Lip Sync Battle (2015) s03e13 Episode Script

1 - Oh! - (rock music playing) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like Robin Hood Well, it's plain to see You were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (thuds) - (feedback) - (cheering) Chrissy: When he rocks the mic, there ain't no way you can control yourself.
Give it up for your Headmaster of Lip Sync, LL Cool J! Hands in the air! Hands in the air! - Look at me and say, "Yeah!" - Crowd: Yeah! - Say, "Hell yeah!" - Crowd: Hell yeah! - Now scream! - (screaming) Welcome to Lip Sync Battle! This show is nothing but a party as we combine your favorite celebs and their favorite hits.
And tonight, we have put together a powerhouse matchup that's sure to get you going.
- Are you ready for this? - (cheering) A'ight.
But remember, nothing goes down around here without this lady, the color commentator with limitless flavor.
Ladies and gentlemen, Chrissy Teigen.
- Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go - (Cheering) All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare And stare and stare The ladies.
- But you're red.
- Yeah! I didn't I went through three outfits.
- I broke them all.
- LL: Oh, baby.
- And then I ended up - Break that one.
Please.
- (laughs) - (crowd laughs, whoops) Oh, I will, 'cause I'm gonna get down tonight.
Yeah, yeah, we gonna get down tonight.
- I mean, the people are ready.
- I know! Look at this good-looking crowd.
Tell them what they should expect tonight.
Okay, I I can't even front.
Tonight is gonna be really hot and sexy.
And I usually like to give a little something away, but I don't want to.
I want to save it.
I want you guys to see this for yourselves, - because it's gonna get hot.
Hot.
- (crowd cheers) Well, Chrissy, let's get this thing started.
- Let's do it.
- (dramatic music plays) Are you ready? He's a six-time Grammy winner, sold more than 70 million albums worldwide! You can catch him right now at his residency in Las Vegas at the Monte Carlo! He is Ricky Martin! - (cheering) - (music continues) And, she has graced the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue three times! You've seen her in films Tower Heist and The Other Woman! Put your hands together for Kate Upton! - (cheering) - (music continues) Woo! Oh my god.
I told you! (cheering) - (chuckles) All right.
Welcome, you guys.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Ricky, you're gonna set it off.
Kate, you relax in the VIP.
Ricky, you come on over.
So, Rick, we're so happy to have you here.
And I'm so happy to be here.
Thank you so much for having me.
- Thank you.
- So, tell the people what song you're performing.
- I can't.
- Oh, you wanna surprise them? All I know is that I Believe it or not, even though I have no big production in this song, - I need to go backstage and get ready.
- I'll give you what you need.
- Okay, I'll be right back.
- All right, I'm here.
I got this.
- All right.
- It's unprecedented.
- I I thought you weren't allowed to use props.
- Chrissy: I know! Without further ado I don't wanna hold on, hold on, hold on.
Ladies and gentlemen, here he is, - Ricky Martin! - (cheering) (Old Time Rock and Roll playing) Just take those old records off the shelf I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself Today's music ain't got the same soul I like that old time rock 'n' roll Don't try to take me to a disco You'll never even get me out on the floor In ten minutes I'll be late for the door I like that old time rock 'n' roll Still like that old time rock 'n' roll That kind of music just soothes the soul I reminisce about the days of old With that old time rock 'n' roll Oh! Still like that old time rock 'n' roll That kind of music just soothes the soul I reminisce about the days of old With that old time rock 'n' roll Oh! (cheering) - LL: Wow.
- (chanting) Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! - Ricky - (cheering louder) Chrissy, do you like do you like old time rock 'n' roll? - Me gusta.
Oh my god! - (laughing) - Thank you.
- I've never seen someone go to the back and come out with less.
That is amazing.
Well, I thought I was gonna slip.
It got slippery a little bit, but it's okay.
- (laughs) - I have officially seen both you and Kate very scantily clad, and I am very happy about this.
- LL: Oh man.
Okay, you were - This is the first time I've been in front of the cameras in underwear, by the way, I'll just say.
(crowd cheering) America, are you okay with Ricky in his underwear? (cheering louder) They seem to be okay with it.
And, Mom, Mom, this is not what you were expecting, I know, Mom.
- Thank you.
I'm sorry.
- So, Kate, Ricky got the ladies screaming, I mean.
- I mean - LL: He got you screaming.
- Are you a fan? Are you a competitor? - I am such a fan.
We all knew that Ricky was gonna come out and kill it, but it doesn't don't people like the underdog? I love you.
Yeah, of course.
- You're amazing! - Right.
I don't do this for a living! In what world are you the underdog? (laughter) That was amazing.
Go on over to the VIP.
We'll bring you some pants.
- (cheering) - Kate.
Come on down.
Kate, what do you plan to give to the people tonight? Well, if Ricky doesn't tell, I'm not gonna tell, - but it's a song that I like to fall asleep to.
- Chrissy: Oh.
- Okay, a sweet little lullaby.
Well, here - Kate: Yeah.
singing an American lullaby is Kate Upton! (cheering) (I'm Different playing) Mustard on the beat I'm different, yeah, I'm different I'm different, yeah, I'm different I'm different, yeah, I'm different Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing Middle finger up to my competition - Pull up to the scene, but my roof gone - Roof gone When I leave the scene, bet your boo gone And I beat the Like a new song 2 Chainz, but I got me a few on Look back at it, look back at it Then I put a fat rabbit on the Craftmatic I am so attic I am so high like an addict I'm different, yeah, I'm different I'm different, yeah, I'm different - I'm different, yeah, I'm different - (sings along) Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing - (thuds) - (feedback) (cheering) Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow! - LL: Chrissy.
- Oh my god, she looked back at it.
- It was so good.
- What? - (laughter) - There was some frontal grabbing there.
Oh, I had to I had to make sure my balls were in check.
- (laughing) - (cheering) Kate: Just work that out.
- LL: Work it out now! - (Kate laughs) Yeah.
- Work that out.
- (crowd chanting) Upton! Upton! Upton! Chrissy: Oh! - Hey, you guys.
- Oh, we got a battle.
- We got a battle.
We got a battle.
- Chrissy: I know! - Kate, you can join Ricky over in the VIP.
- Chrissy: Oh my god.
Oh man.
We had a dance-off Pants-off In round one, so who knows how the competitors are gonna bring it next? When we come back, it's round two.
It's gonna be epic.
This is LSB.
Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing Lip Sync Battle returns! Kate Upton and Ricky Martin wasted no time in setting an electrifying tone.
And now it's round two, where the battle for the belt gets all the way real.
Let's take a look at how Kate Upton made plans to tear it up.
(crowd cheering) - (electronica music playing) - People, stand up I don't think anything can prep you as a lip-syncher.
I'm not actually a pop singer.
Don't don't be too surprised.
- The most nerve-wracking is probably just poles.
- Yeah.
- Coming up here, like - Yeah.
The first one, yeah.
I'm a little nervous because I'm going against Ricky Martin.
- I'm freaking out.
- I'm freaking out a little bit.
Did you ever have a bad exp - You're not freaking out.
This is what you do.
- (chuckles) No.
Man on P.
A.
: Kate Upton! I hope my intro's not, "She's won zero Grammys.
" I've sold no albums.
- Woo! - Okay.
Yeah, it's a little bit quicker if you can.
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes.
If I get too excited when I actually nail the choreography, then I forget the next choreography.
I just stand there like Being like And I'm done.
No, I'm not.
Okay, keep going, keep going.
Who do you guys think is gonna win? We haven't seen the performances yet.
Yes, you have.
Ricky already rehearsed this morning.
- No, I haven't.
No, he didn't.
No, he did not.
- Not with us.
Well, I'm a hug fan of the song, so I just hope I do it justice.
Should I do more crotch grabs? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the more crotch you grabs, the better.
Today, all of my dreams come true.
I'm gonna get you, Ricky.
I'm ready.
I have a bad wedgie, though, and I'm worried sick.
(cheering) (Baby One More Time plays) Oh, baby, baby How was I supposed to know That something wasn't right here? Oh, baby, baby I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me how you want it to be Tell me, baby 'Cause I need to know now, oh, because My loneliness is killing me And I I must confess I still believe, still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me, baby, one more time Oh, baby, baby How was I supposed to know? Oh, baby, baby I shouldn't have let you go I must confess that my loneliness Is killing me now Hit me, baby, one more time (cheering) Chrissy: Finally! - Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow! - LL: Very good.
- Yeah! - Chrissy: Oh my god, finally, somebody did that song! Kate: Chrissy, are you a Britney fan? I Am I a Britney fan? This is the best thing to ever happen to me.
I'm so happy.
Kate, you have come such a long way since I first met you.
(laughs) I think I am more clothed than when you first met me.
- (laughter) - So, Ricky, you basically dropped trou.
- You took the - (crowd cheers, woops) Was she paying you back with this little schoolgirl thing she has on? - You know what? - You know - Chrissy: Oh! - (laughs) - She All this is - I mean, she can't do no wrong.
I feel like we're playing strip lip-sync.
- Strip sync? - Chrissy: Strip sync.
I wanna host that, too.
Okay, Kate, you head on over to the VIP.
The championship belt is up for grabs.
Stay tuned! It's Lip Sync Battle.
I must confess That my loneliness Lip Sync Battle returns, and Kate Upton just schooled the crowd.
Now let's see how Ricky Martin A man who always does it big Plans to become a Lip Sync Battle champ.
- (mouths) - (cheering) I was looking for iconic songs, I was looking for songs that would make people feel good, and I was looking for a song that people would close their eyes and would remember where they were the first time they heard these songs.
- I'm not gonna show off now, all right.
- But please, we know We know we know what you have.
We know what you have.
I've been on stage many years, but that doesn't mean anything.
Let's see what happens.
This is serious stuff.
- I'm gonna take it really serious.
- Let's do this again with music.
- Oh! - Yes! And you bring the house down! It's amazing! You know, I walked in here, to this studio, this morning as a friend.
I get really competitive.
I wasn't like this when I walked into the studio.
- Can I say hi really quick? - Hi.
Hi.
- I have cameras with me.
I don't know if that's cool or not.
- Oh, it's fine.
Ricky: All right, something that she has that I don't have.
Beautiful hands.
- (laughs) - They had your intro playing in the rehearsal, and it was like, "Six-time Grammy" What? - "70 million worldwide.
" - Oh, stop it.
- Stop.
- (both laughing) All I know is that Kate is extremely competitive.
She's a very clever woman.
Everybody's telling me, "You gotta be careful.
She's coming to win.
She's a trouper.
" And I'm like, "Now I'm nervous.
" She brought all the guns.
- You know what I've been telling everyone? - What? Ricky, you know what you don't have? Tits.
- She I I - Woman: She tell you? - She's gonna win.
- (cheering) (Footloose playing) Been working so hard I'm punching my card Eight hours for what? Oh, tell me what I got I've got this feeling That time's just holding me down I'll hit the ceiling Or else I'll tear up this town Now I gotta cut loose Footloose, kick off the Sunday shoes Please, Louise, pull me off of my knees Jack, get back, come on, before we crack Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, cut footloose Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, cut footloose Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, cut footloose Oh, you got to turn me around And put your feet on the ground Gotta take the hold of all Everybody cut, everybody cut Everybody cut, everybody cut Everybody cut, everybody cut Everybody, everybody cut footloose (cheering) LL: Lip Sync Battle! - Wow.
- Sure.
(chuckles) - Woo-hoo! - Great crowd.
Chrissy that was amazing.
- What did you think of that? - Oh my god! Hello! Was that not amazing? - (cheering) - It was hot! (chuckles) For a town of no dancing, you guys sure could (bleeps) dance.
Holy shit! That was incredible! Thank you.
This is really special.
This is really cool.
I mean we work, we're focused, there's discipline.
I mean, whatever we do as artists is militant, but when we come to this scenario, you give us this platform, to just have a good time and make the crowd sing.
It's-it's it's the best.
Thank you so much.
I love it.
Kate? I was completely fangirling.
I was like melting.
- I was like, "Footloose!" - Yeah! (laughs) - It was incredible! - Ricky, you're off to the VIP.
- Awesome.
- So good.
Okay, the battle was blazing, but now it's time to choose a champion.
Two amazing contenders, but only one of them gets to take home the belt.
Come back and find out who wins.
It's LSB.
Now I gotta cut loose, footloose Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Man, what an amazing night.
The performances were outstanding.
- (cheering) - But there can only be one Lip Sync Battle champion.
Only one.
Chrissy.
- Let's do it.
- Okay! Yes.
(dramatic music playing) Is the Lip Sync Battle champion - Ricky Martin? - (cheering) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion - Kate Upton? - (cheering) Okay.
There you go.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Lip Sync Battle champion is - Ricky Martin! - (cheering) (chuckles) Yes.
Yeah! Footloose, footloose Yo, Rick! - Ricky, Ricky, so the belt is yours.
- Yo, what's up? - How does it feel to be the Lip Sync Battle champion? - It's the real deal.
- This is the real deal.
- It's a real belt, right? It's a real deal.
Thank you so much.
You guys are awesome.
LL: Kate, put it up.
I was, like I was almost crying during your performance.
You're so amazing.
No, but I lost.
I lost.
No, no, no, no, no.
We loved having both of you here tonight.
Both of you were absolutely amazing.
A big thanks to Kate and Ricky Martin, our new champion.
They rocked with the Lip Sync crew tonight! One love from me, LL Cool J, and my girl, Chrissy Teigen! And remember, whatever you do in life, knock 'em outta the box, L! Knock 'em out, L! Now I gotta cut loose Footloose, kick off the Sunday shoes Please, Louise Everybody cut, everybody cut Everybody cut, everybody cut - LL: Hands in the air! - Everybody cut, everybody cut Everybody, everybody cut footloose LL: Thank you!