Every Witch Way (2014) s03e13 Episode Script

1 (Object rolls inside can) Impossible.
She destroyed this.
(Footsteps) You thought you could stop me with this.
(Chuckling) Help! Nurse Lily, help! Oh, no.
Nurse Lily, this is an emergency.
My thumbs are cramping up.
Please, open the door for me, Nurse Lily.
Nurse Lily, it's a texting emergency.
I cast a spell It takes a hold of you I see my dreams and they're all coming true Come on, let's go You and me together Look up ahead It's a magical adventure Every witch way-ay-ay-ay I'm trying every witch way-ay-ay-ay I'm going every witch way-ay-ay-ay Every witch way Jax! Thank goodness I found you.
Emma? Where are you? Did I butt-dial you again? No, I'm right here.
Where? Aah! Sorry.
I'm just trying to show you where I am.
Wait.
You're Yes, I'm invisible and in a lot of trouble.
Don't worry.
We know the reversal spell, remember? We can just You! Not now, okay? I'm busy.
Doing what? (Laughing) It's an improvement, I'd say.
Very "dairy chic".
Do you think this is funny? I'll show you what funny is.
(Emma) It wasn't him.
Emma? Where are you? Right here, and I dumped the yogurt on your head because you deserved it.
You both better come out of the bathroom right now! Okay, Dad, I'll be out in a second.
I'm just, uh, washing Andi's hair.
What?! I gotta get myself out of here.
That's it, I am coming Francisco Alonso are you going into the girls' bathroom? I, um yes.
Emma and Andi won't come out of the bathroom.
Something about monster zits and Andi's hair.
Just when you think you understand teenage girls I'm sure it's nothing.
Um, how about I go check on them? That way you don't have to go in.
(Sighs) Thank you.
I really appreciate it.
(Knock on door) Emma, Andi, I'm coming in.
Oh, I should help them.
(Chuckles) In case it's a lunch-related emergency.
(Emma) Let's talk in here.
I don't want people thinking you're talking to yourself.
(Door opens) (Emma) This is private, Jax.
Then why is he here? She means between us.
(Emma) I do.
I'll see you later.
Fine.
I'll be outside if you need me, okay? She won't.
Why are you invisible? To spy on me? (Emma) What? No.
I was holding the crystal and I accidentally made myself invisible.
Was the yogurt an accident, too? That you deserved.
Why? I heard you talking to Mia, about us, about me.
(Sighs) I was just venting.
To Mia? Yes.
We're friends.
Like you and Jax.
That's it, isn't it? You're not just friends.
That's why we're fighting.
It has nothing to do with Mia.
What are you saying? (Sighs) I'm saying that maybe it's time, time for a break.
Mr.
Miller who are you talking to? No one.
I was just practicing for a presentation.
(Clearing throat) And that is how Spain won the Spanish-Mexican War.
Mexico won the Spanish-Mexican War.
It would do you good to open up a book now and then, Mr.
Miller.
Fortunately, you're not in my class.
Okay, all right, I'm leaving.
We still have a lot to talk about.
Look, Mr.
Alonso's waiting out there, and I can't go out without Emma.
Okay, I'm already in big trouble for making holes in his wall.
Oh, I try and I try, and I just don't understand those human games.
But that's not a game.
You didn't tell them? I haven't had a chance.
Tell me what? I recovered the last piece of the Crystal de Caballero, and made it whole.
You what? Oh, I thought that was lost forever.
Quick, where is it? Calm down.
Don't worry, it's safe, in my office.
Okay.
Well, let's go, we gotta get away from here No, no, no, no, no! as soon as possible.
What are we gonna tell Principal Alonso? Leave that to me.
I can solve this with a spell or two.
This is ridiculous.
I am the principal of this school and I'm Emma's father.
I can also go in the girls' bathroom in case of an emergency.
Here they are.
Finally.
You ne Wow, you really were washing your hair.
That's what I said.
Very well, Father, I am out of the washroom.
(Gasps) What's up, Andi and Andi? Uh, are you all right? And And why are you wearing glasses? Uh, it was my idea.
So she could look smarter when she went to her Big Brains interview.
And she does.
Is there anything else I can assist you with or are we free to take our leave? Uh, I wanted to go over some of the questions before the Big Brains interview.
(Laughing) That's ironic.
Like humans have big brains.
(Laughing) That's so funny! Ha, ha ha! You know what? Emma, just go to class, okay? I'll see you for the interview.
And, Emma, don't be late, okay? Oh, my gosh! That was a close one.
Could you have sounded any older? I don't know what you speak of.
I think that went superbly.
I speak of that.
Really? Nurse Lily, you really need to clean up.
And you need to stop gossiping before you lose that thumb.
What? How? Will they have to amputate it? Look, there's nothing I could do Wait, you're not gonna do anything.
No ice or heat or I can apply some heat.
(Groans) Never mind.
Um, wait here while I get you some stuff to cure you with.
(Door opens) We've got to get rid of the Crystal de Caballero as soon as possible.
I got it.
You've said it, like, a million times.
Yay, Nurse Lily.
Did you get the stuff to fix my thumbs? Gigi, what are you doing here? You went to get some ice or stuff for my thumb cramps.
Nurse Lily.
It's gone.
Just like I remember.
You taught me well, Dad.
With this, witches will soon be extinct.
(Emma) I'm in so much trouble.
(Thump) What was that? Me.
Dropping my head in despair.
Oh.
Are you upset about being invisible or are you upset about Daniel? Both, I guess.
Well, you shouldn't be.
You're the strongest witch there is, and the Council isn't here to reprimand you.
They're here to help.
Look, as the strongest witch, you should be with a wizard, not a human.
Jax I I know, I know.
You don't want to talk about it right now.
I was going to say that maybe you're right.
Maybe Daniel and I are just not meant to be.
Uh, of course I'm right.
You're not.
You don't have to be so happy about it.
And you don't have to be so down about it.
Wait, I know exactly what'll cheer you up.
(Dance music playing) (Emma laughing) That's (Laughs) I don't know what to say.
Oh, come on, it's fun.
Are you dancing, too, or am I just making a fool out of myself? Maybe.
(Chuckles) This is fun.
(Music stops) (Slow song playing) One more dance.
Okay, but I'm not there.
Boy meets girl There.
And everyone can tell When every second word is your name All I've known What are you doing? (Emma) Danny! Emma? Where are you? Yes, she is, and she's with me.
(Emma) I can speak for myself.
I just need to talk to Emma.
Well, you have nothing to talk about.
Accept it.
This is none of your business.
(Emma) I'm invisible, but I can still talk for myself.
Ow! That's my foot! Get off her foot.
That was not me, that was you.
(Emma) Would you stop talking about me like I'm not here? Seriously.
She was talking about you.
(Emma) I was talking about both of you.
I just need to talk to Emma, in private.
Well, we were in the middle of something so you're just gonna have to wait, outside.
No way.
This is important, way more important than whatever this is.
Then why don't we let Emma decide.
Fine with me.
Emma? Emma? (Both) Look what you did.
Where do you think she went? Where do you think she went? (Groans) That's cheating! I can't believe Proxy would do this to me.
Take that Mia's side over mine? Well, if this kanay thinks he can just traipse in here and cast his strange kanay net over my Maddie Winkie and then ignore her for another kanay, he has got another thing coming.
Ooh! What's the other thing? Me.
(Sighs) He is gonna get it the next time I see him.
Hmmph! (Gasps) That's it! I have to see him.
All the time.
(Gasps) Never let him out of my sight.
No! How are you gonna do that? He'll be with me at all times, that much is true.
(Chuckles) So make Diego stick to me like gum on a shoe.
What?! What am I doing here? I'm stuck to your foot! Ooh, me next! Can I be stuck to your other shoe? Well, if it isn't the conniving kanay.
How dare you dump my Maddie Winkie? Could you just please undo whatever this spell is so we could talk? Just shake him off, Maddie, just shake him right off! Yeah! Good idea.
(Laughing) No! Maddie! Stop! Please.
(Gasping) I feel like I'm dizzy.
Ooh, I bet he's full of static electricity.
(Static crackles) (Laughing) Are you sure it was the complete Crystal de Caballero? I'm positive.
That's why we called you.
Oh, this is terrible! Who could have taken it? Well, it could have been one of a number of people.
Hello, Council members.
I'm here to receive my reward for finding and fixing the Crystal de Caballero.
Oh, whoa! You know what? This place was way tidier when it was my office.
I'm just saying.
Andi, have you seen the crystal? What? No.
Why? The crystal you're bragging about appears to have gone missing.
What about Mr.
Novoa? This seems to be right up his alley.
Wait, Jax wouldn't take it.
He found it.
I thought you said you found it.
What? I did! Yeah, Jax just kind of helped a little, but the reward should still go to me.
(Groans) This is a nightmare! Wait, what's the big deal? The big deal is that any witch in the presence of the crystal can't cast any spells.
Wait, that's not true.
Emma cast an invisibility spe spread.
Yeah, that, uh, invincible spread she makes with, uh, artichokes and Swiss cheese.
Ohh, that sounds delectable.
Emma cast a spell holding the crystal? Impossible.
Well, since the invisible cat is out of the bag, yeah, she did, and she can't undo it.
Did you happen to witness Emma cast this cheese spread spell? No, but (Sighs) Go ahead, tell 'em what happened.
We need them to get Emma out of this.
I know you're in here somewhere.
Just say something before I get too dizzy and barf on you.
(Emma) Eww! Stop! I'm right here.
How did you find me? I used my wizard sense.
Leads me straight to you.
(Emma) Did you cast a locator spell? Uh, maybe, and I also figured that you would listen to my advice and go to the Council for help.
Yep.
I don't have many choices left.
Well, what are you waiting for? I just I can't believe I'm in trouble again.
Well, don't worry.
What's the worst that can happen? They can't take your powers away.
Go! And hurry! I don't want people seeing us I mean, me.
Go.
I'm in.
Thank you.
Mr.
Novoa.
Mrs.
Jones, hi.
What are you doing on school grounds after hours? I um I Have detention? I have detention.
(Chuckles) Well, I'm glad you're so excited about it.
Come on, let's go.
I'm sure Emma's on her way.
Uh, more tea? It's been 363 seconds, Francisco.
We have a plane to catch.
(Sighs) I do apologize.
This is very unlike her.
We can't waste any more time.
I'm sorry.
I can't believe you did that.
Me neither.
I'm so sorry, Proxy.
Don't worry about it.
It's kind of awesome to see you so jealous.
It doesn't feel awesome.
You've got to trust me, Maddie.
I do.
It's just what if what she said is true? What if witches and kanays are destined not to get along? Well, then, we're gonna change that, right now.
Right here.
Starting with the two of us.
We can't change the past, but we can make the future better.
Isn't that in that superhero movie we watched last night? Uh, yeah, but it applies to us, too.
What about Mia? Emma's right, you know? She locked us in that closet and made it snow.
I didn't say anything 'cause you were so happy about finding another kanay.
Not if that kanay's gonna try to hurt you.
Wait, how do you know it was her? She made one of those floating balloon thingies you make.
Like that? Emma? Daniel.
How'd you know I'd be here? With my Emma sense.
I'd figured you'd go to the Council.
Yeah, and so did the Council.
They were waiting for me.
Are you okay? Emma, I'm so, so sorry about (Cell phone chiming) It's my dad.
(Beeping) And my dad, and my dad, and my dad.
(Beeping) Oh, no.
Oh, no, no! What's going on? My Big Brains interview, I missed it.
I gotta go.
I'll come with Mr.
Miller? Uh, hey, Mrs.
Jones.
What are you doing on school grounds at this hour? Uh Detention? Yes! I have detention.
What is going on in detention? Are they giving away prizes or something? Dad.
Where have you been? I I It's kind of hard to explain.
I don't want to hear it.
You know you missed your Big Brains interview.
Oh, no, I forgot.
Are they gone? Is it too late? Yes.
I tried calling you over a dozen times.
My phone was, uh, out of batteries.
I'm so sorry, Dad.
Yeah, me, too.
You know that I went through a lot of trouble to set up that interview for you.
I know you did.
They don't even consider teenagers, but when I told them that you had already mastered Zermelo's Theorem, they made an exception.
I don't know what to say.
I had to I don't want to hear any more excuses.
I don't even know what's going on with you, but I have been very patient, very trusting, and very understanding.
I know you have, and I really appreciate it.
I am not done, Emma.
I I don't trust you anymore.
I don't even know where you were, what you were doing, and I can't have that.
I wasn't doing anything bad, Dad, I promise.
Doesn't matter.
You're grounded.
Grounded? You've never grounded me before.
That's because you've never given me a reason to.
Give me your phone.
Dad! No more phone, no more internet, no more after school clubs.
That is it.
How long am I grounded for? Until Function F minus XD minus X.
Indefinitely? Right you are.
You would have been a shoo-in for Big Brains.
And one more thing, Emma.
No more boys.
I don't want to see Daniel or Jax in this house anymore.
Aaah! (Gasps) Aggie! What are you doing here? Looking for you, and a large pizza with double cheese.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Gigi's swamped with one order.
So, you reconsidered the whole guardian thing and you're here to offer me a job? Yes.
Why not? Look, I've continually helped the Wait, did you say "yes"? Yes.
And the offer is still on the table.
We need the crystal back, and we believe one of the kanays has it.
Well, why don't you guys just go get it? I mean, it's three witches against one kanay, and why am I talking you out of this? You can't go near the crystal, and I can.
I'll do it.
Good.
Katie.
Yeah, it's Andi.
Look, I Cruz.
Wha We go to school together.
Anyway, look, I need a huge favor.
I need to know where Mia is.
(Fireworks exploding) (Giggling) (Thunder) Daddy! Mia, Mia! We have to go.
(Woman) I know you're here.
Come out, come out, kanays, wherever you are.
We have to hurry.
Someday, when you're older, you'll be a leader of a tribe.
Even if it's a tribe of one.
I don't want to be alone.
You won't be, sweetheart.
You'll find your other half.
All kanays do.
Here, put on your crystal.
We have to go.
Don't worry, Dad.
I found my other half.