SuperMansion (2015) s03e12 Episode Script

Debbie Does Devizo

[music.]
Titanium Rex: Anyone care for a top-off? Extraordini, more eggnog? The Seven-Eyed Scepter demands a diet void of animal products.
Also, if the scepter knew I was celebrating a Judeo-Christian holiday, it would just shit, - so let's not throw it in the scepter's face.
- Far out.
Bogman? I'm made of trash.
I spent yesterday in a landfill eating Allman Brothers 8-tracks.
Fill her up.
Rex, General Agrabah claims you and he have fought in more battles together than you and I.
Don't ask me to do the math tonight, Zenith.
Fine.
We shall settle this by combat.
Gather your men and weapons of war.
This shall be glorious! [spits.]
Wait! What? [whispering indistinctly.]
Ah, even in the cold of winter does love bloom for Dr.
Devizo and Heartshine.
I thought I would be enjoying the party with my wife.
Then you shouldn't have spent the entire day in your workshop.
I was working on something important.
- Oh, really? What? - This.
I made one for myself, as well.
- This way, we can always be together.
- Oh, Donald.
I need some fresh air.
[wind howling.]
Everything okay? I don't wanna hurt him, but I wasn't built for marriage.
My heart shines for all people.
Well, I hope it shines for me just a little more.
I wish it didn't, but it does, Rex.
- Mm.
- Mm.
- Titanium Rex: I need you, Heartshine.
- Debbie: You have me, Rex.
[knock on door.]
Man: Devizo, come on.
Team photo.
Let's go.
I'll be right there.
Everyone, gather around.
Closer.
Closer.
[growls.]
And [camera shutter clicks.]
It must have been very painful to find out your wife was in love with your best friend.
- It was.
- How did you deal with it? Poorly, Optimal Rex.
Very, very poorly.
If you'll excuse me, Sergeant Agony says Debbie is on her way.
I have to prepare myself to die.
[theme music.]
[grunting.]
[groans.]
3x13 - Debbie Does Devizo American Ranger: That monster we fought on the island - was Dr.
Devizo's ex-wife? - And my former lover.
Before, after, or during their marriage? Eh, the usual.
God damn it, Rex.
Okay.
I had an affair with Dr.
Devizo's wife.
- And mine.
- And my mom! All right.
Yes.
But that doesn't explain how Debbie ended up on a prison island for supervillains.
Maybe she took a helicopter like we did.
- I don't know.
- When did you see her last? She retired to a commune right before Devizo betrayed the League, or so I thought.
She was soft when she arrived.
I was sure she would die.
Like the others, I was a supervillain deemed too dangerous for my country of origin.
Every morning, the helicopters came to drop food.
The strong ate first.
It was a week before she knew she must fight or die, so she fought, the weakest at first, then the stronger.
Debbie? My Debbie? She is not your Debbie anymore.
When she had beaten all of us, only Stonemount remained.
He was the strongest of us.
He ate first.
He woke last.
[both grunting.]
Flame Scar: She ended him and was reborn.
[screeching.]
She became First Eater, the Last Waker, she who is not hunted.
I have got to stop her before she hurts someone.
No.
She isn't your problem, Dad.
For all we know, she just wants to be left alone.
She was a member of the League.
Ugh.
We've all seen how you treat former members of the League.
Why can't you just ignore this one, too? - What has gotten into - Sergeant Agony: Listen up! The helicopter Ms.
Deborah Devizo stole went down 50 miles outside Storm City! The pilot, Warrant Officer Nathan Mensler, wanted everyone to know he's okay.
Oh, like that's important information.
He thinks she's headed for Storm City.
I've arranged transport for you and the team.
- I can fly there faster on my own.
- Dad, please don't.
- Why are you so worried about this? - I I can't say.
Well, I'm sorry.
I've got to do this.
Come on! Damn it.
I forgot my charger.
Aw, screw it.
[gasps.]
You! [grunts.]
What did you do, Devizo?! I screwed up, okay? Ugh! I screwed up bad.
When I found out about you and Deborah, I wanted to kill you both.
I'd heard of an island in South America.
I faked her Dear John letter and fooled her into going to the island with me, where I told her she would spend the rest of her days.
You're sick.
I wasn't in my right mind! It was the '70s.
We thought cocaine was vitamins, for God's sake.
You left her to die.
No.
The next day, I cooled down and rushed back to save her.
I searched for weeks.
Devastated, I had to give up.
[grunting.]
- I should kill you.
- Debbie: I wouldn't bother.
He's already dead.
- Debbie.
Debbie, I - Lance of light.
Glove: Lance of light.
- Wait! It's me.
- I know who you are, but you have no idea who I've become.
I can help you, but you have to tell me what you want.
You'll know what I want when I take it, tomorrow at dawn.
Okay.
I'll just tell you.
It's Dr.
Devizo's head.
- That's what I want.
- Come on! - I can't let you do that.
- You think yourself blameless? Devizo put me on that island, but you left me there.
I-I thought you didn't wanna see me.
You believed what you wanted to believe.
You will leave Devizo to die or fall yourself.
Would it be really weird if I threw out that I know a kick-ass therapist we could all Every night, I went to sleep knowing in the morning someone would try to kill me.
Know that in the morning I come to kill you.
Know that in the morning you die.
- Feet of feather.
- Wait! No! Glove: Feet of feather.
Whoo! Boy, oh, boy.
How are we going to get out of this one? Rex? Rex, what's the plan? I I loved her, Devizo.
I can't forgive this.
You're on your own.
I loved her first, you asshole! I loved her first.
Hey, Groaner.
It's me.
It's, uh, 2:00 a.
m.
Uh, maybe you're asleep.
Uh, I don't know if you've heard, but I've been riding around in a helicopter all week, some time in a boat.
Life is pretty full and interesting for me at the moment.
Doing just fine without you.
Pick up your goddamn phone every once in a while! Did you miss me, Liplor? I did indeed.
Did you bring me anything? - Think there's some sand in my pockets.
- I'll take it.
Do you find it worrisome that Rex just flew off without consulting us? I'm more concerned with how worrisome Lex finds it.
Devizo: You fear what you'll become, don't you? In this future, I'm an evil insect overlord.
Of course I'm afraid.
It's in your power to prevent it, but you have to trust me.
Back in your world, the past, my ex-wife returns to murder me.
I know this will leave you gobsmacked, but I kind of deserve it.
Rex, your father, will die protecting me, if you do as I say.
- If I do as you say? - Yes.
You save him by unleashing the full power of your insect side.
From that point forward, any hope of controlling yourself is lost.
Rex lives, but this future is born.
I beg you, Lex, when you hear the name Debbie Devizo, fly away and don't look back.
How do I know this isn't one of your plans? That's the tragedy of our relationship.
You don't.
Rex, did you find Debbie? Yes.
She wanted a word with Devizo.
I bet.
Did they get everything worked out? Sure.
Debbie's coming back in the morning to murder him.
Turns out, he was the one that put her on that island.
Anyway, it's been a late one.
Let's all get some sleep.
Wait.
You're not just going to let her kill Dr.
Devizo, are you? Yeah, I am.
You heard me say that he was the one that stranded her on that island, right? Yeah, we got that.
Okay, so, then, what are we talking about? I know Dr.
Devizo is no pal of ours, but Ranger, shut up.
Rex is the leader of this team, and if he wants to sit this one out, we sit it out! - Rex, help, please.
- She's right, Ranger.
Everyone, get some sleep.
You all know why we're here.
In less than four hours, Debbie Devizo is coming to murder your boss.
- Are we gonna let that happen? - All: No! We'll put Dr.
Devizo here, inside a secret bunker in the Mojave Desert.
There's only on way in, and the door has one hell of a lock, us.
All: Yeah! How'd you piss her off? You keep the convertible in the divorce? Bitches be crazy, right? He left her to die on a deserted island infested with murderous supervillains.
- Thank you, Sergeant Agony.
- Whoa.
That's yoah.
That is pretty messed up, man.
The way we were all cheering, I-I feel sick to my stomach.
Am I contributing to behavior like this when I say, "Bitches be crazy"? Dude, I-I think you might be.
This might be a good time to bring up how we don't have - one female member.
- Wow.
You're You're right.
I don't know what that says about us, but it can't be good.
[murmuring.]
Look, none of us are happy about defending an abusive husband.
- Abusive? I was just - Why don't you save it? Whether we like it or not, let's keep this dangerous sociopath safe! Whoo! All [flatly.]
: Yay.
And away from your sisters if you've got 'em.
[gasping.]
We thought Hysterio's mind leeches had turned you evil forever, Rex.
- But Heartshine never gave up on you.
- What's that you always say? "One my stumble.
One may fall.
" The League will catch you All: One for all.
One for all.
Aah! [gasps.]
[panting.]
[sighs.]
I thought you didn't care about Dr.
Devizo, Rex.
I'm not doing this for him.
There's still humanity in Debbie.
I can't let her throw that away.
- Ugh! - Lex, I need your help on this.
I won't ask you for anything else ever, but please let this go.
I don't understand.
You don't have to.
Just know that if you don't, I won't be your daughter anymore.
I don't know if you're jealous or mad at me or what, but I don't have time for this.
If you don't support me, sit this one out.
[sobs.]
It's almost dawn, everyone.
We don't know when Deborah will hit, but she's gonna hit hard.
Titanium Rex: What's the plan? - Rex, you came.
- Save it, you madman.
- Madman? I'm - Shut the [bleep.]
up, Ted Bundy! We need all the help we can get! This corridor stretches a full mile into the heart of the mountain, leading to an impenetrable cell.
Every section of the corridor has state-of-the-art defensive capabilities, gas, lasers, EMPs, you name it.
Broken up by a series of safe rooms where we will team up and lie in wait.
Oh, so we throw ourselves at her like cannon fodder and hope she uses up all her powers.
- I call Groaner! - Fa You heard him, team.
Let's do this.
Titanium Lex: Maybe you just don't want me to save Rex.
How do I know this isn't one of your plans? Devizo: That's the tragedy of our relationship.
You don't.
She really shouldn't be up there.
- Aah! - Ow! Hey, beat it! That's a cultural treasure! Okay.
I'm going.
[music.]
- You got anything? - Not a goddamn thing.
You know, this is bullshit! We're superheroes, man.
Why are we back here with the norms? - What are your powers again? - [stammers.]
Shut up, you you dick.
Quiet.
I've got something.
This is it.
Go, go, go, go! [yelling.]
[yelling.]
Hanzer Comet.
Glove: Hanzer Comet.
[yelling.]
[warbled screaming.]
Oh! Okay.
This is it.
Who wants to go first? I've always hated all of you.
I want you to know that.
[grunts.]
Robobot: You can't hit what isn't there.
Quad Eyes.
Glove: Quad Eyes.
Oh, shit.
[metallic thud.]
Welp, you're on your own, guys.
All: Ha! Brain-jack.
Glove: Brain-jack.
All: Knock-knock.
I'm here.
[grunting.]
Skeleton key.
Glove: Skeleton key.
Energetic eel.
Glove: Energetic eel.
Open fire.
[screaming.]
[screaming continuing.]
Hey, anyone thinking maybe we just pee on ourselves and see if that calms her down? Wraith of wind.
Glove: Wraith of wind.
[screaming.]
Cooch! Sinew of stone.
Glove: Sinew of stone.
[grunting.]
Stop, please! [screaming.]
So, how's the girlfriend? She cheat on you yet? [chuckles.]
Ooh, what are you doing? Oh, I wanna help.
[thuds.]
The [bleep.]
is all this? This is whatever you want it to be.
Is it a flower, a bee, or maybe you'd like a kiss of nerve gas.
Uh, you're immune to nerve gas? [high-pitched voice.]
: No, not at all.
This is helium! Gary, you [bleep.]
me for the last time! This is it then.
Pick your power.
Think I'm good.
[grunts.]
[gas hisses.]
- Quantum dome.
- Glove: Quantum dome.
Buster Nut, it's been an honor.
- It has? - Just get behind me! You've grown on me, you little bastard.
Merciless window.
Glove: Merciless window.
[grunts.]
[screams.]
- Witchcraft.
- Quantum-stabilized wormholes.
I don't care what you call it.
It's creepy as hell.
- Buster Nut: Ow! Ow! Ow! - Yah! Ow! Ow! Ow! [grunting.]
Ow! Ow! Ow! [groaning.]
Having fun? Because I can keep this up all day.
Ow! [grunting.]
[groaning.]
[screaming.]
[grunts.]
Donald! She's here.
[door opens.]
[groaning.]
If anyone is out there, the League of Freedom is down! Repeat, down! We need help! Oh, shit! Agony [over radio.]
: Lex, can you hear me? Please, Rex is in trouble.
[sobbing.]
Lex, can you hear me? [sobbing.]
You've made your choice then.
What you did on that island you did to survive, but this is just cold-blooded murder.
I don't know if I mentioned this before, but I also apologized, if that helps.
Slithering thought.
Glove: Slithering thought.
[groans.]
Winter spear.
Glove: Winter spear.
[grunts.]
Weighted void.
Glove: Weighted void.
[yells.]
Aah! - Data scar.
- Glove: Data scar.
What are you doing? [crackles.]
- Aah! - No! Debbie, please.
[Titanium Rex grunting.]
[Debbie groans.]
[grunts.]
[groans.]
- Plasma gaze.
- Glove: Plasma gaze.
[grunting.]
[groans.]
All you have to do is move.
I'm I'm sorry for what happened to you, Debbie.
If I have to die to prove that, so be it.
[grunting.]
[music.]
[screaming.]
[Titanium Lex yelling.]
[grunts.]
[groans.]
[gasps.]
Dad! Lex? [groans.]
Mortal triage.
Glove: Mortal triage.
[beeping.]
God mode.
Glove: God mode.
[grunts.]
[warbling.]
- Oh! - Dear God! [grunts.]
[grunting.]
[gasps.]
[grunting.]
[screeches.]
Lex, no.
[grunting.]
[groans.]
- Light of Ugh! - Glove: Command not recognized.
[screaming.]
[screeches.]
Donald, do something.
[screeching.]
Devizo: Lex, look at me.
It's over.
Put her down, dear.
[groans.]
[screeches.]
[panting.]
[sighs.]
[sighs.]
I wasn't supposed to do that.
What? In the future, you told me if I did that, I could never go back.
Were you telling the truth? Oh, honey, I-I don't know.
It's It's me.
Uh I don't know.
[monitor beeping.]
- Lex? - Sorry to disappoint but no.
Devizo, what are you doing? You know, thanking you for saving my life.
I'm upsetting you.
I-I'll leave.
No, don't.
It's It's better if someone's here.
What happened to Debbie? She's being held in a cushy federal prison.
I saw to that.
It was the least I could do.
Now rest, old friend.
Your worries will be here when you wake.
[seagulls chirping.]
[grunts.]
[music.]
[screaming.]

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