Las Vegas s03e12 Episode Script

Montecito security.
Montecito security.
Excuse me.
Excuse me! Oh, you invited somebody to watch.
No, no.
I'm with hotel security, and we've had a lot of complaints about the level of the music, so if you couldjust turn it down a little bit.
Thank you.
Oh.
Thank you.
Lil' Flip's doing a show at Mystique tonight, so we decided to use his music in our anniversary video.
Three years.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Keep the music down.
Okay.
Okay, thanks.
Cut.
Cut, cut, cut.
Hold the roll.
What's wrong? Danny.
Mary, you're not gonna believe the noise complaint that I just had to deal with.
I'm sure it's fascinating, but you know the Lil' Flip video that we're shooting at the Bella Petto? Yeah.
The diamonds are gone.
What diamonds? For Lil' Flip.
He gets 40 loose diamonds from the evil record producer and then gives them to Delinda.
What's Delinda doing? Oh, she's in the video.
That's not important.
What's important is that the diamonds, they're missing.
Somebody took the genuine ones and they replaced them with fakes.
So they're using real diamonds? Yes.
Why? Danny.
He's keeping it real.
Has anyone left the pool area since Lil' Flip noticed the switch? No, no, no, no.
I told everyone we were just taking a break to discuss some dance moves.
All right.
Good.
Keith, lock it down.
I'll call the police.
Oh, no.
No.
No police.
And who are you? Uh, Danny, this is- This is - Pete Natelson.
I provided the stones.
- And you don't want the police involved.
- Insurance issues.
- Do better.
- Look, the merchandise isn't, uh, technically mine.
If those stones are hot,you do realize that you're in a lot of- No, no, no.
They're virtually mine, but they're not mine technically.
- Ah.
I see.
- It's complicated.
Look, I did it for her.
She said she needed 40 real diamonds pronto, and I had 'em here within two hours.
Am I right, or am I right? - You wanted the real diamonds? - I told her to get 'em.
I couldn't get in touch with my jeweler, so Mary said she'd help us out.
And give me the inside track on thejewelry store space inside your mall.
Yeah- I told him we would consider his application.
And, I think since I did you a favor- I think it's only fair that you do me a favor.
No police.
And they're gonna feature the hotel in the video, right? Yeah.
Yeah, every shot, man.
It's great publicity for your hotel.
It'd be great.
Okay.
Uh- All right, I want everybody here searched.
Oh, Danny? You know, there's a lot of places you could hide loose diamonds- Especially women.
That's why we have female security guards to frisk them.
I'm talking about places frisking won't reach.
Right.
All right, I'll bring in the X-ray machine.
I gotta tell you, Mary, making a deal with this guy Pete when you didn't know anything about him is a weak move.
He was a real jeweler.
Very weak.
Even if the stones aren't hot, the fact that he didn't want the cops involved didn't make you think there might be something a little bit off? Oh, no, no, no.
There have been plenty of times when you guys didn't want the cops involved.
And as I recall, you slept with a woman who'd just stolen a guest's diamond bracelet.
Who told you that? No, no.
Listen to me.
Three cases of chilled Bollinger- Oh, my God.
Isn't he so wicked hot? So hot.
Ooh.
He calls himself Hot Chocolate.
Call you back.
Mike? Wow.
He should call himself "Huge Chocolate.
" Wicked huge.
Who knew? d Boy,you feelin'lucky tonight d d Roll the dice again and let it ride d d Let it ride Let it ride d d You gonna do this one more time d d Hit me again and let it ride d d Let it ride Let it ride d d Are you gonna play tonight d d'Cause Lady Luck is right by your side d d By your side By your side d d Gonna do this one more time d d Hit me again and let it ride d d Let it ride, let it ride Let it ride, let it ride dd I frisked and X-rayed every single person at the video shoot.
They're all clean.
Okay, then, I guess we'll have to question everyone, because somebody's gotta know something.
Everyone? Okay, then, people born in a leap year get a pass.
Well, everyone includes Delinda.
Fine.
I mean, for appearances.
Are you sure this is Mike? What? Look at him.
I don't get it.
Why would he be moonlighting as a male stripper? Remember he said he wanted a new car but he couldn't find the cash? That doesn't mean anything.
You know, when you got lemons, you make lemonade.
Or in his case, a giant zucchini.
Papi.
Let's go ask him.
Okay.
Mitch, move in on the craps table for me.
Now move in on the shooter, left side of the table.
Mike.
You wanna grab a drink after work? Uh, let me get back to you on that.
I don't care how late you get off.
I'll wait.
I will definitely get back to you.
Okay.
Hi, Mr.
Deline.
Oh, hi.
What's with her? It's my mojo.
It's tough to dial it down sometimes.
Mm-hmm.
I understand.
Check this out, Mr.
D.
I've been trying to figure this out.
This guy's been in four times this week.
Every time, he gets on a nice streak at the craps table, wins about eight or 10 grand, then leaves.
Yeah.
So? Well, his point is always 10.
Always.
All right.
Get him in.
Yeah.
Oh, hi, honey.
So my dad says the diamonds weren't on anyone- or in anyone- so they're going to interrogate everybody, including me.
Have a seat.
Shouldn't I be handcuffed? Uh, no.
I'm just going to ask you a few questions.
Yes, you were the best sex ever.
Have you ever done it in here? - No.
No, I haven't.
- I bet you have.
And you probably invited a few people to watch.
I'd try that.
It may be fun.
You know, you're the second person I've run into today who thought that.
So you want to? No.
I'm trying to conduct an interview here, Delinda, so just- Okay.
I'm sorry.
Be professional.
So, uh, did you notice anything unusual at the video shoot? I'm not wearing any panties.
See, uh, here's the thing, Pete.
You supplied the diamonds.
You kept 'em in this valise until the shoot started.
Now it turns out that they're fake.
Why would I steal the diamonds? Maybe, uh - Maybe you didn't steal the diamonds.
Maybe there weren't any real diamonds to start with.
And then again, maybe those insurance issues you were talkin' about could have included filing a false claim - maybe.
I'm the one who's gonna be paying a claim, but not with a check.
More like body parts.
And yet you won't tell me whose stones they were.
See- I didn't exactly explain to him what they were being used for.
Somehow he found out, and he told me that if I didn't have them back to him by noon tomorrow, I'm a dead man.
This, uh, " he" person- "he" person- Does he have a name? Castillo.
- Victor Castillo? - Yeah.
Well, you're right.
He will kill you.
Yes.
No.
I-I need a room for a Pete Natelson.
No, not Nathanson, Natelson.
Don't- Don't put his name in the computer.
Right.
Put it under my name.
Thank you.
All right, uh, you can stay a couple days.
You don't know what a relief that is.
Good.
I'll have a couple of security guards take you up there.
You know, Ed, I really feel like you're a - friend now.
- I'm not.
Because I think you would want a friend to run the jewelry store space at the Montecito Mall.
Run the jewelry store space? - Anthony's back at the craps table.
Still rolling tens.
- Wait in the hall.
So, uh, did you notice anything out of the ordinary while shooting the video? Yeah.
Director trying to get over on me with that fakejewelry.
- Now you know I don't play that, man.
- Right.
Uh, anything else? One more thing.
Delinda- She fine as hell.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's a very attractive woman.
So you saw the real diamonds before the shoot, but- - You know her? - Who? Delinda? - Yeah.
- Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
I bet you hit that.
- Yeah, I did.
- You lookin' to hit that again? She was in here just before you- I was interviewing her- and she told me she wasn't wearing any panties.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
I need your job, man.
- Congratulations.
- Uh, Mr.
Demby? I'm Ed Deline.
I'm president here at the Montecito.
- This is my associate, Mike Cannon.
- How do you know my name? Well, Anthony, we notice you've been having a lot of luck at the craps table, and we wanted to reward you with these dining coupons good for any restaurant at the Montecito.
And congratulations, by the way.
Oh, thank you.
Do you use a system, or is it just one of those lucky streaks? As a matter of fact, uh, I sort of have a gift.
- A gift? - I can win any time I want.
Aw, go on.
I mean, that's quite a statement.
I mean, are you saying you can win any time you want? There's a little something curious here.
You seem to stop at $8,000 and $10,000.
Why is that? Right, uh- It's the weirdest thing.
For some reason, the feeling just seems to- disappear right about then.
Suddenly I- I don't feel like winning any more.
I think I got something here.
Uh, Anthony- A guy like you, with this special gift- You could do wonders for our publicity here at the Montecito.
I think you could help us do big business.
"The man who wins at will.
" - Wouldn't you want to see a guy who can win any time he wants? I- I suppose so.
Yeah.
The bottom line is this.
Look.
You can help us make a lot of money.
I mean, would you try to help us make a lot of money? - And, of course, I would pay you for that.
- Pay me? Oh, yeah.
I'm talking, uh- You know, $100,000 neighborhood.
I must say, that is a- That is a particularly nice neighborhood.
Think of it as an appearance fee.
Huh? Okay.
I'm in.
Great.
How's, uh- How's 8:00 tonight? Uh, 8:00 sounds great.
Great.
We'll see you at 8:00.
See you then.
So you think this dude will actually cheat when he knows we're watching? For 100 grand, a greedy guy like that- He'd rob a bank while you were watching.
Hey.
Hey, where's Mike? I'm meeting him for lunch.
Why? You need him? Badly.
These are ready to go.
! Come on.
! What are you doing back here? Your table's all ready up front.
Well, if you're in the west casino, cutting through the kitchen- So, is Mike gonna join you today? I know you guys eat lunch together sometimes.
Yeah, he's supposed to.
Uh- Here he is now.
Man, I am starving.
- Hey,Jamie, what you got cooking up in here? - I'll check.
You certainly look good enough to eat.
- As usual.
- Thank you.
I get off at 5:00.
Okay.
That's good to know.
What was that? She says she's double-jointed.
Can put her legs over her head.
I didn't know that you and Jamie- We're not.
I'm telling you, man, I don't know- What do you mean, you're not? We're not.
Something- The last couple of days- I don't know why, but all of a sudden, I'm like this super chick magnet.
You know- More than usual.
You get used to it.
So I hear you're setting up a sting for this craps tables guy? Yeah, plus I got Mitch checking every time he shows up on the surveillance footage.
Uh, what about the diamond switch? Well, Mary's- There he is.
I need you to come to my room and get naked.
- What? - We know you're a male stripper.
And at first, I gotta admit, I was a little grossed out, but you know, it's kind of a turn-on.
What the hell are you talking about, Delinda? I think you know what we're talking about.
What? When did you start- Okay, that was airbrushed.
Okay, when did you- - Wait.
This is not me.
This is not me.
- Oh, that's right, it's- Hot Chocolate.
- Listen, I love game-playing too, honey.
- I'm not playing.
This is not- You like to game-play? I totally do.
That's not me.
- I like to be a naughty schoolgirl.
All right.
I'll be right up.
Mitch found some tape.
Get rid of that.
You know, uh, they used to call me "King Cobra.
" The ladies did.
Mike.
What do you got? When he leaves the craps table, he stops at a slot machine, plays one turn and then leaves.
But more often than not, this other dude here plays at that same machine after Demby leaves, so I ran him through VideoIQ Turns out he was at the same craps table as Demby.
I mean, he could have thought Demby was good luck, followed him to the slots.
Yeah, or Demby could be using that slot as a drop-off for something like loaded dice.
So what do you got on this guy? Sidney Stoper, Kansas City address.
Same as Demby.
Wait a minute.
If these guys were switching dice, we'd catch it up here.
Well, maybe not.
Seeing all this prompted me to check tape from the archives.
Now if this guy's a real good dice cheat, he'd be able to block the camera's view with his hands.
You know, something just occurred to me.
See, our job is to catch cheats.
Right.
So don't you think we should fix that? Well, I only discovered this glitch 30 minutes ago.
That's no excuse.
No.
You know something? I actually remember about 15 years ago there was a guy who pulled this thing off.
He beat us pretty good till we caught him.
Hmm.
Now, what is that idiot doing out of his room? Hey, Pete.
Come here.
Didn't I tell you to stay in your room? You did, but I wanted to get you this.
Huh? For your wife.
Hopefully, then you'll think of me when you're making the mall Jewelry store decision.
Listen.
First of all, I don't take bribes.
Second of all, now that you've left and come back, Castillo's looking for you.
He probably knows that you're here.
Then I'll go back to my room - Which is very comfortable, by the way.
If you change your mind, five carats, total weight.
V.
F.
quality.
Go to your room.
Yeah.
Danny McCoy.
Danny, listen to me.
You have to find these diamonds by tomorrow.
Because if you don't, I'm throwing this guy Pete out of here.
Now, if I throw Pete out of here, Castillo will probably kill him.
Now, if Castillo kills him, I'll feel pretty guilty, and I don't wanna feel guilty.
So please find those diamonds, okay? I'm on it.
All right, is that everything? Yeah.
From when the music video crew first arrived till an hour ago.
We still got nothin'.
- All right, we might as well screen that last hour too.
- I'll get it transferred over.
Thank you.
Hey.
It's Mr.
Chocolate.
That's not funny, man.
You want my advice? You got two options.
You can either take advantage of the situation- I thought about that, but I'm not a hit-and-run kind of guy.
For me to get close to a woman, there has to be an emotional connection.
Well, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Well, then, three cheers for my gay compadres.
You want option two? What? You counteract the mistaken-identity thing with a word-of-mouth campaign.
Well, how do I do that? Who's the biggest blabbermouth you know? Delinda.
Or maybe Sam.
Mary's no slouch.
What you gotta do is, you gotta prove to them that you're just, you know, average Mike.
I don't know if I'd say average.
Yeah.
Uh, Mitch? I need you to set one of our receivers to this frequency.
You wait your turn.
- We're working on this diamond heist thing.
- How long will it be? I need to test my new surveillance camera.
This is a camera? Where'd you get this? Perfect setup, man.
I made it.
All you need is a wireless pinhole camera, some Play-Doh, and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Hey, Danny, check this out.
That's one of our pool guys.
They check the pool every few hours.
They don't usually dive in, do they? Mmm.
Maybe that's why we didn't find the missing diamonds - 'Cause they never left the pool.
- Time code says this was shot eight minutes ago.
- What's this guy's name? Checking the employee database.
Got a match.
Javier Lopez.
Works for Mary.
Javier, this is Mr.
McCoy.
Hi, Mr.
McCoy.
Hi.
- You mind if I look in your locker? - No.
I mean, I got some pictures Miss Connell might not like.
You know, kind of racy, but- - What are you looking for? - Missing diamonds.
- Danny.
- What? There's a bulge in his pants.
We-We're looking for diamonds.
We're not looking at - Well, how could I not look? It's not right at all.
Look at it.
You wouldn't happen to know where those diamonds are, would you? - Yeah.
Yeah, you know, I was about to call you.
- Hmm.
Yeah.
I found these in the bottom of the pool.
No, you can give those to him.
Thanks,Javier.
Hi.
Remember me? Uh, I'm not sure I do.
I caught your show last Friday.
If you're talking about "Thunder from Down Under"- I'm the one that sort of grabbed you.
Yeah.
It's not me.
I've never even been to the show.
Keeping your two lives separate- I totally understand.
You know, it feels a lot bigger than it looks.
You have the wrong guy.
Sorry.
More to come.
Denise.
Room 38 What up, Delinda? What up, Flip? Cranberry soda.
Thanks.
On duty.
Yeah.
- You ever find those diamonds? - Unfortunately not, but don't worry.
- Danny's all over it.
- I think Danny wanna be all over you.
He used to, but I'm not so sure now.
I mean, I dumped him.
Broke his heart.
Long, long story.
I don't know.
You might wanna stick your toe back in the water a little bit, if you know what I mean.
- You think so? - I know so.
It only transmits in black and white, but the resolution is pretty good.
Looks pretty good though, huh? Mm-hmm.
And if he moves, the croupierjust moves the chip with him.
Ifhe switches the dice, we got it.
How the heck did you come up with this? You just need a wireless pinhole camera, some potter's clay, and a sunlamp.
That's all you need? Mm-hmm.
You know, I been- I been thinkin' about this Demby.
Do me a favor.
Put, uh- Put him up here.
Remember I told you, about 15 years ago I caught this guy, and his name was, uh, Harrison Fielder? Mm-hmm.
Do me a favor and put him up next to Demby here.
The facial structure seems very similar.
Run an iris scan.
Demby is Fielder.
I can't believe that's the same guy.
They don't look that much alike.
This guy ought to be married to a plastic surgeon.
Anyway, I guess all we gotta do now is wait for his little show tonight.
Uh, who is it? Just open the door.
Hey.
Great news.
Found your diamonds.
Oh! That is so great.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Now Lil' Flip can finish his video and you can- You can go home.
I was gonna talk to you about that.
Actually,you see- If, uh, for instance, I already had the lease on that store in the mall, I could stay there for a few days.
So you wanna stay in an empty store space? You got 15 seconds to tell me what the hell's going on.
Well, you-You probably already heard this, but the-the diamonds are actually Victor Castillo's- technically- but the tricky part is, I also owe him a little, uh, money.
So I figured by doing this favor for you guys would get me that lease in the mall, and then he'd know I'd be good for the cash- which is, admittedly, a little overdue.
Danny McCoy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thanks.
Well, Victor Castillo is in the casino as we speak.
You gotta protect me.
For how long? For the rest of your life? That'd be great.
Ed Deline - I figure somebody'd tell you I was here.
Victor.
My God.
I haven't seen you since, uh, United States versus Castillo.
What was that? '93? '94? That's good.
That's a sharp memory.
I like that, but see, I ain't got time for chit-chat.
Maybe you could help me find a friend of mine - Pete Natelson.
Don't know the man.
That's funny.
'Cause, see, another friend of mine, earlier today, said that he was here, and that he'd seen the two of you talking.
But hey, you ain't seen him, right? I'll tell you what.
Maybe if you run into him in the near future, you could give him a message.
You tell him that if he don't have my diamonds and my 18 grand by noon tomorrow, he's a dead man.
I- I don't know who'd be stupid enough to steal from a bad man like you.
"Bad"? Don't worry.
I know the rules.
See, I ain't gonna do it here.
I'm gonna wait till he leaves.
Then I'm gonna catch him slippin'.
See what I'm sayin'? But you ain't seen him, right? Tell you what.
If you run into him, you give him that message for me, yeah? Why don't you get the hell out of here.
No more videos.
So where's Castillo now? I tossed the bum.
I wish you could have heard some of this hysterical gangster crap this guy was telling me.
I mean, you'd have died.
I guess he figured that I'd run back to Pete and tell him, and scare him enough so he'd pay up, you know? It was hysterical.
So what do you think we should do now? Well, what I think we should do is, uh- Well, find the person who stole the diamonds.
- How does that help Pete? - Just do it, all right? Okay.
Well, I'm sure thatJavier has got something to do with it, but he did voluntarily hand over the rocks, and he's got a pretty good alibi.
I guess he was working down by the maintenance shed during the time of the robbery.
If the diamonds were in the pool, somebody had to put them in there, right? Yeah, but the problem is that their equipment and lights are blocking most of our camera angles.
I just wish that we had some kind of a, you know, some kind of a bird's-eye- Let me get back to you.
Okay.
We're all set for Demby's win-at-will show tonight.
Good, good, good.
Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
Yeah? About this Hot Chocolate situation- Mm-hmm? I can see where there might have been some confusion.
I mean, I guess I do bear some resemblance to whoever this guy is.
Yeah, well, it's nothing to be ashamed of, believe me.
My point is, if you need definitive proof- Yeah.
Get naked in my room? Not your room.
Neutral territory- Room 2116.
And I want Delinda and Mary there too.
You got it.
What time? Right after we run the sting on our dice cheater.
And once you've seen proof, you all have to agree to utilize all of your networking skills to clear the air.
I like the setup.
What setup? You know, the whole " It's-not-me" rap, so that after the reveal we're even more impressed.
Would you just be there? Yeah, yeah.
Are you kidding me? I'll be there with my tape measure.
Hey, you.
You changed your mind.
We weren't too loud again, were we? No.
I was wondering if I could take a look at that video tape that you guys were making.
That's hot.
No, we have reason to believe that you guys may have inadvertently recorded some evidence of a crime.
I told you that one thing was illegal.
Not in Nevada.
Hey, listen.
It has nothing to do with either one of you.
It's something that happened at the Lil'Flip video shoot.
Your camera position may have picked up some- Some, uh- It doesn't matter.
If I could just get the tape.
Yeah, it's no problem.
It's right over here.
You know, maybe you could do us a favor too.
You know,just in exchange for us sharing our rawest, most intimate moments with a complete stranger.
Well, I'm sure that we could work something out.
We were thinking about launching a Web cam site, and we would love to get your feedback.
The part with the golf ball- That's my favorite.
Fore.
Again, I want to thank you for doing this for us.
I think it's gonna be a real special treat for our guests this evening.
It's my pleasure.
Let me get this straight.
All I've gotta do is just win for a little while, and then you give me 100 grand? That's the deal.
Excellent.
Let the games begin.
Okay, Ed, we're all set.
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please.
Gather around here for a second.
I have a very special treat for you tonight.
I would like to introduce to you Mr.
Anthony Demby- The man who can win anytime he wants to.
Now as you all can well imagine, Mr.
Demby would not be allowed in most casinos, but here at the Montecito, we welcome winners.
Matter of fact, we celebrate winners.
So, uh, Anthony, if that feeling has taken over, why don't you, uh, please start winning.
Think I may need a little bit of luck.
Thank you.
The camera's not working.
Something must be interfering with the signal.
Ten.
- What kind of interference? - I don't know.
I'm working on it.
Winner.
Ten.
Well, work a little faster, will ya? Before this guy walks out with more of our money.
I don't think I'll ever be able to play golf again.
And I don't want to hear any hole-in-one jokes.
Uh, listen, I'm just gonna skip to the part with the baby oil and the plastic sheets.
- That'll fit our timeline.
- Danny.
Flip said you're still sweet on me.
That isn't exactly what I said.
Lookit, can we talk about this some other time? I'm sort of in the middle of something.
Are you watching basement porn? - We're looking for evidence in this- - I've done that.
- Really? - Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop right there.
Okay, push in on the pool, blow it up.
Oh.
That's me.
Who's that next to you? Oh, Veronique, my costar.
Flip gives her the cash, me the diamonds.
Your costar? I know it's not a big part, but it's critical to the story line.
Back it up and slow it down.
Veronique- I knew she was a bit squirrelly all along.
Those fake hair extensions.
It's time to payJavier a little visit.
It looks like there's some kind of magnetic interference.
Winner, ten.
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I know you could watch this all night, but Mr.
Demby has been kind enough to agree to sign autographs and take pictures with his newfound fans.
- I did? - And, uh, we thank you for that.
- Stay on Stoper.
- I'm on it.
That'll have to do it.
Anthony? Bye now.
Thank you.
That was quick.
Well, people's attention spans are getting a little shorter nowadays, you know? Yeah.
I get the money now, right? Absolutely.
I have the check right up in my office.
Uh, well, maybe I'll, uh, Just go and cash in my chips first.
Kathleen? Would you cash these in for Mr.
Demby, and bring the money upstairs? Right away.
Right.
Thank you.
Look, if it's all the same to you, can I meet you upstairs in a few minutes? I need to use the little boys' room.
Well, sure.
It's right there in the corner.
Sorry.
That's a loser.
High-powered magnet.
I guess you and Demby were using a little different approach this time.
Magnets aren't illegal.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm- So why do you have one hidden in your P.
D.
A.
? See, when you just roll the dice, nothing happens.
But you activate this thing, tens start appearing.
I gotta tell you though, Sidney, Just having these two little toys in the casino- It's enough to send you away.
- It was Demby's idea.
- It was Sidney's idea.
Well, unfortunately, we have you on tape, cheating.
There's another problem.
See, once they find out your real name is Harrison Fielder and they get a look at your old record, man, that's bad.
Listen to me.
I- I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never heard of any Harrison Fielder.
You know, no matter how much plastic surgery you have, your irises don't change.
But maybe if you give the D.
A.
the name of your surgeon he'll cut you a deal.
He's looking a little tired around his eyes.
I still get the 100 grand, right? For winning at will.
Why don't we hold it while you're away at college? Hey, hey, hey.
Wait a minute.
- You said I'd get 100 grand.
- Mm-hmm.
- You lied.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I did.
Here he is, boys.
You get Veronique to implicate herself, and maybe we'll work something out.
Thank you, Mr.
McCoy.
I don't know why I got involved.
She just, you know- Used all her feminine charms.
Know what I mean? Oh, I think every man knows what you mean.
Hey.
Hey, baby.
You got the diamonds? I thought you wanted them later.
Later? What did I tell you? "Dive down and get the diamonds I dropped in the pool.
" Isn't that what I said? Yeah.
That's what we thought you probably said.
Well, we know that Veronique took the diamonds.
So you wanna tell me how this helps Pete? Yeah.
I want you to listen and learn.
Okay.
Thank you.
Ah.
How do you do? I guess you know that you're going tojail.
I mean, you do know that, right? We did give the diamonds back to their rightful owner, but unfortunately, that's not gonna help you.
Have you, uh, ever been in prison? It's very, very unpleasant.
How much would you pay not to go to prison? - A lot.
- Eighteen thousand dollars? Well, you're looking at 10 years.
That's like 1800 a year.
- That seems like a pretty good deal.
- Yeah, I can find 18,000.
Good.
So here's what you're gonna do.
You're gonna find that 18,000, and then you're gonna give it to a man named Victor Castillo, and then you're gonna tell him that the money came from a man named Pete Natelson.
- Who are they? - Do you want to ask questions, or do you want to stay out of jail? Right.
Victor Castillo from Pete Natelson.
Okay.
Gin.
Welcome to the Morrison bachelorette party, ladies.
Hi.
I present to you the real Hot Chocolate.
See, I told you guys it wasn't him.
That's too bad.
Having a naughty secret, Mike, made you a hell of a lot more interesting.
Yeah, well, Sam- Sam? Can I get an apology? Uh-huh.
Sorry.
Have any singles? Uh-huh.
Oh, hey, Ed.
Listen, uh, Victor Castillo told me you guys were all square.
I don't know how to thank you.
You literally saved my life.
Well, uh, you know how you can really thank me? No.
How? Never set foot inside this casino again.
Fair enough.
I think so.
Uh, is the mall considered part of the casino? Get him out of here.
Come on.
Let's go.
Are you guys enjoying the show? Hell, yes! Yeah! Hey! That tape that you gave me - turned out to be evidence.
- Oh.
Yeah.
You guys really helped me out.
Thank you.
Yeah, well, uh, we had another tape that you might want to watch.
You know- for some more, uh, "evidence.
" No.
No, thank you.
Anyway, I'll see you.
Hey.
Hey.
Just so you know - Before, when I asked about you being sweet on me, I wasn't suggesting anything.
Yes, you were.
You wish I was.
No.
You were.
The only thing I wish is that we don't have to beat around the bush.
We're consenting adults, right? Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I mean, if we wanna have sex with each other, we should just say so.
Absolutely.
Ow.