Lab Rats (2012) s03e12 Episode Script

Guys, the rupture is getting worse.
That's natural gas.
We have to fix that leak or it'll explode.
Go check the rest of the pipeline for cracks.
On it.
Oh, we have to move fast.
The whole pipe is unstable.
You ever wonder what it'd be like if we weren't bionic? What's like the first thing you'd do? Not get trapped in these stupid conversations.
You know what I would do if I wasn't bionic? Try to become bionic.
Can we just do this? Fine.
I'll seal the crack with my heat vision.
Yes, let's shoot blistering heat at highly flammable gas.
I just said that.
Were you not listening? Just let me contain it with my force field first.
It's only gonna hold it for a few seconds.
Go.
Pipe's secure.
Checked out 200 miles, All right, let's get out of here.
All right, grab on.
Actually I'm gonna take the bus.
Me too.
The world's first bionic super humans.
They're stronger than us, faster, smarter.
The next generation of the human race is Living in my basement? (Chattering) What's everybody looking at? A new viral video.
Guess what it's called.
"The world's first bionic humans.
" BOTH: What? Wait, there are other bionic people? Then why are we working so hard? She's talking about us.
Yeah, look.
That's yesterday's mission.
Somebody filmed us.
Your secret's out.
Everybody is gonna know you are bionic.
Never mind that.
Now I can't blackmail Daddy Big Bucks anymore.
My gravy train just ran right off the tracks! Everyone's looking at us.
Hey, quit your staring! Scram! So they're bionic.
Get to class before they mow you down with their finger missiles.
How could this happen? What are we gonna do? I don't know.
We're in big trouble.
Wait, I know how we can fix this.
We'll convince everyone the video was made with special effects, you know, like those fake videos Adam's always watching.
So "Giant baby eats Tokyo" is fake? (Sighing) I should have known.
Where are they gonna get a diaper that big? Leo, that might actually work.
Well, first we better go tell Mr.
Davenport.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Is "Giant baby eats London" fake, too, because I just sent 50 bucks to the victims' relief fund? Mr.
Davenport! We just heard.
What are we gonna do? I say we sell Chase to the circus and use the money to start our new life.
Big D, I know how we can spin this.
Oh, no, no, we're way past spinning, Leo.
That video is all over the news.
Experts have verified the footage wasn't manipulated.
People all over the world are freaking out.
Ah, of course, they are.
They just saw Chase in a skintight mission suit.
Douglas is right.
This is way too big to spin.
I can't believe this.
You guys are the biggest news story ever, and I got scooped! How could this happen? I don't know.
I did a thermal scan of the mission site.
No one was there.
Well, the footage from my Daven-Earth satellite says otherwise.
See.
Someone standing right there.
What? But I scanned the site.
Yeah, well, you missed a spot, and now the entire family is in danger.
Come on, Donny.
The kid made a mistake.
Could've happened to anyone.
Yeah, not really.
He's the only one who thermal scans.
So what's our next move? Give Tasha Davenport an exclusive interview.
It's my job to ask.
Don't worry, guys, I've prepared for this.
I've got a safe house in a secure location, you three will hide there.
It's got capsules, food, everything you'll need for a year's worth of survival.
A year? Well, 343 days.
After that, play rock-paper-scissors, and eat the loser.
In the meantime, I'm gonna hold a press conference, and prove to the world that you're not dangerous.
When they're ready to accept you, you'll come home.
Any questions? Yeah, I finally decided to whiten my teeth.
Wait, that's not a question.
So, yeah, no questions.
Everybody, get your stuff.
We leave in five minutes.
I feel bad, Donny.
It was my idea to put bionics in humans, and it's not fair for you to take all the heat.
Yeah, I know.
I'm-I'm only holding that press conference so I can blame everything on you.
I don't get it.
I know I scanned the mission site.
How did I not notice that girl? Yeah, it is weird.
Usually it's the girl who doesn't notice you.
You know what? I'm gonna check my chip log.
Guys, hurry up.
See, this is why I should have raised you.
Then you'd know how to abandon a building.
Aha, look.
Chase is right.
He did do a thermal scan at the mission site.
Yes! I knew it.
Still perfect! Hey, look.
The time codes match and that's the spot where the girl showed up on Big D's satellite footage, but on your chip log, she's nowhere to be found.
That's impossible.
Something weird is going on.
I'm gonna go tell Mr.
Davenport.
Good idea.
But leave out the part about being perfect.
It just makes people want to punch you in the face.
Adam, what are you doing? I don't want to lose touch with people, so I'm sending out an email blast with the address of our safe house.
Great.
While you do that, I'll tell Davenport that we need a new safe house.
Guys, where is Mr.
Davenport? He's still upstairs.
What's going on? I was right.
I did scan the site, but that girl didn't show up on my chip log.
So what does that mean? Go! Go! Go! (Indistinct shouting) Secure the perimeter.
Don't try anything.
We have more than enough firepower to take you down.
Hit the lights.
I need eyes on them.
All right.
Who are you? Why are you doing this? Quiet! I ask the questions.
We got them.
Bionic targets have been secured.
It is what I would say if I found them but I haven't.
Look, no, you've got it all wrong, we're not a threat.
You obviously saw the video of us fixing the pipeline.
We're on your team.
I'll decide whose team you're on.
Oh, you know what will help? If we do shirts and skins.
Come on, guys.
Keep your shirt on.
Fine, you be skins, I was just trying to be nice.
I know how you old guys are about showing your love handles.
(Footsteps approaching) Oh, hey.
Oh, hey.
I know my rights.
You cannot barge in here without a warrant.
Oh.
Aren't you just Mr.
Prepared? Mr.
Davenport, talk to them.
Tell them to let us go.
Guys, there's nothing I can do.
It's over.
We have to help them.
We don't stand a chance against those guys.
Well, then, I'll go rescue them myself.
The only way we can help them is if we don't get captured.
(Whirring) Look! They're coming in the elevator.
(Footsteps approaching) They're coming in the tunnel, too.
We're surrounded.
You want me to blow up the lab again? I'm good at it.
Let's make that plan B.
Well, what's plan A? This.
(Screaming) We'll hide here till we figure out our next move.
I know things are bad if school is my safe place.
Principal Perry? What are you doing in Bree's locker? Certainly not stealing stuff to sell at my bionic souvenir shop.
Ooh, I see you brought the one family member who doesn't disgust me.
Hello.
Principal Perry, we need your help.
Please call me Terry.
It's easy to remember because it rhymes with marry.
Yeah.
It's okay, I'd still like to call you principal because it rhymes with I have a girlfriend.
Special agents took over the house and have Adam, Bree and Chase in custody.
Put a sock in it! Mama's trying to get her groove back! It's true.
For all we know, they're being grilled by the feds right now.
No, no, no.
If the feds find out I was in on this, I'm cooked.
Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do.
Trade you two for my freedom.
No, no, no, no, please.
You're our only friend right now.
Well, who can say no to a man with such hairy knuckles? We don't think the bionic video was an accident.
This is the girl who did it.
Have you seen her? No, but email me the picture and I'll run it through our student-faculty database.
It's supposed to be used for transcripts, but I use it to play the ugly-face-ugly-name game.
Be back in a flash, my little love troll.
(Snorting) So, let's think about this.
The mission alert was for a pipeline that burst because of seismic activity at exactly Wait.
What's wrong? This geological website says there was no significant seismic activity yesterday.
That's weird.
Nothing came up on your gal.
The record says she doesn't exist.
But check out the horse face on this French teacher from Modesto.
Bonjour, Matilda Flart.
TOGETHER: Ahh! So no seismic activity, no trace of the girl.
I'm starting to think this whole mission was a setup.
If we could find evidence that that pipe was sabotaged, that would prove it.
Let's go check that mission site.
Wait! There's one other thing you should know.
The school board frowns on parents dating teachers, but let's be honest, you ain't no parent, I ain't no teacher.
(Grunting) Stop! I can't take it anymore! Ooh.
Man, you found giggle spots I didn't even know I had.
Well, this is fun.
I wonder how Mr.
Davenport's holding up.
He is the one who trained us how to handle interrogations.
I'm sure he's fine.
Why are you doing this to me? I'm a good man.
I'm a good, good-looking man.
Really? So far, I haven't seen proof of either.
Who are you anyway? Special Agent Graham.
I run a top-secret division that investigates abnormal global phenomena, you know, strange creatures, paranormal activity, unusual occurrences.
Wow.
So that stuff really exists.
Nope, none of it.
For ten years, I've been the joke of the entire agency, but not anymore.
Your freaks are gonna put me on the map.
They're not freaks, they're my family.
Really? According to your wife, your bionic "kids" have been kept in this basement for 15 years.
Okay.
First of all, technically speaking, they're not my kids, I stole them from my brother.
Secondly, it was 16 years.
And thirdly, I think I should probably talk to my lawyer.
So, you and Principal Perry.
I don't want to talk about it! Hey, check this out.
It looks like a super speed trail.
Yeah, you're right.
That couldn't be Bree's.
She went east.
These clearly point South.
Wait, isn't that the bush the girl was hiding behind? Yeah.
Well, if the trail isn't Bree's, then it must be hers.
Could she be bionic? Uh-uh, impossible.
The only other person with bionics is is Krane.
But how could Krane be the girl? Wait, did you give him a cyber mask? I might have.
Great! And I also might have given him a full body cyber cloak, too.
But he was only supposed to use it on Halloween.
Last year, we went as Brad and Angelina.
So the girl who took the video is actually Krane.
What do we do now? I don't know about you, but I'm slapping on a cyber mask and selling apples by the highway.
So far, your story checks out.
We haven't found any evidence the bionic subjects are being used for hostile purposes.
Ha! In your face, suit, which looks great on you, by the way.
How do you afford that on such a mediocre salary? Donald, don't annoy the man.
He drives a tank.
Great news, guys, they got nothing on you.
You're free to go.
I never said that.
Well, you don't have any evidence that they They're bionic humans.
I don't need any more evidence.
But I will be taking them away for a much more thorough examination.
Where? A secure testing facility in the desert.
Ooh, is it area 51? No.
Area 52? No.
Area 53? No! He's getting madder.
I must be getting closer.
You guys are gonna love working with him.
Wait, but what about Mr.
Davenport? What's gonna happen to him? He's been harboring unauthorized weapons of mass destruction.
So he'll be taken into custody pending my full report.
Look, it doesn't matter what happens to me, but admit it, you're never gonna let them go.
Don't worry.
Lots of people thrive in solitary confinement.
Wait, you're gonna split them up? Absolutely.
They're too dangerous to leave together.
So they'll be separated until they're no longer a threat.
What does that mean? It means you're never gonna see each other again.
And that's why Krane cloaked himself as the girl and posted the video.
He knew the feds would take Adam, Bree and Chase out of the picture.
Quick question.
At any point during your dealings with this Krane guy, did my name come up? No.
Then get out of my school! Stop! Look, we need to tell someone about Krane.
It may not free our family, but maybe the feds can stop him.
You're right.
We can't waste any more time.
Totally agree.
Dooley, you go back to the house, while me and Douglas hunker down in a remote cabin, very remote, where no one will hear your screams.
There you are.
It's always the last place you look, isn't it? If you're the new health inspector, the money is in an envelope on my desk marked "Art Supplies.
" That's Krane.
Please, take the defenseless child, but leave me the dreamboat of a man.
How did you know we were here? I've had someone keeping tabs on you.
S-1! Wait, so that wasn't you in the cloak.
There really is a girl? Sure is.
Ever been beaten up by one? Do I need to answer that question? S-1's no mere girl.
She's a genetically engineered super soldier.
She's bionic, too? You should be proud.
Your technology has come in very handy.
I've also upgraded your triton app so I can control her abilities directly from my brain.
(Whirring) Wait, if she's a bionic human, how come she doesn't have a heat signature? It's one of her many abilities.
She can manipulate her body temperature to adapt to her surroundings.
Where is this going, Krane? What's your plan? The world will find out soon enough, but you won't.
Ha! The fire department will be here any minute.
(Alarm blaring) Good, then they can clean up the mess.
No! Can I take care of the kid? Of course.
Just make it hurt.
Let me go! (Groaning) Bravo! That was fun.
The fun has just begun.
(Alarm continues blaring) (groaning) Are you okay? Well, I'm alive.
I'm pretty sure I broke some ribs, mostly 'cause you're on top of me.
I'm sorry.
How are you not hurt? Luckily I landed on my left side where I have a metal hip, titanium shoulder, and I couldn't even tell you what's in my skull.
Leo: Help! Dooley! My arm's pinned underneath the beam.
(Grunting) (siren blaring) I got this, Dougy.
I once lifted a car off a guy's leg.
It was the least I could do since I ran him over.
Oh! Oh, tough to get a grip.
My hands keep slipping on what I hope is red paint.
The firemen are here.
I'll go get them.
Okay, I'll stay here and take care of Dooley.
Ah! Oh, I feel so helpless.
What to do? What to do? Think, Terry, think.
Ahh! Sorry, sorry.
(Groaning) Shh, I'm thinking! They said Leo had some sort of accident.
Is he okay? He's hurt pretty bad, but he's resting now.
Don't worry.
I'm making sure they take good care of our precious Leo.
Our precious Leo? Yeah, we almost died together.
That bonds us.
It's like me and the guys I fought with overseas.
You were in the military? No, I was a street fighter in Bangkok.
That's it, I cannot wait anymore.
Where is my son? He's right over there.
He's gone.
My baby! My baby! Agent Graham, you have to let us go to the hospital to see Leo.
We don't know even what happened to him.
Yeah, he's injured.
And this isn't funny like all the times I hurt Chase.
You are not going anywhere.
Military transport will be here any second.
You've seen the last of your friend and each other.
Agent Graham, please don't take them, take me.
I'm obviously the brilliant mastermind, the brains behind the brawn, the smart behind the heart.
Even when he's begging, he finds a way to gloat.
Go ahead, ask me anything.
I bet you're wondering how a 43-year-old continues to defy Father Time.
This is happening, whether you like it or not.
And for the record, Father Time caught up with you long before we did.
How could you let this happen? Find my baby.
Does it have to be yours? 'Cause I can get you a kid.
There's a whole bunch of them upstairs.
They're gonna search the building.
I don't get it.
I never left his side, except for a bathroom break and a cafeteria run.
And they were playing water volleyball in the rehab center.
I couldn't pass up that easy win.
Doosh! Ahh! I thought I heard violent splashing.
Hey, while Douglas is down in X-ray, let me ask you something.
Is he single? Now that he's damaged goods, I might actually have a shot.
What kind of monster would take somebody from a hospital? What if that Krane guy got him? Tasha, calm down, it's gonna be okay.
It's probably just a simple patient mix-up.
You're probably right.
He's probably down the hall getting a lung transplant.
Transport's here.
Shotgun! You know, every now and then, life just gives you a little gift.
Hurry up and say your good-byes.
I can't believe this.
We're never gonna see each other again.
You guys are gonna be okay.
You don't know that.
I know, that's just something you say, you know.
What do you want me to say? You're doomed? I mean, obviously, they're gonna conduct experiments on you with probes and Okay, okay.
We get it.
Look, I know I didn't give you guys a normal childhood, but I hope I at least gave you a happy one.
Of course, you did.
Yeah, we can't imagine having a better dad.
Oh, I can.
Guy who is half Tom Brady, half golden retriever.
I'd call him Golden Brady.
I love you, guys.
All right, that's enough.
Get them out of here.
You know what? No, you can't do this.
I'm not going.
You heard me.
Move! I said no! Get off of me! Get the tranquilizer guns.
No! That's it, take them all down! What now? Run! Whoa.
Where am I? Wait.
This is Krane's warehouse.
Help! Help! Somebody help, please! Leo, calm down, calm down.
Where is he? Where is Krane? He abandoned this place a while ago.
The guy's got hideouts everywhere.
You should see his torture chamber in Palm Beach.
It's gorgeous.
Why am I strapped down? Why am I here? I had to bring you here.
This is the only place I knew with the necessary equipment.
Equipment for what? Take the bandage off.
It's completely healed.
But how? Go ahead, pretend like you're throwing a ball.
Is this really the time to make fun of how uncoordinated I am? Just do it.
What did you do? Congratulations, Leo.
You're bionic.
Check this out.
Ahh! Easy! You almost toasted my tips.
Sorry, I just can't believe I'm bionic.
Doctor said you'd never be able to use your arm again, and I wasn't about to let that happen.
So I used bionic components to save it.
(Clicking) What's that clicking noise? Oh.
Uh I might have left my pen in there.
And I threw in some self-defense upgrades, since, you know, you are pretty much the weak link.
Your fingerscan generate laser spheres.
And the arm's got bionic strength, so you may want to shake hands lefty from now on, or maybe just curtsy.
This is awesome! (Screaming) And there go the tips.
I can't believe you idiots let them get away.
I have waited my entire career for a break like this, and I am not going to lose it now.
I want choppers in the air.
I want robots on every street out of this city.
I don't care what you do, just take them down! (Sighing) Yeah, new water bowl for the kitties.
Aw! Poor guy.
I wonder if there's any jewelry.
Ahh! Zombie! Ow! Stop it.
It's us.
Oh, thank goodness.
Why did you scare me like that? BOTH: Ow! Ow! Stop, stop, stop.
We don't have much time.
Mr.
Davenport and Bree are hiding outside.
How is Leo? Well, we thought he was gonna be okay, but then, we lost him.
BOTH: What? Oh, sorry, he's not dead, just missing.
BOTH: Oh.
We think Krane took him, so 50-50.
Wait, Krane is behind all of this? We have to find Leo.
AGENT Graham: Search that corridor.
Five-o! Five-o! (Clears throat) Hi.
Ma'am, have you seen a pasty, middle-aged man traveling with three kids? Can't say that I have, but I'll help you look.
Oh, excuse me.
Yes! Works every time! Get down! BOTH: Ow! Ow! Come on, Douglas, we should get out of here.
Yeah, just give me five more minutes.
I just want to find some evidence that'll get Krane locked up for good.
Aha! Blueprints.
To add a second bathroom.
Come on.
What is it gonna take to finally get rid of you? Well, now that you mention it, we were just leaving.
Don't move.
How did you find us? I'm always one step ahead of you.
Yeah? Well, let's see you stay one step ahead of this.
Ha! Oops.
You gave the kid bionics, too? Well, it wasn't easy.
You have to attach bionics to muscle, and, well Let's do this already.
All right, bring it, cupcake.
You're about to meet my new bionic friend.
Other hand, Leo.
My new bionic friend.
Ow! Not the ribs again.
Would it kill you to spread the pain around? (Leo grunting) So much easier to hit you if you just stop moving.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Try that with my right hand.
I dare you.
Ah! I'm so sorry, Leo.
This is all my fault.
If you're waiting for an "It's okay, don't worry about it," it's not coming.
Leo! And Douglas.
This is ridiculous! Oh, why can't I find them? (Beeping) Wait.
Those are GPS locators.
They must be part of the fugitives' bionics.
Let's go.
We got them.
Leo, are you okay? I'm all right.
Doing fine here, too.
Thanks.
That's the girl that filmed us.
Let them go.
Oh-oh, I'm not letting any of you go.
Wait! I don't think we've met.
I'm Adam.
Oh! She's bionic.
And has super strength.
Yeah, you wouldn't be interested in making a trade, would you? You sure you want to do this? Four against two hardly seems fair.
You mean five against two.
Oh, come on, what am I, invisible here? (Grunting) (all groaning) What do you say, I start with you? Bree, you got this? Good, thanks.
(Grunting) Too bad this is the last time I see you guys.
Your brother's kind of cute.
Adam? No, the other one.
Chase? What did Krane do to your brain? Now I got her.
(Grunting) Okay, I'll take it.
Mr.
Krane! Did you see that? Yeah.
When did Leo learn how to throw? I can't believe you gave bionics to Leo.
Yeah, well, it saved your life.
No, it didn't.
Tasha is gonna kill me.
(Chattering) Okay, guys, round them up.
Use your tranquilizer guns if you have to.
Wait! You're arresting the wrong people.
This is the man you want, Victor Krane.
He's a sociopath who's been implanting himself with bionics, and now, he's turned her into a bionic soldier.
If you don't stop him now, he could create more and have an entire army.
And you are? Douglas Davenport.
There's no official record of me, because I faked my own death.
But I'm very credible.
All right.
Take these two into custody.
I don't think so! (Krane groaning) You saved me.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Like we keep telling you, we help people.
Restrain these two before they wake up.
Here, use these to cuff him.
They've got a bionic signal interrupter.
Why would you have these? Uh I help people, too.
That beam weighed hundreds of pounds, and there's not even a scar.
How is that possible? Well, first, I used a I moisturize.
(Knocking on door) She will freak out.
Do not tell her I'm bionic.
Principal Perry, come on in.
And for the first time, I actually mean it.
Just came to check on my little fella.
Aw.
Not you.
This little fella.
I brought you a gift from the hospital to make you feel better.
"Get well, Grandma"? Yeah, it didn't work for her, but maybe it will bring you some luck.
Oh, hey, guys, the press conference is starting.
The rumors you've been hearing are true.
There are bionic humans living among us.
But after a thorough investigation, I, Agent Graham, that's with an "h," have determined they are not to be feared.
They are just like us.
Hi.
I'm Chase.
This is my brother Adam, and my sister Bree.
And yes, we are bionic super humans.
For years, we've been going on top-secret missions.
Yeah, remember that runaway train full of nuclonium that almost blew up Welkerville? That was us.
(Crowd gasps) No, no, no, we didn't cause it, we stopped it.
You didn't know about these missions because we weren't sure if the world was ready for us, but now that our secret's out Let's get to know me.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, eating stuff, and punching this guy.
Ooh! Why do you always do that? Were you not listening? It's what I like to do.
Hey, guys, hey, hey, hey What are you gonna do? Stop it.
What is wrong with you? We are on TV! Get off! Get off! Get off! No, no, no.
So Any questions? Enough of this junk.
Let's see if there's a romantic comedy on, like, maybe something about a rugged bad-boy inventor and his suburban ginger-haired princess with legs that just won't quit.
Why don't I just give you the remote? About time.
Good luck with that, Dougy.
Hey, Principal Perry.
Hmm.
I just want to say thanks for looking out for me.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll admit maybe I care for you a little bit.
Put her there, Dooley.
(Groaning) Not that hand! Did someone give my son bionics? I can explain.
But it'd be better coming from him.
Well, that went well.
All right, guys, get ready.
As soon as you walk out that door, your lives are gonna change forever.
It's about time you guys got credit for all the good that you do.
Thank you, Mr.
Davenport, but we'll always be a four-person team.
Oh, Agent Graham, I just want to thank you for letting the kids come home and hearing us out.
Actually I'm the one who should be thanking you.
Without you, we wouldn't be in control of the ultimate weapon.
We, what do you mean "we"? You're not in charge of these three anymore.
This is my show now.
From this point forward, they work for me.
What are we gonna do? Not to worry.
We may be imprisoned, but our power runs far beyond this little cage.
Our bionic brothers and sister swill make sure of it.
Rise, bionic soldiers! Rise!