- GO, GO, TENGAS! - HA HA! COME ON DOWN! - [CAWING.]
- [LAUGHING.]
DON'T LET THE BALL TOUCH YOU.
SEE? SEE WHAT HAPPENS? THAT'S UNCLE JOE AND THE OTHERS.
ALL RIGHT! SECOND STRING'S ARRIVED! - READY TO BE SIDELINED? - I DON'T THINK SO.
IT'S GONNA BE YOU WHO'S SENT TO THE SHOWERS, NOT US.
I WOULDN'T BET ON IT.
DOWN.
SET.
- READY? - [RANGERS.]
DOWN.
SET.
READY, YOU GRIDIRON GEEK? I'M ONE PROBLEM YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TACKLE.
- [CAWING.]
- [RANGERS YELLING.]
[YELLING.]
I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN! YEAH! WHITE RANGER, YOU SEEM TO BE ALL BLOCKED UP.
- BUZZ OFF! - HA HA! YOU'RE PRETTY FUNNY.
LET'S SEE YOU LAUGH THIS ONE OFF.
[YELLS.]
[GROANING.]
DON'T COUNT ON COMPLETING YOUR NEXT PLAY.
TIME FOR THE EXTRA POINT.
[GROANING.]
YES! GOT HIM! HA HA! THAT'S TWO DOWN AND FOUR TO GO.
IT'S TIME WE PENALIZED THIS GUY.
- I AGREE.
- LET'S DO IT! [BOTH YELLING.]
HUTT 1, HUTT 2! HIYAH! OHH! HIYAH! [GROANS.]
OH, NO! IT'S TIME I ENDED THIS QUARTER.
[GRUNTING.]
HEY, ROCKY, GET HIM! YES! [YELLING.]
[CAWING.]
COME ON, COME ON! EENIE MEANIE MINIE MO, I THINK YOU'LL BE THE NEXT TO GO.
WHOA! BOMBS AWAY.
AISHA, STEP ASIDE! [GRUNTS.]
[GROANING.]
AND AT HALFTIME, THE SCORE IS 9 TO NOTHING, IN FAVOR OF THE VISITING TEAM.
[LAUGHING.]
RED RANGER, IT'S LOOKS LIKE YOUR SEASON IS OVER.
ZORDON, THIS IS ROCKY.
I'M THE ONLY RANGER LEFT.
I NEED TO COME BACK TO THE COMMAND CENTER.
HEY, YOU FORGOT TO TELL HIM ABOUT ALL THE NICE FOOTBALLS I MADE.
I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE.
HE CAN'T LEAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME.
IT'S BAD SPORTSMANSHIP.
WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO THE LOCKER ROOM AND PLAN HIS DEMISE FOR THE SECOND HALF.
ZORDON, HOW AM I GOING TO DEFEAT THIS MONSTER ALONE? THE CENTIBACK MONSTER IS A FIENDISH CREATION.
IT IS NOT LIKELY YOU CAN DEFEAT HIM WITHOUT THE OTHERS' ASSISTANCE.
AI YI YI! THEN HOW WILL WE STOP THE MONSTER? ROCKY DOESN'T HAVE ANY HELP.
HEY, THOSE FOOTBALLS EMIT AN ENERGY WAVE, RIGHT? RIGHT.
MAYBE WE CAN TURN THE BEAM UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS AND REVERSE THE SPELL.
ROCKY'S CORRECT.
INVERTING THE FOOTBALLS' ENERGY WAVES COULD CANCEL THE SPELL.
[ALARM BLARING.]
THE MONSTER HAS MOVED ALL THE FOOTBALLS TO THE MOUNTAINS OUTSIDE ANGEL GROVE.
AI YI YI! MY WEATHER SCANNER SHOWS A SNOW STORM IS MOVING IN.
INVERTING THE ENERGY WAVE WON'T WORK WITH INTERFERENCE.
RED RANGER, TO ASSIST YOU IN THIS MOST DIFFICULT SITUATION, IT IS IMPERATIVE TO SUMMON NINJOR.
DID SOMEONE SAY NINJOR? NINJOR, THE OTHER RANGERS HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO FOOTBALLS.
- WE HAVE TO RESCUE THEM.
- FOOTBALL'S MY FAVORITE SPORT.
HOME RUNS AND BASKETS AND THESE DEVICES REVERSE THE ENERGY FIELDS.
SHOULDN'T WE GET GOING? BACK TO ACTION! HIYAH! [GRUNTS.]
LOOKS LIKE THE STORM'S ON ITS WAY.
AND IT'S COLD ENOUGH TO SNOW.
ARE YOU BOYS LOOKING FOR ME? WE'RE GOING TO FORCE YOU TO FUMBLE.
THEN WE'LL CONTROL THE GAME.
TOUGH TALK FROM A GUY HOLDING A GARBAGE BIN.
YOU SURE HAVE HIGH AMBITIONS.
BUT I THINK I'LL HAVE YOU JOIN YOUR LOWLY FRIENDS INSTEAD.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, CENTIBACK, NOW THAT I CAN REVERSE THE SPELL.
YEAH.
IT'S FIFTH AND DOWN FOR YOU, BUDDY.
NO, THAT'S FOURTH AND LONG.
UH, YEAH.
WHAT HE SAID.
AH, STICK A PIN IN IT.
[YELLS.]
HERE IT COMES.
HAH! ALL RIGHT! YEAH! - GIVE ME BACK MY BALL, NOW! - SURE.
HUH? [ALL YELLING.]
SUCCESS.
ALPHA, IT WORKED.
FOUR OF THEM ARE FREE.
I'M TELEPORTING THEM BACK TO THE FOOTBALL FIELD NOW.
OKAY.
[ALL MUTTERING.]
WELL, THEY MAY BE GONE, BUT YOU'RE HERE, AND THERE'S STILL TIME ON THE CLOCK FOR ME TO EXECUTE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLAYS.
- [YELLS.]
- [LAUGHING.]
- TWO POINTS.
- YEAH! HEY, FELLAS, YOU'RE NOT PLAYING FAIR.
- GIVE ME MY BALL BACK.
- AS YOU WISH.
[ALL GRUNTING.]
OH, MAN, THAT'S ONE EXPERIENCE I WON'T SOON FORGET.
WELL, I'M ALL HERE.
EVERYBODY OKAY? - YEAH.
THINK SO.
- YOU OKAY? - I'M FINE TOO.
- GREAT, SABA.
PENALTY.
TOO MANY RANGERS ON THE FIELD.
- WAY TO GO! - DUNK.
THE RANGERS ARE FREE! [HUFFS.]
WE'VE GOT TO TURN THIS GAME AROUND.
LET'S SEE HOW THEY DO WITH THE ECONOMY SIZE.
YEAH! [YELLING.]
[WIND BLOWING.]
[ALL GRUNTING.]
HEY, RANGERS, LET'S PLAY SOME TOUCH FOOTBALL.
- WE NEED BACKUP.
- NO KIDDING.
WHAT SAY WE HAVE A SCRIMMAGE SO I CAN FINISH YOU OFF? WE'RE GIVING YOU A TWO-MINUTE WARNING.
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
[ALL.]
WE NEED NINJAZORD POWER NOW! BLACK FROG NINJAZORD, POWER UP! [CROAKING.]
BLUE WOLF NINJAZORD, POWER UP! [HOWLING.]
YELLOW BEAR NINJAZORD, POWER UP! [GROWLING.]
PINK CRANE NINJAZORD, POWER UP! [SCREECHING.]
RED APE NINJAZORD, POWER UP! [ROARING.]
WHITE NINJA FALCONZORD, POWER UP! # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS # I KNOW A GREAT UTILITY PLAYER.
ME! [LAUGHING.]
ENOUGH SHOWBOATING.
LET'S DO IT! [LAUGHING.]
[YELLING.]
[LAUGHING.]
UH-HUH.
HO-HO! [LAUGHING.]
LISTEN UP, YOU OVER-PUFFED PIECE OF POLYSTYRENE.
YOUR RUSHING DAYS ARE OVER.
I'M GOING TO STOP YOU COLD.
NO FAIR, MAN! THAT'S DOUBLE-TEAMING! WRONG SIZE.
# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # [ROARS.]
# GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # HIYAH! # GO, GO, POWER RANGERS # # MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS # [LAUGHS.]
WE DID IT! MASTER, THE RANGERS AND NINJOR HAVE DESTROYED THE CENTIBACK.
[HUFFS.]
I TOLD YOU IT WOULDN'T WORK.
ME? WHOSE STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO CREATE A FOOTBALL MONSTER? OH, DEAR.
YOU SHOULDN'T BLAME EACH OTHER FOR WHAT HAPPENED.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
IT WAS YOUR FAULT.
- IT WAS YOUR FAULT.
YOUR THE ONE WHO MADE THAT MONSTER! - [YELLING.]
- YOUR MONSTERS NEVER WORK! THAT WAS A REALLY WEIRD EXPERIENCE, YOU GUYS.
WE CERTAINLY GOT A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS.
GUESS WHAT? ALLEN DOESN'T HAVE TO QUIT THE TEAM.
ALL RIGHT! WOW.
THAT'S EXCELLENT, ALLEN.
WHAT HAPPENED? I TOLD MR.
HEALY ABOUT MY PROBLEMS IN SCHOOL, AND HE DID THE REST.
[CHATTERING.]
- SKULLOVICH, BULKMEIER! - [YELLS.]
[BOTH.]
YES, SIR! HEY, BULKY, IS THAT ONE OF THE MONSTER'S FOOTBALLS, HUH? - YEAH! - AAHH! WHY WEREN'T YOU TWO AT THE FOOTBALL FIELD? SIR, WE WERE TURNED INTO FOOTBALLS, SIR.
WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, SOME KIND OF NUMBSKULL? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, BOYS, BUT IT'S THE LAST TIME THAT YOU'LL EVER RECEIVE CELEBRITY DUTY.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU'LL GET CROSSING GUARD DUTY! [BOTH.]
YES, SIR.
OH, AND TAKE THIS BACK TO THE FIELD.
[WHIMPERING.]
[YELLING.]
[LAUGHTER.]
[KIMBERLY.]
SO, MR.
HEALY, WHAT EXACTLY IS ALLEN'S PROBLEM? ALLEN'S PROBLEM SOUNDED A LOT LIKE MINE, SO I TOOK HIM OVER TO THE HIGH SCHOOL LEARNING RESOURCE CENTER TO BE TESTED.
IT TURNS OUT I HAVE A LEARNING DISORDER CALLED DYSLEXIA.
THE CENTER SAID MANY PEOPLE ARE DYSLEXIC.
I'M DYSLEXIC TOO.
WHEN WE'RE UNDER STRESS, WE TEND TO INTERPRET NUMBERS AND LETTERS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY THAN OTHER PEOPLE.
NOT ALL TEACHERS RECOGNIZE THE PROBLEM.
AND NOW WE KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
MR.
WILTON SAID HE KNOWS WAYS TO HELP.
HE SAID MY GRADES WILL REALLY IMPROVE.
AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TO QUIT THE TEAM.
[CHEERING.]
DOWN.
SET.
HUTT.
HEY.
YOU GUYS, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.
WHOA! NEXT TIME I FIGHT THE RANGERS, I'LL FOOL THEM WITH MY FANCY FOOTWORK.
UNBELIEVABLE.
WHOA! I'M JUST A FAST-FOOTED FOOTBALL FIEND.
[LAUGHING.]
HE LOOKS LIKE A WARTHOG WITH A HOTFOOT.
HOTFOOT? DID YOU SAY HOTFOOT? I JUST LOVE HOTFOOTS.
IF YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, I'LL GIVE THE RANGERS A HOTFOOT THEY'LL NEVER FORGET.
AND I'M THE ONE TO DO IT.
AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK.
OH, GIVE IT A REST, WILL YOU?