South of Nowhere s03e12 Episode Script

Ashley? Ashley? Ashley? Ashley! What! - I'm sorry.
- Not good enough.
I was so wasted that night, I don't even remember saying any of those things.
Well, you did.
It was Jake alright, he had to have He had to have what Kyla, held a gun to your head? Make you say all those awful things about our father, and about me, how I'm a whore? I know I made a mistake, alright? What can I do for you to forgive me? Please, I'll do anything.
You want to know what you can do? You can take your soy chips, and your yoga mat, and your fashionista wardrobe and you can get out.
Come on Ashley, please, I'm begging you! Transcripted, edited and resynced by RiCK - Hey! - Hey Don't get too excited or anything I just wasn't expecting you.
Why didn't you call? Well, your cell phone was off.
Yeah I need a new number.
Or a new address.
Maybe in Belize.
Well, I came by to see if wanted to go to Ego with me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet.
Perfect, you can get some there.
Have you ever been there during the day? It's like so cool! They have this Sunday brunches and Lily and Jonica are going to be there.
Wait, did they put you up to this? What? They didn't ask to do an interview? I have no idea what you're talking about.
My stupid sister and her ex-manager decided to do a video And now it's all over the internet.
Oh my God, is she naked? No, I wish.
Then she would only have humiliated herself Instead of humiliating me with the pack of lies.
- It can't be that bad.
- Easy for you to say You haven't seen it.
- I mean, if it's lies then - If? Ok, it's not what I meant, but Ash - Go to brunch with your friends - Ashley Bye.
If you're not out of here in 24 hours, I'll be.
God, I suck! - You're a work in progress.
- Oh, come on Ok, I was distracted.
Well, that's ok, I forgive you.
Uh, oh, looks like more trouble for the notorious Davies sisters.
I don't know how this stuff gets out there.
Hey, I know you're friends with Kyla or Ashley? Both.
Well, I hear Ashley can really sing.
Is too bad she's stuck with such a shallow no talented sister.
Actually, Kyla is really smart, you know, and she is a good person.
Don't believe everything you read.
Honestly I don't really care about any of this.
I'm just really stressed about this paper I have to finish.
Can I help? You can buy me a mocha.
And what do I get in return? Well, buy me one and you'll find out.
Hey, Mom, it's me.
I was thinking about coming home for a while.
I want to see you, Mom! I just made a mistake, mom! Yes, mom, I was high in the video.
Rehab? No mom, you're not our last resort.
What friends? I don't even have any friends, they're all Ashley's friends.
Alright, ok Nevermind, nevermind Ok, nevermind.
Forget that I called.
Oh, hey girl, what are you doing here? Hi, Jonica, Lily invited me, is she around? Oh, she's here somewhere But let's not find her, I want you all to myself.
Nothing like a bloody in the morning to get the bus going.
What are you drinking? Me? I'm not Come on I'll buy Jonica, are you trying to luck her up our underage friend here? Of course, how I'm also gonna get her to make out with me? - Shameless.
- That's my middle name.
Yeah, I think I'm just going to have a latte.
OK, but first you have to share.
What? You never stop working, do you? I'm just making conversation, totally OTR, ok? Off the record.
Oh, wait, is this about that video that Ashley was freaking out about? - Ah Yeah.
- How bad was is it? You haven't seen it? But seriously? I mean, I don't even think that it'll stop her, because she is such a whore.
I'm just kidding.
No, but seriously, she is kind of though, I mean.
She's got girlfriends, she's got boyfriends, she's got friends with benefits, she's got everything! Gosh, she even did it with our producer, I swear to God.
No, I swear! You don't believe me? Is it true? Did she sleep with Ethan Marks? Of course not! - You sure? - Yeah, totally.
Then why is she so upset about? How about that bloody? Have mine.
Good morning parentals.
Sportstime? Yeah, I got my job back.
Quin said when I actually showed up I was one of the most successful salesman he ever had.
Which is good because I'm going to need to pay for this A.
C.
T.
prep class I just signed up for.
I think I'm good on the math, but the verbals Wait, wait You're taking the A.
C.
T's? Yeah, know I kind of missed the whole bone on the college application process, but it should be cool, because Chelsea said that a lot of people started Jr.
College and then transferred Sounds good.
- Really, you think so? - Absolutely.
- Me too.
- Thanks! So, you ready for round three? If I've learned one thing about alcohol is that two is probably already past my limit.
Oh, you're such a lightweight Oh my gosh Cynthia Stegner just walked in.
I have to talk to her.
Who's Cynthia Stegner? Major studio power player.
Way hooked in the lesbian mafia.
Lesbian Mafia! You're so cute.
Robbing the cradle, Jonica? - Shut up, Sam.
- Yeah, shut up, Sam! So what kind of drunk are you? I'm not drunk, I mean, I hardly ever drink.
No, I'm like a play it safe kind of girl.
Well, here's to play it a little less safe.
- Cheers! - Cheers! She's got everything, gosh, she even did it with Bet I can guess what you're watching.
And Ashley must be so pissed off! I know that look, and she's definitely load on something.
Yeah, I'll I'm going to be on something too, if I don't finish that.
Needs another coat of barnish.
All right, that's why I'm here.
So, how can I help? Start by cleaning that up.
- Hey.
- Hey! - Where are you going? - Just going to have that cigarette.
Come on, really do you smoke? Yeah, I know, it's gross.
But I'm totally quitting.
Down like, two packs a day? I just need something to do my hands.
Well, there are other options, you know? - Oh yeah? - Yeah Uh, wow I'm sorry No, I'm sorry, I don't know where that came from.
I was totally just kidding around, I thought that you knew that.
No, I did! I mean, I didn't, but I normally don't do things like that.
The thing is that I totally have a girlfriend And you are really cute, but you're like in high school.
I mean totally, I have a girlfriend too.
Is just I don't, I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.
Alright.
Just, mixed signal.
- I'm going to have a cigarette.
- Cool.
Stupid - Hey! Are you're leaving? - Yeah, I should go.
What's wrong? I do not know, it's the alcohol I'm not feeling great.
Did something happened with Jonica? No, no.
Well, yeah But it was my fault, I mean, I do not know what came over me.
It was totally mislead by her signals Spencer it wasn't you, ok? It's just Jonica, she pulls that routine all the time.
What routine? You know the flirting, the teasing? The messing with your head to see that she can get you into her.
My God, that is worse than high school.
Come on, high isn't that bad Are you kidding me? High school sucks! I mean, I'm practically the only - Lesbian there? - Yeah.
I mean, I can't even believe that this place exists.
I like want to come here every week for brunch and want to see you guys everyday and talk about movies and life, you know? Yeah.
It's all about absorbing and I think you do that really well.
When it comes to romance we're all still in Jr.
High.
And you have a girlfriend who really cares about you And She could use a little T.
L.
C.
right now.
Come on let's go.
You are a terrible influence.
- This distracted you? - Completely.
How about this: The Dresden Dolls, Santa Monica Pier tonight? Now that's just pure evil.
We don't have to go, you know, I'm just telling you Well, you know what they say about all work and no play Now you're talking Let me just shut down.
Wait, let me just check my email, to see what time they're going on.
Hey, what's wrong? Mom, dad? Anybody home? In here.
- Ashley? - Your parents went out on a dinner date.
So I thought we could have a little day of our own.
Ash.
Before you say anything I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
I was freaking out about the video and I took it out on you.
- It wasn't fair.
- It's ok, I totally get it.
I need to explain something.
You don't need to explain anything.
It's really, it's not a big deal.
I want to.
It's about Ethan.
I used to pretend that he was my boyfriend.
I even told people that we hooked up, just to get all of them jealous.
Well, in case you were wondering if we ever hooked up, we didn't.
Not now, or ever.
Does any of this makes sense? More than you know.
Actually there is something, but you're the one who needs to forgive me.
You know, it's probably better to do 3 years at a community college anyways You know it's way easier to transfer and I don't even know.
What I want to major in yet.
You know, so give me time to explore my options.
Yeah, that's great.
Plus, you know, Santa Monica is not that far from UCLA.
You know, we might not be in the same classes But we can still shoot hoops whenever you want.
Hey, would you kill me if I'll be on the pier tonight? No, of course not.
I'm just really stressing about this paper Totally understood.
You know, just, I'll call you tomorrow then.
Well, It's probably going to take the rest of the week.
And you call Kyla shallow.
- What? - Come on, Sasha! You're going to dump me because I didn't get in, at least call it what it is.
No, I'm just worried that we might be going in different directions.
Oh, so you've outgrown me? That's not what I'm saying.
I'm just saying that I don't know how much we have in common anymore.
That didn't seem to bother you when we were in bed.
Aiden This just isn't working.
It's not working.
But not because I'm not up to your standards But because you're not up to mine.
You know I'm glad that I'm going to SMC.
And I'm glad I'm not the type of person that outgrows their friends.
See you around.
So, seriously, you're not mad at me? No, please If our relationship cannot survive a few sluttly embarrassing would be, indiscretions then what's the point? I guess it's true.
I have something for you.
But it's a couple weeks late.
Is it my birthday present? Yes, it's your birthday present! Ok, well, it's really cheesy and romantic, but I wrote this for you.
And I was going to play it live, but I was afraid that I was gonna mess it up Or you were going to make me laugh, so I recorded it.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there? Interrupting cow.
- Interrupting cow ? - Muuuu! What? Ashley? - Hey! - Hey Sorry I knocked, and nobody answered, and I heard the radio So I used the Ashley's emergency key she gave me.
Yeah, she's not here right now.
I I came to see you, actually.
Anyways, it's getting kind of late so We should probably get this over to the school.
Glen.
I don't know how to thank you, for everything that you've done Because I would have never been able to get through all this without you.
Whatever You're so like the quarterback, and I'm just the cheer-leading squad.
Please don't tell anybody I just said that.
Are you going somewhere? Yeah.
I'm, the Ashram for a couple days Like I planned before you know anyway Ashram And then who knows.
Well, you're coming back, alright? Coming back? To what? Kyla.
Really I'm completely and, totally alone right now.
You are so much more than just a cheer-leading squad.
You're like the fullback and the halfback and Wow, I'm really bad at this metaphor.
Well, hey, you know, as long as I don't have to carry the pompons we're good.
Ok, you're not alone.
I'm here.
And you're not going anywhere.
And you know what's funny? It's like you're trying so hard To be, this guy that your father wants you to be and you're already that guy.
- You think so? - I know so.
You know what?