That's So Raven (2003) s03e13 Episode Script

She's here! Everybody, you know the drill.
Good morning, my artistes.
Good morning, Ms.
Petuto! All righty, class, the assignment was to create an art project with a message.
I can't wait to see how you've done.
Chelse, come on, let's get this garbage off the table.
You gotta show your project.
Come on.
Girl, someone glued your garbage together.
Yeah, Rae, I did.
It's my project.
Really? Yeah, the message is about how our world has become a giant dump for our consumer culture, see? Do you like it? Yeah, I love it! Rae Every time you lie, your voice gets all high.
That is not true! All right, people, dazzle me.
I did a self-portrait, Ms.
Petuto.
I call it black velvet on black velvet.
And the message is I look good on velvet.
Ok, ok.
Moving along Raven, I see you've done a collage of shoes Again.
Now, now, Ms.
Petuto, last time, remember, it was flip-flops, ok? Now, this is totally different.
It's strap-ees.
Strap-ees?! I know, I know! People! Come on! Where's the art that makes me think?! Where's the art that makes me feel?! Where's the art that Makes me worry that our planet has become a giant dump heap for our consumer culture? Where have I heard that before? You just said it.
Right.
My art project.
Chelse I love this.
Thank you.
You're a true artist.
Really, Ms.
Petuto? No one's ever said that to me before.
This is amazing.
In fact, there's a student art show coming up, and if you create a new piece, I would love to submit it.
Thank you, Ms.
Petuto.
Good work.
Congratulations, Chelse! Yeah, we didn't know art was your thing, girl.
Yeah, I have always wanted to be an artist.
Really? Yeah, I was just I don't know, you guys, I was always afraid to express myself.
Hey, Chelse, if you want to become an artist, girl, don't hold back.
Let it out.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm an artist! Ok, maybe maybe you need to bring that back in.
Yep, that's me.
Chelse startin' her art project! Ok, let me guess, let me guess what it is.
Ok, got it.
It is the chaos and confusion In the world, right?! Rae, I'm just cleaning my brushes.
Gotta love ya, Chelse.
Actually, Rae, I'm a nervous wreck.
I can't think of anything to do for the art show.
Stop trippin', girl.
You are so creative and talented.
I'm sure something will hit ya, and it's probably right under your nose.
Really? Not literally, Chelse.
Yeah.
Rae, the way the light's hitting you now.
Wait, don't move.
Wait, why can't I move, now? Don't Because, Rae What? You're my inspiration.
Will you be my model? A model? You mean like in a painting? Better Better A sculpture.
A sculpture? Yes! Now, wait, like a statue? Yeah.
You can make me as the thinker.
Ok, maybe that's not a good one.
Venus de Milo.
Not so much? Ok, let me think.
Got it, got it, Venus de Williams.
You know what, Rae? Actually, you should just be yourself.
Ok, ok.
I can do that.
Ready, ready.
Ok, now, you're somewhere in this lump of Clay.
I just have to take away the parts that, you know, aren't you.
Ok All right, that's not you That's not you What the heck is that? All right, that's not you That is you.
Hi, honey.
How was school? Boy, did I need that.
Rough day? The worst ever! They wanted to cut down our sugar, so they took out all the soda machines.
Why don't they ban useless stuff, like homework? Not before dinner.
I don't know where you picked up these bad eating habits.
I forgot the hot fudge.
Ok, I'm starting to get a clue.
Cookies! No more cookies, no more ice cream.
Why not?! Because they banned sodas at Corey's school today, and I think we should follow their example.
From now on, this family is cutting out sugar.
What?! What?! Corey, your mom's right.
We should all make a commitment to eating healthier.
Now, I'm gonna throw this out.
Victor! No No, dad, dad, think about what you're doing.
Mom, this is a bad thing.
Honey, this is a good thing.
Just think, you'll feel better, and you'll save money.
Money? Yes.
Think of how much you kids spend buying sodas at school.
Yeah.
Yeah That's a lot of cash.
Your soda formula is delicious! William, you are a genius! No, selling it in milk cartons to kids at school, you're the genius.
Can't argue with that.
Man, we're gonna make a fortune.
But what if we get in trouble? William, relax.
We've got nothing to hide.
Corey? Quick! Hide everything! And the big, bad wolf said, "I will huff and I will puff and" hey, mom.
"And I will blow your house down.
" What are you guys doing? Nothing, just reading William a story.
Is something bubbling? That's William's stomach.
You see, these stories make him nervous.
Sweetheart, they lived happily ever after.
That's what they want you to think.
Ok, ok.
I'll see you guys later, then.
See you later, mom.
I love you.
You, too.
Ok, let's get back to work.
Drum roll, please.
Ladies and Eddie My masterpiece.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yo, Chelse, this is tight, yo.
It's called Raven in Clay and feathers.
Well, it does kind of look like Rae.
Except for the giant beak and feathers.
Well, it's Raven as an actual Raven, see? Rae, what do you think of it? I mean, honestly? I think it's tight! Wait a minute.
That's your lying voice.
No, it's not! You hate it.
No, I never said that.
Come on, Rae, your squeak said it all.
No, the squeak happened because you made me a freak with a beak.
So that's what you really think of my art? Is this what you think of my face? Man, Rae, I cannot believe I let you inspire me.
A beak? She gave me a beak! Am I in the wrong? Oh, snap! What did you see?! Ok, well, first Pretty much that.
This is not good.
Man, when Chelsea sees this, she is gonna lose it, Rae.
And she knows that I hate her statue.
She's gonna think that I broke it on purpose.
We gotta put this back together.
What do you mean "we"? Hey! I just realized something.
My goodness, here she comes! I should stay.
Raven should leave.
Where is she? I'm sure she's somewhere holding still.
And why is my statue covered? Chelse, see, the thing about that is it's bad luck for an artist to see their work before a show.
Really? Thanks, Eddie.
I mean, this is my moment, ok? Everything has to fall right into place.
I'm sure it already has.
Anyway, I better get this thing on over to the gallery.
Hey, Chelse, you can't do that, either.
Why not? Because it's also bad luck for an artist to take their own work to a gallery, so I'll bring it over for you.
Thanks, Eddie.
Man, I cannot keep up with these art superstitions.
My goodness.
Eddie, when Chelsea steps into that gallery, there has got to be a statue there.
I gotta put this back together.
Forget it, Rae.
There is no way.
Hello? I could use some positivity right now, ok? Ok, well, I am positive that there is no way.
Can I help you? Word in the hall is you got the fizzy milk.
I might.
You got something for me? Now you speakin' my language.
What kinda milk you want? Grape or red? You got root beer? He said, "grape or red," didn't he? Ok, ok, ok.
I-I'll take red.
Thanks.
Wait.
Before you go Wear one of these.
Milk mustache.
You guys thought of everything.
Yes, we did.
Now walk away.
Hello? No, I'm sorry, Corey's not here right now.
Yeah, I can give him the message.
Corey? Just got a message from some kid named "sweet tooth," and he said he wanted to come by and pick up a quart.
Quart of what? I don't know what he's talking about, but, I-if he calls back, tell him if I did have a quart, he'd find it on the back porch, and I'd find 5 bucks under the mat.
He is definitely up to something.
My gosh, man.
I can't believe Rae actually put it back together.
It looks great! Thank you.
Hey! What are you doin' in there, girl? Well, I couldn't put the statue back together and it is called Raven in Clay and feathers, so I just put on some Clay and feathers.
How did you get down here? I flew.
How do you think I got down here? I rode the bus.
And by the way, I was not the only statue on that bus.
This is a very, very weird city.
It's Ms.
Petuto.
Act natural.
Eddie Hey, Ms.
Petuto.
That was me whistling, not the statue, you know, 'cause everybody knows that a statue can't whistle.
Y'all enjoy the show.
I know you'll love this piece.
It was done by one of my most talented students: Chelsea Daniels.
Can't we just talk about us? We've been down this road, Arthur.
We're over.
Let's just keep it professional.
Fine.
Very interesting piece, quite lifelike.
Yes, it was inspired by another student: Raven Baxter, who has a bad case of shoes on the brain.
Very mature, Arthur.
What? You see? This is why we broke up.
Pumpkin? I can change.
Hey, hey, hey, I fooled them! My goodness.
This is so tight.
Now all I have to do is just keep cool so Chelsea can have her moment.
Was that you? Yeah, that was my stomach.
It took me so long to put this thing together I didn't even get a chance to eat.
Can you go get me something? Polly want a cracker? If you don't get over there and get me something to eat Thanks, Rae! Eddie Forget this.
Look, I got you some noodles.
Put 'em in my mouth.
Early bird gets the worm.
In my other mouth.
You a cranky statue, too.
Hurry up, Rae, there's Chelsea.
There it is.
My statue in an art gallery.
This is so cool.
I just want to dust it off before the judges see it.
Hey! You know, Chelsea, there's another superstition, you know, regarding Ok, I'll take my chances.
All right, almost perfect.
I just want to chisel a little off the Hey, you know what, Chelse? It looks great, ya know? Hey, let's go get some food.
Man, I forgot how good milk could taste.
Wait a minute Somebody filled this carton with soda.
Corey Why does this milk taste like grape soda? It came from a purple cow? Corey.
Ok, William and I made a batch and sold it at school.
Corey, you are out of the soda business.
And you're gonna donate all that money you made back to your school.
And I'm calling William's mother.
I have her number in my cell.
What is that? My cell phone.
Hello, William's mother? This is Corey's mother.
Tonya? Hang up the chocolate.
Ok, I just I had such a craving.
Yeah, I think we can safely say that banning sugar in this house has not been very successful.
But you know what? I think we should cut back, so I say we cut back this much And have this much right now.
I got you something easy to eat this time, Rae.
This is good.
What is this? A hot and spicy jalapeño pepper pop.
What? A jalapeño pepper popper? You picked a potentially painful pepper popper to pop into my pecker? Possibly.
H- hot! Hot! Water! Water! Lots of water! Not right you can't have no water right now, Rae.
Here come the judge.
Hello, your honors.
Hello.
Well, I worked very hard on this piece, and I really hope you like it.
Amazing use of texture.
I mean it It almost looks like it's Sweating.
And crying.
I mean, I can really feel the intensity, like there's a pressure building from within the piece.
I wouldn't stand too close.
Well, what I was going for here is, I wanted to Chelsea, let your art speak for itself.
Water! Water, water Rae, what happened to my statue? I broke it.
What, you hated it that much? No, Chelse, no.
It was a total accident, girl.
So, what, you covered yourself in Clay and feathers and pretended like you were my statue? Yeah.
I'm really sorry.
Sorry? That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
Rae, I'm sorry if my statue hurt your feelings.
No, girl, no, I was I was way too sensitive.
I just wanted to be captured as beautiful, and you know what? I was captured as beautiful because it came from you.
My best friend.
Rae This is really good.
What do you call this, mom? Fresh fruit.
I could get into this.
How y'all doin'? Hey, Rae.
Hey, Rae.
Hey, Rae.
Ok, now she's up to something.