Amphibia (2019) s03e12 Episode Script

1
[frogs croaking]
[grunting]
[chuckling]
Listen up, soldiers.
The Marauders have intercepted
our latest shipment of weapons.
-[booing]
-How could they?
Sorry. [chuckles] Marauders?
A gang of dirty, anarchist frogs
who don't work for Andrias
or the rebellion.
They hijack caravans,
raid villages for scraps
and are basically a huge,
unwashed thorn in my side.
Can't we just smack 'em down?
There are too many of 'em to take head-on.
-Bingo.
-Whoa.
So, we're gonna sneak into their camp
and steal our stuff back.
-Diabolical.
-Thieving from the thieves?
I love dramatic irony!
Croaker, you and your team
come up with the battle strategy.
Me and Anne are gonna go grab the gear.
-Hmm.
-[chirps]
All right,
you miserable layabouts, listen up.
[clears throat] Uh, hey.
Before we start,
does anyone want a Post-it note?
Can't have a good meeting
without Post-it notes.
[sighs] Okay, here's the plan.
Loggle and Maddie, you're with me.
Wally and Toadie, you're on offense.
We keep the pressure on until Anne
and Sasha are out with the goods.
Now gear up. We leave in three!
-Um, Mrs. Croaker?
-[feet screech]
As much as
I'd like to be on offense with Wally,
I'd be much more comfortable as the--
Lookout! Again?
Toadie, this is our team's sixth mission,
and all you ever wanna do is organize
the meetings and be the lookout!
[chuckles] It's what I'm good at!
Direct physical confrontation,
not so much.
[screams] Oh, my gosh! I blew up Maddie!
You wish. Sup?
[screams]
Listen, Toadie. The world has changed,
and we've had to change with it.
[grunting]
[whistling]
Don't you wanna
step out of your comfort zone,
become something more than
the vest-wearing pencil pusher
you've always been?
But my comfort zone is so comfy.
Well, I think
you're capable of so much more.
[grunts]
[grunts, inhales]
Nope! Back to the comfort zone!
Huh?
[wind whistling]
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
Who cares? Let's get our stuff and go.
-[cackles]
-[shouts]
[Marauder] We got you.
They fell for it. Get 'em!
Shoot! Head for the rendezvous!
-[metal clangs]
-[both grunt]
[clamoring]
[grunting]
Whew!
That was clo-- Oh, no!
Where's everybody else?
[marauders chuckling]
The others got caught!
We gotta get back down there.
[Sasha] Absolutely not.
What? Why not?
We might just get captured ourselves,
and the resistance
can't lose both its leaders.
Then what do we do?
Just wait. Croaker's team is pretty tough.
There's a chance
they'll escape on their own.
[sighs]
Fine. What should we do till then?
We'll train.
[cackling]
Well, well, what do we have here?
Barry? The candy man?
You run the Marauders?
Dang right, I do.
Turns out
I've got a sweet tooth for anarchy.
What are you gonna do with us, you sicko?
We're going to
sell you sugarplums to Andrias's army.
They pay extra for resistance frogs.
-[all gasp]
-You help Andrias?
What are you, insane?
Look around you, toots.
The whole world is insane,
but that's suits us, don't it, Brian?
I used to be a tax accountant.
Now I drink the blood of my enemies
and eat dessert for breakfast.
See? Turns out the end of the world
is sweet! [cackles]
[all cackling]
Well, nothing left to do
but accept our fate.
Anyone want a Post-it note for their will?
[sobbing] No! I'm too beautiful to die!
Get it together! Here's the plan:
I'll get a guard's attention
and take him out.
Maddie, unlock the cell.
Toadie and I
will take the Marauders on the ground
while you all get the stolen weapons.
Then Wally blasts us an exit.
-Got it?
-[all] Got it!
Uh, Mrs. C.?
[shouts] Fine! Toadie, you're the lookout!
Now let's do this.
Excuse me, youngster.
I'm a little confused. Where am I?
Back off the bars, lady.
You're in Marauder jail.
Now, if I've been helpful to you,
can you please fill out this comment card?
[growls]
[shouts] G-G-Guys. Incoming. Incoming.
Uh, come on, Toadie.
You can do this. [inhales]
Excuse me, sir,
but I am going to ask you kindly
to please stop what you are doing.
Hey, that wasn't so har--
Shut up, tadpole.
[Toadie screams]
[grunts]
Oh, that's not good.
[both grunting]
[groans] Haven't we waited long enough?
We've gotta get down there.
[chuckles] Come on, Anne.
It hasn't even been 30 minutes.
Give it a little more time.
-[swords clinking]
-[both grunting]
Easy for you to say.
What do you mean by that?
I-It's nothing.
On your left.
[all cackling]
[sighs] I knew I should have stayed
in the old comfort zone.
Instead, I made things worse.
Oh, man. She's out cold.
-We need a plan, and we need it now.
-So what do we do?
I could craft dolls to curse the Marauders
in a few hours or days.
What if we just did a bunch of push-ups
to get the brain juices flowing?
I've got it.
Just get me to the boomshrooms.
-And then?
-That's it.
Just get me to the boomshrooms.
What were we talking about again?
I just need a strand of their hair!
I knew I should have
brought me own boomshrooms!
-I've got a barrel of them.
-Or a toenail.
Um, guys. Only one speaker at a time.
You can't be productive,
if you're not organized!
Guys. Guys!
Aw. Look who it is. The tadpole.
You having a good time?
-Ooh, what do we have here?
-[gasps]
-[cackles]
-[whimpers]
No!
[cackles] And thanks for the souvenir.
[gasps] That is it!
[roars] Croaker was right!
It's time for a change.
Time for me to be uncomfortable! [growls]
-[grunts]
-Oh, not again.
-[Wally, Loggle] Wow.
-He's possessed.
Forget organized and productive meetings,
we just need to get it together.
Loggle, let's put those muscles
to good use.
Start digging!
Maddie, you navigate us
to the stolen weapons.
Wally, when we get there,
you will use a few boomshrooms
to cause a distraction so we can get away!
What about you?
Me? I'm the lookout.
As in look out for my fist!
I'll be the guy who makes sure
this all goes according to plan. Got it?
[all] Yes, sir!
Enough with the slapping!
[growls]
Ach, it's kind of hard to tell
where we're going.
[whispering]
[all laughing]
[laughs]
[shouts]
[both grunting]
Look, Anne, I'm telling you,
we just have to wait.
Wait? My friends are in trouble,
and here we are sparring.
That's because we can't risk--
Getting captured. I know. I get it.
And I know they're just soldiers to you,
but to me they're everything.
Anne, it isn't like that.
-What was that?
-That's our cue.
Come on. It's go time.
-[Marauder screams]
-[Loggle shouts]
-Huh?
-What the…
When you're in a meeting,
bring some pens and notepad!
-[screams, grunts]
-[grunts]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-[chuckles]
-[shouts]
Oh, gumdrops! Not again!
Get back here, tadpole!
[both grunting]
[groans]
I'll be taking this back.
Whoa! Toadie! Where'd you get those moves?
It's actually how I dress the mayor
every morning.
Now, let's go!
Boink! [beeps]
[screaming]
Wow, Toadie. Great work out there.
Savage stuff.
Thanks, commander.
Huh. Impressive, Toadie.
I always knew you had it in you.
-Not me.
-You kidding?
I'm still in shock.
Wow. You were right.
Looks like they could handle themselves.
Hey, uh, about what I said back there…
It's okay, but believe me,
I do care about these frogs. A lot.
We've been through some serious stuff
together when you were gone.
[all laughing]
But being in charge
means making tough calls.
And sometimes you have to stop
and remember to have faith
in the people around you.
You taught me that.
Thanks, Sash.
[all groaning]
Aw, man.
They took all our stuff. Even our food!
[groans]
This couldn't possibly get any worse.
What are we gonna eat now?
-Mmm.
-[chuckles]
Holy… [crows]
[frogs croaking]
[grunts]
[fly buzzing]
All right, team.
We've been on a roll lately.
Destroying factories,
taking down Marauders…
[cheering]
…but don't even think about celebrating.
[blows party horn]
All of this is barely a dent
in Andrias's armor.
And if we don't act fast, he'll be ready
to invade other worlds soon.
We need an actual plan. Ideas, go!
-Uh…
-Hmm.
What if we had free bagels
Fridays and Mondays?
Oh, you mean to defeat Andrias?
-Oh! I almost forgot.
-D'oh!
While we were back home, we saw this old
vase with Amphibian writing on it.
[beeps]
Let's see. It says,
"Seek the mother of Olms.
She will guide you to your destiny."
Cryptic. What's it mean?
We don't know.
But we found this message on Earth,
so it must be important.
I'm sure if we find Mother Olm,
she'll have all the answers.
[chuckles]
All of this isn't much to go on.
Plus, no one's seen an Olm for decades.
We have!
Lysil and Angwin.
The Olms that almost ate us
in Quarreler's Pass.
Huh. Anyone know any friendlier,
less-murderous Olms?
[all] I don't know.
Murderous Olms it is.
[bird shrieking]
Never thought we'd be here again.
Hey! That wasn't there before.
[whirring]
Ugh. Yikes. Go low, Joe.
[shrieks]
So, how do we get these Olms to come out?
Hmm.
Ow! Hey! Cut it out!
Yes, good! Whine louder!
[echoing]
[rumbling]
-[all gasp]
-[sniffs]
Hey! It's those squabbling frog siblings.
This time we're going to actually eat you.
And your little friends too!
[all shout]
Sure. Go ahead and eat us.
We'll just carve our way out
of your stomachs.
Whoa. Okay. Point taken.
Literally.
We just wanna talk to you.
Do you guys know the Mother of Olms?
[gasps] How do you know about Mother Olm?
You dum-dum! Now they know we know her.
You're the dum-dum!
Hey, guys, focus.
[clears throat] Sorry, sorry.
Mother Olm is the oldest,
wisest Olm in the world.
Keeper of ancient secrets and prophecies.
She lives in our homeland,
the subterranean city of Proteus.
Can you take us there?
We could, but it would be pointless.
Olms are famously suspicious of outsiders.
They'd never let you inside.
Plus, we're sorta banished.
What? Why?
One time we were on night watch
and, well, we started arguing.
Because we were distracted,
a swarm of troglobites snuck past us
and nearly destroyed Proteus.
Not our finest moment.
Wait.
They threw you out after one mistake?
That's totally not fair!
Everyone deserves a second chance.
[clears throat] Well, the fate of Amphibia
may rest on us finding the Mother of Olms.
If you take us to Proteus,
you'd have a hand in saving the world.
Then the Olms would have to
take you back, right?
No, probably not.
But we don't have
anything better to do, so…
That's the spirit. Ish.
Whoa.
What are these?
It's how we communicate.
Cool! What does it say?
"Steve's a jerk"?
Come on. We're almost there.
Welcome to Proteus.
-[Anne] So cool.
-[Hop Pop] Amazing!
Halt! [sniffs]
Lysil, Angwin,
what are you two doing here?
You're exiled.
[sniffs] You brought strangers?
Ooh, Parisia is not going to like this.
Parisia?
She presides over Proteus.
Is she a warm, sweet-natured Olm
who will help us any way she can?
You're about to find out. Now move.
Whoa.
-[rumbling]
-Huh?
Sprig, what did you do?
It wasn't him.
Mysterious earthquakes have been
wreaking havoc on the city for weeks.
Water is being diverted,
tunnels have become blocked,
sunlight has even seeped in.
Sunlight? No!
-[sizzling]
-[groans]
Have you gone out
to investigate the cause?
Or asked the surface dwellers for help?
We can't go above ground.
We'll burn alive.
Plus, we don't associate
with your kind if we can help it.
Indeed. Insularity is how we Olms survive.
Fewer friends, sure. But also fewer foes.
I am Parisia. What do you want, outsiders?
We've come to see Mother Olm.
Mother Olm? How do you know-- [sniffs]
You two!
I should have known you were involved.
For bringing outsiders here,
you shall be punished severely.
You should be thanking them.
King Andrias is gonna destroy Amphibia
if we don't join together and stop him.
That's none of our concern.
We will thrive down here
as we always have.
By keeping our snouts
out of other species business.
-[rocks crashing]
-[rumbling]
[Olms screaming]
It's probably that giant drill we saw.
Andrias must be mining for something.
Got to be iron ore.
Proteus is built on a huge deposit of it.
He must want it
to build more war machines.
A giant drill? War machines?
[laughs] Preposterous.
These natural tremors are nothing more
than common earthquakes.
-Makes sense to me.
-Uh-huh.
But what about the sunlight?
How do you explain that?
Silence!
Guards, dispose of these outsiders.
-What about us?
-Give us a second chance!
No second chances.
This is the Olm way.
And stay out.
[Lysil, Angwin sigh]
Hey. I know what it's like
to make a huge mistake you regret.
I'm still fighting to make up for it.
And I hope you won't give up either.
-[sighs] We'll try.
-Easier said than done.
-[rumbling]
-[gasps]
The drill! [grunts]
-It must be getting close to the city.
-[grunts]
We have to do something! [grunts]
Come on. I know a shortcut to the surface.
Phew. You didn't say
the shortcut was full of stank beetles.
Don't worry.
You'll stop smelling in five days.
Or was it five years?
All right, team. Attack plan epsilon.
What about us? We wanna help too.
The sunlight's too strong.
Just wait here. We got this.
All right, Plantars. Let's go.
[computer] Reaching Proteus in ten, nine…
-This thing's on autopilot.
-…eight, seven, six…
Everyone try to find a way
to shut it down.
[beeping]
[alarm blares]
Oh, crud. It needs a password.
Any guesses?
Try 12345!
-[alarm blares]
-Eh, worth a shot.
[computer] Five, four, three, two…
Ugh! We're out of time.
It sounds like they're in trouble.
We can't just sit here.
Finally something we agree on. Come on!
-[sizzling]
-[both groan]
[both] For Proteus!
-[sizzling]
-[both groaning]
[both screaming]
Lysil, Angwin, what are you doing?
What we have to.
-Angwin, you ready?
-Ready!
[screams]
[both screaming]
Hold fast, Lysil!
You too, Angwin.
It's coming down. Run!
[all screaming]
[all groaning]
Everyone okay?
Lysil? Angwin? Oh, no.
[groaning]
Guys, are you okay?
I can't believe
you dove into the drill like that.
It was the only way to save the city.
Proteus will always be our home.
Even if we don't live in it.
[sniffing]
Gonna be real hard
to deny the existence of that drill now.
-This doesn't prove anything.
-[all] What?
How do I know you didn't fake this?
Look at Lysil and Angwin.
They nearly killed themselves
to protect you and your dumb city.
Did they? Maybe they injured themselves
on purpose
to make it look like they protected us.
-Yeah.
-That's right.
[chattering]
You two,
get these outsiders out of our city.
Argh!
You are the biggest moron I have ever met!
-[echoing]
-Excuse me?
Whoa. Sash,
I don't think that's a good i--
I don't care anymore, Anne!
Lysil and Angwin bent over backwards
to prove they deserved a second chance.
But this snooty despot
and her crummy town aren't worth it.
Come on, guys.
If these idiots wanna perish in denial,
that's their business.
Let's get out of here.
Hmm.
Don't worry, you two.
If this city won't have you,
Wartwood will.
-We will?
-[Parisia] Not so fast!
You dare insult Parisia,
the guardian of Proteus,
who has ruled over the city
for thousands of years?
Impressive.
You've all got guts.
-Especially the fur-clad one.
-[all] Huh?
I haven't been yelled at like that
for about 500 years,
and it kinda shook me up.
I don't know what's going on topside,
but maybe it's better
to be safe than sorry.
You shall meet Mother Olm.
Hang on. What about Lysil and Angwin?
Ugh. Fine.
They shall be granted access to the city.
-Yes! You won't be sorry!
-Yay!
Under constant supervision.
-Boo.
-Oh, that's lame.
Oof. Oh, okay.
-Thank you so much.
-We appreciate it.
Yes, yes. Don't make me regret it.
Now then, follow me.
Mother awaits.
[theme song playing]
[Anne laughs]
[Hop Pop] Whoo-hoo! Baby ♪
-[Sprig vocalizes]
-[Hop Pop] Whoa!
-[Polly screams]
-[Anne] Baby!
[Sprig vocalizes]
[Anne vocalizes] Ba-ba-ba-baby ♪
[song ends]