Goosebumps (1995) s03e12 Episode Script
312 - Perfect School (2)
Viewer, beware.
You're in for a scare.
Ultimate Goosebumps.
Riley.
You're home early.
You should be congratulating me on my creativity.
Most brothers would have just jumped out of the closet and yelled "Boo.
" You scared poor Riley to death.
Come on, Mom.
You're not really gonna send me away, are you? Did you read the brochure? "The Perfect School.
Why settle for anything less than perfect?" Good luck, son.
Goodbye, sweetie.
I hope you learn something from this experience.
Gentlemen, your days of disobedience and troublemaking have come to an end.
From this moment forward, you'll do what you are told, when you are told.
Do not speak unless spoken to, do not move unless directed.
Welcome to the Perfect School.
No one's escaped from the Perfect School.
And no one ever will.
This is your headmaster, Mr.
O'Connor.
Open the door.
That was you last night, wasn't it? You were the one who tried to escape.
Mom, it's me.
You got to get me out of here.
There's a lot of really freaky stuff going on here.
Hello, Mrs.
O'Connor, this is the headmaster.
I just want to reassure you that we're doing everything possible to change Brian.
Height, 64".
Brown eyes, brown hair chin, 3".
Chest is chest, 37".
Arm length, uh, 21".
Brian, are you awake? Brian, you awake? Brian.
Brian, you awake? Man, you totally overslept.
You gotta be in class in 5 minutes.
They measured me, they weighed me.
They took my fingerprints.
Pretty weird dream, man.
You shouldn't eat before you go to bed.
I don't know.
It didn't feel like a dream.
Yeah, it's good.
Heh, thanks.
How long did it take you to do this? About 3 hours.
I like it.
Great story.
Check out the teacher's pet.
Very good, Joe.
May I go get a drink, please? Go.
That guy is a total kiss-up.
You said it.
No talking.
I bet he's a spy.
I was thinking the same thing.
That's it! What are you doing here? They sent you to spy on me? Spy on you? What are you talking about? I took too long getting a drink and the guardian got mad.
How stupid do you think I am? I don't know.
How stupid are you? You are not fooling anyone, ok? Me and C.
J.
figured it out.
Oh, you did, huh? Look, you think I've been all warm and friendly with these guys 'cause I'm working for them? Man, I'm a better actor than I thought.
What are you talking about? Ever heard the phrase: "Go along to get along"? Can't say that I have.
Look, they think I love it here.
They say I'm the most cooperative student they've ever had.
And do you know what? I'm the last person they'd ever expect expect to escape from this place.
You're gonna escape.
Tonight.
Want to come with me? Why? So you can rat on me? Forget it.
I told you, I'm not on their side.
Brian O'Connor.
You, I'd expect to see here.
But Joe I'm surprised at you.
You've made such tremendous progress, unlike some.
Hey.
Hello.
Where are you? There's gotta be a way out of here.
Unauthorized computer access in Section D.
I'm on my way, over.
Nursery? Access denied? What are you guys hiding? Ok.
Let's see what they got on me.
I'm almost done? It's all clear.
It must have been a system malfunction.
Over.
Hmm.
Ok? Yes, sir.
Psst, C.
J.
I thought you were in the headmaster's office.
I was.
I got to the computer system.
What? Yeah.
And it said my program was almost finished.
Great.
That means you get to go home soon.
Yeah, right.
You seen what the kids look like who come out of here? I don't wanna end up like that.
Do you? I gotta get out of here now.
Well, if you're going, I'm going with you.
Cool.
I knew I could count on you.
Meet me in the laundry room.
We'll hide in a pile of clothes.
When they come to pick up the laundry in the morning, they'll take us with them.
It's like in the movies.
They're gonna be looking for me.
I need a distraction.
One distraction coming up.
Hey! He did it.
You! You're history! Fight, fight, fight! All you guys are going on report, if you don't stop that right now! Now, as for you, Mr.
O'Connor Sir, we have a fight in Sector A.
Brian O'Connor.
He's got to be somewhere.
Yeah.
We'll find him.
- Section D all clear.
- Now in Section E.
What is this place? Brian, what's wrong? I know how they do it.
How they do what? How they create the perfect kid.
They're cloning us.
The voices.
They're the real kids.
They must be locked away downstairs.
They send the replacements home with the parents.
That's impossible.
No! No, it's not! They did it with sheep over in Scotland.
These guys, they just took it a step further.
How do you know all this? I saw my clone.
He's in a tank in there.
They're growing him right now to replace me.
We can't wait for the laundry.
We got to go now.
Come on, I think I know a way.
Where are we going? Trust me.
You're not going anywhere.
What? The laundry truck just left without you.
Say hello to your new roommates you should be more careful who you trust, Brian.
You were watching me right from the start, weren't you? Joe's not the spy, you are.
Look on the bright side.
Your parents are gonna get what they always wanted.
The perfect kid.
Your clone's almost ready.
Get back here! No! Let go of me! Get back here! Don't fight it, Brian.
It's good to be perfect.
You're not going anywhere.
Except back to the lock up with the rest of them.
Anyone for more desert? Oh, not me.
I'm stuffed.
Riley.
No, thanks, Mom.
Brian! No, thanks, Mom.
That was a wonderful dinner.
Can I help you with the dishes? I can't get over the change in you.
No, thanks, honey.
That's ok.
I'll get them.
May I please be excused? You may.
Let me know if you need any help with your homework.
I liked him better the other way.
Food! I'm so hungry.
Come on, just give us something.
You got to get me out of here.
I keep telling you.
The real Brian shoved me in here and took my spot.
I am the clone.
Brian O'Connor's clone! Yeah.
I'm a clone, too.
Come on, you got to get me out of here.
Come on, please.
You got to get me out of here.
I'm Joe Roberts' clone! We're all clones.
Let us all out! We're all clones.
We are! We want to sleep! Nice try.
I'm stuck.
What happened? Someone put glue on my chair.
Really? Why would someone do that on purpose? Must have been an accident.
Operation rescue.
Don't worry, guys.
I'll get you out of there.
If it's the last thing I do, I'll get you out of there.
You're in for a scare.
Ultimate Goosebumps.
Riley.
You're home early.
You should be congratulating me on my creativity.
Most brothers would have just jumped out of the closet and yelled "Boo.
" You scared poor Riley to death.
Come on, Mom.
You're not really gonna send me away, are you? Did you read the brochure? "The Perfect School.
Why settle for anything less than perfect?" Good luck, son.
Goodbye, sweetie.
I hope you learn something from this experience.
Gentlemen, your days of disobedience and troublemaking have come to an end.
From this moment forward, you'll do what you are told, when you are told.
Do not speak unless spoken to, do not move unless directed.
Welcome to the Perfect School.
No one's escaped from the Perfect School.
And no one ever will.
This is your headmaster, Mr.
O'Connor.
Open the door.
That was you last night, wasn't it? You were the one who tried to escape.
Mom, it's me.
You got to get me out of here.
There's a lot of really freaky stuff going on here.
Hello, Mrs.
O'Connor, this is the headmaster.
I just want to reassure you that we're doing everything possible to change Brian.
Height, 64".
Brown eyes, brown hair chin, 3".
Chest is chest, 37".
Arm length, uh, 21".
Brian, are you awake? Brian, you awake? Brian.
Brian, you awake? Man, you totally overslept.
You gotta be in class in 5 minutes.
They measured me, they weighed me.
They took my fingerprints.
Pretty weird dream, man.
You shouldn't eat before you go to bed.
I don't know.
It didn't feel like a dream.
Yeah, it's good.
Heh, thanks.
How long did it take you to do this? About 3 hours.
I like it.
Great story.
Check out the teacher's pet.
Very good, Joe.
May I go get a drink, please? Go.
That guy is a total kiss-up.
You said it.
No talking.
I bet he's a spy.
I was thinking the same thing.
That's it! What are you doing here? They sent you to spy on me? Spy on you? What are you talking about? I took too long getting a drink and the guardian got mad.
How stupid do you think I am? I don't know.
How stupid are you? You are not fooling anyone, ok? Me and C.
J.
figured it out.
Oh, you did, huh? Look, you think I've been all warm and friendly with these guys 'cause I'm working for them? Man, I'm a better actor than I thought.
What are you talking about? Ever heard the phrase: "Go along to get along"? Can't say that I have.
Look, they think I love it here.
They say I'm the most cooperative student they've ever had.
And do you know what? I'm the last person they'd ever expect expect to escape from this place.
You're gonna escape.
Tonight.
Want to come with me? Why? So you can rat on me? Forget it.
I told you, I'm not on their side.
Brian O'Connor.
You, I'd expect to see here.
But Joe I'm surprised at you.
You've made such tremendous progress, unlike some.
Hey.
Hello.
Where are you? There's gotta be a way out of here.
Unauthorized computer access in Section D.
I'm on my way, over.
Nursery? Access denied? What are you guys hiding? Ok.
Let's see what they got on me.
I'm almost done? It's all clear.
It must have been a system malfunction.
Over.
Hmm.
Ok? Yes, sir.
Psst, C.
J.
I thought you were in the headmaster's office.
I was.
I got to the computer system.
What? Yeah.
And it said my program was almost finished.
Great.
That means you get to go home soon.
Yeah, right.
You seen what the kids look like who come out of here? I don't wanna end up like that.
Do you? I gotta get out of here now.
Well, if you're going, I'm going with you.
Cool.
I knew I could count on you.
Meet me in the laundry room.
We'll hide in a pile of clothes.
When they come to pick up the laundry in the morning, they'll take us with them.
It's like in the movies.
They're gonna be looking for me.
I need a distraction.
One distraction coming up.
Hey! He did it.
You! You're history! Fight, fight, fight! All you guys are going on report, if you don't stop that right now! Now, as for you, Mr.
O'Connor Sir, we have a fight in Sector A.
Brian O'Connor.
He's got to be somewhere.
Yeah.
We'll find him.
- Section D all clear.
- Now in Section E.
What is this place? Brian, what's wrong? I know how they do it.
How they do what? How they create the perfect kid.
They're cloning us.
The voices.
They're the real kids.
They must be locked away downstairs.
They send the replacements home with the parents.
That's impossible.
No! No, it's not! They did it with sheep over in Scotland.
These guys, they just took it a step further.
How do you know all this? I saw my clone.
He's in a tank in there.
They're growing him right now to replace me.
We can't wait for the laundry.
We got to go now.
Come on, I think I know a way.
Where are we going? Trust me.
You're not going anywhere.
What? The laundry truck just left without you.
Say hello to your new roommates you should be more careful who you trust, Brian.
You were watching me right from the start, weren't you? Joe's not the spy, you are.
Look on the bright side.
Your parents are gonna get what they always wanted.
The perfect kid.
Your clone's almost ready.
Get back here! No! Let go of me! Get back here! Don't fight it, Brian.
It's good to be perfect.
You're not going anywhere.
Except back to the lock up with the rest of them.
Anyone for more desert? Oh, not me.
I'm stuffed.
Riley.
No, thanks, Mom.
Brian! No, thanks, Mom.
That was a wonderful dinner.
Can I help you with the dishes? I can't get over the change in you.
No, thanks, honey.
That's ok.
I'll get them.
May I please be excused? You may.
Let me know if you need any help with your homework.
I liked him better the other way.
Food! I'm so hungry.
Come on, just give us something.
You got to get me out of here.
I keep telling you.
The real Brian shoved me in here and took my spot.
I am the clone.
Brian O'Connor's clone! Yeah.
I'm a clone, too.
Come on, you got to get me out of here.
Come on, please.
You got to get me out of here.
I'm Joe Roberts' clone! We're all clones.
Let us all out! We're all clones.
We are! We want to sleep! Nice try.
I'm stuck.
What happened? Someone put glue on my chair.
Really? Why would someone do that on purpose? Must have been an accident.
Operation rescue.
Don't worry, guys.
I'll get you out of there.
If it's the last thing I do, I'll get you out of there.