Erky Perky (2006) s03e13 Episode Script

1
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(whimpering and crying)
- Come on, jump
Perky, you can do it.
(squealing)
(yelling)
No, when that thing
lands it'll break open
and we'll get all
the food inside it.
(giggling) Bingo.
(thudding)
(grunting)
(grunting)
(knocking)
(crying)
Will you stop your crying Perky?
- But it's not me.
(crying)
- Margaret, what's wrong?
- My Cecil, he's gone.
Gone!
- Where have he gone, where?
- If I knew that,
do you think I'd be throwing
my self around like this?
You have to help me find him.
You have to!
(crying)
- Is there a reward?
- Of course there
isn't a reward.
Do you think I'm made of crumbs?
- Okay, well I guess you'll
never see Cecil again then.
Come on Perky, let's go.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright.
If you find my Cecil I'll
give you a bag of crumbs.
- Oh, a bag of crumbs, wow.
- In that case, we'll
definitely find him.
So we'll start with
a few questions.
- When did you last see--
- I'm the detective here Perky.
- Yeah, but I'm--
- You go and do
something useful.
- Um.
(knocking)
(banging)
Ow, oh, ow.
- So, when did you
last see Cecil?
- Well, we were
just finishing up
paying a little friendly
visit to the other bugs.
Just like usual.
(whimsical music)
(panting)
I want all the
crumbs you've got.
- You've got them all,
I haven't got anymore.
(panting)
- Can I do it, Margaret, can I?
- No, leave it to me.
(cackling)
- Ah ha.
(thudding)
(grunting)
- So Cecil appeared quite
happy up to that moment?
- Oh I was having a lovely day.
- Interesting.
So what happened before that?
- We were just having
a laugh with Deilah.
(whimsical music)
Where's all the food
you caught last night?
- I didn't catch
anything last night.
See for yourself.
- Can I do it now Margaret?
- No, allow me.
(grunting)
(thudding)
(cackling)
- Ugh.
- So nothing out of
the ordinary there.
And what happened before that?
- Well, let's see.
Um, oh yeah, we paid a
friendly visit to Stinks.
- It's getting
claustrophobically
squeazasish in here.
- Can I poke him
with a stick now?
- No, let me, let me.
(whimsical music)
(shrieking)
- Clearly following your
regular daily routine.
- Absolutely.
- Hm, and Cecil
was participating
in his normal enthusiastic
and irritating way?
- As dependable as ever.
(shrieking)
- Is there something you're
not telling me, Margaret?
A chance meeting with
a stranger perhaps?
- Well, let me think.
Yes, yes, come to think of it,
we did have a bit of
fun with some kids.
(squealing)
- Incredible.
- Ah ha, playing
with food, illegal.
Hand it over.
I said give it here.
(thudding)
- I said give it here.
- That's just what I said.
(shrieking)
- What's wrong, did I
catch you off balance?
- Ah, good one Margaret.
Off balance. (laughing)
- No.
(coughing)
You ate my crumb, give it back.
Hm, hm, hm.
- Let me Margaret.
I'll sort him out.
I'll get your crumb back
for you, really I will.
- So, clearly Cecil
was having a good time.
- Oh, the best.
(yelling)
(thudding)
(grunting)
- Could it have been something
you said over breakfast?
- Hm, well, let me think.
(whimsical music)
- Breakfast my great
purple magnificence.
(munching)
Ah!
- No you don't.
Stop being so greedy Cecil.
(munching)
- [Perky] Hmph.
- The very last thing
Cecil said to me was
I'm going to find a friend.
And I haven't seen him since.
(crying)
- Don't worry Margaret,
no matter what Perky
and I will find Cecil.
(grunting)
- The stress is killing me.
I'm going to lie down.
- I think I've got a headache.
(sighing)
(grunting)
- Ah ha, case solved.
You did it Frenzel, didn't you?
- What are you talking about?
- You took Cecil and put
him in there, admit it.
- Nothing would give me
greater pleasure to admit that.
But unfortunately,
I am innocent.
(grunting)
(yelling)
(thudding)
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
(crying)
(gasping)
Look a clue, a spider web
with a Cecil sized hole in it.
You never liked Cecil, did you?
- No, not very much.
- Admit it.
- I just did.
- [Erky] What have
you done with him?
- [Delila] Nothing.
- Where is Cecil, where?
- I have no idea darling.
- Well don't you forget,
I know where you live.
- Um Erky, hello, help?
- Oh, we're missing
something here, I know it.
- Well Cecil did say he
was gonna find a friend.
- Oh be quiet, I'm thinking.
Wait, he said he was
going to find a friend.
Who was that friend?
- I don't know, who?
- Well, let's just
look at the evidence,
shall we, my friend.
- Okay.
- It was you Perky, you did it.
- Really, did I?
- Yes, you've always been
suspiciously friendly.
(crying)
- Why did I do it?
- A better question is how
could I have been so clever.
(thudding)
(crying)
- So, where is he?
- Ah, you mean Cecil?
- Of course I mean Cecil,
who else would I mean?
(crying)
(thudding)
(shrieking)
- [Both] Cecil.
- Cecil?
- Margaret.
- Cecil.
- Who put you in there?
- I did.
- You've been hiding there
when you told me you were
going to find a friend?
- Well that's the point,
I don't have any friends.
- But Cecil, I'm you're friend.
- You're not, you never
let me do any fun stuff
like make life miserable
for the other bugs.
- That's not true.
- 'Tis so.
Did you let me cut Delila's web?
(yelling)
- Didn't I?
- And did you let me
retrieve that crumb?
- Give it back!
Did you want to?
- Did you let me spin Boof?
- Leave it to me.
- I suppose I didn't.
- I rest my case.
- Well, here's two bugs.
Would you like to make
life miserable for them?
(gasping)
- You mean it, really truly?
- Be my guest, friend.
- Um hey, what about my
reward, the bag of crumbs?
- Reward, you're lucky
we don't flatten you out,
paint a red spot on your tummy,
and use you for target practice.
- What a good idea.
Get 'em!
(shrieking)
(cackling)
- You're the best Margaret.
- I know.
- Erky, does this
mean I'm innocent?
- Just keep running Perky.
(yelling)
(whimsical music)