Regular Show (2010) s03e12 Episode Script
Weekend at Benson's
Alright, I need you guys to paint over the graffiti on the bathroom.
Just make sure you cover all of it.
Cover all of it? What' did I tell you? Yes, all of it.
Now Get back to work.
I wouldn't mind going back to sleep.
I'd like to find out who do this and just- I know man, they're probably just sitting around somewhere just laughing at us.
You know who else had to clean up other peoples messes? My mom! Did you paint this graffiti, Muscle Man? Me, I'm an artist when it comes to pranks, but I am no graffiti artist.
- What is that? - What is what? The orange paint on your hands.
It isn't paint, fools, it's just from the buffalo wings we just had for lunch.
Yeah, right, it's all over you! Haven't you ever been to wing kingdom? They always hook you up with the sauce.
I think you did this.
You better watch who you're accusing, bro.
- Show us your receipt then.
- What? Show us your receipt! That's it.
BENSON! - We know who did the graffiti - What? Who? It's buffalo sauce, smell it! I'm not going to smell your fingers, Muscle Man.
Just tell me the truth and I'll take your word for it.
But I am telling you the truth! Benson, I can't believe you are listening to these clowns- Look, it's spray-paint! Chicken wings, huh? That's not mine! Yeah, right! It was in your pocket! Okay, all right! I was spraypainting, okay? - But, but-- - But what? But I didn't do the graffiti! I was painting Hi Five Ghost's ride orange! Really? Then why did you lie about the paint? Because it was supposed to be a surprise.
Til you guys ruined it! - He's lying! - No, I'm not.
I'm sorry, Muscle Man.
I'm gonna have to ask you to turn in your keys.
- What? - You heard me.
Are you firing me, bro?! Give me your keys.
If he goes, I go, too.
Okay, see ya.
That was really cool, bro.
You want my keys, Benson? Fine! But we were gonna quit this job anyways to follow our real dreams.
And we're not coming back, no matter how much you beg! Come on, Fives.
I just want you guys to know that you did a good thing today.
You narked a guy out and got him fired.
Good job.
I didn't think he was gonna fire him! Neither did I.
What the- Hey! Stop! That didn't look like Muscle Man That's because it wasn't Muscle Man Oh, man.
What are we gonna do? We have to get Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost their jobs back.
Benson! It wasn't Muscle Man.
What are you talking about? It was this hooded guy! We didn't see his face, but-- Alright, I get it.
You feel bad for getting Hi-Fives and Muscle Man fired.
It's okay, I feel bad too.
Doing the right thing is never easy, but it's the responsible thing to do.
Like Rigby.
When you ratted out Mordecai for putting expired milk in the fridge in exchange for a video rental coupon.
That was very responsible.
Benson, we're serious.
He's innocent! That's enough! We're down two men and I've got a lot to do.
So do you! - No wait! - Now get out of here and get back to work! Hey Skips.
What? You trying to get me fired too? What? No no.
Good.
Because its just wing sauce.
Muscle man got me hooked with this stuff before you got him fired.
Yeah, about that do you know anything about who did the graffiti? It could be Park Avenue.
Park Avenue? Skips A young graffiti artist who as been around lately He's not bad.
That's probably the guy we saw! You gotta tell Benson.
Rigby We try to tell Benson.
He didn't believe us.
Then you gotta catch him yourselves.
But it's not gonna be easy.
He strikes without warning and vanishes with the wind.
Say, where is Muscle Man anyway? Following his real dream.
He said that!? Oh no.
And now for a comedian I know you're gonna like, Muscle man! Good evening everyone! So, I just threw out my old couch.
It weighed about 300 pounds and smell like a pile of butts.
You know who else smells like a pile of butts!? MY MOM! Excuse me, - I said, my mo- - Get off the stage! Ah you jerks are jerks! You don't even understand comedy! Muscle man no! No way he's gonna resist a white trash can.
We'll hide over there and BAM! Straight to jail! What's the matter Park Losernue? Don't like jail!? You miss your family? Looks like your kids will never see their Park Dadunue.
Ah what!? Why is it only me? Because I'm not a loser.
Argh it doesn't even look like me.
Dude it looks like you're looking at a mirror! Shut up! There he is! Come on, let's go How come he keeps on getting away from us? I don't know.
It's like he's messing with us or something.
Sup lamers.
Hey Muscle Man, how's it goin--- man Good.
Awesome.
Now that we're ditching from cash or nothing.
But we're on a one time offer with High Five's sweet ride.
How much do you want for that? Any- amount Uh no thanks.
We're good for now.
Fine.
We don't need your money anyway, it probably smells like a pile of butts.
Come on Fives.
I feel terrible! I know.
But we can't do anything about it unless we catch Park Avenue! I got a plan.
Muscle Man wait! Come crawling back huh? Do you still that orange spray paint? No class.
Class this! Come on let's go! What?! Aw fine! What is this place? There he is! It ends now! Get rid of these guys.
What the Quick muscle man's spray paint.
That's a lot harder than it looks.
We gotta get to that door.
Rigby! Look, there it is.
Come on! Where are we.
I don't know it's like there's nothing in here .
He's gotta be around here somewhere.
Mordecai where'd you go? What is this stuff? Dude i think that's a TV.
That looks like a fouton.
I think someone lives here.
Hey you no stop it.
C'mon man not the coffee table.
Keep painting Rigby.
No, don't what's amatter with you.
You painted over the whole park.
Ya but that's different, you know, it's what I do! My stuff looks good.
you, you're, you're just making a mess.
Alright, alright, alright.
Take an easy, take an easy.
I'll quit painting the park.
Just stop messing up my place And you've gotta admit to our boss that it was you Why? Cause our friend got fired for what you did.
So what? Alright alright alright.
Ya that's right.
I'm the one who did it.
I'm the graffiti artist, I'm hitting the world with knowledge.
I'm painting the truth, I'm painting rebelous, I'm.
.
I am calling the cops.
The cops can't catch this.
Later you boshwa sucker.
Oh, man! We're really sorry we got you guys fired.
You better be sorry.
I'm just kidding.
Well you two, welcome back to the park.
Well I was really tearing it up as a comedian.
but scence your begging.
Comedy, wow, congratulations, maybe you don't need this job after all.
Please give me the keys.
All right.
All right, I need you guys to paint over the grffiti.
Awwww what! That isn't fair.
Hey you can leave anytime you want, but the less you think you can make it as a stand up comieidian.
I suggest you stay and start painting.
Want to go to wing kingdom?
Just make sure you cover all of it.
Cover all of it? What' did I tell you? Yes, all of it.
Now Get back to work.
I wouldn't mind going back to sleep.
I'd like to find out who do this and just- I know man, they're probably just sitting around somewhere just laughing at us.
You know who else had to clean up other peoples messes? My mom! Did you paint this graffiti, Muscle Man? Me, I'm an artist when it comes to pranks, but I am no graffiti artist.
- What is that? - What is what? The orange paint on your hands.
It isn't paint, fools, it's just from the buffalo wings we just had for lunch.
Yeah, right, it's all over you! Haven't you ever been to wing kingdom? They always hook you up with the sauce.
I think you did this.
You better watch who you're accusing, bro.
- Show us your receipt then.
- What? Show us your receipt! That's it.
BENSON! - We know who did the graffiti - What? Who? It's buffalo sauce, smell it! I'm not going to smell your fingers, Muscle Man.
Just tell me the truth and I'll take your word for it.
But I am telling you the truth! Benson, I can't believe you are listening to these clowns- Look, it's spray-paint! Chicken wings, huh? That's not mine! Yeah, right! It was in your pocket! Okay, all right! I was spraypainting, okay? - But, but-- - But what? But I didn't do the graffiti! I was painting Hi Five Ghost's ride orange! Really? Then why did you lie about the paint? Because it was supposed to be a surprise.
Til you guys ruined it! - He's lying! - No, I'm not.
I'm sorry, Muscle Man.
I'm gonna have to ask you to turn in your keys.
- What? - You heard me.
Are you firing me, bro?! Give me your keys.
If he goes, I go, too.
Okay, see ya.
That was really cool, bro.
You want my keys, Benson? Fine! But we were gonna quit this job anyways to follow our real dreams.
And we're not coming back, no matter how much you beg! Come on, Fives.
I just want you guys to know that you did a good thing today.
You narked a guy out and got him fired.
Good job.
I didn't think he was gonna fire him! Neither did I.
What the- Hey! Stop! That didn't look like Muscle Man That's because it wasn't Muscle Man Oh, man.
What are we gonna do? We have to get Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost their jobs back.
Benson! It wasn't Muscle Man.
What are you talking about? It was this hooded guy! We didn't see his face, but-- Alright, I get it.
You feel bad for getting Hi-Fives and Muscle Man fired.
It's okay, I feel bad too.
Doing the right thing is never easy, but it's the responsible thing to do.
Like Rigby.
When you ratted out Mordecai for putting expired milk in the fridge in exchange for a video rental coupon.
That was very responsible.
Benson, we're serious.
He's innocent! That's enough! We're down two men and I've got a lot to do.
So do you! - No wait! - Now get out of here and get back to work! Hey Skips.
What? You trying to get me fired too? What? No no.
Good.
Because its just wing sauce.
Muscle man got me hooked with this stuff before you got him fired.
Yeah, about that do you know anything about who did the graffiti? It could be Park Avenue.
Park Avenue? Skips A young graffiti artist who as been around lately He's not bad.
That's probably the guy we saw! You gotta tell Benson.
Rigby We try to tell Benson.
He didn't believe us.
Then you gotta catch him yourselves.
But it's not gonna be easy.
He strikes without warning and vanishes with the wind.
Say, where is Muscle Man anyway? Following his real dream.
He said that!? Oh no.
And now for a comedian I know you're gonna like, Muscle man! Good evening everyone! So, I just threw out my old couch.
It weighed about 300 pounds and smell like a pile of butts.
You know who else smells like a pile of butts!? MY MOM! Excuse me, - I said, my mo- - Get off the stage! Ah you jerks are jerks! You don't even understand comedy! Muscle man no! No way he's gonna resist a white trash can.
We'll hide over there and BAM! Straight to jail! What's the matter Park Losernue? Don't like jail!? You miss your family? Looks like your kids will never see their Park Dadunue.
Ah what!? Why is it only me? Because I'm not a loser.
Argh it doesn't even look like me.
Dude it looks like you're looking at a mirror! Shut up! There he is! Come on, let's go How come he keeps on getting away from us? I don't know.
It's like he's messing with us or something.
Sup lamers.
Hey Muscle Man, how's it goin--- man Good.
Awesome.
Now that we're ditching from cash or nothing.
But we're on a one time offer with High Five's sweet ride.
How much do you want for that? Any- amount Uh no thanks.
We're good for now.
Fine.
We don't need your money anyway, it probably smells like a pile of butts.
Come on Fives.
I feel terrible! I know.
But we can't do anything about it unless we catch Park Avenue! I got a plan.
Muscle Man wait! Come crawling back huh? Do you still that orange spray paint? No class.
Class this! Come on let's go! What?! Aw fine! What is this place? There he is! It ends now! Get rid of these guys.
What the Quick muscle man's spray paint.
That's a lot harder than it looks.
We gotta get to that door.
Rigby! Look, there it is.
Come on! Where are we.
I don't know it's like there's nothing in here .
He's gotta be around here somewhere.
Mordecai where'd you go? What is this stuff? Dude i think that's a TV.
That looks like a fouton.
I think someone lives here.
Hey you no stop it.
C'mon man not the coffee table.
Keep painting Rigby.
No, don't what's amatter with you.
You painted over the whole park.
Ya but that's different, you know, it's what I do! My stuff looks good.
you, you're, you're just making a mess.
Alright, alright, alright.
Take an easy, take an easy.
I'll quit painting the park.
Just stop messing up my place And you've gotta admit to our boss that it was you Why? Cause our friend got fired for what you did.
So what? Alright alright alright.
Ya that's right.
I'm the one who did it.
I'm the graffiti artist, I'm hitting the world with knowledge.
I'm painting the truth, I'm painting rebelous, I'm.
.
I am calling the cops.
The cops can't catch this.
Later you boshwa sucker.
Oh, man! We're really sorry we got you guys fired.
You better be sorry.
I'm just kidding.
Well you two, welcome back to the park.
Well I was really tearing it up as a comedian.
but scence your begging.
Comedy, wow, congratulations, maybe you don't need this job after all.
Please give me the keys.
All right.
All right, I need you guys to paint over the grffiti.
Awwww what! That isn't fair.
Hey you can leave anytime you want, but the less you think you can make it as a stand up comieidian.
I suggest you stay and start painting.
Want to go to wing kingdom?